ITT: Tell us your favorite movie and other anons judge your taste.
The Godfather Part II
>>713929030
all time :nightmare before Christmas
recant : Deadpool,Moana and kubo and two strings
>>713929030
Salo
>>713929030
Blade 1 & 2.
V for vendetta
Pulp Fiction
Something you don't like
Usual suspects
In bruges
Dead poet society
What we do in he shadows
Bee movie
Fantastic mr fox
Moonrise kingdom
Grand budapest hotel
Die hard
Blade runner
Harry Potter: prisoner of
Eraser head
Rocky horror picture show (original)
Beetlejuice
Tucker and Dale vs evil
Frank
I have so many more, i can't pick an all time favorite.
10 things i hate about Jews
Starship Troopers
The Shining
the departed
>>713929619
ever video game movie ever?
Hard Boiled
>>713929642
Autism detected
Two Girls One Cup - Directors Cut Extended
Roadhouse
>>713929720
ever.
>>713929415
I like Blade 3 the best.
Jessica Beil is so hot
>>713929030
movies are a dead media.
I only play video games.
Eyes wide shut is one of them. I have too many
>>713929862
Anon, that's a man
Watchmen. i love imagining myself as silk spectre right after she took night owls spunk and kicking ass with it still inside me
>>713929030
Literally just finished watching this
The Big Lebowski
American Beauty maybe.
Apocalypse Now maybe too.
Both God-tier at least.
>>713930083
did you just finish high school?
>>713929923
La Belle verte
Shakes the Clown
>>713929923
retard alert
The Thing 1982
Forest Gump
>>713929800
Swayze is the one man I'd give up my buttginity to.
>>713930883
ah,
a fellow necrophile
do you also fap to The Walking Dead?
it gets me diamond hard
>>713929800
jeff healey rip. good movie.
>>713931231
Werd. You can make as many holes as you want.
Hard question. Right now ill stick with taxi driver.
Great Movie!
Totally hot female lead
Feeling a little guilty,
But it turns out she's legal
Giggity!
Airplane!
>>713931661
God yes. Psycho murder waifu best waifu <3
>>713929030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
>>713929030
Scarface
>>713931740
Absolutely!
>>713929642
Usual suspects yes
In bruges meh
Dead poet society. Meh
What we do in he shadows. Gay
Bee movie. Wtf
Fantastic mr fox. Wtf
Moonrise kingdom. Ok
Grand budapest hotel. Yes
Die hard. Alright
Blade runner. Good job
Harry Potter: prisoner of .......
Eraser head. No
Rocky horror picture show (original) nooooooo
Beetlejuice. Oh yeah
Tucker and Dale vs evil. Meh
Frank. ..?
>>713929679
this
>>713932013
>Tucker and Dale vs evil
>die hard. alright
are you fkn stupid kunt?
the road warrior
Cried like a girl little girl, twice
>>713931637
i loved that one
very funny
>>713929030
I love the big lebowski, but it can't beat goodfellas
>>713929594
Autism detected
I've watched this at least 100x
Always good
>>713929030
A Clockwork Orange
>>713933065
Sam Jackson!
Any fellow hipsters in /b/?
>>713933536
No, it's /b/
Bridge Over River Kwai
>>713929030
Flight of the navigator
>>713929250
This might be better than the 1.
>>713933501
Also a huge samuel k Jackson fan yes
I win
>>713933536
i...i dont think you belong here anon
>>713933703
*Samuel L Jackson, fuck my keyboard
>>713933731
the faggot award, yes.
>>713933731
Have you seen shutter island?
Pulp Fiction.
>>713929361
edgy teenager/10
>>713933606
>>713933760
Nonsense, there are plenty of anons with good taste. Just takes a little patience.
>>713933809
The toxic avenger
>>713933876
you need to leave now.
>>713933488
Ultraviolence
Ultraviolence
>>713933926
seems like a common occurrence for you to be called a faggot..
>>713933987
Jesus FUCKING Christ /b/, what the FUCK do you think my favorite movie is?!
You useless fucking maggots make me SICK! I get more entertainment out of watching fucking paint dry!
>>713929295
>Deadpool
Oh you're stupid.
>>713929594
Did you read the comic?
You sound pathetic.
>>713929870
b8. Nobody's that stupid.
>>713929963
Did you read the comic?
You sound kinda pathetic.
The rest of these are good choices. (or I don't know them)
>>713934076
probably gay throatfuck porn. gag the fag starring mike hawk vol. 2 im guessing
>>713933811
Not even close to being as good.
>>713934134
What? Deadpool was great.
>>713933981
Clockwork orange is the most autistic, "look at me i know this movie im special" movie ever created, even kubrick regrets making
>>713934248
This.
>>713934076
lighten up francis
>>713934169
You look like the kinda guy who fucks a man in the ass and doesn't even HAVE THE COMMON FUCKING COURTESY to give him a reach-around.
>>713934248
Art is greater than the artist
>>713934385
Do you sick dicks? bullshit i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. great movie btw
Lawrence of Arabia
>>713934418
just the kind of response id expect from someone whos breath constantly smells like cock.
>>713934248
He's not wrong
The King of Comedy
>>713929030
The dude abides, also sonny darko
>>713934495
Well I do enjoy the snowballs from your mom
The Empire Strikes Back
>>713934446
Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!
>>713934591
the notion that my mom sucking dick is somehow insulting to me tells me you are probably in high school still. the fact that you admitted you like cum in your mouth makes me laugh
>>713934418
Yeah but it's not great. Every edgybrah who watches Clockwork Orange or SLC Punk takes that shit to heart and wears mittens to school the next day.
SLC Punk is still dope though.
Lots of great choices here
My fav 3 movies are
Fight Club
Apocalypse Now
Scarface (Cause it's cool)
The best film I've ever seen is
The Godfather II
>>713934668
YES! such a great movie. william lustigs best
>>713934418
Wtf is this pseudo-poetic bullshit? If even the fucking director of a movie says the movie is shit, and everybody with even a little apreciation for good movies says it's shit, sorry, but it's shit, the only reason you like Clockwork orange is because eveytime you tell someone you like it you get this special hipster feeling in your tummy.
>>713934307
Yeah it's not like we're going to Moscow
>>713934230
Yeah ok, I hope you're just young.
>>713934307
I will give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!
Kakihara is my husbando
>>713934675
You don't have to call me daddy until you're ready.....
Son
>>713934248
i also rly disliked orange clockwork, but where did kubrick say he regrets making it? cuz i googled and i couldnt find it
>>713934721
This shit right here
>>713934789
Yep. High school fag detected. Run along and play child, adults are talking.
>>713934756
I'm not young dead pool was great
>>713934780
Yes Sir!
...
>>713929030
Seven Samurai
>>713934825
No idea, got it from another movie-ranting Anon, seemed pretty legit. If it's not true my apologies for using it in an argument
>>713934556
Every time I see this pop up I get annoyed. The entire plot can be summed up as this: Rich prick who had sex with his sister plans elaborate revenge to make guy who saw them have sex with his daughter, for no reason other than rich guy was an incestuous entitled prick.
Inception
>>713934890
Adults talking....
4chan...
lololololololoollooolloloooloollo
Jacobs Ladder
Gotta love this one, too.
>>713935137
Average person on /b/ is in their 30's you newfag
>>713934921
>dead pool was great
>I'm not young
Oh dear...
>>713934788
The mango is better
>>713935137
Lol. more like bunch of drunk fags being fags.
> space odyssey series
> interstellar
> dead Poets society
> 5cm/s
> grave of the fireflies
> rashomon
> usual suspects
> Pulp Fiction
>>713934756
Yeah, I'm 23. My grandma liked it too though, and she's 72.
>>713935040
fair enough, google doesn't come up with anything though so it's most likely false.
>>713935273
just stop nig, deadpool was great.
>>713935253
>>713935303
*my grandma liked it* i think this says enough about the movie
>>713935361
except not really.
Movie was too tryhard. And would you look at that? So are you.
>>713935393
does it bother anyone else that the names are under the wrong nigga?
>>713929030
Drive
>>713935469
8 year olds, dude.
>>713935471
talk about tryhards
>>713935353
Directors commentary on the dvd/blu ray
>>713935546
>talk about tryhards
always have to have everything about you, don't we?
>>713935469
What? You wrote me off because I'm young, and now you're writing my Grandma off because she's old? Make a fucking decision.
>>713935303
Deadpool was good. That's it. Nothing past that.
>>713935469
>*my grandma liked it* i think this says enough about the movie
Fucking thank you.
>>713935361
>deadpool was great.
That's sad.
>>713935632
Two different people.
i watched Hardcore Henry a few weeks ago and i really liked it.
if any of u fags are bored here it is
http://nl.spankbang.com/uwcs/video/hardcore+henry (hosted on porn site lol, good quality too)
http://nl.spankbang.com/hot/msd58/videos
like 10 solid movies on this guys channel, if ur bored
Sausage Party is the best movi
>>713935632
don't bother with this neckbeard, he's just being a contrarian
>>713935731
speaking of sausage party:
this thread.
>>713935613
>And would you look at that? So are you.
>always have to have everything about you, don't we?
This tween thinks he's clever
>>713935685
Deadpool is the best cape comic movie out there.
Because the others are all incredibly shit. Spandex heroes are a shit concept
>>713935632
Im talking about the fact that the jokes are so slapstick & basic that even a senile 70 Year old can follow it, now i know comedy is subjective and you have the right to your opinion, but just watch Hot Fuzz or The Big Lebowski
>>713935831
>>713935727
Once again, two different people.
>>713935904
this
>>713935904
>Hangs shit on Deadpool
>Recommends Hot Fuzz
>>713936025
Tell me your opinion on Hot Fuzz
dr. strange love
>>713936090
was ok, pretty basic humour. fair few recycled jokes.
>>713935818
I feel sorry for you.
>>713935872
No it's not.
>>713936025
Hahahahaha oh boy...
>>713935904
This guy is not retarded.
>>713935831
go to bed already, newfaggot, before mommy and daddy find out you're up before your bedtime.
>>713935904
Oh, you're one of those cunts who thinks that all comedy has to be smart. I can appreciate Edgar Wright's intelligent humor and Deadpool shooting people in the dick. Just because you can't doesn't mean its not funny.
>>713933536
Everyone in /b/ are hipsters, you're in good company.
>>713936221
Sorry, not him, you think deaapool is better then Hot Fuzz?
>>713929693
me too anon - me too.
>>713936280
>moron
>>713936323
yes
Scott Pilgrim vs the world
>>713935936
Actually it's 3 different people
>>713935419
>>713935831
Running away after you got served?
I know you, you little bitch
Stomp!!!
>>713936390
>>713936280
You are less than a child
Deadpool was retarded and cringy
Case closed
>>713936417
OK buddy.
>>713936390
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM THEY LIKE A MOVIE I DON'T LIKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE MY TENDIES?
>>713936280
Maybe you can take the time to read through my post? First of all i clearly said that i knew comedy is subjective. And then i went on to Recommend (Recommend, not rage about OMG FUCK YOU, YOU NEEEEEED TO WATCH THESE MOVIES) Some movies that contain roughly the same humor as deadpool but better executed.
>>713929334
P.cool guy
>>713936228
I suppose a case could be made for the Adam West batman movie, but I don't think it holds up after all these years
this thread has not helped me find a movie to watch.. can you sads stop bitching and post some good shit
thanks
>>713936516
The world is filled with morons and yet their vote carries the same weight as ours.
>>713936567
The Big Lebowski
>>713936589
M'lady
>Tips Fedora
Pans labyrinth
>>713936567
will help
favorite genre?
>>713936567
>http://nl.spankbang.com/uwcs/video/hardcore+henry
>>713936516
Less than a child? Only an egotistical cunt who thinks he's smarter than everyone else would be offended by that. Get a job.
>>713936546
THIS
>>713929699
fuck yea you know what up
>>713929030
The Wrestler
>>713934248
Well done anon, misrepresenting why Kubrick had the movie pulled from sale to support your view.
Kubrick "regretted" making the movie and pulled it from sale because it inspired copycat murderers and because he's not dead inside this bothered him.
Fight For Your Life
Goodbye Uncle Tom
Birth Of A Nation
>>713933065
Thread
Trainspotting
>>713933731
This fuckin movie is everything gtfo otherwise
>>713936487
What is it exactly that you accomplish with that pic? I don't understand.
You might not be a moron (I don't know you) but your opinion indicates that you are.
>>713936280
>>713936541
>RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM THEY LIKE A MOVIE I DON'T LIKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERE MY TENDIES?
I'm the young one here? That's really what it looks like to you?
>>713936558
You wait right there. I'll be be right back.
>>713936655
Not a beta cuck peice of shit. I just think it's interesting. Are you implying it's not true?
>>713936811
Maybe you could take the time to scroll through the thread before forming your opinion, since i have already apologized for misquoting kubrick.
>>713936546
>movies that contain roughly the same humor as deadpool but better executed
you recommended hot fuzz and the big lebowski, and you think theyre the same type of humour as deadpool? you really know nothing about comedy and/or films do you? you claim that you know comedy is subjective, yet you're taking a shit on what this anon finds funny? just stop your bullshit.
50 First Dates
10 Things I Hate About You
Failure To Launch
Marley & Me
Maid In Manhattan
Gigli
>>713936964
Again, not talking shit, i'm trying to help anon expand his views of comedy. Why are you so egar to prove me wrong?
>>713936546
>Big Lebowski
>Deadpool
>Roughly the same humor
The pinnacle of human achievement.
Welcome To The Dollhouse FTW
>>713937071
WE'VE GOT A CONNOISEUR
LOTR Trilogy
Primer
Serenity
No Country for Old Men
Lars and the Real Girl
>>713937076
You're trying to expand my view of comedy? You're the one with the narrow view. I've said I can appreciate intelligent humor, you're the one who can't appreciate slapstick.
>>713937076
I think i might be confusing you with one of the other dipshits that were arguing about deadpool
>>713936558
>>713935872
Iron Man (2008), The Dark Knight (2008), Spider Man 2 (2004) and Guardians Of The Galaxy (2014) to name a few
Here's a list of mostly awesome comic-book films:
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls000852396/
>The God of Cookery
>>713937315
Pretty sure that's him.
>>713937340
Spider Man 2? I mean I guess it was great except for Toby McGuire and Kirsten Dunst.
>>713937133
Anybody who loved deadpool is going to be too stupid to have a reasonable conversation.
Place beyond the pines
>>713937340
All SHIT. The dark knight is allright but that's it
>>713937442
I really wanted to like Deadpool. Saw it in theatres, was unimpressed. Have tried four times to rewatch it again since, haven't made it through.
What a piece of trash.
Waltz with Bashir - A dark animated film commenting on war, human nature and what it means to be a man
>>713937442
Anyone who says that Deadpool and The Big Lebowski are the same style of humor is definitely too stupid to have a reasonable conversation.
>>713937509
>>713937414
Do you understand the context of the post?
>>713937532
Yep
>>713937532
ok cool, not everybody likes the same things. some people like being shit on, why waste your time trying to convice people who like it that it was shit?
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
>>713937658
Yes.
>>713937340
>not a single good comic book movie in that list is a spandex cape
Sure showed me
>>713937739
>>713937736
kek.
>>713937691
I'm new to this argument. I was just agreeing with the guy who said that it sucked.
I know I'll take shit for this but anything Adam Sandler is gold.
Grown ups 1 & 2
Click
Jack & Jill
Pixels
His early stuff is ok too. If u haven't seen Happy Gilmore and your a fan of Sandler you might like it. Its not laugh out loud funny but watchable
>>713937924
agree 100%
Role Models and Tropic Thunder because that was my favorite movies as a kid
Otherwise would say
LOTR: ROTK
Inception
Shawshank
>>713929030
Star Wars series
>>713937924
>Jack & Jill
>>713929030
>>713937924
>>713937987
...
There's no way people believe this.
Y'all niggas is trollin.
>>713937846
That picture snowed me. I have no idea what you're trying to say.
This is now a troll thread.
>>713929030
The Sting
>>713937924
Agree except for jack and Jill.
>>713938066
All those movies and Jack & Jill is the one you took issue with?
>>713938104
Not trolling. Just not a mindless sheep who blindly shits on Sandler movies because it's the cool thing to do.
>>713938240
i think that 1 is the worst lol, i actually liked Click but im a faggot so u know
Magnolia
>>713929862
blade 3 was the worst, youre a faggot I can tell
Heat by Mann
>>713929030
Dude - tomorrow's already the tenth
>>713935050
you are a moron.
>>713938276
Has it ever occurred to you that people shot on his movies because they're irredeemable pieces of unfunny garbage, and maybe you're the one that's wrong?
>>713937532
>>713935872
I would venture to say Deadpool is one of the most "stock" comic book movies I've ever seen, actually fairly similar to the comic books. He's basically an extremely "cookie cutter" anti hero with very cookie cutter problems and cookie cutter enemies.
The only difference is Deadpool cusses, tells dirty jokes, breaks the 4th wall constantly, and the movie has some titties in it I think (been a while and I've only seen it once, not worth more than one view IMO). But don't let that fool you, you strip away the gimmick and there's little redeem this movie, it's one of the biggest "paint by numbers" plots I've ever seen, one of the most forgettable movies. Wasn't impressed.
Honestly, the Toby Maguire Spidermans were better and Guardians of the Galaxy, the Nolan batmans, and even the Burton Batmans put it to shame.
A movie needs a lot more than "OMGz there's tits and cuss words" to impress me. The only thing somewhat new and innovative is there may have not been that much tits and foul language in a super hero movie before, but I think you have to be in elementary school to be impressed by that.
>>713937924
Little Nicky is underrated
>>713938458
I'm not asking anyone to agree with me. I just listed some movies that I find funny and was called a troll. You mightn't share my tastes but that doesn't make me wrong.
Matrix 1, Inseption, MM: Fury Road, Terminator 1, Edge of Tommorow, Good Bad Weird, also original Dollar Trilogy, Dead Man, Gravity, Alien 1-2, Lexx, Snowpiercer.
>>713929797
I laughed so hard I shit myself
>>713938463
>you have to be in elementary school to be impressed by that
>>713929870
millenial faggot.
>you're also the reason Hillary lost. If you'd only gotten off the couch and voted, she would have won
>>713938463
The amount of effort you're putting into tyring to convice people that deadpool sucked, makes me think you probably liked the movie at first, but started hating it when it became popular. You never like anything "mainstream," do you? Of course you'll deny this, but deep down you know it's true.
>>713938463
Yep thank you. You can argue with morons but obviously morons don't learn.
Pulp Fiction
Classic the day it was made
And the Tarantino yardstick imo
Pic unrelated
>>713938766
>>713938832
Not who you are replying to but both of your replies have little basis in reality. You just look butthurt.
>>713938093
once were faggots
>>713938463
>>713938832
When was that movie not popular or mainstream? It's not like it was some sleeper hot that didn't find an audience until it had been released on dvd, you fucking idiot.
>>713929642
>Grand budapest hotel
you like some boring ass shit
>>713938797
No faggot, you're the reason she lost. You are such a cuck for the Democratic party you failed to realize what an absolutely horrible person she is. If you had backed anyone who wasn't a SJW whore you would have beaten Trump easily because he's only a slightly less piece of shit than she is.
>>713938630
Maybe not "wrong", but someone of poor taste. How's that?
>>713939055
point proven. thankyou.
>>713938980
you replied to 2 different people
>>713934706
>lustigs
"lustig" means funny.
>irony aint just a river in egypt
>>713929030
Interstellar.
why don't you go play in hell
Dark City
I lilterally wake up like this for years.
Not sure what's wrong with me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pSe4OGAuI4
The Jerk is a master comedy
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
Adolf Hitler, the greatest story never told.
Also check' em!
>>713938316
you follow the hype train for movies that you are supposed to like if you "actually" know about movies.
>>713939171
he replied to 2 different people
>>713933731
This movie is a copy from an asian movie u fucking faggot
>>713934556
This
Fucking masterpiece
>>713934230
Ahahah ahahah ah
Ahahahahaahah
>>713939611
Holy shit, Hollywood ripped off an idea? IMAGINE THAT.
Trash masterpiece
>>713939717
Yep.
>>713939717
Eloquent.
>>713935050
>Pleb who watches movies only for the plot detected
The hurt locker
Coonskin
>>713929030
My fav is The Descent. I know its a bad movie i just enjoy it.
Also Alien VS Predator. I just dig the predator franchise.
No John Waters movies here?
No David Lynch?
>>713940151
And also, forgot:
>Happyness of the katakuris
Falling Down
>>713929030
not my most favorite but its one of my many ones, i still regard the godfather as the best movie ever.
>>713929030
the last airbender
>>713940301
>>713940305
i hope you die in a rape fire
>>713938998
Once was Jango
>>713938463
All that wordage and it takes him till the end to insult the guy.
Restraint/10
>>713938832
Who ever smelt it, dealt it
>>713935050
you're totally right, but what made the movie good was the fight scenes.
>>713940215
Very good choice, I have to question someone who chooses this film as their no. 1 however.
D-FENS!
>>713940312
I rented this on VHS from Blockbuster for £1. I was underwhelmed but watched it waiting for something to happen. Nothing happened.
But Jarvis can act, he truly can. Only when the role is to be himself.
>>713940305
For as long as you live you'll always be a bender.
Heathers
Pump Up The Volume
Beetlejuice
Clockwork Orange
kung fu hustle
>>713934999
pedo detected
