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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Prove you're white.
>>713924197
I have a job
I say nigger instead of nigga
>>713924197
respect. not respek
>>713924197
also credit score is 767
>>713924197
I voted for Trump
I voted for hilary
>>713924197
i have never received welfare nor have my parents
>>713924471
those poor women being forced to suck off those niggers
>>713924471
same
>>713924197
I ask, not axe, questions
>>713924197
I use neutrogena
>>713924589
I use Pantene pro V
I eat swiss cheese not kraft cheese
i dont have an std
>>713924312
this + i have a job and provide for my family
>>713924726
>for my family
bless you, my Aryan brother
fag
I can swim.
I'm ashamed of having a small penis
I don't have a criminal record
>>713924197
I speak English properly, pay my taxes and know who my father is.
I live in Kentucky
>>713924197
I don't eat Grits and Collard Greens or pick cotton.
>>713924575
So much this.
Also, I've never tasted malt liqour.
I'm from the South, didn't play football, and still went to college.
I'm on /b/
I own a rifle not a glock
>>713924197
I had meatloaf for dinner
I bet half yall muthafuckas black. shut tha fukk up
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>>713924822
Certified nig nog here and I can say the same thing, niggers.
>>713924971
black AND small penis? Damn, worst of both worlds
>>713924197
I live in Harlem and my favourite TV show is The Jeffersons.
>>713924197
No random pullovers or inspections, no one ever tried to avoid walking near me on streets, and police officers trust me without even knowing me.
>>713924197
I hate spicy food
>>713924419
that just proves you're retarded
>>713924197
I didn't steal a bike today.
police have never pulled me over when I go over the speed limit
>>713925108
I didn't need to see this.
>>713924197
I'm obsessed with black people.
>>713924858
To be fair, collard greens are fucking nasty
I feel safe walking in the street.
>>713925175
Well you did. Better learn to cope, you fucking pussy.
>>713925272
not with hot sawce
Juju on that beat is a good song
I can get away with committing minor crimes on a regular basis.
I can't even bring myself to say the president-elect's name.
>>713925372
What kind do you recommend? I figure Cholula/Tapatio would be too vinegary, so maybe something like sriracha?
>>713924858
Dude, you need to try grits, but good ones, not instant bullshit.
>>713924197
I have to invent problems that don't exist because I'm jealous of the sympathy victims of racial abuse get.
>>713925468
Frank's Red Hot and of course u gotta get some vinegar to top it off, my nigga
>>713924197
I clap in any single landing.
I will claim the acheivements of every white man as proof that I'm not a useless cunt.
>>713924197
I get triggered online veeeeery easily.
I shot up my school once.
I'm majoring in applied physics
I think drinking coffee in Starbucks makes me more 'cultured' than someone drinking a Cola in McDonalds.
>>713924197
My penis is quite average in size.
I'm intensely insecure about my social status.
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>>713925095
Nig nog again, you whiteys are just like this nigger.
I fly RC planes, drive a Lexus RX and am a virgin.
I'm scared of anyone who doesn't look or sound like me.
Anything that doesn't support my personal beliefs is a conspiracy designed to kill white people.
I'm still in contact with my father.
I eat salad sandwiches.
>>713926122
Kek
My Dad bought me gold plated pants.
I own a wakeboard.
I know how to play Settlers of Catan.
>>713924197
Knew my father until he died.
Have an education.
Have a job.
Have a wife.
Mediocre at math.
Have proper insurance that I have researched.
My daughter is white.
My wife is white.
I live in a decent area.
I finish my food.
I don't think chicken is all that.
Love pork though.
I park my Smart Fortwo in my triple garage next to my Dodge Viper and Infiniti QX80.
>>713925182
Just like almost everyone else on here, apparently.
125 IQ here
>>713924197
Says ask instead of axe.
>>713924461
>nigger detected.
>>713924197
I eat deviled eggs
Asians:
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Whites:
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Most people that aren't disgusting:
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Niggers:
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>>713926028
Like roughly 90% of people fluent in Japanese, I'm a white, 20-something male.
>>713925155
butt hurt is strong...
>>713927224
You know, except all the people in Japan...
>>713927273
I took them into account.
>>713924197
my grandpa was a nazi
>>713927151
you call that white? Watch this:
>I eat wasabi/roasted pumpkin seed deviled eggs
>>713927561
wasabi jap confirmed
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>>713927561
> Green colored horseradish/roasted pumpkin seed deviled eggs
Small dick but not too small
>>713927893
Lol, I once brought some whole-foods type wasabi flavored dryed edamame to a Japanese potluck. The Japanese students wouldn't touch that shit.
Wasabi deviled eggs sound disgusting, like most white cuisine.
>>713924197
I buy meat that are not ribs, cow stomach, cow tongue, cow brains and no chicken gizzards.
>>713924197
I eat Croissant'wiches
>>713928465
wasabi = Jap
You dont fool me! You have to live with being a small eyed Jap now
>>713924197
I like mayonnaise
>>713929534
wtf's a moor
>>713929463
Lol, I'm not >>713927561
I'm a white guy planning to move to Japan though, so you're close enough
>>713924197
i have 2 jobs and a tanfoglio gold match
>>713924197
That's Joseph Smith. Am I white?
-no traffic tickets
-never dance
-I golf recreationally
-SJW's hate me
I'm STD free.
>>713924197
Have a job. Presently putting saltine crackers into soup and eating em out while moaning faintly.
>>713929702
What i read:
I'm a guy planning to move back to Japan though, so you're close enough
I have clinical depression
>>713925941
Tyrone, you have spent too much time around your white masters and have started to think like a white, good job Tyrone.
>>713930543
Thank you. While I don't think I'll be seen as Japanese, I hope that I am able to integrate well within their society.
>>713924197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
I wear these. Work pants and work boots.
i eat mayo on pizza
>>713924197
I get the "perfect nazi" jokes all the time....
>>713930902
>finding a picture of a black guy wearing them so you can be ironic
You're trying too hard anon
>>713930765
I heard kamikaze is a good way to start integrating
>>713931186
I'm just now finishing the novel 「永遠の０」
Draws a fascinating contrast between the lives of those Japanese who fought in WWII, and the increasing number of NEETs in Japan today.
I have deep respect for those who are willing to sacrifice their future for their country, and hope that I can do what I can to support Japan in securing their future.
>>713929534
>Turk european mix
>Same fucking problem
Get me off this trip
I listen to Zella Day and passion pit sometimes.
>>713924197
I like mayonnaise
I like watermelon and kfc
>>713932196
The fact that you made that lame racial joke proves beyond doubt that you are white.
I work in an Irish Pub
>>713932250
True .....
Is it cause I is black????
I chew tobacco.
>>713924197
I say I'm white even though I have African ancestors, so that proves I'm white.
>>713931429
So you are going to watch "eternal zero" and copy the script?
>>713932616
Zozzle McNozzle
>>713924197
>Prove you're white.
I'm a faggot. The white race invented dick in butts. I love white boipucci and I love white feminine penis in my ass.
>>713924197
I like classical music
>>713924197
i did one of them fancy pants, new-fangled spit-in-a-petri-disk genome thingamawhatsits and it dun been said i'm 100% cock asian.
>>713924197
My skin is deficient with regards to melanin quotient, but I am an upstanding member of society who does not fall for shit bait and does not resort to sophomoric jokes to support my position.
Cometh at thee, scoundrel.
I don't steal.
I don't smell filthy.
My cock is amazingly small
I use drugs instead of selling it
My favorite pair of pants is my khakis, and I have a stable job that enables me to support my wife and child.
I'm an airline pilot. I make $100,000 per year.
>niggers can't fly
>they pick cotton on the ground
>>713924197
i have a dad
>>713924197
Never been to jail.
>>713934128
You're a nigger...
>>713924565
All these coalburners. No Asians. I'm ok with that.
Niggers can have our white skanks.
>>713931429
Hi Ken Sama. How's your Osaka dialect going?
Good luck!
>>713936367
Not "ken-sama", but after looking into the meme and my post, I get why you'd think that.
Dialects aren't something I'm focusing on, but my Japanese is fine, thanks!
I wish you the best as well :)
I have a masters degree in psychology. I'm not a shitty social work cunt.
i have a dad who doesnt expect anything but my happiness from me
>>713924363
I dated a black girl... pussy was so good I put my name on her car note.... so my credit score is shit
I can get a home loan
>>713938189
You sound chinese
>>713926400
>Mediocre at math.
>white
I love missionary sex.
>>713938376
Good catch.
I've never met a white person who wasn't a total retard at math.
I have 3 different types of investment accounts
I like slender women
>>713938632
>implying white women are "slender"
>attaches photo of fat white women
>>713938543
That's kinda hot... butt then again anything that looks like it's having sexual stimulation can turn me on. No homo.
>>713938497
you've never met a white person because you live in detroit, negro
>>713924197
My father was a drug addict who I didn't know, my mother was a teenage girl. I have a massive dick
>>713924471
Why are those women sucking filthy sewer pipes?
>>713924197
>Prove you're white.
I'm a front-end developer.
>>713938975
Money
>>713938814
>Negro
It's negro de mierda. Always, negro de mierda.
>>713924197
I'm swedish
>>713924197
Just got to work.
>>713938975
80.000$ per head, dear son.
>>713924600
yo esse
>not tan enough to be person of colour
>brown nipples
IM A NIGGER AND I HATE ALL WHITES THEY SUCK BLACK DICK AND WE FUCK THEIR WIVES INFRONT OF THEM. IM ALSO UNEDUCATED AND ILLITERATE
I own a Holland & Holland side by side shotgun.
yo ma niggas i have like a job n shiet n i be like super white, gnome saiyan
>>713938772
the point
your head
>>713927189
>still assblasted over the election
>gets triggered over cold hard reality
>not disgusting
>>713924197
Didn't leave my wife when she said "i'm pregnant" and didn't make a mixtape
Rights are of a negative nature
>>713924197
I can go outside when its below 10Celcious.
>>713924197
No... See, a slave would say yes.
I don't tilt my semi-automatic pistol sideways while brandishing nor firing.
