Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>713436134 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>713436134
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Claimed.
And drinking away the night.
Goodnight, take care you all.
C-claimed.
Claimu
C-c-claimed.
![3424.jpg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H5GUPSQ.jpg "3424.jpg[1].jpg")
I really wish I was dead
Claimed.
>>713453537
>>713453600
>>713453601
>>713453717
>>713453743
>>713453762
>>713454004
>>713454123
>>713454196
Claimed.
I really wish I was God.
Oh wait, I am.
>>713454622
Your Waifu smells bad
QOTT
If you saw your waifu at school sitting alone during lunch will you go up to her and introduce yourself?
>>713453717
Leaving so soon?
>>713454622
What would you do with such power?
>>713454876
as much as i would like to say i would i really don't think i would be able to.
>>713455032
Huh why not?
>>713455123
i don't know how to talk to people
>>713454876
MY WAIFU WOULDNT BE SITTING ALONE AT THE LUNCH TABLE
DUMBASSSSSSSSS!
>>713454876
More than likely.
Apparently my 30 year old brother is 12 again. Puts gravy in my tea while Im taking a shit. Well, jokes on him. I know how to hide flavours.
>>713454876
No.
My waifu will probably come up to me and introduce herself.
Weren't you going to sleep?
>>713455257
Just say "Hey, are you new to our school?" And then welcome her, give her your name, ask about her, and go from there!
>>713455269
Well okay then!
>>713455270
Your brother sounds like fun.
>>713455278
Your waifu is top tier, and yes.
Well I need to stab myself with a small needle.
>>713455631
NO!
THAT SMALL NEEDLE IS GOING TO STAB ME INSTEAD
DUMBASSSSSSSSSSSSS!
>>713455631
I am always stabbing myself with a needle.
>>713455489
We are both top tier.
>>713455683
K
>>713455740
This kind of needle?
>>713455631
Make sure you go for the tip of the finger for maximum pain.
>>713455740
Chen, I...
>>713455788
You have diabetes, don't you?
>>713455843
You, what?
>>713455846
Nope. Crohn's. I thought I said it enough times.
>>713455843
That doesnt help the medication at all. It needs fat to metabolise.
>>713455631
>>713455990
I am so fucking screencapping this shit for that shitposter to have more ammo on your ass.
>>713455990
I wasn't here enough times.
Also don't expect me to remember things from the thread.
>>713455788
That's a SMALL needle?
EHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
>>713455891
I don't know, I feel awkward now.
>>713455990
Oh you're diabetic?
>>713456171
Why do you feel awkward about?
I can't fathom the situation.
>>713456224
I don't know I just think you're nice.
>>713456047
Go for it bud. Had it long enough that anything about it doesn't phase me. Tell him I have a third asshole too.
>>713456049
Fair enough.
>>713456130
The needle itself is small. Tiny.
>>713456171
Nope. See the Suiseki poster being a helping hand.
>>713456323
I just am.
Not nice, not anything.
Just myself, is up to you to judge.
>>713456371
I feel sorry.
Hey people what's going on
>>713456371
Are you okay?
>>713456446
I want to play with her cat ears. Are you the same Chen from 2007?
>>713456503
Good morning Haruhi-chan
>>713456534
a cute has appeared
>>713456534
Aliceu :o
>>713456588
Feeling a bit better today and actually going out. Hopefully gonna change some things
>>713456588
I wonder.
Who knows.
I used to post in 8gag and here long ago aswell, when Nymph was here, too.
>>713456534
Hey Alice
>>713456446
Dont be, Im not.
>>713456588
Ive felt better, Ive felt worse.
>>713456588
Good day Kurome
>>713456640
Why are you awake still :o
>>713456683
Chapter 81 now. Holy fugggg
>>713456869
Meow meow kitty!
>>713456906
what?
>>713456906
I just woke up from a crazy dream.
-n-
>>713456944
Wrong anon I guess
>>713456988
this is the knight of autism, false king
>>713456850
Oh that's good where are you going today?
>>713456869
You do know, you just don't wanna tell me...
>>713456882
How are you feeling now?
>>713456906
No you can't have any. I see right through you.
>>713456882
Okay, Rory.
I need to catch up on those nightcaps I love so much.
>>713456906
Meow.
>>713457072
I'm going to talk with my doctor later today
>>713457072
Maybe.
Is just something I don't wanna bring up.
>>713457072
Same as I have the past year.
>>713457079
Not doing one tonight. I had one to celebrate my niece actually turning 2 with family and friends.
>>713456969
Hmmm, I don't know which anon is which anymore
>>713457052
We're you not paying attention last night, I'm a Duke now. Mai beat my autism on an online quiz, and those never lie
>>713457072
My mouth tastes like toothpaste, I don't want anything
>>713457079
What part of the world are you in kitty? I get the feeling it's faRther east than Europe
>>713457415
what was your score?
i got 14
>>713457261
Worst girl.
>>713457294
Is it something serious?
>>713457324
I see, well how was your day?
>>713457335
I'm new here so have you been feeling good or bad this past year? And don't let others get you down.
>>713457415
Lol always wait an hour after you brushed your teeth to eat anything.
>>713457415
We talked earlier about my car breaking down.
and how much my dad loves football.
>>713457484
Its been a meh year.
>>713457415
Russia?
>>713457484
Excellent, like every day that has me in it.
How about yours?
>>713457335
Oh, that's unfortunate
Have fun.
>>713457484
I don't know how serious it's considered but he wants me to go so he can check on my "emotional state" (his words)
>>713457455
19. I had to answer some of them as somewhat agree because only half of the statement was valid, that's what fucked my score
>>713457484
My mouth tastes like toothpaste for hours afterwards, I don't eat until like 10:00 (it's 7:35)
>>713457509
I think you may have me confused with someone else. I don't talk about cars or football
>>713457675
I thought you were moving to Russia to study? Or did you already move
>>713457711
I'm guessing the result will be "bad"
>>713457820
I don't think so I haven't noticed anything too bad so it's probably just a check
>>713457792
im sure it did false duke
>>713457792
I'm Alex :o
you spoke to me on steam last night.
I'm going back to bed now. -u-
>>713457792
Oh, you meant my homecity?
Not teeelling.
>>713457792
Hometown*
>>713457934
It's not false, it was appointed to me by the king
>>713457975
OH
I thought you meant here. Was that last night? It felt like it was a few days ago.
Sleep well
>>713458060
No, I thought you weren't in Russia before.
>>713457614
I always thought you were a happy person from the way you posted. Are you feeling down right now?
>>713457675
It's been very cold and I can't find my sweater anywhere......
And I missed my sister posting today too.
>>713457711
Oh I hate therapyyy I just stopped going. All the do is suck money out of you and don't help you at all.
>>713457792
Oh! Where do you live? You don't have to answer that if you don't want to.
>>713458135
No, I wasn't.
>>713458261
No.
Whew boy I thought I just saw an alien.
It was just a helicopter shining it's light at me.
Take me away, aliens.
>>713458329
Are you feeling good now then? I'm sorry for all the questions. I always get too worried about people...
>>713458261
Is it worth it to go? I've only been once so far
>>713458261
I have my sweater and is the best sweater in the world because is mine.
>>713458411
Dont worry about me at all.
>>713458425
To me it wasn't worth it, but I went for a very serious issue that can't be cured because it was programmed into me since birth. It might help you though, give it a try.
>>713458435
What's it made out of?
>>713458472
Too late.....
Um is there a cure for your illness?
>>713458587
Do you have a replacement immune system and digestive system?
Ive lived with this for years. Just stop worrying.
>>713458261
I live in Canada
>>713458269
I didn't think so. When do you start classes there? Or did you start already
>>713458587
Wool
>>713458587
I guess I'll have to wait and see it's in two hours. If it doesn't feel helpful I might just end up leaving it
>>713458648
Next semester.
Goodnight everyone, have a wonderful day.
>>713458646
I don't...;_;
I'll stop worrying then
>crosses my fingers
>>713458648
Oh too cold 55 me.
I heard its beautiful though.
>>713458653
Oh nice that's wool sweaters are the best. Cotton is the worst.
Maybe I can find a wool sweater for Cyber Money later, the sale goes on all week.
>>713458703
You should go for at least six weeks to really see something, if not then you should try something else.
sorry for bad grammar, really tired
~kurome
>>713458873
What else would I try if it didn't work out?
Sleepy claim
>>713458760
So in about a month? Or do they start at different times there?
>>713458873
Cold it is. I need to live somewhere in the south, I've been cold for about a year now
Also it's gray all the time here, not nice at all
WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO
>>713459131
Yes, in about a month.
>>713458873
You still haven't answered me.
"Chen, I.."
You what?
Man fears the darkness, and so he scrapes away at the edges of it with fire
Claimed
I'm a alien don't tell anyone shh.
>>713460000
Nice
>>713460041
:;-;:
>>713459836
well picked, i'll take second with leliana
>>713460000
not sure if alien or spider
nice quads tho
>>713460000
>>713460041
im shocked, both with the quads and the alien just being a spider
>>713460195
::3::
>>713453537
you guys are the weirdest, cringest, retardest bunch of faggots ever lived.. you should all kys you fucking perverted creeps
>>713460415
No lol
>>713453537
Get a ducking life. You will look back at this and you will be ashamed of yourself.
NO, what you do is not normal and healthy.
>>713461304
Hi.
>>713460468
Yes, you are a fucking loser. Fuckig sissy
>>713453762
She licked my anus after I shit. You can have her
>>713453907
F-f-fag
>>713461358
Hello.
>>713455990
Stop jerking off to cartoons. That is the only cure
>>713461304
Hi Yuno
>>713461335
How'd you sleep
>>713461645
Hey Yui
How are you today?
>>713461443
>Implying anybody would do that for someone who can't grammar
>>713461999
Nice triple
>>713461999
Sleepy, but that's normal.
How about you, your classes go well?
>>713462152
Wrong (You) anon, work on your aim.
>>713462226
Sorry, you get a free (you)
>>713462152
>>713461789
>>713462228
My aim is pefectly fine.
Mikasa Ackerman claimed
>>713462152
Why? You rarely sleep well?
Oh yea they went fine, I skipped math and it was a good decisions because I got the last train to my hometown, all the other ones after that were cancelled for some reason
>>713462383
Hello, I've seen you before
>>713462508
No, its just that its in the morning, though as of late I have been staying up pretty late on here.
I have coffee though so I should be fine.
Why'd you go back to your hometown?
>>713462508
Sounds like you've been training for something, yuno.
>>713462922
Oh right you just woke up, then I understand
Though I understand that problem you should try to not take this place too serious, I've seen some other new people far for it already
You better drink that black.
Oh I moved back in with my parents because I couldn't afford living on my own and studying.
>>713462968
Kek. Good one
Sternritter 'P' Meninas McAllon
Been a while since I said this, but goodnight thread. Dont get too hugboxy, it only hurts everyone.
>>713463139
I'd think of another pun, but we're getting off track.
>>713463295
Goodnight
-hugs rory's box-
カラミチーマス
>>713463333
checked
>>713463431
Two's company, but four threes, it's a crowd, huh?
![Syndra [341].png](https://i.imgur.com/vNtYLCv.png "Syndra [341].png")
>>713463295
Night 5
>>713463555
someone stop these gets
this guy's a madman
>>713463631
Tres fives, jives.
>>713463696
It was only a matter of time
Now the horrible puns can end as well
>>713463943
The only time that matters is that with which I spend near you.
Or some gay shit like that.
>>713463417
>>713464019
That was pretty gay
>>713464091
jej
>>713464239
>>713464306
>>713464239
I can be a cool kid now too.
>>713464397
How are you?
Been a while since we spoke
>>713464407
Ayyyy.
>>713464464
Cold, and wondering how I'm gunna record this for /o/ sings.
You?
>>713465077
Oh, I'm recording for /o/ sings, too!
What a small place we live in!
>>713465180
Forgot pic :3.
>>713465077
/o/ sing?
what are you gonna sing?
Thought you hated your voice
>>713465180
>>713465292
I've been meaning to record for the last 3, but never got around to it. I'm for sure getting this recorded today!
>>713465357
Yep! It's like /a/ sings only not as bad!
The song for this one is Gas Gas Gas since it's a collaboration with /pol/ for the winter ball!
I do, that's why I'm recording it and not listening to it. Just putting it into the drive and hoping it sounds alright.
>>713465507
Wow, Makoto!
I'm so proud of you!
Actually.
Fuck you deep.
With a nigger 12 inch cock up your ass.
Fucking slut.
>>713465577
y-you too
>>713465577
Love you too bby.
>>713465998
Cunt
>>713466134
y-you too
>>713465507
I didn't know /a/ sings was a thing as well
Why though?
Wait /pol/ and /o/ working together, wow alright
Kek I didn't expect anything else from you, I'm sure it's fine
>>713466134
Hand
>>713466134
<3
>>713466221
Most of the major boards have some kinda sings. /a/, /b/, /o/, /fit/, just to name a few.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW86-RH4C1o
It's so autistic, and I love it.
Ya, there's been so much amazing stuff coming from the /pol/o/ threads! Easily the best pair of the year.
>>713466694
Are you still a faggot, Makoto?
I'll let you suck my dick if you pay me.
You don't have to beg for it.
>>713466694
>tsu tu tu intensifies
>>713467198
Hi
>>713466780
I am. But no dick sucking for me. Thanks for the offer though.
>>713466849
Wha?
>>713467447
BLOW OFF VALVE NOISE
>>713467426
imsorryiwasnthereforyouwakingup.jpg
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ek-_GBbvhmg
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kJXyZ5EGUEE
Back from Doctor is $90 too much for medication?
>>713467817
yes
I get mine for free
>>713467575
>>713467485
WHERE'S THE SPOOL UP THOUGH?!
>>713467988
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TSU TU TU
>>713468142
That's better!
>>713468360
CRACKLE CRACKLE BANG
>antilag lyf
>>713468540
>Antilag
>Not BRAAAAAAAAP BRAP BRAP POP POP BANG BRAAAAAAAAAP
Rotary 4 lyf
>Pic related, my actual car
>>713467890
According to my therapist he thinks I have depression and some sort of attention thing from being lonely
>>713468631
Haha I need a waifu so this stops happening. Nice edit.
>>713468732
You'll find the one someday mang.
I'm editing it further for the video!
>>713466694
I did not know that, I still wonder why though
It is really autistic yea
I don't really see how /pol/ and /o/ work together but it doesn't matter I guess
>>713467426
>>713463139
>
>>713468931
I expect big things. And memes.
>>713467934
^-^
>>713469054
All in the name of fun! And autism!
I'm not sure either, but it's amazing. Look at it all!
>>>/o/16230815
>>713469178
I did my best.
>Was gunna put an alternator on the hood for that sik extra HP, but... meh.
>>713469842
""JUST""
>>713470013
Got any other ideas of what I should ad? Or is that good enough?
>>713469054
Oh, sorry.
I might be taking this place a little too seriously, but its fine.
Yes, I did drink it black, though it was a hazelnut roast coffee. It smelt amazing.
I understand, I haven't moved out yet.
>>713469733
Hi.
>>713470013
ICE!
>>713468931
dis a cute :3
>>713470262
What kind of music do you like anon?
>>713470256
hey c:
>>713470279
How did I forget the FRESH?!
>>713470376
Sup Luluco.
>>713470256
Apart from JUST, it's looking good.
steph curry my ass
>>713469842
Oh it's autistic alright, those drawings are pretty cool though can't deny that
Also that is a very nice edit, your waifu with car
>>713470262
Always fun to see new people though, and you're one of the nicer ones. Just hoping we can get along
Oh yea that smells really good, though I prefer mine without nuts
>>713470477
JUST?
>>713470590
There's plenty more here. http://shimmie.4chanhouse.org/index.php?q=/post/list/o%20pol/1
Thanks, I've been wanting to make more of them actually, but getting angles right is difficult.
>>713470549
did someone say ass?
>>713470590
Hey Tsun! Glad to see you're here :D
We still haven't played league yet I got silver 3 :P
>>713470459
Nm Just gonna head to work in about 45 minutes
>>713470709
JUST
>>713470746
>ass
>redhead
10/10
>>713470794
Ahhh, well I hope work doesn't suck too much.
>>713470867
This is a meme I'm not getting mang.
>>713470376
I like alot of music Lulucoposter
Hardstyle, house, industrial, electro, maybe some synthwave too
>>713470590
I'm sure we will get along fine, sorry i am in class so replies are slow
>>713471483
I don't get it either.
>>713471898
Industrial isn't very specific, nowadays that word is better to describe a style of music and not really a genre as you have basically industrial everything.
Ambient, rock, metal, dance, electro, hip hop...
>>713471928
Whelp, added in the FRESH. This is the final version, and I uploaded it.
Now I'ma go change that coolant tube, and see if I can record some sik BRAPs.
>>713472395
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Hhrhx5cMXM
>>713472395
Ah yes, sorry didn't think that while I was writing it.
Industrial ambient and electronic, I guess.
>>713470709
kek that's a lot of Nazis with cars pics
Yea I bet, and now your car is rekt you can't take more pics
Perhaps use some different cars, your favourite for example
Might I ask what program you use?
>>713470794
Luluco! Likewise
No we really should, though I didn't see your friend request yet, maybe I am blind
S3? Damn that's pretty good for how long you've been playing
I go platinum 4, pretty happy with that but I think I can get higher
>>713471898
It's fine I was walking doggo
What class are you in?
>>713472966
German
>>713473265
Ah, natulich. Findest du es ein swierig Abschnitt?
>>713472685
Hey that's on the NFSU soundtrack, nice nostalgia.
>>713472737
No worries, you should be using your brain power to keep focused in class right now.
>Industrial Ambient
I love it too, the sounds are much more palpable than in any other ambient sub-genre.
I could link you a track from one of my favourite albums but I guess there isn't much point to it as you're busy right now.
>>713473421
As soon as it ends my brain plays the start of Two Lane Blacktop.
we need more loli claimers
>>713473925
I have kid Yuno pics, it counts
>>713473925
P U R E
U
R
E
verr good
>>713474029
Third world yuno a best.
>>713473925
>>713474652
More like this?
>>713474804
Get away from my waifu sicko
6 hour thread
>>713475173
I mean no harm.
Maybe just a little. These are the end of times, meet me in the middle.
These threads
>>713473389
manchmal
Just confusing, so many different verb endings. And more than one past tense.
And structure's a little wonky.
>>713473925
Young Yui was cute.
>>713475777
>checked
Oh yea it's very weird, that past tense must be so hard for English speakers
For me it's kinda easier because we have the same exact tenses
>>713476412
decke
>>713476412
Arabic: سَقْف
Brazilian Portuguese: teto
Chinese: 天花板
Croatian: strop
Czech: strop
Danish: loft dække over rum
Dutch: plafond
European Spanish: techo
Finnish: katto sisäkatto
French: plafond
German: Zimmerdecke
Greek: ταβάνι
Italian: soffitto
Japanese: 天井
Korean: 천장
Norwegian: tak
Polish: sufit
Portuguese: tecto
Romanian: tavan tavane
Russian: потолок
Spanish: techo
Swedish: innertak
Thai: เพดาน
Turkish: tavan
Ukrainian: стеля
Vietnamese: trần nhà
>>713476412
Oh.
Woher kommst du?
>>713477219
Sorry it would moresobe
"Wo Wohnst du", but you probably got what I was asking
>>713472966
It's great, right?
Sure I can! It just means it's got a battle scar!
I use YARR HARR'd Photoshop CS5.
>Got the cooling tube replace
>Trying to change turn signal bulb
>Can't figure it out
REEEEEEEEEE
>>713477420
Go to sleep
>>713477219
>>713477323
Ich wohne in Die Niederlanden.
Don't worry my German is bad as well, but it's there
>>713477420
Yea it's pretty good, wish I could draw shit like that kek
Kek took me a minute to realise you mean you pirated it. I should do that as well, I am just too lazy to go look for it
Wait you don't know how to fix your car? Why didn't you bring it to a mechanic?
