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Secrets Thread.

Get it off your chest, Anon.
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>>713911944

got serviced by a deaf whore today just before lunch. she ate my load, then I left and ate lunch.

>really hit the spot

>WILL see her again
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>>713911944

friend fingered mom's dog fuck forced to suck cock loved it vacuum seal fresh bodies forced porno at 8 loved it car back
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>>713912845
>deaf whore
How did you negotiate the price?
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>>713912963
Go on.
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shame/embarrassment from lack of development in the area as a child grips me by the balls no matter what i do and i'm pretty sure that's what's causing all my problems but i don't know what to do about it
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>>713913217
Pics or it didn't happen.
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>>713913045

she had an ad that stated her price. also said she was deaf but we could easily communicate with gestures or writing. Didn't need any writing. We spoke the international language of fuck.
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>>713913413
Can you post a link to her ad? Get that deaf bitch more clients, anon. It's just the right thing to do.
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I'm screwing a married woman who loves to be treated like a total whore because her husband can't fuck to save his life. Meanwhile my girlfriend has no idea.
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>>713913309
Or what didn't happen? Nobody saying "there's nothing to be ashamed of" after I make a fool of myself as a kid? How does someone even take a picture of that?
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Some guy fell really hard for me, and we had a shit ton of fantasies. He left his wife and I didn't want to go too fast. Today he sent me a video of him i believe having sex with his daughter.
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>>713913847

so it's a love story
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>>713913592
How did this come about?
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>>713913847
Post that video, anon. Post that video.
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>>713913847
That went from 0 to 100 real fast
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>>713914178
Honestly, im ashamed to be turned on from it. Poor girl is 12.
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>>713913592
Do you feel bad? I'm not trying to make you feel bad, just wondering
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When I was like 7 years old me and my mom's boyfriend's son who was like same age as me used to suck eachothers dicks. Don't do gay shit anymore I just knew it felt good. Also have put peanut butter on dick and let dog lick it off when I was like 12. Last sick thing I've done is is take advantage of friends hot mom while she was drunk (I was too but meh) but only fingerblasted her. I'm 18 now fyi.
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>>713914342
>Poor girl is 12.
I think you misstyped 18.
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>>713914405
I wish.
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>>713914367
Do you have pics of the mom?
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The only reason I haven't dated anyone is because I have an extremely strong fetish for girls farting. Strong enough for normal porn to have no effect.
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>>713913217

the fuck you talking about willis?
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chilq porm is a caose of dylxia an blidnes
in blonde
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>>713914541
Join the club, anon.
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>>713911944
I'd date a tranny or a guy if it looks exactly like a girl or without a hint of manliness.
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>>713914487
I'd find it hot too. I know that's sick. Why did he send the video to you? Did he know you wouldn't freak out? Also, your tits if you would, w/ timestamp.
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>>713914531

I do not sorry anon
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>>713914649
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>>713914826

I second this notion
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>>713914648
Mah nigguh.
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>>713914649
>without a hint of manliness.

except for that cock you want to suck and fuck your ass
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>>713914826
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>713914125
I was friends with her for a while, and one day she basically confessed how she hasn't had good sex in a long damn time. She told me how she loves to be dominated and used. She loves her husband, but there is one function he cannot perform for her. Basically I became a walking dildo for her. In the last two months I've gotten a real girlfriend, but we're not serious yet. I have no idea what the hell I'm going to do when or if we do become serious, but right now it's good.
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My (now ex for unrelated reasons) girlfriend always accused me of cheating on her all the time when I really wasn't. Eventually... I did though. She never found out and I never told her. I don't know why I did it, because I really liked her and was considering proposing to her. I still feel guilty for it though.

Is it possible that she subconsciously oriented me towards the idea of cheating?
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>>713914364
If I was more serious with my girlfriend, I would feel bad, and when we get more serious I'll definitely break it off, but I don't feel bad yet. As far as the married woman's husband is concerned, I'm nothing more than a dildo. We're still friends apart from everything else. She just calls me up when she needs sex. Her husband doesn't know about me, and he doesn't need to.
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>>713915117
Yes. It still sucks you cheated but there are psychological studies that show if someone is suspected of being a cheater and treated with distrust they are more likely to cheat. Sort of a self fulfilling prophecy
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>>713915117

My Dad always used to accuse me of doing meth even though I never did but I started seriously considering it cause I thought "Well he thinks I do so why not?" But yeah it doesn't justify it but I know it makes you more willing to
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>>713914757
Ever since i got fondled by kids i babysat, i have a thing for them. He knew i was into it, but i dont know if thats because he sent it to me. Roger Dodger.
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I like to post pics of girls I know for strangers to degrade and jerk off to. Part of me feels bad about it, and part of me doesn't really care because it's a lot of fun :)
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>>713915048
Post pics, anon.
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>>713915494
I know that additional requests are obnoxious but I'd love to have you post a pic of tits,pussy, or pussy & ass with a heart or butterfly drawn around it. No requests after that.
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>>713915013
Vern what are you doing on here
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>>713915494
Can you describe the video?
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>>713915494
>Ever since i got fondled by kids i babysat
It looks like you have a lot of stories that I'd love to hear. Your fondling and the guys video.
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>>713915494
Run very far away from that guy, see a therapist, and get into different kinky shit
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>>713915627
Why the hell would I take pics of a relationship neither one of us wants other people to know about?
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>>713915574
It's cool. You can leave.
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>>713915918
Basically he's screwing her with her shirt on, they're moaning and into it. His kid has always wanted his dick, like she used to get him hard and giggle and crap. I will admit i got jealous. Its not long.
>>713915940
Yeah. I've told them before. If i have something worthy to share i come here.
>>713915801
Here, photoshop a fucking heart on this. (;
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>>713915976
Honestly yea get into some different kinky shit. That is bound to turn into something bad down the road
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I love my boyfriend and I want a future with him. But I'm super fucking depressed and feel inadequate. I also think I may have feelings for an ex who's a total prick.
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>>713911944
I wana leave my girlfriend and become a sissy slut.
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>>713915991
Nigger, I was just asking.
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>>713911944
Wife slowly dying from a car accident. Very sad. Love her lots.

Her younger sister says she's claimed me as her husband after wife does.

I don't want to remarry. Sister-in-law is bi, tatted, and used goods. Other women in life: certified crazy.

Wife made me promise her I wouldn't suicide.

Will mourn her forever.
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>>713916111
>Here, photoshop a fucking heart on this. (;
Stop being like that.
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>>713916151
You can be my sissy. Just for tonight at least. What's your kik
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>>713916151
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>>713916117
That's why I got out initially. Only tonight did i question myself because I saw that video and I swear I've replayed it like 20 times; hard to fight.

>>713916277
I'm lazy.
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>>713916260
I honestly do not know what I will do after my girlfriend is gone either

I fantasize about doing other girls etc but know in reality that I have the best thing going for me with her
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I live with my girlfriend of two years, and have a nice quiet life, doing well at my studies, have a good job and a great sex life.

For the past year I've been fucking an 18 year old redhead whore who calls me daddy and can't get enough of my cum, and a 45 year old married + 3 milf that works in the same place I do.

Redhead and milf know about each other, and so does a fatty I used to fuck and now we get off telling each other sex stories and sending pics of our partners without them knowing.
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>>713916416
>I'm lazy.
That's cool. I'd love the pictures I described but I'm not going to be a bitch about it.
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>>713916416
Dang so it is really turning you on then. You said you got jealous of it. Also is it because its just him fucking something that you like or has he never sent you a video like that before?
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>>713916416
>Only tonight did i question myself
Do you think you'll fuck this man and his daughter? She needs a good woman to teacher her how to best fuck him.
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>>713915494

you're on my coast. will throat fuck you for $100.
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>>713916134
Is he a prick to you since you broke up with him? Some guys end up like that
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>>713916626
I've seen stuff like that before. I've never been sent new material; it's different when I KNOW that video is real. I guess both. I got jealous because he used to get so hyped up over his daughter, it was like i had to compete with her. I didnt want that.
>>713916576
I'll see wat i can do, anon.
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>>713916427
Amazing how the right woman will do that; prove life is good, then leave the stage forever - no one capable of playing the part.
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>>713916134
Would you post pics w/ timestamp?
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>>713916725
I'm not desperate, but thank you for the offer. I'm sure some fat feminists on here are. I'll exchange snap if you're so keen, however.
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im 19 and still a virgin
>inb4 no big deal
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I'm on omegle rn showing off my little cunt and plugged ass come find me (unmonitored)
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>>713916786
Dang you really need to get out then. You are going to constantly be competing with her then. If he gets excited about his daughter and not his love then there is an issue
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>>713911944
I'm addicted to heroin and I don't give a fuck. I work and pay my bills and in my spare time with my spare money I like to sniff dope and nod out. My wife doesn't need to know, it's not like we have kids I have to be an example for. The secretary I'm fucking from work doesn't care I sniff it off her tits. Someone explain to me why me doing heroin is a problem???
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>>713916952
Tags?
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>>713916134
talk to a doctor about ways to deal with depression, and talk to him about feeling depressed and inadequate
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>>713916979
I know. I cried with him about it and he said if I would run away with him he'd never dream of being intimate with her. Apparently that's changed now. I just cant up and leave for something so risky, even if its the sexiest life i could possible live.
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>>713916945

nope. $100 throat fuck or nothing
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>>713916750
Well the thing is. He's always kind of been a prick. And then he wasn't and my feelings where so damn confused. So I asked him out again and then he says you know I don't date and it hurt. Then I found my current boyfriend and he's great. But my ex recently got himself a girlfriend and I'm like what did I do wrong? And it makes me miss him or some unknown reason and he's been in my dreams a lot and it's all so complicated to me
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>>713917011
Forgot pic
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>>713916513
why have sex with all those other people if you're in a relationship and the sex is good?
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>>713917111
Join him. Make that little girls teen years non-stop O's.
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>>713917119
I'll pass. I don't think I could do it.
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>>713917093
I'm working on that therapy offices are a bitch to get appointments
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>>713916949
I first had sex at 22, it really isn't a big deal
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>>713917126
I guess you should just value yourself before others sometimes? Idk I suck at relationships
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>>713917249
It's awfully fucking tempting. You have no idea.
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>>713917126
Don't be a cuck.
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>>713917236

It's a question I've been trying to answer myself.

I really think it has to do with me being fat as a teenager. I feel I mostly enjoy being idolized phisycally by the milf, and the redhead speaking constantly about how she loves my cock and lives for my cum.

The sex with my GF is mostly gentle, passionate and slow, which I love, but with those two whores its aggresive and brutal. Most of the times I cum in their mouths or faces, and it involves slaps, bites and choking.
I love it, but would never do that to my GF.
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>>713917332
Yeah me too.
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>>713917126
Just because he found someone he wants to date doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you. Some people just connect differently with others
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>>713917361
You should have him if he'd want you to join. Also, get a dick pic and post it.
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>>713917564
have you asked your gf if she would be into that? and why wouldn't you do that to her if it's something she enjoys or wants to give you?
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>>713917126
You should bring him women. Be his personal Madam. Take control of his sex life and you can take control of him.
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>>713917111
I really hope you do make the right decision for yourself and move forward in a positive manner. Truly it may get you incredibly wet or turned on seeing that type of original content but really try and think the underlying strain it would cause your relationship. Not just that but the relationships for his daughter down the road too. Is she going to apparently find somebody okay with the old man fucking his girl? Idk about that.

Find somebody who can do most of your fantasies or really get you in different intimate ways. I've pushed my girlfriend to do a bit more kinky stuff but also surprisingly have become more tame and have liked more sensual stuff with her when we actually seem to get the time. Life is a grind for sure and you can want adventure and release, but always take a chance to take a step back to see what really matters.

Keep your head up homegirl you will figure it out. Coming from an anon who doesn't care about having to see a heart around your anus.

-btg
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>>713911944
my mate who lives in my house for free always has weed for himself but none for me. fucks me off i wanna kick his goldbrick ass out
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>>713917589
But we've always been so close. He's told shit that He's never told anyone. It made me feel as if we connected but I suppose your right. These feelings could just be my depression fucking with me...
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>>713917799
Hey, thank you for that. I needed it.
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Been retardedly in love with this super cute girl at work for like three years. So autistic and socially anxious I've never talked to her once...
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>>713918048
I think the answer is rape.
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>>713917931
No worries. I'm gettin tired here in North Carolina.

Have a good evening and same goes to everybody else

-btg
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I've never actually been in-love with all the girls I've been with. I only use them as a play-think.
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>>713917267

let me know when you need $100 of real fast and easy money
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>>713917726

She wants to have MMF/MFF threesomes at some point. not yet though.
I kinda want the redhead seducing her, as she's full-on bi and always tells me how she'd like to eat my GF out. But she's too young for her taste (we're 28)

We've tried the whole aggresive thing, she's not into that as much, and I'm fine with that
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Every day I think about killing myself, but I don't because I'm gonna die some day anyways so I might as well wait until then
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>>713917799
>Coming from an anon who who's a faggot.
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>>713911944
I broke up with a girl that I told constantly that I loved her. I just said I was having a rough time but really was too beta to say I didn't love her. I'm fucking with other girls now and she has no idea
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>>713917868

Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat! Keep your ugly fucking goldbricking ass out of my beach community!
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>>713918090
I'd kill anyone who tried to rape that angel, including myself.
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>>713917011
Heroin is bad cus it'll kill you or at the very least fuck your mind but if you don't really care about that than I don't see it as a problem so long as you don't have kids and end up ruining them
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>>713918137
play-thng you mean fucking faggot
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>>713918143

redhead is boss's daughter. you already had your 3some.

>get your lies straight, anon
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>>713918137
How can I, as a girl, know this? No girl wants to get fucked and dumped. Feminism has us brainwashed into thinking women are just like men. We're not.
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>>713918133
>-btg
Stop namefagging, reddit cuck.
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>>713918137
So you use them for the value they add to the world? Good job.
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>>713917011

funny thing is, I 'nod out' for free. it's called a nap.
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>>713918149
You've got your head screwed on straight, anon.
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>>713911944
I dated a girl who was 13 when I was 26. We dated for 2 years. The sex was great, the relationship was the worst. I avoided jail, but by the relationship alone, i would never even consider dating a young teen again in my life.
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>>713918137
>play-think.

hahaha you faggots crack me up

>in soviet russia, think play you
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>>713918149
How old are you nigr?
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>>713918288
Pics?
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>>713914367
Lol holy shit totally forgot I did this.
When I was probably like 13, I was at my grandmas house. For some reason I got super horny and started jacking it in the living room when everyone else was in the other room. Ended up getting the dog to lick the tip of my dick. Never told anyone that story and completely forgot I did that haha
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>>713917267
>>713918138

you are in 650/408 right?
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>>713918374

Heh, read that one too. Not me dude.

redhead I met on tinder while trying to find a partner for said MFF threesome with GF (which we decided not to have in the end)
She thought I could sell her weed, we kept talking and at some point she broke up with her gf and we met. Long story short, took less than 5 minutes to have her all over my cock.

It's nice writing all of this down, even knowing no one believes it.
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>>713918338
Why would you kill yourself?
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>>713918394
>>713918270
Haha yea knew I would get some hate

Oh well gotta spread some positive vibes sometimes through all the shit and not toaster Steve every single person

Also is that a thing on reddit? I don't have an account sadly.

Oh well night guys.

One last time -btg
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>>713911944
I work with the local PD as a consultant. It's almost impossible for me to lie because the first thing I do when prompted for a response is exactly what's on my mind, I'm kind of a social retard. Silver lining: I'm a walking lie detector. If I can see a person while they talk, I can read the honesty of most people. If the person is a sociopath or believes the lie, they can trick me pretty easy.
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>>713918581
20. It'll be a long wait until I die, until then Ill just jerk off a lot
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I had sex with my friends mom earlier this week. Still don't know how to feel about it as I've never done anything like this, but I think it was cool in the end.
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>>713918619
nope
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>>713918383
>How can I, as a girl, know this?
There is not cut-and-dry way of knowing. Chicks pull this shit too so it is just crappy situations that everyone has to try to avoid. Tits w/ timestamp?
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>>713918594
Don't have any I'm willing to share, sorry anon.
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>>713918563
Don't be a quitter, anon.
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>>713918786
Same girl as before.
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My best friend's girlfriend tried to sleep with me about a year back. She wanted to cheat on him and was literally rubbing her body all over me. I turned her down because he was my best friend and I thought it was the right thing to do, she ended up cheating with someone else. ever since I've regretted not fucking her brains out, I masturbate to her all the time
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I banged my 13yr old cousin while we played hide and go seek with her lil brother in their bat infested barn then in their treehouse
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I realized that I am going to kill myself. I'm 26 years old, fat, ugly and live with my mother. The house I live in has dogshit stains all over the floors and puddles of piss in the hallways due to my 17 year old dog having no control of her bladder. I cant put her to sleep, its my mother's dog and she would be pissed.

I realized I am not going to have the life I wanted. I wanted an okay looking woman, get married and have MY OWN children with her. Now I have discovered that I am what I hated, a fatass basement dwelling asshole. I had a woman I was with and we were going to get married. I lived on campus at college and she would crash at her place but her having seizures ruined me. She was pretty, smart and nice. That was 3 years ago... Now I sit at home watching cuck porn and playing vidya.

I just have a few things left in life. I have to pay off my car, pay my cellphone off and then I will put my brand new Glock 23 in my mouth and pull the trigger. Either way, it will either kill me or mess my brains up. I would say I have until about February around my birthday to pay off everything.
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>>713918149
At least work towards something
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>>713918695
You should fuck bitches.
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>>713918735
That's the ticket.
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>>713918750
Pics?
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>>713918912
you guys still buddies though?
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>>713918916

do you still live in Kentucky?
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>>713918338
what if she rapes herself?
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>>713918891
>Same girl as before.
What?
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>>713918822
Fag
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>>713918912
Had a similar situation with one of my beta friends who was dating a pornstar level hot girl with little social skills and not many friends. She came on to me hard in front of him many times and we finally ended up banging each others brains out. He knew what was going on, and in the end it turned out to be one of my biggest mistakes, although i would do it again because im a shitty person. We are closer friends than ever afterwords, and I told him he gets a free pass with anyone i bring into our social circle.
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>>713918912
Bros before hoes, anon. You did the right thing even though your dick won't agree.
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>>713919055
I do pretty well until I talk. Normal girls find my personality "like a robot" or "way to mean (brutally honest". I quit dating because only the damaged ones like me and I know no women with my glitch.
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>>713918346
It'll only kill you or fuck with your mind in unreasonable amounts. Use responsibly and eat and exercise regularly, work hard at your job and just be a normal person, not a junkie who's life revolves around it. Do the drug don't let the drug do you.
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>>713919133
we still talk occasionally, she broke up with my friend a few months ago but other things have changed since then so my window of opportunity has passed. Ill just have to add her to my ever growing pile of regret :)
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>>713918916
Full story, anon.
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>>713919155
Who said i was there happend in minnesota
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>>713919157
Ooohhhh paradox
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>>713919272
If I had it my way Id do a threesome with her and my friend. Unfortunately Im too shy and beta to have ever even thought of bringing it up
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>>713918477
Yuk yuk yuk....you're hysterical. Your nap will never feel as good as my nod. Your bones feel w arm and fuzzy and your bone marrow becomes marshmallow and you just melt into the most intense relaxation of your life:
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>>713919155
I wish that shit was actually more acceptable here
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>>713919339
I hardly remember it i was panicking
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>>713919298
Help some dumb pretty blonde girl realize she can do well in school if she applies herself and you'll get all that sweet puss
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>>713918943
Get off your ass..when we're born we're all givin a set of cards. Some are dealt a poor hand or a rich hand. Regardless You Have To Work With What is Given...if you're all for killing yourself be my guest. You my good sir are what we call Weak Minded.
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>>713919055
You should check those digits
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want to watch wife fuck and suck bigger dick.
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>>713918779

that's ok. you will travel to me for the $100.
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>>713911944
/b/ its bout time.
>My Grandmother, Mother, Sister and two Aunties have all had breast cancer in the last 4 years.
>I am the only one who knows the prevalence of breast cancer in my family.
>They have all told me not to tell anyone else about it.

What really cuts deep is mom only told me 2 years after she was diagnosed.
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>>713919306
It ends up controlling you because it changes the chemical composition of your brain to the point where you are incapable of stopping it. Like I said though, if you understand the consequences and just don't care, than I really don't see a problem with it.
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>>713919391

oh, ok. yeah, West Virginia works too.
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>>713919695
dude let it go, no one wants to fuck some beta faggot cuck like you
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>>713919457

you have no idea how fucking good my free naps are.
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>>713919595
I have trouble lying, so telling someone stupid that they can do anything if they apply themselves is not a real option. Thanks for the advice though.
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>>713919797

I throat fuck her. faggot.

>gotcher beta right here, pal
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>>713919325
Awesome, honor is the bomb especially when your told "You're good man". Maybe that's just me, but it makes me stand a little taller and put chin up. It's the most sincere shit I've ever heard in my life, man
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All I want is some picture of private parts with cute drawings around them. Hearts, starts, flowers, etc.
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Stole pics of my sis off her phone years ago.
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>>713913847
post or its fake
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>>713919447
After what happened with my friend, we have openly talked about sharing the same girl. It probably will happen someday.
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>>713911944
I'm actually a closet extremely insecure introverted antisocial beta living with depression for the past 14 years but have to act and live like an alpha because I'm so ashamed of how shit-tier I am.
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>>713919903
Maybe my good deed will help to balance out all the other horrible shit that I do. God knows I wouldn't do the same thing if I could do it over though
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>>713919995
I relate dude
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>>713919965
Pics?
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>>713920085
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I touched my brothers ding dong when he was a baby. Norm fags are the worst.
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>>713919723
I totally understand the chemistry of it and the way heroin makes physical changes to your brain. It creates additional opiate receptors to accommodate the flood of serotonin, dopeamine, and norepinephrine. Once you don't have the drug your body goes into acute withdrawals, due to the lack of excess chemicals to fill the receptors. That's a simple fix. Don't run out. I make enough to support twice my habit if I need to so I'm good. Been on it 25 years and just as normal as I ever was.
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>>713920169
I forgive you, Take this.
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>>713916111
She probably shops from a "Big Box" store.
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>>713919882
you ain't going to do shit you dumb motherfucker. begging to get your dick sucked on 4chan is like the most pathetic thing a human being can do
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I'm madly in love with my girlfriend but I want to fuck both of my girl best-friends so badly.
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>>713919879
It's not lying though, it doesn't have to be literally anything like someone can jump to fucking mars if they try hard enough, but hard work can make most things happen in life
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>>713919995
IDK if this will help you, but this thinking helped me when I was in a similar situation. Instead of trying to fight your depression and antisocial behavior, embrace it. Give in to the feelings of pain and fear. If you do this, you'll (probably) come to realize that fear is just an illusion, and you can never be hurt unless you want to be. You may find that your depression will ease when you don't have to pretend and you can revel in your true self :)
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step sister sneaked into my room and sat behind me while I had my dick out. Saw her come in from the reflection of my monitor and she doesn't know I saw her. Ive seen her look through the door crack of my room while I was changing. What to do /b/
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Am 25. Started talking to girl at work. She was with a boyfriend who raped her and abused the shit out of her and wanted to go back. Hardly eats because of an eating disorder that she doesn't think she really has.

Talked her out of suicide and convinced her to stay away and that life doesn't totally suck.

She falls in love with me, loves giving blowjobs and will suck my cock 2-3 times a day if I want.

I introduced her to the concept of a Slave/Master relationship and asked her to move in with me.

Pretty sure I have no feelings for her, but hell, if I can force this 20 year old to eat properly and excersize while also choking on my cock everyday seems like a win win for everyone.

Or perhaps I'm a manipulative scumbag who just twists people to get what I want out of life. Sometimes, I can't really tell the difference.
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I like to dress in frilly clothes and be humiliated online
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>>713920607
next time you see her watching you play with your dick ask if she wants to help you out, not that hard bro
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>>713920742
Is she happy? Does she laugh with you?
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My father raped my older sister when she was really young. She's in her 20s now and I want to fuck her really bad, the though of my father abusing her turns me on
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>>713920742
I mean as long as you're not raping or abusing her what's the downside really
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I posted pics of this girl I used to be very close with online on a website called thedirty along with a pretty dark secret about her in the description. I also talked shit about her, mentioned her hometown and her first name. Not many people know this secret and she'd easily know who did this if she ever found out. I did it just out of pure edgyness. She was important to me but our friendship was dead/dying already.

At least 10000 people saw it and it got a lot of comments, but for the most part is now pretty buried.

Worst part is, the risk of getting in trouble is sexually thrilling, and I expose/share the link occasionally. I pretty much discovered a new fetish doing this. I also occasionally share candid pics I took that include deep cleavage and her face for the same reason.
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I let my nieces shower with me if they want to when they stay at my place.
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I'm not sure if I'm actually gay or just really, really afraid of men (childhood trauma stuff, get panic attacks when I see them in groups)
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I lost my virginity to a 8/10 nigger at 16 in the school auditorium, we skipped four periods and fucked every second of those periods. Originally meant to just hang out and it kinda just happened. Big regret.
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>>713911944
I dream about casually messing around with my straight friends (I'm male and bisexual). I think one knows I'm into him somewhat.
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>>713921053
burn in hell pedo
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>>713920169
I'd fuck your sis in the ass until you posted another picture. This I'd do.
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>>713921106
what's to regret?
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>>713921030
What's the dark secret?
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>>713921106
What's the big fuckin problem than if she was 8/10
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>>713920183
Why don't you still touch it? M or F?
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>>713921030
I have the same exact fetish friend, I "expose" girls I know all the time. I wouldn't feel too bad about it. I also wouldn't mind a link ;)
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>>713921180
i dont molester them
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>>713921218
he is homosex
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>>713920515
Pics?
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>>713921144
I think this is more common than you'd imagine. I know I'm the straight friend in this scenario with a buddy of mine. Life is weird.
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>>713921030
I've seen you here before, share the fuckin link this time
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>>713915801
>>>713915494
>I know that additional requests are obnoxious but I'd love to have you post a pic of tits,pussy, or pussy & ass with a heart or butterfly drawn around it. No requests after that.
How the fuck do you draw a heart around your own asshole?
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>>713915494
you like attention, right? come cam, you got nice tits
> icanhaz<DELETETHIS>chat. com/tog
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>>713920891
She does laugh, and she seems very happy. She's tells me I make her happy all the time and that she's very interested in me and finds me fascinating, but I'm not sure if thats because I seem to be the first person in her life to treat her right, if it's because I'm 5 years older and thus have had ample time to develop my interests and thus have lots of things to show her that I enjoy, or if it's a full and proper interest.

>>713920918
Ideally there isn't. It's just an abnormal feeling to want to take control over someones life and force them to do it right.
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>>713917220
Heroin is awesome, that's why. Be happy you get H you can snort. Black tar around here.
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>>713920607
Post pictures and text her to come into your room and blow you.
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>>713921248
you're exposing yourself to them, especially if they're rlly young that's messed up
>you're a piece of shit
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>>713921238
Expose them how? There are so many ways to do it. Regular pics, candid pics, secrets about them, info, contacts, stolen nudes, etc...

>>713921198
You can easily use google to find the link with key words if you knew the secret since I've already mentioned what website this was posted on, so I'd rather not.
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>>713921281
okay than, I see the problem. Did you do the dicking or did he do it?

>>713921348
Bask in the love than, I would.
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>>713920742
Fake and gay or you'd post pictures.
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>>713920749
I love cumdumpsters like you.
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>>713921195
>>713921218
She was a nigger, duh.
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>>713911944
I jerk off to loli, incest, and rape porn. I also want to kill all humans including me
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>>713921301

When I share the link, it's usually through a private message. Also I only do it when I'm actually horny. I don't come to these threads with that mindset.
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>>713920917
Post pictures, anon.
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>>713921509
Kik: shysissy22
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>>713921460
social media pics, candids, stuff I find online they don't think I know about, sometimes I give names and info for people to perv. If I had nudes Id probably share them too
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>>713921460
whats the problem? expose the slut some more
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>>713921030
>I posted pics of this girl
Post again.
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>>713921053
Post pics, anon.
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>>713921487
I have a strict no photos policy for every girl I'm with.
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>>713921058
>Female, presumably
>childhood trauma about men
were you raped or something? You don't have to be so delicate
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>>713921058
Take dick and figure it out.
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>>713921427
lol cause seeing a naked person will mess them up, they will probably kill themselves or something. They see their brothers naked all the time, have yet to blow their brains out.
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>>713921106
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>>713921676

"Gooder" Nigger what
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>>713921735
>strange uncle
>hey kids, wanna see my dick in the shower and watch me rub it?
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>>713921264
I don't care if true or your a god dam liar. This chick is ball draining hot.
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>>713921588
What websites do you use?

>>713921611
Like I said, if she finds out, I'm screwed.

>>713921625
They were just pics off her social media. However, I've posted the candids on some threads here before.
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>>713921805
clearly they do want to see it
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>>713921308
>How the fuck do you draw a heart around your own asshole?
Have you been dropped on your head all your life?
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>>713921684
Not the trauma I'm referring to but possibly, I'm not sure. It doesnt matter. I mean that I was bullied rlly badly by a big group of boys as a kid, so I get panic attacks whenever a big group of 'em passes me on the street or come into my workplace or something.
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>>713921313
>you like attention, right?
Nigger, I requested that pic and femanon was chill enough to deliver. What twisted reality do you live in?
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>>713921705
I have. Didn't like it much at all, but I'm not sure if that's the trauma talking.
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I'm married, beautiful family.

I've used CL to have an affair 5 times. I have three girls on the side (one a teenager).

And i'm still looking....
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>>713921774

Didn't pass high school.
Hey, I'll teach her to take care of herself and suck dick. I aint no english teacher
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>>713921888
Checked. Confirmed.
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>>713921573
>shysissy22
Woh, woh, woh. Sissy?
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How do I stop feeling bad for posting girls I know on those FB fap threads.
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>>713921853
mainly fb fap/other 4chan threads, xhamster, and a certain forum for cumming on pics
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Never been friendzoned in my life. Started talking to this dude he definitely seemed interested, was all about it, reminded him of some other chick he liked, dropped me like a sack of potatoes.

I mean in hindsight it avoided a lot of wasted time, so it's better. But, I work with him and the other chick he likes is our boss.

Super embarrassed about it, and kinda pissed.
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>>713913592
Greentext that shit
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I had sex with my Psychology teacher in HIgh School
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>>>713918912
>pornstar level hot girl with little social skills and not many friends
I got a similar bitch dating this desperate boring retard at work. We shared an office for a year. She basically had her mouth ready and open for my cock the whole time. I didn't go for it - not for moral reasons but to stay away from her psycho brain.
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>>713922193
recognize that if a girl ever found out they either wouldnt care or would be to embarrassed to say/do anything
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>>713922230
What I don't like about 4chan threads is that you can't see how many views each pic is getting. Also, I know exactly what forum you're talking about. I've used it extensively too.
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>>713911944
***Does anyone know if anyone on here would Write my paper for some nudes on drop box?***
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>>713922242
Kek
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>>713921676
>I have a strict no photos policy for every girl I'm with.
Fuck off, faggot.
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>>713922306
Could I even get in any sort of legal trouble for that? I'm just posting pics they share on social media
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>>713921853
>They were just pics off her social media. However, I've posted the candids on some threads here before.
Don't be a nigger. Post again and help an anon fap.
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>>713922331
Yeah, sometimes I think about making a site for sharing pics that does statistics on views, downloads, etc and has other cool features that people like us might appreciate. Im worried that people would post children/etc ad Id have to deal with legal shit
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>>713922331
I believe he is referring to the cumonprintedpics website.
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>>713921924
I'm pretty hungover yeah
Draw me a sketch. I have no idea how to do that..
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>>713922368
What's the paper on
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>>713922398
As long as they arent both naked and under 18 Im pretty sure it's kosher
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>>713921962
I bet you like BD/SM porn.
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One time when I was driving drunk I hit a 9yo mexican kid on a bike. I didnt stop and was never caught. Turns out he had just broken into a house a couple blocks away.
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>>713920742
Bruh are you from WA?
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>>713922022
Post picture of genitals and let Dr. /b/ help you out.
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>>713922058
How "teenager"?
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>>713922390
Right?

Such is my life, haha.
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>>713921962
That's normal for that shit, talk to a psycho-babble doctor and don't accept meds talk that shit out
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>>713922572
I don't. The thought of being at a man's mercy is terrifying. And, like I said, I might be a lesbian.
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>>713922480
Well, just wait for the next candid thread. The social media pics aren't anything to jack off too, they were more of just to show what she looks like to everyone on that shitty site.

>>713922493
Mods can take care of that. I don't know any website that tracks both views AND downloads. Would be nice though.

>>713922506
And yes, I know. The pop-ups, ads and viruses really suck but I've been on it since 2014.
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>>713922275
Greentext and pics.
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>>713922647
I've done it here before, but I'm too sleepy to get up and take pictures.
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>>713916786
If you'e already wrote stories about the kids that fondled you could you copypaste them here?
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>>713922632
> 9yo mexican, broken into house

They start younger than niggers. Not suprised.
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>>713918912
Missed opportunity /b/ro
I dated my best friends pornstar-tier sister for a year, friendship pretty much dissolved because of it but we stayed in contact because same social circle... couple years later fucked his also-pornstar-tier girlfriend. I think he still doesn't know about the second one...
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15 teenager
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>>713922058

I don't know how people can find girls on CL. The male to female ratio of those who are looking for a fuck buddy or some shit is 50:1. And the women who are there, are all old/unattractive.
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>>713922780
I used to post them a while back, too much work now.
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>>713922707
I've been doing that, thanks for the advice. It's helping quite a bit actually.
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>>713915048
Green text the whole thing fag
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>>713922554
ill show u gimme a sec
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>>713922752
w/ timestamp. Do it for the Femanons.
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>>713921549
and? it's sex not raising a fucking family with her
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>>713922824
I get it but I'm not happy about it.
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>>713922760
I'm more concerned about the FBI tracking me and shit. They probably dont care about me because I just post nn pics of port-pubescant girls, but they're already stealing my mail and Im pretty sure visiting cop puts you on at least one list, so maybe Im right to be paranoid. Regardless Im gonna continue exploring my fetish and if I ever get in trouble I can just snap my neck :)
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>>713922837
4chan has an age limit.
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>>713916111
Please tell me that girl isn't his biological kid
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>>713923074
Nsfw boards have an age limit.
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>>713922887
>I used to post them
"Used to" doesn't help me soften this snake now.
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>>713916260
How is she dying? Loss of blood?
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>>713923050
not to mention the new laws they're trying to pass so they can take over my CPU with their built in radio chips and plant cp so they can blackmail me into doing what they want
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BUMP LIMIT!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!
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>>713923156
>Nsfw boards have an age limit.
You are wrong and a faggot.
http://www.4chan.org/rules
>2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
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>>713923050
I like COPP because I can easily use the chat to temporary expose whoever I want, and then once I cum I can just end it right then and there.

It's really a one of a kind website. Too bad about the FBI thing. I guess since I'm Canadian, I don't have to worry about that?
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>>713922961
Nah, it's like 3:30am and I don't rlly feel like getting up and turning on the lights for this/getting a piece of paper for a timestamp.
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>>713922900
It's great ain't? It's like emptying a tank of water off your back or something
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>>713922554
okay sooo basically you have to write about two different movies that correlate to eachother in different ways like the matrix maybe how its editing style is ect to another movie lol
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>>713923161
> soften this snake.

You get the implication the person typing has a vag and you're instantly erect, now? Huh.

That's interesting.
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>>713923359
That's the new /b/, I guess.
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>>713923014
Sorry, my dude. May I recommend you some female-friendly lesbian porn?
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>>713923373
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>>713923328
yes, great site. It was such a relief finding it for the first time and realizing I wasnt alone with my fetish. I also dislike how hard it is to delete forum posts
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>>713923359
Girl, I feel you.
The laziness is real.
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>>713923393
Yeah! I love that they're also rlly nonjudgmental like weird shit I do the average therapist has seen wayyyyyy worse.
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>>713923504
It's more than hard, it's literally impossible unless you do it within 15 minutes.

Similar to deleting a pic off 4chan.
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>>713923050
Woah woah, what's so bad about COPP? I've only just found out about it a few weeks ago and it's amazing. What it so bad about that website that it's getting me put on a list?
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>>713923442
I enjoy the fuck out of a woman's body and I'm not sorry. In the spirit of new /b/, you do whatever you you want to do.
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>>713923509
I mean if it wasn't so late I rlly would but honestly it's so much effort for so late at night
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>713923612
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>>713923679
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>>713923435
what can I say...the old /b/ I'd have been doxxed by now for no tits
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>>713923611
Other than the pop ups, viruses and ads, it is amazing lol, but there are NO mods. Meaning, people post illegal shit there and it stays pretty much forever.
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>>713921564
I would but I dont want her to be identified and linked to this thread. I love the thought of her being perved and raped by strangers though, I post her in fb fap threads all the time
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>>713923552
Threads crashing

Hope you get better, anon.
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>>713923720
She probably shops from a "Big Box" store.
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>>713923745
>what can I say...the old /b/ I'd have been doxxed by now for no tits
Yea, that would have happened. I don't wish your life to get fucked but I do miss the old /b/ and women are sexy as hell.
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>>713923769
Ah okay gotcha. I haven't found anything illegal, I only have used the website for popular youtubers and stuff. and I never post anything on there so I'll hopefully be fine.
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>>713923853
the hell is a "Big Box" store
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>>713923851
Thank you bud. Have a swell night.
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>>713923853
Fat lipped pussies are the best.
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>>713923790
>713923790
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>>713923611
some people use the site as a front/rally point for cp. Also I feel like the gov keeps an eye out any time under 18 girls are posted somewhere, even if its technically legal. Not because they should, but because they can
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>>713923925
what in particular do you miss about it? I rlly only miss the pedo raids, but now half of them are on here making Loki threads.
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>>713923998
This:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big-box_store
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>>713924093
*loli
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>>713924014
:-D
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>>713922058
Greetxt
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>>713924114
cheeky cunt, there has to be more to it
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I've always wanted to be a girl. I've fantasized about it ever since I was like 4, but I wouldn't want to go through any hormone therapy or surgeries though. Most of the time the results aren't pretty. It's not like I'd have the courage to tell my family anyway. I wish I had been born a girl.
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>>713924246
"Box" is a nickname for vagina.
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>>713924093
>I rlly only miss the pedo raids
I miss those raids too. Funiest when 1/2 of /b/ was raiding and the other half were 404 a cp thread. I miss OC. I miss less white knights. Today, more Femanons act fucked up and aonos are SJW in behavior. I miss, chill threads full of cool shit. /b/ has always been shit but I miss the shit /b/ that would dox and fuck up an anon that tried to personal army. I miss the /b/ that would call out a shit post or expose a fake faggot OP.
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>>713924362
Don't there only room for one Katlin Manning.
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I'm with you on all points anon. Couldn't agree more.
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>>713924617
Who?
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>>713924617
meant for >>713924362
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>>713924362
Did you relate more with girls than boys growing up?
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Me and new co-worker are standing around. I make milf joke. He goes on to tell me about back in Seattle he was banging his friends mom...and then whored her out to his drug dealer for some smack. Totally chill dude tho.
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