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New celeb thread
>>713900622
That's a prostitute not a celeb.
>>713900901
shes so nasty. perfect example of british genetics.
triangle face. no chin. wide set eyes. disgusting.
>>713900901
That's a Disney character not a celeb.
>>713900622
>mfw
>>713901061
For you >>713900901
>>713900622
blue toes give me blue balls
>>713901288
Pointy bra?
Where'd McKenzie go?
>>713900622
>>713901288
>>713901519
yes Emma!
>>713901626
This
>>713902038
<3
>>713902176
>>713902203
>>713902221
so fucking beautiful
>>713902781
There's been an awakening in my pants.
fuck off emma is an ugly dyke
>>713903126
not according to her
>>713901916
>all that plastic surgery to her face
disgusting.
>>713902781
>>713900836
>>713900622
Actually it's a guy, she was born a boy.
>>713903367
Such a nice ass
>>713903407
and here i thought we'd run out of salt
>>713903476
Yeah. It's just such a shame about the face.
>>713903568
Throw her on her hands and knees and fuck her ass. that way you don't have to see her face
>>713903518
Why isn't there a high res version of this pic anywhere? It's one of her best portraits imo.
>>713903476
Do you wanna fuck Rey's arse?
>>713903631
cumface
>>713903367
>>713903617
She also has a really hairy body
>>713901178
Id nail the shit out of her, and keep the kid. Judge me idgaf.
![New Photoshoot [2016] (i.imgur.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tJNddVz.jpg "New Photoshoot [2016] (i.imgur.jpg")
>>713903731
it's a picture from a relatively new shoot, that's simply all that's been released so far, someone's holding out big time :(
same for this one
>>713903787
>>713903751
Fuck yes
>>713903856
No condom? Respect
>>713900901
Anyone else want to stick their tongue in that armpit
>>713903902
Where do you wanna fuck Rey?
>>713903873
Kinda looks like Carl from the Walking Dead
>>713904005
My man
>>713904049
mouth seems pretty obvious
>>713904049
I wanna mount that juicy ass and pound her into the dirt
>>713904119
>>713904180
Both work
>walking down the street
>sidewalk isn't crowded at all, plenty of room for everyone
>see Emma Watson approaching
>(holy fuck it's her! it's really fucking her!......)
>heart rate increases
>palms begin sweating
>think to self (this is my only chance, I've got to make a good first impression!)
>she sees me as we get closer....about 20 feet away now
>she immediately looks at the sidewalk at her feet
>clutches her purse tighter
>(what's she doing? is she getting out her cell phone?)
>she dials 9-1 and keeps her finger on the 1 button
>I'm walking on the right side, as per social convention
>she gets as far to her right (my left) as she can
>notice her finger tremble as she nearly presses the 1 button again
>after we pass she jogs ahead, looking over her shoulder occasionally to see if I'm following
>she sees a police officer up ahead and begins talking to him, pointing in my direction
welp, time to kill myself
>>713904247
So PERKY
>>713904060
Fellow armpit lover
>>713900622
Yes Ma'am!
>>713904482
Mmm yessss
>>713903873
The low res version has been floating around the internet for at least a year now...
>>713904582
I wanna cum in her mouth
>>713904588
>New Photoshoot [2016].jpg
>has been floating around for at least a year now
gonna go with a NOPE on that one
>>713904637
Only if you get big loads
>>713904710
Classy. As. Fuck.
>>713904790
Emma knows my big loads!
>>713904908
You fucked her?
>>713904960
She's had my cum on her face and ass at least
>>713905220
Story?
>>713905338
He opens a pic of her and then jizzes on his monitor.
>>713904710
The version of >>713903518 I have was saved in June. I know I had a version of it before then too, but my HDD died in early June.
It might not be one year, but it's been around since at least Spring 2016. Seems like an awfully long time to sit on a photo set before publishing it.
>>713903367
A man sees dat ass
>>713904049
At her place, so I can leave if I want.
>>713905506
i see 1/24/2016 as the day i saved it, doubt it was more than a day or two old then, so there you go
>>713905755
But you're going balls deep in her arse right?
Emma is the cutest.
>>713905779
So in at least 10 months, why hasn't the high res been released?
>>713905954
God I wanna cum on that face
i thought this was a celeb thread
>>713905954
Umm no. Why would I stir my dick around in someone's feces, when I could fuck her right in the pussy?
>>713906604
Because some people would rather inflict pain.
>>713906707
>>713906809
needs cum
>>713900836
Jealous as hell, emma watson triggers every little fagboi
>>713906840
I love Emma's feet so much
>>713905954
I'd let her bite my dick off.
>>713901061
>>713901178
You game of thrones niglets are pathetic.
>>713906941
>>713907034
unf...
>>713906941
I love Emma's everything so much.
Thank you for posting the goddess emmabros
>>713907034
>>713907106
>>713907189
lewd time...
>>713907165
>You will never spend a cozy night inside with Em.
Why live?
>>713907133
>>713901519
Emma has a boo boo
>>713903126
Shes not that ugly, but she probably is a dyke.
>>713907375
>you will never spend a comfy night inside Em
>>713903126
You have shit gaydar and senses
>>713907670
how are Daisy's feet?
>>713907375
>>713907375
Too sad
>>713907790
tainted
>>713907626
The cute hurts more than the lewd.
>>713904005
yes please
>>713907872
damn shame
>>713907883
Youre right
>>713906989
Sophies a druggy bisexual slut who likes chav boys and Maisie is a tumblrfag who "doesnt believe in labels".
I probably fuck Maisie though.
>>713907883
not when you're this horny
>>713902966
That's a cute alien
>>713908170
>>713908437
JUST
>>713908349
Hide your eyes! She's indecent. She's in her knickers!
this hairstyle on emma thoooo, that gorgeous face....
>>713908437
the cutest
>>713908437
you just know
>tfw no Em to cuddle
>>713908629
Nah they were just friends. Funny info they only had to do 4 or 5 takes they werent looking forward to it and emma said rupert was more awkward than dan because he was silent and she didnt know what he was thinking lol. whereas dan was joking around.
Apparently dan kissing the asain chick took around 30 takes though
>>713908475
>>713908559
>>713908629
love.
>>713908882
DELETE THIS
>>713908708
Just too much
>>713908831
Ive read that too. There was a rumour that Rupert took her virginity though.
>>713909067
Emma said kissing him was like kissing her brother.
Emma doesn't date anyone famous/she works with.
cute cute cute.
>>713908983
M-My m-mistress Jessica Alba tonight fl-flushed my Jubee juice d-drink down the sink and threw m-my onion s-salami sandwich in the garbage b-because she s-said they w-weren't healthy f-for me... I-I t-told h-her I-I was hungry b-but she j-just l-laughed and s-said I c-could stand t-to skip a-a few meals anyway... She white gl-gloved the h-house from t-tip t-to kiln t-to make s-sure m-my toil for the day w-was completed... Then she s-said if I want I-I can try s-some o-of Rovers dry biscuits s-since I can't c-control m-my silly hunger urges l-like a n-normal h-human being...
>>713909214
>>713909238
mouth watering
>>713909067
Someone i know hung out with rupert in sweden and drunkenly asked about emma but he said they were just friends. The behind the scenes and bloopers stuff is pretty funny though they looked like they had a blast. Rupert is supposed to be a nice guy, my friend said he felt bad for asking but rupert said it was ok he gets asked a lot
Emma had her own bfs and had a one year relationship or more when she was 16-17 i suspect thats when she lost her virginity. Dam admits to awkwardly losing his to an older woman though
>>713909294
Oh man, snorkeling is a crazy fine eye candy show, if you're watching some hot chick in a bikini. All the motion, and lewd angles you get to see. I did it in Jamaica, and there was a seriously fine ~20 year old, that was slamming! Highly erotic to watch her!
>>713909223
There are also rumours shes a closet lesbian, so gossip is not exactly consitent...
>>713909513
>Rupert is supposed to be a nice guy,
Pretty cool about him keeping his ice cream truck stocked in case any kids want any ice cream while he's out driving around. Instead of buying a license to sell food he just gives away the ice cream.
>>713909223
so you're saying I have a chance?
>>713908882
I cant even get mad at Daniel Bruhl. Here they are toasting a couple months ago after Bruhls wife announced they were having a baby
>>713909632
Never believe lies about Em.
>>713909798
>>713909728
Actually. Yes. Get in decent shape, get a fairly good salary, meet the right people. Then there's a chance.
>>713909661
"You naughty boy. You think I'm going to masturbate for you?"
>>713909632
Thats a load of crap though, shes had many boyfriends and people who know her say shes heterosexual.
Not only that terrible gaydar on anyone who believes shes a lesbian, she acts nothing like ellen page or someone.
Here is some proof. Young emma completely swooning over Tom Felton. Pretty cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE8cbIJqXmc
>>713910162
yeah, its one of the less believable gay rumours out there.
I could believe Daniel Radcliffe is gay though.
>>713908349
Looks like they airbrushed her pussy so we couldn't get a good look at it.
>>713908947
more of her. she was pretty sweet looking in independence day 2.
>wanted to masturbate to Emma
>get feels because no qt Em gf instead
>>713910355
its probably hairy as fuck.
I have a feeling the lesbian meme is the same as the feminism meme and the "she's a guy" meme, all the same people saying the same stupid shit.
>>713909687
I thought they were all good actors especially as they grew up. I wish they would throw more money at them for HP sequels, i miss Rupert and seeing them again together would be cool. No cursed child shit though, proper focus on them and not kids.
Rupert can make his own ice cream brand and have multiple trucks
and speaking of Harry Potter
>tfw no anorexic Luna gf.
>>713910428
Hang on for a few more years and you'll at least have virtual Emma.
>>713910504
Probably. She is a feminist though, but i doubt shes as extreme as the ones she gets compared to.
>>713910689
the ass was fat
>>713910319
Oh yeah, I would not be surprised at all if he came out.
>>713910715
Feminists don't have a sense of humor.
>>713910689
love her big british tombstone teeth
>>713910715
that doesn't matter to the goobers on this website. any hint of "hey maybe we should not be pricks to everyone" gets met with SJW-tier amounts of triggering.
Yes
>>713910715
Yea not him, she doesnt seem too radical to me, even heard her talk about certain things like championing her father and fatherhood and addressing mens mental health and suicide. Just being associated with it has gotten her lots of heat.
>>713910859
Emma ha ma good sense of humor and she has great comedic timing
>>713910859
That's true, but their bullshit is funny.
>>713910715
She is. But she is reasonable enough about it which is quite fine. She's not going to get all triggered about shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXmbroD2Reg
>>713910405
>>713910979
Emma and Katy, covered in oil and scissoring the shit out of each other...
>>713911297
her sister is drop dead gorgeous
dumb thread title most of these celebs have been working for years now
>>713910504
Its pretty much this. The good ol' I have to say stupid shit on the internetitis. Emma gets talked about so much and she was so popular so starting 7 or 8 years ago comments would pop up and theyve been exponentially growing. To the point where people start denying shes popular and attractive to a lot of people
>>713911297
this emma watson circle jerk is fucking ridiculous get a board you faggots
>>713911467
dat ass
>>713911482
no shit. she's no even hot. she has a dude's face and her tits are shit tier.
>>713911391
the Denise Richards movie?
>>713911445
I dont personally find her that attractive, she just isnt my type, but calling her ugly is ludicrous.
>>713905506
>>713903873
>>713903731
I will try to find it friends
I can't wait for BatB. So soon.
>>713911743
she's playing belle, but she has the jaw of gaston.
>>713911482
/b/ is a board.
You could go make your own celeb thread and contribute to whoever you wanted to if you wanted faggot.
>>713906904
She triggers Harvey.
Harvey is not a fag.
Harvey is a hero.
>>713911990
>implying he didnt rape her.
Cuteness will prevail over hate.
>>713911990
always liked her with long hair
>>713911990
Why's that fat fucking kike grabbing her like that?
>>713910319
>>713910319
Yea poor guy. He seems nice too tho relatively speaking
>>713907790
wgaf
>>713908481
but those legs are beyond decent! I'd call them among the best on earth.
>>713911482
>celeb thread
>complain about a really liked celeb
You dun goofed faggot. People like emma post who you wish. Also she is barely posted during the day
>>713912186
google Harveys girls
>>713912208
I think it would be do him a lot of good to come out.
There was a rumour he fucked Tom Felton (dont blame him if he did, im bi and Felton was hot at the time of the last couple of HP films)
>>713912398
>really liked
>>713911990
Yea look at the rest of that set faggot. Typical nigger. She actually looks like shes about to fight the papa and they are holding her back
>>713911297
she is VERY lesbian and proud
>>713912186
Because emma was actually really pissed off at the papa. But only that one picture gets posted
imagelimit. I need to sleep.
May you have cute Emma dreams bros!
>>713912801
>>713912801
Have a good night emmabro great emmas ITT emmabros
>>713911351
Fuck yes my cock
tfw no emmaroom fun
>>713912955
New thread is here
>>713912955
>>713912955
>>713912955
Well done, everyone. See you all at the Emma thread tomorrow.
>>713912599
>>713912599
I could see that would explain why felton never liked emma lol he said he knew she liked him
>>713903896
if emma signed a pic for you, would you keep it clean or end up jizzing all over it?
>>713911922
google emma watson golden ratio. having a weak jaw is bad genetics, you dont want a weak jawed son
>>713913608
Thats a fucking question. Lamination?
>>713913889
but then your man seed won't ever touch her handwriting
Emma has a pair of sunglasses for sale for charity on ebay at the moment. If any of you guys are obsessed enough and have some hundreds to blow.
>>713914273
Is that really anything special?
>>713904482
>>713904060
>I have a foot fetish
>keking over here at the guys liking armpits
The human brain is weird.
>>713914414
i bought her sex head doll replica on ebay
>>713914646
you will always be connected to Emma after that, it's like if secretly sneaked into her house and you shot a load in her clean panties, then you know your cum will have touched her pussy
>>713914823
how much? also post pic, i cant believe this bullshit
>>713914414
Those glasses are kind of adorable. How much do you think the final bid will be though. It could get near 1k, perhaps easily. If it had a picture with her in them I would consider bidding
>>713915118
Yeah, richfags can feel free just figured I'd mention it.
>>713906604
spoken like a true virgin
>>713915062
330 it was the first produced of its kind they will be sold for 1500 sometime ill oost in the next thread. sex head doll. ive actually fucked the eyelashes off a little
>>713914964
I guess I would do it. I would make sure the picture she signed was well made so it wouldnt ruin it
>>713915550
just saw it, you lucky bastard
