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HALT! We have reports of Jews and undesirables I'm the area.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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HALT! We have reports of Jews and undesirables I'm the area. Present your papers, bitter.
>singles- normie german
>dubs-undesirable
>trips-soldier
>quads-SS officer
>quints-Hitler himself
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>>713556250
Nothing to see Herr Obersturmbannfuhrer
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Roll
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>>713556250
Ez hitler
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Nothing here, sir. I'll make sure to let you know if I see anything!
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>>713556655
I'm an undesirable rip
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Roll
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Rolllin for undesirable.
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>>713556655
>looks at passport
>sees triple dubs
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>>713556250
>Bitter
>*Bitte
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Rev up those gas chambers!
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>>713556250

Not you fucks again
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Heil!
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>>713557055
HA!
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Roll
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>>713556947
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>>713557055
Into the cattle car you go you fucking degenerate
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>>713556250
ARE YOU BLIND SOLDATEN!?
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>>713556250
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Ubermensch
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>>713556250
Here you go sir
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>>713556250
sieg heil grossenfuhrer
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>>713556250
What's up doc?
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du hast
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>>713557503
du hast mich
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>>713556250
Watch your mouth obernstromfhatherstrupersolider
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I am but wee german
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Goat here
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OY VEY
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>>713557889
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SALUTE YOUR FUHRER!
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>>713556250
Roll
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>>713556250
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roll
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>>713556250
Hier sind meine Papiere solider
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Spaniard checking in
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>>713557503
Buck dich
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I for one welcome the fourth reich
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go FUCK yourself ASSHOLE
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Here you are ofestenfuherlindedschlinde
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Fick dich!
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>>713556655
>>713557055
>>713558288

god damn. all these undesirables tryna be hitler
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Heil me
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>>713556250
Ich bin night ein Jude
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hail
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Fuck bolsheviks
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Kill me
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Ich liebe Auschwitz!
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>>713556250
I am no Juden
Heil Hitler
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>>713558431

Can't Stump The Trump
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>>713558766
Right, into the camp I go.
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roll
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Evening sir
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nigger
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>>713558822
Yes you are
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>>713558894
Nein
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Mein guter kameraden
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>>713556250
rolling
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nyeh
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Vat did jew say to me you filthy shvine
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>>713556250
Ok
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>>713558111
Its good to see another officer
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>>713558822
to the gas chambers
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>>713556250
I'm on my way to the Reichstag, here, my papers...
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Reroll
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Gustapo
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>>713556250
I am hitler you cuck
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Hai guise
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>>713556250
dont mind if i do.
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Heil
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>>713556250
es ist "bitte" dummkopf.
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Everything ist fine here, soldat
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Mein fuhrer
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>>713556250
Heil!
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Heil
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Oy vey my fellow german. Nothing to see here, carry on
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>>713556250
Schnitzel uberraschung
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SS Soldier
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Niggers
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>>713556250
HALT! Wir haben Informationen über Juden und anderen Abschaum in der Gegend. Ihre Papiere, bitte.
>singles- deutsch
>dubs- Abschaum
>trips- Wehrmachtssoldat
>quads- SS Sturmbannführer
>quints- Adolf Hitler (kinda heresy tho. Pretty sure Hitler wouldn't be required to show his papers.)
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>>713556250
whats up, goy?
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>>713559041
>Mein guter Kamerad
>Meine guten Kameraden
Choose one.
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>>713556250
Schreib gefälligst in Deutsch du Tommy Abschaum
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>>713556250
Sieg Heil tovarich
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Hello
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>>713560170
Vielleicht ja doch
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>>713560394
KOMMUNISTENSCHWEIN
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>>713556250
Normal german manwoman
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Wie gehts heute
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Jawohl
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>>713560601
Wer ist heute?
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Yup
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>>713556250
You're the area?
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Seig Heil
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>>713556250
Oh..hehe, don't mind me...
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Nope
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>>713556250
Guten tag!
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I am God.
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Wass ist loß?
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>>713556250
roll
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>>713560748
German confirmed
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>>713556250
Like
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G...guten t...t...tage Herr Hauptman
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>>713556250
Bitte, I iz littl frend from Israel
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Mein
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Ach mein gott
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Es ist Zeit für Rache. Wir mussen die Juden ausrotten!
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>>713560844
SCHWEINEHUND!
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just a barber waking up from a coma
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Oy vey! Nothin' ta see here mistah SS officah sir!
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>>713556250
heil, fellow germans!
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Alles Vollpfosten hier, und OP ist NICHT das Gebiet wie er behauptet ("...I'm the area..."). OP ist wie immer eine Schwuchtel.
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U can´t spell Führer without an Ü, Niggers.
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>>713559181
Cuul
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>>713556250
Twas not me.
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>>713556250
Truth fears no investigation

Heres the papiren, herr offizier
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>>713561030
found the kike mein offizier
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Can't catch me I'm the stinky cheese man you fucking shit eating fascists
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>>713556250
I can't believe we've been having these same fucking threads on this board for 8 fucking years.
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I had a plan.
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>>713561076
Isso, stimme dir voll und ganz zu
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Heil der trumpenfuhrer
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Not a jew
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Roll Anne Frank
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>>713556250
V2
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>>713556250
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Guten tag!
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ez quads
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Nothing to see here normal citizen
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>>713558322
Yeah that's pretty undesirable
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>>713556250
I think the panzwr is sufficient enough komaraden
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>>713556250
>Present your papers
Oy vey, I must have left them at home. Would you mind letting me through so I can get them?
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>>713561588
In the truck now
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Rolling for normie
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>>713561679
You have one spin of the dradel to present your papers.
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Jesus take the wheel
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Just passin' through, chief.
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>>713561679
I can't believe the goyim fell for this, no wonder Germany fell
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>>713556250
I saw the jews running that way
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>>713556250
Fuck you
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>>713556250
fun times
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>>713561665

OORAH BROTHERS! CRUSH THE TINY GERMAN TANKS BENEATH OUR MIGHTY TREADS!

IOSEF STALIN MK2 TAKES NO PRISONERS
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Heil.
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Guten haben.
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>>713556250
No problem. I'm sure this will be sorted out in no time, officer.
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Here's my papers
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>>713561802
I hope these ate the correct papers
*hands over 200 reichsmarks*
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>>713556250
oy vey
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>>713556250
Hier, sehen sie. Alles ist in Ordnung. Sieg heil!
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Heil Hitler
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here are my papers
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>>713556947
fug
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>>713562300
Very good, here is your boarding pass for the train. Dont worry about packing.
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>>713561133
Not cuul for you, Jewish swine!
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>>713556250
Hello
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>>713562458
Thank you kind soldier
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>>713556250
you can suck my dick
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Do I look like a Jew ?
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Seig Heil
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>>713556250
THIS IS SVASTIKAAAAAAA
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roll
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>>713556655
>>713557055
>>713557577
>>713558322
>>713558766
>>713558822
>>713560844
>>713561133
>>713561433
>>713561588
>>713562300
Hello, we just need you to come with us for a moment... Don't worry, you don't need any luggage or clothes where you're going!
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guten Abend 4chan
was ist los?
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SS reporting IN!
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>>713556250
jawohl
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Wollen Sie mir meine aufrechten Genitalien von dieser kommunistischen Hure abnehmen lassen?
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What a nice day to be Aryan.
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>>713563140
danke
platz da
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roll
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>>713563288
I'm sorry, this is a random search. Please come with me
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Roll
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Easiest Hitler of my life.
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Arbeit macht frei
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>>713559363

Sigh
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>>713556250
Hier ist meine Ausweis.
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>tfw you realize you have more jewish reaction images than nazi ones
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>>713556250
roll
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>>713556250
roll
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pure blood here lads
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>>713556250
I can offer discount?
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>>713556250
Heil
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>>713556250
Oy vey
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roll
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Salute your fuhrer
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>>713556250
plz god make me hitler
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>>713556250

Nothing to see here
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Mein Volk!
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>>713556250
It's always funny to see jealous goys trying to insult us.

We were bankers, lawyers, businessmen etc and then you put us in concentration camps, tried to break us down, tried to EXTINCT US and even killed 6 mil of us. What happened after WWII? We got BACK ON TOP! We own wallstreet, we own hollywood, we are the best lawyers, dentists, businessmen etc. No matter how hard you try, we will always get back on top. Because we are the master race, the chosen people.

Stay mad Goy because you know its true.
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Are there any fräulein in this thread?
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heil
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Rollin
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>>713556250
Hitler get
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>>713563655
Look what I found, this anon was trying to pull an anne frank on us
Too bad for you we, all know how that story ends
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roll
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>>713564533
Looks like you rolled your last dradel
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>>713556250
>implying the holocaust ever happened.
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>>713556250
Bitch let me the fuck through
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>>713563764

I know your feels
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It's me Hitler, Ihre Fuhrer
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Fuck off, I'm no kike.
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>>713565303
Lies, you just look lile him hanz
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>>713565477
And you would know HOW? Get in the truck Ishmael.
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>>713557702
It's cool guys. It's just a goat.
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>>713556250
Just passing by here
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>>713564436
Fräulein reporting in, I believe my papers are in order
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Ja
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>>713565600
Into the train Jewish goat fucker
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>>713565947
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>>713565820

1. Victorious Red Army is victorious
2. Show tits
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heil hitler
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Roll motherfucker
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Rolling.
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>>713556250
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>>713556250
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>>713566076
Bad move jude
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>>713566179

Ich bin eine gute Deutsche, keine jüdische Hure!
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>>713566605
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>>713566663
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heil
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>>713566076
I got this one
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>>713566690
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>>713566767
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Zombiejudenschizerhund
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Nothing to see here, sir
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Sieg heil
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>>713566800
That's a Jewish face if I've ever seen one...
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>>713556250
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Please, i have ze wifu and familie herr obersttrumfyrer
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>>713556250
Hail me
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Zig heil!
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Inb4 Jew
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>>713556250
Your German sucks. Jew detected. Get him!
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>>713556250
seig fucking heil
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nothing to see here just hitler passing through
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>>713556250
ROLL
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>>713556250
Jewsus Christ!
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Half of this thread is people rolling and the other half is just people who haven't even finished German 1 yet and are trying to speak it but failing horribly
also roll
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>>713556250
Nice day, innit
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>>713556250
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Übermensch reporting, dah
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I am not a jew
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Here are my papers, I hope you'll find that everything is in order
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Ich bin wahrer Reichsbürger
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>>713556250
Heil
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Sieg heil!
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Rollin'
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Don't worry just a normie passing through
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Heil
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rlll
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Guten Tag
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im a muslim
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Good job bois
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Sieg hail
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I'll be on my way then.
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Hitler.
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sieg heil mein faggot
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No Juden here.... Do you want a beer Sturmbannführer?
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Papers?
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>>713556250

sup m8ie
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Bite me euronigger
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>>713556250
operation valkyrie reporting
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Ich rolliere
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>>713570977
More like
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>>713567548
/thread
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>>713556250
k
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>>713556250
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>>713556250
roll
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sieg motherfucking heil motherfucker
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>>713556250
>fuck you *shootyouindaface*
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>>713556250
rollioso
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let me pass
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>>713571800
.... fuck
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Dont mind me
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Well sieg fucking heil then
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Yea, whatever. Roll for trips
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Ich habe kreps
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>>713556250
bout to get cucked
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Je suis un Deutscher
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>>713556250
stand down soldiers
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>>713572022
Hahahahhaaj xDDDDDDD
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>>713572022
checked and kek
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hail
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>>713572055
checked
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let me pass bite
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>>713572055
was unaware that being australian was undesirable
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>>713556250
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Oy vey
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>>713557702

I bet that's in Mexico. Goats need no invitation.
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Nothing to see here herr
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>>713556250
Rim my asshole you Utermensch fuck-wad.
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