Superpowers thread the last one was fucking great.
Come up with a superpower snd others come up with a drawback that makes the power almost useless.
I will start.
The ability to gender swap at will (and still remain human. Last time someone used the whole switch to a random animal drawback)
>>713698979
Every time you switch genders you also gain spontaneous autism + downs syndrome for two hours.
>>713698979
Fun fact, these statues sold for something ridiculous like 30 million bucks.
>>713699100
Good one.
The ability to fold space and be able to travel anywhere in the universe at will.
>>713699121
sure fag
>>713699202
Travelling anywhere adds a 0.00000000000000000000000000001% chance per day that the entire universe will collapse in on itself.
>>713699121
Can confirm, i even have had lectures About these statues in college
The power to manipulate probability.
>>713699210
What nigger?
1 statue sold for 15 mil
>>713699422
he invented the style tho, if you were curious
that should stand for something
>>713699394
Sometimes, it probably works
>>713699394
But there's a chance it probably won't work.
The ability to have Super Speed but normal stamina.
>>713698979
The power to heal
>>713699519
You're doing it wrong. You say the power and OTHER anon come up with the drawback.
>>713699587
You heal in reverse
>>713699587
But you can only heal the wounds of dead people. They don't come back to life either.
>>713699587
You can only heal things other than yourself
CRAZZZZY DIAMOOOND
I can make threads on 4chan WITHOUT being a faggot
full time control
>>713699587
you die when you heal anyone other than yourself
>>713699684
But only if you cum in your mouth once a day.
>>713699684
They're all ylyl threads and people keep spaming the banana
>>713699210
>>713699389
Phonefag to the rescue
>>713699706
Your age is also affected
The power to age at will
The power to maintain good health
The power to fly
(Hard mode: no time/distance limit answers)
>>713699706
You are also affected by time manipulation
>>713699706
But only three seconds per day. So you can travel forward or backward in time three seconds. Freezing time also only last three seconds. And these are normal lengthed seconds that everybody else experiences.
>>713699867
only if you shut your eyes and hold your breath
>>713699867
You can only fly while having a orgasm
>>713699837
But you get every chronic illness that comes with aging and take it with you when you age back to being younger
>>713699865
but it only works as long as you never shower or clean yourself
>>713699865
You have to eat a baby once a year
>>713699867
But you are never in an open space and living in a cell underground
>>713699952
Still insanely useful
>>713699837
But only between the ages of 50 and 60
>>713699867
But you're afraid of heights
there's one in the MONA museum in Tasmania, saw it on Sunday
you have the power to control metal
>>713700074
That's pretty cool, I'd love to see one but sorta just as a gag
>>713700118
Only mercury
>>713700118
Only highly radioactive metals
>>713700118
But only if the metal is in your hands
The power to subjugate anyone you meet and bend them to your will.
>>713699519
0 inmunity against wind resistance or abrassion.
>>713699587
Chance of appearing random human organs in your body when you use your power.
>>713699706
Each minute of time control costs one year of your life
>>713699837
For each year you choose not to age, your mind healt degenerates into depression and autism
>>713699865
At the cost of a life without cumming
>>713699867
Each time your feet aren't touching the ground, you feel the call of the infinite blue, and the need to get lost in the atmosphere until some day you can't resist it and get lost in the space
>>713700194
Still amazing nerf more
>>713700244
Only autistic people
>>713700244
but they will remember everything afterward
>>713700118
But you can only eat metal, and it's insanely painful for your body to absorb it.
The power to blow stuff up by just looking at it
The power to become invisible and walk through walls at will
>>713700367
But you're blind
>>713700367
But you can't control when it happens
The power to teleport
(Interesting answers please not the usual 'but you can't control the location')
>>713700371
Your naked everytime you reappear
>>713700406
But you can't control the location
>>713700244
Only for 1 day, then they'll become inmune to your powers. Also, you can't make them harm themselves.
Hard mode: After your control, they'll fell the urge to rape your ass
>>713700406
You can get trapped inside of walls and objects
>>713700367
You can't ever look into a mirror ever again
>>713700442
He said not that
>>713700406
but somehow you can't control the location
The ability to make Anita Sarkeesian shit in my mouth on command
>>713700244
only if they find you attractive
The power to make people pee themselves
>>713700515
but she stops being a feminist
>>713700406
Your body cells will travel in attoseconds to your destiny through alien lovecraftian dimensions. This will give you night terror for life. If you break your concentration while teleporting you'll become trapped there forever.
>>713700413
needs a bigger nerf, you could always just reappear at home
>>713700515
Each time she does, you get a little brainwashed into feminism
>>713700515
but only if your having sex with your grandmother
>>713700549
but you have to shit yourself for it to work
>>713700549
But now you have no control over your own bladder
The power to cum like a futanari
>>713700371
0.01% chance to become permanently invisible
>>713700566
you reappear inside out
>>713700648
You cum so hard that nearly every kind of sex is lethal for your partner.
The power to get a job anywhere you want.
At the cost of your soul. :D:DD:DDD:D
>>713700367
Each time you do this it kills brain cells, with the number growing exponentially the more you use the power.
Starts with the same number that one beer would kill, and then doubles each time.
>>713700648
You need to absorb semen through your ass to reload your power
I'm sure you're ok with this
How about the ability to use any superpower you can think of?
The ability to go invisible and to teleport while invisible
>>713700754
Would be the " Cum hitman" killing people with my cum shots
>>713700406
You suffer an existential crisis each time your body is reformed, when you realize that you technically might not be the same exact person you were before you teleported.
You have the power to give any planet an inhabital atmosphere
>>713700648
But each time you do your penis shrinks 4 inches
>>713700797
It's completely random and changes every 24 hours
>>713700755
Anywhere you get a job, co-workers will have an intense hatred of you.
>>713700648
But only after masturbating for a solid week without stopping or sleeping.
>>713700549
>>713700615
i'm in fucking tears someone call an ambulance
>>713700797
At the cost of autism with only 5 minutes per day of sanity
>>713700804
If you get a boner while invisible you instantly reappear naked wherever you are, and can't use this power again for a month
>>713700755
But your boss is your worst enemy
>>713700868
For sea life only
>>713700754
That would be an awful method of killing some one.
Not only would the cause of death be immediately noticeable (a gaping flesh wound starting from within a body cavity), but it would also be dripping with your DNA.
>>713700868
But doing so destroys that planets sun.
>>713700839
That would be an awful method of killing some one.
Not only would the cause of death be immediately noticeable (a gaping flesh wound starting from within a body cavity), but it would also be dripping with your DNA.
>>713700868
but the planet is instantly destroyed
>>713700797
But each time you use it you lose 20 yrs of your life
The ability to make hookers pay me for sex.
>>713700804
But you have no control over when it happens or where you end up
>>713701117
but shit blasts out of your ass every 4 minutes for the rest of your life
>>713701117
Out of pity
>>713699100
>>713699255
>>713699422
>>713699588
>>713699633
>>713700244
>>713700399
>>713700566
>>713700755
>>713700911
>>713701022
The ability to get repeating digits on command.
>>713701078
What if the super power I chose to use was to add 25 years to my life?
>>713701187
but if you ever visit 4chan again u die forever
>>713701117
only works on hookers with STDs, you cant use condoms
>>713701226
You grow old
The power to make everything cold
>>713701226
The you would lose 20 and spend the next 5 getting butt raped
>>713700755
but you never get paid
>>713701351
but you have extreme autism
>>713701351
But you go into a diabetic coma everytime you make something cold
you can shit out of your dick
>>713701351
but in an extremely limited radius
The power to control animals in your vicinity
>>713701583
Fish only
>>713701536
But every girl on the planet knows it. Good luck getting a blowjob
>>713701536
But only during vaginal sex
The ability to grant wishes so long as the wisher drinks my jizz.
>>713701685
TFW this is my fetish
>>713701710
Children only
The power to sleep as long as i want
The power of understanding every language in the universe without messing up anything when you speak that language.
>>713698979
The ability to fuck anyone you want without getting stds
>>713701187
Every time you get repeating digits, you are stuck in the pose of dubs guy for a period of time.
This period of time increases for triples, quads, etc. and increases over time.
>>713701710
But you go inta a seizure the entire time
>>713701857
but if you get erect you die
>>713699121
STFU, no way they were that expensive
>>713701817
but your dreams are nightmare on elm street
>>713699633
You can cover up every murder or make tons providing open casket funerals, still very usefull
>>713699422
Fucking life sized....
You would have to pay me 15 mil to put that in my home
>>713700010
Thats a win win
>>713701850
But you become mute
>>713699837
But you can only age, not get younger anymore
>>713700565
Thats how nightcrawlers teleport works
>>713700911
I have that
>>713700406
But you can't control the location
>>713701536
but you have shit in your dick
>>713700118
only diamonds
>>713702172
I can live with that, don't have to deal with people who do not know sign language.
I'll take blood munipulation
>>713701761
That's good tho
The ability to say how much money i will pull out of my pocket and be able to immediatly pull that much money out of my pocket.
Regardless of what pocket i reach in to. Can be any pocket not just the ones on my own clothing.
i can scroll past "reply to this post or your mother will die" posts without anything bad happening or me autistically replying
>>713702392
Only your own blood and you pass out from blood loos every time you use it
I can reanimate the dead to do my bidding
>>713702392
you have to suck and swallow a gallon of fart in order to control 1 pint of blood
>>713702425
But then skips your mom and goes to your friends amd loved ones.
>>713702418
its always monopoli money
>>713702477
You can only make them jump off of a cliff.
The ability to make all the ground I stand on within a radius of the whole planet as hotter than the surface of the sun for 2 secs
>>713702516
but that would be something bad happening.
>>713702552
You unfortunately are not immune to the heat and burn yourself as much as everyone else.
>>713702552
You get burned with it
>>713701351
But you have no control over how far the temperature drops so everything around you instantly flash freezes
The power to get digits at will
>>713701351
Including your heart
;_;
The power to learn anything I want just by watching it once.
>>713702871
But you're in a wheelchair and can only communicate by a voiced computer. And you get AIDS.
>>713703085
Overkill much?
The power to save and reload irl
You can see past events you've been to, through touching an item or seeing it through a photo or reading it in a journal, with the control of projecting yourself to that point in time.
>>713703085
Nah, just have to learn to walk and talk by looking at people. The only downside is Aids, but then it's not that bad with money.
>>713703171
But everytime you do, the tumor in your brain grows larger and deadlier. But you get to fuck Mila Kunis!
>>713703371
Mah nigga!
Except it was some blonde chicka
>>713703371
>>713703427
Yep, but Kutcher is now porking Kunis, so ^^
The ability to read minds
Downside is you have Alzheimer's
>>713698979
ability to talk to moths
Ability: Become invisible whilst standing still
Downside: uncontrolable flatulences
The ability to see farts as an orange gas cloud, so you can dodge the smell.
Downside: Everybody will blame yo - who smelt it dealt it.
>>713703148
30% chance to corrupt save file
The ability to legally marry qt. 9 year old
Contra:
>Mohammad
>>713702983
Each words your Vision grows 1% to total blindness forever
Ability to turn your Body into your 12 year old self, but the mind stays the same
Get your dick telepathicly sucked by anyone u think of
>>713704878
they use teeth