Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>713554132 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713554132
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mX_9ths7t4
Alice2 claimed.
THERE IS BUT ONE TRUE WAIFU
ALL OTHER WAIFUS ARE FALSE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>713568937
I love you Alice2.
Nobody will take you away from me.
Sameji claim'd
Sonokawa Momoka is now claimed ^^
Claim
>>713568937
Rolling for trips to steal
>>713569122
Hah!
Good luck, mongol.
None of you have ever felt a vagina before
>>713569162
You'll have to sleep sometime.
>>713569172
I have and I didn't like it and that's why I'm gay now.
Claimu!
>>713569216
a cute
Feels good hanging out with my gf while you virgin man babies pretend to be anime characters and masturbate to cartoons
>>713569242
15 year old liar detected
>>713569197
Love sleeps for noone!
>>713569216
a shit
>>713569292
well, at least i'm not friends with a nigger and drive a shit car
>>713569062
are you neet?
>>713569292
She looks like that ugly girl from TYT
>>713569369
Who are you anyway?
>>713569380
/thread
>>713569485
I'm Nobody! Who are you?
>>713569522
I forgot this thread is filled with new meat these days.
>>713569587
Iris. Old poster.
>>713569405
Not by Wikipedia's definition
>>713569216
>>713569644
I don't know who you are.
That name means little to me.
Regardless, Iris. If you dare challenge me in claiming Alice2, I will make you regret it.
My love for Alice2 burns a fiery red.
It's a flame more powerful than the sun!
>>713569634
i forgot what an abominable piece of shit you are
thank god you reek from a mile away and I can avoid it
>>713568924
https://youtu.be/61TQB3DFGH0
>>713569685
are you in cmployment currently?
>>713569753
Oh yeah? Well, I'll behead my child just to have a chance to hold her hand.
>>713569848
What's a cmployment?
>>713568893
who this? anime?
>>713569756
>When he gets that mad over something on the internet so he starts to be offensive and call you names.
Is okay.
You'll grow up of it, hopefully.
>>713569846
Nice.
>>713569380
Kek, you know your fat ass wouldn't say racist shit in public. I drive a truck you couldn't afford with your good boy points
>>713569892
Hah! Pathetic!
I'd poison an entire kidergarten class just to get close to her!
>>713569908
employment
>>713569892
>>713570041
You could just share
>>713569977
>When he insults everyone he doesn't in a thread just because he is bored
Is okay.
I deal with trash like you every day
>>713570076
Yes
>>713570041
Poison them to death?
>>713569997
I saw your shitty rav4 earlier dude, that's not a truck
>>713570099
>When he insults everyone he doesn't
>>713570134
If that's what it took, then yes.
>>713570092
only fags share -_-
>>713570127
what do you do? :o
>>713570092
>share
When I post music, I don't.
>>713569977
Its a goid example of an Australian band.
When you guys are intresting, you aren't.
>>713570136
>just noticed the black dude
Wow i think i'm racist, didn't even see him at first, so black
>>713570092
>share
>Alice2
I t-think you're a l-little bit new here, b-buddy..
To put it simply
NO
SHE
IS
MINE.
>>713570136
It's a Tacoma you neckbeard, what does mommy drive you around in? That guys like my best friend lol
>>713570204
Would you rape a little girl for Alice too?
>>713570273
hey you wanna stop being a little bitch and try contribuutun?
>>713570265
Well, I need to finish this album first and maybe I'll listen to more songs from them, afterwards.
How is your day going?
>>713570338
Trick question.
I would never touch a girl who isn't Alice2
RETARDDDDD!
>>713570439
How does it feel to fantasize about meeting a cartoon character instead of just getting real pussy? I really wanna know lol
>>713570217
What's this then?
http://4archive.org/board/b/thread/684124992
>>713570217
Why do you keep asking questions? -_-
>>713570439
Fuck you, I'll claim her next thread. So long.
>>713570323
that makes it worse on both accounts
Forehead claimed.
>>713570574
Kek, found that pic on google in 5 secs but even if that was your car. You still can't get pussy so you have a cartoon wife? How fuckin ugly are you lol
>only girls or faggy city boys drive cars
>>713570517
that is a waifu thread from may
i'm curious -_-
>>713570574
>Subaru
Dude that's a notorious lesbian car
>>713570434
Its one of their better albums.
My day was long. Full of things to do, had a doctors appointment and lost some blood.
>>713570553
Your dedication just now was very weak.
We'll see what happens next thread.
Du mich auch.
>>713570692
>>713570744
this level of shit posting hurts my brain
>>713570887
>doesn't answer the question
Kek you're older than me and I get more pussy, not hard considering the only thing you get is a body pillow
>>713570729
>
Stop being curious :o
>>713570854
g2b, alice-chan
>>713571017
did i ever say i wasn't a fag?
but im curious -_-
>>713571221
Yes you did. I called you a fag and you said you weren't a fag
Ok, be curious somewhere else :o
>>713571337
im half a fag -_-
no -_-
>>713571376
No you're full :o
Yes :o
>>713571491
i have a wife -_-
no you -_-
>>713571572
Why are you here then? :o
>>713571572
I'm not being curious :o
I have to go now
>>713571690
my wife is 2d -_-
ok buhbye _-_
Threads dead
Can you guys be more interesting than my class?
>>713573062
no
hug me yuno
>>713573049
indeed so
>>713573062
apparently not
>>713573062
Why do you love someone like Yuno?
>>713573116
*Hugs*
Why so down on yourself
>>713573153
Why don't you think so
>>713573518
I love her yandere personality and she is cute
>>713573650
Do you 'really' want a Yandere gf?
>>713573796
I do
Why are you questioning me anon
>>713573985
I always find it fascinating when someone wants a murderer as a wife or husband. I'm not trolling you or anything, I'm just genuinely curious.
>>713574219
Oh alright
Well then let me try to explain
It's just a nice feeling to have skmronr obsess over me like that
They'll go to no ends to care for me and have me for themselves
>>713574346
>skmronr
Someone
>>713574219
Kek
>>713574346
I mean sure I'll kill someone for my waifu too, but only that person threaten her life. Yuno just kills everything even innocent people.
>>713574494
Why are you kekking at me?
>>713574564
>innocent
not him but she killed people that hurt Yuuki and what not didn't she? i don't recall her doing it without reason.
>>713574737
Remember when she started chopping people up with that katana?
>>713574564
She kills people who she thinks are a threat to me or who can steal me away from her
First of all this probably will not even happen
Also it makes me feel safe
>>713574899
And you're okay with slaughter people while her pussy is leaking precum and her face is blushing bright red because she loves killing people?
Ever since new games came out I knew she would be waifu
>>713574890
i don't but i remember she only does this kind of stuff when yuuki was near danger and whatnot.
Autistic man children sitting in a basement claiming a cartoon wife kys.
>>713575113
anon you're only making it my fetish now.
>>713575113
Jesus man are you trying to give me a boner? Because youre succeeding
>>713575200
Why?
>>713575295
She was chopping niggas up in that hotel lol
>>713575395
I'm still trying to find my one and only...
>>713575484
Ehh?!
>>713575528
>>713575528
S-sorry?
>>713575558
Something about her, man. Her looks, her mannerisms, etc. Idk
>>713574645
Because you are kekable.
>>713575395
Autists enjoy repetition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIICka99WLk
>>713575662
She throws a ball and harasses people for money after killing their Pokemon!
>>713575698
I'm shy don't say that.
>>713575558
which part? the part with the crazy mayor?
>>713575756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zGcUoRlhmw
>>713575612
please tell more
>>713575804
Yes
>>713575769
Ig you haven't played the game. She's not even a trainer. She's really shy, obviously has a crush on the player, damsel in distress kind of thing. Cliché as fuck, ik, but I don't even care at this point.
>>713575837
Ew.
>>713575870
Go watch the anime, freak
>>713575895
No girl is like that irl. Get over yourself.
Yandere exist, but not damsel in distress
>>713575885
that was called for, he would have killed them both.
>>713575899
>not appreciating quality top-tier music
Yandere worst dere.
>>713576014
Yeah but to use innocent people like that? Come on. People have lives too.
>>713576053
your mother
Okay it's time for me to go, good bye.
>>713576000
I mean, we are discussing waifus, A.K.A. fictional characters, so it doesn't really have to exist in real life, now does it?
>>713575756
https://youtu.be/vtJ27y_9LOg
>>713575769
You need to learn to be not shy
>>713576052
That is pretty crappy music tbh fam
>>713575924
i think i will fap instead thanks
>>713576053
I'd have to agree. I'd rather not have my life and other people's lives at risk. Never stick your dick in crazy.
>>713576052
I mean, I don't like Hasley and I consider her shit.
But, everyone is entitled to their opinion.
>>713576279
What a nice song you have there, buddy.
>>713576360
Everyone with real life experience in relationships know that an obsessive girlfriend ( which has the exactly character as an "yandere"), who doesn't let you have your privacy, wants you only for herself and is quickly jealous is just tiring and not worthy.
Everyone who says otherwise has zero experience of what is acceptable and what is not in a relationship.
>>713576333
Holy Jesus... What is that?!
>>713576609
fuck you now i can't fap to that one.
>>713576609
Looks like a thumbnail
>>713576609
It's some good shit my dude
>>713576538
I do like some of the older songs that tell stories.
>>713576609
Looks like a gimpy thumbnail and trips.
>>713576609
I'm more concerned about that mouth.
usaria claimed!
Yangire is better than Yandere.
Hey everyone
This is a gift from me, towards you, /waifu/.
chen please fuck my pussy
>>713577179
How was your sleep, haruhi?
>>713577241
You're too cute to take seriously
>>713578013
>>713578279
It's 3:25 in the morning and i need to go to bed.
Hanako claimed.
>>713578279
A little short since I waited for Misaki but still good
>>713578309
Isn't that the thing Italian-Americans do?
>>713578327
Awwh, cute. I think I might impulse buy a Chen Fumo
>>713578409
What is she reading?
>>713578433
Are you able to go back to sleep now?
>>713578565
Its a European thing. My grandfather does it all the time.
>>713578565
Nope I have to go to class.
I'll be fine you give me enough energy!
>>713578565
>>713578717
>>713578982
Yes.
>>713578946
Stop forcing memes, Sachi.
We all know you're autistic, but at least stop showing it so much.
>>713579056
>>713579322
Whatever you say.
Yuno, when it's Yuno coming back
>>713579338
i would love to tell you im lying but im not
i know you can't comprehend that anyone other than me would every post something related to 23.jpg
Yuno when will you be back?
>>713579487
I can comprehend that you are an autistic faggot who loves lying to make himself look better in the eyes of newfags.
"I created first waifu thread", etc.
You're just a meme, your life is sad and that's everything there's to it.
>>713578636
Looks kind of offensive.
>>713578717
Too cute..
>saved
>>713578743
>gives you all the rest of my energy
H-have fun at school today, I need rest, it's been a long night..
>>713578819
It should say "BBC" somewhere at the bottom
>>713579557
it was just for the meme
i didn't start posting it until around july
until then it was someone else
>>713579617
>"I created first waifu thread", etc.
When have i ever said something like that to any newfags?
>You're just a meme, your life is sad and that's everything there's to it.
Hey you managed to understand things for once
good job :o
I wonder if owning a Touhou Fumo will make people look down on me.
>>713579624
Its closer to 'thats how ot should be' or 'thats how I like it'.
>>713579816
Are you Italian?
>>713579760
:O
Does autism hurt?
Do you know you have autism, or your boring life makes you so happy that you aren't able to understand that you are retarded?
:3
>>713579624
Thanks!
I have to go see you later
your waifus are all sluts!
>>713579624
>>713579895
not really, why you ask? :3
>>713579912
;__;
I wish you a happy and healthy day!
>>713579930
Stop that.. stop posting cute at me.. I can't take it
>>713579968
You are the most pathetic faggot in here :3
I thought /waifu/ was a drama free community. What happened?
>>713580002
>>713579624
Absolutely not! She's only reads the purest literature.
Anyway it's time for bed. Night everyone!
>>713580029
Hi Yui did you sleep well?
>>713580072
>drama free
Lmao.
>>713580029
yuiposteryou'rehereimissedyoualot.jpg
>>713580044
i am, anything else you want to get out?
you still have to add me on discord :o
>>713580072
>drama free community
nice joke
>>713579893
Grandfather is Serbian, grandmother is Austrian, they both moved to Melbourne in their teens and grew up in the Italian area, surrounded by Italians. My mum was raised by a very strong Italian influence, but I am 100% Aussie.
>>713580072
>no drama in a community
Oh boy are you naive.
>>713580072
Long time ago, I was the one creating all the drama just by being here.
Fights between newfags and oldfags.
And many other things.
Now this thread is destroying itself without my help, because of the high levels of autism in this community such as Konata/Sachi, etc.
カラミチーマス
I should really sleep and not play a game parody of Pokemon to where to defeat girls to further expose them.
>>713580296
why are you still here then
i'm doing your job for you xx
>>713580094
Yes, the best in a while, thank you.
Did you sleep well?
>>713580324
Literally what?
Goodnight /waifu/
>>713580073
Okay I'm buying my Chen Fumo later. Thanks.
>>713580091
Goodnight! Hope to see you tomorrow!
>>713580103
Well you guys seemed nice from the outside..
>>713580158
I wasn't making a jo- never mind.
>>713580171
Nice, I'm kind of jealous because I know nothing about my family history.
And I know I'm sorry..
>>713580296
Hey hey be nice.
They seem like perfectly functioning people to me.
>>713580356
I'm going to sleep now, I'm so tired. I don't think I'm going to make it to my bed.. bye.
>>713580395
Good night, sweet dreams
>>713568893
and the ugly people losers smell like poop and is ugly and the ugly bitch smell like shit and try to hurt me ugly way and keep looking at me and the ugly people losers smell like poop and the ugly people losers get less ugly people losers to be horny to m and know where iam at to hurt me ugly way to read me
>>713580356
ohreally?ihopeitis.doinganythingfuntoday?.jpg
>>713568893
>>post pics of your waifu
and the ugly people losers smell like poop and cant get girls and try to trap me without touching me
Claimed
>>713568893
so baiscally iam trapped cause the ugly people losers cant do anything and is ugly
>>713580488
>>713580370
https://www.comdotgame.com/play/con-quest-poke-con
>>713580683
nope,boringpeoplelikemyselfneverdoanythingfun-hug-.jpg
>>713580769
>>713580950
i'maboringpersonlivingaboringlife-cuddle-,itsalwayschillyhere.jpg
>>713581107
>>713580575
and the ugly guys losers is ugly and has to hurt the attrative loser people and the popular people the ugly way cause the ugly guys losers is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and is ugly and smell like dog poop like beyonce and cant hurt the popular people or attrative loser people but the ugly guys losers outnumber everybody and thats why the ugly guys losers is ugly and pathatic and ugly and smell like dog poop like beyonce
and the ugly guys losers is ugly and has to hurt the attrative loser people and the popular people the ugly way cause the ugly guys losers is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and is ugly and smell like dog poop like beyonce and cant hurt the popular people or attrative loser people but the ugly guys losers outnumber everybody and thats why the ugly guys losers is ugly and pathatic and ugly and smell like dog poop like beyonce and the ugly people losers like the ugly guys losers smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly
>>713581255
thatsniceofyoutosaybutreallyidon'tthinkiam.*hugs*.jpg
>>713581464
hug me homu
>>713581507
>>713581507
What makes someone interesting?
>>713581671
Hey bby when are you meeting with Togame?
>>713581671
that pic is weird
>>713581868
imgladtohear thatifyoureallymeanit.jpg
i don't know
>>713581899
chen what makes someone interesting?
>>713581949
Having his own personality and not following everyone like a sheep.
>>713581949
A little, i guess it's not as high quality as my other pics usually are. I still like it.
>>713581899
I am?
>>713582107
So, is he coming this Christmas to meet you?
LMAO.
I want to meet up with Mikura
>>713582039
ok bb thanks
i guess everyone here is a boring person then?
>>713582107
i like that one more
>>713582224
me too but hes a spic
>>713582284
lol
>>713582375
autists enjoy repetition
>>713582471
>>713582370
I'm already here. Roll trips or out with you.
>>713582174
>>713582284
>>713582224
You're all invited as long as you have the means to come.
>>713582507
Chiko lewds when?
R I K K A
>>713582679
I don't know if I have the means to come, since I will probably be away or meet some real life friends and spend my whole 2000$ salary that I got on a part time job on drugs.
un
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re
st
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>>713582679
Where you at?
>>713582900
That's true, as fuck.
>>713582679
i'll come in 10 years
are you as autistic irl? :o
>>713582981
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>>713583019
I have my namesync on.
>>713582786
You know, behind the screen I could be a real life friend.
>2000$ into drugs
What a boring waste of money, it's pointless to get shitfaced all day every day.
>>713582962
Portugal.
>>713583002
I'm diagnosed with ass burgers.
>>713583095
Post screens of me.
>>713583095
J
O
K
E
>>713583175
you are a burger
>>713583175
>when bae is on the literal other side of Earth
Fam, I-
>>713583175
Hey, you know.
That's just, your opinion, man.
>It's pointless to get shitfaced all day every day.
I love how you assume things, when I clearly said I'm keeping them for Christmas.
>You know, behind the screen I could be a real life friend.
You know, behind the screen, I'm friends with everyone.
But, you know how they say.
Is just a thread.
>>713582370
>>713582646
>>713583565
itsfine,schoolisimportant.Iloveyoutoo*hug*
>>713583703
hi its me chen kys or something l0l
im gay for penis
>>713583789
okay
want to suck mine? :o
>>713583831
yes because my name is chen i love penises yum
>>713583858
Boring.
>>713583927
ok
how many penises have you sucked?
>>713583858
Saved tbh
>>713583985
Over 9000 xD im chen
>>713584031
ok
you need a penis in your ass to calm you down or something?
>>713584114
Boring xD
>>713584156
okay
>>713584224
I ͜li̧k̸e ̀how ̡peo̡pl̡ę wh͘o͞ tr̸y̷ ͝to fi̛gure͟ ̧out ͘th̸e ̛ơr͠igin̸ of̧ t̴h͢e “meme” ̷d̕o͞n̡’̵t even ̀k̶no͠w͞ ̕ẃhèŗe͟ it̨ ̵came̡ ҉f̴rǫm͠ ́ori͝gi̧n͜a̡ll͜y҉. I̸’́ļl̸ ͢te̢ll̛ ҉y̷o͏u wh̷ere ͘i̵t͝ ͠cam̡e ̛fr̛o͡m̴.̀ F̛rom̡ ͡m̴e.͝ I j̢ust̡ ̀m͏ad̷e̕ ̢i̷t ̨ųp͠.̀ Eli͠t̨is҉m͢ ̀i͡s͘ s͝om͘et͢hi͟ng ̀h̨o̴r͜r̵ibl̡e.҉ ̀E͠lit͢i̕sm is ͞so̢me͘t͞hi͘n̢g tha͝t̨’s co͘m̕i̴n̢g͠. ̸It’̸s ̀coming so̴o͞n̡. It͟ h̕a͞s͠ n͢ot̀h͠i̕n̡g͜ to ͜do wi͢th ̸M͢a͘i.͘ ́Ì’m̷ ͜no̡t̴ e͘l̶it͘is͟t̶ ͡e̵nou̕gh̀ ͟t̸ǫ ma̢k̛ę thos̴e ҉k͟ind of ref͜er̢ence̸s̕. S̨ee̛in̡g it ҉b̨e̸com͟e a͘ ̨mem̕e kinda͏ k͠i͜l̶le̡d̸ ͝do͟ińg͘ ̢furt͝h͞er̶ ̸el͢i̷tist t͝h͠i҉ngs in ̀th̴e ̨future (͠for̨ me a҉n͝y҉way̨) ̧b̧ut ̸ma̡ybe̕ I͟’ll̨ d̨o o͏n͝e w̢h̢en̵ yo̕u leàs͝t ̷e͝xpe͡ct́ it͠.̢
Claiming the best. All others are inferior.
