Harry Kim is now here. Everything will be ok
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Harry Kim is now here. Everything will be ok
>>713456106
How about those Delaney sisters eh Harry?
>>713456376
You know I only have eyes for you Tom.
>>713456477
remember the time we spent in an alien prison
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>>713456610
your mating strategy is inefficient
I am a very lonely man seven ...
>>713456903
then you wish to copulate?
you humans disgust me
I am melting for you.
>>713457032
indeed it would appear that your substance is highly nutricious
I've got this pic but I don't know the characters of star wars
I'm thinking of watching the series, is it actually worth watching? Like I'm talking the classic old star wars not the new ones which lack depth or intelligence.
This conversation is illogical.
>>713457134
old star wars was ok
Also Mister Kim... why the hell was i in SpaceBalls ?
>>713457144
Please state the nature of the logical emergency.
>>713457245
My food is making people sick.
>>713457198
Harry just emptied his spaceballs if you know what i mean
>>713457296
it would appear your talaxian physiology has mistaken food with human excrement
>>713457190
I am just joshin. Star Trek - What's the best season? Anybody?
Spok kinda gets me hard.
Computer ... create a holografic whore
>>713457446
I'm enjoying Voyager
>>713457480
WHORE GENERATED
>>713457542
i'll try it out, thanks
>>713457542
lol ignore the pic
>>713458026
an Intrepid class vessel
>>713456106
Did I did something wrong?
>>713458173
EXTERMINATUS!!! PURE THE HERETIC!
>>713457480
Unable to comply. File "yourmom.hgm" not found.
>>713456106
I approve of this thread. Carry on, gentlemen.
>>713458302
Great, Janeway, approves. You know what this means, 7 years full of chances to get home, only to be blown by your ineptitude and your smug sense of self-righteousness that will only get more innocent crew members killed.
I mean... Aye, Captain.
>>713458395
the Bog have no need of innocence
>>713458477
>Bog
>>713458477
Why don't you go back to your alcove and regenerate that borg cunt of yours?
>>713456106
I'm diagnosising most of you with future autism. It's different that past autism.
I want you all to smoke a bowl and watch Star Trek, then call me in the morning.
>>713458583
I have removed the useless organ, its purpose was superficial, commander
>>713458583
kek
Chakotay, the most annoying underwriting character on Star Trek. Guy would have been great if it wasn't for all the gay indian voodoo bulshit.
>>713456106
>>713458700
>>713458655
>>713458477
>>713458266
>>713457322
>>713457144
>>713456477
Is this a Trek thread or a Get thread?
Are we talking Original Harry Kim, Quantum Duplicate Harry Kim or Kobali Harry Kim?
>>713458700
A-Koochhe coochee koo
>>713458655
You must have found your anus superficial as well, judging by the amount of shit that spews out of your mouth!
>>713457296
Its those goddamn talaxian omelettes
>>713458768
I replicated doubles using this weeks rations
>>713458768
Did they know they had vagina foreheads
>>713457446
DS9 is the best, save it till last though because it's not very Star Trekky but it's extremely cathartic for all all those niggling little gripes you'll develop towards the federation.
[spoiler]Plus greatest bromance in any show ever
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>>713458827
correct, i had the doctor connect the large intestine to my esophagus for a more efficient means of excreting
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>>713458858
It's fucking working my man, keep it up!
>>713458883
I was surprised there were so many thai ladyboys involved
>>713458925
Funny, that's how the Voyager writing team also functioned.
>>713458874
Spoonheads. They look like spoons.
>>713456106
The woman driver got us waaay lost, so let's let the asian have a crack at it - what could go wrong?
>>713458891
finally something sensible from the mans mouth
>>713459005
there goes my head-canon of it all being improv based on the sfx that would just randomly happen
>tfw Star Wars the Wookie Generation came out 29 years ago
>tfw Dr. Xavier didn't age during that time period.
>>713459042
Harry, the only person in Star Trek less useful than me.
>>713459042
gor hom. wop nin. do now.
Aye captain
shurrup!
>>713459172
Thai ladyboys don't age either and I'm not hanging myself over it
>>713458858
Mister Neelix, you wasted this weeks rations on a failed attempt at doubles. It is burnt and simply inedible.
>>713459005
fucking kek, no shit. Voyager was a cluster fuck and Janeway is a war criminal. I liked the show, don't get me wrong, it's far better than ENT.
But some of the shit they did, goddamn.
>inb4 prime directive doesn't matter cause delta quadrant.
>>713459230
if you just smile mr vulcan it'l taste allright
>>713459230
Oh, come on now, Mr. Vulcan! Let's put a smile on that face!
Gentlemen, i repaired voyager between your incessant babbling conversations. Trust me, it's going to be all right. I wish you a very safe travel!
>>713459178
If he wasn't a nigger, he'd have won.
Stealin' dilithium n' shit.
>>713459220
Kringon asshoruh! Shild op, fah-uh tawpedo!
>>713459442
Based Garak - he made DS9 watchable.
>>713459442
i told you already, the brown paste is human excrement, not adhesive, this bucket will fall apart
>>713459178
It's a pity, Travis was a pretty cool guy but he just didn't have enough wacky space adventures happen to him to make him interesting.
>>713459611
needs more holodeck, oh wait
>>713459549
And Dukat, and Quark and Kira and the Bashir-O'Brien dynamic and Worf finally getting good roles
>>713459688
72 VIRGINS
>>713458925
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>>713457395
why the talk of shit? voyagers scripts
>>713456106
when will it be not okay again so we can prepare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84xnYnysiOs
>>713459707
Ok, I was forgetting about the Quark/Odo deal - That's why I preferred DS9, it was basically a soap opera in space, and it felt more consistent that the other new series.
>>713459777
>harem.jpg
yep
>>713459707
As a Star Trek fan, i always thought Ds9 was the best serie of all.
Next generation was good (well, not the first season that is pure shit), but they were really lucky to have the actors that played Picard, Riker & Data...
TNG>DS9>VOY>TOS>ENT
fight me.
>>713460152
Too much wesley
Voyager would have been fucked without Neelix.
Neelix is easily the best character in the Star Trek universe.
this is now a Neelix thread
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>>713460336
motherfucker always dressed like a hotel couch.
>>713460420
Probably soaked in the same amount of piss and jism, too.
>>713460420
not always
>>713459143
voyager in a theater? or punch & judy style what?
brb, turnin in2 lizard lol
>>713460449
Neelix kinda looks like a pineapple
>>713460477
>>713460336
I'm going to write some erotic fanfiction about Neelix having sex with Jar Jar Binks
resistance is furniture!
>>713460776
ensign kim fics this at once pls
Oh no! A transporter malfunction has turned Keiko O'Brien, Guinan and Ro Laren into little girls!
What do we do?
>>713456106
Harry Kim is Geordi LaForge without the technical ability.
>>713461223
you mean autistic?
>>713456106
You couldn't even get your ass promoted in 7 YEARS. Fug off m8.
>>713461207
remember this shit? remember when O'Brien had a loli wife and it made it nervous cause he was torn about the morality of the whole thing?
He so wanted to bang her.
>>713461919
holo-loli in the far future
>>713461665
kek
>>713456477
KEK
Bring back those memories bois <3
This thread is pure gold. Keep it up
>>713463278
its fun being loli but looking adult isnt it kes
When you walk into a thread and it happens to be a Federation flagship crew reunion but no one from your generation showed up
>>713459005
Captain we have found "x" obstacle in our way what do we do to make it go away?
Fire the phasers at it.
Captain that failed miserably and was completely ineffective.
Get belanna on it and she will figure it out. Belanna what do we do?
Well the sensors say that obstacle "x" has characteristics "column a, b, c, and some other bullshit" sonif we fire the ohasers again but do it differently by firing for longer then we can solve our problems regarding obstacle "x"
Sounds good lets do it.
(They fire tue phasers exactly the same way they did the first time) but this time it works!(for no fucking reason)
Yay we cleared the obstacle and now we can continue our long arduous plodding journey home!
(This is just one example of the shows shitty scriptwriting)
>>713464662
Spook, I'm here for you.
>>713456106
Doctor, We seem to have a problem
>>713464900
Kirk... What's gotten into you?!
>>713459178
I think you're forgetting a certain ships counsellor.
>>713459005
Example 2:
Captain we have encountered real fast way home "x"
Im plotting a course towards it. Were goin home everyone woooo!
Nope! Blow that shit up!
But captain... Why?
Fuck you and everyone on this ship thats why.
But captain.... Home.
I said blast it to hell!
Buuut whyyyyyyyyy!?
Because its not right to use it because of bullshit reasons and stuff. And by using it we will get home at the expense of.... Some stuff. Yeah thst sounds about right. By the way did you remove all those borg upgrades to this ship? Especially the one that regenerates parts and stuff when the ship gets dammaged and effectively makes the ship immortal and removes any need for repair crews when we get shot the fuck up? No? Well whybthe fuck not!!?? Get that shit off my ship i dont want this hourney to be easy and without painful costly setbacks in time and energy being wasted when we could just as easily needlessly make things harder on ourselves.
Captain... I hate you.
Fuck you do as i say!
Bitch.
What was that!!??
I said yes mam!
>>713456106
Harry Kim is is Insignificant Next to the Power of the Force!
>>713461207
Star Fleet really needs to rethink their Transporter technology , I'[m starting to think it's not entirely safe
>>713465501
how could they know that holding an alien flower would fuse two people?
>>713465591
Trust me child, they knew,they just didn't care. Only the prophets can lead us away from the insidious Federation
Hey anyone here remember that Chakotay was a Texas State Trooper before he hoined starfleet?
My only gripe with Star Trek is that the federation is too fucking soft. An organization like that would never exist for as long as they did according to lore. Odd how Gene's less successful works paint a more plausible future for humanity (granted, their execution was shit, the base premise was great).
Also, dat shit deus ex machine for DS9.. multiple times. Goddamnit.
>>713465794
I would only hook up with him if he was the last man on Earth
>>713465779
Fuck you and Gul Dukat's Pah-Wraith-worshipping ass.
Poor fucking Harry. He died in season 3 and was replaced by a different dimension version. Rip in peace.
>>713466342
I think someone's just asking for a lobotomy
TNG 8.6
TOS 8.4
DS9 7.9
VOY 7.7
ENT 7.5
If these trends continue... ayyyyyyy
My fav was VOY but there's no counting for taste.
>>713456812
kek
>>713457542
It's a great show anon. Enjoy. Watch DS9 after.
>>713466419
Exact same thing happened to O'brien in DS9.
>>713458477
bog
>>713466419
I died too,unlike you I stayed dead
>>713466677
Fucking grandstanding nigger Vulcan
>>713466717
I live round there
Best thread in fucking ages
>>713466973
I do too. North Roscommon.
>>713466725
It was for the best.
>>713456376
I hitched a ride in that freaky British guy's phone box to find you TOM, I'm Pregnant!
You owe me like 300 years worth of child support payments!
>>713460477
Oh him, he likes to bang underage girls, I heard his last girlfriend was like 4.
What a perv
>>713461919
Interesting, I always knew the chief was a bit off .
I'm going to have to look into that now
>>713456106
No I was having fun, Don't die thread!
>>713467055
nice bog bro Behave Well
>>713467279
Those fucking tits though, holy shit.
I believe that they put her in the show just because she had tits
>>713467813
Mind yourself lad, bog is grand. Winter is coming.
>>713460152
For Regular TV Metrics:
DS9 > TNG & ENT > VOY & TOS
Best Trek Metrics:
TNG > DS9 & ENT > TOS > VOY.
>>713467878
>I believe that they put her in the show just because she had tits
Not because of her terrible acting ability?
No I'm sure it was her cock sucking technique that got her on the show did, tits were just an after thought
>>713468113
Fair point, anon.
knew there was a reason i saved this
>>713456106
Keeptin, I seeem To hive forgittin hew to set the preeking brake on my wheeical
>>713456106
Until he starts crying like a little bitch because Captain Janeway and the Borg whore don't like each other. Pussy.
>>713469730
I feel bad for Kate Mulgrew and Jerri Ryan.
Kate Mulgrew took the heat of Roxanne Dawson giving Jerri Ryan shit..
>>713468658
Ouch, poor Anton.
>>713466697
oh shit you're right~! they never actualy proved they had the real Chief and the rescued one wasn't the clone.
>i was to busy waiting for the Garak episodes.
Fist me daddy
>>713461919
or when he really considered banging Kiera since he was full of im a daddy genes.
I never thought t'pol was good looking, She's straight a butter face
>>713470500
Phlox stole the show
>>713470547
He was easy to relate with ,the rest of the characters weren't that interesting,or stopped being interesting at a certain point of the show
>>713470500
What I was surprised they got away with was this scene, you could straight see through that shit she was wearing. The picture doesn't do the scene justice
>>713465290
go away
>>713458173
DELET THIS!
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