I want to fuck this girl so bad. How do I approach?
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I want to fuck this girl so bad. How do I approach?
Call her a racist for voting for Trump and see where things go from there.
Why is the image flipped
You know what to do. Just say it's for Harambe.
She's pro MAGA so just rape away.
What the fuck is all that furry shit bitches have in their pics now. Why would you want to fuck a chick who wants to be a pink fox. Just rape the shit out of her asshole.
>>713954767
There you have it folks, the stereotypical underage b&.
>>713954943
>>713955243
Deus vult!
From behind, in the dark, while pretending to be her step-father. She looks used to it.
banging cute girls can be hard. they are soon picky. you have to come correct.
>>713955243
I want that suit of armor.
>>713954521
From behind
So disappoint in this thread...
Grab her by the pussy anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULPZ_QaauaA
>>713954521
Grab her by the pussy
>>713954521
Don't get hung up. Here are the rules:
1.) Be confident
2.) Be attractive (to her)
3.) Ask her out on a date
If she says yes, several options:
I'm guessing you guys are closer to high school age, so the quick fuck options are different and my methods are dated/useless/didn't work back then anyways. Look forward to tinder my friend.
Anyway:
Plan A: For a quick fuck, show her a really fucking good time in the first date, but be a little distant - what I mean is that you don't be dependent at all. Confident but not arrogant. This really only works if you are very attractive in her eyes. It's all about making her like you but having her give up the sex for validation. It's a dumb game that men/women play even when they both already want to have sex with each other.
Plan B: Slow and easy. Just be yourself (confident though, mother fucker) and date. If this is high school, then make out with her. Make her cum with your finger at some point. Get her to blow you. Fuck her. It's not fucking rocket science. Teenagers love to fuck. If this is college - good fucking luck. College girls make decisions like ADHD kids.
IF SHE SAYS NO:
> You probably fucked up on 1 or 2.
4. Hit the gym. You can't change your face, but you can change your body.
5. Practice speaking in front of people. It brings that confidence up. Take a speech class, or join a church and stand up to testify.
6. Do community work. It's possible that you are such a selfish asshole that every woman on this earth sees right through you. Learn the value of human kindness.
8. Find your purpose. Why are you fucking here? What are your passions? Find these out. Start to pursue them.
9. Love on your family. Family is fucking forever.
10. Realize that sex isn't your number 1 priority anymore, but it's still awesome.
At this point you should have many options for sex.
If not:
1.) Learn to lie, really well.
>>713954942
You fucking moron, have you ever taken a selfie before?
>>713954942
People find the flipped images of themselves more attractive
>>713956206
make tans great again
>>713956385
> gives legitimate advice
What the fuck are you doing mate.
hum
>>713954521
Make your penis to explode to she until the time when she make the take. It is to do yes, for she can not take it no.
I don't english well.
>>713954521
walk up
>Tits or GTFO
she will fuck you instantly.
Do you notice this? Every Trump supporter or not liberal ir hot and beutiful. Every hillary supporter is sad ugly unstable piece of shit or black.
Nothing makes me hornier than when I know women worship the furher
>>713957416
Yes we know lol
>>713956179
moar?
>>713955469
She's a qt Asian, she hates all but other asians and whites.
>>713954521
Should I give /b/ her snap and/or Skype?
>>713954943
XDDDD EPIC LE MAYMAY GUY. HARMBE KS LE FUNNY XDDDDDDDDDDD
>>713954521
Just grab her by the pussy. She voted for him so you're allowed to do it now. Trump said so himself. That's why I voted for him.
grab er by the pussy
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>>713956385
This is the only good advice i've ever seen on the interwebz
>>713954521
HAI!!
I c ur a furry too :333
I think ur 2 KAWAII XXD
OMFG we shud hang out LOL
I also voted TRUMP LMFAO MAKE ANIM GREAT AGAIN XDD ://3
>>713955340
91 > 93 faggot
>>713960488
Where do I redeem?
>>713956385
delet this
>>713954943
Shut the fuck up
At least they finally got the attention they wanted
>>713955272
>pretty funny joke
>bait
There you have it folks the typical trump voting moron.
>>713960580
more? is this a trap
>>713962097
>is this a trap
nope
>>713954521
tell her you want to make her vagina great again
>>713954521
>so bad
you should aspire to higher goals, anon. You should want to fuck her so good.
>why would you want to be a bad fuck?
>>713955128
if she wasn't his daughter, he should date her. and married.
>>713955141
America IS great you faggot commie and fuck you for saying it isn't.
>>713955662
teaching little children that America isn't great.
commie faggot.
>>713962172
have an insta or album or something?
>>713962172
America is already great you commie faggot.
ez, just fuck her right in the pussy
>>713954521
B-but the Media said no young women like Trump... Did they lie to me?
>>713962482
only commie faggots say America isn't great.
>>713962826
never trust libshits m8
>>713954521
>fuck this girl so bad. How do I approach?
you got no game. rape is the only answer. and that will be bad fuck, so there you go.
>>713962854
why u such a bernie ho? that old fool sold his soul to that geezer cunt bitch
>>713962969
you are commie faggot
>>713963604
wat iz a commi
>>713963776
in soviet russia commie is you
>>713964032
who?
with a fucking clue bat. Since Trump rapes 13 yr olds it's OK
>>713964509
proof?
>>713964509
you mean bill and hillary?
#pizzagate
Teenage girl trump supporter-
Rampant daddy issues.
Not worth it, bump and dump
>>713954521
I see why. Imagine, you're never going to fuck her. Hurts right? Now with nothing to lose, just ask how she is doing as if she was your buddy. See if she wants lunch or dinner. Do that a few times. Ask qt back to your place. Dick Kickem time.
>>713964160
first base
Ey yo ey yo gurl wanna fug?
>>713964739
>#pizzagate
literally manufactured to counter true story of Trump raping 13 year olds his convicted pedophile friend gave him
>>713965161
prove it
>>713955340
T R I G G E R
D I S C I P L I N E
>>713954521
Give her some tic tacs and ask her if you can grab her by the pussy
oc nudes?????????????
pimp her by her mums pussy
single mums need boy cox
why so many cutie grills love the Don?
>>713965257
suck my cock and lick my asshole faggot
btw, did you ever notice all of the criticism on the right is all about what the left doesn't say, or uses the wrong words. Trump says blatant shit but they're still pulling this crap on dems. "the code words are code words that pedophiles use (food, faggot, so what) therefore obviously they are pedophiles.
stop paying attention to pretend words and start paying attention to what those trump fags are actually saying and doing.
and did I mention suck my cock and lick my asshole faggot
>>713954521
Kill the local nigger she'll love it
>>713966527
prove it kike
i want to marry all of them
