Post your bong that cost under 100$. Guy with the alien dick salt peice, stay the fuck out.
>>713477679
>Guy with the alien dick salt peice, stay the fuck out.
bye op. Also clean that fucking bong
Sup homie, couldn't help notice you missed my company, let's get blazed together, I'm actually a very nice guy, try not hating on me.
>Paying money for a dildo to smoke out of
Stoners are indeed stupid.
Alien dick salt?
>>713477679
A real question, why do you hate me so much? Here are some of my pieces under 500
>>713477985
i actually really want to smoke out of that. but this thread is only for poor fags that don't have thousands to spend on a bong
>>713478194
This is a salt ripcurl. Apparently the name op has given to my collaboration piece with akio is the "alien dick salt piece" idk why op hates on it so much. I just post in lots of stoner threads with it
>>713478195
>>713478376
its because you a one of the stoner elitist asshole types that think you have to have the best most expensive weed smoking things. i bet you are always telling people you smoke with that this bong cost 5000$
>>713478225
You're looking at this all wrong. I was you once. I couldn't afford the nice things I wanted. Then I learned to just be a little bettet and ration my money and smoke and now I have what I want and I still got faded every day. I have an average job that pays decent where I work hard for every dollar I spend on glass. Don't hate me just because I struggled for the nice things i wanted. I used to post my home made pieces on here. Ive posted cheap pieces and eventually I just got a nicer one that kicked off a love of nice glass.
Tl;dr: I'm a lot more like you than you'd think
>>713478565
More like I want to inspire others to follow my same route and to get nicer things in their lives. You can't go around your whole life hating anyone different than you, without at least understanding why they're different. You don't know the real me, and you never will, so please continue to hate on this person youve painted me as in your head. I just love glass more than 95% of stoners here.
>>713478984
>Inspire others
No one wants to be a piece of shit degenerate like you. Grow up.
scored at a local smokeshop, the original illadelph blowers left the company and started this one up a few years back. Best straight tube i have ever bought. Spent 70 dollars.
>>713478984
>You can't go around your whole life hating anyone different than you, without at least understanding why they're different.
Correct, but stoners aren't different. They chose to be degenerates therefore deserve to be treated as one.
>>713478746
You get faded everyday but only because you have a 5,000 dollar bong?
$50
Have a good local shop here with thick glass for the low.
>>713478984
> You don't know the real me, and you never will, so please continue to hate on this person youve painted me as in your head. I just love glass more than 95% of stoners here.
quit being such crybaby with your shitty Bob Marley philosophy... go shove a bong up your ass
>>713479363
I would gladly pay 50 for that, looks like it rips nice
>>713479151
And nobody wants to be a piece of shit saturated to the brim with their own self hatred so they try to take it out on others. Have a nice life, bet it's pretty empty if you're picking fights with a stoner on 4chan
>>713478984
i will hate you forever anon, you said it yourself i will never know the real you. i am never gonna change my opinion about you. i can tell you we are nothing alike. i don't use objects as a status symbol.
>>713478746
>boo hoo i used to struggle with cheap pieces now can afford nice glass pieces wooo black and yellow black and yellow #madeit
Fucking loser
>>713479358
No, I have a 5000 dollar bong because I get high every day. It's a ritual in my life I elevated to the next level.
>>713479536
kek
>>713479481
Nice projection buddy but no, you're a little bitch who complains about shit that doesn't even matter. You preach about acceptance but can't accept other people's opinions on you because if its against you its "hate". LMAO! Fucking dumbass stoner.
>>713479581
So im missing why the fuck the 5000 dollar bong has fuck all to do with getting high everyday. I know a man with a million dollar company who smokes a fat doobie every night after work and the only glass he owns is a 20 dollar gas station special because he not dumb enough to blow 5 grand on a piece of glass that cost some hippie 10 dollars and a sandwich to make.
>>713479869
wait for it, hes gonna go off about how its art and that the piece spoke to him or some shit
>>713479506
Yeah, instead you think tearing someone down on the internet will raise you up somehow. You're right. You're nothing like me. Have fun with your empty life, see in real life I use all my nice things to share with my friends, maybe you would have some friends too if you'd chill out and not be so dickish
110 for the bong, 50 for the ash catcher that I don't use anymore. I like grav labs. High quality, very fair prices and made in the US.
>>713479869
Pretty much everyone hates blindly or for stupid reasons. If any of you hater ass fucknuggets met me in real life you'd probably end up good friends with me.
Go on everyone reply to this post with the reasons you hate me, GO
>>713477679
>. Guy with the alien dick salt peice, stay the fuck out.
you're just asking for him arent you ? fuck that faggy show off.
>>713480089
why would taking shit to someone on the internet make me feel better? i know exactly who i am and i don't need to prove myself with showing off my expensive shit to a bunch of randos on 4chan. you need to lay off the bong and stop thinking you are above everyone else
>>713477985
man i love that piece
>>713479363
Not to sound like a count but thick glass does not mean it's good or great. It's the consistency of the thickness throughout the entire piece. Like Roof makes some really thin bongs but they incredibly strong. German engineering at its finest.
>>713477985
(sigh) it really is a nice bong.
>>713478017
haha aw man you got me there. friggin nice!! humorous while making a piont, das crazy mane. ever thought about being a standup comedian or something?
>>713480307
What's ur ig I wanna be friends
>>713479248
>degenerates
god I hate how /pol/ throws this phrase around like its a good thing to be a normie, but for reals bragging about how much you waste on glass that wont last a decade cause it's used regularly is pretty degenerate in that it's fucking retarded, drugs aside
>>713480307
Aww the stoner is about to cry!!
You guys ever use a helix dry pipe? Shits so smooth if you do it right.
My little collection. Bong was about $50, bubbler was about $28, but got it as a birthday gift from my friend, chillum was about $15, and the pipe was about $30.
>>713480307
Im not even trying to hate, im just pointing out having an expensive piece has nothing to do with smoking some pot. Plenty of daily tokers just roll, you don't need a expensive piece to be "legit" like you think in your mind.
>>713480680
They act like theyre so superior because they dont smoke pot. Personally, i think they're all haters and are jealous. The whole "huuurr stoners are losers" is stupid. I personally dont smoke but i love these threads.
>>713480906
>i love these threads.
for the trolling or the fancy pieces?
>>713480906
They watched to many DARE commercials growing up, that shit got to them lol
Search Dhgate for "bong". You're welcome. My 9 perc bong cost 75$ shipping included
>>713480662
Good luck finding it.
>>713478195
Wow. You are a massive faggot.
I got this build-a-bong for free
>>713480786
I've always like chilums. Here's mine my brother gave me the little one years about.
>>713480782
Salt guy here. Hace a helix 1 hitter I gave to my dad, a helix handpipe and a stand up helix bong. The stand up bong was my first real piece over a hundred
>>713480906
>i-if they don't like what I do then they're haters and are just jealous!!!!
How's 7th grade going, champ?
>>713478376
Shits ugly bro.
Honeycomb and tree perc, 18", cost 100 CAD
>>713481032
Not really, its just their lives don't suck enough to brag about smoking a drug. They also have a higher IQ.
>>713478984
>says he loves glass
>multiple Shitman faguccinos..
>>713480902
You don't need a piece. My very closest friend has no glass at all. He rolls blunts, and quite well. You fuckers seem to think I hate people for not having nice things. I just hate China glass. If you're gonna spend money use it on something decent. There are plenty of American pieces under 100, only when I see China glass do I feel sorry for someone for being so stupid with their money
Got this for $45 all together, fucking steal if you ask me
>>713480521
The 'strong' ROORs are 9mm.. that's thick as fuck bro.
>>713481336
Let's see your pieces kiddo, you got me to bite the hook
>>713481235
that thing is nasty
bumping with pics of my bong
>>713480307
Your UV is shit and do is your camera. That's what happens when your fiend on glass, everything else around you deteriorates in quality.
its been a long time since i last posted
>>713481708
Too broke for iso. Insurance pays for my bud
>>713481495
See, mine are actually legit, not Chinese knockoff shit ones. So yeah I own the 10 and 14 mils. The mini is one of my go to fersure if I'm in a hurry, mad you didn't get one? They are kinda limited for the real ones.
>>713481549
>being stupid with their money
Says the dumb ass who wasted thousands on GLASS
>>713479581
"ritual" fuckin delusional junkie
100$ is the minimum I'd spend on good glass.
>>713481257
They're good to have if you're on a smoke tour with some friends, plus they're easier to light with one hand. Very pretty glass, by the way. Here's a closeup of mine.
purchased for $100 from my local craigslist.
>>713481726
No actually I had to take screenshots of photos because 4chan reduced image size allowed. And the uv in that pic is plenty bright. The light was on you uneducated fuck
>>713482001
I like see-through glass so you can see when it gets dirty
>>713481857
This KEK
>>713480782
I've seen them but never tried one.
>>713481794
>>713481858
>>713482001
>>713482092
damn bro you got that for a damn good price
>>713480307
I think your a bit of a cunt mate
>>713482073
i do as well, recently ive started cleaning my glass once a week so they never really get to gross
>>713482119
i thought about getting a pax or vape. is it worth it for how much they cost? do you use it a lot or does it turn into another piece that just sits on the shelve?
>>713481712
Nice bro, welcome to the heady kids club, know the artist?
>>713482174
Thanks, i recommend checking out your local craigslist. Most ppl put big numbers on the adds but everyone can be talked down, ive gotten all my glass from craigslist.
>>713482010
Don't blame Jackie 4Chan for your UV problems, he doesn't care what you smoke out of
>>713481857
>Says the stoner who invested thousands in art which is still in the exact condition as long as I clean it
My art has gone up in value. Glass bubble hasn't popped yet kiddo
>>713482257
pax is nice if u travel or for biz trips in the hotel
i have gen1 and have been happy with it
>>713482347
no, i asked the guy who i bought it from and he didnt know, there is a large H on the bottom though, could be the artists initial
>>713481824
They're all Chinese dog, do you not pay attention to glass news cause you have so many expensive pieces in your ass??
>>713482177
That's the most nigger-rigged piece of shit kek
>>713482177
Only on the internet bro, this is /b/ after all. God forbid I've ever used my glass to troll when I'm drunk or bored
>>713482530
its even funnier if you buy those piece as an investment.
>>713482177
I bet if you came and smoked with me out of all my pieces and we play some old school games you'd change your mind
>>713482347
>heady kids club
god thats cringe worthy bro take it down a notch
just picked up this piece
>>713482848
Now you just sound like a pedophile.
>>713482627
Evol and hitman collabed on these. Evol did the cups and used hitmans hammerhead perc. The knockoff ones are nothing like the real ones. These have numbers on them along with an actual card signed by evol and doigie
>>713483093
You're retarded kys how is smoking and playing games anything like being a pedo.
>>713483105
>These have numbers on them along with an actual card signed by evol and doigie
>doesnt post the pic of it
>>713483245
This. How the fuck is that pedo at all?
>>713483105
Congrats bruh 700 for a card that says it's not from China, you really aren't helping yourself. You act like you don't buy and use Chinese products every goddamned day lol
>>713481858
literally a swastika in the middle
awesome
>>713483320
You can see the cards on the left of this pic
>>713478984
Not going through the trouble of getting more right now, don't believe me idgaf, I know they're legit.
>>713481235
fucking clean your shit
To all the people bitching at salt guy for spending $1k+ on a bong I have to ask what cars do you drive? By your logic you should all be driving $300 dollar mopeds beacuse its wasteful to spend anything more on something fancier, right?
>>713483736
kek
>>713483553
Cards proving I can sell them for what I bought them for or more since they can't make them anymore thanks to a lawsuit by Starbucks
>>713483797
that dude didnt spend 1k on that bong. that bong was 5.5k. and how the fuck are you gonna compare a bong to a car?
>>713478984
You should pay your bills instead
hey alien dick bong bro?
I think your friends only like you for all the free weed
>>713481348
ayyy i used to have a bio 18" beaker got it for 91$ cad, best bong i've owned.
>>713482848
where tf you live dog lets toke
>>713483797
>Comparing bongs to a car
Stoner mentality, ladies and gents.
Also, a car takes me to places, has seats, comfy handling, suspension, looks, AC, rims, modifications to race, sexy looks, nice seats, and an engine of my choice and that's only the tip of the ice berg
1k-5k bong? Smoking out of a piece of shit glass to get a temporary 2-4 hour high. Yeah, talk about a good investment, idiot.
I don't understand the appeal of expensive bongs. Does it really make that big of a difference smoking from a shitty bong and an expensive one?
>>713484613
not even a little. they both do the exact same thing.
>>713484444
>checkd
>>713482530
>He calls those ugly glasses "art"
Fucking stoners man LOL
>>713484186
My friends share just as much with me as I do with them. It's called karma it goes and comes around
>>713484444
Cloud 9
>>713484847
Karma doesn't exist and no one cares about your loser friends sharing the same degeneracy as you
>>713485120
Why are you in a stoner thread you seem increasingly hostile go start a meth head thread or something
>All of you who get mad about nice glass
>>713485120
how about you go piss up a rope.
>>713477679
>unironically thinking weed is cool
Faggots
I know it says under $100 buuut that's not what I'm about..
>>713485952
what the fuck is that red and blue thing?
>>713486032
It's a mouth piece. I mainly use it when I'm sick so I can still smoke with people and not get them sick.
>>713485912
unironically thinking people think weed is cool.
>>713486197
neat! i never knew that was a thing
>>713477679
Not at home, but here's a pic I found. Same bong on grandma's boy but the frogs are green, not red
>>713481414
Most people who smoke alot dont brag about it. It would be the same as an adult showing up to work everyday bragging about how many glasses of wine they took out the night before. Nobody does that shit except teenagers.
To everyone with an edgy "your wasting time, money, life"
You are literally on the internet judging someine on how to live their life...
Grow up, let pot smokers be happy with the 1 thing they are asking for.
Some fucking peace
Sinbin, reporting in
>>713485241
I'm not a meth head, "doode". I enjoy mocking stoners because they're stupid and can't reason at all.
>You seem hostile maaaan chill ouuttt broooo
We're on /b/ you dumbass
>>713487981
make sure you do everything your momy tells you too. they know whats best for you.
>>713486751
>Most people who smoke alot dont brag about it.
Yet look at this thread
>It would be the same as an adult showing up to work everyday bragging about how many glasses of wine they took out the night before.
Yeah, that's what people in real life actually do except weed much more degenerate than wine drinking.
>Nobody does that shit except teenagers.
That makes sense because stoners do have the mentality of a 13 year old
>>713480608
this is why we cant have nice things.
>>713481235
Yeah just keep telling yourself that your not addicted.
>>713487637
>You are literally on the internet judging someine on how to live their life...
So what, faggot?
>Grow up, let pot smokers be happy with the 1 thing they are asking for.
Some fucking peace
In that case, you should also let me do my arguments in peace because if not, you're a hater! My arguments do no harm so just let me be!
>>713482956
hang on, i got this.
>>713488094
Yeah, I'm glad I listened to my mom because now I didn't end up like a piece of shit who smokes drugs. Huh, funny enough most stoners do have family problems so that explains why they're losers in the first place.
>>713488514
fuckin saved.
>>713488515
>I'm a goody two shoes.
>>713488707
>LOL he listened to his mom and didn't become a loser like us so hilarious right!!!
>>713479363
You have a simillar pieca like xCodeine
/(a youtuber-weedtuber)
I smoke from plastic bottles,what do you think?
:D
>>713488904
>I'm still a virgin and I shitpost all day instead of trying to get laid once in a while.
If you're smoking everyday you may as well go for a good vaporiser or switch too edibles.
Bong hits are OK now and then for occasional smokers but all that smoke, everyday isn't the best thing to do for your throat and lungs.
>>713489147
No one cares that you're still a virgin, faggot.
>>713489269
whats up newfag.
>>713485952
What is the mouth piece adapter for ontop of your oil rig? Never seen one before....
>>713488403
But if you need to be an edgy faggot, just to make that point, why even bother?
Got this for about 120$. About 24 inches tall with a UFO perk
>>713489805
I mainly use it for when I'm sick so I can still smoke with people and not get them sick.
