Girl from my school that has an annoyingly big crush on me, literally just shit send stuff I find on here to entertain her so I don't have to converse. try to help me scare her off ~
dubs picks what I say
>>713779940
I love you so much. Wanna grab a slice sometime?
Send nudes or i will see no need in talking to you ever again.
>>713779940
Hey I've always loved you, wanna grab some pizza?
Tbh of you don't send nudes then you can count on this friendship being over.
>>713780179
This
Either you send nudes or get the fuck out of my DM's
>>713779940
i miss you
Question, why haven't we fucked yet?
I don't care what you say
I don't play the same games you play
'Cause I've been talking to the people that you call your friends
And it seems to me there's a means to and end
They don't care anymore
And as for me I can sit here and bide my time
I got nothing to lose if I speak my mind
I don't care anymore
I don't care what you say
We never played by the same rules anyway
I won't be there anymore
Get out of my way
Let me by
I got better things to do with my time
I don't care anymore
Do you think you could ever love me as much as I love you?
show me something sweet girl ;)
>>713779940
You really need to fuck off. Getting tired of your bullshit.
Reroll
>>713780587
Rolling for this
>>713780557
Roll
>>713780436
say this
then post the nudes here
>>713779940
So, i'm just going to come out and say this. I've always really liked you and I was wondering if you fancy grabbing a coffee one day with me?
>>713780557
Roll
>>713780557
Reroll
ayyy lets fukk
>>713780740
roll
>>713780744
WEW
"Hey wanna swap some nudes?"
>>713779940
drop her name? or kik sluts to blackmail.
I don't know how to start this text, because I'm afraid it might be the end of our good acquaintance, or if I'm lucky, the realization of my dreams, which is for you to love me as I love you. I told myself I might as well take the risks because it's the only remedy I know that could unburden this feeling I've been keeping ever since.
April, I love you. I know you'll find it hard to believe me if I tell you now how much you mean to me. I could hardly understand what I feel for you, knowing how to endure those long sleepless nights just thinking only of you.
I've never been like this before. I just don't know how to pour out my feelings for you. I wanted to find the perfect words to make you realize how much I need you and love you, but words continue to elude me, what would they be? Something poetic? I'm sure it should be heartfelt and out of the ordinary. I'm afraid it's no use; every time I look at you, the words came out the same… I love you! Will you go out with me?
>>713780744
Winrar!
>>713780744
winrar
>>713780744
Winnaaa
>>713780744
We have a winner
>>713780755
winrar
dubzz get
>>713780816
Rolls Royce
>>713780755
winrar
I want to beat that pussy like a nigger beats his dog
>>713780816
Shameless self roll
lol, at least you covered the bitches face this time.
OP is still fag
There you go
<<713779940
deliver or you're a faggot and we'll let this thread die, op
deliver faggot
Can I please just see your tits? I always thought they were some of the nicest i've ever seen.
>>713779940
let's have sex
>>713780359
Roll
shut your whore mouth april
stop covering her face, we need to know whether or not she is fuckable
>>713781233
winrar
>>713781176
My boy
>>713781176
I've got some time and a camera. Why don't you stop by?
>>713781176
"Let me tounge punch your fart box babe"
>>713781233
yet another winrar right after OP posts response
>>713781276
this is 4chan
literally everything is fuckable to us
Damn, have you ever gotten an earth worm stuck in your urethra? Cause I just did and I can't get it out.
>>713781233
Winrar
>>713781233
winrar, very efficient anon
>>713781176
Op isn't a faggot, which dimension is this?
>>713781176
OP fucking delivers!
>>713781344
This
>>713781233
We'll that was quick, post OP!
>>713781176
What does the girl look like? Is she fuckable?
>>713781450
No, I'm black.
>>713780816
Jk rowling for this
Prove me the earth isn't flat
>pro tip: you can't
>>713781450
Drunk in love
>>713781450
Tell her to stop being coy.
>>713781176
I fuck children. I understand if you don't want to hang around me anymore :( I'm so sorry.
>>713781331
i won't stick my dick into a ham planet sjw esque creature
>>713779940
"you're funny, i think you'd get along well with my bf"
Look, I'm sorry for being so forward with you. What I'm trying to say is that I'm crazy about you.
From day one I have dreamt of us being together for as long as I remember, and I just can't see it any other way.
Please give me a chance.
>>713781450
Quit holding out, sidepiece
no I just really wanna see you nude send me something
>>713781524
Rerolling
>>713781544
DANG
>>713780816
ROLL
>>713781549
roll
>>713781544
winrar
>>713781549
Roll
>>713781544
Heh. We're gonna get you some OP
>>713781544
winner winner
>>713781450
No, it's just that you're stunningly beautiful
>>713781578
Reroll
>>713781549
Roll
>>713781344
WINRAR
>>713781450
I'm completely sober. Do you want to fuck or not
>>713781450
Stop pussing out
>>713780816
ddubbles get
>>713780816
RICK ROLL
>>713779940
send this : I don't know how to keep a conversation and i'm just really horny and i'm not drunk
>>713781544
Winrar
>>713781549
Rolling
OP here. I'm trying to get responses and upload as fast as possible take it easy plzy
>>713781544
Rararara
Rolling for OP to smash and post WebM wins
Fuck off broke ass nigga go suck your dad's dick
>>713780816
Roll for this
>>713781450
Sorry, sometimes I kinda black out for a short while
AYYYYY BABII U WANT SUM FUK?
>>713781549
roll
Send a screenshot of this thread
>>713781711
Winner winner op is a fag dinner
>>713781690
Rollerino
>>713781748
Roll
>>713781747
Rollio polio
>>713781711
Winrar winrar chicken dinner
>>713781527
Rolling for this
>>713780816
Easiest dubs of my life
>>713781711
Winrar
>>713781544
>>713781549
Reroll kek.
>>713781766
WINRAR
>>713781372
Wtf is that on the bottom?
Why are you such a bitch? Just shut the fuck up and kys
>annoying
You have her nicknamed "April <3"
Also if dubs ask for nudes
>>713781527
Forget whatever other dubs you see and post this OP
>>713781450
Yeah I'm drunk. Drunk on love. The thought of you makes my asshole clench, and my penis stiffen. You're such a fucking sexy female women. I'd love to have sexual intercourse with you. Would you peg me? I'd really like it if you peg me. Also, I have a feminine penis. Is that ok?
>>713781902
Rawling
I know you want it and I want you too so let's just cut the bullshit and get to the point.
>>713781929
It's Kik, dumbass
>>713781549
Kek roll
>>713781966
y u do dis
>>713781711
winner winner OP deliver
>>713781966
And i suck my dad everyday
>>713781987
AW FUCK SHE UGLY
>>713781929
she named herself that, its kik
>>713781966
Holy kek Winrar
>>713781711
Deliver OP
>>713782020
soz im not a fucking normie like you bud
>>713781987
Face revealed, would fuck
>>713781987
She looks cute why don't you fuck her you faggot
>>713781987
She looks like an alien.
>>713781987
If you haven't his that already you're a fag
>>713781966
WINRAR
>>713781966
>>713781966
HOLY SHIT
>>713781987
>>713781176
Write her: Tell me, I feel the urge to kiss your beautiful body since the day we first saw each other. I can't think of any second since then where you wasn't on my mind. Fuck, I need te be with you and eat your sweet bumhole.
>>713781987
She is fuckable
If dubs "go fuck yourself broke ass nigga, where are my nudes?!"
>>713781711
OP must delivar
Her eyes are in different area codes wtf
It's this Alex Ivey? I'm pretty sure that chick goes to my school and you seem like a 4chan browser
>>713782180
She's ugly as fuck man what are you talking about
>>713782055
Dubs again.
>>713782096
trying to find her facebook now.
>>713782149
OPs too young to get his dick up
>>713781966
THIS WINNER
>>713782206
Rollo
If you want I can show you my peepee. My dad says its big and soon he won't be able to get his lips around it!
>>713782226
OH SHIT SON
>>713782114
Wow come admire me because I'm a quirky unique individual who jerks off to traps and animated children on a shit outdated website cxxxx
>>713782180
this
>>713782226
OP EXPOSED
Nah babe just been thinking about how sexy you are
>>713781966
this all the way do it OP
>>713782226
kek, OP busted
>>713782277
Triple dubs.
>>713782226
uh oh
>>713781966
Win
>>713782332
I'm dead serious I think i know OP legit
>>713782348
Lmao
>>713782226
oh shit, anon, expose him tomorrow!
>>713782277
More dubs holy smokes
>>713782277
Why the fuck you didnt made an in case of dubs bs?
If dubs "i love big black cocks like yours"
>>713782400
Lol
>>713782226
>>713781966
fucking say this OP you fag
>>713782403
Post OP's Facebook or lies
>>713779940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
>>713782400
kek
>>713781711
Come on original poster
>>713782226
Yo post here fb pics here to confirm
>>713782328
first off, it's a joke, secondly i hate traps and loli, and ice is a pretty good streamer
OP evacuated this thread
>>713782228
doesn't matter fag, you have morals about practicing on an easy lay? even hunting animals take on the sick livestock tard
>>713782226
OP here. She's taking a min to respond. Tryig to deliver best I can. In the meantime discuss how ugly or hot she is according to u :)
>>713782226
Send her a link to this thread!
Let us say hello!
>>713782508
If OP is Alex Ivey, than he doesn't have Facebook lol. He's a loser and this is probably the hottest girl to ever go near his dm's
>>713782543
>trying to double back on your faggotry
Too late faggot
>>713782599
id fuck her, kinda cute.
also nice dubs
>>713782633
lmaoo
>>713782226
>>713782226
You have to options
1. You go white knight gay ass nigga faggoterri and tell her how this thread has like 5 dubs per second and alex is talking bullshit from an autistic board
2. Shut the fuck up
OP Also this is not Alex Ivey,
send her nudes
>>713782633
chceked and kekd
holy fuck
>>713782599
She's cute in the fuckable jailbait sort of way
>>713782180
She's ok looking, but not really hot.
Heyy bb, I really like you, would you mind sending a nicceee photo for me?
>>713782706
And he decides to let /b/ speak for him... I'm disappointed alex, the smallest shred of pussy you'll ever get and ou throw it away
OP here, she may be done replying bcus she usually replies in an instant
>>713782599
Dubs scored by OP
She's not bad looking and i'd rate her a 7/10
>>713782760
this
>>713782764
That's exactly what alex would want us to think
>>713782764
I bet
farts heheheheheheh xD
>>713782855
Bam
>>713782845
OP answer the fucking question
>>713782633
>>713782226
OP here, if you expose me, same is going to happen to you, john. Ever since the beginning of the year you've been white knighting and ive overheard you talking about b with your retarded friends. I have ALOT of juicy shit on you... remember Sarah??
How's her body, OP?
Waiting for OP to delivar anything
>>713782764
Shut up Alex, I know it's you
i'd fuck alex
>>713782968
>>713782968
>this
>>713782968
Ooooo dis gettin gud
>>713782968
this is probably bait but im taking it anyways
>>713782968
O shit it is Alex Ivey, fuck off faggot Sarah doesn't mean shit
>>713782968
>>713782226
It's clear what must be done: You and Alex tag team her, then scare her shitless.
>>713782226
>>713782968
FUCKING UNDERAGE NORMALFAGS
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
>>713782764
Sure
>>713782670
kys nigger leaving thread won't see ur reply nah nah boo boo hahaha
>>713782968
I'm not John, also I'm not telling you who I am because I'm not an idiot lol
>>713782983
Body is nothing special. Got some though cuts because she is an emo faggot. Nice puss and pretty small but nice looking tits. Source Im ops best friend and dated the girl
OP is a fag and whiteknight is a fag
thread is ovr
>>713782968
Whoa this is interesting
>>713782968
>>713783034
shits going down
heyy bb, i realllyyy like you, wanna send sumthin just for me?
>>713783099
Gotta send it op
>>713781312
>>713781313
both of these
>>713783099
I'll fuck you up gay boy
>>713783138
Bud we're 18
>>713783099
if you really do know OP, send the girl a link to this thread
fine I'm Alex happy now big guy?
ur just jealous I'm texting April lmao u couldn't even get with Sarah fag
>>713783200
And that
>>713782968
O shit nigga
honestly which ones are real?
>>713783262
Shhhhiiieeeett
>>713783321
None of them but the guy that posted the pictures of the convo
>>713783321
The best thing abut /b/ is that you will never know
>>713783262
Here we go
>>713783249
I don't know that new life form looking bitch's kik, I'll leave the dirty jobs to filthy spics like Alex
Dis shit gettin good
>>713782968
this is b8
>>713783233
Check yourself
>>713783429
Pussy
>>713782968
Nah this shit is bait, but i'll see what keeps going on here
This thread personifies our lack of social lives.
>>713783321
neither. it's some samefag trollin every cunt
>>713783321
I'm the real slim shady
"Please stop messaging me. I don't want to be your friend. It's nothing personal, I don't dislike you specifically, we're just not the kinds of people who get along with each other. If you're lonely, I'm sure you can find someone else in our class to talk to."
This whole thread is a giant samefag post and you should all commit suicide
>>713783429
dont talk about me like that kid i will teach u some respect
>>713783453
Not even anon. I didn't believe it at first but after he mentioned Sarah he's 100% the Alex I know and love
>>713783535
i dont even give a fuck, we're 4comrades
>>713780565
>>713783262
I can tell you're fake because real alex doesn't text like that, and Sarah's ugly as fuck so just back off
You have been exposed OP, you stupid fuck
>>713783429
fuckboi
Dude I am going to fuck you up tmorrow
ITT: Edgy high school faggots who think they're cool because they browse /b/
>>713783262
This bait is actually funny
WTF Alex? This is April you fucking bitch. Who the fuck do you think you are posting my pictures and our convos on some board full of retards? Are you forgetting that you've told me stuff? Private stuff? Well guess what dipshit, this shit isn't private anymore. Thanks for letting me know John. How do I get this page deleted? Is there a mod I can contact?
>>713783621
rekt
>>713783580
You're going to the other side of the wall along with your ugly ass alien bitch fucking beaner
>>713783621
Dam OP you look like a dr.sesus
>>713783621
Looking like Mexican leafyishere. Where your chin at boi
I'm bringing my dad's gun tomorrow Alex watch your ass. I'm coming for April too
>>713783686
Tits or gtfo for proof its you
>>713783621
>>713783686
It was slightly believable untill this
>>713783686
this better not be a joke OP
>>713783686
this was horrible fucking bait you think shed respond to a dude shes texting by posting on this thread lmao
>>713783621
faggy haircut? check
thinks he is hip for wearing that jacket? check
honestly looks like he has downs? check
his face came from pizza hut? check
wears a collared shirt with jacket he thinks is hip? check
complete fucking retard confirmed
>>713783715
shut up nigger or i'll go columbine on your ass
>>713783621
What a good way to end the night.
>>713783621
Alex is a stupid nigger!
>>713783686
WEW
>>713783621
>>713782968
>Pls let this be legit
>>713783789
>>713783805
Tits? You do know I'm 15 right? You fucking pedophile.
Don't know which one is real john, but basically the faggot stated sending my friend Sarah dick pics. They were hitting it off up to the point she actually saw how tiny his dick was. He tried fucking photo shopping it and did a someone decent job all except the background which was warped. (Sarah showed me and we laughed at him.) So basically the kid has a 2 incher. I will get it from sarah and post pic if john tries pulling some shit.
>>713782855
Although if it isn't Alex then wouldn't he want us to think he is?
enjoy the b8
PS: OP is faggot
>>713783771
lmao u right
>>713783686
This thread is ruined guys, fuck this
>>713783828
There's a lot of samefags but I assure you this is real anon. I'm the one who posted the original question asking if it was Alex Ivey
>>713783621
Dude you out beaner tf out of me in looks
>>713783686
And the plot thickens
>>713782633
>loser
>4chan
hmmmmm. Go to your JV basketball practice.
Dubs/singles says OPs a fag
>>713783686
>board full of retards
Do what now?
>>713783871
WASSS UPP!!!
>>713784028
2/10 for making me reply to your insane little script yyou'v got going on here. God I wish it were true. Is this one big same day circle jerk or what?
>>713783902
Terrible b8 m8. GTFO
It was here that the thread devolved from basic cancer to Terminal 7.
Sage this bitch already
>>713783996
nah it just thinned out, no one asks for a mod without knowing there's an irc. no one.
>>713783902
Your innocence was ruined the second you hit puberty.
Ruined further when you decided to come here.
>I fell for the b8
>>713783686
Ruined it. Kys faggot
>>713783621
LOL YOUR HONESTLY SO FUCKED JOHN
>>713784024
Wow look at that
>>713783917
>>713784135
>>713783917
we aren't buying it just go to bed kiddo.
>>713782211
win fucking rar
>>713784097
wew
Is anyone here above 20?
>>713783621
EXPOSED!!! OP BTFO.
![article-2504252-195F7E1C00000578-116_634x451[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2gHyw1G.jpg "article-2504252-195F7E1C00000578-116_634x451[1].jpg")
>>713783621
reverse image search returns....
>>713782226
#OHSHITNIGGA
ITT: we all pretend we're friends of Alex to keep this thread alive.
>>713783621
Wow OP you remind of leafy
>>713784331
Probably not.
>>713784331
20 and 3/4
>>713784135
CAN WE GET SOME FUCKING TITS?
>>713783558
This, but make it "Please stop messaging me. I don't want to be your friend. It's personal, I dislike you specifically, we're just not the kinds of people who get along with each other. If you're lonely, I'm sure you can find a ho on backpage to make you feel wanted."
put me in the screencap daddy
>>713784135
welp
>>713784135
>>713784331
28 here
>>713784135
kek OP back at it again. Goodnight guys im outta here.
this thread was a good thread.
>>713784371
Pretend?
Alex is my boy fuck this john nigga
>>713784314
>>713782211
Why don't niggers like you actually read what's going on in the thread instead of trying to roll for something that's already dead
>>713783902
MODS!!!
>>713784441
by the power of these trips you must say so
>>713780089
this
>>713783686
This is fake, John is an angry whiteknighting cuck, and Alex needs to stop playing and give us the fucked up convo we want.
>>713783902
Tits or gtfo
>>713784517
This is also for you
>>713784441
>>713782226
HAHAHAHAOHWOW
RESPOND OP!
>>713784620
Those aren't trips friend.
>>713780816
roll
john is kool kid
>>713782968
IM CALLING BULLSHIT!
what even happened here
>>713783621
Is this really OP because you look fucking disgusting
God is this thread sad
Now its time for me to go to bed, no but I actually have school tomorrow.
>>713784737
Those aren't trips my friend.
>>713782226
OP EXPOSED HOLY SHIT
>>713784823
you... you don't want to know...
>>713783902
>Not knowing what a pedo is
This is one dumb bitch.
>>713784737
No trips there friend.
>>713782074
roll
>>713784901
it's only 11:34 pm you stupid fuck
>>713784737
Nein triptos mein fwend
