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> be me
> the year is 2036
> trump is being sworn in for his 5th consecutive term
> wake up to a blowjob from my government issued Melania Trump sex-bot
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> decide to cum on her face (hey it's a celebration)
> grab her by the pussy to deactivate her for the day
> turn on 46k holodeck to the news to hear that shillary clinton has died in jail
> keks ensue
> Get in my locally made american car and drive to great paying no longer outsourced job
> sit down to my desk and take some call from some chinese businessmen begging to do business with my company
> further keks ensue
> decide to go to lunch
> walking downtown to my favorite restaurant
> without a care in the world since the WALL and ban on muslims there hasn't been a terror attack since 2016
> hear commotion
> turn to see mexican feminist landwhale waddling down the street screaming at the top of her lung
> see police laugh as they arrest her for being both a feminist and mexican both illegal since 2022
> laugh as i see landwhale flop around on the ground screaming "patriarchy!!! patriarchy!!!"
> land whale immediately has a heart attack
> her body is far too healthy, she dies
> even further keks ensue
> go back to work finish early since it's inauguration day
> get home
> turn on 46k holodeck to watch inauguration speech by Godking TRUMP
> everyone is losing their minds in the crowd
> women are undressing screaming, begging, God King TRUMP to grab them by the pussy
> the Godking politely declines
> the God King settles the crowd. women are still topless laying on the ground spread eagle
> Godking TRUMP start talking about his next hundred days in office
> tells of his plan to build the WALL even higher this year as just a show of force to the mexican't government
> then tells his plan for another wall on mars to keep those damn martians out of new trumpistan
>cont.
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>>713779322
> think to myself good fuck those space mexicans
> then says to the crowd that this will be his last term in office
> crowds start to weep like lost children
> "but but muh God King"
> Godking TRUMP comforts the crowd saying that he has accomplished everything he has set out to do
> lean back in my chair while receiving blowjob from Melania sex-bot
> ponder to myself a life without the Godking
> but come to the moment of clarity. that he did it. the God King really did it.
> salute 46k holodeck as i ejaculate down sex-bots throat
> single tear of joy rolls down face
> thank you based Donald
> thank you for making america great again
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Kek
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>>713779322
Grow up kid.
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The future looks bright comrade.
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>>713780403
nigga you on /b/
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Not a bad little satirical essay. Made me kek too.
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>>713780703
http://www.techworm.net/2016/05/tor-vpn-users-labeled-criminals-hacked-spied-fbi-new-law.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzSvzTTBALg

http://people.com/celebrity/omarosa-says-donald-trumps-critics-will-have-to-bow-down-to-president-trump/

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trump-aide-critics-will-bow-down-president-trump
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>>713780764
That's not satire, it's bootlicking.
See:
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>>713780920
you mad bro
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>>713781193
I'm done with this conversation.
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>>713781273
awww im so sad back to your safe space cuck
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>>713781193
Sad state of affairs that bootlicking a president is considered trolling these days.
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>>713781394
sad state of affairs that a green texts trigger you cucks so bad.
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>>713781566
You only think you're just trolling. But this kind of bootlicking will be constantly seen all over 4chan because of:
>>713780880

Google "chilling effect." Real people won't be speaking out about the freedoms you will be losing, all the crimes that will be committed because of this. Since these conscientious people will no longer post, 4chan will be nothing but an army of Trump bootlickers shilling for him. You're his own personal meme army and you bootlick for free.

There's a term for this it's called "useful idiots."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chilling_effect

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Useful_idiot

You are being warned. Think.
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>>713782053
talk to me after america is great again
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>>713782445
http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/09/politics/omarosa-list-donald-trump/

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/onpolitics/2016/11/08/omarosa-donald-trump-enemies-placed-list-lindsey-graham/93523010/

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-11-11/omarosa-donald-trump-campaign-keeps-a-list-of-his-enemies
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>>713782557
libtard news jizz rags
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>>713782652
You are such a retard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03cmSdHD4-k
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>>713782974
no you are
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>>713783147
You actually think you're trolling which is the saddest part.
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>>713779322
The president can't run for more than two terms, you retard.
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>>713783370
i know the amendment to the constitution is removed in 2018
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>>713783577
What's so funny, faggot? It's true.
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>>713782053
Aw shit, I hate losing all those "freedoms", you know, the ones that liberals protect and republicans want to take from you..

wait, which freedoms were those again?
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>>713783740
I know that. It's funny that OP doesn't know that. But Trumpcucks aren't known for being knowledgeable about anything whatsoever except thinking with their emotions.
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>>713783744
If you don't know, then you have no hope.
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>>713783706
You are in need of a cockslap by a big black dick.
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>>713784153
nah but you mom does
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ITT: stupid faggots taking a kek-worthy greenpost WAAAY too seriously
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>>713784425
i know right.
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>>713784046
aw that's cute, just another libtard regurgitating baseless, factless fears, the ones heard around campus like "Trump so racist!" and "republicans take all freeddoms!" and "Rich people bads omg"

Thank you for enlightening us with your intelligent, fact-based discourse. Now go back to cuckville with the rest of the Hillary fagbois
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>>713784425
I've never seen this much dickriding of a politician ever. This man is going to be the worse of the worse which is the ironic part. I'm just warning you of what's going to happen.
Again, see here for foreshadowing:
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>>713782053
>>713782557
>>713782974
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>>713782053
You are even more retarded than the people you insult. The internet has been watched like that since the beginning and no one has used that information to opress people. We still openly talk shit, threaten to blow things up, and sell drugs on here with no consequences.
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>>713784651
You're just a retard. You aren't pretending.
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>>713784741
See:
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>>713784741
You're also a newfag, I can tell. Probably underage too. Dork.
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Haven't we been seeing humorous greentexts like this on b for years and years. Why do people suddenly get bent out of shape and take it seriously now?
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>>713785386
No one bootlicked Obama or Bush ever like this. These dorks have their tongues deep in Trump's ass and they still don't get what's going to happen.
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>>713784693
You missed every libtard and every media member ever riding Obama's cock the last 8 years? man, i wish i'd had those kind of blinders on

I guess when you're suck a faggot, you don't recognize how surrounded you are by other faggotry, but trust me the last 8 years have been millions of people collectively sucking obama's cock and anointing him amerigod for accompilshing literally nothing

Terrible foreign policy, weak military, giantest nigger pussy ever on display for the world to see, shit-tier grasp of economics, made every attempt to squash domestic non-reneweable energy sources, retarded scandals such as Fas n furious, IRS, etc, degraded race relations by auto-supporting negroids in white vs. black scenarios, he was absotutely the worst president we will ever witness, and democrats fought each other to see who could suck his cock the most

Nice projection of your own hopeless faggotry
>lel
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>>713779424
>space Mexicans
Damn those crafty bastards
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>>713785616
We're not talking about what the media does retard, we're talking about how anons never bootlicked a fucking politician like the Trumpshillcucks do, moron. Quit fucking shilling, no one here with a functioning brain gives a fuck about any of these pieces of shit politicians.
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>>713785530
Boot licked I like the new buzzword but unrelated did you not read what the fuq I just said? It was Mai my directed at you. Why you taking this shit seriously. No one believe that trump will build a wall on Mars to keep out the Martians or be elected for a 5th term while we fuck milania sex dolls. It's an entertaining greentext which has been a staple of b since I started coming here and probably long before that. U is a rul faggit
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Even while ignoring their political and religious beliefs, the majority of trump supporters are fucking retarded.
1) They never have any kind of facts to bring up to support their claims
2) They call anyone who disagrees with them cuck, sjw, or libtards.
3) They lack even the most basic understanding of the freedoms provided by the constitution unless it's about guns.
4) They have no concept of irony.
5) They're not clever by even the standards of 4chan.
6) They're not funny even when they think they are.
In short, this is going to be a fucking boring 4 years for everyone. At least bush supporters were clever enough to make me laugh frequently despite being wrong about everything.
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>>713786175
It's not a buzzword, it's a word-word.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bootlicker
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>>713785530
>No one bootlicked Obama... ever like this.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

They literally had school children sing songs to him. They called him the "Light Worker." The press photographed him with halo effects around his head repeatedly.

Jesus. What are you, 15? "Obama cultists" were a real thing.
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>>713786291
See:
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>>713786217
Funny how this whole post is irony incarnate

Fucking hell several years ago this place would have driven out your collective faggotry
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>>713786462
>I don't know what irony means: the post
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>>713786462
>several years ago this place would have driven out your collective faggotry
>this is what /pol/tards actually believe
if /b/ used to be so retarded and rightwing, then why did they make a containment board to keep the racist scum away?
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>>713786217
I liked bush and I liked Obama. Didn't like trump or hill. But why you got such a problem with trump supporters? Just let them do their thing. Most trump supporters wouldn't be so ardent and obstreperous in their opinions if people weren't constantly bad mouthing them. Ever think you're part of the problem bud?
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>>713786175
The entire point of greentext was to lead the reader into thinking it was true only to fool them with a hilariously absurd ending.

How long have you been here to think this utter retardation is quality?
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>>713786710
..not related to anything at all but are you fucking retarded? /b/ is a containment board moron
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>>713785530
don't worry. They'll be real quiet when trump doesn't do anything.

"were going to replace obamacare!"
"what about all the good things in obamacare"
"oh... well.. we're going to keep those.." (i.e. keep obamacare)

"Were going to build a wall and make mexico pay for it!"
"Congress has been discussing maybe building a fence"
"sure, a fence is fine"

"Were going to end welfare!"
"What about medicare, medicaid and social security?"
"those are fine"

You idiots elected a meme for president.
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>>713786021
You obviously do, since you've allowed your boipussy to dry up after hillary lost

>acting like you don't care about politicians and make some independent intellectual insightful observation, meanwhile internal agony still ensues that your candidate was awful and you are sad that you lack the mental ability to comprehend the intricacies of intellectual discourse and political debate "RAWR TRUMP BAD ME SAD" fucking kek
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>>713786710
I think you just answered your own question, anon. And if you can't see why, you're a massive newfag faggot.

I'm not even American, nor right-wing, and I believe this left-wing bullshit you idiots display is abominable.
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>>713786914
Aboot 6 years now. I think you just don't understand how greentext stories work /b/ro. This is the way things have always been around here. Maybe not focused on trump but always with this style. It's just entertainment that's why we read greentexts. I'm starting to think shills might actually be a thing
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>>713786950
/b/ has always been the primary board of 4chan, just like every other chan.
when faggots started shitposting futa they got /d/. same deal with /mlp/, /r9k/, and especially /pol/.
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>>713786462
See this where you go full fucking autist.

A few years ago, just like today people would have gotten sick of shitty greentext that doesn't even troll or have a punchline or anything.

Forced memes are forced and stop being funny, especially when they aren't even quality like this dickriding here.

The best part is you would probably let Trump fuck your wife. Hence your die hard defense of a guy about to fuck your country.
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>>713787218
>And if you can't see why, you're a massive newfag faggot.
>I don't know how to argue so you're a faggot
Typical trumpfag.
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ITT: faggots complain about dickriding

>faggots
>complain about dickriding
Your whole party is based on dickriding you should be fapping nonstop to all of it you homos
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>>713787265
Surely, I must be a shill for having a different opinion on the history of this board and my observation of it.

You're devoid of critical thought and nuance. Have fun in the next 10 months while our economy crashes. I give it till Septemberish.
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>>713786217
you can always make them rage themselves away though.
They fly off the handle the first time you present a question they can't answer which is pretty much everything since they're ignorant as fuck.
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>>713787218
Dumbocrats think they're "centrist" i love the ones that don't even know they're brainless Democrat shills and sincerely believe they're somehow above the fray and removed from it by virtue of some self-ascribed and delusional intellectual superiority, when in reality they are swimming in liberal cum, they're just so used to being surrounded by faggotry they forgot what it looks like from the outside
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>>713787360
..you mean all boards with set clear reasons for existing? I will admit mlp is a containment board as well but that's cause back in the brony heyday they were posting in pretty much every board and everyone got sick of their shit. /b/ is the containment board of 4chan that's fact. Find me another board that has trap, loli, dubs, cock r8(maybe /fit/) or fb fap threads? You won't cause all these shit threads are contained in /b/. You fucking moron b is literally the containment board for all the worst threads. Always has been always will
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>>713787803
Fuck off cucc
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>>713787884
nice giant run on sentence.
are all of you going to be mimicking trump's barely english speaking style? it'll make you really easy to spot.
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>>713783744
To choose what I put in my body.
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>>713787620
Reread what I've said. At no point did I claim trump was the savior to America. I don't much like the guy but I also don't think he'll drive this country into the ground. He'll be just another president and that's that. Now back to the original point, how long have you been hear that you have no understanding of a good greentext story?
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>>713788042
You spelled cuck wrong.
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>>713787803
I've been saying this and demonstrating it for the last 20 years of my life. I've got a lengthy resume of making democrats look like shit when they can't drum up a single fact to support any of their positions.

Now Trump is elected, and the same Democrats think they can turn the tables by making the same claims, with no historical evidence to support it, and the real joke is that Trump isn't even in office yet, and you cuckbois have already shat yourselves and blown your loads with your attempt to commandeer the premise that the opposition party members haven't a clue how to logically debate their positions.... this is greatly humorous to me. You should at least save it for a few years into his presidency,

but i understand, you find yourself in a position of mental inferiority, and, panicking, are now regurgitating the things that have been (correctly) said about you
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>>713788219
Don't worry anon no one is going to restrict your freedom to shove 9" dildos in your asshole
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>>713788381
I know, they restrict my freedom to ingest psychoactive substances.
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>>713779322
>the year is 2036
>you're still working

what the fuck kind of dumb ass dream scenarios do you think up dickhead
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>>713780403
you must be some sort of faggot
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>>713788219
Trump doesn't care how many cocks you squat on

Milke those bbcs with your loose mangina,, leaking liquid shit on them in the process, you think he cares?
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>>713788358
>20 years
First off how old are you?
Second was the political climate anywhere near as partisan 15-20 years ago? I feel like when it was bush v gore most people just felt like they were the same political elite with slightly varying positions
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>>713788724
You're dumb as fuck
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>>713783744
>wait, which freedoms were those again?
Net neutrality, clean air, clean water, speech, press, look at porn, buying condoms, being paid a livable wage, not being put to death because you fucked a women you're not married to.
Everyone of those is something a republican has tried to make illegal or sell away to corporations. But have fun with your maga hat and ever growing list of failed campaign promises.
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>>713788561
I was trying to make a joke but fair enough. Just deny it? I got arrested for being out of my mind on 5 tabs of acid a couple years ago but since I kept denying it all they could get me for was a drunk and disorderly
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>>713788821
Oh shit my bad I forgot. Thanks for answering my question though
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>>713788832
Hey man you got some of that proof that all the kids are talking about these day?
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>>713788724
They're all the same elite, moron.
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>>713788854
It's also illegal to sell and be in possession of.
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>>713788591
You must be some sort of kid.
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I hate Trump and I find OPs shit pretty hilarious. How the fuck did this divolve into a debate.
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>>713788358
>says nothing
>claims victory
trump in a nutshell
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>>713787206
>I bootlick for free
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>>713789206
I'm not disagreeing with ya I'm just saying that was the general consensus back in the day and now we seem to be a bit more partisan aboot things
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>>713789342
Is that my mom?
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>>713789451
Nvm that's my mom
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>>713789561
Nice. Here's mine and my aunt
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>>713787884
This sentence reminds me of the times when I don't take a shit for like 5 days. Finally when I do, the poop is this big, long never-ending turd, kind of like this post. This sentence is just like my long ass turds.
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>>713789109
This going to take a bit
>Net neutrality
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/11/trump-appoints-another-net-neutrality-opponent-to-oversee-fcc/
>clean air
>clean water
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/can-democrats-block-trump-rsquo-s-epa-nominee/
>press
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/feb/26/trump-pledges-curb-press-freedom-libel-laws-first-amendment
>look at porn
http://www.politicususa.com/2016/04/28/utah-mormon-internet-unconstitutional-viewing-porn-crime.html
>buying condoms
http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/rick-santorum-favors-making-birth-control-illegal/
>being paid a livable wage
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/get-there/wp/2016/11/30/workers-paychecks-in-limbo-because-of-a-delay-in-overtime-rules/
>not being put to death because you fucked a women you're not married to.
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Society/2016/0220/How-Southern-states-are-now-challenging-gay-marriage

Republicans don't actually care about freedom. They care about making their donors enough money to have it trickle down to themselves.
Democrats aren't much better, but they are better.
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>>713780403
Gtfo nigger
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>>713779322
beautiful work, anon
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>>713789435
First elections always seem that way. You'll learn the second time.
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>>713790210
inb4some mouthbreathing MAGA fuck claims that literally every news source in the entire world has a liberal bias so no facts can be belived about anything unless they have to do with mexicans stealing your guns and giving them to niggers.
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>>713789342
It's a woman. That's what women do. After I fuck your mom's ass dry she cries in the fetal position too. Son.
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>>713790616
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>>713789754
>>713789451

Guess how low their IQs are.
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>>713790242
The level of wit presented by the trump supporters is astounding.
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>>713790242
I found another kid. Lots of kids on here today.
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>>713779322
kek
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>>713790785
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>>713790543
I just don't trust US news networks because it is a fact that they lie and manipulate the truth. Soon as people like you realize that the media doesn't give a shit about the truth any more and are more concerned with their ratings and who is giving them the most money to make them look better and or to help guide the masses toward their own agenda. The sooner the media will lose the control over the population.
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Post me in the screen cap cuck
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>>713791119
Someone hacked Clint Eastwood's account or what?
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>>713791530
Fuck off
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>>713791651
Nope. It was 100% legit
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>>713791388
>)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fcc_1471477230
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>>713791119
Never mind, that Clint Eastwood account was an impersonation. I just looked it up.
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>>713791723
Wrong.
See:
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>>713791301
How is anyone supposed to agree on facts when you can't even agree on what news is '''''real'''''?

It's all well and good to be skeptical of MSM but there seems to be a tendency to throw out any news source that disagrees with you as 'conservative biased' or 'liberal biased'.
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>>713779322
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
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>>713784425
This.
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>>713791820
>>713791849
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>>713791119
>>713791975

Notice there's no blue verified icon. Clint Eastwood doesn't even have a Twitter account. It was a fake account, an impersonator.

Nice try. Only morons believe memes without question.
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>>713791693
>Click here to see the secret trick to gaining giant gums
>Dentists hate her!
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>>713791301
I don't trust tv news. especially not after this last fucking year of trashing bernie, praising trump, and just generally forgetting the difference between news and gossip.
I trust print with sources clearly listed.
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>>713792100
>praising Trump.
>any news source ever doing this

Choose one
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So has trumpshit replaced spiderman with how we kill threads now?
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>>713792303
Fair, but they gave him free fucking advertisement for the last 14 months.
That's fucked up.
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>>713792452
That's him being smart as fuck. Look up what the creator of Dilbert has to say about that and Trump in general
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>>713791849
NO, the thing is, they are more like Wikipedia. They are only good as a place to start your research but you cannot trust them to tell you the truth either. When I see something that they broadcast. I take it with a grain of salt so to speak. If is something that I feel might be actually something I need to know about. I will do my own research. Say they show a video of something happening and they say it's because of a specific action. I often find unedited videos of the same thing that show a different story. Also if you watch an event live then watch how they portray it a few minutes later. They are two different things. I've witnessed this a lot.
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>>713792100
I never seen them praise Trump. I have seen them praise Hillary. They also looked gut shot when Trump won the electoral.
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>>713786217
Remember my fellow Trump-voters...
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>>713791709
you elected a new york liberal who is against neo liberal capitalism supports single payer healthcare, has a jewish daughter, and flipfloped on all his conservative positions as soon as he was elected.
Said that a fence would be fine instead of a wall, said he wouldn't prosecute hillary clinton, said he wouldn't said he wouldn't repeal obamacare.

Congrats, you elected a guy because of internet memes. You actually thought that a guy who has been a constant liberal for fucking YEARS just one day just before an election was a sudden "conservative"
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>>713784693
It's just really funny watching you guys get mad. We do it for the delicious leftist tears. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r83En0Z5NmA
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>>713793236
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>>713792788
I agree with that entirely. I'm more wondering what can even be done to reach people who go off the deep-end with this conspiracy theory and start saying things like sandy hook was an inside job. People who have a total disregard for reality and dismiss any outside evidence as brainwashing, or biased, or fake, or made up by shills, etc. etc.
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>>713793318
Keep pretending. Someday it will actually affect you. Right now, you've not even old enough to vote yet. You'll learn when you grow up.
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>>713793373
>Your facts and opinions make me angry and I refuse to debate you
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>>713792788
>Wikipedia
There's sources in the footnotes, you illiterate turd.
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>>713793538
>anger
>no u
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>>713793318
>https://m.youtube.com
Newfag. Are those ads delicious?
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>>713793505
Your tears are delicious. And of course I'm old enough to vote you have to be at least 18 to post here retard.
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>>713793623
>gets woody
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>>713780880
>Posting anything from Rachel Maddow
>The same cunt who thew a fit on national television 5when Trump didn't invite her and her media friends to stake dinner
>When credibility sinks this low and being this desperate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j62J5omrgTk

Get a clue, nigger.
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>>713793710
Advertisements are YouTube's main source of income and how YouTubers receive revenue Commie.
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>>713793813
>trump is bad
>already destroy country
>i am the greetest
>we will win
>we not losers
>we smart
>we loyal
>we not get fucked in the ass for 100 years
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>>713793318
I fucking love that song. I'm going to download it and blast it in the neighborhood LOL.
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>>713794275
Do it for the God Emperor.
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>>713779424
> tear up at ending of FiveSense(R) VR movie
> remember foolish hopes of my youth
> feels sad
> look around by 6 mat apartment for a tiny bit
> can't keep looking
> jack back it in to work teleoperated robot construction work for 10 hour shift
> check diaper beforehand because no breaks
> should have made sure the red pill was really red back then
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>>713793395
The only possible thing is to make an amendment to the constitution that holds national media outlets like CNN, FoX, ABC, CBS, Ect accountable for false claims and misrepresentations.
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>>713791301
>US news networks because it is a fact that they lie and manipulate the truth.

Did you learn that by verifying the underlying reporting, or did you decide to believe that from some non-news network that also lies and manipulates the truth?
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>>713793621
>>713793621
That doesn't make Wikipedia a reliable source. You have to check their sources and you'll find a lot of them not accurate. you illiterate retard. It's just a starting point not a fact source.
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>>713793774

>And of course I'm old enough to vote you have to be at least 18 to post here retard.
>have to be
Lel newfag.

Your boipucci is delicious to Trump's dickhead.
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>>713793373
You know it's true.
James Mattis as Defence Secretary.. the guy who supported john Kerry. How about Steven Mnuchin as Treasury Secretary. you know the jewish guy who works in Hollywood.. He tottttaaaallly isn't a liberal.

How about Wilbur Ross as Commerce Secretary. Where did I hear that name before? Oh, thats right. The guy who worked for bill clinton.

How about U.N. Ambassador? Oh, right. A chick that was the daughter of indian immigrants. I bet she is totally gonna keep those muslims out of america. Because, ya know, there are like no muslims in india.

But thats ok, trump elected someone you can really get behind for CIA director.
Mike Pompeo who supports mass survilance of us citizens! enjoy your continued NSA spying.
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>>713794078
I'm talking about 4chan ads on your phone you shit for brains.
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>>713795586
>You have to check their sources
And this is a problem for you because you're an illiterate turd.
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>>713789332
op here fuck if i know. i did it for the lolz
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>>713795586
you have to check the sources of everything you read unless you have source material or trust the source. what is wrong with you?
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>>713795392
From me watching something live and them watching them portray is differently later for starters. Also by viewing unedited videos. You keep drinking the cool-aid though you prefer to be in a world of fake bliss. believing the the media only tells the truth and the government don't lie and is only working in your best interest.
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>>713795766
Yes it's a good way to support the site. >>713795589
I can't wait until Pence builds his concentration camps for gays and gasses the faggotry out of you.
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>>713795877
And when you find the sources of Wikipedia to be bullshit and in accurate and at time straight up made up bullshit. I guess you believe because it is listed as a source it must be a fact.
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>>713796033
That is what I am saying. But Wikipedia cannot be taken as reliable source. You must check the sources listed because they are no all good sources and a lot of the time the sources are bullshit.
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>>713796111
>black and white thinking

I'm out. Never bicker with someone with a personality disorder.
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>>713790785
Here is some medicine for what ails you.
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>>713789342
You seem like a pussy.
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So glad Trump won. I love reading/watching pathetic libtards break down. These next 8 years will be amazing. The great triggering of 2016
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>>713796856
DAMN IT replied to wrong person
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>>713792100
Sure thing buddy.
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>>713796645
>not an argument argument
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>>713796645
everyone always tells the truth right? No one ever lies? Because they work for the government they never lie? The media always shows the full truth and doesn't lie because ratings and sponsors don't matter to them?
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>>713779322
I give it 3/10, could use some humor that hasn't been used before or a better ending
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>>713794014

stake dinner
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>>713796111
CNN president

http://www.cnn.com/profiles/jeff-zucker-profile
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>>713796111
Claire Shipman
senior national correspondent for the ABC program, Good Morning America. She also blogs at the website True/Slant.
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>>713796111
Ben Sherwood (born February 12, 1964) is a writer, a journalist, and a producer who currently serves as the Co-Chairman of Disney Media Networks, and the President of Disney-ABC Television Group. *Sherwood is the former President of ABC News.*
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it would be funny but Trump would be dead by then.
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>>713796856
>>713796961

>when you're talking to yourself
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>>713781273
Triggered
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>>713800730
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>713797599
>>713797774
>>713798388
Just because something is outdated doesn't mean it never existed and that others haven't taken their place.
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>>713780403
Found the liberal
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>>713797427
Posting from a phone isn't easy, bruh.
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>>713789754
nice ass you racist cunt
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>>713780880

> Quoting Rachel Maddow ever

She is the most insuferable whiny cunt to ever read the news. Ever.
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