Hi everybody, i'm a fucking beta who has been living the
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Hi everybody, i'm a fucking beta who has been living the last 4 days with the most beautiful danish girl you can imagine.
>she has a boyfriend and she's the kind of good girl who never would do anothing bad to him
>My apartment is fucking small
>hey! it's summer around here so we walk around with boxers and panties all the time
>We have enough trust to me being able to grab her beautiful butt from time to time but nothing else
>I don't know shit about danish.
>i found my name on several pages of her diary
Any danish fags around here who can traslate this shit for me??
haha shes calling you an insufferable faggot
just kidding but here have a free bump
>>713991137
bump for you OP
>>713991407
haha thanks, this is her btw
>>713991137
Have a bump free of charge op
>>713991137
I don't know man, but you could try translating it in google instead of asking a board full of trolls. But I guess you're just a idiot.
>>713991137
USE GOOGLE TRANSLATE DUMBASS, we know you are baiting no one would post this on 4chan
Why dontu use google translate? It is not good but u could figure out the meaning.
>>713991834
a) her handwriting fucking sucks
b) google translator fucking sucks as well
>>713991610
moar
>>713991979
why would u go to /b/ for this. Go in /int/ or something as that is your best bet for finding a dane
Danish here. Jeg er dansk.
Honestly - She thinks you're a fucking moron who wants to get in her pants. She sees right through you. Pray that her boyfriend isn't aggressive. He will probably fuck you up.
>>713992222
QUADS. FUCK.
... im here and im reminded of him, and it's like im not allowed.
Mathias asked what i thought when i first saw him in la pac. I told him i didnt see him in that way. Im happy with my bf and if i was single i wouldnt be able to answer either. Depends on the Night if we would have been together (hooked up). It's weird that i only thought about it when i noticed how small (not tall) he is. We had a fight about it, and he didnt think i was honest about it by saying so. I felt like i was lying by pretending he would have had a chance. But that is wrong.
>>713992222
any more details please?
>>713992222
Can confirm this statement. Also checked
>>713992426
thanks /b/ let's drink together shall we? another beta died in the battle
>>713992465
Well the interesting part is:
She said the two of you had a discussion. Something about when she first met anon. Anon wants to know if she would have been together with him back then. She said no. Anon says she isn't being honest. Stuff like that. Nothing fancy and anon should probably be careful.
>>713992426
Fedt at du gad gøre det der. Haha.
ok i have some more then...hold on 2 minutes to resize the pics
>>713992426
>>713992426
>I felt like i was lying by pretending he would have had a chance
lol
All these idiots in here are trolls, this is the part you want to here: I can't help myself but think about Mathias and his tender touch. (Boyfriend) has been a jerk lately and not to forget he cheated on me just last month. Sometimes I wonder why I am even with (boyfriend).
>>713991137
Mathiv asked me today what I thought of him when I saw him in La Pac. I told him that I don't think that way. I was happy with my partner after all.
>>713991195
and that if I were single I couldn't answer it either. It depends on the evening(?) whether we would have been together. It is weird that I have(?) only thought about him in that way, until I saw how short he was. Vi had an argument about it - He didn't think that I was honest for him by saying it. I thought in a way that I lied, or as if should have it sound as if he would still have a chance. That is wrong after all.
>>713993293
>stalkeragtig
I don't even need to know Danish to know what she means here
when she mean i am "small" i guess it's about how skinny i am maybe?
Okay everyone is trolling you op. I'm Danish and can confirm it actually basically says that she can't seem to stop thinking about you and wonders whether your dick is bigger than the 4 inch dick of her bf.
>>713993293
... becoming crazy. I am stalker'ish and embarrassing. I dont know what to do - I dont really feel like doing anything, be social, sleep, can't really figure anything out. We had an argument. Afterwards i figured out how much...
>>713993528
Can confirm
>>713991137
haha OP is such a thirsty beta
you've got a whole country full of girls but you have to crush on the one forced to be around you because you think normal human interaction amounts to a profound emotional connection. Go outside and meet someone else, anon.
man....you're all fucking awesome!
>>713993393
...we had an argument and afterwards i found out how much mathias lets me do. He lets me stay at another mans house. It is just that its natural for me. Marco said that he would also be terribly....
>>713993518
This is juicy stuff.
>>713993518
No, "lav" specifically refers to height. The average height in Denmark is ~180cm I think, so if you're from that third world shithole south of Texas you're probably a manlet to her.
>>713993643
/thread
>>713993906
...
Okay anon. The pages you have posted afterwards gives you more of chance. I am guessing you are south american, right?
thryt
>>713993949
that's weird...when i meet her we where the same height and she's only like 5 cm taller tham me
>>713994027
yes!!! why??
WTF DANIEL WHY ARE YOU POSTING MY DIARY ON THE INTERNET???
>>713994115
Women are significantly shorter than men.
>>713994144
She says she has a thing for south americans - and already been crazy about 2. Also that she doesn't really believe in the "couple's dream" and that she wants adventures. Then she mentions a "Jens" which is a very danish name.
>>713994234
her boyfriend is shorter than her and she has a reallly open mind about a lot of stuffs
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>>713994027
>The pages you have posted afterwards gives you more of chance
pfft, the girl already considers him 'stalkerish', a threat. It is just a matter of time before tthe boyfriend starts getting agressive with OP.
OP, cut your losses: get out or have her move out, the only thing you are getting out of this girl is your ass rightfully kicked and your pride broken.
>>713991137
Fucking tard. Almost winter in North hemisphere.
...ok...last 2 pages, the i'll decide if i should stick with the dream or blow my brains out...
>>713994212
>south american
>named Daniel
Try harder faggot
>>713994390
She doesn't call him stalkerish, she said that she gets stalkerish and awkward.
>>713994390
No she said that SHE was stalkerish. Our anon seems friendzoned though. She like a guy named Jens, apparently.
>>713994624
theres an app on the appstore where u can hold the camera over it and it translates..GO
>>713993393
We had a fight. Afterwards, I found out how much Mathias cares about me. The fact that he allows me to live with another man. The fact that that's just natural to me, makes me a bit tired. Mateo said that he too would be
>>713993518
worried if he was my boyfriend. Maybe I'm not made for boyfriends at all. Cause I will probably always enjoy the attention from others, being tempted by south american handsome men. There's already 2 i've been crazy about. I don't know if it's natural
>>713993718
to almost fall completely in love with someone when you already have a wonderful boyfriend. I don't feel much for that romantic couple's dream, I wanna go on adventures. I also feel something for Jens- he's similar to the others too- but do I..
What a thirsty hoe, how old are you guys for her to still be keeping diaries anyways?
>>713992222
Fuckin quads spoke
Does she pair her share for the apartment or do are you getting cucked and paying for her to stay?
>>713992222
MODS, QUADS. MODS QUADS.
Yesterday she told me I was "special" for her and that she doesn't act like that with any other boys
>>713994771
Not juicy stuff. These pages are about her being frustrating with her spanish skills.
>>713994785
she's only staying for 1 more week and she cooks for me
>>713994913
In this one she is annoyed with you correcting her spanish and that it looked like you enjoyed keeping her out of your conversation with "Gabriel".
>>713994390
You beta fuck
>>713992222
It's worse when you're drunk. You only vaguely remember what happened, just enough to hate yourself.
I'm predicting the outcome of this thread right now
>OP is actually danish
>OP wrote this
>last page ends with walk the dinosaur in Danish
>>713995031
fuck....thanks mates, my head gained some perspective now...i'm gonna fuck some hoockers and then call my mama to say her i just killed a man.
Bye (b/, ypu really fucking rock"!
>>713995027
you cuck you should at least fuck her if she's ripping you off
>>713995156
We take the entertainment that we get.
>>713995188
To be fair, I think you have a chance. She seems young in her thoughts and does want adventure. Give it a shot the last night before she leaves. Cant really lose anything.
okokok....lat page shall we?
>>713995103
>cutting losses
>beta
yep, sure thing brah
>>713995375
>cutting losses
>>713995428
>>713995490
She is questioning her ability to be in a relationship. She craves attention and doesn't like to be left out. Typical insecure girl stuff.
>>713995595
ok so i can play that card on my side right? maybe she doesn't want to fuck me but i think she feels secure and confident with me
Not op, but this is the first /b has actually helped in my time here, usually it would have been a universal understanding to lie about what she was saying.
>>713994913
>she told me I was "special" for her and that she doesn't act like that with any other boys
friendzone, sorry man
>>713995754
and that's why it feels fucking awesome to be alive doesn't it?
>>713995855
i know, but being friendzoned living and drinking together, walking around with almost no clothes....shouldn't i fucking dream a little bit?
>>713995734
Well I am guessing by now you are Marco. I think you stand a chance. What I read from the pages, she is a young confused girl out to explore the world. She can't picture herself being with her boyfriend for the rest of her life. She wants adventure and attention from guys. She is into south americans.
>>713995956
just put up some hidden cameras and fap to her pissing in the shower
>>713995595
DUDE, if you can read it, translate it, not add your opinion.
We need to start a new movement. Stop putting down people. Without betas there are no alphas. It would be a slaughterfest...
So come on. This world is tough enough
>>713994521
Ignorant dumbfuck. Daniel is a common name in spanish as much as portugese
>>713995960
Say something like "I only correct your spanish, because in other aspects you are so perfect. Come join me and the gang tonight and lets have fun." From there get drinks and smooth talk her into having that adventure with you.
We should inform her boyfriend that she's going to cheat. And if she isn't, we should do it anyways
>>713991137
Get her boyfriend to have sex with you.
>>713996128
holy shit man you really must suck with women
>>713994770
wow this is full of bullshit. OP you should just translate this through google translate if you ACTUALLY look for real answers.
>>713992426
this is the only real answer. im not danish but i understand danish written text.
some of the answers are full of shit
>>713996229
I am doing quite fine, dont you worry about me.
She likes coffee in her milk op
>>713995956
I just don't want you to get your hopes up.
>>713996229
It doesn't look as shit as what I've seen some people say and get a fucking afterward
Enough of this fucking diary already, post some pics of her ffs
>>713996242
Du er ikke særligt god til dansk, hvis du siger de oversættelser ikke passer, idiot.
"You aren't very good in reading danish, if you are saying those translations doesn't fit, idiot".
>>713991137
Respect for this nigga that got the diary
>>713994770
>>713996242
You are right some of the translations here are bad but not entirely on the wrong side, much like Google translate would be
>>713996242
LMFAO, How do you live life when your statements dnt compute.
YOu cant understand language if youre not danish you fucking retard. Now i take back the whole help each other attitude.
Look at youself in the mirror. Find some heart
>>713996242
I only got 1 word wrong afaik, what are you on about?
more pics OP
>>713992426
that sucks. OP
>>713992222
>>713996666
These fucking quads
>>713996666
SECOND FUCKING QUADS IN THE THREAD! FUUUUCK!
>>713996737
inb4 999999
Come the fuck on guys, I want to know what happens the last few pages!
Where is that danish fuck that did the first accurate translate!?
DOnt worry matais, im routing for you!
>>713996833
All the translations have been fine when it comes to understanding the pages. They may not be as accurate as that Anons GRADE A piece, but the message came across in the others.
>>713995490
Ah this one says
"OP is a fucken fag"
>>713991137
dane here-
something like:
im being reminded of him, it's like i'm not allowed.
--------
Mathiv asked me today what i thought about him, when i saw him in LA Pac. I said that i didnt think about him like that, i was afterall "happy about my boyfriend".
>>713991137
>>713992222
Obey the quads you dumb cuck.
>>713995490
just don't give her any attention that way. She'll wonder why she isn't getting that attention then come to the realization she can't have you now, therefore she'll want you. I dunno. Worked for me a few times.
>>713995754
I'm waiting for the page that will help identify the girl so someone snitches and ruins OP's life.
OP give us her name. Please.
>>713993518
>>713997070
you're fucking right my friend! i think i'm gonna to do that....hold one 2 min for more pics of her and of her diary in case you want
BLA BLA BLA "ITs SO HARD TO GET ALL THIS ATTENTION WHEN YOURE A SLUT" BLA BLA BLA " MY LIFE IS A MESS I HAVE A NICE BOYFRIEND" BLA BLA BLA.
FUCK THIS BITCH, RAPE HER ASS
Op are you still here?
OP post pics of the chick
>>713995375
..that I have a boyfriend. Or is it in reality because I can't find out by being together with another person. (Me and him against the rest of the world) Maybe an early behavioral pattern a là fear because i'm so scared
>>713995428
of being kept out, because I've been kept left out most of my life. Maybe(?) I started with getting insane amounts of attention, and then it stopped all of a sudden
Hard to make out the start of that last sentence
>>713997273
i'm just in love dude,
going for it
checkem
fuck
next pages:
GIRLS FIRST NAME!
>>713992222
>>713996666
holy fuck
>>713992222
you're full of shit, maybe she doesn't want to fuck me but she likes to be with me and her boyfriend is so fucking fare away i don't even care
>>713997545
It seems she wants attention, she want to be included. Op, if you are or become a social person you might have a chance of giving her that.
>>713997871
This reads
>all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
>>713998001
far*
>>713997871
Stuff about an open relationship in this one. The other one had stuff about heath ledger, which makes me think this is all reposted shit.
>>713997871
you may be right...what does she says exactly?
>>713997819
damn. i sucked another stranger off in the bathroom at the libary. he was not even that hot, but i liked his beard. i'm so thirsty for some hard cock that i--
>>713998138
Give me a minute and ill do a somewhat decent translation.
>>713998001
It's not like a woman has ever kept a man around because he gives her attention.
Oh wait
>>713998001
norwegian here, dane is talking the truth dude. you are friendzoned by this girl and she does not like you. You need to quit thinking you have a chance very fucking fast or else you will ruin any chance to have a decent relationship as a friend and especially as a room mate. Pretty sure she will get one of the other guys she writes about in there to come and kick your ass, maybe both those south africans. Besides you are short so you should not breed anyway, fucking manlet.
>>713998138
she knows i'm kind of an antisocial guy, i have a lot of friends and i hang out with them from time to time but i prefer being at home. The thing is that whenshe's a lot of hours away from home she actually feels streessed about how much latin american guys speak here, i'm her confort zone, she feels safe with me
>>713998243
...to seek out people that attract you. You can become so attracted, that you forget what you want. Open relationship. Ivan talked about that he had experienced .... (cuts off a lot due to picture)
andre danskere her, som leder efter en sinds rekt tråd eller hvvvaaaaaaa :-)
>>713998509
De røde og hvide farver er altid smukke.
>>713992222
>>713996666
>a
>w
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>>713997819
Another guy I like, in contrast, Heath Ledger (?)
But his beard really is nice, and his clothes pretty nice too. There are consequences to approaching the people that attract you. You can become so attracted that you
>>713997871
>>713998001
...forget what you want. An open relationship. Ivan told me that he'd experienced lots of them. He was in love in one now, but they couldn't really happen because she had a boyfriend.
Is this like a 16 year old exchange student?
>>713998715
Im more annoyed by the "Øv" in front of Heath Ledger. Probably due to the news of his death. We are being trolled with old reposted shit.
Jesus.
>>713998715
she's 21 and at the beggining i thought she was really mature but yeah, i guess every girl is like that....thanks mates.....really, from now i'm gonna try to stop suicide dudes and give spanish translations to anyone who needs them...have a nice life and beware of fucking bitches!
>>713992679
Amen
>>713998841
i fap to britney spears and if i would have a diary i would talk about her, not everybody follows and forgets trends like you
>>713998841
Didn't know how to translate that, but yeah, mentioning Heath Ledger is defo pretty weird
disregard me going for quads
>>713994335
You are absolutely pathetic.
Shes dead in ops closet
QUADS
>>713999043
Not even a first name anon?
>>713991137
I'm icelandic, but I know a fair amount of danish. On the first page - second clause
[Your name] asked what I thought of him today. I said I thought he was ok-looking but I was happy with my boyfriend
QUADS!
QUAD
>>713997625
Is that the girl? You are one creepy beta fuck.
>>713999043
She doesn't seem very mature based on these pages at least, but most of them aren't. You're welcome, gl with that
>>713999600
Truth
Go out and get involved in something, meet a shy, awkward girl, and don't move too fast. Give up on roommate, seriously.
Kik me updates of the situation OP, at SirPotassium
fucking gay....did it really die!?
>>714001609
Its dead. I want the girls name.
>>713996128
>Come join me and the gang tonight and let's have fun
Are you serious?
So...did OP commited suicide or,,,
