Ask a Russian anything. inb4 Are you drunk? No.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ask a Russian anything.
inb4 Are you drunk?
No.
Is it true that stalin killed more than 30 million people?
>>714010255
Yes.
It's very confusing to be honest.
Over 70% of them were innocent, but he did make the USSR economy incredibly advanced for the duration of 1930-1950 and then it went to shit.
tldr : Yes he did.
Seems nobody has questions...
Why vodka?
Do you guys have decent beer?
>>714010170
can i have one of your women?
i have a job and make decent money, and could provide her with a better life.
thanks mate.
>>714011185
No, sadly, all our beer is imported, we don't make any.
Vodka to be honest is more Polish, we brought it in from there, but now, it's a cheap alternative. People are poor, they can't buy quality material, only the ones living in the city.
>>714011185
No. The only thing that's decent here is samagonka (самагонка) and it still tastes like shit
>>714011397
Depends, we hate niggers and most arabs but we're 100% fine with Caucasians.
>>714011477
You're russian too, tovarish?
>>714011572
Da. I'm in the United States though
>>714011467
where are you from in russia specifically?
what is life like in your city/ town/ farm?
and seriously though, i want to marry a russian girl. can i just go to russia and find one?
they are beautiful.
how often do you see darkies with russian women?
r u drunk
Are most Russians stern with a great since of humor? Feel like most Russians I meet have those traits. Which is good thing
>>714011777
I'm from Lower Moscow.
Life is depressing. This isn't a joke.
Constant state of fear.
Just look for a Russian girl in America or Europe.
True Russians dislike foreigners when it comes to relations.
>>714011959
Practically never. We hate darks. I am sorry if I offended you, but we're raised to consider them non-equal to us.
>>714012200
Yes, it's very true.
We don't like to act like dumbasses, but when we do, it's hilarious. We love guests, especially foreigners, but only as guests/friends. Nothing more, nothing else. The only exception to this would be members of the good 'ol Union.
>>714012219
>Constant state of fear.
>>714012219
>>714012219
>>714012219
Fear of what exactly?
and remember
no russian
>>714012491
Mafia, government, other people, with the exception of family and a group of people, that we know. A thing about Russians, is that we don't use mainstream companies much. If we need a cab, we won't use an application like Uber, we'll just call our local cabbie, or someone we know. If we need a sink fixed, we won't just go to the newspaper and look for a plumber. We only trust those we know well.
>>714010170
Why aren't you drunk?
>>714012797
Can't spend the money on alcohol.
>>714010170
How strong and influential is the Communist Party these days?
The Communist Party is opposition to Putin's government?
What is your opinion about the song Moskau from the German group Dschinghis Khan?
>>714012338
Nice OP my respect for Russian people will live on
>>714012731
Does the Mafia have a big influence in parts of Russia? And what about the govt do you fear?
A thing I've got to tell you all before answering further questions, is I've got the immense privilege of moving to Canada.
>>714010170
I spent about 6 months in Moscow back in 07. Had a lot of fun.
Anyways, what are your views on Putin and what are your views on Trump?
>>714012731
shit, that is fear.
i used uber alll the time and literally feel pretty safe walking home at 2 in the morning.
i feel bad for anyone who doesnt enjoy this kind of comfort, and wish there was something i could do for them, but sadly, i am just a man in a big nasty fucking world.
hugs russian anon. hugs from an american bro.
>>714012967
Welcome, I'm in Toronto
>>714012882
I am a Communist.
I don't hate Capitalism, or any of that Western movie bullshit about having an AK 47.
The supporters of the Communist Party in all the post-Soviet states have spiked in the past few years thanks to Putin.
He is a horrid man.
He cares only for himself.
Moskau is actually a pretty nice song.
We don't treat stereotypes as something offensive, we know how to laugh at ourselves when needed.
>>714012890
Thank you, may God bless you.
>>714010170
привет чувак
я из флорида, сша. а, ты?
что ты делаешь?
>>714010170
What do you think about the whole crimea thing. Also what countries do you feel belong to the Slavic culture group.
>>714010170
How do you guys feel about Canadians?
>>714012219
>Constant state of fear
Говори за себя. Олсо, заводи трактор, хуле ты. Я вот завёл, теперь счастлив.
>>714012966
Mafia = Government.
It's so corrupt, you never know if one day you'll have men show up at your doorstep, beat the shit out of you, or worse.
Owning a business is 10 times worse, because you have to pay the mafia in exchange for safety.
>>714010170
well are you?
>>714013024
Putin = Selfish cunt
Trump = Well, he doesn't hate us, so er.. Better for us than Hillary? Although, he is one funny man.
>>714013224
>>714013173
>>714010170
лол
>>714013326
trump shill detected.
>>714010170
How communist are you?
>>714013187
America's bitch.
>>714013178
All of them still do. It's a shame we have wars with each other. It's only the governments that hate. We all love each other, and have respect.
>>714013224
Blin, ti v kakoy oblasti?
V podmoskovye, v moem rayone polnoe dermo. Pyat suecidov za mesyatz bil. 4 nasiliiya
>>714013026
Thank you brother,
>>714013173
Amerikanskiy komputer, ya iz podmoskovya. Ya na 4chane, heh. No v zhizne, prosto paren.
>>714012967
We welcome you.
The foreign media takes a lot of trouble to paint president Putin in a bad light. As far as I know the president is very popular in Russia because he is a strong leader who puts Russia first and has no tolerance for corruption.
What examples would you use to show people abroad the kind of person president Putin really is?
>>714010170
Why did Russia rig the US election for Trump
>>714013187
OP here, we think Canada's a bit too dependent on America, but overall it's better.
>>714013599
Then keep living in poverty Commy
>>714013551
I regret the Soviet Union's collapse, but I'm not into politics.
>>714013751
Wasn't me. Some other faggot.
>>714013683
Good question
>>714013672
He's a Soviet, I bet you like communism you fuckin pussy
>>714013143
Kek, 2016 and still believing in the dictatorship of the proletariat.
>>714013854
Statement withdrawn then, we welcome you
>>714010170
Would you honor our old alliance and take Berlin with US again?
>>714013886
>Most nationalist Russian leader since 1917
>HURR HES A SOVIET
ok kid.
>>714013908
>>714013672
hi FSO
no, too many Russians are vatnik and watch state tv all day and blame America for their problems
how much is the government paying you to lie? 2 billion rubles and a fancy apartment?
>>714013908
Look at the modern culture.
You have feminist cunts protesting against basic laws of nature.
"Peace and tolerance".
Nobody gives a shit about people's feelings.
It's the people's productivity, intelligence, and mental capacity that matters.
Nothing else.
When people GLORIFY feeling above MORALS and VALUES.
General opinion of Russians about the Trump presidency?
>>714014041
Lives in States,
Still Supports Russia.
How much edge pussy?
>>714014029
I wouldn't say I hate America, I just dislike the modern culture.
America 1950-2000 was gold-tier.
I just don't get why you take so many refugees in, when they're clearly uncivilized.
>>714013672
>who puts Russia first and has no tolerance for corruption.
>picrelated
It's exactly the opposite, m8
>>714013656
Пиздуй в Сибирь, у тебя какой-то треш даже для рашки. Сам я съебал уже, сейчас во Вьетнаме.
>>714014166
I don't get why Americans hate Russians. We don't hate you, why do you hate us?
>>714014272
Russians are nothing more than whitewashed shitskins and deserves nothing less than a nuclear purge.
>>714013656
Amerikanskiy komputer, ya iz podmoskovya. Ya na 4chane, heh. No v zhizne, prosto paren.
:( that sucks
как ты иметь ВК?
Why do Russians fucking stink?
Listen, I worked as a Cashier for three years at a Home Depot where I got a lot of customers chattering to each other in Russian, and nearly every single one of them had a similar, horrid fucking smell. Like what a plugged garbage disposal smells like. It even got to the point where I could close my eyes and determine that a customer was Russian because I was assaulted by this rotten sewage smell. It was near 100% accuracy. I mean fuck, it was even worse than the goddamn Hindus. Do Russians just practice bad hygiene or what?
>>714013672
>no tolerance for corruption.
>>714014207
Because the foundational belief of modern American society is that deep down we are all equal and we should all be given an equal chance. So we keep focusing on the worst of society and the world because we think if we just give them a fair shake, they'll turn out to be happy and productive people.
Basically our society is naive.
>>714010170
Why aren't you drunk?
>>714014272
We have a bunch of Regan ear hawks eho still hate russia and a whole generation raided by them. The new generation is a lot better though most college age people want to go back to a non interventionist policy.
besides all the memes, is it actually cool living in Russia or is it really shitty?
>>714014272
eh im American and I like Russians but I dont like Putin or vatniks
ive been learning russian for a year or so now
i also dont want a russian bride...
these anons are just salty
trust me when i say 90% of americans dont even think about Russia and genuinely dont even dislike or like russia
russia is irrelevant in the usa
I'm not Russian, however I am fascinated by their history, so I am learning Russian. Is it worth it as an Amerifag to learn Russian?
>>714014817
its only worth it if you want to learn the language and the history and culture
you cant go around and start spouting western ideas off at russians and expect them to agree with it because Russia is very complex
understand the russian people and if you like that and can deal with it, youll be fine
>>714010170
How do you feel about "BRICS"?
Russians have a pretty cool sense of justice it seems
Once in Paris a group of Russians at the metro heated up a dude scamming people and returned their money
>>714010170
Are you drunk now?
>>714014546
da, ispolzuu online klaviaturu,
>>714014452
Let me guess. You support hillary?
>Shitskins
That feeling when we hate degeneracy, the fucking octosexual demimale shit you people have made normal, and you call us degenerate?
AHNUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
>>714014817
Yes. But only if you learn to understand our people. We like foreigners, but only if they respect our culture as well.
If you go around doing stereotypical shit, like swearing non-stop you will be seen as a jackass.
>>714015537
Chiki briki palchik vikin.
>>714015291
why dont you use your Ease of Access option and install the Russian keyboard and language pack under Keyboard?
>>714015461
No one supports Hillary anymore familam, the election is over
Now we all get to cheer for the TV game show host and his make believe wall
>>714014757
Shitty if outside a mainstream city like Moscow or St. Piterburg.
>>714010170
what does cyka blyat even mean?
How do you handle the cold?
You know what I hate?
Nothing.
Hate is the abscense of love.
Learn.
Dispense knowledge.
>>714015807
Computer would probably crash. 2005ish Acer Aspire with semi-broken hard-drive. Every time I try to defrag it crashes. My keys lag 1.5 seconds.
>>714015821
Good point, but you didn't debunk the shit I was talking about earlier. Why consider us so degenerate, when your women and children encourage degeneracy to be accepted in society?
>>714010170
why do you hate vatniks?
>>714015720
>If you go around doing stereotypical shit, like swearing non-stop you will be seen as a jackass.
о, сука бляд
>>714010567
Why did you put a TL;DR for 3 sentences?
>>714015885
It's gibberish
CYka- Bitch
BLyat - DAmn/fuck/shit.
So, "bitch shit".
If you want proper insults, ask.
>>714010170
Got any strong feelings for the Rodina?
Did you get any political education about the USSR (i.e., "Socialism in One Country", Marxist-Leninism vs Stalinism vs Maoism)?
How do you feel about Zhirinovsky?
>>714016131
cheeki breeki let me get this smirnoff vodka and drink all in one shot.
cyka blyat idi nahui CSGO Is best game in world
i kill capitalist scum with my AK 47 everyday and sacrifice virgins to putin.
>>714016156
Some people are lazy.
>>714015972
>поскорее попавляйся, чувак
>>714016156
probs cause ppl here are lazy af
>>714016412
>and sacrifice virgins to putin.
>mfw that was eerily truthful
>>714010170
am i being stereotypical when i ask, does it really always have snow in Russia?
>>714016195
Going into politics is a good way to get beaten up.
But secretly, I do miss the collapse of the USSR.
The only reason I miss it is the mentality people had.
But only 70-mid-80s Soviet Union,
Fuck the 30s or late 80s.
50s were OK.
Not a vatnik, but I *did* love my country. Until Putinator 3000 came along and ruined it.
Union - Top- Tier
Medvedev - Medium tier
Putin - Shitty-meme tier
i was in moscow in 1993 and st peterburg too back when it was still cccp
shit was cash (not)
>>714010170
Dostoevsky or Tolstoy?
What were your feelings when recent disoveries/forensic tests proved that Anastasia was also assassinated?
Do you think it's possible for a non-Russian to properly understand Pushkin?
>>714016789
We have the best snow, but not as much as movies.
Back when I was only a child, I remember we would make the greatest fucking fortresses. Two stories tall, slides, etc. The snow is sticky, but not wet, and stays together in good and bad weather alike.
Is Russia really the way we see it?
This place full of poor people where kids fuck around in the suburbs sniffing glue, a place where you could get raped and nobody would give a shit?
Is the most reliable way for a young girl to make money becoming a whore there?
>>714017005
A non-Russian can understand Pushkin if they understand Russian spirit.
Tolstoy. He has shaped much of Russian literature. Especially with his world-known works.
>>714017016
lol, that's great. cool man, tc
>>714017184
Depending where.
Siberia-Vladivostok and other more rural areas, 70% yes. Moscow, St. Piterburg, Volgograd, obviously not.
>>714016844
In re 50s:
I think Kruschev got bad PR in the West. Mainly, I think, do to misreporting about the whole shoe thing.
He was reforming Stalin's harsher policies but wanted strength and prosperity.
I think if Brezhnev hadn't forced him out, things like Glasnost and Perestroika would've come much earlier.
>>714017255
paka
>>714017219
Though I think I'm close, I'm still working on that one ;-)
>>714017385
Pretty much.
Gorbachev literally ruined 16 nations for the next 100+ years to come.
>>714017548
Heh, good luck tovarish.
>>714010170
What is your opinion about lesbianism?
>>714017598
Iz very nice in 4k on TV.
Joking, joking.
We don't hate gays, we just hate when people make it so public. Gay pride parades, I mean, why do they have to walk around half-naked? Can't they do it the way black people fought for their rights?
However, I hate transsexuals, octosexuals, and all that fucking cancer. There can be more than one orientation, I guess. But there are 3 genders only.
Male
Female
Suicide
>>714017586
Спаси́бо
>>714010170
I'm starting to read Solzhenitsyn, The gulag Archipelago. Have you read it? how can you miss the soviet union? how old are you?
>>714016180
okay
sure
please teach me how to insult people in russian
that would be so useful when im playing dota
Alright, guys, I'll probably be off for tonight, after I finish up these last questions.
might lurk.
Respect, from here, no matter where you are, and who you are.
>>714017923
The entire Soviet Union wasnt one fucking labor camp like everyone thinks. They look at the darkest times, and define everything by it.
I mean, I can't say that all Americans are KKK-worshipping, gay-hating, civil war-obsessed rednecks, right?
>>714017553
Yeah, that whole thing was a bad scene, but I still think it goes back to Brezhnev.
You had his disastrous invasion of Afghanistan, then he kicked off and the USSR burned through two more general secretaries, Andopov and Chernenko, in what something like three years?
That left Gorbachev holding a pretty big bag.
He might have tanked it, but it was fairly unpretty when he took over, no?
>>714010170
>хелло фагготс
>>714018098
Alright:
Pidr-Faggot
Pizda-Pussy
Pizdetz-Shit/Fuck
Ebaty-Fuck[sexual]
Pizdet-Lie[offensive]
Pideras-Faggot[extended version]
Dermo-[Crap]
Blin-[family friendly blyat (damn)]
Blyat-Shit
Chert Poderi-DAmn it
>>714010170
Is Russia really a depressing shit hole like everyone says
>>714010170
What's your name?
>>714018268
Afghanistan, honestly, I don't know why we got into it. It was literally a way to waste money and lives. It was Russia's Vietnam. It introduced drugs, crime, and corruption into the country.
>>714018580
Artem.
>>714018480
Somewhat, refer to a post rougly in the middle.
If too lazy let me sum it up:
Rural area (70% of land) - Cesspit
Cities - Some crime, but overall a great experience.
>>714018604
I'd guess a warm water port and good place to run a pipepline from the Tengiz oil feild to said warm water port.
реальна мужчину
>>714011467
I'm pretty sure plenty of beers are made in Russia. Baltika for example...
>>714010170
How do you feel about europe?
Do you think putin is deliberatly destabilizing europe by producing refugees?
>>714019159
No, if the EU and US and Russia ACTUALLY did shit, Syria would've been stable years ago.
As for refugees, I don't get why Europeans willingly take people, without values or morals in.
At least educate them.
The women and children are fine, but the men (no offense) are a bunch of savages.
As for Putin.. Fuck him.
>>714015855
what is living in moscow or st. piterburg like??
ват ис вронг фагготс ноу спирить?
russians are just a poor chinaman
>>714019461
Didn't live, so I can't tell.
>>714010170
Why is the accusative ending "ego" (like in "его́, него́") pronounced "evo"?
>>714010170
does it snow in russia?
>>714019786
UIt's very similar to French "R"s. It's there, but it's pronounced differently. If I'm not mistaken, old Russian used "evo" instead of "Ego".
>>714019899
Climate is like Canada.
>>714010255
1. I work with some extremely hot Russian chicks at work. What is some smooth subtle Russian shit I can say to them.
2. What percentage of Russians drink vodka like crazy. I've heard some people say most people they experienced there drank like between a bottle and a handle of vodka a day. True or myth?
>>714020297
1. Not smooth with girls, sorry anon. I mostly lurk, eat, and sleep.
2. I'd say not as much as ONE ENTIRE BOTTLE, but a lot have their one shot a day.
If we're talking alcoholics, that would be all the homeless. I'd say I see around 15 homeless a day, sometimes they're the same people, so, no more than other countries.
>>714019397
What do you think are Putins plans for the near future?
Also, why don't the russian people rise up if things are that awful?
>>714018406
>>714018755
>>714018948
>>714019127
>>714019220
>>714019474
>>714019572
>>714019634
>>714019761
>>714019828
>>714020001
>>714020046
>>714020176
>>714020448
https://youtu.be/sTSA_sWGM44?t=1m25s
How much can you read / understand other Slavic languages?
>>714016180
you are stupid or don't know russian
cyka - bitch
blyat - slut
though blyat is used as fuck for exclamations (fuck!) or to emphasize (fucking).
>>714020634
1. I think Putin will stick for one more term, gather up his money, and probably retire to a more or less quiet life.
I don't want to get shot, and neither does anybody else. We aren't that desperate for an uprising. Perhaps that may change in a few years.
>>714020912
I understand some Ukrainian, can read any Slavic language, but can't understand what the hell it means. It's like an English-speaker reading German.
>>714020448
Isn't the guy in the middle wearing a woman's hat?
>>714021014
Are you fucking autistic?
Blyat - Exclamation of sudden anger at something, not specifically aimed at someone.
Shluha - Whore.
Fucking - Ebaty.
Don't learn languages through fucking 4chan.
>>714021122
Russian guy at work says Ukrainian is kinda close like slang or so. Romanian is nothing like, and polish too.
>>714010170
It's true that a man do ballet is not considered a gay thing in Russia?
>>714019397
Why do you think arab women are not savages?
>>714021390
It's pretty gay to be honest. It's just we focus more on classical dancing, rather than hip-hop and all that, so it's a (bit) less gay.
>>714013143
>He is a horrid man.
>He cares only for himself.
I had a russian friend tell me that the other day. I thought it was a meme thing, guess not.
You seem like a nice guy.
does anyone like communism over there, and what's the general opinion of the us?
>>714018221
>all Americans are KKK-worshipping, gay-hating, civil war-obsessed rednecks, right?
if only that wasn't true
>>714021862
It's not.
He has an estimated net worth of 400 billion. Obama is at a net worth of 14 million.
How the fuck does a president get 400 billion?
Corruption.
>>714021904
We miss the old Soviet Union, but we also love the US. If only we didn't have the Cold War...
>>714021280
You don't even know meaning of your own words, no wonder you live like shit and in shit until your suicidal part wins over and you kill yourself with rope or samogon.
>>714021869
That's the nicest thing anyone has told me in a long time.
I'm not sure if you think it's sarcastic, but sincerely, thank you. Legitimately, thank you.
>>714010170
How are the boundaries of different electoral districts for the Duma determined?
>>714022215
You are literally one of those people, that goes on a shitty website to learn a foreign language, and then you teach people that have lived and spoken it since birth on how it's used.
Please go to Russia, and use one of those terms in the wrong context. I pray you won't get shanked.
>>714010170
What's the coldest weather you've been in? Did you wear a lot of layers or a very padded jacket to go around in it?
>>714022001
>>714022314
IThe people love Putin so much he got almost 105% of the votes! Foreigners literally went to Russia, and voted for Putin!
(this is a joke)
It's somewhat similar to American election methods, although we put vote#, not really electoral-college style. but obviously nobody actually has their vote counted.
>>714022428
It was -40 when I went camping to Ural.
>>714022314
Forgot to mention one thing, we have provinces called "oblasts" which are kind of like Canadian-styled territories.
>>714022376
Where'd you learn English? If you hadn't mentioned it, I wouldn't have known you weren't a native speaker.
>>714022763
it was born in the usa and believs its Russian
>>714022722
What's the difference between an oblast, a krai, and an autonomous republic?
>>714022722
Celsius or Fahrenheit?
>>714023029
oh shit im a retard
>>714022904
I don't speak Russian, I can't verify anything he said. Do you think OP is lying about being Russian?
>>714012967
Добро пожаловать в Канаде, товарищ.
>>714012219
>raised to consider them non-equal to us
What bullshit is this? The country has been communist for decades up until twenty years ago, not enough to instill racist values besides the usual antisemitic ones
>>714022763
I had a very good tutor as a child, I lurk, and I've written several little "novels" if you could call them that,
>>714022722
Did you have some awesome jacket that made you feel warm in negative 40? Im,just curious since I live in CA and the jackets here usually aren't that warm, usually mostly for style.
>>714010170
How hard is it to move there from America? Let's say I can handle living in the "ghetto" but would prefer not to get robbed, is that possible? Like, a shitty place but not a shit hole neighborhood so to speak? Is English popular there at all?
If my wife ever leaves me I want to move out of country, and Russia has been a thought because it seems like I'd be able to live pretty cheap. Is this the case? Is it possible to own nice things? Will I be shunned for owning said nice things?
>>714023109
i do not believe a single poster itt is russian
do u see the ramzan troll? not single russian reply speaks for itself
>>714023029
Celsius,
>>714022941
Krai is more or less determined by the people, it's not official. Autonomous republic was more used during the USSR, but in modern times it means an independent oblast. The exceptions to this are South Ossetia and Abkhazia, both puppet states, and technically autonomous republics.
>>714023109
Ya rodilsya i viros v rossii, i prosto umeyu govorit po Angliiski izo togo chto ya mnogo polzuyus internetom. Ti mozhesh sprosit luboy ne-slavarniy slang, i ya tebye perevedu,
>>714023119
Spasiba, drug moy.
>>714021262
That's his hair
>>714023200
I had {Still do} a great woolen overcoat, sort of like a trench coat and a shuba, a traditional russian fur coat.
>>714023403
>>714023403
Ramzan Kodirov doesn't deserve my attention. He's a dead meme. Fucking Chechen scum Even here, in Russia.
>>714016098
if the america didn't support degeneracy their instability would go down 4 point and their economy would greatly suffer
На одном стуле пики точеные, на другом хуи дроченые
На какой сам сядешь, а на какой мать посадишь?
>>714024363
Sebya rastenu na oba stula, chtob maty horosho zhilos.
>>714010170
Is your government really a one party state that kills dissidents and silences journalists? I know a ukrainian guy who thinks so,
>>714023451
Rush b?
>>714010170
What is your education system like?
Is there any chance to get out of poverty?
>>714024900
Bullshit, it's not the 30s. But that doesn't mean he's lying either.
Depends on what the media is trying to say, and if you're trying to overthrow the government.
>>714025178
Da, and then we will ride bear into sunset with Comrade Ivan,
>>714025186
Education in 1950-2010 was better than 90% of other countries, we learned balancing equations in Grade 0,(kind of like your kindergarten) and WWII- Modern history in Grade 3. but now it's like any other Western nation.
>>714025759
What went wrong with the educational system?
Why doesn't education help against poverty in russia?
>>714026221
Education went to shit due to lack of funding.
There is LITERALLY no money in the system. The ultra-rich oligarchs practically SUCKED OUT the capital. A thing I admire about America, is the fact that they *try* not to let the rich hide their money and avoid tax fraud. In Russia the GOVERNMENT is the one in charge of all the TAX FRAUD. It's sad, to be honest.
>>714026859
Hate to tell you, but it's exactly the same in the USA.
