My ideal bf is...
1. 180-190 cm, athletic build
2. huge muscle ass
3. can cook delicious food
4. reads Kafka and Proust
5. bottom
6. white, preferably French, Italian or English cause those are the most sexual nations
7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
Your thoughts?
>>713488366
Kys
>>713488503
NO U
>>713488366
>most sexual nations
>English
AHAHAHA
>>713488739
Amerishart is triggered?
>>713488366
Are you a passable trap or just a faggot
>>713488366
ya amına koyıym burda da mı o karıdan alıntılıyonuz
>>713489553
I'm a passable fem twink
>>713488366
lol kys
What the fuck you think this is a build a bro workshop?
>>713488366
>English
>most sexual nations
i lost it
Why this thread again
>>713488366
post pics of yourself you fat weeb cunt
>>713488366
1. I'm 6'5 do the conversion yourself, as for build very athletic.
2. I don't skip leg day, so kinda
3. I can't cook worth a damn other than steak and eggs, maybe some veggies.
4. Not a fucking commie
5. Straight
6. Italian American, fluent in both languages.
7. if the person is worth it.
How did i do op.
>>713490492
>implying only commies read Kafka
Dropped
>>713488366
Fuck off, fag.
>>>/lgtb/
>>713488366
>cm
>male
Nice try
>>713488366
Whale detected. Man the harpoons!
>>713488366
>My ideal bf is a 10/10 who cooks for me, is only interested in me, and likes what i like
GL being lonely for the rest of your life
1,93cm
Muscle ass
Cook fantastic
Read 4chan
White - mixed nations
Love sex
Married
>>713488366
>English
>"Oi, wonna fook? let me go job centa and get me dole money first tho"
>>713491530
It's just an ideal
A couple of points could be dropped
>>713488366
You're probably not even worth someone with all of these qualifications. Better luck next time, buddy.
>>713488366
>Your thoughts?
That you're a fag and that you should stop making this tread
>>713492227
>has a folder full of this blue haired waifu
I can feel your neck hair from over here. Just go to sleep
>>713488366
You're probably going to be alone forever.
>>713488366
My thought is you're pretty much the worst catfish i've seen in my life.
so a basic bitch
>>713490492
>looking for validation from grills
>looking for validation from grills on the internet
>looking for validation from grills on /b/
Enjoy this picture of a cat, seeing as how you're so desperate for pussy...
>>713493644
>neck hair
I don't have it though
>>713488366
didn't you start a thread like this last week?
Fuck you, Op.
>>713495076
apex zozzle
>>713488366
Sounds like you'll never be satisfied, feels bad dude
>>713488366
so you want a 10/10 with no self esteem and thinks your the best they got?
>>713492227
which?
>>713488366
good fucking luck
>>713488366
You're charging a lot, can you pay the bill?
>>713496901
3 and 6
>>713488366
1. 187cm, bordering on slim and toned. broad shoulders
2. not a huge ass but everyone comments on it being great
3. I can cook most things from scratch
4. havent read, but i am a voracious reader
5. not gay
6. white priviliged with the good type of English accent.
7. Monogamy is actually the only way. I once took a girl blindfolded to stonehenge on spring solstice as i'd paid to get access to the site, and we sat and drank a flask of tea under a blanket watching the sun rise through the stones.
How do i do op?
>>713488366
1.92
Athletic build
Swiss-Italian
Rich family
Good job
Handsome
Love to cuddle + romantic
My ideal gf is...
not you
>>713488366
>most sexual nations
>English
I have some bad news for you...
>>713497443
Not the two I'm missing, was just curious though. Trying to impress people online like >>713497688 and >>713497957 is painful to me ego.
I like your taste in anime though. Very moe. Reminds me of some people I used to know on cj threads here.
>>713488366
1. Around 200 cm. Love working out
2. Decent ass. Could be better.
3. Can cook decent French food
4. Avid proust reader, however my guilty pleasure is Hemingway.
5. Versatile
6. Lived in France till I was 6. Live in N.Y. now.
7. "Love is space and time measured by the heart"
>>713498209
dont hate me cos you aint me friendo
>>713498336
I don't hate you, just glad not to be you. Hopefully for your sake the feeling is mutual.
>>713498222
>however my guilty pleasure is Hemingway.
pleb
but you got trips and probably pull my pussy than i ever will still know this if hemingway is your "guilty pleasure", and note how gay that sounds, then you sir are a cuck, a pleb, and will always be one in spite of wealth or bitches your possess
sincerely, fuck you very much
>>713498512
Thats perhaps the most redundant thing I've ever read online.
>>713488366
Meh. I've given up on relationships. I lack the ability to be with people long term. I don't eat, i just devour.
>>713498615
>redundant
I'm not sure that word means what you think it means. I mean, not to question your linguistic prowess or anything. I'm sure you're quite accomplished, and really want to impress this weeb twink, but an insult like that takes more clarification.
>>713498222
>200 cm
That's too tall
>>713488366
This was posted yesterday.
>>713499070
No, I'm really rather sure it means exactly what I wanted to convey. I think it's your cognition which is perhaps lacking.
sage in all fields
>>713488366
My ideal gf is.... shuts up
>>713499211
You say that, but nothing I've stated has been repeated or contextually implied. By definition I have not been redundant. Your antagonizations however, are approaching it.
You better be hot as fuck with unrealistic expectations you provided.
I was stating quite clearly, although it pains me to elucidate, I will, that your statement was redundant on the basis of its superfluous nature.
You are only you, and thats in fact all you can be, just as I am me, and can only be so.
Therefore your aforementioned statement is redundant.
Does that clear it up for you?
>>713499768
>>713488366
That you're gay. Women don't exist on /b/, faggot.
>>713499887
It does not, because I see now that it was your cognition which was lacking. Please, allow me to elucidate.
By stating that I was glad not to be you, I was clarifying my stance. I informed you that I didn't want to be like you for reasons other than hating you. In other words, what you took literally was meant to be interpreted pragmatically.
I then made an appeal to you, using the universality of my feelings. This is when I said "Hopefully for your sake the feeling is mutual". Perhaps you took this to be redundant as well?
Well then, my ideal gf is 160-170 cm-ish has a bust that could kill with an even better ass, a healthy body, is smart, can cook, has green eyes, knows all about history wants kids, is loyal and loving and fitting of the title of being a memequeen. But I ain't goin' to find a bitch loke that, now am I?
Try to be realistic or keep your dreamworld to yourself.
>>713499768
>unrealistic
It's all pretty achievable, just don't be lazy and stupid
>>713500585
I mean, I could do it if I wanted to, you're not wrong. Why do I want to though?
>>713488366
All except 4 and 6. Am a typical dominant alpha slav
>>713491267
Top kek
>>713500668
Why wouldn't you? Why do I avoid daily eating my favourite fast food to stay slim?
>>713500805
>dominant
>bottom
Powerbottom?
England is not a sexual nation
>>713500585
You better be 5'6 110 lbs with blonde hair blue eyes and a platinum vagina for all that slut
>>713500976
Oh, I eat healthy and I work out. I just don't have the same tastes in literature, and I don't have a huge muscle ass. Those are not things people usually require, so it would be going out of the way for you. Why should anyone do that?
>>713501048
Shit, I meant 5, not 4... I love Proust. And Flaubert. Kafka is okay.
>>713490492
kafka is pretty good and has nothing to do with communism o.o
>>713501108
>5'6
5'9
>110 lbs
138
>blonde hair
light brown
>blue eyes
green
>vagina
feminine D XDD
>>713495076
You don't know what a grill is do you champ cause there's none here only fags
>>713501232
>Why should anyone do that?
Cause they love doing that, no?
my ideal gf is
1. around 5'5", slender build
2. overall small and frail like a kitten
3. just really sweet
4. all the vanilla monogamous stuff because I'm not a freak
>>713501742
Kinda like young Lexi Belle? She was my pornfu
>>713488366
Add dick length, girth and salary next time to really rustle some jimmies.
>>713488366
This shit again
>>713501060
All the rapes would like to disagree
>>713501718
Fair enough. You'll probably have to find someone who's close and loves you, for them to go that extra mile.
So then I should ask, why look here?
>>713501742
>vanilla
Normie spotted
>>713501935
Sweden and germany disagree
>>713488366
>reads kafka and proust
opinion discarded
>>713488366
>bf
Our relationship would span the time it took the uber driver to come pick up your cum dripping ass.
>>713488366
>most sexual nations
Italy but not Spain? fuk u
>>713488366
Looks like I'm over qualified
>>713502776
Spaniards are manlets
>>713503226
>Europeans
Ftfy
>>713503226
I've not interest in your feminine penis OP, but I think you're a funny dude.
>>713488366
> white
> Italian
Pick one
Also, French guys are gay and brits are chavs/have bad teeth/are pakis
believe me, the image of the "english" gentleman only exists in hollywood movies, I have been there several times and the women are fucking ugly too. Only hot girls i ever saw were working behind store counters and those were more like "Ok"
>>713503565
Northern Italians are literal Germans
>>713488366
i ordered kafka and proust books bcuz of this fuck you
fuck you
nigger
ass
the process
in your nigeresk kafkaesk cuckold porn
>>713503657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uppyVQhA7Q
I am German and those guys do not look german....
And if you are talking about tirol, that is german it is half italian, half austrian which again, is not the same....
In fact, any brown skinned fucker with dark hair does not look german.
blonde hair blue eyes for fucks sake
>>713503811
>i ordered kafka and proust books
Good boy
>>713488366
>Proust
>white
>french, italian
>Proust
So you want an uneducated non Aryan gay nigger that sucks your cock?
>>713504644
Hm... Yes
>>713505308
You named German educated ones. If you would name those in the DACH region (and talk like that) people would put you into a mental asylum knowing you are an uneducated insane.
>>713504383
I'm not sure what it is about people like you that I'm attracted to. Maybe it's the mock confidence?
>>713505592
Good to know, Now open your mouth.
>>713488366
>Kafka
How far is your head up your own ass?
>>713506208
So you're not beneath taking random anons as cum dumpsters. I guess I assumed your standards were higher.
>>713506904
I thought you were a 184 cm 95 kg muscle cumslut
>>713488366
your ideal bf is probably
a) gay
b) a shallow piece of shit pseudo intelectual fag
c) not interested in someone that lurks /b
d) all of the above.
>>713507304
I'm >>713501232 and >>713498209
We've talked in other threads too
But most importantly, I'm >>713503531
Your personality though, and avatar, are both attractive. Which is why I'm still here I guess. I find you interesting.
>>713488366
>English
>Sexual nation
U wot m8 ?
>>713508061
England is very sexual. You probably have never been there.
>>713488366
Hey guess what, your what is wrong with girls nowadays. You push your expectations so high its unreachable for most men. Good going :D
>>713490093
/thread
I'm only 175 Cm and am French American do I have a chance ?!
>>713488366
My thoughts
Lose weight
More weight
>fuckingwhale.jpg
ALOT MORE WEIGHT YOU FUCKING MEATBALL YOU'D LOSE 100 POUNDS BY JUST GETTING UP
>>713488366
>1. Slightly under 180 but naturally athletic
>2. Not going to talk about my ass rn
>3. Like to cook but im not great at it
>4. Dont read Kafka but proust is good
>5. Check
>6. French Canadian blood
>7. Yup
Posted this to see how I stack up for the lols
>>713510496
You want to know how you stack up?
You sound perfect!
>>713509100
take that roody-poo
>>713503226
You are 5'9 fuck outta here
>>713507768
I'm flattered
>>713510813
Stop pretending to be me
>>713509100
Depends on how hot your ass is
>>713510496
>Not going to talk about my ass
Why not?
>>713488503
Fpbp
>>713488366
My ideal bf is...
1. Taller than me, 6ft
2. Husky muscular, hwp healthy really
3. Is into guns, games, and being an alpha.
4. Close to his family, good to his momma.
5. MIlitary veteran
6. Aware of the matrix and not afraid of cognitive dissonance.
7. Monogamous
8. Open and honest
9. white only
10. worth being submissive towards
I already have my ideal, the above mentioned describes him. Also, best thing about our relationship is how open we are sexually though. Makes everything else stick together well.
>>713510813
Not really into feminine guys but will describe more
>hair: curly light brown
>skin: tan as long as it is warm outside
>cock: 6-6.5 in erect
>>713511184
Then what am I supposed to do with all these Cirno pics I downloaded?
>>713511184
>Why not
>>713511515
>>713488366
you forgot the 7 digit earnings
>>713511726
apparently money aint no thing
>>713511515
*slaps you on the ass*
Your reaction?
>>713511583
Haram, it's my exclusive prerogative to post Cirno
>>713488366
OP are you here? And do you have a throwaway Skype now?
>>713511184
Don't be. Honestly, my tastes are shit. I've hit on traps on 4chan before (not image whores), but I was asexual then. It feels different now. Sorry for giving you the wrong idea.
>>713510932
Thanks based anon
>>713513001
bump
>>713513195
Ok, I allow you to bump my threads while I'm playing gayms, you're my servant now
>>713513367
I can live with that.
>>713488366
i'm apparentely your ideal bf,but i don't read those
No but seriously OP, you're an interesting guy. I think it's funny to watch people react to you too.
>>713511882
Dunno, dont have a lot of guys flirt on me so I would probably just give you a confused look
>>713514419
boring
>>713488366
how generic and materialistic of you
are you as good looking as the bf you want?
>>713514676
>mfw
>>713514165
Gonna be severely punnished for this
>>713514340
>>713514676
Are you >>713507768 that guy?
>>713514982
OP please post a throwaway, I wanna show you my butt.
>>713514982
>>713515056
Is it a big piece of muscle?
>>713515333
>Is it a big piece of muscle?
Yeah.
>>713515099
Hehe
>>713515427
>>713515427
I get bored too, but I can stop impersonating you if you insist. Honestly, I mean it as flattery.
>>713515417
Post your KIK then, daddy
>>713515717
No, don't stop, it's amusing
>>713516106
o-o-o-okay!
>>713488366>>713488366
I'm 5'9", 18, play rugby (winger and fullback, so I'm thin), can kinda cook meatloaf, read a lot but don't know what those are, only bicurious (masturbate to femboys more than I'm proud of), white, and romantic af...bitch.
My thoughts are that I'm one hell of a catch, and that youre too picky to be on 4chan
>>713488366
Does age not matter to you OP?
>>713516250
Gonna go sleeping soon anyway :3
>>713516611
20-40 y.o.
>>713509100
Fake
>>713490492
I'm not OP but you fucking got me at Italian American.
>>713503226
I'm spaniard, I'm a fit 191 cm white guy kek
>>713518945
>>713488366
>Wants a classically attractive man
>Wants monogamy
Choose one. Oh, and you left out the part where he would have to be gay.
>>713490492
>Kafka
>communism
Gee, what's next Mein Kampf = Nazism?
>>713519653
wut... ? i speak spanish lol
>>713517933
Sleep well, i got this
my ideal gf is:
1) 5'-6', literally anything but land wall.
2) in fair physical shape (ie. not winded by walking)
3) doesn't burn down the kitchen when trying to cook.
4) can read
5) vanilla
6) not full on black
7) monogamous, not helicoptery
8) intelligent, preferably either has a phd or is working on one.
>>713519839
no
>>713521410
don't care
Also, my bf should love doing this to my feet
>>713521716
I know that dumdum. It was just me having a cathartic moment.
>>713523059
>strong emotions
>sexual attractions
Sucks you can't pick one
>>713488366
>5. bottom
Too bad I'm everything you stated aside from this.
>>713524964
For you maybe
