Secret / Advice / Vent thread pt3
anyone ever gotten to fuck a family member? did you enjoy or regret it? how did it initiate and would you do it again?
I helped 3 ex gfs to fuck a dog
>I put Greek yogurt in my foreskin before I go to bed.
>when I wake up it has dried a little and formed curds
>I then eat those curds
>>713556031
Why?
>>713555663
>Secret / Advice / Vent
make up your mind faggot OP. What is the thread?
>pick ONE
>>713556146
Literal dick cheese. Nice.
I got a blowjob from the drawfag bawble from the /b/ drawthread. She did it the first night we hung out and it was in front of another person.
>>713556031
>helped
implying
let me correct that for you
I h̶e̶l̶p̶e̶d̶ made 3 ex gfs t̶o̶ fuck a dog
>>713556369
kik?
>hers, not yours faggot
>>713556238
Is life giving you too many choices, anon?
>>713556370
thye were always dog fuckers. he just helped them get there
>>713556208
Because I love the idea of seeing them dominated by a dog, it degrades them a bit but it's also hot as fuck anyway seeing a dog fuck them roughly and seeing them enjoy it. The noises and facial expressions from realising whats about to happen to being scared and degraded to fucking loving being filled up by a dogs cock and cum... amazing.
>>713556370
They all agreed, 2 were more eager than other though.
How do I know if this girl likes me?????
>>713556446
She doesn't have a kik, I think she has a tumblr but I don't know the url, admittedly, she isn't very attractive.
>>713556146
>>713556360
Fucking top kek
>>713556031
Story time! Details, pictures if possible, video if you have any. I have a snake to wrestle.
>>713556555
>she isn't very attractive.
you say that as if you have a point
>>713556369
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>713555752
Yes, 3 to be exact (one wasn't even related to me really but that's beyond the point). I enjoyed every moment of the interactions. First one, she had a crush on me since she was a kid, as we got older and I visited her, she brought it up, one thing lead to another and we fucked each other whenever we saw each other. 2nd one was her sister who heard the noises from her room one time and saw how we interacted with each other, knew something was up, snuck into the bathroom while I was showering, fucked and similar thing (kind of hard juggling between two sisters). 3rd one, I got drunk at a family wedding and she took advantage of me (sort of). I wouldn't do it again, I won't cheat on my girlfriend.
My first blowjob was from my mentally handicapped, mid-20s male cousin, when I was 14.
It's the only gay experience I've had, but I still think about it to this day and I'm almost 30.
>>713556793
>the only gay experience I've had
That's where you lost me, faggot.
Stuck in a shitty job, barely enough to cover rent for myself and my partner, kid on the way
Any advice?
Just had my first threesome tonight with my (ex) girlfriend and her friend, only to find out after, that one of her friends "boyfriends" was sleeping in the next room.
>Stoked I had a threesome
>not stoked because dat boi is a distant "friend" of mine and I unknowingly/knowingly disrespected him
Fuck girls, nothing but trouble. Better off on my own
Will cutting off my balls make time travel possible :)))?
>>713557060
>Any advice?
Plenty but we have to get the formalities out of the way first. Don't forget the timestamp.
>>713557210
idk, worth a shot.
>>713557100
>Fuck girls, nothing but trouble. Better off on my own
But cum swapping with yourself just doesn't do it like when two cumdumpsters do it.
>>713556146
>>713556146
>>713556146
>>713556146
Are we not going to talk about this dick cheese eating motherfucker?!?!?!
>>713557444
TRIPS
>>713557218
If I had tits then I'd be good to go
>>713555663
Tits or GFTO
>>713557443
Pics or it literally didn't happen
>male me, 12-13 at the time
>jacking off, porn, climaxing, etc is a subject I had yet to learn
>playing Mario Kart Wii in my living room, no one in the house except my twin bro and other bro
>twin bro is asleep but older bro comes out and watches me play mario kart
>after a bit he asks "Hey anon, can I give you a blowjob?"
>without knowing what a blowjob is, my curiousity gets to me and agree
>he gets down and starts sucking me off
>feelsgoodman
>I ejaculate inside of him
>the next couple days we'd do more shit, jack eachother off, suck eachother off, etc.
>we eventually stopped and promised not to tell anyone (also no homo)
>to this day I haven't told anyone until now
>bro is 19 and I'm 18
>he's living with his boyfriend in an apartment
>tfw I might have made him gay
>tfw he's the reason I jack off 2-3 times a day
100% true. No b8.
>>713556526
She doesnt
>>713557218
Lurk moar newfag
>>713557599
Dudes have A-cups or you can always
>>713557444
Nice trips...
And yeah the dick cheese thing is pretty funny.. but it's not the most fucked up thing
>>713557833
>newfag
I wish. My life is behind me not in front of me.
>>713557715
Gay
>>713557715
>(also no homo)
Too late.
>>713555663
I'm the guy who is purposely spreading hiv to men and women via online dating/hookups.
It works, cause I look like someone who would never do it.
It's efficient because those who contract it usually call and warn me (as if they infected me)
It's Gods will, because it is.
>>713558011
Newfag confirmed
>>713558249
Try-hard faggot.
My father drove my fiance out of my life by fabricating a story that I threatened him with a knife, then taunted me about how I was going to lose her until I ran away.
He thinks we're cool now, I'm still waiting.
>>713556146
>>713556146
>>713556146
>>713558387
Do you have nudes of your ex? Do you have video of your dad railing your fiance? Post that shit
>>713558387
You know what would really poss him off..
You should hold him down and suck his dick
>>713557649
Only pic I got is a screenshots from a snap I sent to some friends.
>>713558677
Gross
I convinced an ex to finger her sister
>>713555663
I donate $200 per month to charities supporting people with disabilities. I've never told anybody I know and I've never claimed the donations as a tax write off
>>713558331
Your neckbeards showing
>>713558800
Triple dubs confirms it
>>713558800
>>713558977
And dubs confirms triple dubs
Kek has spoken
>>713558677
Oh shit, nigger. I don't even care if this is real or just a lot of faggatry. You should rail those bitches again. This time at your place so that one cumdumpster's boy doesn't kidney stab you.
>>713558922
That's the only way to truly donate selflessly, if true you're a good person anon.
I've been using my roommates deodorant for the past 2 days cause I ran out and I'm not going to the store til tomorrow
It's been more than 3 years and I still miss my ex. Was love at first sight and totally my fault that she left. I long for the deep conversations, the encouragement/confidence she gave me, but most of all the sex. She's the only woman I've ever met that's as kinky as me, if not more so. "Normal" sex with other women has been boring as fuck. I'd give anything for just another night with her. We barely talk now; I know she's not coming back. Would rather die alone than feign love again just to kill the loneliness. Besides, women can tell when you're doing that.
>>713556656
I'll see if I still have any pictures of that night, all I found are ones she sent me of her tits and pussy
My secret:
When I was a sophomore in college, I raped a girl on my campus. I was friends with her RA and stole his keys and used them to get into her room late one night. I wore a ski mask and all black. I waited in her closet and then when she came back I went after her from behind and told her I would stab her if she wasn't quiet. She honestly did not struggle much and never saw me and I got away with it by going to a bar near campus.
It was a big incident on campus. I never watched the news out of fear but I saw cameras once that same week. They issued a statement and said they'd catch the guy who did it but I was never suspected and I don't know if she even called the police.
I 100% regret it and consider killing myself every day. I have not slept more than 5 hours since that night. My grades have gotten much better since that is all I can do to take my mind off of what I did but other than that I am not doing well and I'm considering turning myself in soon
Should I?
>>713558800
Story /b/ro. Tell it with all the facts. pics too.
>>713558777
Lol nothing gross about this besides on girl is a SLUT. Both girls are hotter than any pussy u get.
>>713559156
Could rail them again but they arnt worth my fuckin time, drunk drug seeking skanks. I got better shit to spend my time on
>>713559339
>of her tits and pussy
Those will work for now. It'll give you time to hunt for the ones from that night.
>>713555663
>Vent
I almost don't have it in me to vent right now. I feel so dead inside. I continue to betray anything good left within myself. I don't know if I'm redeemable anymore. Not existing right now might actually be a good thing. All I have in life is who I have become and I have failed with that as I often hate myself.
>>713559353
>Should I?
Yes you should but first some greentext.
>>713559353
How does one maintain an erection during this? Gf wants me to "break" into her crib and "rape" her one night. Some twisted fantasy.
Thinking about just posting her address on Craigslist and pretending to be her, so that she does get assaulted.
Maybe she'll shut the fuck up and go back to playing her position then.
>>713559497
>I got better shit to spend my time on
Than doing two women at one time?
>>713559700
>How does one maintain an erection during this?
Just the right amount of coke.
>>713559700
Don't get your bitch raped. She want the fake shit not the real shit. Dude, crawl through a window and ram that ass until it doesn't stop bleeding for a week.
>>713559353
If you want your conscience to rest you have to, but you'll be charged with putting her under duress too..
If you can't bring yourself to do it, write her a letter anon. Tell her you want to kill yourself because of it, but you can't turn yourself in because of lifelong ramifications. Give her the satisfaction of knowing the pain you're in. You probably fucked the spark right out of that girl, and you're a fuckin monster for it.
>>713559353
Have you ever talked to her after the rape
>>713559353
This >>713560166 is the worst advice. Do not take it.
>>713559690
I gave as many details as I could stand to be honest. Is part of me still satisfied and excited by the whimpering and the crying and squishiness? Yes but that is not a side of myself I want to embrace any longer
I fucked my friends baby mama / current fiance.
>>713559353
You're going to be caught soon enough, you dont regret it psycho, you must be an ugly fuck. poor you.
>>713559832
lol yes, when u deal drugs and go to college, there are many more opportunities that will present themselves. Shit I even lost money blowing my load in their face. You win some, you lose some. Can add the experience to the books but not to my stacks.
>inb4 drug dealer hurr durr
>>713560329
Not a literal letter motherfucker, if I don't spell this shit out for /b/tards they deliberately misconstrue my posts to fit their narrative, fuck
I have a girlfriend but I suck off random guys from craiglist
>>713560405
>Is part of me still satisfied and excited by the whimpering and the crying and squishiness? Yes but that is not a side of myself I want to embrace any longer
Good luck. That side will win out again, because fuck it that's life. We should both fucking end ourselves anon.
>>713560076
Not into that brutal shit. I'm kinky yeah, but I'm tired of her whiny ass wanting this "excitement". I'd love to hear about how some nigger broke in and ripped her pussy wide open.
Honestly just tired of this bitch lol
>>713560166
Honestly, I kind of like this idea. I don't know where she is now though and obviously I couldn't look into without drawing suspicions. I also bet they could trace a letter back to me easily
>>713560292
I never even saw her again. She never came back to the university
>>713560329
I liked the idea I just don't see any way for it to work. Maybe I could do an anonymous open letter and dump a few copies somewhere and hope it goes viral?
>>713560504
Get that nut out of your ears and listen. All of what you said was stupid. Not just the letter part. Try breathing water, faggot.
>>713559497
Yeah I don't think so bud
>>713560725
Yeah I should have wrote type her a letter so it can't be traced, sorry. Thought it would be interpreted that way
>>713555663
From the age of 10 - 16 I used to fuck / suck my neighbor and vice versa. He turned out gay later on.
>>713560732
and what makes you say that? A 240p out of focus picture with shitty lighting?
>>713560405
Did you just slip into her snatch or was there anal stabbing? I assume you rubbered up or did you bust inside of her?
>>713560570
Well then...
See
>>713558219
>>713560468
You seem like you're in a good spot. Line up 3 bitches next time. Clear that 2 bitches experiance out of your memory.
>>713560166
Don't ever confess dude. It's done.
>>713555752
Yep half sister for over a year and a half. We were adults, her pussy was tight, she had abush. Loved getting licked. Now im going to go read this thread and get pissed about all the little faggots secretly in love with some girl who wouldn't even piss in their pool
>>713560854
That's exactly what makes me think that.
Either those bitches were fuck ugly or you're using a fucking Motorola Razor from 2006
>>713561007
He wants to kill himself, for his own sake he should do it. It's a pittance but it's something.
>>713561007
Yeah confession is a terrible idea. KYS instead.
>>713560703
>Honestly just tired of this bitch lol
You sound beta as fuck. Just bag some cumdumpster in her bed when she's home. She'll get the message and you'll be done with her like a pimp.
>>713556793
>still not gay
>>713560730
Wonder what it's like to be dead inside. You'll pick apart whatever I post so, fuck you, and we'll leave it at that.
>>713560978
best advice ive got from /b/ my entire life.
>>713561103
>>713561110
If it's between killing yourself and confessing, I guess just fucking confess them /care
>>713557060
just get some of that easy free money double your investment in a week stuff.
>duh
>>713559353
>commits perfect crime
>feels bad
Go fuck yourself. 4/10 larp
>>713560725
Dude, she doesn't want to hear from you or know you exist in the world. She doesn't want anything but for that night to have never happened. The best thing is for you to lawyer up and turn yourself in. Don't fight her too much in court. That would help her the most.
>>713560725
Try not to ever commit a crime again. If they swab your DNA you'll be fucked. Also, don't have kids. If they swab their DNA you'll be fucked.
Good luck
>>713557210
of course. the risk/benefit ratio makes this a no-brainer
>>713561121
Not beta, not cocky enough to say alpha.
Fucking the same stale bitch gets annoying and boring. I miss my twenties when I could hit it and quit it.
I wanna settle down, then again I don't.
>>713561017
Pics? Greentext details?
>>713557100
>Just had my first threesome tonight with my (ex) girlfriend and her friend, only to find out after, that one of her friends "boyfriends" was sleeping in the next room.
you are a fucking faggot to complain about your first 3some.
>just an hero. now.
>>713561416
You could kill yourself
>>713561204
Not who you're talking to >>713559634 but feeling dead inside is terrible. Like there's no fucking hope for anything. My desire to cease existing is not even matched by the rapist anon.
>>713561078
make any excuse you want to make yourself seem less beta. i don't got shit to prove to no one. either take it or leave it, your opinion doesn't concern me, im just giving u tards something to talk about for the night
>>713557443
this
>highly underrated post
>>713561204
That is very reddit of you. I said your post was shit. I didn't pick apart anything else. Now you're a wounded bitch. It might be time for you to go back to your shit site where they like to agree to disagree.
>>713561589
Well good for you
>>713560827
>>713560885
I still feel like they could figure it out based on timing and shit. I don't know. Paranoid
>>713561007
>>713561103
For now, I think I should give it more time but I think I will find someone to confess anonymously. I want her to know that I am very sorry and would 100% take back everything that happened that night
>>713561646
And there you are, spergin out as expected.
>>713557715
faggot, you didn't make him gay. him wanting to give you a blowjob was what meant he already was.
>critical thinking much, faggot anon?
>>713561717
Looks like you're floundering. So sad to see.
>>713561523
your right, im a faggot because I have respect for people. Don't expect anymore posts from me
I am an hero now
>>713561818
Nah just don't give a shit about you, have the last word if it makes you feel better cunt.
>>713561589
Same fuck head whining about a 3way trying to defend it..
Disreagard the haters and fuck your ugly sluts. These shitlords have never even seen a pussy
I want to get roughly facefucked by an old man.
I protected my pedo father-in-law. I saw the child porn on his computer a year before the cops saw it and even when I thought he was molesting his daughter I just did nothing and went about my daily life
>>713561706
Do your homework man. Find out if they can trace ink/paper by batch numbers, safe delivery methods, etc. It's worth the effort
>>713561555
Not yet. I still have lives to ruin.
>>713561346
No, you're right. She probably doesn't want to know I even exist still.
I want to atone but I can't go to prison. I'm a law student at a top 40 school, my family is working class and counting on me to turn things around.
I don't know, I'm not the victim here. I just wish I wasn't such a piece of shit and I could take back that night
>>713561706
>I want her to know that I am very sorry and would 100% take back everything that happened that night
That shit is great for you but won't help her one bit. It will bring back that night like it just happened. Watch a shit ton of rape victem videos where they talk about what they wish their rapers would have done post rape. It isn't tell them they regret it. If you really want to try to make it right, you get a lawyer. You get yourself to therapy. You confess at some point that the lawyer advise. You, in court, say how sorry you are. To make it as right as you can, that's the fucking shitty path you need to take. It's a shit pill to swallow but not quite as shit as being safely locked away in the protection of your own home, dreaming a wonderful dream only to be abruptly woken up by rape from a mysterious boogie man that could come back at any moment at any place you dare close your eyes.
>>713561996
>father in law
>molesting daughter
You got chucked by your father in law
>Inb4 "not my wife"
He had to start somewhere anon... think about it
>>713562070
That's the spirit
>>713562323
>I'm a law student at a top 40 school
Nigger, white ivy league students get 6 months time served. Plus, you can still be a lawyer and a rapist. That shit doesn't affect professions like that. I wonder, do you know what the girl's major was? What what she trying to be before she left school out of fear and never returned? I guess you're right that it wouldn't be fare for you to fucked up both of your lives to square what happened.
>>713559353
thanks for the trick on how to get my grades up thanks anon
>>713559353
Confess and then kill yourself. 2 birds, one stone, solves all of your problems and makes the world a better place.
>>713562830
Yup, I'm going to hell for laughing at this
>>713559353
>>713559353
>>713559353
Forget everyone else and listen to me
>finish school and become hot shot lawyer
>find her in real life
>develop relationship
>marry her
>have kids
>grow old together
>on your death bed (or hers depending on who dies first) tell her the truth
When I was twelve upon hearing news of my dads terminal brain disease I couldn't stop grinning. I had to hide my face in my hands.
>>713563169
Fucking savage
>>713562830
/b/ is full of helpful tips if you know where to look
>>713563169
Do this. Let her slip into her final night right into the worst nightmare imaginable. This shit must be done.
>>713563169
OMG this
>>713555663
Not really a secret anymore but my gf found some panties I had for a long time because I forgot all about them and now it's just awkward
>>713557715
You font -make- people gay. They are or they aren't. The faggots can't help it, they're born faggots.
>>713563650
Channing Tatum could make me gay
>>713563364
>/b/ is full of helpful tips
If you want to rape your sister or kill Bin Laden with a Claymore.
>>713563757
why would you use a claymore?
I guess it'd work but what's the specific reasoning?
>>713560166
Don't listen to this FBI agent. Hé wants you to make a mistake in writing the essay, to extract dna/handwriting analysis
I'M K*LLING MYSELF IF I REACH 1,000 SUBS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHOFf9wW3EY
>>713558387
There's a way to use some kind of bean to ferment an odorless, tasteless poison that kills the consumer over a week or so, slowly and painfully.
Just saying anon
>>713559353
Mother fucker you need to try this. >>713563169 It's the only solution
>>713563900
Dubs confirms it
>>713561958
Find a gay sauna or something. Go on fucking Craigslist. It's not rocket surgery.
>be me mid-20's
>Moved back home for financial/mental health reasons.
>mentally unstable. Lonely/depressed as fuck
>got new job first week home, qt 16-y-o works there
>we smoke weed and do coke on lunch breaks for weeks
>one night she texts me late
>finally can't take it anymore and we fuck
>11/10 sex
>we date/fuck for 3 months
>her parents find out
>bawl in my parents arms tell them whole thing
>think I'm going to jail
>we agree cut all contact so they don't send me to jail
>They knew I was a good person and gave me second chance
>she turned 18 now
>we've seen each other recently
>career now work with children
>not a pedo
>fear truth will come out and ruin my life
>living with this fear rest of my life
Our relationship was consented. I learned my lesson and would never touch or even flirt with anyone under 18 again.
vent 1
>>713555663
My friend and his wife have a shaky marriage, recently a female friend came down for vacation and she clearly has a thing for him. The wife is irritated and jealous but rains cordial at face value but talks mad shit behind their backs.
The wife irritates me some times but get along 90% of the time, she has an adorable face, slight stomach chub but a booty to kill for and a great rack.
I fantasize about her separating from him and using me for comfort, I'd love to bury deep in her and grind that fat ass.
>>713563900
The FBI wouldn't bother tracking a rape case on 4chan, and I don't type nearly articulately enough to be called an agent..
I want my wife to get fucked by multiple big fat cocks and see if she could take them plus mine.
>>713556031
DUUUDE I remember you, long time no see. you're story though, made me kek and gag a little
>>713563806
>why would you use a claymore?
/b/ro I have no idea and I'm a Scott. There is an image somewhere of the /b/ thread where Gary Faulkner asks what he should bring to hunt Bin Laden and he was told night vision googles, a Claymore and some other stuff. He made the news.
i am addicted to alcohol and porn. i'll wake up in the morning, need about 5 drinks to feel normal, and go to work. (pizza delivery driver) ill ride around all night making deliveries while drinking vodka out of the bottle, come home and start to hit the bottle even harder. once i get drunk i start to think about how pointless life is, get depressed, and look for the most brutal face fucking porn i can find. i take extreme pleasure in watching women suffer. the funny thing is, i have a very nice, normal gf who is so innocent. i feel horrible about myself, but in the end.. i just dont give a fuck about anything. i've seriously contemplated blowing my brains out. i bought a gun for this purpose a few months back, but havent gotten the balls to pull the trigger.
>>713564060
>would never touch or even flirt with anyone under 18 again.
Strange conclusion since, except for some moralfag freakout, everything seemed to have worked out well for you. Maybe a little dip in the kiddie pool from time to time will give you the boost to make something more with yourself.
>>713555663
I'm Christian and I see the point of view of just about every other Christian as heresy, blasphemy and-or hypocrisy. Non-evangelical atheists and agnostics are closer to the teachings of Jesus than the majority of Christians.
>>713564197
I know they give you lessons on social-media integration, so keep on showing meme's. Fact is, you don't have the jurisdiction to go after his IP, due to the alternating nature of this website(indirect evidence)
>>713564656
Sell the gun anon, some people just shouldn't own them and you're own of them. Taper your alcohol use and begin a nofap. 1 month later, you will feel good as new.
And for the love of fuck stop drinking and driving, no one else deserves to die because you're messed up.
>>713564753
I personally have an issue with the whole calling anyone who sleeps with a 16-17 year old a pedophile. They're underage but not a child, 16 is even age of consent in most places.
i have given guys hand jobs and blow jobs before but i have never had sex before
>>713564753
no pussy is worth jail time and a sex offender label the rest of my life. It's not that I couldn't do it, it's just not worth the risk. The whole statutory rape shit was devised as a strategy to prevent so many under-aged pregnancies since most teenage mothers are knocked up by someone over 18.
The law really has no actual foothold in biology, and to deny that is to suffer from dissonance. The entire concept of age is an arbitrary anyway.
>>713564815
No jurisdiction? All it takes is a court order, and if Trump's net neutrality laws pass that wouldn't even be necessary..
Still not the FBI though, faggot.
>>713565132
are u here for instructions
I secretly want to suck logs of shit from Andy Sixx's ass
>>713558011
newfag doesn't mean what you think it means, newfag
>Old oldfag here
>>713564950
>I personally have an issue
>>713565132
*Bill Clinton's voice* You: "I... have not had... sexual relations... with those guys..."
>>713565384
You clearly did, kek
>>713565400
>>713565247
if the trump net neutrality is like sopa we should all sign a petion so it does not pass when he tries to get it through
>>713558219
this is The.Most.Believable.Post.I've.Ever.Seen.On./b.Ever.
>evah
>>713565208
>no pussy is worth jail time
That might be a bridge too far.
>>713564805
So edgy
>>713564155
How good is the ass?
>>713565330
Eh... you again? Eh...
>>713559700
>her crib
maybe you should stop dating infants
>>713564753
Why no one talking about pizzagate???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4OP--ZXOjc
>>713565499
Nice hips, round cheeks just soft enough to bounce when she walks, shits on point
>>713565497
^Found the Conservative "Christian".
>>713559535
>>713565443
About the opinion? Nope. About shit-posting? Yep.
>>713560166
Dub, so you must anon
my waifu is a crouching chink hidden gook
>o:<
>>713564843
thank you for the advice, /b/ro. i will take your advice on selling the gun. the alcohol and porn thing is going to be alot harder though. i have tapered off alcohol so many times, promising myself to never drinking again, praying to some god or something to help me get through it, yet once i feel better again, i always go back. it never fails.. and i cant even imagine life without porn. i love it,.. jerking off and getting drunk seem like the only two things i can actually control in my life. and honestly, its not even jerking off to porn i think i'm addicted to.. but rather, seeing girls suffer and know that they feel the same pain i do
>>713565715
>claim opinions are shit posting
Good job being part of the problem faggot. Obviously you cared though or you'd never have posted.
30 year old virgin. Been kissed once at 22 out of pity. Got so lonely turned to sucking dick just for any kind of human interaction
>>713565866
>>713565629
Not what I expected. Pussy & tit pics?
I have a sexual desire for my wife's 2 sisters, i want to have sex with both of them and often fantasies about them sucking me dry and having an amazing sex but there is 2 mayor problems with that; 1) they are underage = illegal and 2) even if they were legal i couldn't do it because i respect our marriage, so... i keep it inside my head as a dream that always be out of my reach.
>>713565851
If you're so alone and your life is so worthless that you need me to care about you, anon, then I gladly will. But this will be a first.
>>713566034
>>713563169
yeah but wouldn't she recognize his dick?
>busted
>>713564054
I'm a girl and craigslist seems so risky.
Not really looking for a solution, just wanted to share my secret
>>713566230
I'd fuck that.
not much of a compliment though, I've fucked some pretty horrific things in my time.
>>713555663
I've been fucking my boss. She's in her late 50's and I'm 25. It's how I got promoted even though I have zero idea what the fuck I am doing daily. Honestly, I should of never gotten the job. I sometimes just give other people the work to do and go outside to share a joint with the guys on the loading dock. We've been fucking for a while now and she wants me to move in "secretly" so people don't know we're fooling around.
>>713566290
I'm an old man.
>cant keep it up though sorry
>>713566230
Her torso face looks like it is depressed and given up on life.
>>713558417
Hello, I really like your image. I would just like to let you know that I saved it. Thank you.
>>713566401
>>713566551
you know what? I've changed my mind. I'm out.
>>713565612
I know, right?
>>713566218
>projecting this hard
>>713565829
Right on man, the gun even being there is driving your thoughts
If you insist on drinking stick to beer and restrict your purchases after you've tapered down. No more hard alcohol. If you cut yourself off when you start to slip you'll condition your brain to take it easy
>>713555663
I've been feeling anxious and lost cause My partner doesnt like sex as much As I do. We've been dating for 14 years and I no longer can handle this. I then told him that I want the divorce cause He's not fulfilling my wishes and the rude one called me whore and a lot more. I know A relationship isn't all about sex, But its a lot! And I don't feel desired by him... Which is the reason why I keep sending pics and masturbating to random dudes on the internet. It hurts a lot cause I get easily attached to people and I always end up falling for the Ones I bate...Then OfC I tell my partner, Every week I have a new love... But even with all this, He refuses to end up our shitty relationship and tell me things like "I will kms If you keep insisting about this crazy idea" idk I dont want him to kys...Also keeps day and night calling me borderline, Which I hate very much cause I clearly have no mental problem. I just feel a bit more horney than my friends and the other girls he knows. Oh Also says that feel disgusted by my constant horniness... and I can only hate myself for all this.! I wish I was dead too, but apparently im too coward to kms. Also, I never cheated on him, But Sometimes I want it very much.
i'm trans
if this post is dubs i'm coming out to my brother
>>713557060
Join the navy. They pay you more for spawning
>>The plight of modern medicine is upon me, it seems!
social darwinism is the antithesis of darwinism not a version of it: the idea that man is to choose who and how may survive, disenfranchising the animalist or animist agents of natural selection, be it "negative" (reduction of life or creation of death) or "positive" (creation of life or reduction of death)
truth is, modern medicine is betrayal of evolutionary social solar system environment, artificial evolution implies in-actuality devolution not undermining but subsidizing chronic disease - there is disease in ease
sickness is foremost an indicator of health, cancer an appropriate reaction to cigarettes and chlorified chicken nuggets, teeth falling out a sign: you've eaten enough, someone else's turn! ever seen a toothless old man smile?
surgical removal of belly fat, grease floods the room like opening up corn silo with electrical axe-saw, woman in circus tent dress riding fattie coaster into subway train as tires ache, smothering smal child with buttocks
old man in suit and tie, robotic movements of artificial joints and limbs, plasticised botox face of wax figure, eager to conquer death living mechanical life on the moon, no smiling, only endless grey desert he dreams while absentmindedly from painkillers carving thanksgiving turkey at family Xmas dinner with help black servant in natura, knife slips and hits skin, green blood spurts across table, hits small grand2-daughter's face disintegrates at the touch of it
mechanical hips dance the penicillin polka; falsely diagnosed schizophreniacs chained to asylum walls electronic shock treatment tango or the ritalin rumba
technology advances laws revert and disgorge over and about themselves, driving under the influence comes to be no longer a felony but a prequisite to getting drivers' licenses approved, toothpaste pizza and morphine cola come with movie ticket, limbs amputate spontaneously as man is sphere of flesh in atomic wheelchair mind cataclysm.
>>713555663
When I found out my "mother" was actually my kidnapper at the age of 14, I blackmailed her for sex until I turned 22 while I looked into who my real family were. I'm now back with my blood relatives and I have a strange relationship with my older female friend (my former "mother").
>>713566629
not me. im the 30 y.o. virgin>>713565866
At this point id fuck almost anything
>>713566290
How old are you and how old would he be? How rough, like bloody nose, can't breath deep throat, swollen lips, and face full of puke rough?
>>713566675
>0/8
>>713566789
Green text
Now
>>713564656
lol welcome to life fag we all feel this way
>>713566444
It's not what you know but who you know. Ride that shit as far as it will take you. No shame.
>>713566912
I second this.
>>713566551
Did you ever find it? Your watch, that is.
>>713566668
Miss using quote tags that badly.
>>713566912
>>713567010
Maybe tomarrow. I'm too drunk now.
>>713567093
greentext or it didn't happen
>>713564843
+1
>>713567093
Fucking fag
>>713567222 (checked)
>>713566675
w/ timestamp then we'll talk.
>>713566857
22 and I want 55+
Can't breathe deepthroat and some choking.
I want him to know that I need air, but to keep pushing a little longer before giving me a tiny break, then shoving his cock back down my throat.
>>713567200
Believe what you wish. I'm going to bed in about 5 minutes and greentext will take too much time.
>>713566675
find yourself someone who isn't gay
>be me, stupid 17 year old
>15 year old girl comes over after school
>she has huge crush on me
>i talk her into having sex with me
>take her virginity
>after i pop her cherry, she starts crying and tells me to stop
>i get up, and tell her to get dressed
>open a beer and tell her "now i ripped you open, so other guys can fuck you"
>she curls up into ball and cries more
>i go take a shower, when i get out, she is gone
>she never speaks to me again, and hates me to this day
>im 22 now
to this day, i have no idea why i did that. i feel so bad
>>713567399
checked
the dub angels have smiled upon you and your wish shall be fulfilled
careful walking home tonight anon
I miss doing heroin because it kept me skinny
>>713567574
Because you are a massive shit stain of a human? Fuck, I hear "first time" stories and you autists always say you did shit so horrendously douchey like this. Its a wonder why women hate men.
Meanwhile I'm still waiting for my chance
being on the fedora meme, I know its coming
>>713567399
I'll find one like you someday. But tonight I fap....please, go on.
I often times pray for an apocalyptic situation with a female companion/refugee so I can convince her my cum will provide nourishment when there's no food to be salvaged
I also find it erotic when looking at pictures of women being turned into furniture
what else in life is there?
>>713567832
still waiting for your chance to take a virginity or to lose yours?
>>713568013
Lose mine.
I wouldn't mind the chance to make some ones first memorable however
>incoming
>>713567583
made me smile :)
>>713567832
i was a shit head back then.. i still question myself why i did that. it was fucking weird looking back on it. i think its because i had an ego back then and looked at her as an annoying freshman. idk
>>713568119
and you just assume you'll get it perfect the first time?
you won't say/do anything wrong, or make any mistakes
good luck with that
>>713567691
I love the effort but I'm a stickler for my request.
> w/ timestamp
Or just write "<3" on one pussy lip and "Ben" on the other
>>713567691
would accept vag and timestamp but until timestamp, nah.
>>713568254
Cuz I definitely said both would happen at the same time *eye roll*
>>713568217
Eh, whatever, its done so no point in lamenting.
>>713568281
>>713568306
Say nothings then.. I just feel bad as fuck I wanted to put it out...
>>713568306
is english your first language? I hope not, because you suck at it
>>713568502
You're being incoherent now, your insult makes no sense.
>>713568568
because you lost track of the conversation two posts ago, retard
>>713568426
Do what you've got to do. I ask for this >>713568258
I've got two good friends that are/were in your same situations. Shit sucks.
>>713568502
Pretty coherent to me, looks like you're the one having trouble comprehending English
>>713567958
>>713566857
It'd also be hot to get taken by a few old dudes.
My fantasies vary, but I want a really old guy to appreciate my tits & smooth body. Suck my nipples gently and caress me sweetly - and a little desperately.
Then when I start licking his dick, he loses control and begins pounding my face.
>>713568426
that pic is from an old thread fam, some anon talking about how they masturbated on voice chat all the time without telling people.
reposting other peoples shit gets you nowhere.
>>713568716
tell me about your father anon.
>>713568633
No, no I didn't lmao, wtf are you smoking dude?
I said I am waiting to lose the v card but also said I wouldn't mind taking some one else's, and that's when you started on about language. You're literally autistic
>>713568716
Help this old guy out. Lets get some tit appreciation going here.
>>713568809
then timestamp. you've got nothing to lose.
>>713568809
I don't know who that anon is. a little Ben love goes along way.
>>713568819
as an outsider looking in on this argument.. i'm with you. i didn't see anything that you said to give the other dude reason to question english as your first language. am i missing something here?
>>713569060
No, he's just autistic
>>713569060
Nope, he's tryna bully the dude but sounds like he's twelve
>>713568794
Hahaha I don't think I really have daddy issues.
Some of this might've started with a kinda pervy masseur when I was in high school. He was at least 70 years old.
>>713569154
maybe. Some kind of issues with the father figure is the common cause, but next up is some guy imprinting on you at a vulnerable age.
either way, young girls into older guys give me hope for the next 30 years.
I'd give anything to have my ex pee in my mouth again. Fear I'll never find a girl that kinky again.
>>713568702
No. This reply here shows he didn't understand what I was saying:
>Cuz I definitely said both would happen at the same time *eye roll*
He's a virgin criticizing other people's first times while he waits for "his chance" (lol)
He's never done it, but in his mind he'll get it perfect. That makes it a little easier to criticize others, when you just assume you're going to be perfect your first time. Guess what, he probably won't be.
>>713555663
>think about killing myself nearly every day
>late twenties and no life
>find it hard to get out of bed every day
>wife thinks I'm bipolar (protip its unlikely)
>scared to get help because I'm afraid to lose my job and go on neetbux
>parents are asian tier and super emotional about my lack of success and the holidays are coming up.
kill me please. I didn't ask for this life.
>>713569154
There is no better feeling than releasing when balls deep while she's just run out of breath and struggles to both swallow and hold on for just a little longer. It's in the eys. those glassy wide desperate eyes and the gulping gasping mouth.
>>713569338
>and you just assume you'll get it perfect the first time?
>Cuz I definitely said both would happen at the same time *eye roll*
No faggot, you're wrong. He was defending himself because you called him out on it. Quit those fuckin mental gymnastics, there's three of us now that disagree
>>713568758
I hope you didn't abandon thread.
>>713569581
Then all three of you fail at reading comprehension. I don't give a shit about his fantasy to maybe do a good job taking a girl's virginity one day in the distant future after he has lost his own virginty. I was calling him out for his first reply to that guy where he calls someone a shitstain over something he obviously knows nothing about, because he's never done it.
>>713569539
Those are the videos I look for.
I'm a little twisted, getting off to other girls struggling to breathe. But I didn't get into this stuff until after it had happened to me.
It wasn't an old dude, but he was fat and I'm skinny, so it makes our videos extra hot.
>>713569946
I just explicitly explained how you're wrong, your response is nothing but a straw man argument, you're no where near as intelligent as you tell yourself you are.
>>713570145
if you think this post makes sense: >>713568306
then you didn't understand the post that it's in response to
>>713569946
>>713570145
>>713569581
>>713569338
>>713568702
You fucks should watch the movie KIDS. It's about a virgin stealer.
https://youtu.be/HNLb2wJ-lZw
>>713569946
i guess i can see where you are coming from, but it is perfectly normal for virgins to romanticize the act of losing their virginity, or taking another girls virginity. in all fairness, he was right in calling the guy a shitstain though. that was a dick move on the dudes part, but hey, its a confession thread
>>713570301
Look man, you're wrong, I cbf to explain this any further I've already spelled it out
>>713570096
You might be twisted but your not alone. Offline I've spoken to a good number of women that love watching other women suffer like that or that pain/pleasure zone with some sex, or humiliations stuff. I had a lady not to long ago that I'd teller her to gag herself and she'd get red faced and drooly from the gaging. I'd have to hold her head to get it going down hard enough which she loved.
>>713570526
No, it's you that doesn't get it, but I really don't give a shit either
>>713566675
I regret not seeing that pussy with my name on it and I'm sorry we couldn't get to talking about your rough situation. Sex isn't everything but it is a big part of marriage and you're in the right for wanting it more than never.
>>713564318
Me!
>>713569811
no, but why?
Hey Ami you gook piggu everybody is going to find out how fucking UGLY you fucking are you dumb cunt lolololoolololol keep sucking dick gook.
Don't worry too much though these are just internet strangers you lame bitch.
>>713570949
this >>713570791
more the second part
>>713570954
Do you have any Ami Gook Piggu nudes?
>>713570096
>it makes our videos extra hot
>>713570096
Where could a /b/rother find those videos?
>>713570096
maybe you should meet up with this dude haha>>713564656
>>713571064
>nudes?
Nope but her faggot husband has a really old sex tape with her in a pig mask from years back actually, her ugly face is one of the grossest things I've ever seen.
I pretend to be a girl online...
even though I'm a gross tranny irl.
>>713571317
She better hurry. He might not be around for long.
An underage girl raped me and i felt so guilty. I honestly thought it was my fault.
It actually happens. Girls rape dudes.
When my ex girlfriend lived with another girl about two years ago, I would sneak into her roommates room while they were both out and jerk off into her underwear while I fucked my ass with a toy on her bed.
>>713570096
>Those are the videos
Could you link to any of your favs?
>>713571412
kek but that makes it hotter
>>713563650
*Sniffs* Wrong.
>>713571501
Sure they do but you're not a dude. You're a cumdumpster and cumdumpsters love to be raped by lolis
>>713555663
Used to masturbate to raping and killing my partner (at the time).
>>713571730
>at the time
I can see how this ends.
>>713571790
KEK
>>713571637
Naw I'm a dude. Girl said she was Christian too smh
>>713571916
What the fuck are you talking about? Tell the tale of the Pig Gook.
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>>713561706
Once you change your morality again, the paranoia subsides.
Want her to just give it up like a slut to friends or strangers. Catch her cheating getting fucked doggy style so i could fuck her even harder in fron of the guy and cum on her face and let her suck their cock with my cum on her lips
>>713572433
I want to hear all about it.
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>>713571412
Aw, kinda sad.
>>713564656
Hey dude, keep your chin up and try not to drink & drive.
You sure your girl is really innocent? She might be secretly more wild & kinky than you think. Maybe a shy conversation could help. Share some drinks and tell her that you want to learn about/try everything that might turn her on.
Good luck with life.
>>713572559
Her on her heels and panties
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>>713572959
She's got legs I like. I'd hate fuck her for sure.
Move or die with thread
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By mystery cumdumpster. I hope all goes well for you or maybe I'll see my name across your pussy in the next thread and we can talk.