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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713970442
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>713987459
I've been better
I really miss Kurome and it's been holding me back
>>713987578
I personally think your advice isn't bad since you seem like you can relate
Have work in an hour, fuck.
>>713989208
But the fact that I relate, can make it so you can't get better because I don't make the stride. Misaki was right on that.
Claim
-_-
カラミチーマス
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Sonokawa claimed
>>713989208
I only saw Kurome once and they seem nice. Why did they leave?
>>713989380
Good luck.
https://youtu.be/o-cwuTmqz8c
>>713989380
I know you're trying which is nice
>>713989820
Kurome is one of the nicest people I've ever met
I don't know why Kurome left and I'm worried
Kurome's last message was that something came up and I hope it's nothing bad
Guys wait.
Alice2 claimed.
>>713990131
Aww... No *mua mua mua* for me now?
What happened between us?
>>713990209
It is nice to see someone make the steps you are though
>>713990209
Kurome did seem nice but I honestly had a cold and awkward feeling about them
>>713990584
>>713990131
Appreciated.
>>713989697
Hello.
>>713990969
What do you mean by that
>>713989090
whos that?
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>713991221
Lycoris hime from KanColle
>>713990131
>>713991163
It's difficult for me to explain but people with a high perception and intuition can see it. There was something definitely wrong with that person, and it wasn't good. I believe you dodged a fatal bullet.
>bang bang
>>713991418
A man of few words I see.
Sameji claim'd
>>713991670
I haven't killed myself yet.
>finals this week
>>713992020
Sadly
![Syndra [27].jpg](/image/image-404.png "Syndra [27].jpg")
>>713992020
Unfortunate
>>713991945
Unless I'm throwing an autistic fit.
>>713992051
Remember that it's about taking care of what you already know first. Don't overdo it on the cramming and give yourself breaks. Good luck!
>>713991695
Probably the best way of explaining it. Beyond having seen those sorts before, it's still hard to describe what seems unusual other than a gut feeling.
>>713992514
>>713992561
Sorry to disappoint. I'm still planning the suicide stream, I of course want it to be exciting and worth the wait.
still here
>>713992020
That's good.
>>713992051
That's bad.
>>713992695
That cold feeling of emptiness...
>>713991695
I'm still Jung up on Kurome though
I really really miss Kurome
>>713993165
Are you a masochist?
>>713990474
I will castrate you.
You all know my thoughts on the state of the thread.
>>713993033
I'm assuming you mean the idea that by saying "yet" I will soon be offing myself. In that case, yes, it is pretty good.
>>713993300
I know, I know. You'd rather have it now.
Trust me, the wait will be rewarded.
>>713992636
You and everyone.
I can't really picture you having a fit though.
>>713993510
Do tell.
Looks like Bama is going to win.
>>713993598
Many people in it need to stop taking it so damn seriously. This Sachii shit is just ridiculous. Haruhi is dependant as fuck and needs to focus on his therapy.
>>713993552
Why do you want to off yourself?
My hands are turning kinda blue...
>>713993552
No I don't want you to leave me, ever
>>713993896
I built a max level Monk for shits and giggles. 1900 damage per turn if everything is a perfect roll and crits.
>>713993834
Oh, you know. It'll be a laugh.
>>713993896
Ah, you'll get over it.
>>713993896
>>713992695
you always make me feel better houki
This is what my text messages would be like, if people messaged me
>>713993829
I don't follow either of those things right now, so i can't say much.
>>713992763
Use Tinychat preferably, if you;re planning anything.
>>713994064
I never know what to say in these situations, but you shouldn't kill yourself for any reason. Even if you're feeling trapped
I wonder if they'll send me to Africa once I'm formed and join a battalion
>stellar claim
>>713994035
So 1900 damage never?
:^)
>>713994064
No I won't, I'm already really sad and nobody I really like comes on that much anymore (or at all for some of them), then Sachi left (and maybe killed himself) and I couldn't handle it if you did as well
>>713994130
I am, but I'm not a kitty
I think that the wrong picture for that response.....
>>713994396
ti bato
>>713994244
That's a much better idea than Twitch. Though I think people would like to see me beat the hardest game ever mistakenly devised by man.
>>713994329
Nah, I promised a suicide stream and I need to deliver. I've delayed it long enough.
>>713994396
Is that my favourite, most respected, loved boat?
>>713994526
I mean, I never come online anymore either. This is like the first in 2 months. Not much would change.
>>713994642
I know, I've missed you but at least I knew you were alive.
>>713993322
I don't think so
Kurome and I just had some sort connection
>>713994813
Whoops
>>713994642
I'm allowing you to break that promise and you can put the blame on me if people give you heat for it
>>713994813
But you didn't get to see an entertaining stream of a really cool suicide. So that's actually a negative.
>Be careful. Our logs might get leaked. Wink.
>>713994893
That's no fair. I've made this promise ever since April.
>>713994526
Well, I can guarantee max damage on the 8d8 unarmed crit. The 8d6 elemental is always going to be random on a crit. Plus, AC 49 with no armor, all saving throws above 23 and 300 HP. Shits real cash.
>>713994244
Its a gigantic shitshow.
>>713994642
Killing yourself is a bad idea.
>tfw dubstep is being played for hours in the barracks
>>713994639
Bel anon
Been well?
>>713994642
Surely you're mistaken
You're currently talking to a baby killer :^l
>bang bang bang bang
>>713994855
Well if you say so, I still think you're better off without them.
>>713995053
Forget them and don't worry about it.
>>713995088
That's where you're wrong.
>>713995205
See, I can't tell if you're who I think you are or if it's another guy who ran off with his discord friends so you replaced him.
Either way, hi!
>shrug
>>713995377
Too late.
>pew pew
>>713995377
It's not like I could just leave though
I feel empty when I'm not talking to Kurome
>>713995053
No that's a positive, I wouldn't want to see anyone on /waifu/ die, not even Ran and especially not you
>What logs?
>>713995088
Wew lad. How'd you do it?
>>713995377
Terrible form
Seems like a busy night tonight, buh-bye.
Be back on my break
>>713995205
not really, but a few bits of happiness here and there keep me going
>>713995680
Well you know what they say.
Life's only fun in the barrel of a gun.
I'm back
Feel like posting here for a bit now
How's everyone?
>>713995088
Maybe so.
I have accepted my inability to influence people a long time ago. I'm mostly apathetic towards issues of this kind.
>>713994642
Which is?
>>713995680
Get on discord, Ill send you a pdf
>>713995451
But then you dont talk to people. And... you cant ERP when you're dead.
>>713995451
You'll be happy to know that I won't have any time for anything starting next month
>>713995704
Small things that makes one happy is really important, glad you have at least something.
>>713995963
Its mainly because they don't want the help.
>Rory-sama
>>713996146
yeah.. how are you?
>>713996238
Accepting help would mean to forgo any further commiseration from others.
>>713995963
My life.
>>713995977
A minor loss.
>>713996146
Oh that sure is some good news right there. You really do affect my life a lot and that is going to impact me greatly. Phew. Can cross that off the list of reasons to be depressed now.
Don't worry about my feelings cutie, I allow you to post whenever you want.
My treat.
>>713994230
Anytime. I figured I'd toss in a reminder before I went off to cook dinner. What subjects are you being tested on next week?
>>713996528
Stocking!
>>713996528
I don't see how ending it is synonymous with 'beating' it.
You'll just be another statistic, accomplished nothing.
Maybe beating it means you try to experience everything you can in it. That's a better meaning in my eyes.
>>713996496
And people are afraid to show percieved weakness. Thats just sad. If you need help, you need help. Ignoring its only going to make things worse.
>>713996528
>ERP queen
>calling ERP a minor loss
Who are you and what have you done with Stocking.
>>713996146
Lewd bote!
>>713997047
Hello again
>>713996896
Hey Yuuki. Up to anything interesting this evening?
>>713996849
Hi! I'm sorry I was gone for so long!
>>713997199
Heh, that stopped a long time ago. I don't erp anymore.
>>713997047
I'm just a statistic now. Swapped out for another one.
>>713997326
Working on term project 2 of 3 lol. This time it's making a speech to text program with Python.
>>713996460
Can't really complain, had my gun, but got taken away for the weekend. I'll also finally receive my equipment Tuesday.
Plus I can finally have 3 meals per day, so that's good.
Anyways, you've been up to much?
>>713996528
Ah gee, thanks a lot, now I can post during inspections and weapon handling class. Thank you kindly, warrant officier.
>>713997248
Me? Lewd? Surely you're mistaken.
I'm finally at Valcartier, also got to skip the recruit training at St-jean because I was a reservist when I was a teen.
But my PP1 starts next month, so they put me in a CPS (peloton d'attente) :^(
>>713997410
I missed you! I'm sure you had a reason to be gone though.
>>713997504
Ugh. 2 of 3? How much longer until you're free of projects/finals?
>>713997199
Some people find solace in acting opposite from what they're feeling.
>>713997248
Salutations, again. I went to see a movie today.
>>713997410
Why is that?
>>713997601
You're enlisted, I presume.
>>713997790
This week is the last week, then I have finals
>>713997601
That's cool, things are looking good for you. I'm really not up to anything, I just work a lot this crappy part time job. Some things like going back to cegep are tickling me, but I don't feel like it's worth it. Anyway, I'll see you later.
godspeed in africa and slay them apes
>>713997875
Information unneeded, but duly noted.
What are you studying, if I may ask?
>>713997601
No mistake, I know who you are :^)
>skip St-Jean
Holy shit you're quite the lucky guy. Too bad you have to be in Valcartier now
>pp1
That's basic, right?
>>713997790
Oh yeah? What movie did you see?
That faggot I was roleplaying with better have gotten banned too
>>713997601
Don't be posting too often though. You need to focus on practicing to kill people!
>>713997626
Heh, I'd say I did.
I'm happy to see you!
You can have all my candy and shiny things.
Hey, I have to go. I'd love to talk more, you can probably get my discord or Telegram off anyone if you do that. If not, I'll swing by tomorrow to talk since I'd like to catch up.
Thanks for messaging!
>>713997790
Don't worry about it. I should stop attention whoring now.
>>713998178
I love you simply because your waifu is called Alice and it's my favourite name.
>I need to go. I'll try and visit more. Thanks for the messages, kind cuties.
>>713998397
>Alice is perfect in every way
Oh, hello Stocking. See you around
Cirno claimu
>>713997790
Indeed I am, was on base since last week.
>>713998037
I'm a perfectly normal bote :^)
Meh, it's not that bad, since I'm only in CPS, it'll get worse on my PP1. Sometimes getting like 3 hours of sleep in 4 days. But that's what I'm hearing.
Pp1 is the infantryman course, st-jean is basic.
>>713998397
Yes sir ma'am
>>713998111
>check, sorry, it was meant for >>713997784
Computer science
I refuse to give up
>if trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant!
>>713998397
I am happy to see you too.
>You can have all my candy and shiny things.
Yes please.
I'll dig around for your Discord.
Thank you for coming around. Glad to see you're still alive.
>>713998886
A fine attempt.
>>713998886
I still refuse to give up
>>713999000
Czeched!
>>713998791
Projects and finals always sucked. I didn't mind it nearly as much if it was just one or the other though. That's upper level coursework for you I guess.
My roommate at the time was also a CS major- I never envied his workload the same way he never did mine. At least the end is soon.
>>713998178
The Accountant. Reminded me a bit of my childhood growing up like I did, but not very much, just enough to be mentioned.
I went to watch it with some other people, people I kinda like too, that's considered progress for me.
>>713998397
Well, now you do have my attention, and it'd be rude to just forsake it now.
But I understand.
>>713998628
Where from then? I'm interested to hear what sort of practices are in place.
>>713998791
A field I know very on, sadly.
>>713999008
Oh no. I'm sorry!
Hi everyone.
>>713999000
Checked.
>>713998886
>>713999008
A for effort
>>713999000
cool digits, yo
>>713999153
Hi Hanako. Up to anything?
>>713999000
there it is
>>713999083
>>713998791
*very little on
>>713998886
Close!
>>713999033
I wouldn't mind it if I didn't have 3 due around the same time lol
>>713999083
There's a lot of stuff to it. It's a very broad field, I'm minoring in cyber security
>>713999555
>>713998886
A fine attempt
Don't give up!
>>713999083
I'm currently based on Valcartier, but my real training hasn't started yet. Right now we're being prepared for the PP1
>>713999393
Just got back from shopping. What about you Shiro?
>>713999666
>>713999083
Can I ask what part of it reminded you of your childhood? Seems like a grim sort of thing to remind you of that
Progress is good. Next you need to get your sleep schedule back!
>>713999888
>>713999659
I also got back from the store a little while ago. Didn't get much, just some food. Now I'm going to watch football.
>>714000057
Well, that failed...
fuck
>>714000194
well, you tried
>>713999518
I see, what about your major? Will you pursue that?
>>713999631
The PP1 being?
>>713999757
As I said not a lot of it did, but growing up with autism was a common thread. I couldn't really talk until the age of 7 though.
My sleep schedule is one made out of necessity and conceived to avoid unneeded interaction, so it'll probably stay where it is until I find a job that dictates otherwise. Also partly because it coincides with my landlord sleeping and me not having to hear him yelling.
What did you do today?
>>714000485
Yeah, I'm majoring in computer science and minoring in cyber security.
>>713999033
Nittany Lions. Badgers. Who gonna win?
>>713999901
Sounds fun. Who's playing?
>>714000622
bacon girl is only second best girl
>>714000821
>>714000622
why would you waifu a cripple?
>>714000821
How does she wash her hair?
>>714000999
>>714000485
The Infantry Qualification Course.
The last one had around 100 candidates, 47 got injured, so I'm spooked
And my bad, it's called DP1 in English
>>714000821
Her shirt says otherwise.
>>714000927
Cripples need love too.
>>713999000
>double trips
Nicely done.
>>713998886
2 off. Wew.
>>713999518
Yeah, it's always easier when it's spaced out. A logjam like that always ends up with you having to use some of the time off just to mentally recover.
>>714000616
I'm going for PSU, but so far the results today were all what I expected. I just want the game to be good.
>>714000622
Wisconsin and Penn State. It's a big one.
>>714000927
Waifuism has to do with personality.
>>713997410
Well, not in thread.
>>713997790
Thats stupid.
>>713998886
That was pretty fecking close
>>714001059
Ah, so you're Canadian. British colonialism at it's finest. Still going through BMQ?
>>714000609
Be good then, I could never get past post-secondary education, so I only wish you the best of luck.
>>714001205
but they are gross looking and most likely not very useful, they cant fight or do alot of day too day.
>>714001292
I'm going for the Badgers. I know I said I hate the Badgers, but I hate them in a good way. They're also representing the West.
>>714000978
her cripple friend with no legs helps her
>>714000821
this guy is right Lilly is best
>>714001308
that sentence was that gay it gave me a boner in my heart
>>714001602
dont fkn make vomit
>>714001627
I don't get it.
>>714001407
I got to skip BMQ because I did it when I was 16, in the reserve. I'm now a regular forces soldier.
>>714000485
I was the opposite, I couldn't stop talking, though I think that might have been born by some sort of mental health problem. I calmed down a lot after many years until I became the worn down person I am now though
That honestly sounds like an enviable sleep schedule. I wish I didn't have to deal with people much, if at all.
I went to school to get some work done today, but only because I can't do it at home. I can't get a license for the software, and it would be extremely difficult to find it by other means.
>>714001602
Lilly is pretty good
>>714001483
Yeah, one of those teams you love to hate. Wisconsin has quite the pedigree with producing O-linemen though. PSU is all about injury-prone running backs in the NFL.
>>714001761
lel the army is gay kys
>>714002004
>*kisses you back*
>>714001969
you suck dick
>>714001969
huge saggy man dick
>>714001969
you are worthless kys
>>714001602
Lily is tied with Hanako for best girl.
>>714002004
You've got it wrong, the army is for fags and the navy is gay :^l
>>714002293
I agree with this, I am in fact worthless and should kms
>>714002004
i have the biggest respect for every person that is or was ever an activ soldier
i dont care what country you are serving
>>714002398
then you are more of a fag then the people who are in the army
>>714001728
i said a truth and >>714001969
he agrees with me
>>714002300
i think shes best
>>714002374
if this is alice good
>>714002300
>>714001602
>>714001205
>>714000622
the correct order is
rin > bacon >shizune > emi > lily
>>714002542
The only Shoujo girl who could stand me, she wouldn't have to look on my hideous person
>>714002610
It is, who else would I be?
>>714002646
the correct order is not picking an armless freak as a waifu
>>714002698
you are a bad person
>>714002732
no arms cant fight back
>>714002542
Healthy adolescent sex drive.
>>714001515
Ah, ok.
>>714002998
yeah thats why she is shit she cant dom you
I'm back
>>714002782
Finally, someone gets it
>>714003222
has any waifu truly the mind to dom you?
Faggots
>>714003383
ive know for a long time
>>714003489
yes
>pic related
>>714001970
Fox Sports Go has this camera angle where it shows the game from the referee's standpoint. Pretty darn neat. They are closer to the action than I always thought they were.
More bread!
>>714002646
i mean youre wrong but you wont change your mind
>>714002698
ehh im sure others could you seem pretty chill
>>714003123
hmm?
tomo
