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Hey guys, I've got a sex question. Should an average guy be able to lift a 130 pound girl off the ground during sex?
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>>713488747
Yes, horniness makes you stronger
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>>713488747
What's an average guy? That's pretty fat for a girl.
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depends if shes tall or short
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>>713488913
Like a 6'3 160 pound guy, I know that's not quite average but I'm going with that.
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>>713488985
5'3"
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>>713489110
Kel u must be absolute skelly anon
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>>713489164
Kel*
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>>713489148
No you wont be able too anon, you will lift → fall → fail → sex ends
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>>713489202
Kel*
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>>713488747
I don't know how strong the average guy is. I know me at 13, I literally could have done lifted a woman that size with no problem, pinned her to a wall, done whatever. Even with the bad leg I currently have, that should still be no problem.
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>>713488913
not really lol.
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>>713489164
But I'm the girl...
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>>713489276
Kel*
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>>713489281
At 13 you could lift 130 pounds? Is that normal?
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>>713489415
Kel*
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>>713489352
He should be able to.

I'm 5'5 and I've lifted a 128 pound girl
144 pound girl
A 160 pound girl

I weigh around 128, maybe less.
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>>713488747
I can, but I do deadlifts like a bawss
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>>713489164
>>713489202
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>>713489503
Fuck.
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>>713489503
kel*
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>>713489525
Holy fuck dude
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>>713489110
Then yes
>>713489344
Yes it is the ideal weight should be 90-110lbs max 130 is 20 over the max that's fat
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>>713489467
Not likely. I was 5'2" and 200lbs at that age and I worked out.
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>>713489352
need pic and timestamp to know if he sould be able to pick u up.....also tits
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>>713489636
I'm pretty sure I have a normal BMI
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>>713489614
I hit the gym, so I guess I'm strong but I honestly don't lift heavy weights. I just do A LOT of reps
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>>713489761
I might do that I'm kind of in the mood thinking about sex and whatnot.
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>>713489785
i don't think he was impressed lmao
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>>713489649
That sounds really wrong to me...
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>>713488747
130 pounds isnt light. so unless he works out probably not. also do you lay there like a sack of potatoes or grab on to him?
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>>713489785
What's your height?
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>>713488747
>Hey guys, I've got a sex question. Should an average guy be able to lift a 130 pound girl off the ground during sex?

Yes, with one arm.
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>>713489999
checked
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>>713489932
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>>713489999
FHUUUUCK
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>>713488747
now a days men are a bunch of pussies if he is 23 or younger its most likey that he didnt get out as a kid or did sports yea know kids shit he probaly just stays in his room and plays video games and eats chips

>130 pounds not that much
>could pick up prago wife ar 160 easy
>shes 5'7"
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>>713489981
No there would be an effort to help out.
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>>713488747
You'd have to be tremendously out of shape to not be able to lift that during sex. Do some push-ups.
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>>713488747
Yes. Leverage and kinesthetics. You're not bench pressing her, you're moving her. Unless you're pretty jacked you're not going to be able to fuck her while standing for more than a minute without it being uncomfortable, but you should be able to carry her around the room if she wraps around you pretty easily.

If not, go help your dad with some lawn work until you're in a little better shape
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>>713489999
5'5
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>>713489467
But its 2 arms and your hips at once, easy as 130lbs is fuck all
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Yeah that should be easy. I was doing that shit at 14.
Protip though: position her in a way where her weight is sitting toward your center of gravity. Which luckily should be right about where your dick is.
And have her hold on to you. Wrap her arms around your neck.
Don't go for the standing 69 or anything crazy if you're struggling to lift her.
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>>713489981
it really is that light 130 is not that much to lift and pin agasnt a wall
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>>713489874
do it
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>>713488985
How? how does that depend? she will still weigh 130 pound????
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>>713489352
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>>713489784
You don't
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>>713490106
then probably like a reverse piggy back.
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>>713489999
nice give this man some oc tits

>i would if i had some
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>>713489784
I'm pretty sure you're fat I know you don't want to hear it but if you're 130 you can only be a 5/10 max but my guess is you're a 2/10 maybe a 1/10 why don't you post a pic and prove me wrong. Preferabley full nude for better results.
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>>713489352
Take heed wench
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I HOPE ALL THE AUTISTIC FUCKS IN WORLD HAVE TEH MOST HUMILITATING DEATHS EVER! FUCK THE WORLD AND FUCK LIFE! MOIST ESPICALLY, FUCK YOU YOU ATUIST FAGGOT SLUTTARD!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. HA. :P
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>>713489636
130 is not fat you fucking retard. It's chubby but not fat. Women are healthy with fat you raging retard. Ever read a biology book about bodies? You fucking amerifats can't be serious.
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>>713489281
I was actually a pro boxer earning $130.000 a month at the age of 12
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Well I'm getting a lot of mixed reviews here. Should I just turn this into a nudes thread guys?
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>>713489943
Nah, it's the truth. I had most of my growth early in life and very little in my late teens. When the measured and weighed me in 9th grade for football, I was 5'5" and 278. I was approaching 15 then. Now, I'm 31, 5'8" and 300 and look younger than I am. It's weird.
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>>713489874
do it now!!!!! me holding my duck waititng
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>>713489352
Its the rules...
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>>713490476
Yes. Do it
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>>713489784
your bmi will depend on how tall u are so how tall are you
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>>713489559
back to /fit/ with your beta ass
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>>713490473
See >>713490503
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>>713490476
yes nudes are goooood for the soul
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>>713490476
>dont know if troll or ligit

show tits and timestamp
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>>713490476
always. dont listen to faggots calling you ugly and fat they are just fags that are mad this isnt a trap thread.
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>>713490473
bullshit
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>>713489636
Everyone in this thread is retarded, and so are you. The average height of a girl is 5'5, so yeah, for a 4'11-5'1 girl 90 is a bit low but 90-110 is a healthy range, but 5'5-5'7 girls at 130, would not even be fat, it'd hardly be chubby.
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>>713490859
kek

130 is really not that bad tall or short hopfully if short she has a fat ass and nice tits thats waht matters
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>>713491020
this is true
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>>713490078
Yeah, fucking pussies amirite?
Back in YOUR days all the kids was pressing 400 Ibs. right? Oh, and i bet that you're a 7*3 Chad right?
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>>713490503
MMM yes anon, I want to see the curves on this 130lb body and see if I want to lift you up and fuck you all day.
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>>713491374
WTF, that's not who that was meant for...>>713490476
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>>713489525
Manlet detected
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>>713491125
wtf r u even talking about in 28 dumbass my gen was just as bad
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Here's a start. I'll work my way out of my clothes.
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>>713490151
My dad is dead, not cool bro
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>>713491697
almost there. next one better show some nipple. the natives are restless.
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Does anyone know what part of the body matters most when lifting the girl during sex? I have nicely developed shoulders and I'm prety big overall. 6"2 185.
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>>713490470
Hi lard ass
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>>713491838
shhhh. its titty time.
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>>713489636
bro I don't know if you're trying to subtly troll or if this is bait, or maybe you're actually being serious.

It doesn't really matter which it is, but OP 130lbs on an average girl (5'5) is a perfectly healthy weight don't listen to these fuckin basement dwellers.

Call me a whiteknight if you want (probably the most creative thing you can come up with) but eating disorders affect so many young women in the modern world and a lot of it stems from this idea that if you're a little over a hundred pounds you aren't thin enough. I've dated 4 girls affected by this shit and its really heartbreaking and it affects their lives and self image in ways that most guys don't really understand. Please try to stop contributing to this culture.

I feel I should add that I don't think big=beautiful no matter what. I'm of the belief that healthy means healthy, and healthy means attractive, it's not really open to interpretation. If you're significantly overweight and it's affecting your health/performance then do something about it!

I usually never post this guy just got me by the jimmies
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>>713488747
Yes. Fling them around even.
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>>713491020
Yeah it's fat but keep telling yourself it's not chubby chaser. Even if she was 130 she would still be a cow kys low standard faggot.
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>>713491697
I know you IRL. I'm texting Josh in a little bit about this
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>>713488747
>a 130 pound girl
why would you even want to fuck a hog like that?
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>>713491838
The penis
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>>713491697
Spread your ass in the mirror and take a picture. Hurry and don't waste our time.
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>>713488747

you should be able to do this with your cock alone
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>>713490859
You haven't even seen her yet you fucking pathetic newfag virgin
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>>713492094
see>>713491697
doesnt look fat to me. now shut up and enjoy the camwhore thread you autistic homo.
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>>713491697
Hurry it up whore
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>>713492322
go to your trap thread you homo.
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>>713489110
damn, Im 6'5 and 190lbs, and thought I was skinny
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>>713491697
moar
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>>713492389
I'm getting in the bath now, maybe if you boys are nice I'll keep going.
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I'm not a big guy. 5'11, 145lb. I lift my gf during sex she's my height and curvy maybe 160ish. I don't work out and I sit all day at work. You can do it just power through.
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>>713491697
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>>713492029
Ok white knight answer me this question do you think any leading women in Hollywood are clocking in at 130? No it's 90-110 or you're cut. Even the cow Margot Robbie had to drop her fat ass down to 110 to get the role in wolf of Wall Street. The American standard for the hottest women is super models and actress. They must clock in at 90-110 you probably think the cow kardashian is hot. Kys
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>>713492538
Share stories
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>>713492596
get the fuck out with this shit god damnit you faggots are in every fucking camwhore thread.
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>>713492648
no one cares faggot.
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>>713492369
Yeah nice standards you ugly neckbeard. Not my fault you can't get anything but cows.
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>>713492538
do you not understand timestamp!!! GTFO
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>>713492538
You have nice skin
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>>713488747
yes. not for very long, but it shouldnt be too hard to do
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>>713488747
Yes.

130 lbs. is lightweight as fuck. As a man, if you go to the gym, any weight you lift using a barbell has to be at least 135 lbs.
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>>713492726
you are clearly gay. we get it now gtfo.
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>>713489164
I'm 6'3" 145

You have no idea how hard it is to find 28x34 pants
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>>713492538
Ok I'll be nice let's see some more sweet heart
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>>713492717
Why reply then
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>>713492756
you barbell curl 135?
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>>713492785
How fat are you you're the 5'8 250 pounder right
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This shit went from an advice thread to the same desperate fags beating their small cocks to some girl trying to get some answers.
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>>713488747
This is cancer. The average guy where I'm from could lift 130 pounds while they slept. Go look for attention elsewhere.
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>>713492740
Oh come on one is enough.
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>>713492849
I don't curl the barbell, and neither should you.
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>>713492891
This
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>>713492815
because your shitting up the thread. just like every other faggot on this fucking board whenever we get a camwhore thread.
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>>713492928
You replied again but you don't care you're a pathetic virgin kys
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>>713492726
I'm loling at ur life
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>>713492928
Jesus Christ dude you're a fucking loser
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130 lbs for a girl that's perfect. I smell a bunch of virgins on this thread. 90lb girls hurt to fuck. Plus they look like a pre teen
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>>713492994
You mean you're jealous cause you're a fat ass that can't run a mile
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>>713493077
Kys implying pre teen is bad
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>>713492928
Is this bait
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ITT: losers and femanon who can't get a real man so she settled with skeleton to get her fill
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>>713492980
seriously though if you want to look at dicks theres a trap thread always up and running pls leave.
>>713493038
and youre a faggot.
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>>713493096
Not him, but even now I'm loling at your life if your only retort is to resort to ad hominems and assumptions based on nothing but your own conjecture.
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>>713492928
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I mean what is 130 lbs really? Any real man worthy of fucking can lift a 130 lb girl. You don't seem fat, OP, just a little meat on your bones, usually means curvy. Post ass with timestamp to confirm.
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>>713493233
Oh my god kys you fucking nerd
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>>713493191
>>713493240
you assfaggots dogpile every one of these threads.
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>>713493244
>just a little meat on your bones, usually means curvy.
Go fuck yourself you fat acceptance tashbag of shit. Fat =/= "curvy."
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>>713488747
no
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>>713492928
This is a new low even for /b/
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>>713493286
Your god doesn't exist.
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>>713488747
Yes he should. I'm almost 50 and have a back problem and can easily lift my wife off the ground during sex. She only weighs ~115, but 15 pounds wouldn't make much of a difference, especially if the guy is younger and healthier than I am.
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>>713493361
ya I know. if its not a gay porn thread it doent belong here just fuck off you fucking actual queers.
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>>713493295
Being this pathetic. You probably sit on b all day waiting for a chick to flash her tits get a life kid. Maybe go out and see what a pussy looks like in real life.
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>>713493319
130 lbs isn't fat, you fucking autist. Stop shitting up the thread.
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>>713493361
What's /b/
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>girl undressing
>retarded 13-year-olds squabble about each others sexuality
>retarded 13-year-olds look at pictures of girls on /b/ all day, don't get out and don't understand basic healthy lifestyles, weight or the averages for healthy individuals.
>This girl just wants to know if her fuck buddy is dench cus he can lift her.
><insert heartfelt quote about how /b/ used to be good>
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>>713492928
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>>713493501
At 5'3'' it is, you delusional cow.
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>>713493556
/fit/ faggot. you'll never have a gf no matter how hard you workout.
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>>713492903
There's a lot of people saying otherwise, besides I want to look to attention right here.
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>>713493556
Nigger you can find millions of images of women undressing on the Internet. Shit ain't special anymore.
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>>713492928
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>>713493493
says the actual faggot thats on /b/ right now trying to scare off a camwhore.
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>>713493556
Because he can't lift her, nimrod
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>>713492029
It's ok anon I agree with you, call me a chubby chaser but thicc is best. Beauty standards these days really are damaging for women's health, both mental and physical
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>>713488747
Yeah at least where I'm from
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>>713489599
Kel*
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>>713488747
HOLY FUCK I SAW THIS FROM ANOTHER THREAD
BENCHPRESS YOUR OWN WEIGHT, FAGGOT
AT LEAST 1 FUCKING PL8
JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY KILL ME FUCKING NOW
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>>713488747

Yes easily.

Why do you ask?
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>>713493689
Post ass and pussy. I want to imagine myself lifting you and fucking you
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>>713493602
It's within the normal BMI range for women, faggot.

Fat is distributed differently for different people, and if OP is lucky then she's """curvy""".
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>>713490260
Leverage and centre of gravity
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>>713493689
Snap chat? Also how old
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>>713492928
>>713493208
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>>713493459
This has to be you. Guise you're runing my fap session. Fucking toppest of keks virgin.
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>>713493863
>I'm a 17 year old
Underage b&

>computer scientist,
Heh, no you're not.
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>>713488747
lol what u want me to die of a heart attack ?
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>>713493863
you must be 18 to post on this site.
>>713493689
can we get some booty action?
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>>713488747
Yes
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>>713492928
You need to get out of the house
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>>713489649
fucking fat ass, fat doesn't equal strength you retard I bet you could lift 130 pounds 3 times without passing the fuck out
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>>713492928
Pathetic
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>>713492928
Kys m8
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>>713494168
I really think you should reconsider your grammar
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>>713493977
>Hurr hurr muh BMI.
A fat fuck is a fat fuck, no matter how you slice it.

I highly doubt whoever we're talking about lifts, meaning the majority of their body composition comes from fat. If their fat allocation is as good as you say, then they're still fat regardless of their curves, as they're then covered in fucking cellulite and not actual curves.

Keep trying though, scrub.
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I'm 5'10'' 200 and have lifted a girl and 69'd who was 5'9'' 180 without much problem so I think 130 shouldn't be hard unless you're especially weak
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>>713492928
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>>713488747
what are you lifting in the gym bro?
its nothing
you cant single rep 60 kg?
What are you weighting?
Everyone who cant lift his own weight is weak as fuck.
>>713488913
what a faggot are you?
do you only fuck kids?
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>>713494371
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>>713494371
bullshit. or are you really bragging about sucking a landwhales ass
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>>713491859
Im not fat ffs. I weigh about 145 lbs.
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>>713494357
How many girls have you fucked, man? I'm guessing either too many or not enough.
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>>713494700
yeah sure buddy
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>>713494425
Hey faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
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>>713492538
>>713493689
2fat4me
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>>713492648
That's exactly the problem you retard.
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>>713494736
Strawmanning already?
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>>713492928
Dude you should neck yourself
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>>713492094
The one on the right is what a woman should look like.
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>Should an average guy be able to lift a 130 pound anything

Yes. I'm a PT and I've literally never seen someone with a deadlift that weak, even on their very first day in a gym, including women and the elderly.

If you aren't trolling and you are able-bodied you should see a doctor because you're suffering from some kind of highly unusual muscular atrophy.
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>>713494317
You don't have to somefag a post like that. Lurk moar new friend
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>>713490503
I doubt any 300 pound person looks younger than they are. Being a fatass prematurely ages you.
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TRIPPLE FUKKEN L TO THE MOTHER FUKKIN L! LOOK AT THESE GETS! T O P FUKKIN KEEEKKK!!! THIS IS A GET THREAD WOW B IS GOOD AGAIN. FIKKUN L O L GEEZ GOLDMEIN UP INN 'EEER! 1
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I'm not going to read the thread, and there is probably already a lot of good advice here, but

a position that works well if you want to experience flying-type sex but she's too heavy or he's too weak is like pic related, except she wraps her legs around him. Even weak guys can do this because she actually supports most of her weight on her elbows, but it still feels like she's up in the air, kind of
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>>713493689
more pics this thread is getting pathetic.
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>>713495154
>Off by one.

KYS.
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>>713493689
You're prime anon. 130 is actually very light. I appreciate the response, but timestamp and snapchat are appreciated.
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>>713495234
still no timestamp with tits I think its a ruse.
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>>713493319
130 lbs isn't fat you retarded autist. What kind of standards do you have? Right, i forgot. You aren't a man.
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>>713489110
WHAT nigga I'm 285 6' 1" and I lift the bitch from the ground for sex
Get good
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Here's what it would look like from the side while fucking. I'll get to your requests.
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>>713488747

Yes, easily. If you can't lift your own weight and sustain it for a few minutes, you're weak. When you pick up a girl in sex, it's usually easier than carrying your own weight, because they wrap their legs around you/use their arms to make it lighter on your arms, or you can pin them against a wall, etc.

You should be able to have them there for at least 5 or 10 minutes. Women love it, too.
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>>713495407
Agreed anon
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>>713495435
you need to show timestamp with tits.
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>>713494947
You're fat
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>>713495435
Where are you from anon?
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I not strong enough for that shit, but I'm never going to have sex so it's ok.
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>>713495435
>your requests
be moar skeltal plox
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>>713494947
Lol no
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Okay look here's the thing. I know I'm not obese or anything. Also I accept the fact that I'm a little chubby. I'm here because I'm not getting anything anywhere else. I'm 19, and I don't have a Snapchat but I think I'll make one.
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>>713493767
Hey beard how do you jerk off and reply to all the trolls at the same time?
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>>713495829
What does that mean you're not getting anything any where else? Post ass looks like you have a great ass from the side shot
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>>713495829
Pls share sexual experiences you had
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>>713495829
make a kik to
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>>713495829
Do it anon. Waiting on snapchat.
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>>713495829
post sharpie in pooper wit joe written on ass
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>>713488747
Your man is a fucking weak shit hate to break it to ya baby
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>>713495821
Read up on health and biology on womens and mens health and don't be such an autist.
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>>713496082
lol you asked for it.
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>>713496316
No thanks
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>>713496123
Okay I'll let you know
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>>713488913
>130
>fat
kek

if you can't lift a 130 lb chick kys
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>>713496519
sharpie in pooper also make kik
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>>713496519
Holy shit. Op delivered.
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>>713496316
I don't care if she isn't at an extreme health risk, she is still fat. No young woman under 5'10 should way 140 pounds.
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>>713496519
thats a nice pussy would love to see two fingers in it
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>>713488747
What is an average guy doing banging a fat chic in the first place?
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>>713496896
hes a /b/tard
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>>713496519
>>713496425
moar op sharpie in ass
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>>713496695
The only reason to lift a 130 lb chic is to get her fat ass the fuck outta here
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>>713496519
Mmmmmmm
Pretty pretty.
I could just eat you all up!
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>>713496695
Hey fat boy I could probably throw your fat ass 50 yards. I'm in gung ho tip top shape. It's ok you're an American who's used to the fats and we know you're a fat wee why do you take your lard ass to McDonald's and grab another burger,
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>>713496425
pull on ur nipples op
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>>713497249
this
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>>713496519
Show us your ass OP
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>>713496425
>>713496519
sip on nipples
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>>713497249
No don't do this what a waste you weirdo
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>>713497128
it's lighter than kylie jenner.
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>>713496519
pls be in london... JK im in SF ;0
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>>713497409
shut the fuck up faggot
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>>713496519
moar
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>>713497555
nice
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>>713497484
Kys with your weird ass request you probably look like Anthony Hopkins you weirdo fuck
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>>713496059
Here you go
>>713496082
I used to date this guy who was all edgy and "punk" He acted all cool and was the singer in a band and what not. But when it came to sex he was really shy and nervous and could never get it up. So I would try to surprise him with outfits and I just ended up embarassing myself. The end.
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>>713497675
not a wierd request u dumbass retard stop being a fucking virgin faggot and get out of ur parents basement and get a gf
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>>713497718
You are smokin hot that is a great ass!
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>>713497675
He was pretty sexy in the silence od the lambs.
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>>713497718
lets see thos sexy outfits
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>>713497869
Pull on your nipples and I'm the virgin ok Hopkins kys
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>>713497718
you're pretty mediocre

but I'd let you kiss my nutsack, i guess
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>>713488747
This is actually the reason I began working out in the first place.
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>>713497967
Yeah well that was 30 years ago now he's the walking dead
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>>713498022
o nice one try again neckbeard
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>>713497718
pull on ur nipple
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>>713489352
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>>713497718
sharpie in pooper
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>>713498099
O nice try by you great retort really craft and original Anthony I can see why all the girls are drooling over you playboy. How bout you tell me what city you live in I'll fly down there you can meet me at the air port and I'll bust you up on YouTube live stream
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>>713498191
Here he goes again weirdo Hopkins
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>>713495435
>>713495829
>>713496425
>>713496519
>>713497718
needs moar poopar
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>>713498268
riverside california bring it on ill fuck u up and rap ur ass faggot
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>>713498355
pull on ur nipples
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>>713498268
>>713498563

Wtf lmao
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>>713498191
Here you go sexy
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>>713498268
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>>713498383
>>713498262
>>713497115
>>713496704
These guys know what's up.
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>>713498355
pull on ir nipples
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>>713498672
was meant for>>713498563
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>>713498355
pull on ur nut sack
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>>713497718
Not chubby. just not skinny which is fine.
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>>713498642
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>>713497248
> It's ok you're an American
> uses yards

thanks for verifying our superiority you stupid monkey
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>>713498672pull on ir nipples


thank you >>713498671
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>>713498847
thank you
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bump limit fast approaching

shitposters jewed us out of a longer show
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>>713497718
lets see that asshole
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>>713498988
mazel tov
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>>713498563
Ok I'll be there what air port Bitch give me the name I'm gonna come down there and really fuck YOU up you sure you want this? Last chance to back out and remember I gave you this chance when you try to quit after I land the first blow
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>>713497718
lets make this x rated real quick.
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I made a Snapchat who wants to get personal
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>>713499061
hahah ok LAX when will u be there
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>>713498563
Oh alright Bitch I'll be there on Friday and just to make it clear rabbit I'm not talking about a rap battle lmfao I'm gonna fuck your ass up in a real fight not a fucking fag rap battle Cali Bitch
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>>713499140
post the shit here.
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If you cant lift your bodyweight times 2 you are weak
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>>713498884
Had to make it simple for your dumb America educated ass I'm from Ecuador punk ass I'm in the Latin kings
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>>713499160
Let me check the flights you should check the funeral service prices now you might be able to get a discount.
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OP here it's wristslayer69
Have at it
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>>713498988
make no mistake they are actual faggots.
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>>713499182
Jesus Christ
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>>713497718
Phenomenal op, wonderful body
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>>713494817
fucking hell sometimes you forget the old copypastas

good, vintage meme
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>>713499502
Wristslayer?
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>>713499685
It's a joke
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>>713494817
You wanna go bitch? Three way dance at LAX? I'll be there to beat the shit out of the nipple guy in Friday at 7:15 pacific and it's going to be live streamed
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>>713499758
What's the joke I don't get it people jerking it to you?
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>>713489148
Sounds like a chubbster
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>>713499869
Top fucking KEK
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>>713496519
thats a spicy meatball.
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>>713489594
kel urself
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>>713499869
Dis nigga right here though
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>>713499639
Thank you
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>>713489932
>lmao
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>>713499869
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