Fuzzy men in uniforms
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Fuzzy men in uniforms
Sergals in uniform.
anyways, erect moob nips
Oh we talking about OW?
Im 3.2k mmr and my teams cant dress themselves
look at those jugs
>>713915056
all this cake and sweets making my stomach sick
>>713915340
Remove stonach and use a IV line then.
I reset my phone and lost a lot of shit I should have backed up
>>713915433
grnd idea! feed me chocoalte milk throug iv
>>713915524
y
>>713915622
Nah. The bag will be in another room. You'll be strapped to a chair with a 12" dildo in your ass.
>>713915080
We had 3 teammates run, one at a time, into a set-up Bastion's line of fire.
>>713915748
but can we still have chocolate milk in it?
>>713915622
I decided to mess around with some command lines and it bugged out so I had to reset it.
>>713916076
oh shiiiiiiiiiit nigger
>>713915905
Well what would the point be? You would not be able to taste it ever.
>>713916124
Wasn't anything too bad just the system was reporting way more space then what I had for some reason. Was trying to get my SD card to be a sort of extension of the internal storage.
I lost a lot of customer information as well.
>>713916217
f-fine!
>>713916254
thats too bad :c
lesson learned though?
how bad is it that you lost customer info?
>>713916454
Like the last year.
>>713915637
>>713916454
It's fine is it?
Oh good i've wanted to keep you locked in bondage at my house, we'll have so much fun...
>>713915905
Get that faggot shit out of here
Milk is good for bones but not for belly
>>713916568
oh no :c
>>713916608
will i have a comfy room with lots of pillows and a tele?
>>713916708
aren't there lower fat ways of getting calcium anyways? Like a few fruits and whatnot.
>>713916819
But milk is soooo good.
>>713916740
You eyes will be taped open and a tele will be rigght in front of you playing constant gay S&M.
no pillows untill you a good slave boi.
>>713916896
Yuki's butt is soooo good.
>>713917202
You haven't seen it I think
>>713916896
it's true, milk is great but if your trying to watch your weight I think there are other better options.
>>713916708
i dont drink it
>>713916901
well if i have at leasat one pillow it will help me be better slave. i demand to be treated nicely and comfortably
>>713912983
Oh yeah so why have you had a bad night?
>>713916901
Hiya sexy tiger. How's it going?
Though, I am grown
I'm living like a child now
I wait, I want
Giving myself everything
Fearing the release
Keeping the peace
>>713917409
You're missing out.
>>713917395
Sadly this is too true.
>>713917324
You should fix that.
>>713917409
*starts the chair dildo pumping up and down
Slaves boi's don't demand they obey. As punishment, you'll be treated to 30mins of forced anal.
>>713917448
Sup nobody. what's cracking?
only bored as i get older
>>713917581
i am not though
>>713917448
some computer problems and anxiety about a guy
>>713917682
It gets worse.
>>713917674
this doesnt sound like fun :c
i am delicate and need to be treated like a tender pear
>>713917687
You haven't experienced good milk then.
>>713917687
is the guy tiger?
>>713917911
there is no good milk
>>713917938
no its not lol
>>713917892
Don't worry about it slave, i will break down your mental walls and rebuild you into a fine slave boi. one worthy of sleeping at my feet.
>>713917938
I'd hope not.
>>713917674
Having a going away party for a friend. Don't recognize any of the people here though.
>>713917687
Ooh sounds saucy. Is the guy cute?
>>713918039
>>713918253
why not?
>>713918039
also strawberry milk is amazing
>>713917693
Exactly.
>>713918253
you dont have much of a wall to break down. really just blow on it and itll crumble into dust. :3 i am easy~
>>713918287
he's alright. he's pretty nice and chill though.
>>713918292
no u
>>713918389
i doughnut like that kind of milk.
and idk why not but he doesnt give me anxiety
i like the geico raccoon commercial
>>713917682
Another raccoon !
>>713918287
well go up to a random person say "Hi i'm <name>, how'd you know <friend>"
take it from there.
>>713918389
Cause i'd not treat Katten IRL like i would here.
>>713918598
Well that may be just a fake wall of straw you put up. I need to break down the walls of concrete and steel before i rebuild you.
>>713918598
how do you not like strawberry milk?
Do you also not like milkshakes?
Well there we go, it makes you two the perfect match!
>>713918701
what is that thing around his penis?
>>713918756
how is that a bad thing? From your personality I would assume you would treat him pretty well.
>>713918868
That would be a viberino.
>>713918868
it's a vibe, it vibrates on your dick.
>>713918756
oh trust me those are broken. but you can rebuild easier meow!
>>713918782
i like strawberries a lot. but in milk it tastes weird and i dont drink milkshakes anymore.
>>713918848
milk is barf
>>713918870
i would be spoiled rotten i bet
Rawr
>>713919077
Shit taste
>>713919166
oh my
>>713919212
Shit's hot yo
>>713918870
Of course i would. Roleplay is all fun too, but i'd rather someone allow me to do anything to them out of love and devotion than through fear and pain.
>>713919077
Saying these thongs won't stop that dildo pistoning into your ass. I need to hear you beg and cry untill you can cry no more. Then i will decide if tou get a pillow.
>>713919166
Sup. You goto the gym today?
>>713918598
Sounds like a catch, but sounds like you have some issues with him too :/
>>713918756
I try my best too. I me pretty good with being introduced to people, but as soon as I get comfortable with them the awkward and politically incorrect jokes start to fly. I'd love to meet someone I could exchange holocaust jokes with
>>713919284
What is
>>713919338
If they are talking like that then they are already confortable with you.. Just bring up some jokes and make sure you have a shit-eating grin on your mug. Just don't try and correct them if their opinions differ from yours.
>>713919166
no
>>713919212
no u
>>713919316
i am good at crying :'3
its probably the thing im best at! :'D
>>713919338
wellwe recently met so im still weary of him. also he doesnt listen to music really or watch movies or play games and thats big for me.
>>713919338
Holocaust jokes are offensive.
>>713919316
Just did body exercises at home, wasn't feeling awesome today.
>>713919617
Yus :3
>>713919715
how're you duder?
>>713919582
This is a nice one. got more biker dogs?
>>713919617
Well i hope you cry tears of forgivness really well.
How's your day been so far?
>>713919077
what about that stuff that makes it taste like cotton candy?
He does seem like the kinda person that would do that.
>>713919316
well yea I would assume so, that is how most real roleplay works. I don't call luc "master" because I'm scared of him, that's for sure.
>>713919715
Oh good. list what you did for me?
>>713919861
Only when you all dressed up for the occasion correct?
>>713920066
well even when I'm not he still does but that's only when we are doing stuff, plus we still haven't gotten me a good collar yet.
>>713919823
i will do anything for the pillows
its been stressful. work was fucked. my brain was fucked. my computer is fucked. everything is fucked~
>>713919861
i cant eat most things made of dairy. the thought of it even if it doesnt tast like milk makes me feel sick.
oh it would be a life of luxury with him i bet~
>>713920066
Not much, 30x3 situps, 10x3 pushups, 30 minutes jogging on a treadmill (My apartment complex has a little gym thing)
>>713920215
oh that's weird, do you have the same issue with cheeses too? Do you get sick while eating pepper jack?
Even more reason to give it a shot
>>713920306
wow fine ignore me wow ok sheesh wow i see how it is wow
>>713920391
Sorry I just got done wanking and I'm kinda out of it. I'm doing good, and you?
>>713920209
Tried getting a custom one made, just like your fursona?
>>713920215
Xmas shopping must be a pain to work in. Hows the supervisor role? have you filled it yet?
If everything is fucked did you get a nice hot dicking?
>>713920306
That's it? no pullups, no planks?
>>713920499
Where'd you shoot it?
>>713920630
yes, we are trying to get a custom one but they are kinda expensive.
>>713920630
What I was planning on but it takes a good 2-3 weeks and I didn't think ahead.
>>713920717
>>713920732
Well there's still time for xmas present to be delivered.
Where do you even get a bell that big??
>>713920359
i eat some cheese. i like cheese but i also kept that in my diet becuase i feared if i cut out all dairy and then had to eat soemthing with lots of it i would get an embarrassing belly ache.
>>713920499
no its too late you ruined everything now its over wow
im okay for now though. glad to heard your doing good tough~
>>713920548
suck my taint
>>713920630
its really getting in the way of my primary job. and i didnt get the position. the manager taking over is bringing a supervisor with her to replace our open position. hes a cool guy and im looking forward to working with him! but i am very disappointed at the moment though
>>713920630
Tbh I hate doing planks because it kills my elbows (Went through a window when I was 16, glass fucked em up but I can still lift it's just certain positions are uncomfortable), also I don't own a pull-up bar. Should probably get one.
Also I did the manly thing and busted on my stomach and chest, now I need a shower.
>>713920842
What bell
He has a heart tag
>>713920842
That is true but we don't have the measurements of my neck
I'm not sure but I'm sure they could get it probably
>>713920916
ah ok, do you eat pepperjack cheese? That stuff is amazing.
>>713920916
Blehhhhhhhhhh
>>713920916
ahh that sucks Katten. Well lets see if you get a decent bonus over the holiday period.
>>713920928
Cummed while on your back, same position as a bottom taking a hot dick in the butt. You gay buddy.
Ask Jeff what brand of pull-up bar he got.
>>713920962
Onh?. i thought there was a bell he wore??
>>713921363
Well you could measure it yourself you know.
>>713921363
i love pepper jack <3
my family loves it too
>>713921523
now you know how i feel about milk
>>713921804
yeah lets hope so~
>>713921804
I don't have the stuff to measure it though is the problem.
>>713921936
have you ever had the top tier stuff? It's amazing!
>>713921936
Smelly?
>>713922004
i dont think ive had a top tier pepper jack but ive had other kinds.
>>713922034
like spoiled milk
>>713922004
Get any string wrap, warp around neck, fine point where it meets, unwrap from neck, measure it to a standard ruler or peice of paper. add 1/2 to 3/4 inch to length.
>>713922004
>>713922034
Get Yuki to make you one fro xmas?
>>713922166
I have had one that was 12 bucks for a cheese slice and it was the best pepper jack I have ever had
>>713922236
I don't even know if I have a ruler in the house. I don't have many tools.
Wait, Yuki makes collars and stuff? How did I not know about this?
>>713921804
Actually I was sitting upright without a shirt on, hit myself in the chin. But yeah.
I'll probably just order a door-frame one off amazon
>>713922423
damn thats an expensive ass cheese!
there is a cheese factory an hour or two from here and i love it there
>>713922423
Well i have no idea if Yuki does, ii'm guessing as she makes other things releated to costumes.
>>713922491
Yeah they are good. If you have a good door frame with plenty of space side to side, get one that has the wide bars for pull-ups and chin-ups.
I guess since Nobody is no longer replying, it must mean he is doing well at the party. Or he got beaten up by Jews :)
My dad use to work at a cheese factory. They use to give us free experimental flavors to test out. Like bacon and 3 pepper cheeses.
>>713922756
For a second my brain was like "Bacon & pepper cheesecake.. What the fuck"
>>713919503
I'm pretty drunk so starting a conversation is not a problem, but trying to play off nazi jokes takes a lot more effort
>>713919617
>doesnt listen to music really or watch movies or play games
Is he even human?
>>713919645
Only to Jews
>>713922756
you lucky dog you
>>713923212
>>713923212
yeah but i may be able to influence his tastes though. this could be fun to expose him to some real music and films
>>713922884
So what's your current routine?
>>713923212
Then stop doing that then and talk about anything else, even if you have to lie about it. If that fails just take interst in what ever they are talking about.
But you should turn off your phone now so people don't think you're too strange.
>>713923275
*shuts the dildo chair off.
Hows them walls going slave?
>>713923275
Yeah I guess
>>713923500
well like whats so wall breaking about making me cream my panties with a dildo in my arse? im experiencing full arousal and pleasure.
>>713923731
You said you cray easy!
You lied to me slave!!
No pillow for you!
fuck off furfags
>>713924021
nooooooooooo!!!!
how am i supposed to cry went youre making my cream?
>>713923212
And people with a sense of decency.
>>713924253
*brings up a cane
Well maybe i can cane your bum?? Lets see if tears come out then?
>>713923500
I don't really have one, I usually just rotate days depending on what I haven't done that particular week. Back day, legs day, chest and abs day, lats and arms day, etc.
>>713924633
im pretty sure that would only fuel my erection. tigger pls pain is pleasure. only tears that will come out are from my penis
This painting is starting to solidify. There was that one rather large glaring space that was horrendous, and now that it's gone it's almost coherent.
>>713924833
huuray!
>>713924910
I sense an impending tragedy that will crumble the whole composition.
>>713925018
hooray! :D
>>713925097
It's not a reason for celebration.
>>713925304
This is the crucial stage, either I will complete it or it will crumble.
>>713925377
i hope its the first. for real i hope it turns out~
>>713925673
I hope so too, everything hinges on this painting, just like everything hinged on the last one and the one before and so on.
>>713924655
So a full body workout once a week?
How many days you go?
Why not try this PPL?
Pull day:
3x5 Deadlifts 5kg every sucsessful lift.
3x12 pulldowns 2.5kg every sucsessful lift. or Chinups
3x12 seated rows 2.5kg every sucsessful lift.
5x15 face pulls 2.5kg every week increase if full week is a sucsessful lift.
4x12 Hammer curls 1.25kg every sucsessful lift.
4x12 eazy bar curls 1.25kg every sucsessful lift.
Push day:
5x5 heavy bench 2.5kg every sucsessful lift.
3x12 Overhead press 2.5kg every sucsessful lift.
3x12 inclines dumbbell press 2.5kg every sucsessful lift.
3x12 tricep pushdown superset with 15-20 side lataral raises 2.5kg every sucsessful lift. only increase side lats every week
3x12 skullcrushers superset with 15-20 side lataral raises 2.5kg every sucsessful lift. only increase side lats every week
Leg day
5x5 squats 5kg increase every sucsseful lift
3x12 romanian deaflifts 2.5kg increase every sucsseful lift
3x12 front squat 2.5kg increase every sucsseful lift
3x12 leg curls 2.5kg increase every sucsseful lift
3x12 leg extension 2.5kg increase every sucsseful lift
5x15 calf raises 5kg kg increase every sucsseful lift.
Pull 2 = Pull one but swap deadlifts for 5x5 barbell rows 5kg increase every sucsseful lift.
Push 2 = Push 2 but swap OHP and Bench so it's 5x5 heavy OHP and 3x12 light bench
Leg 2 = Leg 1
>>713924748
I'll make you cry by leaving gym to go shower. :)
>>713926058
no i will cry because tigger leaving :c
and im going to bed too. i willl cry myself to sleep
>>713926058
I feel tired just reading that
Kitty, watch A Christmas Horror Story on Netflix.
>>713926241
ooo ok~
>>713926058
Saved, thanks bro. I try to go as often as I can, will probably go work out with my dad tomorrow.
>>713914568
I hate you and everyone like you.
>>713914568
>>713926582
That makes two of us.
new thread?
