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How to fix?
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>>713672963
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>>713672963
>Buy fishing pole
>Attach money,make-up,clothes, etc. to hook
>Bate Hot slut to other end of shit-fall
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>>713673279

>proceed to fuck hot slut covered in warm sticky feces
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>>713673101
I'd throw my wad of cash and magnum condoms on the ground. then she'd come to me.
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walk around

/thread
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>>713673376
No, i would give her a good spray down with a water hose or maybe just a Dasani water bottle. Spritz her with some cheap walmart perfume then we all good.
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>>713672963
>*Think for a little
>Realize how amazing a waterfall of shit is
>Go run off to find the source while hot slut dies of starvation
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>>713672963
Take psychedelics, lose all sense of reality but myself and what lies beneath my subconscious. Problem fixed.
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>>713672963
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>>713673221
She becomes a trap and her penis expands over my head like a ceiling so I walk to her safely and we fuck. But she's a female so it's not gay.
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>>713673221
This
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>>713673890
>Penis
>Female
Pick one
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>>713672963
EZ
>Get in my car
>drive through shit
>Open door
>Big tittied slut, and overwhelming smell of shit.
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>>713674091
... Penis?
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Walk though the shit and fuck her in the ass with my already shit covered dick. Anyone afraid of poop needs to go back to 2nd grade.
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>>713672963
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>>713674091
Nice meme.
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>>713675175
Lasso of truth?
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>>713675214
Fuck her in the dick?
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>>713675364
>Her
>Dick
Pick one
For the love of god, if someone has a dick they cannot be female.
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>>713675647
...strap on?
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>>713673579
...covered in shit
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>>713675647
Fuck her in the dick!
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put this over your head, then go under the fall with it at this angle and place it like so, fuck hot slut. Go under center of object, reverse it's tilt as you hop over the shit that accumulated
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>>713672963
Nemo me impoop lacessit
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>>713675904
forgot picture because i'm full autismo
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>>713675647
traps are fucking hawt
i'd rather have a QT3.14 trap girlfriend then some regular fucking slut
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>>713675949
>traps are fucking hawt
Sure if you're gay and into men.
>trap girlfriend then some regular fucking slut
Of course you would, because your a raging homo.
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>>713675915
how did you get the brick at that angle in his hands?
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>>713676304
I rotated it.
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>>713675915
Sorry I don't speak retard
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>>713672963
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>>713675949
Did 4chan do this to you?
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>>713676608
You should read more.
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>>713672963
I'd just sit outside and hit on her while masturbating. She can't go anywhere.
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>>713676776
I love these threads
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>>713676699
you better fucking believe it
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>>713676564
RIP sides
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>>713672963
>>713673101
>>713673221
>>713673809
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>>713674614
fucking lol
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Nothing to fix. My dick is going to be Covered in shit soon enough.
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>>713676776
Kek
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By doing nothing
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>>713679908
I hate Chad
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>>713673809
hahahaha how do you do that to a pic?
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>>713680955
Lysergic acid diethylamide
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>>713676564
hahahaha this killed me, dont even know why
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>>713674582
underrated
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>>713672963
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>>713675175
The Incredibles 2
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>>713673606
kek
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>>713676651
full tard
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>>713677230
underrated
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>>713676198
This.
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>>713672963
i'm good
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Two things come to mind for me:
>WHERE IS ALL THE SHIT ACCUMULATING?
>This slut must really like shit to be surrounded by it and basically breath shit air all day.

Imma pass. you do you, slutty shit lady.
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>>713672963
ignore.. the skeeze is probably laced with AIDS, Syphillis, HPV, Hepatitis, and Drug resistant Gonorrhea.
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y'all need to play more paper mario
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Just because she's a hot slur doesn't mean I could hang her. She would probably just be mean to me
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>>713680955
The android photo studio
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>>713677820
your theme is disgusting.
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>>713685940
creative, i like it
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I doubt a hot slut would condone sex with me, so I'd bring a gun, run through the shit, and then I'd bang her...and then I'd bang her. I guess depending how far away she is from civilization, I'd bring a shovel.

Not sure if I want to go a second round, but I'd consider it while the body is still warm. Right after rigor mortis, it's pretty much off limits for me. I don't give a shit about the shit. It'll be an allegory of my life. I guess I can wash the inside of my car over the weekend.
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>>713689347
Is that supposed to be a nigger?
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>>713692238
Yes.
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>>713672963
If your a nigger you would just stand in the waterfall of shit open your mouth and jerk off!
Eat da poo poo like icecream.
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>>713677230
Owww shit yes
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>>713692318
Nigger are you telling me you couldn't find brown in Paint?
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>>713672963
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>>713672963
> Build toilets in India
> stop waterfall of shit
> get slut
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do a 360 and walk away
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>>713673606
That's not how /thread works newfag
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Can someone do the shit falling in a kiddie pool with me and her in it im too high.
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>>713694632
Poo in loo
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>>713673846
> underrated post
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>>713694472
Into shit?
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>>713694472
India has only shit. No hot sluts
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>>713672963
Funniest thing is that none of these cucks would not do anything even if there was not that shitfall
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>>713676576
fucken lol'd
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>>713690690
it probably makes him think he's 1337
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>>713695536
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>>713695536
oi bruv shut da fuk up ey durty mungrel cunt ey fuken kill yazelf durty fuken mungrel cunt ey
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>>713675647
>if someone has a dick they cannot be a female
Sure thing, pal. Stay mad.
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>>713683573
underrated
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>>713677230
hahhhaha
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>>713688998
Oh do one with mario sunshine dude
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>>713695536
>none of these cucks would not do anything even if there was not that shitfall

Laern too gramer dud, go bak two skol.
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>>713674614
This... Oh god, you clever cunt.
Sides.
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>>713679908
I know why his hat is brown, though.
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>>713683573
Autism in a picture.
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>>713685940
Nice, bruhh.
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>>713679908
FUCKING CHAD
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>>713672963
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>>713672963>>713672963
Well seeing as i am a 3d being i would probably go around the Shit fall
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>>713676776
Kek'ed
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>>713672963
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>>713699574
best one
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errybody has mspaint come on
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>>713676576
fucking wizard...
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>>713692809
underrated
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>>713700150
best one yet
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>>713674677
Ain't self-delusion fun?
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>>713676699
I swear, traps are a fucking meme here.
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>>713701495
>>713676304

figured it out
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>>713675647
False. Female Hyena's have some sort of retarded cock
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>>713696112
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Epic thread! 10/10
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GET REKT NOOBS xD
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>>713672963
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>>713672963
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>>713676198
This is quite factual
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>>713677820
You literal piece of shit
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>>713703285
lol
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>>713676564
Why do you cross out slut?
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>>713703285
10/10
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>>713696590
>so that even I can understand you
>not so others who actually give a shit can understand you
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>>713701863
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>>713674614
Kek
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simple.
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>>713694632
made me kek
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozp9817MLKo
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Only real Gs will understand
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>>713675647
clits are kinda like super tiny dicks
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>>713706762
BLINK DAGAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~
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>>713700087
>mind blown
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this ofc
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>>713703197
fug
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>>713672963

Just use that one weird trick to increase dick size
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>>713706762
Kelen's dagger
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