I found a leather bag in a parking lot with three bags of cash. Im getting ready to count it out.
66 decides what i do with half of it. 88 chooses what i do with the other half.
Spend it on groceries.
>>713672418
Spend all the money on pocket pussies.
>>713672418
turn it into the police
>>713672418
Turn it in to the cops
>>713672418
Send half to me.
>>713672560
kek rolling for this
>>713672572
Reroll.
>>713672418
Ill take the other half. mail it to me
Give me half of it. Or buy some good booze.
>>713672418
Be a good person, for the first time in your life, and hand it in to a bank or the police with the location in wich you had found the bag.
>>713672418
actually yeah good idea send half to me
Send it to me.
>>713672418
Spend it all on a steam gift card and then give it away to someone who rolls 88
>>713672418
Donate it to the great leader Donald Trump
Send me some
>>713672738
uggh, maybe the police but certainly not the bank.
Fuck you dude.
Why cant this shit happen to me :(
Might as well try. Send some to me.
Donate it to 4chan.
Donate one half to less fortunate families for this holiday season
Burn it
>>713672418
mail the hundreds to me.
Return to owner. Or mail me some.
First bag has $253.
Donate half to 4chan reroll
>>713672860
I'm a less fortunate family. Send it to me.
Buy all the Hentai you can
>>713672418
Return it.
Mail me half of the total. Give away the other half to whoever rolls trips.
>>713672902
send it to me, anon.
>>713672418
cocaine you lucky bastard
>>713672876
Reroll
Keep it all and buy yourself something nice.
>>713672902
How much in total?
send to me pl0x
>>713672418
Buy putt plug and make video.
roll it into a joint and smoke it
That looks suspicious to me. The bag is for deposits/withdrawals at a bank, usually given to corporate account owners.
Banks obviously don't give out bills in ziplock bags, and I'd be surprised if someone just dropped it on their way to deposit it, and then forgot all about it.
Could be a law enforcement sting op, usually narcotic related.
Buy manga with it.
Donate to a local charity
send it to me, my email is [email protected]
up your ass it goes, op
Give to me op.
burn it
turn it in to the police OP
>>713672933
Reroll for better dubs
keep it, but lick every note
First half...
Buy a new pair of shoes, and enough rubber bouncy balls to fill them. Unleash in nearest multi-floor mall during peak hours.
Second half...
The most expensive possible bottle of alcohol of your choice. Endeavor to invite someone of import--a local celebrity, politician or maybe a sommelier--to enjoy it with you.
Holy shit the second one has $700
Send to my house
>>713672418
NYC did some bullshit sting where they actually dropped bags and wallets like this shit, and then arrested people if they thought they weren't going to turn it in.
>Operation Lucky Bag
>>713672418
return it
buy us all steam games.
Give me the other half
Buy yourself a lapdance at a strip club
Donate 1 half to Wikipedia (put in checking account, and pay by debit) or a local Church (in the donation box)
>>713673117
Yooo. Send it to my house
Mail it to me.
>>713673167
Rip. Also send it to me.
>>713673187
fuck, so fucking close....
rr
>>713673188
Who?
Buy a bunch of markers.
burn it upload it to youtube
Poop on half on ground outside, poor gas over it, then burn it. Post video of the processes
I deserve the money. Give it to me
donate to isis
>>713673169
>Buy yourself a lapdance at a strip club
Guys got $700, thats at least 2 hours with a mid level escort in my area, 1 hour if you want anal or pictures.
Crayons
I'll gladly take half of it.
Use it to buy posters with you saying you found this bag of money and your not going to give it back. Put these poster all around the area you found it.
>>713673285
shit....
ok... um... donate it to Red Cross?
burn it upload it to youtube.com
>>713673021
>>713673139
This. These happen all the time. I would turn it in out of paranoia.
>>713672418
This is how no country for old men started OP, Godspeed
Start a savings acount for your retirement
I demand the 66 so the money goes to me
Send me half
Give the other half to yourself.
>>713673096
You're thinking small. Jizz into a container, and write (preferably with a quill) "Fuck you" in your semen-ink on every bill, then turn it back in.
take a shower with it.
Donate it to some bum you see on the street or one of the operation things they hold in stores.
Ready? Send it to me, OP.
Save it don't blow it
>>713673335
Reroll for reward
>>713673333
Waist of a good quad
>>713673139
How is it illegal to find a bag or wallet full of money?
>>713672738
Hey jerks, finders keepers. If you actually think the bank will be honest you're a bigger jerks than I thought
>>713672418
Donate it to an orphanage
Send me half of it bro.
>>713672876
Burn roll
>>713673139
it's illegal to keep found money if there's no identification or proof of ownership with it?
66 get give it to me
Strippers and coccain
donate it to a food shelter whatever
>>713673355
roll
>>713673333
Get naked and roll around in it.
Send it to my paypal
[email protected]
Donation basket at McDonald's. If 88, send to me.
Donate it to Scientology
Give to me
check em
Send me half
I'll use half of my half to run a 50/50 FanDuel. If we win I'll send you the half back.
>>713672418
Heads or tails OP
Me
Bad Dragon dildos.
Buy 5 large black dildos from Amazon.
Give $1 to ever person you meet in a mall or something until you run out
Mail here pls.
>>713673509
I need to know what I stand to win
>>713673333
Smart quads, very smart quads. Hell yeah.
>>713673507
Reroll for gambling
Flush it down the toilet.
>>713673483
reroll
give it all to a hungry looking street bum
Buy alcohol for homeless people.
You give half to me
>>713673325
>This. These happen all the time. I would turn it in out of paranoia.
If it was a sting he would have been busted after the cop made some arbitrary judgement that he probably wasn't going to turn it in. They never would have let him take it home.
>>713673588
WINRAR
>>713673509
KEK, was waiting for this guy to show up
Give it to the government. They need your taxes!
>>713673588
wiener
>>713672418
Christmas presents for your family and friends
Donation
>>713673588
Winer
>>713673588
Cha ching
buy food and hand it out to the homeless
Spend it all on condoms, post results.
>>713673483
Donate it to Bill Gates.
Donate it to 4chan, keep the servers running!
>>713673588
randomm333@yahoo
If you are legit
save it for a rainy day
>>713673665
so fucking close
attend a Mass at a local Church and put the rest in the collections
>>713673483
Last try.
Buy food and hand it out to people that look homeless
>>713673665
reroll
>>713673449
>it's illegal to keep found money if there's no identification or proof of ownership with it?
Apparently in New York. Because in new york they don't have enough actual problems, they need to bust people for not maxing out paragon points.
Buy a loli some clothes
send it to me.
Last bag has $232
Total of $1185
Fucking winrar.exe.
>>713673765
>>713673767
lmfao
just go buy a bunch of tic tacs with it, OP
buy me a copy of civ 6
http://steamcommunity.com/id/1094u041/
Buy hookers
>>713673765
tough luck bro
GIve it to a random nigger
>>713673811
buy as many Tic Tacs as you can
>>713673583
Everything
>>713673810
re roll
Send half to me, pls
>>713673765
FUCK ME WTF
>>713673821
civ6 p l e a s e
>>713673834
Roll
Throw it in the trash
burn it
To my paypal
Go to McDonalds and give it to the first person who opens the drive thru window
Cum on it.
>>713673863
Reroll
Give it to me. Kik: redopool
>>713672418
You shouldn't be putting this online nigga. You going to jail
k
put it back
Buy some food and give it to someone else who is hungry
>>713672418
hand it to a nigger, ask for dope. shoot the dope up in front of the nigger
>>713673914
Giving it 3 rolls
>>713673821
reroll for civ6
Eat it
>>713673881
reroll
donate to a charity of choice
Mail me
Transfer half to me bb
Turn yourself in to the local police.
kkkkkk
Buy a kiddie pool and fill it with water, let it grow algae and mold for a few months and then put it in balloons, drop it from a high building, even if it doesn't hit anyone, it will still make a green sticky mess below that will smell bad.
Or just throw them at fucks.
>>713673956
>>713673914
oh well better luck next time /roll
>>713673783
i just looked up that operation, it seems like it wasn't exactly "unmarked bags of money" but more like they'd leave unguarded purses/wallets here and there, that is a little more sketchy than picking up a random bag of money.
buy a bunch of LED christmas lights for your house.
Buy me hella steam cards
1k tax free? Hookers man. Thats what you do with it.
kik.
>>713673811
strip club nigga!
also roll a quarter ounce into a blunt
burn it!!! hahahahaha
>>713673821
civ 6 reroll, just one game
Send me money
rfef
eat it
>>713674066
WINRAR
Buy all the LSD you can and spike kids drinks.
>>713674066
winrar!!!!!
Captcha: Economics
Kys
Give to me pls
eat it until you choke and die
>>713674066
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
OP is going to jail after I call creative leisure international lol
Now the question is, will OP deliver?
>>713674066
>>713674066
damn you got it motherfucker!
send it to my paypal
>>713674104
I'm not wasting good acid on fucking children.
Now pregnant women...
>>713673699
Will OP deliver?
>>713673588
Op here. How do i know where to send it. What if someone impersonates as being the winrar by posting an email.
>>713674024
What exactly is a purse if not an unmarked bag of money? NYC does sketchy shit like this all the time. I hear they also hassle people for scanning metro cards.
>>713673333
Collaspe 3333=66
burn it!!!!!
Everybody on 4chan gets a copy.
>>713674133
FUCK
ADD 33 PLS
>>713674229
quads are already dubs moron
Throw it away
shit on it, and throw in neighbor's yard. Do they want it enough to dig through ur shite?
>>713674199
That is the question, seee it on the next thread in: 4chan cancer
>>713673699
Cap: street signs
>>713672418
Go to restaurants and pick up the tabs of strangers. That, or meth...
>>713674066
>>713672418
where's my steam invite
>>713673021
More likely OP cashed his paycheck and had a cash slip, so he made a thread. Be honest, its way more likely than finding money, let alone packaged like that...
>>713674238
fuck u 4chan
Wait pls no
PayPal the money to me anon
>http nypost com/2014/09/18/ nypds-operation-lucky-bag-gutted-by-wrongly-arrested-settlement/
http nypost com/2014/09/18/ nypds-operation-lucky-bag-gutted-by-wrongly-arrested-settlement/
>http nypost com/2014/09/18/ nypds-operation-lucky-bag-gutted-by-wrongly-arrested-settlement/
http nypost com/2014/09/18/ nypds-operation-lucky-bag-gutted-by-wrongly-arrested-settlement/
OP, tell guys to screenshot with personal info to prove its them.
>>713674374
When I was 16 I found 40K in the trunk of a car.
>>713674388
HOLY SHIT I DID IT FUCKUFKCUFKCUFJCUFUCIFU
DUDE
DUDE
UDD
I rolled FOR MONEY
What can I message u on
DUDE
>>713674466
Story?
I see an 88 and a 66. Whats your guy's emails?
>>713672418
Buy some dragon dildos and make a charitable donation to the world wildlife fund
>>713674492
Someone already got it faggot.
convert into gold and shove it up your ass with pic and timestamp
>>713674492
Op here sombody already got 88 bucko.
I'm rolling for you to give me 300 at [email protected] paypal bruh
I'm always in need of some cash
>>713674521
just give me my goddamn CIV 6 and keep the rest
>>713674212
That was a pretty specific request.
Hit me up and I'll screen shot my FanDuel to verify where it's going.
I mean I can only deliver if you can...
>>713674574
I'm going to fucking kill myself
I got one good fucking roll
And this shit happens
Fuck this
>>713674618
Randomm333@yahoo
>>713674515
I lived in a suburb of Washington DC. House party we were at got busted. Decided to drive into city. Sometimes ogle streetwalkers but this time we were just driving through M street in Georgetown. Lots of Bars. I'm drunk. Gotta pee. Pull over. Go behind bar to piss. See car. Trunk partly open. Dufflebag inside. Grab it. Holy fuck money
>>713674789
If OP deliveres I'll start a sports thread and let b risk half by picking the lineup via rolls
>>713672418
get a girl pregnant and buy her an abortion
>>713674852
You got 40k from that? Holy shit, wish i was that lucky.
Ok so i have these two emails. I'll email you guys and just tell me who wanted civ and who won the gamble roll.
go to mcdonalds and invite random peaople to eat
>>713675013
>>713673821
civ 6 = Civilization 6
it's a game on steam
>>713675013
Yahoo - gambling
Letting B risk half of mine
Give one half to me
Keep it
>>713675145
Already over, dumbass.
>>713672418
spend half on xbox currency then give me it
burn the other half
>>713673139
Wow NYPD are fucking bored
>>713674986
Had to split it with my 2 idiot friends though. Spent most of it on drugs amd stupid shit. Sneakers and what not. Until my mom started asking why i was coming home with new shit all the time. She started to get suspicious and finally found my stash and confiscated it lol
Im going to deliver for the civ 6. Hold on. Then I'll email the yahoo guy.
>>713675377
I would have saved up or bought some guns with that money. Sucks that your mom confiscated it. What did she do with it?
Please for the love of God put it in your savings account.
Bunch of hookers n cocaine
>>713675563
I was 16 and retarded. All i wanted to do was have sex and get high and thats pretty much what I did. I dunno what she did with it. She says she just used it for normal family related stuff but I dunno.
>>713675100
>>713675199
>>713675377
>>713675522
>>713672418
Make a simple scholarship for a college near you that you like. Some college kiddos need money.
That looks like a bank bag for some kind of business. Probably dropped it while making a bank run.
Savings account
PUT IT BACK
send to me via pay pall
Donate it to a no kill animal shelter
deliver coming
You donate it to charity like a good anon
OP delivered <3
>>713672418
buy a copy of the imperial assault board bame
Buy yourself a gram of pot with the other half its already been decided anon
>>713676706
>>713676907
HOREE SHIT
WHAT A WASTE OF FUCKING MONEY YOU DUMB ASS
>>713676907
OP not a fag
Still waiting on email though.
go donate it all to some tranny on cam
>>713677369
It is the holiday season
>>713676907
>>713676706
Both .png
>Op is a LARPer faggot, I can sense it
>>713672418
So what part of California do you live in OP? That's the company name on the bag. It's a bag businesses take to the bank when doing deposits.
>>713677796
>>713677356
You should have an email. Check it and lmk.
>>713672418
still waiting on an 88 right? donate the second half to a local food bank. just in time for the holidays.
>>713678224
might as well reroll it
>>713678224
Nah 88 has already one. One winar already got his payout
>>713677356
Update: OP has made contact.
Gib it 2 me
>>713672418
>ITT OP worked all night and wants to have a thread to celebrate all the money he's going to hand over
haha
>>713679169
Looks like OP not a fag though..
Will create new thread tomorrow. Another for B to risk half on FanDuel.
I will gladly have you send half to me
the point of these threads is to not deliver
Give it to me. Reply with your email address if I win, and we'll go from there.
>>713680848
Looks like OP delivered once in this thread
2nd delivery tomorrow