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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713477994
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>713499999
THOSE DIGITS
>>713499999
Jesus. Again.
>>713499279
Its not hate. Its just being an asshole. Hate is when you wish for the person to die a violent, painful death.
>>713500053
Hey, the man is a meme.
>>713500196
I was just in me undies m8. And I was like... mate!
Claim
>>713499999 →
Who overpowers this fairy the whole darn time?
Also claim
>>713499606
Past two days I haven't been mentioning you as much as before so I think I'll be fine there but you do have a point
>>713500263
I don't have anyone around me in real life that I can talk to. I rely on things like these to talk to people
I hope Haruhi will be okay...
>>713500196
>2020
we shall see, but mazda hasn't been too spectacular since the rx8
>Sameji claim'd
Cirno claimu, again!
>>713499999
>>713500598
Would you murder someone for me if I asked you to?
![Syndra [353].png](https://i.imgur.com/ARYtj6a.png "Syndra [353].png")
>>713499944
I don't know, maybe. It'll come down to me having enough conviction for it. I haven't done a lot of work since quitting college.
still here
>>713500764
Being honest I would think about it but not consider anything like that unless we actually knew each other. I don't think I would go that far for someone over the internet
>>713499944
You can't deny being seasonal... you just are
>>713500196
Yes, yes it does
>>713500458
Why would you wish me to die a violent and painful death? I just want to ded :(
Added everyone's new posts.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
カラミチーマス
>>713501065
That would be a lot of fun...
Anyway are you really going to show your therapist the collage?
>>713500196
Wanna hang together?
If you don't shoot you won't score
>implying they were ever shit to begin with
Pls
I am drawing a blanc because I am playing league, you could say I am leblanc
>>713500458
I really don't know him sorry
I thought you were quoting the trap video and the dude saying "Ohh myyyy"
>>713500927
Oh yea that could be it, no real reason to have a decent sleep schedule yet
I mean if you're behind on rent maybe it's smart to do something about that
>>713501074
You really don't know what seasonal means do you?
>>713501652
I already told him about it and he wants to see it so I have to
>>713501998
Remember you've got Yui and I and everyone else to talk to. I am proud you decided to talk to your therapist about the collage.
I want to be
like the waves on the sea,
like the clouds in the wind,
but I'm me.
One day I'll jump
Out of my skin.
I'll shake the sky
like a hundred violins.
>>713500458
Rory pls
>>713500656
Whoops, 2019. My bad!
I'm placing my hopes and dreams with Mazda on this one.
>>713501074
WOW ALICE ROOD REEEEEE FUCKING CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE YOU CIS SHITLORD!
>>713501852
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT PUN WHY?!
But I"m terrible at basketball!
>Implying they weren't
Pls
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>713501852
I do, I was joking around with you though.
Everyone knows Yuno isn't seasonal, she's entry level :^)
>>713501998
What are we going to do when he orders you to stay away from me?
>>713501998
Only very few anons are actually assholes here in waifu. I wish you good luck on your journey.
>>713501998
>>713502311
That is quite simple, Haruhi tells his therapist he doesn't want to. You have to be honest with your therapist
>>713502541
But, I...
>>713502208
they killed the Furai
they killed the wenkel for several years
they killed their pickups
they've hurt me too many times
>>713501074
But you arent an Irish cockhole.
>>713501852
No, the original quote is from George Takei in Star Trek. Tone and inflection as well.
>he named his fragrance 'Eau Myyyyyyy'
>>713502208
You should know by now.
This Australiana is obligatrory.
Like a sunrise....
>>713502703
But you...?
>>713502164
Telling him was so hard and awkward on the phone I'm so nervous for Thursday
>>713502311
I don't think that would be good for me to stop talking to the people who are helping me
>>713502950
I want to be Haruhi's friend.
>>713502208
Biology doesn't lie fucking snowflake
>>713502778
Aren't I?
>>713503016
You're nice, I like you.
>>713502208
You want more of that? I'm on brand at the moment
I was talking about Football though
>Implying they were
Pelease
>>713502239
I can't read sarcasm
Also fuck you
>>713502778
Oh seriously? that is fucking funny as shit
Thanks for this history lesson
>>713503049
Don't worry, that won't happen. Especially if Haruhi feels like you're helping him/her. The therapist will respect that
Waddup waifu
>>713502775
You got the keys keys keys to success
>Tristana claimed
>>713503339
I hope the therapist comes here so I can give him a piece of my mind if he takes Haruhi away from me.
hug me yuno
>>713503300
I know you want to, please contain yourself
>>713503746
Please don't sperge out tonight
>>713503465
The keys can only lock me in
That would be pretty funny having a real therapist here.
Why did you respond to Sachii and not me Yuno
Do you hate me Yuno
I want to die Yuno
cut me yuno
>>713503201
>>713503499
I like you too you're always so nice and supportive
SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE
i'll try not to yuno
>>713503974
They want you to get locked in. They don't want you to get out, but guess what? You gun get out, burst them doors open, and get the hinges in the fuckbois hands. In the fucboi's hands
>>713504078
Are you alright there?
>>713504010
Hello there, how are ya?
but i thought you enjoyed watching me sperg out yuno
>>713503925
>>713504023
>>713504044
>>713504078
>>713504169
you gave everyone but me a you yuno
>>713504179
I'll do my best to help you if you want it.
>>713504287
I'm 'kay, a little cold. what about you?
>>713504204
>
Can I have more you's Yuno
>>713501852
It probably is and the prospect of being homeless again doesn't appeal to me right now.
>>713504204
WIRRRR
>>713504309
Yuno
false duke discount tsundere~chan poster is mine yuno
>>713504204
i miss yuiposter yuno
>>713504451
Bugger hell, brb
>Tristana
>>713504204
I miss Lacie poster Yuno
>>713504662
Hurry back.
>>713504204
Claimed
I can't handle all this attention
>>713502541
You're right, not letting that therapist keep Kurome away from me!
>>713504451
You just talking to me is a real big help
>>713504204
>>713505000
checked the qt
>>713502721
They're the only ones to still pursue the rotary, so they're the ones I must rely on.
>>713502778
RORY STAHP!
>>713503153
WOW YES IT DOES RIGHT ALONG SIDE RAINDROP YOU FUCKING SEXIST!
>>713503300
Pls no
Nope! They're mediocre at best!
>>713504204
>
whats a lacie poster yuno
you should answer my questions yuno
Lacy is Alice's mother Yuno
you should be the pawn of autism yuno
>>713504986
That's good. What would you like to talk about now?
>>713505149
just convert to subaru, they'll stubbornly stick to the boxer until they go out of business or we run out of gas
>captach: Renault all
>>713505498
I'll talk about anything but what do you want to talk about I'm not good a t deciding...
>>713505268
You should use a symbol.
>>713506300
What symbol would a Duke have though?
They don't wear crowns, they aren't knights. I'm at a loss
>>713505677
>Boxer
Nope, dorito 4 lyf! Hell, I even thought about getting an MR2 and somehow putting a rotary into it. The cooling system would be interesting to set up for sure.... as would connecting it to the gearbox.
>>713506419
i knew you were a false duke
>>713505816
I don't know! I'm bad at starting conversations. Do you trust your therapist?
>>713506658
Mine isn't as easy as yours :(
What would YOU suggest
>>713506717
a real duke would know
i don't know im not a real duke
Claimed
>>713505149
You alistarted it
But fine if you're kha'sick of it i'll ff at 20
>>713506695
I've only been there twice so far so I can't say for sure but I would hope I can trust him. You said something earlier about seeing one, what for? (you don't need to answer if you don't want to.)
>>713506717
Use a cross or something heraldry-like
>>713506594
>b-but muh inherent balance
eh, i can't actually defend subaru beyond that, just have to justify my car loan
the MR2's try to kill you tho
>>713507282
forgot picture fak
>>713505816
If you're on in 5-6 hours we can talk about whatever you want. I have to go to class now. Take care!
>>713506979
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THESE ARE FUCKING RORY TIER!
>
>
>
>
>>713507282
Hey, they're not bad cars by any means. I'm just a fan of rotaries more!
That's the point!
>A 4AGE MR2 would be the one of the few cars I'd take that's not a rotary.
>>713507348
I'll probably be on until 1am almost 6pm for me right now
>>713507493
Urgot to be kidding me, you don't find these funny?
I'm sorry I caused you any missfortune
Please don't kick my ashe
>>713507282
When everything is balanced... Nothing is.
>>713507493
ITS TIME
MANDATRORY PUN TIME
Yeah, nah. Nah, yeah.
>>713507493
for why though?
I want my grandparents' 200sx so I can finally get it running again
>>713506803
Wat
>>713506984
I couldn't trust mine, he just kept squeezing money out of me. It happens to a lot of people. And I went for a severe personality disorder. I don't wanna say which one.
I'm gonna sleep now
Goodnight
>>713504532
Sorry I missed this
You were homeless before? Sorry to hear that I'm sorry. Good luck finding a job, talk to you later
>>713507744
That's fine but what did you say you think I have before I wanna look it up
>>713507894
Dependent Personality Disorder
>>713507872
goodnight yuno
>>713507872
Night yuno
>>713507872
Yuno, you forgot to slice me up.
>>713507872
>three times sorry
Yea I am tired kek
>>713508212
Hey how's it goin!
>>713508082
I can sort of see what you mean but I'm not sure if it's completely that.
I can actually talk from my phone now since I can charge my phone now that I found the cord I lost the other day... it was plugged into my computer the whole time...
>>713508212
>>713508590
Yeah I hope I'm wrong.
Erm don't you have spares lying around? lol
?
>>713508799
what is that?
>>713508590
Hi, how's the whole doctor thing going?
Are you going to therapy?
Something that didn't work very well
>>713508790
I'm definitely going to say something about it Thursday and see what he thinks. I am so nervous to talk in there with that paper though
Just got a new phone with a different type so I don't
>>713508962
butiam,ileftyou.Yeahireallyneededtherestandimgladyou'reherenowireallydidmisssyouyouknow-hugs-.jpg
>>713500316
>>713507688
/noose
>>713507691
See above.
>>713507712
I'm more of a fan of RWD really, which is why the WRX isn't really my thing.
Nice, why doesn't it run?
>>713508962
Yeah about that... Stuff happened today and he wants me to bring in the collage I made. He is getting me some medication too but I'm required to keep going to take it apparently
>>713508799
>>713508967
We aren't Sikhs or nazis Baka, use a cross or bishop or something.
>>713509311
Fine :(
>>713509207
Yeah, nah.
You doin a Maccas run? Can ya stop by the bottle-o and pick up some goon and durries? Its your shout anyway.
>>713507691
the mantra of a V8
>>713509207
mine either, which is why i got the BRZ, so I can have rear drive and simultaneously be able to bro with and distance myself from the STI guys
cylinder head is leaking, master cylinder needs to be replaced, leak somewhere in both the coolant and the oil system, all the tyres are flat, lord knows how long since any of the fluids were changed. it's been sitting in a garage for the last 25-30 years or so
>>713509675
Nah mate. Just spend a day at Bathurst.
>Rory-sama
>>713502183
what song is this? :o
>>713509137
>>713509231
Sorry about giving you bad advice. You really should give all possible evidence to the therapist so that they can accurately diagnose and take care of you.
I'm home from work early :)
>>713509102
In my first year of therapy I was told to not go into any chatrooms and had my computer and phone taken away. You seem more stable than I was back then so they might not do that to you. So what phone did you get?
>>713504204
>>713509609
STOP BEING AUSTRALIAN DAMMIT!
>>713509675
Besides, the power delivery is far smoother than a piston engine of any kind.
I thought about an older STI, but decided against it in favor of the Dorito.
>25-30 years
Holy jesus fucking hell, that poor car... give it the love it needs mang.
>>713510069
I don't know your rankings
this is allice :o ???
>>713510183
o: no this is Sachi
>>713510217
I thought he was the knight :o
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>>713510000
iloveyoutoobutremembersachiistheonlyonewhoiloveromanticially*hugs*.jpg
>>713510124
a cute
>>713510320
No, that's Yuno :o
>>713510410
are you trolling me? :o
>>713510464
Why would I troll you :(
>>713510367
>i love you too but remember sachi is the only one who i love romanticially *hugs* .jpg
>>713509859
i'd rather not go to a penal colony
>>713510128
this is true, which is why i was pissed about them killing the furai
it's nearly impossible to find them in good condition, people beat the shit out of them
yea, that one and the 300zx they have, they both need tlc, just waiting for them to give them to me or keel over and leave them in the will to me
>>713510000
It doesn't matter at least you talked to me!
>>713510122
I hope they don't try anything like that it's almost all of my interaction with other people and Moto Z Force
>>713510367
>>713510505
because slachi was komine :o
>>713510000
>>713510688
We swapped :o
>>713510660
Waifu and life do not rhyme this meme is stupid
>>713510128
Yeah, nah.
Strewth, your acting more mad than a cut snake.
>>713510559
Oi
Mate
Tassie is the penal colony
>>713510767
how do you pronounce waifu?
>>713510749
who is the jester of autism? :o
>>713510529
yes?
>>713510660
what?
>>713510559
>Decide to read up more on it
>Had a Dorito muffler
I am now even more upset that it didn't make it...
I know. Then again, I'm one of those people...
Have you talked to them about it? I mean, I know if my grandparents had any cars like that, they'd just hand them over if they didn't use them in 25+ years and I asked nicely.
>>713510924
That could be you, we should ask >>713510767
>>713510649
Sounds like a computer part. I just have an old flip phone. I feel like Mirai Nikki when I hold it.
I would suggest that you do a lot of your own research on psycho therapy. I've been played a few times and I don't want that to happen to you.
>>713510367
Oh no.
>>713510767
Wife
Life
wut?
>>713510924
way-foo
You can be the jester
>>713510993
I don't jest! :o
>>713511108
Never o;
>>713510814
idk why you people stay there, pretty sure you've all served your sentences by now
>>713510983
ran on E100, had a tendency to shoot flame through the intake and catch the whole car on fire, they put it in gran turismo 6
yea, me too...
my grandpa is convinced that he'll get them running again, but he can hardly get in and out of them, so i find that doubtful. they know i want them and that i'm the only one of the family who wouldn't just hock them, so
>>713511105
oh I thought it was wu-fu
>>713511194
I'm always serious :o
>>713511060
wecancuddletoo*cuddles*imjustlettingyouknowthatimalreadyhappilymarried.Antideps?.jpg
>>713511261
Don't lie to me :o
>>713511270
>we can cuddle too *cuddles* i'm just letting you know that im already happily married . Antideps? lol .jpg
>>713511246
>Shot flames from the intake
Now that's a serious design flaw right there. FLAMES COME OUT THE BACK, NOT THE FRONT!
But I'm one of those that, once they have the car they want, they're never letting it go. Which is why I want an FC TT so badly.
Time to go full pester mode on them!
Think I might head out now, go visit my dog and maybe take her for a ride.
>>713511024
I'm always kind of skeptical when at the doctor/therapist because they talk about stuff I have no clue about. Do you mean you've been played by your therapist?
>>713511246
Better benefits than most of you Yanks.
>>713511472
Dont murder your bike ;^)
>>713511472
legend has it that the CEO of mazda at the time has one of the 2 remaining models and the other is in a garage owned by mazda where it'll never see the light of day again, and that jeremy clarkson kept the emblem off the one that caught fire on their track http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/wwfeatures/wm/live/1280_720/images/live/p0/1m/qk/p01mqk8m.jpg
yea, maybe at christmas, i think my grandpa is getting ready to accept that he won't ever have them running again
have fun
>>713511760
'murica
>>713511270
>>713511653
Just lied to, manipulated, lead on, etc. It was all just to take money out of my family.
Once I realized that I just stopped going. They called my house phone for months trying to get me back too.
They really were helping me, but they wanted more money as well. Ask questions and have them give you detailed answers.
>>713511435
there was no lol in there
>>713511939
idon'tknowarewe?thatsucksyou'retalkingaboutantidepressantsiassume?ivebeenonthembeforebuttheyjustmademewanttokillmyselfmore.jpg
>>713511989
I don't know if you'll believe this but I just got a call from an old friend asking me to go to a game with them! (not really into sports though)
>>713512760
I ran out of cookies.
>>713512841
Games a lot of fun. You can shout in the crowds and blow off steam. What game were you invited to?
>>713513232
howlonghaveyoubeentakingthemfor?.jpg
>>713512873
Thats a rare sight
>>713513514
Don't get too excited.
These posters always go lewd eventually~
>>713513146
Oh no.. how bad are the withdrawals? I-I can slice koro open to get some back!
>>713513663
areyouok?doesn'treallysoundtoogood.jpg
>>713512760
you know what i want you to do don't you?
>>713513651
I want to rip my skin off, I need cookies!
>>713513832
>>713513639
But Sylvie is too cute to lewd without it being shit.
>>713509972
It's not a song, it's a poem.
>>713513832
here I come sachi
>>713514021
One sec I'll try to find some : /
>>713514347
okthatsweirdineverfeltlikethatwheniwasonthem,Howareyougoingtosurvivewithoutanyalcohol?.jpg
>>713514701
thanks
>>713514701
Yay bake some for me.
>>713514760
no problem ^^
>>713514807
I got this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn4BH1Ga4ss
>>713514696
Hi shiro
How was your day?
>>713514760
Hello everyone
>mobile tali
>>713515393
Shit taste in music.
Kids these days and their techno trash, I swear.
Sup virgins
>>713515566
Kek.
I haven't listened to EDM in a long time, felt like getting back into it. Taste is subjective my man.
>>713515492
A regular day consisting of nothing special.
Yours?
>>713515393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKSVxZZOTOA
>>713515263
Oooo cute apron. Please make sure the cookies don't burn!
>>713515561
Oh that's what she looks like.
>>713515619
Hey.
>>713515393
https://youtu.be/6dW6aNAZGTM
>>713515842
Jealousy must suck. Go fuck ya body pillow
>>713515862
>ignored
>>713515906
There are several drawings of her unmasked and one bullshit, cannon Photoshop that no one accepts as real
>>713516158
oxymoron
>>713515619
hello
>>713515906
I won't fail you sis
>>713515825
Not bad, sounded like something that would play when you need to get somewhere as fast as possible, like a time attack level.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rzjD2ImpCM
>>713515927
I really like the organs, nice and eerie. Sp00ky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em3dCmlzRp4
>>713516536
The band isnt as retarded as people think. They definitely set mood extremely well.
https://youtu.be/DH6y7LD2GG0
