Hello /b/rothers. Autismo back from a 404 and she responded.
Help /b/
>>713400609
lets see it faggot, you posted that a one a while ago
Jesus christ, you again?
just send this:
"You seem cool, want to continue this convo over drinks?"
you're welcome
>>713400609
Mission halfway accomplished. Next comes the orgasm inside of her body.
>>713400850
well done anon, now get her back to yours and fuck her without a condom. then leave with the kid and make her pay child support for the next 18 years
>>713400850
You should text her
text her now op.. set up a date for later this week. i'm proud of you :)
>>713400850
ye text, ask her for her fav coffee shop, then go there. ez
>>713400850
also if u dont wanna wait, ask her to come over tonight and chill. u can literally chill if fu want to get to know her or u can try to be bold during "chill"
Happy for you OP.
Now go get dat pucci
I can't wait to stimulate that clitoris. Thank you /b/, I'm in your debt
Dont send this, but how the fuck is wuthering hights anyones favorite book, I read that shit and it was the most boring, dry, god forsaken book ive ever had the misfortune of being forced to read.
>>713400850
send her a penis picture and ask for a picture of her vaginer and share to us
>>713401369
rolling.
not op, talking to girl on tinder, need a good pun for doing it doggy style
>>713402637
Almost butt fucking.
>>713402637
Not a pun, but the phrase raw dogging the chocolate starfish always gets them
>>713400609
post more pics of her op
Just text her and ask if she wants to go for a drink, or go do something corny like bowling,
>>713402719
ok because of this ima post my chat, cuz it was super close
Give /b/ her number
Doing good boy
>>713403320
was lying bout 1st btw
>>713403491
Smash this one.
>>713400609
Date this one.
Aurora is a stupid name.
>>713403320
>>713403395
>>713403491
sick cunt nw u ar ye
>>713403609
ikr
>>713403666
wot
>>713403666
she replies "oh" with that stupid monkey with eyes over face emoji, what do i say
>>713403666
100 to 0 just like that
I usually give head to guys, but I'm willing to experiment.
>>713403609
isnt that the city in colorado where the cinema was shot up
>>713403854
Roll
>>713403666
666 for the deathblow. GG op.
>>713403854
Roll
Kek
>>713403927
lol you prolly blew it bruh. why not just say lets talk about dogs over a drink??
>>713403609
This
>>713403950
nig
>>713403927
>>713403927
Nailed it
>>713403927
I practice on guys, I promise bitches eat bi shit up
>>713403927
>the current situation
>>713403950
Nigger
>>713404017
Confidence got the pussy wet. You can actually salvage this.
>>713403927
like the fuck. yall need to realize that that dumb ass pick up game shit does not work most of the time. you were doing well, set a date to chill thats all ya got to do.
>>713404017
Smash that!
>>713404017
winner winner chicken and fish dinner
>>713404017
Way to be the first 4channer to crush Purdy in one of these threads
Personally I find Shih-Tzu delicious.
Why does a dead dog keep going in circles? Because you nailed it to a baby, pinned to the floor with one foot
>>713404271
you ruined it again you cuck
>>713404271
im sending pics on phone, and typing on laptop, but for the sake of good humor ill sacrifice chance of smashing
>>713402319
>Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)20:22:54 No.7134
the bronte girls were freaks though, def the kind thatd be into choking and shit
>>713404271
Nice
>>713404131
>>713404017
lol well ill be damned. props anon. you in
>>713404271
god damnit
>>713404334
u want to actually see a win or a good laugh? make up ur mind
>>713404271
OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>713404271
God damn lmao
>>713400609
You watch to many movies
>>713404271
Potential winning shot
waiting for reply on the guy sucking thing
>>713404271
Jesus christ you ruined it . This is like the chocolate milk thread all over again
>>713404271
If this hits it's a grand fucking slam! This bitch will be down for ANYTHING!
>>713404823
yea i know, its too bad, but honestly shes a cow, not sure if worth and shes 18...
Anyone new? This shit got boring.
>>713404908
>>713404271
/thread
>>713404271
you glorious son of a bitch
Well fucking played OP
>>713405050
im getting tired of waiting
>>713404908
Dude when you're desperate every hole is worth it
>>713404271
oh my meme. keep em comin' OP.
>>713405172
im not op... im the guy that took over after op won
>>713404297
fuck off.
>>713405215
phone numbers are just the first part of the battle, i'd use won lightly.
how's your head game going, (not)OP?
>>713404017
OP here. How in the frick
>>713404017
fucking hell mate, IT"S FUCKING RAW
>>713404823
Can I get some sauce with that?
>>713405411
just gotta act like ur above them notop here
>>713405754
>just act like you're above them
this is the secret behind the negging bullshit and the whole PUA lifestyle.
if they think you're better than them you get laid. simple as that
>>713405215
Salvage this shit. Admit it's a bad joke or some shit and get it going. I wanna see this get dragged out
enjoy trapfurs/furtraps faggots
>>713404271
Fucking hell, sometimes people are insane.
Good job OP. Now say it wasn't you texting that giving head shit.
But appreciate you being a good sport OP.
>>713405979
This is sad I really liked this thread.
>>713406385
I was having fun too, anon, I was having fun too.
>>713406487
what say
>>713406459
i regret a lot now
>>713406487
>>713406116
not op man
>>713406487
Hahaha based OP. This is a tirefire now, just drag it out.
>>713406537
keep sweet talking her and try get nudes
>>713404271
toppest kek
>>713406487
Dead in the water, (not)OP.
Welp, we had a good chuckle.
>>713406487
>>713406595
try to turn it around with you were just trying to make her laugh and you should meet up for a drink.
>>713406887
this
>>713406752
listen to /b and get wrecked, what do i say? want to experiement? mix breed? something? fuck, im tilted asf
>>713406887 she's 18, she cant drink
>>713406996
a coffee then?
do you smoke weed? invite her over for netflix and baking, or go for a nature walk and get ripped.
>>713406996
Ask her if she likes placenta cakes
Today op sacrificed a good fucking win for some autists. Rip common sense.
hahah omg this was going so well.
>>713406996
Fucking American drinking laws, just horrible.
>>713406996
>18
>can't drink
how does it feel to live in such a retarded country?
>>713407252
STILL WON U COCK BLOCKERS
>>713407252
HAHAHAHHAHA
>>713404271
Fucking idiot ruined it
>>713407252
nice work OP, try get some dirty talk from her.. she's definitely keen for it
>>713407252
Placenta cakes ask her if she eats them, do it
>>713407252
OP you better get this pussy if you fuck up again imma slap you nan m8
>>713405754
I'm going to make you honorary OP seeing as I have to dip into some vagina friend
>>713407252
>>713407252
There ya go, m8.
To be fair though, you shouldn't be sad even if shit did fall though. Saying something like that takes at least a bit off balls, especially going in dry like that. You clarified you are joking and now she knows you're a funny dude and chicks love that kinda shit. Until she realizes you have crippling depression, but tinderites don't need to know that until it is too late.
>>713406537
Ask her how she feels about you giving her a night to remember, you'll know if your in or out
We need her pic
I see exactly where you lost her.
>>713403491
> butt fuck it
kek
>>713408050
You're acting needy now. You've lost her interest. You need to relax, take a step back and rethink.
>>713408050
>>713408050
Now or never man
>>713407700
>>713404297
Neck your self you broken loser.
>>713407700
Don't do this
>>713408463
honorary op here, should i ruin it for a 3rd time?
>>713408050
>make you bark
top fucking kek haha
tell her you're just trying to turnip things around and ask her if she's been to the restaurant on the moon? when she says no: "it's great but there is no atmosphere"
>>713408520
Honestly why not it'll atleast show confidence could wprk but doubtful
>>713408050
She sounds scared. Oh god this ride is too much
Just lost my boner
>>713408050
>make you bark
>>713408755
Even better.
>>713408755
just got a boner
>>713408463
So you were in that thread too?
>>713408755
It's not illegal if nobody knows about it :^)
Also, she might be joking.
>>713408755
This bitch is playing you fam,
>>713408755
welp go get er brother
>>713408755
Talking to a girl I'm actually interested in now
>>713408928
This
>>713408755
HOLY
>>713408974
Lol a driver
>>713408755
Oh lawd, there's still some joke to make about boning, throwing me a bone and bone for a dog
>>713408755
>>713408755
>Just lost my boner
fucking rip
>>713408755
Just came, 16 legal here oh yea
>>713408974
You have a driver HAHAHA
>>713409229
any1 know canada laws well? from what i gather its 16 with parent consent and 18 without
>>713408755
Abandon ship.
>>713409347
https://www.google.ca/search?q=legal+consent+age+canada&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=5-g8WKXBBNiujwPp_ZlQ
>>713408755
What have you got to lose anon? Go in deep!
>>713408974
god you're autistic
>>713408974
> my friend drives a lot
> Cucksimus Maximus
>>713408974
>mfw
>>713410020
fuck her tight pussy good, op
notOP is pretty epic, just sayin'.
>>713410194
this pic is too relevant in my life, i saved it, thanks man, appreciate it
>>713410020
If it wasn't lost before I think your approach ended it
>>713408974
I. Just. Keep. Winning. I. Can't. Help. Myself.
Best closer gets said to try and ruin it again
>>713408974
the most based autism, keep it up anon, great moves, proud of you
>>713410344
no problem, anon. trying to keep this going with some of my favs.
>>713410490
one word answers not followed by digits are not a good sign, notOP.
>>713410637
i know
>>713410637
already got digits earlier
>>713406487
you dun goofed OP
>>713410490
What does she actually look like?
>>713408755
GO FOT IETTTT FAGGOT
>>713410490
How the fuck you keep doing it?
>>713411111
W I N R A R
OP, now you have to say "you dun goofed"
>>713410637
how about you check these digits
>>713410830
have you asked her why she is on tinder yet?
>>713411002
then why are you still tinder messaging!?
>>713408755
Fuck it say you're cool with it and subtly get nudes
>>713408974
>>713410048
LMFAO
>>713411249
big lips, braces, a timmy hoe. my gosh, you got yourself something.
>>713411111
Hi mom
>>713410020
Get us a fucking nude man
>>713410490
So are you going to have her mom drop her off at your place or is your friends going to let you smash in the back of his car? You need a car man.
>>713411685
Lost all the appeal
>>713411111
quints of truth
>>713411794
And we wait
>>713411794
>>713411794
>16 year old nudes
>>713411794
If she says no just abandon this shit.
>>713411794
and now you fucked up.
You solicited nude images from a minor.You stupid fuckboi.
>>713411794
Bout Damn time she's in love with your aspergers apparently
>>713411794
you fucking animal
>>713411945
age of consent in canada is 16
>>713403950
NIGGER
>>713412033
Not nudes you fucking moron.
That's Cheese pizza.
>>713411794
rip thread
MODS MODS MODS
>>713412239
Kys faggot op won't deliver anyways
>>713412239
Shut up, faggot
>>713411794
Omg...........
>>713411794
she's easy af anon if you dont get laid its on you
>>713411794
Sup buddy
>>713411794
Party vans knocking on his door bois
/thread
>>713412033
>Rule Number 1
>You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.
i love it when a fresh ban comes in the morning
>>713410020
Bravo
>>713412710
He's not gonna deliver anyways
>>713412710
Party pooper
Cool Kids Don't Follow the Law
>>713412710
will not post to violate usa laws then
Did he seriously just asked for nudes to a minor?
>>713412939
i ain't a mod, faggot
>>713412968
Shit you at least have to show us that she sent them, but block out the actual pic
>>713413009
not a minor in my country
>>713413009
Age of consent in Canada is 16 broseph
>>713413078
This
>>713412968
do this
>>713413078
>>713413078
This OP, we're rooting for you
USA is the reason we in canada cant have nice things
Age of consent is 16 in Canada but nudes under 18 is still CP, fam.
>>713404271
>mfw
>>713413027
You are totally a rat. You like ratting people out don't you. Rat.
>>713413138
Wtf I love Canada now
>>713413009
Not a minor in some countries
>>713413100
>>713413138
Yeah, age of consent in Mozul is 13, whats your point?, he asked for nudes to a minor, end.
Age of consent is 16 in a good part of the US too...but nude photos will get you jail time
good fucking god OP.. now you ruined it
Did OP bail?
>>713413428
The age of consent in Mexico is 12
Did OP died?
>>713413817
Lies! It's 14.
>>713413903
/thread
>>713413428
>A faggot as president
>No guns
>Muslims,niggers and spics
>Litteraly Commiefornia whit mooses
The thing is u can fuck a 15y in sweden but if u get pics and that shit its cp. Fuck that shit get a fking 18+
yep OP is death.
>>713404271
Fuckin savage
>>713413903
fake, just reverse image search faggot
OP is a faggot.
>>713403950
shut up nigger
>>713414118
op here, you're smart, she has not replied, no more fun, i can start new tinder conversation?
>>713411794
>>713414230
Go for it, lets see what we can get
>>713414230
yes, hurry up OP.. im getting bored
>>713413903
>>713401369
This seems appropiate
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Op!
Keep this alive
>>713413903
Anyone who doesn't immediately recognize these tits is a fucking newfag
>>713412033
You're a piece of shit, op, no offense. I live in Canada as well and in my mind the age of consent is 18. Any younger is fucking disgusting.
>>713414761
Nudes for bump
>>713414881
He really wants that puss.
>>713411794
Its illegal if she was 17 you idiot. Would personally be wary even if she was actually 18, because girls tend to lie about their age. Delete your account, wipe your phone.
>>713414906
Lame
>>713414906
Need to see more! lul
OP just sat down with Chris Hansen give him a second guys
Censor the nudes if you need to OP but at least update us for fucks sake
OP got v&
>>713415204
You shut the fuck up
>>713415191
hahahaha lmao fucking Chris Hansen
>>713414881
man thats why i said i lost my boner when she said 18... pay attention
>>713415204
Yeah jesus OP leaving us in the dark. If she said no send us the no.
Why don't you take a seat on that stool right over there.
She has said nothing, best line wins
Refreshing and waiting to snag the nudes before this thread gets pruned don't mind me
Now you know I hear that a lot.
>>713415617
Hopefully I'll be up to more if you're up for it
a kek to keep this thread alive.
gunna smoke and let u all decide
>>713415640
You're going to scare him away with all that Chris Hansen talk lmao
>>713415617
Same. Wanna see a dead body?
>>713415617
Currently eating spaghetti out of my hoody pocket and trying to find my fleshlight. But anyways, how's your night going?
>>713404297
nice feet
>>713415617
just the usual, sitting in front of a mirror by candlelight wanking myself dry.. wanna see?
>>713415617
Idk man, I want tits from a personality.
>>713415982
Same.
>>713415793
>>713415982
kek
>>713415617
I love commitment and changing myself. Every woman's dream.
