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we guess age and job by shoes we are wearing
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>>713831011
12
faggot
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>>713831250
no fun it it. you guessed right
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>>713831011
checked
21, doorman at a gay club
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>>713830963
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>>713831011
clearly a fag,

>not rolling denim with your doc martens
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I CANT GET A JOB CAUSe OF DA MOTHER FUCKING 99% GIVING MY 1% ASS A BAD NAME... AT THE CLUB AND SHIT FUCKING SPILLING OUT ON TO THE ROAD KNOCKING ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE OUT AND GETTING EM TO ACCOST ME AND SHIT AND EM ALL LIKE GIVE ME 1 SEMESTER OF UNIVERSITY SO I CAN BECOME ULTRA METH HEAD AND SHIT
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>>713831884
35
prepperfag
wearing army surplus shit
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>>713831884
Clearly a marine in the field.
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>>713831462
OP here. This made me laugh loudly
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>>713831587
nigger
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>>713832057
Makes sense. Boots would be unserviceable, don't even look the right size. But that's still a marine fatigue pattern.
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Yee haw
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>>713832262
22
Barman at a gay club
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>>713832262
18
goatroaper
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>>713832307
I am 22, but no
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>>713832251
what size are you? It seems you have very tiny foot
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>>713832347
Nooope
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>>713832307
if its still you you have some serious obsesion with gay clubs
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>>713832262
OP here, Hey I know you you are the barman from the gay club where I am the doorman!
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>>713832388
11-1/2

perspective, /b/ro. perspective
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>>713832256

>unservicable
>implying I care about the standards

less than 80 days left in, why would I dump money on new boots?
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>>713832433
nah, I just tell you what I see.
if he isn't he's in denial and should consider a carreer change.
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>>713832476
Im not a barman!
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>>713833070
just a joke, i am not doorman
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>>713830963
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>>713833381
16, student
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>>713833451
No.

Good try though.
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>>713830963
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>>713833381
I wear those but in leather you poor fucking faggot

no offense
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>>713833070
>>713833313
kek
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>>713830963
I don't have shoes on.
its fucking 2 am.
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>>713833943
The leather ones look a bit too stiff. Did it take a while to break them in?
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>>713834154
aerobic fag
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>inb4 nigger
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>>713834463
nah, hypebeast. Comfiest shoes I've ever worn by far.
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>>713831884
What's up, man
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>>713831011
age: 16
job: sjw
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I go through two pairs a year. These are 7 months old. Just a hint.
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>>713831884
As someone considering doing OCS after college, is the military worth giving a try? My family doesn't want it because they think I'm "too smart" but I think it'd be the perfect setting for me.
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>>713834507
34

NEET
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>>713834687
I use a pair of these as well. When it's colder.
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>>713834803
That whole "too smart" shit is retarded. Just do what you think is gonna be good for you man. I'm not the marine you're asking, but I like being a marine. It's shitty, but that's the point
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>>713832307
Weld student ur unemployed
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>>713834971
Forgot picture..
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>>713834970
2500
retired
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>>713834667
26, politicaly exact oposite, in my country this is more of a right wing fashion
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>>713835077
kek
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>>713835068
45
peep show janitor
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>>713835172
ffs i bursted laughing
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>>713834507
Brothafucker is fat as shit. Your fat ass doesn't work you pedo
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>>713834972
So it's not weird that it being shitty is kinda the reason I want to do it? I'm nominally patriotic but I honestly think I could perform well and it meets what I look for in a job.
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>>713832262 horseshoer, 50ish?
>>713833381 underage, doing the dishes for mom
>>713833929 undergrad in humanities
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>>713835172
Sadly no lol. 10 years younger and tourist guide in the north.
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>>713835376
transvestite furry fag
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>>713834970

82

Nigger Cotton Picker
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>>713835266

6

Daddy's little fuck toy
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>>713835677
You're 42, and a full-time dad
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>>713835677
19, gypsy drifter
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>>713835242
Guess the angle was pretty bad
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>>713835497
wrong in every single way anon
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>>713835376
21
moscow prostitute
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>>713834658
>>713831884
17

POG
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>>713835739
>>713835749
thats a wide range
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check
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>>713835767
> shit stained floor
> black
> no socks
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>>713835893
close
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>>713835677
im 34 and a nuclear engineer
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Alright.
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Go
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>>713834803
If you're seriously considering joining then you are obviously not "too smart" It's the worst pay for the shittiest peon shit you can imagine.

Oh right, and you can entertain some idiotic delusions of grandeur like proud you're a tool like half of those dorks, too if you think that's so cool.

Having known many military vets in many stages of their experiences, the #1 positive thing people reference is friendship. Well, I don't know about you, but I can make friends just find without signing years of my life over to people who don't give a shit, and for shit pay.
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>>713836252
>>713836252
running on booze and cocaine
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>>713836258
19
gigolo
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>>713830963
"Muh Brunos!"
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>>713836252
nigger kicks
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>>713836317
Even as an officer? I have friends with small town accounting jobs who make slightly less than what a lieutenant in the army would make (depending on combat/training/etc).

Here's the thing. I am fairly smart, or at least I've been told so my whole life. I'm well read. I do have problems motivating myself while in college due to lack of interest in my major (economics). I don't see myself doing well in the business world. I've considered pursuing a career as a college professor of english. The way I see the army is guaranteed pay, housing, and I have someone to tell me what I need to do rather than constantly fucking up my own plans. I don't want to be a hero or even a patriot. I don't mind shooting at people and I'm not afraid of being killed. I'm an okay leader while also being good with people. I see soldiering as a job just like anything else.
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>>713836557

18
Plays Runescape. Your favorite band is U2 and you dream of becoming a real programmer/haxzor
You sport a fedora, a greasy ponytail and glasses.
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>>713836337
>>713836621
Wow, you guys are shit at guessing. I'm a white straight-edge (ghost) producer.
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>>713836770
Well dude, it's your life to sign away I'll be honest and tell you what my intuition tells me about you. It sounds like you need to face your life instead of running away to the military as a perceived escape to actually making decisions in your life and being independent.
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>>713836080
>I'm not a janitor
>opposite of black
>socks
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>>713837113
then youre even more of a cunt than we claimed
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>>713834890
21

NEET
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>>713836557
Got the age right but everything else wrong
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>>713836216
just because you work at a nuclear power plant does not make you a nuclear engineer, fagatron 5000.
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Do it fags
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>>713836258
62

peterpan or tooth fairy
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>>713836434
>>713837722

This is what you came up with?
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>>713837113
pretty convenient that you're a "ghost" producer, so that you cant really link anything you've done as solid proof.

faggot.
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>>713837696
You're an office worker sitting at your desk in your modular cubicle surrounded by other people similar to you.

I'd guess no older than 20's for still giving enough of a shit to post.
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>>713837850

is that not what it says on your screen fuckwit??
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>>713838081
14

Novice neckbeard
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>>713836770
Dude, I'm telling you, I think you should do it. You sound like you want to, but you're worrying too much about everyone else's opinions. I'm the same way about needing someone to tell me what to do. If i wasn't in the military, I'd still be working dead end jobs, doing nothing. Now I get to do some really legit training, and learn/see things I'd never get to as a civilian. Since you're smart, you can get a good job, plenty of cool experiences, and probably great opportunities after you get out. Do it man
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>>713837986

Were you not loved as a child?
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sorry for the bad angle
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>>713838193
>38
>Sells beyblades
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>>713838193
You use to finger your anus.
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If anyone even guesses the correct field, let alone Job I will be impressed. Age probably won't be overly hard.
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>>713838660
>used to

What's this "used to" shit?
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>>713838641
6 years off, and what about beyblades? is that a good market? am I missing a golden opportunity?
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>inb4 nignog
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>>713838682
I can't imagine anyone but a teenager or maybe early 20's student wearing something like that.
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>>713838641
kek
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>>713838802
Early 20's yes, finished Uni about 2 years ago.
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>>713836216
You mean 34 and a Faggot engineer right?
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>>713838772
17, grocery store
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>>713832262
21 horsegroom named kyle.
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>>713836433
tits or gtfo
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>>713838951
Noice that was me a few years back
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>>713839004
close, then
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>>713831011
38 CNC machinist

That's my guess
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>>713837359
Judging by those black socks I reckon you're a janitor
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>>713838211
20, fuck yourself with dragon dildos on live stream
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>>713838613
kek
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>>713838682
Architect
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>>713836216
*nucular faggot
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>>713839268
Nope. My artistic talent is almost non-existent.
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>>713839330
24
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>>713838682
oil and gas?
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>>713839653
No.
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>>713839087
retailer in your 20s?
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Converse All Stars, the original chuck's, black and white.
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>>713837208
It's not that I've necessarily failed in anything. By most people's measures I'm doing okay. I just feel unfulfilled and uninterested in everything that's expected of me. I do think there's some merit in what you've said.
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Planning on getting some new shoes with my next paycheck.
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>>713838917
So are you unemployed? Art student? "writer"? Some kind of liberal arts shit?
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>>713834803
if they take medicare away, your ass will want the healthcare. "Too smart", you can't be too smart, you're asking on 4chan.
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>>713839254
22
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>>713837879
In an environment where you're selling the people the idea that the artists they listen to are the artists that write and engineer the music (commercial House), no shit would I not tell people details that would help somebody know who I am. But if you really want to listen for some reason, the label I am signed to is the same label I ghost for (it's a subsidiary of Spinnin' called HEXAGON). All of the music on said label, as well as a few tracks on Spinnin' before HEXAGON was made are produced by the same team of people. Not that those people work on each song, but that the entire catalogue is a handful of people's work, despite there being many more 'artists'/products. The same is very common in some major recording studios, for example a lot of 90s metal and pretty much every commercial hip hop song that's come out in the last 10 years.
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>>713839660
Nope
>>713839965
See:
>>713839559
>Nope. My artistic talent is almost non-existent.

Nobody is gonna guess it anyway so here you go. If anyone is actually interested I work in the mental health field of nursing.
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>>713834803
Nothing wrong with joining up. I'd figure out what branch, MOS, etc.
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wot
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>>713840142
Yeah, that would have taken 20 attempts to get there at least... How do you like it?
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>>713837015
26, security job
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>>713839950
Library, 22, faggot
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>>713830963
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>>713840098
17 emocore student
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>>713840142
Nursing is a respectable profession. I helped a lot of college kids with their nursing projects when I worked as a librarian. Fuck me, I wouldn't want to have to go through that.
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>>713839872
Everyone feels the pressure as they get closer to finishing their college degree, friend. It can be an alarming time when you realize you can't just keep going to school forever and have to actually make a paradigm shift in the flow of your life. It can feel like anything from fear to just an ebbing feeling of being underwhelmed at the results for all the effort. This is very common.

That's what I meant about running away. I didn't mean to imply that you're running away from any personal failures, but rather running away from having to stand on your own versus basically going to the military to be a "new student" again and have your life dictated for you.

It's all about perceptions. Be careful about glamorizing what's on the other side of the fence. You may find it's the same shit once you've been there a while.

And perhaps more importantly: You're still you no matter what shoes you wear.
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>>713840523
38, engineer. CLOSE THO
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>>713834803
Too smart? That's what they have the ASVAB for, that's what really dictates not smart enough or "too smart". There are tons of jobs with high knowledge requirements not just on your asvab, but stuff like your GT score. That's gonna be a huge determining factor in what you can and can't do.
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>>713840436
>Library
Used to work at one.
>22
Nope.
>Faggot
Absolutely.
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yall wouldnt know a real shoe like dis
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Im working from home today though.
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Basically these. Too lazy to take my own picture.
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R8
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>>713840617
34, Meth Dealer
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Have a guess /b/
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>>713840407
>How do you like it?
A lot. Mental health disorders run in my family, but so far have skipped my sister and I so it's always something that interested me.

Through a series of events, partly luck, partly work ethic and partly working there for 3 years as a wardsman while studying, I got into the DoN role within 2 years of being an RN here.

It is both mentally and physically exhausting, as much as I love the job I doubt I can work in mental health for the rest of my life it wears you down too much.

On 110k AUD/year with many benefits though which at 23 is amazing.
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>>713840664
Tits. Now.
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>>713840664
Early 20's, probably hot topic or something similar. I never could get into studded boots.
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>>713840625
50 years old and works as IT
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>>713840795
35, homeless
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>>713840831
28, neo-nazi
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>>713840854
>Hurrr durrr grill therefore tits hurrr durr

Rule doesn't apply. Fuck off newfag.
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>>713839330
ugh... budapesters...
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>>713840831
28, neo-nazi
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>>713832262
67
professional faggot
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>>713840920
18, and no surprisingly. I work at a starbucks for now, but hopefully gonna be a software engineer in the near future.
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>>713832262
24, dancer at Studz
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>>713838682
25 designer
You take it up the ass, also.
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>>713834154
15
professional turkish drug dealer
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>>713840591
I'm not him, but the ASVAB was required in my high school. Come to find out I got one of the highest overall scores in the state and I don't know shit about mechanics. I was a teenage high school student.

Of course, I never entertained the idea of joining even though they create this situation where they make you feel so special and needed just for being barely competent, when you're just another number for the recruiter. Seeing people around me upset about not doing well enough to qualify made me realize the military is for a different class of person, lol

I honestly don't see the appeal at all. I'd rather have control in my life.
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>>713840937
>>713841006
I'm 18, male, guitarist.
I don't like niggers or sandniggers but I'd hardly call myself a neo-nazi.
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>>713831884
What >>713835941 said... Definitely a shitbag POG. Look at the crack in that boot leather!! Total shitbag, and leadership doesn't care enough to smoke your balls off for being a total shitbag...

Now push, POG, PUSH!!
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>>713841129
Hopefully you make it. There's a lot of competition these days.
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>>713840926
So far off
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>>713841222
close enough
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>>713841166
Spot on.
>>713840142
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>>713832262
37
Stallion milker
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>>713830963
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>>713841282
Thanks man :) It's really fucking tough and I'm having a hard time learning, but I'll try to keep pushing through with it.
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>>713840850
What do you hate most about your job? Kind of interested.
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>>713832262
31, Brokeback Mountain
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>>713841364
319, Being a wizard who has so far remained undetected by the Mages Council and the Illuminati.
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>>713838211
what the fuck/10
27
living at your moms house on autismbux
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sorry for the bad angle
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>>713834658
Goddamn, son! THROW THEM BOOTS AWAY!!! I mean, I know your POG leadership doesn't give a fuck that your boots are that fucked up....

But if you showed up to my formation with those fuckers strapped to your feet and you weren't about to spend a month and a half in the field, you'd be low-crawling around the entire perimeter of the base!!
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>>713839372
this is the most intense bait I've ever seen
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>>713830963
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>>713840961
So, im i an outlaw Mr. OldFag?
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>>713840664
Can i please eat your as hole?
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>>713841508
Im 19 and far away from being a wiz, but I'm still aiming to become one.

ggwp, kevin.
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>>713841452
People straight out of Uni, usually young females who are perfect on paper, great grades and references.

They get on site and no amount of book smarts can help them keep their composure and defuse the situation when you have a 30 year old schizophrenic male twice your size with a pen to your throat.

Uni doesn't teach that shit and unqualified people are walking into jobs that they absolutely can not handle because they don't have the training or experience, often making situations much worse.
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>>713841678
>im i an

Do you English?

>>713841710
It's pretty dirty in there, so no-can-do bud.
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>>713830963
guess, you will be surprised
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>>713841896
What the fuck is this shit
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>>713841896
Are you Caitlyn Jenner?
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>>713833943
Oh no an extra 60$ so fucking rich

You just have away the fact that you yourself are poor.
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>>713834803
Officer life is where it's at, anon. You get the good pay, the great benefits, the excellent retirement, and the cushy office job... All's you gotta worry about is keeping up on your PT, unless you go Infantry...

DON'T listen to civilian fools like >>713836317, who clearly has never served, and is too much of an emotional infant to serve anyway...

Military life is what you make of it, anon... The number one thing to remember throughout your military career is NEVER QUIT!! No matter how bad things are looking, always push on to the objective... That's NOT to say you cannot modify your tactics, but the objective is the most important thing...

Remember your first ranks are "bitch" status, until you either get to Captain (O3), or you get a deployment patch (from a real deployment to a real warzone, not fucking Kuwait), you're a BITCH... Butterbar LT's do what Platoon Daddy says. You're basically Platoon Sergeant's wife in the relationship... And you're lower than the E3's and 4's with deployment patches.....

If I had to do it over again, I'd have joined much earlier, and stayed in much longer...
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what's wrong with /b/ lately?
so far I've posted 7 pics with a dick or balls hidden with the shoes and only 1 guy noticed?
but the boring guessing game is the highlight of the day? this place is going to hell
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>>713841896
jesus christ how horrifying
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>>713836252
I wish they made these with a white bottom all black looks horrible
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>>713835077
Kek and checked
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>>713841204

It's just simply not for everyone. I've been interested since I was a kid. Coming from a military family I had a lot of support and influence on the way.
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>>713843215
forgot pic
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>>713842641
You have it backwards, dude. You have to be an emotional infant to flourish in the military. People who are independent and self-actualizing can handle the world just fine without having their hand held by big brother you mental infant.
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>>713843215
Nope :I
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>>713840574
I appreciate the words of advice, anon.
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>>713842910
>Brainwashing to make you think you're speshul for enlisting

Yeah, I know.
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Flexin'
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>>713843354
I wasn't brainwashed, I knew what I signed up for. On top of that, I like what I do as a job. I don't regret it any of it.
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>>713843294
not the same guy, but this isn't always true. An independent person can choose to be in the military without giving up his ability to self-actualize.
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I wear boots at work but I'm clearly not at work
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>>713836793
19
Collecting autism benefits from the government
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>>713830963
Is that colin kaepernick?
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>>713843540
>I wasn't brainwashed

Yeah you were. if you're the same anon you said it yourself. You were influenced since you were a child, and your family likely glamorized the role for your consumption. It's only natural. But yeah, dude that influence and support could have been to go be a doctor or nuclear engineer or whatever instead where you get to pick where you work, when you work, and how you work because you're a real independent person.

But it wasn't. It was the military, and you should have asked yourself why.
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sup
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>>713843544
Oh sure, you can be an independent sandwich artist too. I'm talking about doing something with your life.

Whatever. It makes me feel like I'm shitting on these people's dimly lit hopes and dreams when I try to point out they can do better so whatever, enjoy your job.
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>>713844005
why are you trying to feel superior to someone on an anonymous imageboard?
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>>713844110
because, what else is there to do in life, anon?
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>>713844005
I'm sorry I'm happy with the way my life turned out, anon. Maybe one day you'll feel that same satisfaction.
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>>713840664
Tits or gtfo
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>>713844274
>Tits or gtfo

Sigh... do I have to go through this again? The rule. Doesn't. Apply. Lurk moar you massive faggot.
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>>713844110
what makes you think I feel good about it?

It's the opposite. it makes me feel bad because you niggers are too stupid and think I'm shitting on you for trying to tell you you can do better in your life.

I feel sorry for these people. I don't need you or anyone here to feel superior or to feel anything.
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>>713844005
Fuck off tumblr,the forces employs doctors,Lawyers and religious figures,I do not think you know what the reason is to join any military career path
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>>713841222
checked!
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Comfiest shoes I've ever worn. Holy shit
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>>713844388
Yeah, but the vast majority of the people in the military are piss-ants and you know it you delusional fucktard.

Some people working for Mcdonald's make hundreds of thousands of years too. Do you tell that to your fry chef?
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>>713844520
>hundreds of thousands per* year

typo
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>>713830963
Do your worst
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>>713844357
He's right, anon. He doesn't have to show his pengis if he doesn't want to.
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>>713831011
17 lesbian
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>>713844579
lesbian postal carrier?
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>>713844714
If only
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>>713844640
???
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>>713835068
30 dwarf
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>>713843785
19 factory worker
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>>713836032
78 my grand mother
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>>713832251
shun?
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>>713844834
It's ok take your time
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>>713836034
27 food truck owner
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>>713843294
And how long did you serve exactly, anon? Care to post up a DD214?
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vans shoes with darth vader
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Maroon Nazi Balances
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On the toilet
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>>713845014
17 lives with mom
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>>713838081
12 edgelord
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>>713845094
And this is where the thread starts to derail by some shoeless faggot
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>>713832262
25. Cockfag.
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>>713845094
i dont wear shoes
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>>713845073
44 farm owner
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>>713840831
21 lesbian
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>>713844005
Stop being an emotional little pussy faggot already and fuck off back to Tumblr where your omnisexual genderqueer partridgekin support group can coddle your dumb ass and praise your retarded ass-backwards world view...
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>>713845079
36 bloodworm harvester
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>>713845082
eyy almost right exept my mom's never there for me
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>>713844998
Well, just wasn't sure if you were implying I had male genitals. I'm a little slow today.
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>>713845094
27 furry scat artist
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>>713845156
som1 has to do it xD
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Go on
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>>713845005
Nigger, please. I would never consider joining the fucking military. They have nothing that I want and can offer me nothing I can't get on my own.
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>>713845381
what the fuck is that even mean hahahah 18 y.old
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>>713845355
>underage b&

MODS MODS
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>>713845406

4chan gone to shit with the 2mb limit tbh

Cba
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>>713845302
Listen to you. You're a fucking idiot fighting strawmen in your mind that don't even exist. The military is perfect for you, you delusional fucktard.
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>>713845406
41 slavik squatting amateur
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>>713845418
But you've no problem professing your expertise on the subject of military life?

Fuck off, retard.
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>>713845494
Dude, you've been here crying over someone else's life decision for like half an hour...

Grow up, get a job, and fuck off already.
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Try me you cunts.
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Beta cuxks
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>>713845599
26 starbucks employee
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>>713845708
Elon musk
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>>713845673
smol feet
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At work now actually
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>>713845696
20, good guess. As a hint i only wear these shoes because I have a size 50 foot and only hiking shoes are available in that size in my country.
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>>713845572
You sound upset. It's obvious what I'm saying is hitting home and you know it's true, but admitting it would mean admitting to yourself that you could have done better.

Anyway, you're retarded. I was talking to the guy up the thread that actually had some sense. You're just like a fucking junkie pillpusher because that's probably all you know.
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>>713845365
>today
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Try me
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>>713840801
20
Ninja for the village hidden in the leaves
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>>713845526
Yeah, dickwad, because I've known dozens of people in the military, come from an esteemed military family and I actually looked into it very seriously and wanted to believe the hype but I deemed that it's not in someone's best interest to join unless they have nothing else going for them.

And hey, I guess a lot of people just don't have shit in their lives and want someone to tell them what to do. That's fine. I'm just pointing out there are other fucking options, nigger.
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>>713845859
15, CEO f.a.g.g.o.t. of Edge&Son inc.
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>>713845073
Different colored socks and tassels on shoes with shoelaces.

It doesn't matter what age you are, you're a fucking faggot. If that's really what you walk around wearing, you should understand that people probably consider you a fucking laughingstock of a human being.
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>>713846121

Yeah... thanks but I'm in the military.
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>>713845899
Dubs totally wasted on trying to justify your own bitch-fit.

Either add to the discussion in a meaningful way, or shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to hear you crying about your superiority complex.
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>>713845859
School shooter, 17
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:^)
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>>713846190
It sounds like you do, actually.
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>>713846211

Hmmm better
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>>713845094
By the tan line on your feeties. You wear sandles
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>>713845917
Okay, maybe on more days than just today... Maybe.
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>>713846174
oh, so you're a welfare queen, my apologies
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>>713846083
You don't know military life until you've lived the life. Stop pretending to be an expert on a subject you know nothing about.
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>>713846342
Right back at you. You're so brainwashed you have no idea what real life is like.
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>>713846340

Lol sure. Thanks for paying your taxes!
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Bump
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>>713845859
part-time Ronald McDonald
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I wear these shoes and they suck. I got them on sale for 20 bucks but had to drop another 20 bucks on insoles cause Vans make the most unfomfy shoes.
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>>713846257
>I know you are but what am I!?

Sorry, but I won't continue a discussion with someone so infantile.

>pic unrelated
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>>713846318
no room is cold i actually dont feel my feets btw COME AT ME BRUH
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>>713846342
Dude, it's no fucking mystery. YOU ARE COMPLETELY DEPENDENT. And your overarching desire to validate your lifestyle is sad to see.

It's like stolckhom syndrome. You love your military and can't imagine life without it right? woo fucking hoo.
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>>713846503
>brainwashed

lol ok
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>>713846505
implying im from israel
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MUSCLE THREAD LETS GOOO BABY HOW MUCH U GUYS LIFT
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>>713846682
ONLY 10 SCOOPS? GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG C'MON
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>>713846599
I"LL COME IN YOU BRO
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>>713846789
lol
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