ITT: we post things impossible to fap to
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ITT: we post things impossible to fap to
there is no fucking way that thing is real
>>714012230
https://www.google.com.au/amp/www.techtimes.com/amp/articles/184924/20161106/meet-charlotte-a-massive-huntsman-spider-in-australia-freaking-out-the-internet.htm?client=safari
>>714012031
god I want it to climb on my dick and sound me with its legs <3
>>714012031
> that meaty, pulsating abdomen
> those moist, succulent fangs
> them long, warm, fuzzy legs
> those 8 glistening eyes staring deep into your soul
how could you not want to make love to this beautiful creature?
>>714012645
>>714012645
>>714013031
I could fap to this
>>714013031
What a hideous old reptile. Who would want to fuck that?
The turtle is kinda hot though.
I'm pretty sure I could manage that, op, step your game up pls.
>>714012031
That spider kinda thicc tho
>>714013345
Can you do better?
>>714012031
>>714013605
Reminds me of that mouse getting it's balls chopped
>>714013605
Stuart Little is not looking so good nowadays
>>714012645
>>714013880
wait what...
so what is it?
>>714012031
What are you talking about? You could stick it up your butt. Totally fappable
>>714014367
/thread
>>714012645
im sure she is still sexy on the inside
>>714012031
Is stick my dick in that spidey doodle
>>714013783
does anyone still have this? i wanna save it
>>714014673
speak for yourself buds
>>714014626
Too soon man wtf
>>714014428
im on it
>>714014626
Too soon!!!
>>714014626
Hey, I fap to dead chicks all the time
>>714014428
lmao
>>714014367
wtf is that?
>>714012031
>>714012031
>>714012031
>>714012031
COC Baby ....
Corruption Of Champions . . . . . . u got Nothin on That freaky shit
you'll end up with a cat dick triple E tits and an arsehole that can accept a Mack Truck
>>714012645
>>714014940
The Krakken!
>>714012230
if you are aussie, then you should know that the spider is a huntsman and they can in fact grow to that size or even bigger. that's a big mama one
you lose op. I can fap to anything
>>714014626
Too soon...
>>714014626
i dont get this
I mean I get she an hero'd like that one celeb. Which is cool. if you're going to an hero don't leave a mess.
>>714014367
>>714012846
>>714013208
>>714014014
gEEzus fkn christ shut up, samefag. what a queer...
>>714015107
Kinda cute
>>714012031
Giant Frostbite Spider confirmed
>>714014428
That is just sad to be honest. poor girl
>>714012031
This is all I fap to
>>714015411
you are a dipshit
>>714015411
>an hero
hey buddy 2012 called and said they want their meme back. kys.
>>714013899
Kek
>>714016298
please no
>>714016891
Jesus christ did he die
>>714016349
I could fap to this for days
>>714017028
Absolutely fucking disgusting
>>714016565
Lost, I can't, just damn
>>714015196
History?
>>714015411
We indirectly killed her, kys newfag
Jalapeño dick
>>714017538
Thats actually hot
>>714012645
>>714017743
Ema, is that you?
>>714012031
Hah! Try and stop me. Look at those long fucking legs... oh yeah. This ones gonna be champion.
>>714017557
>>714016349
Fuck off. The point of the thread is things you cant fap to shit dick. You are just an attention whore, posting this shit on every fucking thread.
>>714015869
sauce?
ez
>>714017961
are you kidding me? I want to cum all over her boyish face
>>714017961
fuck man, that's some disgusting shit, only thing here that I wouldn't fap too
>>714012645
> the soft, warm web she envelops your cock in
> pleasurably sharp pain as she sinks her fangs in your testicles, the pain worming it's way up your spine
>the skittering, crawling feeling as she works her way up your urethra
Yes, please
>>714017961
I'd smash that
>>714015869
i thin i just cumed
>>714018373
WTF is cumed? fucking retard
fucking amateurs
if you cum to this, I'm gone from the internet for good
>>714018561
>Getting all excited on /b/
Aren't you cute
>>714018627
I came, I'd eat that bloody asshole out
>>714018627
Thats not making me soft. I could work with this.
>>714018194
>>714014626
seriously delete this
>>714018808
Fuck this shit. you win this thread
>>714018930
>recognizably human
try harder lel
>>714018966
>being sick at an image posted literally daily here
>>714012645
>>714018194
>>714018997
"human"
>>714019028
Ive been gone about 2 years. I never seen that shit before.
>>714019154
my bad friendo
>>714016025
Easy I love the colts
>>714014188
something that needs fire. lots of it.
>>714016891
did he dieded?
>>714015260
Fuck Australia
>>714014626
way too soon
literally impossible
>>714016474
great post my fellow redditer
>>714019442
Each tile looks like a boob
>>714014367
Those nips tho
>>714019188
but did he die?
>>714016188
Challenge accepted
>>714012031
Pfft. I have a spider fetish.
What can I say, I'm a leg guy. They have eight of them.
>>714019442
Bet theres one guy who can do it
>>714018808
Somebody needs to take that cat to the vet
>>714019442
Kek
>>714018930
Is stick my dick in that till I kachow
>>714012466
>>714019442
Imagine humping those silky smooth tiles, and letting those ridges tease a highly sensitive cock. EZ
>>714019402
Soft cunt with pussy wildlife detected
>>714020175
What a cute snake
>>714014626
Im not trendy what is this?
>>714012031
The 4chan's antithesis
>>714020571
Its too soon anon
>>714020637
Thanks
>>714020571
Still photos from a necro porn. Once you watch that video, you can't unsee that shit.
>>714017538
i would actually love to fuck the girl in yellow
but yeah this video makes me cringe
>>714020906
>implying that that doesn't make it ten times more fapable
>>714020969
That other chick looks munted as fuck. But I too would totally bang the one in yellow.
You whats really hard to masterbate too that god damn melon fucker shits getting old
>>714017786
Why are brown people so fucking stupid?
>>714014626
sick fuck
>>714016558
That's gonna leave a mark.
>>714017961
Kill your fucking selves
>>714012031
i wud rape spowder
>>714020175
>>714012645
>>714017961
Is this butterface thread?
>>714021635
Don't see anything wrong here, just two full men
>>714013783
>>714014653
Here, sorry it has a low framerate, had to convert it to lower the size, 'cause the original was 2.89mb
>>714021782
>>714017028
Pls no. How you dare
>>714016298
Post it
>>714012031
The fact that this exists proves there is no God. Y'all have seen those giant spider movies in the 80s and 90s>>714012031
right? This is just the beginning.
>>714017689
Probably the single most impressive loop I've ever seen.
10/10, saved and will fap to again
>>714012645
Oh shit, he's going for it!
>>714019125
/thread
>>714017234
flowers of flesh and blood, its a movie
>>714019442
Oh, the memories... I have never laughed so hard in my life
>>714012031
got damn i thought that was a fucking crab
>>714012645
why
>>714020906
Are you fucking serious?
>Had this in my porn folder for months
> Would occasionally jerk to it
>Didnt know I had a stiffie for a stiffie
What do
>>714016251
I'd hit that.
>>714015869
>>714017941
>>714018373
animooted
>>714019589
Looks like a shit I once took.
>>714012645
>>714012031
That is frightening
>>714012031
>oooo suck that broom you dumb dead spider
>>714016565
Painful to watch every time.
>>714014367
looks like a bloat from Killing Floor 2
>>714019527
nice feet
>>714020175
i love it when seppos come to visit and they're too scared to leave their hotel rooms. "Nah, most of the spiders here are pretty slow. only ones you need to watch out for are the ones that crawl across the ceiling and drop on to your face while you sleep."
>>714021196
Not soon enough
>>714017538
I fucking love Stella marie
>>714022632
the fact that this exists proves there IS a God.
just not the one you pray to, monkey-boy.
>>714014626
Sauce ?
>>714013605
could fap
>>714023783
i miss Ivan.
>>714024029
On the flip, I've seen Germans and other Europeans with zero experience with deadly wildlife play around with Eastern Brown Snakes...
Fuck those cunts are dumb sometimes.
>>714023822
>>714024474
haram
>>714024553
yeah. i call that "Evolution in Action". if the tourist is a hot girl you step in at the last second and save her life, but anyone else.. fuck 'em.
>>714018808
That guy need to be murdered.
>>714018189
This pic makes me legit mad. That was the saddest episode of the series and that girl was way too young to have puppies.
>>714020906
I've seen the stills, never saw the video though, any links?
>>714012645
Broooooooooo!
>>13
>>714018808
/thread
>>714024813
I love scaly titties, and I want that tongue to snake its way up my pisshole
>>714999999
>>714025407
I'm not helping you find that shit anon. You don't want to watch that. Literally the worst thing I ever saw
>>714023880
Which sliver is that?
>>714025955
Bullshit, there's worse out there. Perfection girl was probably not actually dead anyway, the whole antifreeze story is definitely bullshit. I just had never heard of a video before this, so I need to find it, your probably just confusing it with a different necro pron though
>>714014367
Healthy at any weight :^)
>>714026474
>>714025407
I downloaded that years ago. Deleted it. It's graphic, and fucked up what he does to her. not sure where you would find it now. Could try topics 2.0
>>714018627
>>714014031
Someone in this world would fuck that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlwd3oS9Gho&t=259s
>>714012645
>>714012645
>>714027874
>>714027983
Don't you dare give that look to barbie. She's brave and beautiful
>>714015475
underrated
>>714014198
kinda hot dunno why
>>714018808
Why don't I ever see any niggers doing shit like this.....oh wait that's right
>>714014428
Resident evil 5 wasn't even that fun
>>714017028
is it possible ?
>>714014755
Kek
Is that a challenge?
>>714012230
There are things even scarier in Aussie-land,
like smelly, parasitic abbos.
>>714012031
Hey! Fuck you Shelob, there's no Hobbits here!
>>714029721
Beetlejuice's mammy.
>>714012031
That thing truly is a huntsman now. Small creatures will not sustain that monster.
>>714014219
could easily fap to this
>>714012031
>>714016474
u sir, are a faggot.
i will refer you to rules 12 and 22.
>>714022143
>>714022143
Bro... no...
>>714014428
>>714012031
Spider is clearly on a broom in the foreground. Tree is irrelevant. Spider is still pretty big, nothing crazy though. Look at the handle.
>>714017292
What's the story? Or at least when did it happen?
>>714012031
feel like pic related is why flamethrowers exist
>>714020906
Sauce?
>>714013880
What the fuck is it then?
>>714016298
Please dont
>>714018808
Fucking hell.
>>714031807
OP didn't say anything about that shit. OP just claimed that you can't fap to that pic
>>714012031
>ITT: we post things impossible to fap to
shebon niggers
>>714014626
Well meme'd friend
>>714012031
>>714014302
Would fuck
>>714013605
Why does that rat have balls bigger than it's own head?
>>714029948
>>714017557
Moar!
>>714014291
>sticking her up your butt
>not softly rubbing your penis glands up and down her fuzzy legs and across her abdomen
>>714014367
Are her nipples covered in warts?!!!!
>>714016891
The greatest nutshot ever filmed
>>714017028
Can somebody explain this
>>714029948
>aussie-land
fuck you're a faggot
>>714026541
What the fuck, man.
>>714012645
Why I still come back to /b/
>>714021283
who ever shopped that did a really good job, really subtle.
>>714016383
I don't know why, but this .gif is genuinely disturbing. Nothing else in this thread up to this point has bothered me. Except for this.
>>714019442
Done.
Give me another challenge.
>>714014626
Can anyone tell me what happened here? I remember it from a while back but no one ever gave a direct explanation of what happened.
I've been bitten 3 times by a huntsman on 3 seperate occasions.
last time I was cutting through a log for firewood out at the farm. once I got about a quatter of the way through at least 15 of them came running out. this was last year around this time. A couple went on my boots and up my pants and another one somehow missed the chain and was crawling up the blade. I threw the chainsaw, leaped about 2 meters in a couple steps and started rolling down the hill...I didn't get bitten that time. huntsman spiders don't kill unless bitten more than once at a time but you have your head over a toilet bowl for about 24 hrs..
wolf spiders are the worst
>>714019527
nice feet
>>714016298
K DEN
>>714034472
too soon
>>714034520
also to mention they aren't the small ones that you get in populated areas..not as big as the pic in ops post
>>714021635
Got any change? I'm a little short
>>714034522
I'd hit that.
>>714034601
>>714023541
Of all the shit I can say about this, all I can think of is "Damn, that's quite a bit of detail put into that."
>>714034601
Fuck you.
>>714027983
>White woman
She is a jew, she is not one of us.
>>714018627
>implying furfags don't deserve exactly that
>>714034164
I could fap, as long as i looked at the two asian chicks.
>>714034717
Hijab porn is my thing. fapping to this is way too easy
>>714023641
she is still alive, in your boner at least
>>714016719
The most annoying thing about that webm is the douchebag sitting looking pissed off.
