ylyl history edition
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ylyl history edition
Haha, sure is a sidesplitter OP! Lost already!
your history class had sime spare time in the oc room?
>>713719376
please continue, this is relevant to my interests
>>713720952
kek
>>713719376
>>713719376
>>713721241
Someone explain please
>>713723632
Kek'd. Nice.
The real question
>>713725376 it's called Karaliaučius
>>713724338
Savage.
>>713720952
Not accurate.
The Austria-Hungarian Empire declared war first and Germany joined because they were Allies.
>>713721349
Will memes ever die?
Just to to be safe. If you post a banana or "reply to this post or" post then your mother will kill herself in her sleep.
>>713725316
>multiculturalism
Austrians r the assholes of Europe
>>713724584
This is not historic you fucking kike
Modern history.
And Pepe x2
Ur arguements r invalid
>>713727316
>>713726311
This. And "Italy pls help"? Italy was always the worst fucking nation you'd want helping you out during wars.
>>713727477
>>713726311
> no
They backed the wrong horse trying to protect their horrendously stupid ally from the inevitable Russian smack down and sperged out at France, then pissed off England by trying to push through a neutral country.
Germans are terribly bad at choosing their battles.
historic, never 4get
>>713727666
fucking Italy
>>713727792
Well, if the Schlieffenplanwould have succeed it would have been the strike of a genius, but the brits had to bitch around.
>>713728239
This is in the wrong fucking order, my autistic mind can't handle it.
lul
>>713721102
go to hell with bolsheviks
finland ftw
>>713728609
Reminds me of a tshirt of mine.
>>713723052
lol, putin really has balls of steel
this only proves how cucked are liberal europe politicians
>>713719376
holy shit i lol'd for real. Dont know when that happened last time to a picture
>>713724338
how to say
>go away anon, you creep!
in britain
>>713728340
>if
If means fuck all
>>713729186
I believe Einstein, Sigmund Freud and maybe Woodrow Wilson (but I don't really know him).
But Hitler and Stalin definetly are other Persons and Saruman is obvious.
Are all these fake names?
>>713729121
>Merkel
>liberal
>>713723632
>many gold pieces
Many keks
>>713723744
danish king at top left executed like 100 of swedish nobles and their staff in stockholm early 1500
stockholm bloodbath
>>713726579
good question. Deserves a thread.
>>713727877
>>713729554
off by 1
>>713719376
YLYL server!
https://discord.gg/ngj4x7R
With CALLS
and raids start in 8 hours
>>713723744
stockholm bloodbath
the main reason why sweden is independant
get educated
>>713729394
Original
>>713729186
>>713729394
Some are fake. But most are real, Christopher Reeve and Lenin, for example.
>>713729822
thanks
>>713729444
Nice trips,
But Merkel is a liberal, you dumb shit.
>>713721349
Joined in 2015, saw many good men fall in the front lines... never knew their names
>>713723743
more
>>713720952
>implying the jews saved their own asses
Excellent comedy
>>713727890
that's not the quote from that scene.
Heffron: "Hey you called me babe"
Doc Roe: "Yeah I guess I did didn't I, babe"
Heffron: " 'babe' (funny inflection)"
Doc Roe: "Heffron, watch the damn line."
*Heffron laughs and watches the line*
GET THAT PLEB SHIT OUTTA HERE
>>713719376
>>713729822
Missed Bill Murray in your caption. And dude on the left is obviously not Picard. He's not even bald. Check your facts before you post. It's because of people like you that there is so much misinformation on the internet.
>>713727547
I didn't realize this was a yryl thread
>>713720512
It was always bizarre to me that it appears that the fire was casting a shadow. Is it just singing the ground?
>>713727877
also, fucking Greece kek
>>713729924
I was senior shitposter of my squad. The power of modern memes is a terrifying sight. Safe spaces can't repel triggering of this magnitude.
>>713729744
what
>>713729822
Heisenberg is somewhere in that photo. I don't know where he is but I do know that he's standing still.
>>713723632
fuckin saved
>>713729744
OP said history not fiction.
>>713730467
Lol..so true
cheer up emu kid
>>713730281
Fire doesnt give off nearly as much light as the sun bud, it also obstructs light.
>>713728431
good one AMERICO
>>713729502
>>713729791
>>713723744
>>713721241
[headbangin in Danish]
>>713723456
Ha!
>>713720952
really wonder who's behind all of this
>>713730169
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auguste_Piccard
>>713727316
Thats not even a lasagna god dammit
>>713725683
i think he overcooked them
>>713728239
lost on this, just cuz the last 2 panels both just have random ass bitch dancing while the men do everything
>>713723632
fuck i never seen this version of navy seal copypasta good one "D
>>713727188
USA didnt do shit it was the USSR you faggot
>>713729186
I think the both left from einstein are pierre and marie curie. AM i right?
>>713721102
Geil
ayy lmao
>>713730745
if he didnt maybe we could still have had a united, strong scandinavia
>deusvultdeusvultdeusvultdeusvult
>>713729924
88th Memetics reporting in
>>713730281
If you have ever seen a hot fire, you will notice that the heat above caused a slight shadow on the ground.
>>713731650
You should study history more.
>>713732188
Fuuuck
>>713729726
i had that
>>713729186
man what is that a picture of. fucking marie currie, einstein, schrodinger, heisenburhe, maximum planks, theres some fucking bosses up in hurrrr
>>713729444
when yout mother asks where all the coke went*
>inb4 i don't get it
>>713732016
Only nigger could have spelling like that
>>713730327
I know right? nothing like the sound of fag tears falling like cascades
>>713732283
You are cancer.
>>713729924
1st Comfy Bedborne Division, reporting.
>>713729594
Virgin detected
>>713730715
mfw that pic gets posted
>>713720512
Do the flamethrower tanks really explode when shot like you see in moovies/games?
>>713727666
Nice trips
>>713732240
USSR stronk
>>713729186
>Young Einstein
>Einstein
kek'd
>>713723456
Chuckled
>>713727877
you just have to love these polskis
>most thrustworthy
germany
>least thrustworthy
germany
>>713728239
Are all the random ass sex acts necessary?
>>713728727
Lol thumbnail looks like black kid from hey arnold
>>713729121
>putin really has balls of steel
No, he's autistic
>>713723632
Kek'd and saved
>>713733076
kek
>>713727877
Only in Poland
>most trustworthy: Germany
>least trustworthy: Germany
>>713724584
I lost.
>>713727547
Different wars must be fought
>>713733333
HOLY SHIT WHAT A FUCKING WASTE
>>713732240
USA didnt do much
you should study non american history books more, faggot
>>713725683
Yet some people claim the holocaust never happened...
let's make this vape boi a meme
>>713732188
spooked
>>713733725
people usually claim the holocaust wasn't nearly as bad as historically claimed, jew-killing wise
>>713719376
lost at 'history edition'
Gandhi II - The Empire Strikes Back
>>713733333
Not enough checking on this post...
>>713733450
>actually caring about that kind of thing
Newfag please go.
>>713733333
>>713732931
Only ww1 ones.
>>713733333
Mother fucking checked
>>713733709
Didn't do much
Dude... Open a fucking history book, for your own sake.
>>713732931
Barrels don't explode when you shoot them either. You just ruin barrels and make a mess.
>>713729791
sweden, so cucked
>>713730281
Dear god I hope this is a joke
>>713732931
Can't be sure. When you shoot a pressurized container it'll usually pop, but shooting metal doesn't usually make sparks.
>>713733137
Take a look in the mirror while pondering if you should ask your whore mother that question and in pretty sure you'll get your answer.
>>713723743
Why doth thee artists of of India not into perspective? are they retards or soemthin?
>>713727547
You should be happy your grandfathers fought so you can live lives where your biggest problem is your fucking gender. You Ungrateful spoiled faggot kids
>>713734725
faggot stockholm bloodbath was in 1520 you 0 iq ghetto nigger
>>713727547
The usa is a nation of pussies.
>>713733709
>didn't do much
>opened the 2nd theater to further occupy Nazi forces
>single handedly ended the Japanese Pacific theatre
>invaded and too back the land lost to Germany
But yeah they didn't do much. Kill yourself.
>>713732549
kek
>>713725802
Make LDK great again
>>713735225
the pacific theater was your war, didnt join for months. the allies already had invasion plans when you joined. and if by single handedly you mean helped by every pacific country i guess thats true...
>>713735611
you fuckers wouldnt have even joined if you didnt have to. you had a really awesome president who took charge of you fuckin children
>>713735680
replied to the wrong guy... sorry
>>713735595
Holy shit.
>>713733709
Without usa, Hitler and the Nazis would have held onto their stronghold in Europe, once winter was over they would have pushed into rooskie territory then into Britain, which was all but falling already. Then the war would have moved into US soil and there's no telling what would have happened from there, but odds are Hitler would have won because of how much territory and people he would have already controled.
>>713735595
way to fuck up the format
>>713735225
japan surrendered after sooviet union took manchuria. you fucking faggots just blew up a dickload of civilians for no reason!
japan planned on surrenduring anyways just didnt want to cuz the us said they couldnt keep their emporer. so you blew them up for a while then let them keep the emporer anyways.
>>713735611
Didn't join because at the time it was none of our business. And we thought you weak fuckers could actually handle your own shit.
>>713735791
thats just blatantly not true.
>>713734465
>713734465
that's not what my anime says
>>713735868
This is false. Japan still didn't surrender after the first nuking so they had to get a second. Pre WW2 japs were a different, crazier breed than the weeks of today.
>>713734201
I would extend minutes to hours.
>>713729744
good lord
>>713734857
once a cuck, always a cuck. swedes spiraling down the cucked spiral all the way to the caliphate
>>713735937
It is entirely true the only point of loss for Hitler was losing his troops in Russia due to winter (thought he would have learned from Napoleon).
>>713732188
10/10
>>713732662
Lost
>>713736009
i blame anime
>>713729732
>>713736009
they planned on surrendering long before the nukes. its a proven FACT the nukes were unnecessary. the nukes were used almost soley for a dick contest between truman and stalin because truman wanted to show stalin what he had and what it could do
>>713736204
Anime came after the nuking. We literally beat them into changing their culture.
>>713719376
kek
>>713736121
he lost his troops due to lack of supply lines. winter helped but it wa winter for the russians too. The russians had overwhelming numbers. ask any fucking historian unless they are wearing american flag pants and may be biased.
>>713736278
This is just utterly wrong. Japs still refused to surrender after the first nuke faggot. Japs whole ideology was death was better than surrender at that time.
>>713720952
The only funny thing is, that the creator really has no idea and is the ancestor of one of our "heroic" allies...
>cant win in mediteranian sea
>cant hold any position in europe without german troops doing the actual work
>cant win in afrika... we send 2 divisions ...2 divisions and they win until american declaration of war
seriously keep making spaghetti lol
only worse allies than italians are french. they managed to surrender twice in one war.
>>713732931
No. The pressure comes from co2 tank. But it would be messy if you were using it when hit. Flametrowers were shit, lots of leaks and very very dangerous.
>>713735595
Trump is not an Austrian and he isn't telling the Germans anything so this makes no sense.
>>713736278
they didnt surrendr almost soley because they didnt want to loose their emporer. if truman wouldnt have been such a knob and said fine keep your literal god on earth it wouldve been done before even the firebombings before the nuke
>>713734445
>>713735225
>>713735791
wow people are stupid
>>713736406
And usa AND Russia took advantage of this. I'm not trying to say America did everything, but they did play a big part. Without either them or Russia the war would have been Germany's for the taking.
>>713734796
need some fries with that salt?
GAL
>>713736317
that's what i meant, it culminated with anime which has ruined japan.
>>713719376
YAAAS. Despite vualt
>>713736429
no man, legit. do some research. thats american propoganda as fuck. its true alot commited suicide before surrendering but that was just the government dick wagging to its people. the legit government had already tried but america wanted a complete surrender with no terms for japs. which bugged them because they wanted to keep their emporer. Truman dropped the nukes only for the gain of showing russia they had nukes
>>713736632
anime is a mutation caused by radioactivity
>>713733725
>>713734032
Same with USSR's extermination of rebels.
American history books say Stalin killed 36 million people, but historical records not to a few million.
Still not a great thing, but if the USA will lie to its own people about that, what else will they lie about?
>>713736632
The they really need a middle ground between weeb and samurai. They went from one extreme to the othet
>>713735984
keked
>>713727547
The guys on the left pic would be happy to be the guy on the right pic.
Unfortunately they couldn't because they had to risk their life and had to pose for photographs so some bored pussies, unsettled of feminine men, could glorify them in 2016.
>>713736770
>This Is what I like to believe so I can be non thankful to the Americans for saving my ass.
>>713736602
US was one of many countries to land on the beaches. there were like 5 beaches. a different country landed on each. america just happend to have more dudes left at that point in the war because they didnt fight when hitler still had hitpoints and mana left.
>>713735595
i wonder who is behind this post?
>>713723456
quality
>>713736536
cocksucker, i didnt mean to respond to myself.
>>713733195
Said the autistic child.
>>713736970
If we're going vidya here, of someone wears down a boss then does and someone else finished it off who gets credit for the kill?
>>713733709
Lend and lease program, aiding the division of Germany's forces, commanding the largest navy in the world on two fronts.
>>713736831
preach fam
>>713727792
American propaganda 101. Look up german battles and see how often they beat everyone
>>713737125
you mean building their rich guys off ripping off country's during the first and second world war? and ditching their promises to help the soviet union rebuild after profiting that hard from them. also they had a bitch navy to start with, but when you fuck over other countries in need for all their money i guess you gotta spend it on something. they did aid the allies though. supplied a few landing crafts to the canadians and shit. i guess...
>>713734088
>>>713733450
>>actually caring about that kind of thing
>Newfag please go.
Kys faggot obviously you're due back at retard school. Oh wait is it Christmas break at the special school already?
>>713719376
This is not funny
>>713727188
The German flag in this picture didn't exist until after the war
>>713737372
>>713730892
lookit those fuckin jews
>>713737315
its fucked that the world has one version of history and americans are tought one thats significantly different in many ways.
>Truman was a hero
is a common american sentiment. WUT
he killed more civilians for less of a reason then most african dictators ffs
>>713737624
the point is something else. And it did exist it was revolutionary flag in 19th century
>>713730398
Underrated kek
Whiterlight
>>713737636
>Canadian ship
definitely a shoop
>>713730239
>>>>>>>>>>>>>for no reason
>>713737624
>>713737701
1848 - pic related
>>713720952
I chuckled
>>713737673
There's actually a documentary on this on Netflix.
>>713736429
obvious faggot
the japs wouldnt surrender on the basis they did not want to lose the emperor
they got nuked
they repeated, no ruse emperor
USA said, yeah ok then
