Your age: Number of women you've fucked:
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Your age:
Number of women you've fucked:
>>713714576
41/40
Age: 42
Fucked: 100+
Number includes hookers. Got better sex from them than from any gf.
>>713714576
12
None
Same as you
>25
>1
Maybe I should leave the house sometime
>>713714576
27 / 2
gonna start getting laid pretty soon though. I can just feel it.
28
2
>>713714576
18/2
33
14
23
2
>>713714576
21/3
25/10
18
2
Not great but at least I'll never be a wizard
33
11 (Ages 18-63)
>>713714576
44/100+
>>713714576
23 / 13
>>713714576
22
0
>>713714576
21 - 2
Been with current girlfriend for 2 years
>>713714576
It is impossible to divide by zero, isn't it?
If I symbolically put one there, it gets to 19.
>>713714576
26
5
not soo good, not too bad
18
0
34-12 married 8 years
24-50
tinder made everything so fucking easy
>>713714576
27 and jeeze maybe about a dozen?
>>713714576
28
0
Getting a wizard status in april next year.
>>713718227
kek
30- 73
The internet made it so easy
>>713718283
F me, I ment 29, Im getting senile
25
2
I've had several opportunities the past few years. Even to the point where i've had girls tell me "wanna mess around?" and i've turned them down.
>>713718336
>F me
Why should we, no one else has.
>>713718374
maybe your just waiting for the right guy?
38/1
I dont have a problem with it. A pussy is a pussy.
>>713715080
top kek
>>713714576
21
2 hookers (travelling and alcohol)
6 non-hookers
1 my current best friend/fuck buddy
1 year girlfriend
2 year girlfriend
3 year girlfriend
1 random tinder bitch
1 friend after she saw me miserable post-breakup with 3 year girlfriend and wanted to cheer me up.
50
19
>>713718374
why?
>inb4: Cause you r a huge fag
24/3.
63
1
>>713718374
Maybe bois are more the thing for you?
craving cock much?
23/3
Honestly thought there were more, but they've mostly all been chicks i've fingered, sucked my dick, or anything else oral-related. Go figure.
>>713714576
25, 26 next February
0
Four years.
Four more years and I will become even more powerful than you could ever imagine!
Virgin Blood = Unlimited Power
>sumliek too atey
>bout tree fiddy
>>713718476
not really.
some are tight some are loose, some are small, some are huge, some are soft like velvet, some are dry like sand, some are pinkish peach in color, some are dark like chocolate.
just like boos, kittys also are different one from another, and the owners upkeep them or let them go.
>>713718714
/b/ro where are you from? I'll buy you a hooker.
>>713714576
34/75
Includes 50 hookers
Excludes blowjob only
45
26 or 27 if memory serves me well. No hookers
24
53
26/12 the last 2 same time
>>713718465
Ha, nice one, at this point I laugh at my self every day. O well such is life.
>>713714576
>almost 49
>zero
>>713718714
dude, backpage is your friend, look for GFE 'girlfriend experience', and become a man
>>713714576
89
475,000
lol ive fucked more women that most in this thread and im gay....
>>713718471
>>713718621
>>713718630
not gay. Just, depression can be hell.
its hard to get lewd with someone when you don't feel attractive and desirable, regardless if others think you are.
34 --- 43/44. I can't remember the exact number but it's around there. I've also had 2 girlfriends in the past 10 years so the numbers stopped at that point. Current one will be wife but it's fine with me. I've had a good run and she's great
>>713718465
kek
>>713718822
prostitutes don't count
>>713714576
Name?
15
not technically fucked, but got a cheap bj from a drunk chick at a house party this year and other time got a full on tits out bj in my school locker room after lunch from my ex
>>713718775
>I'll buy you a hooker.
>hooker
There ARE cheaper ways of getting diseases you know.
Seriously though, I just haven't found the right woman, and from what I've read from all those experiences of dudes losing their V-card at a young age, a lot of them actually regret it losing it at such a young age.
And my patience is also augmented anyways.
AND I have a gigantic fuckload of freedom being currently single.
How do you guys remember every single lay? I'm 22 and sitting at around 15 give or take a couple.
17, 5
>>713719077
>excuses left and right
Motivational Video for everyone here.
https://youtu.be/iqITqRWhpxg
>>713715026
>100+
its like mathematically impossible for you not to have an std. herps?
Do whores count?...
Because it would still be 0.
>>713715080
ban this faggot>>713714576
age: 23
women: 36
STD chlamydia.. cured with a tablet
>>713719077
you know what a condom is?
22 years old; 8 grills.
36
Maybe 13 or 14. Three of those spanned 11 years
>>713714576
32. lost track but over 70. at least 10 were escorts. Words to live by: if you can make a chick laugh and smile you can put your dick in that smile. unless you are an ugly piece of shit like most of you.
23/7
Current gf 4 years
>>713718875
>become a man
Not this guy, but 26 in two weeks and in his situation. Now how the fuck does paying some chick "Make you a man"?
You know, instead of working on finding your balls, talking to girls and trying to fuck them.
Not as immediate, but at this point buying a hooker would only painfully remind me of every girl I rejected because I couldn't fathom her wanting to fuck me (and there were many).
Hard way, best way. It wasn't easy to get out of being a friendless, mute, outcast autist, but I did it. So I will do this too, no matter how much time it takes, as long as I progress.
Nothing to it but trying until you get a feel for it , right?
>>713719402
You should be ashamed. You are a loser faggot.
>>713714576
Age:26 Fucked:7 Also sauce on her OP?
16
1
gonna up my game soon
>>713718219
fuck yea it did. POF is ok too but that is a longer game sometimes
21
4 girls
1 guy
17
0
46/75+ stopped counting after that
No hooks
No stds
Been married 14 years
19/4
26/2
28/15
30, somewhere between 25 and 32ish
It gets boring.
>>713714576
Age: 40
Fucked: 13 (mostly prostitutes, but not all of them)
22
3 girls
>>713719532
talk like that wont get you laid anytime soon, take it from me kiddo
34
8
I'm due for number 9 soon.
>>713714576
20
5
27 / 4
>>713719174
condoms work. thats why they are made. shit for brains. and who says i havent. if it can be cleared up with some amoxicilin its not a big deal.
>>713719174
You do know condoms exist, right?
paid sex is still sex. doesnt matter where you stick it in.
don't decredit me, fag.
>>713719650
Am also a world traveling, semi celeb tattoo artist and if I were not married could have doubled my total last year alone, lol
19
0
21/13
i dont think ive done too bad
>>713719044
You're on a good path son, stay Alpha
35/19
>>713719088
'cos it's easier to remember an actual lay than the imaginary ones
45
212 i kept track, never paid.
>>713719795
But condoms are not 100% safe.
>>713719527
dude, really.
is it your time of the month? want some cheese for you whine? just want some one to understand your feelings and talk to your soul? your body your choice?
so studmuffin, go say yes to one of the legions of girls begging for your dick and post pictures.
or else just get some Chardonnay and go watch Bridgette Jones and have a good cry, you'll feel better.
>>713719989
Yet it's the one's I passed on that I fap to instead of the one's I actually fucked. Ah, regrets. On the other hand I did pass on those to avoid the likelihood of an std.
>>713714576
19
2
19/2
First relationship 2 years
now its going on for 2 Months
if you havent fucked a woman for ever year you are alive you are pathetic. if you havent had fucked up sex challeneges with friends you are betas.
challenges completed:
fucked a different girl every day in one week. took a lot of planning. tinder gets credit for 3 of them, 2 were exs. 1 worked at starbucks. 1 met at the bar.
fuck a different girl on every continent (except the obvious one)
fuck one of every race. black, white, spanish, asian, middle eastern
fuck two chicks at once
challenges not completed:
fuck a mom and her daughter. not at thw same time.
fuck at 30000ft
fuck a someone half my age
fuck someone twice my age
goals in life boys. get on that shit.
28/1
...
>>713714576
19
2
>>713720429
lol, betas, bitch Im an omega.
>>713720171
NEITHER IS DRIVINGG A FUCKING CAR. if you are scared of everything in life you wont get anywhere. WORST case you gets AIDS. and thats not even fatal anymore. plus of you have aids there is a sexual network for people with aids and hiv so you can still fuck with no condom. ive never met anyone woth aids. people in canada dont have aids unless they are gay or black
>>713720429
>I'm empty inside so I need meaningless sex.
20/11
27/ + - 50
30
6
>>713719044
good job. keep at it man. i was banged my first chick at 13 but you are still doing good. just make sure you lose that vcard before you grad high school. dont end up like some of these beta faggots that are 30 and have only banged 2 chicks
>>713720748
pffffttttt. you are either a woman or a faggot. shut the fuck up
>>713718947
>its hard to get lewd with someone when you don't feel attractive and desirable, regardless if others think you are.
dude you're not asking them to marry you and have your babies.
just say yes to them and get laid.
>>713714576
Age: 24
Fucked: 5
I feel like I'm behind the game.
Age:31
Fucked: 11
>>713720636
good for you. dip your tip in some of those cum dumpsters then.
>>713721144
you are. get ontop of them asap.
29
6
I'm a short, fat, ugly fuck and lucky to have that high a number
>>713719468
>>713714576
20
0
>>713721293
why dont you go to the gym man? i went from 240lbs to 190lbs in about 9 months. went to the gym 5 times a week for about 45 mins. ate some shitty food but for the most part mostly chicken and rice. do 30 mins cardio and 15 mins of free weights. doesnt take much man. take before and after pics every month and you will see proof. its hard to notice it day to day but when you look from one month to the next its pretty cool. of you are fat and have fucked that many you will clean up if you are fit.
28
12
6 of them this year
>25
>25
Happy accidents are fun.
14
2
>that's right, niggers
>I deed it
>twice
30/0
>>713721550
not if she gets pregnant. have a box of plan B at your house or in your car. if you fuck a chick and she is sketchy put plan B in her morning coffee. kek
>>713721626
Wizard detected
>>713721610
fuck yea. good job /b/ro
18
1
Current gf, had at least 5 chances, never did them bc no self-esteem.
>>713714576
I need some sauce on that pic OP. Who dat?
56
>200
>>713721666
But my powers have not manifested yet it's been like a month
>>713714576
19
1
She was fat.
Very fat.
>>713721705
thats bullshit. wherw do you think you get selfesteem from. chicks riding your pole!
>>713721641
You're retarded.
>>713721505
Used to for a little while when I was a neet. Then didn't have the time when I got my job. Thanks to my car, may be unemployed after today so I might as well go back.
19,0
I'm ugly af
>>713714576
34
Stopped counting around 50.
>>713721666
Wizard.rinwar>>713721705
I'm 21, have fucked 8 girls
my friends(my age or a few years younger) have 20+ bodies. Like bruh.
18
~15 girls
Can't remember a couple because xanax
>>713714576
Age: 20
Fucked: 3, soon to be 4
18
~15 girls
Can't remember all because xanax
>>713714576
Age: 68
Number of women: 1
faithfuloldman signing off
>>713714576
23
fucked: 9
soon to be 10
>>713721052
for real who ever said masterbating is supposed to have meaning?
fucking someones brains out for the pleasure is the best guilty pleasure
21
0
i'm a girl and i'm straight so 5 guys
>>713722470
tits or gtfo
>>713722538
as if i'd actually do it just because you tell me to
>>713722630
will you pretty please?
