Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>713541627
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless tripsguy gets trips)
>No lewding (I'm looking at you, Juvia)
>Occasional RP never hurt anyone
>Discussion is the only thing to do here really
>Shitposting must be original
>If you're posting images you're not an elitist
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in Discord
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rei
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>713554132
Rei is so shit, she can't even get pregnant.
Sameji claim'd
Well it's time for juvia to go to bed, same goes for me.
Goodnight /waifu/. Love you all
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>713554291
Why couldn't She?
>>713554329
>>713552778
Yep! 1100ccs of pure highway speed demon!
Rotary does it by design. I've come to enjoy the occasional top off.
>This match was WAY closer than it had ANY right to be.
Autistic virgins
>>713554666
Also, claimed.
- Total babe
- Bubbly personality
- Ageless
- Royalty
- Can summon the Millennium Castle Brunestud
Act like Arcueid Brunestud isn't the ideal waifu.
>>713554372
sleep well
>>713554666
>satanic speed demon
anything over 600cc still scares me, but only because i don't know how to ride
my altima burned like a refinery
>>713554599
Because her body is a clone of the MC's mother.
>>713554720
Cirno claimu!
Who wants to hear the tale of: Retarded garbage vagina
>>713555314
oh shoot, we close...
I wonder who will
>>713555555
>>713555212
^-^
>>713555366
>>713555555
high-five!!
>>713555487
Lol be careful, nigga
>>713555553
awww shit... so fucking close....
dammit....
>>713555553
A for effort
>>713555553
Smelly anime girl please leave
QOTT: how many of you are virginsv
>>713555597
Only Lulu for me <3
>>713555699
I am
>>713555699
Not this claimer
>>713554967
And? Last I checked clones are still human
>>713555699
nope, don't find it particularly enjoyable however
>>713555699
I'm a sexual deviant tbh
>>713555760
>not rolling septs
Big dumb gay
>>713555699
I'm saving myself for marriage.
>>713555701
What's so special about her?
>>713555829
Medical science hasn't made a clone that can reproduce.
>>713554926
Precisely!
I went straight from 300 to 1100. Just gotta respect the bike! Although to be fair, 600 is all someone realistically would need.
I go through a quart every month or so.
>>713555212
>Implying I'd ever have more than 1.
God damnit someone pay attention to me
>>713555965
Hey, do you wanna join the Discord?
>>713555965
I can see how his came to be. You're a 35 year old virgin. Your poor mom dragged your fat Ass to the movies to watch hotel translyvania 2. Your autistic brain took a liking to this character, so you went home, saved a bunch of images of it, cane to /b/ abs started saying she's your wife. These threads make me feel so good about myself Kek
>>713556137
No sorry. I hate people.
>>713556084
You telling me that sheep dolly couldn't have babies?
>>713556116
maniac, i don't plan on ever going above 600
that's about what my altima went through with a 2.5 straight 4
I bet y'all look like the dude who owns the comic book store on the Simpsons
>>713556382
fuck me forgot picture again
>>713556136
I wanna lick her fangs
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Here's some (You)s
>>713556366
Fortunately, no
>>713556461
That's a lot of (you)s
>>713556512
Why is that fortunate?
I actually just watched the first episode and I never fell harder in love, please tell me anyone who's fully watched it, am I in for heartbreak? No spoilers please
>>713556249
>mom you want to go to the movies? Hotel trans is playing again!
>god I hate you son.
Dude I only ask her like once A week come on.
And Donald Trump actually did make her real. BE JEALOUS
>>713556382
I wanna get a dirtbike sometime as well. Learn how to wheelie properly!
>Related
Mine still burns it a bit too fast. I gotta jack it up and tighten the oil pan. I'm almost certain the pan itself is a tad loose.
>>713556116
extra cute tonight i see
>>713556002
She is a handy with a weapon
>>713556638
Yeah she falls in love with someone that isn't you
>>713556647
How does it feel to never have even felt a vagina before?
>>713556821
you wanna join the Discord?
>>713556603
Because we shouldn't be playing God.
>>713556821
Are you talking about your dick?
>>713556935
It can only end well, this isn't science fiction
>>713556886
I'm rich, 6 foot 9in. Big cock, am very handsome. I bet you get raped by your dad.
>>713556935
Cloning isn't exactly playing god. We already are playing god in so many other ways
>>713555699
I've never held a girls hand before.
>>713556778
go KTM for dirtbikes, they make a 700cc enduro
you do your own oil changes?
with the radiator hose leak you might wanna double check the oil cooler, assuming it has one
>>713556137
>>713556920
>you wanna join the Discord?
When did this become a place to recruit people to your sekrit newfag club?
>>713556858
Welp my life is garbage now gonna go die see ya later
>>713556920
Sure Cirino cute :3
>>713556975
No she uses a pistol
>>713556821
Am not.
>>713557358
>700cc
Now now, if I'm going dirt, I'm starting on a 200cc or less. They're entirely different beasts.
Yep, just did mine about 600 miles ago.
>Oil cooler
I wish, that would mean I had a turbo. My oil pan is literally just a tank for the oil. There's not a single moving part in it. Just a tube that pumps the oil into the ignition chamber.
>>713557694
She uses your dick as a pistol?
>>713557847
Are too and than some..
<3
>>713557943
You've crossed the line bud..
>>713557970
Am not and ain't none!
>>713557127
Yeah, cause a guy like that claims an animated character as his wife every day.
Claimu
>>713558098
Are you going to defend yourself in front of your waifu?
>>713558171
totes adorbs!
>>713557847
they also do 50cc and everything in between
you do the oil filter on every change? i've found it helps
how many miles on it again? might be worth it to check/replace the gasket
I'm actually gunna go drive around for a while, traffic should be completely gone by now; late
>>713558237
why her?
>>713558337
Stop smoking.
>>713558428
I refuse
>>713558305
Don't bring her into this
She knows she gets um hot and bothered
I don't know where you're headed with this but it aint getting lewd
>>713557694
Add me and send a message:
@gsfordham#8222
>>713558182
>6 "9
Falling for bait??
Best husbando. My husbando would destroy all of your generic loli trash waifus.
>>713558495
You're going to get cancer of the mouth and won't look "cool" anymore
>>713558237
How bout you?
You also wanna join our Discord?
>>713558375
Because she's cute, amusing, talented, and has a lot of charm, as well as other things that appeal to me.
Why do you ask?
>>713558855
dammmmm check them triple dubs!
again
>>713558730
Is that Naruto?
>>713558535
I'ma roll trips and claim yo bitch
>>713558662
I was quick desu~
>>713558855
What kind of Discord? i'm part of one but don't do much there.
>>713558898
u stink checkum
>>713558858
Because she HATES humans and wouldn't dream of being the waifu of a hairless ape.
>>713558973
do it nui <3
>>713558307
Nope!
>>713558337
Was probably gunna go for a 150cc. Decent in between.
This was my first one, but I didn't skimp on the filter. I can go 3 changes on this filter and still be good. Although I'll probably change it every over change to be safe.
.......252k..... probably is.
Later mang, I just covered my car so I'm in for the night.
>>713558973
We got a whole bunch of the /waifu/ posters, and there's a ton of channels.
Also, I have a custom bot that spouts memes as fuck
claimed for shits and giggles
>>713559079
>Unf.
>>713558897
No, this is Naruto.
Reminder discord is a VIP room with a huge "Fuck off, but look this way" neon sign.
And it has brought on a lot of shit posting and cry babies. It is fairly annoying to deal with, and even be around.
>>713559138
^^^^^
>>713559079
Oh baby yess
>>713559138
Wat
>>713559360
Nooooope!
>>713559243
Citation needed.
>tfw no short hair gf
>>713559037
Not to be edgy but who doesn't? you hear them do dumb shit everyday and wonder how you came to be one.
And why dream?
>>713559047
Who this?
>>713559094
Eh, sure, i suppose i can give it a shot, but don't expect much from me.
>>713559481
Source: /waifu/ archives
>>713559552
ok, add me:
@gsfordham#8222
>>713559592
That's like saying X percentage of people rape, and as citation you say "News"
>>713559552
Lulu Getin the discord feg <3
We're picking flowers
>>713559243
>>713559592
But /mai/ Discord is like the 8-ch of the /waifu/ Discords.
>>713559552
I need a message, so I can send you a link. =/
>>713559999
>>713559999
9
>>713559789
ok
>>713559914
Its fine if you want to have your own sekrit newfag club but don't come in thread JUST to recruit people to it and effectively killing the threads
It seriously make you look sad tbh
Just don't do it
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>713560721
Is this real?
>>713560038
Well, I don't do it JUST to invite people.
I'm just gettign a few more people tonight. And it doesn't kill the threads, rly, b/c we still post here.
>>713559121
btw, Sui, you want in?
Add @gsfordham#8222
and send me a message
>>713560858
Hey mai, what about you?
Discord?
I forget if I asked you yet.
Use this name to get at me:
>>713561027
Feel free to share what you and your waifu are listening to
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WVY4m6iVGNE
>>713560858
Maybe so, I'd hope so.
>>713561027
I don't know, seems like I'm not interested in being there as much, I like it don't get me wrong, just for now it's like that.
>mfw Discord
>>713561332
And also claimed.
>Mami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpcVPqIg8fQ
>>713561303
I REALLY DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM! BELIEVE ME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gTVWQchPs4
>>713561027
>i don't do it just to invite people
a total of 1 messages have actually been saying anything other than hey join my discord and leave the thread thanks or failing at getting
>I'm just getting a few more people tonight
i'm guessing its dead then?
>And it doesn't kill the threads, rly, b/c we still post here.
Yes it does.
People move there then never come back to the threads, it happened with telegram and it has happend with discord several times
Stop trying to shill your discord
>>713561116
I'm already friends with you on Discord.
Discord fags get OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>713561303
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K4B-R7XnPMU
>>713561303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apaJ3A56XbM
It's seems to grow on me more and more every time I listen to it.
>>713561693
ANAL CUNT :D
>>713561778
yes
>>713561368
Don't use /mai/ /waifu/!
Cirno belongs to me!
>>713561508
>i'm guessing its dead then?
Nah, with the new people, we just broke 40 non-bot members
>>713561568
oh, sorry.
>>713561884
>
>>713561848
listened to that shit my freshman year in highschool lol im 20 now
>>713561568
That picture reminded me of my ex. Fuck you.
>>713561027
O-Okay.
>>713561884
so fine tonight girrrrrr
<3
> lulu
>>713562462
ur old
>>713562462
that's a long time ago
>>713561997
Nope.
>>713562547
Wat
>>713562510
How so?
>>713562762
the best posts tonight keep it coming :D
>>713559142
DELETE THIS
>>713563013
luluco is ripe for the pickings
>>713563013
Literally how?
>>713561027
>Mfw I'm a massive newfag to discord
I can't find you.
>>713563160
stay away from my waifu
.getchurown
>>713563160
what's that supposed to mean?
>>713563343
she's not your "waifu", you delusional sod.
She's your AVATAR
you're all avatarfags
>>713563280
idk how u do it either buut you continue to do it in the cutest way possible
>>713563377
it means benis
>>713563339
Not him but delete the @ and send.
>>713563424
getoutstinkyvag
>>713563498
Fuck.
Thanks.
>>713563424
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>713563464
What even is it? And why is it being called cute?!
>>713563990
it is just the cutest thing
>>713564470
N E THING boutyou
> LULU
>>713564803
NOPE! NOTHING CUTE AT ALL EVER REEEEEE!
>>713565077
Thank you for keeping thread going.
Have a good night.
>>713565309
No problem mang, night!
>>713565077
checked
>>713565309
>>713565444
checked.. you're doing the work and getting the cute everywhere bud.. there's no sweeping this amount of cute under no dang rug
>>713565626
BUT I AM NOT CUTE! How everyone keeps assuming i am is beyond my comprehension at this point.
Claim
>>713562786
She used to put her hair and blood in everything she cooked for me. After a year and half I had to to the G.I. clinic and they found a pound of hair in my stomach and small intestine.
>>713566020
-hug-
>>713566020
ohayou
>>713565729
>>713566020
Good another cute is here.
Tomoyo is Makoto a qt 3.14 all the time or what?
> lulu
Great, starting tomorrow I'm not insuranced anymore
aww yiss system
also the electrician did shit and now the kitchen can't get built in
I'm loving my day so far
>>713566020
succ me
Claiming Alice2.
>>713565309
Thank you for not doing anything to help this thread.
Get the fuck out.
>>713566287
Meet me behind Jack in The Box at 7:00 PM
>>713566237
Who
Are
You
?
>>713566237
nobody cares faggot
>>713566058
D-didn't you realize you were eating hair?
>>713566237
That's happens because you're a huge faggot who always disagrees with me.
We all know that is bad luck to disagree with me.
Retarded trap who think he will be relevant in this big world.
>>713566068
*hugs back*
>>713566110
Hi
>>713566231
Yes
>>713566247
No
>>713566562
>date] [Auto] 1 new post
-meet me behind 7/11 at 2:45 AM-
>>713566436
Sometimes I would find hair, but I didn't think anything of it. She would grind it down and pepper it on my eggs or in my sandwich every day.
>>713566562
sleep well?
bleh.
>>713566231
I am not!
>>713566562
REEEEEE
>>713566237
Tough times don't last tough people do.
be glad you don't have zika I guess? idk buddy i missed u
>>713561568
You got a discord now, Mai?
Oh.
I see.
>>713566673
Slutty cunt.
>>713565309
>>713565444
>>713565626
>>713565729
>>713566020
>>713566237
>>713566287
>>713566322
>>713566384
>>713566562
>>713566673
>>713566752
NARUTO IS MY FAVORITE ANIME
>>713566344
I claimed her fair and square.
>>713566880
Yeah? And I'm gonna kill you.
Fair and square
Meet me behind the MGM grand at 6:00 AM
![[HorribleSubs] Naruto Shippuuden - 477 [720p].mkv_snapshot_02.59_[2016.10.03_15.01.09].png](https://i.imgur.com/B3oyEi1.png "[HorribleSubs] Naruto Shippuuden - 477 [720p].mkv_snapshot_02.59_[2016.10.03_15.01.09].png")
>>713566819
Mine too. I have every episode downloaded on external HDD
>>713566635
What was wrong with her?
>>713567013
Isn't that in Vegas?
>>713566745
Normaly I'm here later, so eh, coincidence we didn't meet. How are you?
>>713566384
Your average anon
>>713567072
I don't know...
>>713567139
Who?
>>713567096
You'd be correct.
>>713567233
I'm not going all the way to America for you to kill me and steal my love.
>>713567041
>>713567353
Okay, good.
Tell me where you live
It just has to be the city
I will find you.
>>713567228
ritsu
Rate me Waifu
>>713567353
Also, what gives you the right to claim Alice2 when I was the first one to formally claim her in this thread?
Do you get off on stealing things that don't belong to you?
SICKO.
>>713567139
ta-kun!
>Sameji is back
>>713567564
oops.
I meant these threads in general, not just this thread.
>>713567432
New Orleans
>>713566634
No
>>713566661
I guess so
>>713566673
Yes you are
>>713567497
Your nose is bigger than my future.
This thread sure is unintresting.
>>713567625
-want to erp-
>>713567432
Liverpool
>>713567564
>>713567601
You have to claim her in EVERY thread EVERY day
>>713567625
fap yet?
>>713567697
why the fuck is chen so cute?
>>713567594
morning Sameji
>>713567663
Bet my gf is hotter than your cartoon wife
>>713567813
That's because it's the only thing Chen got
>>713567843
morning implies i've been to sleep
>>713567734
doing so would be stale.
I'm a capricorn in nature
I believe expressing love needs to not be elongated.
If I claimed her too many times
Her being my "waifu' would lose meaning.
Because at the end of the day, if you repeat something too many times, it starts to lose it's meaning fast.
>>713567714
Ok but i need to leave soon
>>713567781
No i don't want to
>>713567867
Wow.
My heart.
It almost hurts.
Good night /waifu/
THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE WAIFU
THE WAIFU BEFORE ALL OTHERS
>>713568072
-where are you going-
-pulls down your shirt-
>>713568100
What a faggot.
>>713568006
Oh okay then I'll claim her every day. Thanks.
>>713568072
-_-
>>713568256
IS THAT A CHALLENGE?
If you're testing me, you're in for a hard time.
Because when contested, I bite back. Hard.
>>713568174
Out
*How did you pull it down? That's not how shirts work*
>>713568353
:o
>>713568465
-oh-
-I don't know, I'm drunk-
-passes out-
>>713568465
what kind of normie are you going out -_-
>>713568402
Claim her in the next thread and prove your love for her.
>>713568520
*Takes lewd photos*
>>713568613
I'm not :o
