>ask away
When I'm done with my errands should I write more?
Will I get a new bank card today?
Am I eating right now?
Am I eating food right now?
am we gonna fuck before the end of this semester?
>>713962654
Are you watching me?
>>713962709
are*
>>713962714
Have you been watching me before I opened this thread?
>>713962749
dude what the fuck
Are you human?
>>713962793
Are you a human being?
Should I text her ?
Is she as crazy in bed as I think she is?
>>713961515
am I balding
>>713962827
Do you watch other people beside me?
>>713962862
8ball confirmed liar, I know she's a freak
>>713962892
Stop thinking about balding, it's the only solution
>>713962897
Do you do this because you enjoy it?
Will i get money ?
I didn't make myself too unavailable did I?
>>713963051
does it because he or she is a faggot
>not gay
>faggot
>only good use you have to other people is to be burned alive for warmth.
Am I ugly?
>>713961515
i wanna be the top cop in the city with my ex gf sucking my dick
>>713961515
will my wife quit being a bitch?
>>713961515
Should I smoke DMT today?
>>713962850
Do it. Don't be a pussy.
Is Kirby actually going to make an effort to see me when she can?
Is she gonna send me naked pictures of herself without me asking?
>>713963588
They never do.
Does masturbating to pictures of girls with penises make you gay?
will i get my revenge?
>>713963754
In case you didn't understand what those last three digits mean
>7=yes
>5=My sources say no
>4=As I see it, yes
>>713963460
It's too late now. I gave up already.
>>713963398
lol
>>713964000
3 "better not tell yous"
guess who's manipulating the post numbers....
>>713963953
Pussy.
>>713964081
You know what, if I don't see her soon I'm gonna text her and see if she's still down
Should I end my pathetic life?
Will I see him again?
Should I change my life?
Will i get to fuck her?
Should I change my life at all?
do i get to penetrate my mom
>>713964154
Good.
>>713961515
Fucking tell me if I should change my life.
>>713964353
I can tell you right now, If you're asking that the answer is yes.
Am I and her meant to be together?
>>713964580
Okay, but I'm still going to try at this god damn ball.
>>713964353
Fuck the world kid, don't change a goddamn thing. Nobody knows what's best for you and any strides you take toward living a better life will probably be in vain anyways because you're only meant to go as far as you're allowed in life, to go farther means to suffer.
>>713961515
This is the last one, should I try at something, and better my life?
Will I need to get surgery on my hand before I can start boxing again?
>>713964934
Is the tendon permanently damaged? My knuckles been swollen for months now.
>>713964781
Then I am surely an idiot who's purpose in life is to suffer.
Will he talk to me today dammmit?
>>713965007
YASSSS BITCH
Will i have sex with the woman of my life?
>>713961515
allmighty 8-ball, is today the day where i get fucked in the ass and make a video of it for /b/?
>>713964981
No, your tether is shorter or the ball you're dragging is larger.
>>713961515
Should I?
Talking to her a good idea?
>>713961515
when?
26
roll 279 for my nigger alki
>>713965243
Re roll
26?
will I die virgin?
Should I pay a hooker for tonight?
>>713964677
So sayeth the dubs.
>>713965125
So, do you have any advice for me then?
Dubs?
Should i continue the therapy?
is there any chance?
>>713961515
OK errands are done, are you sure I can't write some more?
>>713965473
Dubs?
>>713965452
Yes, there are only 2 things that control your life
>your physical will
>and your mental will
If you will yourself to be stronger, physically, mentally, emotionally; then you will be.
Financially, there's nothing you can do about life, and unfortunately that controls a lot of life, but if you're mentally and emotionally strong, you do what you need to to survive.
>>713965735
Damn
>>713961515
well?
Will I finally die today?
Will I be millionaire?
>>713961515
Singles?
>>713965793
so?
>>713965754
That's some damn good advice. Thanks buddy.
>>713965745
>>713965754
>7 - Yes
>5 - My sources say no
>4 - As I see it yes
will the girl i like date me?
Will OP stop being a faggot?
>>713965938
Never
>>713961515
Would it be successful?
Am I gonna cheat on my gf?
>>713965938
>Don't count on it
Dunno what I expected
>>713965857
Thanks, but I don't even think so.
Just sounds like a lot of fortune cookie bullshit.
>Basically, just do what makes you happy even if it's horrible evil shit because the world is a fucked up place and people use bullshit reasons for justifying the exact same evil they try to deter others from doing.
>>713965999
Check'd
>>713966065
Oh yeah, and don't get caught.
>The one who does the most fucked up shit, gets away with it, and dies at the oldest age wins.
>>713961515
Will I maintain the my GPA this semester?
>>713961515
Does Umasa have a crush on me?
>>713961515
Does she have a thing for me?
>>713961515
Will the brewing fart lead to crapooooola pants?
>>713966341
Fuck.......will I need to replace said pants?
Will I see some beautiful naked titties live up close and in person within the next 5 days?
>>713966453
???
>>713966412
So only enough crap to need only a simple wipe then?
>>713966487
You're a fuckin liar 8 ball.
do i have ads
Will I make it far?
gf in 2017?
>>713966492
Useless fucking piece of shit lying asshole magic ball......there is SHIIIT EVERYWHERE, did you do this on purpose?
Will I be sent nudes by some woman I know within the next 5 days?
>>713966554
You're still here......soooo
Does she want me to text her?
>>713966524
get an ad blocker
>>713966663
Prooooooobably not.....depends on how big you already fucked up or not
>>713966725
I don't think I fucked up too bad
>>713966781
Who are you?
did she like me last year?
You know what I mean, I'm not gonna say this out loud
>>713961515
does she like me like I like her?
>>713966923
reroll
Am I going to have a good day?
>>713961515
Should i ask her soon, like this week soon?
Does he want to have with me what I want to have with him?
>>713966978
Well fuck it
>>713967050
WILL I have with him what I want to have with him?
>>713966822
I am the lord
giveth thou subject's name
>>713961515
and the ugly people losers smell like shit and think there attrative and act attrative when hurt me the ugly way cause need to hurt me ugly way cause smell like poop and is ugly and if the ugly people losers think is attrative then the ugly people losers dont care if i call ugly people losers ugly and the ugly people losers smell like poop and make everybodys cheese burgers cause outnumber everybody and dooesnt mind if i call ugly bitch and ugly people losers ugly cause try to be better then me or try to comepte with people and the ugly people losers smell like poop
Should I jerk off now?
>>713967050
Who?!1!1!
>>713961515
and the ugly people losers smell like poop and has to read people to get peopel
>>713967129
I'm good
>>713967187
Then you shall be devoid of your wish.
>>713961515
and the ugly people losers smell like poop and think there attrative but has to read people and cock block people
>>713961515
Will weed ever become fun for me?
>>713961515
and the ugly people losers smell like poop and has to read people to know if people think there ugly so dont look stupid cause smell like poop and is ugly but outnumber everybody and make peoples cheese burgers and give bad services to people who think ugly people losers is pathatic cause smell like poop and is ugly and is ugly and people has to pretend to like the ugly people losers cause outnumber everybody and is ugly
>>713967135
Everyone here is dumber for having read that
I award you no points
and may God have mercy on your soul.
>>713966777
You most likely didn't buddy but if you're anything like me you end up over analyzing everything and therefore stressing and until you (and I) can stop doing that shit to ourselves we're only going to succeed at pushing people away buck. Good luck and may god help us both :/
Am I attractive enough for most girls?
>>713961515
so the ugly people losers smell like poop and i have to vs the ugly people losers that smell like poop and think is attrative and the ugly people losers that smell like poop didnt show any mercy to me when try to act attrative but smell like shit and is ugly
>>713967463
You're probably right man, fuck even she said I overthink shit too much
I Will finish my tesis?
>>713967148
This guy called Jason
Will EC ever be good
>>713961515
Will I have sex in the next 6 years
Will he be put off by me texting first?
>>713961515
will she choose me?
>>713968047
will she choose over X?
>>713967980
I can't imagine a guy being put off that a girl texted first
>>713968183
will she choose me over X?
>>713968211
will i make her happy?
>>713968047
>>713968211
>>713968269
i'm lucky, now time for a non-romance one
will i catch a shiny in less than 50 tries?
>>713968198
I always feel so intrusive when I initiate contact.
I've always held the mentality that if he wanted to talk to me, he would've done it first.
So I NEVER initiate contact.
will i get more friends?
>>713968385
Fair enough, but never? No exceptions? That just sounds like insecurity to me.
>>713968489
Initiation is against feminine nature, bruv
Will WW3 start in 7 years?
>>713969185
We'll see....
Will it work out
>>713969312
Same question, different situation.
Re-roll.
roll
Should I come back later
Will I ever get laid
Am I a newfag?
are all black people niggers?
>>713969797
the prophecy is true!
>>713961515
Will I pass away in my sleep tonight?
Will I get a girlfriend next year?
Will Brenna say yes
>>713970233
Asking again
>>713970287
Hell yah
Are we going to hang out today?
am i gettin a hotter gf?
>>713970823
rerall
