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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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rekt
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>>713809064
Fuck I'm surprised he lasted so long, fapping hard though.

I'd love to such out the puss of his wounds and just chew on the pussy goo
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>>713809719
Jesus fucking christ is this a zombie?
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>>713809064
for what went on there, that was less blood than what I'd thought
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>>713809064
This is why the Tank class is important
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>>713809064
He must have done something fucking bad to piss off the dude with the knife lol
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>>713810253
When the mail man brings a day late package
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>>713810377
He looks like a security guard or something
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>>713809064
The guy that was stabbed so many times didn't realize what peril he was in. He was trying to reason with stabby man.
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>>713810371
Kek
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>>713809466
>>713810253

Imagine this: You feel you're doing god's work. It feels good. You're like a spiritual James Bond. Women used to turn you down, now they're all your slaves. You're like a religious cleric with an AK47.
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>>713809064
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>>713811059
thats dope tho
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>>713810207
holy fAKKKKKKKAKKKKK story??
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>>713811535
No idea but if I was to guess I'd say maggots were laid into him by a fly and went from there.
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>>713811847
what the fuck
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>>713809466
Hahhaha wtf am I watching.
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>>713811059
You stole that from that jew guy off youtube. Smart guy whats his name again.
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too much for me.
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>>713811911
>never ever wear lose clothing near machenery.

guy in our shop was cold and wearing a lose flanel
he got caught on the lathe by his sleve
he was lucky
his arm came off at the elbow and he broke most of his ribs
he nearly died
hes so crippled he might as well be dead.
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>>713809719
Fuck man you're a real bad ass. Don't cut yourself on all those edges.
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>>713809719
sauce?
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>>713809719
Poor man, I hope he's doing better now
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>>713812057
NO ERA PENAL

(We are still memeing about this in Mexico )
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>>713810736
Yeah, because security guards carry knives to stab people.

Well maybe in shitty South American, Eastern European, Middle Eastern, and South East Asian/Pacific Island countries.
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>>713809466
do a flip
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>>713812286
Nice way to undress.
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No cute grills dying??

What kind of thread is this, I can't even fap :(
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>>713812823
Lol, really? His fucking foot? Jesus
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>>713812220
did he dedz?
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>>713809064
What's he bleeding for
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>>713812856
Careful with that edge
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>>713810207
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>713810253
What's wrong with neck?
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>>713811217
Should've put a diaper on head amirite
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>>713811535
maggots faggot
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>>713811847
That's a lucky survival on his part.
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>>713812516
Where are the snow covered mountains in Mexico?
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>>713812286
Isis putting bombs in tires now?
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>>713812325
The real question is who are the flowers for?
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>>713813302
That's their trademark.
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>>713812396
Hahaha fucking idiot! Women shouldn't be allowed near weapons of this caliber
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>>713813359
Who's they?
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>>713812942
This is how pasta is made
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>>713812057
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>>713813530
The White Chrysanthemums group.
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>>713812588
I didn't even look at it I just know it's fucked up
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>>713812454
Mad swine disease?
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>>713812823
wtf was he thinking trying to walk over
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>>713813673
Good name for a band.
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>>713810253
they need to sharpen that shit. that took too long
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>>713811254
He had raw meat in his pocket and wanted to cook it in a more efficient way can't blame the guy!
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>>713812531
As a security guard, yes I carry a knife. I'm not gonna trust my life to some fuckin pepper spray. Obviously it's not part of my actual uniform though.

>>713810736
IIRC he was a crooked cop and the victim had just snitches on him or was about to snitch on him.
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>>713813736
A pneumatic needle to the skull.
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>>713810207
Hey Bob check it out this guy's got maggots coming out the wahoo

Let's shave him Steve, you film
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>>713811254
Oops. Well, he dead. Is there a story to this?
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>>713812115
crazy rekt fucker
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>>713813272
No faggot, split rim. These things blow up as you see. Lots of retards die changing them
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>>713809719
Who is sick enough to want to fuck his festering oozeholes

You don't even need lubrication

His skin and wounds are tender enough that they just fall apart

This might even be better than pussy

This is amazing
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>>>h/4460721/
>>h/4460721/
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>>713812974
Call it edgy but seeing someone die fills me with such a weird feeling, I can't even describe it. It's like the most intimate thing someone can do, seeing their life their memories and everything they stand for just go, leaving behind a dead body. All the while they squirm and struggle to hold onto life, but ultimately fail. It's like the ultimate form of submission and I hate myself for getting off to it.

That being said post more pls.
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>>713813803
A band of fucking assassins
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>>713812011
probably forced to run without being told what was ahead. probably a prisoner of some sort
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>>713814026
Yeah he touched the high voltage wires and died

His life story? Now that's another can of worms you don't want to open
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>>713814142
Not the best name for that... Sounds more like a hipster music band. Like they open up for Fagford and Sons.
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>>713809991
flesh eating virus or krokodil
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>>713814204
Oh man that's funny

You're funny dude
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>>713814200
>Yeah he touched the high voltage wires and died
What are you a fucking retard? I shouldn't expect everyone on 4chan to have taken 8 years of medical school, but I shouldn't have to explain to you that that was nerve gas.
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>>713814129
I'm willing to bet you'll die in a retarded way, and hope to god it gets filmed so that when you choke to death in your own cum from watching all these people die we're gonna call you a faggot when it eventually gets uploaded on here
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>>713814281
Yeah probably doesn't even know what the hardest metal is.
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>>713812325
fucking pro but took 2 shots
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>>713814281
I rolled dubs so fuck you double nigger die of nerve gas getting injected into your anus by a toxic nigger vanilla dick faggot thank you
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>>713814281
Uh yeah, what the fuck do you think high voltage wires are supposed to hold dumbfuck?
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>>713812396
why was it still spinning though? dont they have a hold to use mechanism?
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>>713814160
Are you fucking kidding me? Are you retarded? Did you even watch the webm? Fucking newfags these days
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>>713814458
A pro always double taps.
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>>713812942
he got so lucky
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>>713810253
Cutting against your leg isn't very smart. He might hurt himself!

>>713813832
It's supposed to be a little dull to increase the length of time the victim is feeling pain.
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>>713814654
You must be really fucked up to shit out a balloon
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>>713814654
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>>713814521
Given the camera quality, clothing, and background, it's probably a very old machine that doesn't include the same safety features as they do today. Poor fag bought it at some pawn shop for $5-10.
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>>713812942
that fucker is lucky the dam rod broke out of the socket. he probably got away with some broke ribs and bruises
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>>713813422
im pretty sure thats a dude
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>>713814444
checked
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>>713813689
its just like a drawing or something the real thing is not here
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>>713814062
lol
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>>713810736
>>713810339
chinese cops have a fight.
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>>713814958
I'm pretty sure you're a bitch
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>>713809719
how is it still alive even?
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>>713814458
it's called double tap
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>>713811847
im going to call bullshit on this one.
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>>713812332
*unsheathes blade*

*teleports behind you*

nothing personal kid
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>>713811568
Awwww that's a fucking terrible way to go... at least she had that motherly instinct to get her kid out of harms way. A noble final action filled with love.

Goddammit I'm kinda getting feels over this one, shit.
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>>713815674

OH FUCK

I threw up a little..
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>>713813876
Stfu man, your humor is on elementary level.
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>>713810207
Well, i dont know how i feel about this
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>>713813673
>>713814142
This isn't fucking ylyl goddammit
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>>713812396
When you are this retarded...
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>>713814654
That's why you don't swallow your gum.
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BUMP
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>>713815759
Crazy because usually Chinese people don't seem to give a shit about children.
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>>713816287
That's a different breed of woman, then.
Press for to pay respects

f
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>>713816252
Get well soon doggo
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>>713816287
they don't give a shit about anyone or anything.
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>>713816166
or you'll suffer the consequences
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>>713811568
just wait till the other end of the escalator starts going red
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>>713816166
You end up homeless, naked and with a prolapse anus? The fuck kind of gum have you been chewing, nerve gas?
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>>713816019
lol too much nerve gas bro sorry
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From when rekt thread mean "haha gore" thread?
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>>713816252
Is he gonna make it doc?
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>>713816252
"In Cubist artwork, objects are analyzed, broken up and reassembled in an abstracted form—instead of depicting objects from a single viewpoint, the artist depicts the subject from a multitude of viewpoints to represent the subject in a greater context."
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>>713816287
If she was Japanese she would have pulled the girl down to step on her head to get out safely
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>>713810207
It's called myasis bitches. Google that shit
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>>713817079
>haha gore
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>>713814026
>Mad dude in India.
>People tried to get him to come down.
>Grabs overhead DC line.
>Shocked and trips out line.
>Auto Reset Breaker X1
>Shocked again.
>DED
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>>713817203
fridge defect
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>>713809719
This is makeup preparation for something, anyone know what for?
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>>713815945
It's pussiest like you that think they have a high school education and think they can just tell anybody to stfu but in reality you're just a basement dwelling neckbeard that jerks off to loli porn when you're not a a gore thread talking sown to people just because they are having a good time laughing at dead people you honestly make me sick down to my stomach you really should get a life and check you're privelage unless you're some phony Brazilian then go just go leave you faggot
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>>713813059
Neck is kill.
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>>713812144
I read that entire thing in a stereotypical US marine voice
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>>713813256
Those two are popocatepetl and iztaccihuatl.
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>>713809466
RICKON! NO!
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>>713817507
good guess....but swing and a miss.....
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>>713812144
>he was lucky
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>>713817564
KEK
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>>713816872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWToW9ZNOpo
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>>713810207
Oh god
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>>713817339
You think they put maggots in makeup?
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>>713815526
tired/dumb. drunk or careless people falling into lathes is so common.
I worked in a place where the flicker from fluorescent overhead lights matched the speed of the lathes so you couldn't tell if they were on or not just by looking at em. Dangerous as fuck.
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>>713815674
>being this edgy
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>>713817341
Wow, this just proves how retarded you really are. I just had a really unpleasant cringe because of your comment, so I say stfu. And the fact that you invested time in this text full of bullshit just proves that I hit something. So, thanks anon.
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>>713818143
>"Hero"
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>>713817341
this guy just went full retard
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>>713816252
Hey look, Twins!
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>>713811568
What's with the escalators in China always killing people?
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>>713809064
Is he some kind of security guard? He looks like he's wearing a uniform of some kind.
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>>713813832
Tell me about it. With better tools he could get ahead much quicker.
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anyone got that webm of these black kids running across highway into a lake or something then one gets hit?
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>>713809466
I dunno ISIS, I kinda respect this one. I'd choose this over some of their other holiday options.
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>>713813256
It snows all the time in Mexico, mainly in the mountains tho.
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>>713814129
>Call it edgy
will do
edgy faggot
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>>713818408
Behold the power of socialism.
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>>713815526
dumbass that's how lathes kill people
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>>713809064
Would like background explanation to this one. What is written on stabby stabs shirt is he russian? Police? Whats the deal here?
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>>713818759
Lathes don't kill people, people kill people.

Also lathes.
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>>713818408
extremely low quality standards
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>>713819053
Also, corruption.
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>>713810207
i like dogskm
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>>713811568

The bystander took the kid but women are usually so useless in a panic.
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Put a date About 2 years ahead. And begin to distribute information of the force of as they are the Jews, the blacks. Expose everything. And start a racial war
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>>713819672
where can i buy such door closer?
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>>713813190
I don't think he survived
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>>713812396
A boy died thus, when cutting the jugular
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>>713811991
Where's the aftermath?
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>>713819920
definitely done for
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>>713818143
This made my day
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>>713811568
rip woman
F
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So much weak shit ITT, here you go.
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>>713817133
Sure thing chinaman.
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>>713820194
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>>713815674
fuck you man, I was having a good day until this.
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>>713810253
fuck me
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>>713811991
HOLY FUCK
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>>713820194
MODS!!!
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>>713815674
/thread
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>>713812561

>that sudden stop at the end
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>>713815526
You obviously havent worked a day in your life now have you?
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>>713809064
http://www.bestgore.com/murder/china-cop-brutal-stabbing-colleague-death-police-station/

Two cops. "Workplace dispute."
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>>713820194
Savage
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>>713809064
Is he OK?
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>>713815328

(it's not real)
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>>713819948

arabs are fucking retards. they get a bit of fame and never fails they get knocked out every time. Be nice to go all out war with them.
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>>713820525

bet that retard went on 4chan after he woke up.

>be me
>be 6'5
>manlet hate thread.
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>>713812325
>2shots
>noob
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>>713820194
I couldn't even finish watching it.
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>>713812561
First attempt of a parachute/basejump. Left a 12 cm deep hole in the frozen ground. Check it out on youtube.
Fun fact: The police gave him permisson to test his parachute on the Eiffel Tower, because the thought he would use a dummy or a weight. They could not imagine that this guy was so stupid to actually test it himself...
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>>713814958
It is
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>>713811911
Never wear clothing that could get caught and pull you around machinery. Including sawblades like tablesaws and table grinders.
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>>713820228
>Jehovah’s Witness
What the fuck...
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/video-shows-man-machete-attack-new-orleans-airport-article-1.2850222
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>>713814958
>that's the joke
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>>713818365
that is how you make smacks.
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>>713818365
the fuck was that
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>>713821990
Pressure cooker?
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>>713814521
>>713814875
Doesn't matter if old or new..... every grinder I ever owned could be locked in "on" position....
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>>713814521
not on any that i have ever used, most is a sliding switch or clicker, but never a grip safety like you are thinking.
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>>713821071
wat
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>>713812325
a couple months ago, this is what made me go and repurchase the hitman games, hadnt played since i was a kid.
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>>713819672
dang he flew far
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>>713822349
survived with a broken pinky
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>>713821939
>>713821990
>>713822032
you need to pop it open to pop it
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>>713816252
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>>713812286

i was in a car across the street when a bus tire exploded, that shit is like a bomb, i felt a shock wave go through me.
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>>713815674

you sick fuck!
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>>713822897
chinks are so fucking stupid
how the fuck are there so many of them?
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>>713818365
All that fucking steam sure melted some skin
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>>713820047
؟؟؟؟
wtf is going on? also
kek
>that filename
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>>713812286
he knifed the tire, look closely, he got what he deserved
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>>713820194
oh my god
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>>713812510
and this is why you have to be careful with firebreathing

know what liquids to use. Get the proper training.
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>>713825489

Nerve gas. Builds up like that
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>>713812516
nobody cares because mexico is a third world country.
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>>713820284
tried to kill three people. Ended up getting shop by a fat ass bald guy and nobody else dead. Kudos to the bald guy
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>>713820194
this is my favorite part of this thread. DL'd
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>>713825489
>>713825489
The longer version shows it slicing his arm open and lots of blood.
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>>713819438
source? story?
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>>713811991
Guess you could say he "stuck" the landing.
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>>713821739
>Officials later found that White was carrying six homemade explosives during the attack including mini Molotov cocktails.
>mini Molotov cocktails

Kek, imagine him throwing those little minibar bottles with paper napkins stuffed in as fuses at people...I wouldn't know whether to run or laugh.
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>>713809064
Story?
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>>713826522
>minibar bottles
lol, would those even break?
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>>713826522
How Carl lost his other eye.
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>>713826604
Give me a metal chastity belt and i'd do it, a 100 times. It's either his balls are metal-solid or it's fake.
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>>713810253
>i dont know why everyone hates muslims they arent bad people islam is a religion of piece
Kek
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>>713812454
Poor pupper. Nerve gas?
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>>713812531
most security guards anywhere don't carry guns; their security guards, not cops.

That being said, of course there are armed but its few and far between.
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>>713809719
>Edgelord
Oh you guys
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>>713826612
>stand in line at the airport
>idiot behind you lets out retard shriek
>pulls out can, sprays it at people
>insecticide
>everybody is giving him a weird look
>pulls out tiny little bottle
>takes about 5 minutes to light one on fire
>starts throwing them at people
>they bounce off
>shrugging all around
>fucking tourists
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>>713826692
nope. I've seen this done many times. I had a cousin who could take nunchuks to the crotch no problem. And he didn't wear a cup of any sort.
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>>713809064
Thats brutal
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>>713826692
>Give me a metal chastity belt
/d/ is that way -->
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>>713810371
ahahaha
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>>713826768
pneumatic spike to the brain. hence the trickle of blood.
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>>713813190
Are you retarded
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>>713820906
I WROTE MY NAME ON THAT FUCKING DESERT AND YOU STILL ATE IT
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>>713826798
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>>713826931
like...in the sand?
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>>713812325
Story?
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>>713826986
An assassin doing his job. He got caught later along with his whole organisation.
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>>713812057
Fuck him
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>>713809064
I always think if someone would try to stab me with a knife, I would disarm and beat the fuck out of the guy. But in reality I'd just get stabbed. And these videos make me realize it.
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>>713826986
>>713827018
clearly a professional hit. quick and efficient. Though not so professional as to scout ahead for cameras
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>>713812516
You do realize 'football' is a joke in america right? Like that is the sport if you're a pussy.

You know what else is a joke? Your country.
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>>713818143
>snapback pussy
Kek
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>>713811568
Chinese people should have escalators made by Kone. At least then the escalators wouldn't kill people.
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>>713818143
Pussy whipped?
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>>713821990
Nerve gas
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>>713826768
It's bleeding from the head which is most definitely from a shot to the head. You know, how a butcher kill a pig.
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>>713809064
Roberto don't fuck around.
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>>713826957
topkek
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>>713827062
pepper spray and your own knife

problem solved. Just don't spray yourself like an idiot.
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>>713826948
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>>713826492
he nailed it
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>>713827307
pneumatic spike to the brain
>doesn't even know what a gunshot looks like
hint: never that
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>>713809991

Being this fucking autistic. KYS faggot.
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>>713827481
being autistic enough to actually believe someone thought that was a zombie

He fucking looks dead. So anon made a joke you faggot.
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>>713820588

KYS faggot.
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>>713814062

How this thing is still allowed on football fields amazes me.
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>>713809466
fuck sandniggers, we need a last crusade
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>>713814444
Checked. The hardest metal is diamond
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>>713817750

Being this fucking autistic. KYS faggot.
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>>713809466
HOLY SHIT...Is he kill?
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>>713827798
shit's so heavy, a gram of diamonds weighs like 15 grams.
That 2MB file size limit is seriously pissing me off.
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>>713827699
dubs and sauce?
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>>713811568
Whats the deal with China and escalators?
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>>713827854
>all those camera angles
It's fucking staged
prob from some movie
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>>713825710

Being this fucking autistic. KYS faggot.
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>>713821159
kek
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>>713812111
Michael from Vsauce
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>>713827971
can't help you with those dubs, but this is what 30 seconds of googling gave me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go4Lj8oXH90
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>>713822479
uhh what's happening here?
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>>713812111
Keemstar
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>>713820525
tfw you watched this live
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>>713814521
>>713814875
>>713822060
>>713822147


it's inertia. It goes on spinning until it stops.

FUCKERS
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>>713812823
I thought he was joking around at first.
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>>713828204
making kettle corn


>with nerve gas
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>>713828178
nah. you got dubs here

>>713827699
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>>713813190
You're joking right? That man is mush on the inside, every bone he has is pulverized lol.
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>>713827663

It's coming brother.
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>>713818365
Googles gonna goog.
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https://youtu.be/dR-wA4SmbO4
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>>713827379
Did he die? Story?
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>>713827600
It think>>713827481 is actually autistic anon
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>>713828567
ITT faggots don't understand what autistic means.
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>>713811568
>Sensing danger the first thing your mom does is make sure you're okay, anon
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>>713827634
you mean photoshop?
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>>713828691
>ITT: We try to find an IQ thats above 70
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>>713819672

Almost missed him!
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>>713820194
Sauce?
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>>713820284
Was the use of a gun necessary?

Why can't people understand?? guns are dangerous! :-(
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>>713821159
HAHAHAHAHA pre much
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>>713827409
f u, seagull!
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>>713828567
I agree:
>>713827481
is autistic

>>713828691
Autistic = a mental disorder that limits someones social skills. Like being able to tell that someone is joking when they call someone with some flesh eating disease a zombie.
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>>713827948
Your retardation is both cute and infuriating. Your tard wrangler sucks at its job.
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