how do you want to die?
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how do you want to die?
>>713880792
What the hell could be burning inside of a wind turbine?
>>713880792
Alone.
>>713880792
In style.
>>713881178
Ever fucking thing can burn inside a wind turbine, how dumb are you, it's obviously on fire.
>>713880792
direct nuke hit
In my sleep, like my dad did.
>>713881178
why the fuck not? lots of power related machinery in there
do you think they transfer the mechanical power down the tower before converting it?
>it would be extremely retarded
>>713880792
I just dont. It really piss me off that I have to.
>>713880792
Happily.
>>713880792
Are they kill?
>>713881783
Hahahahahahahahahaha! Jokes on you. There is no happiness.
>>713880792
I want my death to be worthy of Valhalla, I want my spirit to be led by a valkyrie to the great Odin himself
>>713880792
tfw your driving down the freeway and see this
I want to go through the pearly gates backwards, on fire, in a Ferrari with a 19 y/o underwear models gob round me cock.
Not much to ask?
Snu-Snu
>>713881891
This
>>713881885
I already know that, motherfucker.
>>713880792
Being a hero in a bank robbery. Or something along the lines of that.
If I fail, I die young before I become a disappointment.
If I succeed in being a hero, I'll at least have some sort of reputation.
>>713880792
i remember this
one of them tried running back down the stairwell and burned to death and the other one tried climbing down a blade and fell to his death
rip
>>713881178
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allotropes_of_phosphorus
>>713880792
Aware. My biggest fear is dying and not knowing what's going on
>>713882333
I bet you didn't know you were gonna get trips.
>>713882333
checked
why would you want to know what is going on?
>>713881552
For you
Doing a stunt involving fire and trucks and naked women while overdosing on opioids
>>713882789
Also wild animals
Painlessly
like a real gentlemen on a sinking ship
>>713882541
Because if he didn't know, he'd never be able to find out why he died. Isn't that depressing?
I wanna die with a clear conscience, leaving the world distinctly better than how it was during my lifetime, and without drawn-out, excruciating pain beforehand.
Doing what i love
>>713882541
So I don't have to fight it, and can accept what's about to happen.
By aware, I mean feeling conclusive. Knowing what's going to happen to my loved ones, feeling like I spent my time rightfully, and small things like even knowing where my loved ones are in the last few conscious seconds I have. If they're there with me, all the better; but if I were to get in a car crash it would bring me peace in the last few seconds I have to know that my wife is safe and comfortable at home before hearing the news. Same with friends. I don't want loose ends, I want to know that I'm dying while in somebody's heart. Thinking of your last few moments really highlights who you want to be there.
>Be me
>year is 2085
>we've been doing interplanetary space travel for a while now
>I'm part of a crew on a ship pushing the boundaries of how far we can go
>we notice planet a fw light years away that seems to be able to sustain human life
>order comes in
>it's our job to check it out
>we draw straws
>I'm chosen to fly the one man space craft to check out the surface while the rest of the crew stays in the main ship slightly out of orbit to planet
>as I'm descending freak asteroid takes out main ship
>fuck wut do
>I'm left with no option but to attempt to get back to civilization with my little one man exploratory ship.
>run out of fuel not even a 1/20 of the way back to nearest human life
>my ship drifts for weeks while I eat the meager emergency food places on my lil ship
>eventually I get pulled into the gravity of some distant moon and with no fuel left I can't escape it
>crash
>sit in the cockpit while I starve looking out at the whole universe
>die hungry but peacefully knowing that none will ever find me or know what happened to me
Not trying to be a faggot or funny this is how I want to die. I've thought about this shit before
>>713880792
alone with a shotgun, smokes, and booze.
>>713880792
the same way I was born
>naked
>covered in blood
>screaming
>>713880792
I don't really care how, just soon please.
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I want to be 100 years old and get shot by a jealous husband.
>>713883497
>>713881552
wait, but couldn't they?
put in some gears and transfer the mechanical energy in form of a spinning stick that is inside the tower support
>>713883555
Based. And checked.
>>713883555
I like you
>>713880792
Lasers. I've said it so many times before. Nobody ever dies from lasers. They're futuristic, unique, special. Lasers. I don't really mind how but if I had a choice something dramatic, a serious malfunction or meltdown and be severed into several pieces by obscenely intense lasers.
>>713883587
The word Xanax in there explains it all
>>713883307
Fuck that. I would like to be listening to awesome music, drunk, and/or high, dick wet, and holding a gun or wheel in the fucking desert or snow.
>>713883823
This always looks so clean and easy in sci-fi, but I bet an actual death by literal lasers would be pretty excruciating, man.
>>713880792
shoot myself in the head after downing half a bottle of Jack Daniels single barrel whiskey and smoking my 3 last spliffs while watching the sunrise from the side of a cliff.
>>713881891
>>713882104
Not going to happen sat on 4chan.
>>713883414
WINRAR
/thread
>>713880792
I would like to suicide bomb a "safe space" at full capacity. If none are available for my needs a mosque will do.
>>713880792
Hydrogene bomb epicentre the moment I climax for the last time.
>>713883623
PATENT PENDING
>>713880792
Not by leaving my safety/escape equipment behind because "nah, we won't need that".
>>713880792
I want to leave on my own terms. I'm old, my wife left this world 3 years ago. My children have their own families now. I had a stroke earlier this year. My health is deteriorating despite living a healthy lifestyle. I don't want to be a burden on society, much less my children and grandchildren. I just want something quick and painless without leaving a horrible mess. Life is long. I just want it to be over now.
>>713883857
I want there to be explosions and fire, shells whistling by.
I want two different people's blood on me and my clothes.
I want to hear gears in tanks and ground to air missiles in the distance.
Jets overhead carpet bombing targets ahead.
>>713884007
I'm 36 and what is this?
Like seriously, can anyone explain the safe space meme to me? I'm a liberal, I voted for Bernie, and apparently that puts me in the demographic that's into this shit but I have no idea what they actually are. And they sound faggy as fuck. I'm probably about to go back to school. Will I encounter these safe spaces there? Prepare me for this, please.
>>713880792
gloriously!
>https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/beats
Come join us, we're playing music
Live chat, come meme ofut
-.Molly
>>713883889
Yeah you could be right. I'm not worried about it being clean or painless (I mean, I'll be dead after anyway), but something about lasers is special.
A club, a gun, drugs... how... material.
>>713883316
You're a fool for not flying to the planet.
>>713884225
I feel you. It was a good answer. Got me thinking.
>>713884007
A god damned sexual tyrannosaurus
>>713882104
Nobody's ever gotten to Valhalla by saying This. How do you really want to go, coattail boy?
>>713883823
We have a way of dying from lasers.
It's called chemotherapy
>>713880792
Ripped apart and eaten by wolves.
Let my body return to the life cycle
Peacefully in my sleep,
unlike the rest of the people in my car......
>>713884466
Why not die in a forest and become one with the fungus?
>>713880792
by snu-snu
>>713884164
I'll die when I'm in the fucking mood.
>>713884430
We also have alternative ways to die from lasers. Chemo is more of a gradually degeneration and can't be solely attributed to the ray itself. I'm talking white hot, dangerously unstable and scything me into four.
>>713884617
We should be so lucky.
>>713882241
Holy shit, this isn't a shop!
>>713884225
with a powerful enough laser aimed at the right spot, nothing could be more painless, something vaporizing your brain at the speed of light would be a very efficient way to go. To get one powerful enough though it will probably not be a visible light laser. Probably x-ray.
>>713880792
i don't care, i'm just ready to fucking go
>>713884073
Ideally on mecca or some other place with tonns of sandniggers
>>713880792
Ground zero of a thermonuclear explosion while at the peak of an orgasm.
>>713880792
Like this pls
>>713881405
A Big vat of acid slowly deteriorating away
>>713884698
No shit newfag.
>>713881854
yes
>>713883994
>>713883623
Never thought about it before but I guess they could but it would be much more expensive.
>>713884719
Hmm. I'm okay with that. If anything, something that incredibly powerful that we can't even see if even more impressive. Just as a God we cannot see will choose to strike someone down, so too will this invisible force.
"I want to die defending Islam! ALLAH AKBAR!"
> in it for the virgin sky pussy
>>713884244
Eh it's got to be a moon. >No atmosphere so I can get a clear look at all the galaxies around me.
>Barren, lifeless landscape asking me to become part of it
>no one knows where to look for me or find me
Don't tell me how I want to die
>>713883623
>wasting half the power on additional torque
dont do dat
>>713883889
Depends if the laser slowly cuts you up from crotch to head like a James Bond scenario or if you get one hot blast to the brain by some dumb kid with a ray gun.
>>713885342
Until you die and you're awarded your 72 4chan OP's.
>>713884073
Or even first time
>>713884719
I'm thinking like Star Trek lazers. Them fucks just instantly disintegrate when Picard ain't being a pussy and sets phasers to stun
>>713885468
kek zing
>>713885467
Ray gun before Bond but as my comment said earlier, huge malfunction, devastating beams of impossibly volatile rays which scythe me perfectly and effortlessly into several pieces.
>>713885467
>James Bond scenario
Good Kek
>>713885604
>instantly disintegrate
You're thinking of disruptors, man. And the Federation doesn't use those.
>>713883316
Quit thinking about dying so much faggot
>>713881178
lol fucking moron
>>713881178
It is funny to me because some of the components that will burn in these things create phosgene gas when ignighted. Phosgene gas is a nerve agent. So much for "green" energy. Also, consider that the amount of pollutants that this one turbine created when it burned is more than even the shittiest of diesel trucks from the mid 90s will produce in its entire service life...good job green freaks.
>>713885735
Shit I just actually laughed. Thanks anon you're right
>>713880792
On top of a skyscraper, with a glass of $2000+ champagne as an asteroid slowly descends into our planet and I watch it destroy nearly 5 billion years of history. I wouldn't be there to see it start. But I would to see its end.
That or if I had a terminal disease and could do anything, dress up wile e coyote. Tape a stick and posterboard sign to my hand that says "ouch" shoot out the windows of the Sears Tower and jump. With all the phones around there, it would be the most epic suicide ever.
Run this through google translate.
.
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
>>713884172
It's a college thing for entitled kids. Often used as a strawman argument against all democrats in general but not really a real thing.
>>713883625
Trips make it inevitable.
We'll definitely not gassed by kikes or reverse kikes or converted kikes
>>713886008
Nah
>>713881178
retard
>>713880792
Die without dying
>>713880792
Sue of side
Like Cole, Virgil Cole in flight of the intruder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFZ7Woo53K4
>>713885363
A moon isn't a bad way to die, I'm just saying the decision to reverse course mid-descent on to a potentially habitable planet is foolish. But by all means, die how you wish. Personally I would bail from the ship and float among the stars.
Trying to save someone else then dying tragically and painfully
>>713880792
i want to asphyxiate on Mars years before any other person steps foot on the planet
>>713884156
The hanging things always looked like a good way to go. Not the brooks way but the Robin Williams way. Hang yourself from three feet off the ground kind of laying down and letting the noose cut the blood flow to your brain. Like a season finale of The Choking Game. First you pass our, then you die. Looks pretty effective but do your research first cause I might be full of it.
Being 99 years old, and shot in the head by an angry father of an 18 year old 10/10 accusing us of banging.
And be guilty of it.
>>713883712
Check 'em.
>>713883623
Found the stem faggot. Do the world a favour and wait to gather some real world experience before you go speaking nonsense that you think you learned in ap physics.
>>713880792
Stupid not to bring a parachute
>>713884582
No. It's got to be shopping mall wolves.
I've often thought of how the 911 passengers felt as they careened into smithereens with the Mohammad Attah crew. Fuck that shit,I'da had to go all Todd Beemer on their asses and go into the ground clawing and nut kicking those mudslimes all the way to eternity. And get a chunk of granite in a field somewhere with your name on it to boot...
>>713886898
Coz you would regularly jump from these things on a day to day basis for your job?
Kill yourself
>>713886493
Nigger wouldn't you instantly disintegrate? The only thing that keeps our skin on us is atmosphere and in a vaccuum our bodies would just fall apart
>>713887278
You are a fucking idiot.
>>713884315
>now kiss
>>713886608
Lame, see >>713883316
hanged for believing in something
>>713886008
>mfw
>>713881178
9/11
that's the reason
rip
Maybe find myself in one of those last person alive on earth scenarios. And then just do crazy shit til the loneliness lead and to kill myself
>>713887567
Jet fuel can't burn wind turbines
with such magnetic resonance it encapsulates time in that brief moment to which my being rests with content
....or maybe just balls deep inside a qt 3.14 japanese midget
I do NOT want my family to pay for a funeral, so some way where my body is just gone I gues
>>713886450
They dropped some Hades bombs on his ass!
>>713887278
If I were stupid enough to go up there I would definitely bring a parachute.
They were stupid and died because of it.
>>713887358
>Nigger wouldn't you disintegrate instantly?
No.
https://www.cnet.com/news/what-happens-to-the-unprotected-human-body-in-space/
>>713881319
Granted
>>713886584
And the person you tried saving dies with you but not before a hot sloppy kiss.
>>713881178
The wind will put it out, don't worry
>>713886880
>>713885370
>>713885168
>>713884111
No, I think it might work, It will loose a lot of energy due to the torque, but if you build them all in a line, they will all power one generator. This generator can be much bigger and therefore more efficient. I attached a schematic for my plan.
>>713888173
She snowballs him.
>>713881891
Odin don't like /b/tards
By my own hand
>>713886880
Holy shit get mad, dude. Lot of wind turbine engineers in this thread.
>>713881765
pussy
>>713880792
I think I'd have tried to shimmy down a propeller (and hopefully not slide off) and then try to jump for the base and if my arms could wrap around it slide on down to the ground. But the chances of either of them happening were zilch - the thing is probably too wide for me to wrap my arms around anyway. I imagine now it's SOP to bring a fire extinguisher with you up there when maintaining these wind turbines.
>>713882932
this, pretty much
>>713887358
LOL, one atmosphere of pressure difference. Okay
>>713880792
Now
>>713881891
Brohalla
>>713880792
i want to die like my grampa did, he died peacefully in his sleep, not like all the other people screaming in terror in the car he was driving when he fell asleep
>>713888223
>not knowing conservation of energy
These are old. Pretty sure an alternator per turbine is the most convenient way to go about it. It would technically work, but it would be extremely inefficient.
>>713880792
Getting my dick sucked by a woman at least 60 years younger than me shortly after doing a line of coke and oxy while an IV drip of alcohol floods my body.
One of most intresting way to die due to windmill explosion while enjoying fhres afternoon fuck. I mean NO TO WINDMILS
>>713885875
What that one (or all in the world) burnt turbine produces in greenhouse gasses is completely negligible compared to what coal-burning power plants shit out into the atmosphere.
It's about statistics. These fires are rare (and will get even more rare as the technology improves) and the amount of pollutants is negligible in the grand scheme of things, compared to fossil fuel-based power generation.
Stop being retarded and take that MAGA hat off, you look silly.
>>713883316
this is cool.
>>713885875
You're a dipshit. This wind turbine on fire generates way less pollution than probably 100 cars do in a year.
Also if there is phosphorus materials it wont make phosgene when heated retard. It will make Phosphine, they are quite different. Phosgene doesnt even have phosphorus atoms in it dumbass.
Id like to die on my own terms. Like if im old and life sucks I'd do a big ole speedball and hopefully after the coke wears off i go into severe respiratory depression and die.
