Secret / Vent / Advice thread?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Secret / Vent / Advice thread?
>>713388651
I fucking hate niggers
Well, I probably fucked up. I sent her
>Hey. I realized that even though we have spoken a fair bit, we don't actually know much about each other.
and now I am starting to think it was a dumb thing to do. I guess I should probably just wait it out? Probably won't have a lasting affect, but still...
Any other real options? She hasn't responded yet and its been over 24hrs, but she typically responds to all of my stupid shit. Sometimes upto 24 hrs later.
I hate Trump and HRC
bump
I wanna fuck a trap so badly
>>713389708
Faggot
>>713389829
Nothing to with the dick. Just wanna pound ones ass
>>713388651
I used to have acne on my upper back/shoulders and now I have some scars.
I'm massively ashamed of it because I think it looks strange. Consequently I haven't left my room without a shirt for the last six or seven years. No sunny holidays, no going to the local beach, no going swimming and jumping off cliffs.
Worst of all, I'm terrified to go home with someone or bring someone home from a party so I've dissed more people than I can remember by the cab or at their doorstep. Shit fucking sucks, I hate my body so goddamn much. I would sell my soul to be able to fix it...
Bump
I'm dating 3 different people at the same time.
Bump.
Bump
bump
>>713390506
post pics of it
I'm falling in love with some guy I talk to on kik and I haven't even seen his face or heard his voice.
Bumparino
>>713388651
I have a kidnapped woman locked up in my crawl space. She stopped calling for help a week ago.
>>713390506
I have terrible scars, I just wear a shirt. Well unless you're a woman than that could be problematic.
>>713390506
serrapeptase enzyme gets rid of them :)
I jacked my younger bro off two weeks ago
>>713388651
I have a secret... OP is a cock sucking faggot
>>713388651
How do I fuck an ex I haven't been closely connected to since we split? She's looking hot these days and I want a piece of that pussy. Any advice is appreciated.
>>713392435
Congratulations!
>>713392545
It was fun
Turned out we were both on grindr
>>713390506
Take more showers and get a tan. Both of these options help reduce the appearance of skin damage.
>>713392666
>grindr
What is that?
>>713388852
You're wasting your time thinking about it. Just text her some random shit. Don't be a faggot.
>be me
>6 yr relationship
>fuck up/marry her
>she turns in to a total fucking bitch/gains weight (no kids)
>fuck 7 chicks over the 3 yrs we've been married (some more than once)
>feelsfukkinggoodman.exe
>divorce will be final on Dec. 19th for totally unrelated reason (irreconcilable differences)
>she still has no idea of the women I was railing on the side, including her so called "bff"
>KEKEKEKEKEK
>Not long now and I'll be bitch free (for an extremely small fee)
>happyhappyjoyjoyhappyhappyjoyjoy
>>713392539
Don't. You need to move on. You can take my advice or learn the hard way.
>>713392760
Gay hook up site
>>713392899
I don't want a relationship again kek. I want to fuck her once more then move on.
>>713392771
Maybe, but double texting is terribly stupid to do.
Honestly I know she is absurdly busy. Probably had work Sunday (When I messaged her) and has classes from basically 8 AM to 8 PM at two different colleges... Hoping shes just stupidly busy
>>713392933
I hate faggots.
>>713390589
Fucking hell I goddamn hate bloody Algerian. It's worse than Comic Sans.
>>713390624
lucky bastard. I hope one of them gets pregnant and ruins it for everyone. just saying
>>713392995
I know. You still don't touch that shit again. Seriously, you'll regret it.
I wish I was a trap or femboy, I probably could pull it off, I just have to lose a little weight.
I hook up with fat men on Grindr. Not just fat men but really fat men. 300+ pounds or more.
>>713392321
story
>>713393159
Why though?
My brother was telling me that my crush is in love with me from what he has observed. I'm very skeptical to believe that. Her and I and have gone to second base before, but that was awhile ago. If she is in love with me she has a very weird way of showing it.
>>713393355
Find out pussy.
>>713393355
Ask her on a date. It's what I did and I ended up getting the girl. It's keeping the bitch that's the struggle.
>>713392429
Never even heard of that. I'll look it up, thanks so much!
>>713388651
How do you deal with mistakes you've made? I don't mean a shitty faux pas with a girl you fancy, but an inch away from someone dying because you fucked up. How do you stop it from gnawing at you at night?
>>713393068
So glad you mentioned this. Noticed that too, and though "that's too old for elementary school". Algerian, the kindergarten font, please outgrow it.
My 13yo niece recently started being sexually active so my gf and I helped her get on birth control as it's not something she could bring up with her parents, mostly for religious reasons.
>>713393569
I'd really like to hear any advice on this.
>>713393399
>>713393492
Yeah he told me to take her somewhere nice and just bring it uo, but i think its a waste of time. Idk she always talks about shit like how she is not looking for love, a bf or a relationship, etc. She is always on and off with me, one day shell do anything to get attention from me and other days she will just ignore my texts and what not. IMO I really don't think she is. Also she is moving closer to me very soon
I underwent severe depression this school semester due to a lot of family and personal life issues. The depression got bad enough I stopped taking my iron medications (I'm anemic) and my body was shutting down. I stopped going to the gym and gained about 15 pounds. I missed a ton of class and am failing everything this semester. I go to sleep praying all of this is just a dream and I'll wake up earlier this year and have the chance to redo.
I'm scared to face my family over the holidays because I don't want them to see what I've turned into.
I need to withdraw from classes for this semester so I don't have F's.
What's frustrating is: this isn't me. Last year, all of last year, I was an A/B student, went to the gym daily, was social, all of that. But then things I thought I fixed (abusive family, abusive relationships) came back to hit me with full force. Now I have anxiety attacks at the thought of even going outside. I got hit when I wasn't looking and it knocked me so far down and I'm trying as hard as I possibly can to get back up but holy shit it's so fucking hard.
>>713393985
It's simple you remove any emotional connection you have with the person. Do this and everyone becomes expendable and you feel no true emotion.
>>713394003
How old are you?
>>713393068
What are your feelings on Papyrus?
>>713394003
You sound like you're in the friend zone. She only seems interested in you when she's got nothing else going on. If she was interested she'd want to know everything you do.
>>713394116
20. Never had a real gf so that's why I'm here. One reason why he thinks that she's in love is because she stays over my house all the time. She has other friends but 95% of the time she chooses to stay with me.
>>713394078
It's not how you fail that determines your character. It's what you do afterwards that does.
Stand up. Get back on the horse. Ride on.
>>713388651
I have a crush on my Chinese Politics professor.
>>713394358
I'm fully aware of this and I'm trying to get back on.
I guess my biggest issue is, I'm sick of having to climb back on. I keep trying to just jump back and do everything like i used to do.
>>713394276
That's what I think. But I ignore her often so maybe she's playing the same games with me too?
Her and I are always hanging out though, she really has nothing better going on most of the time if she's in town. And doesn't go out too often when she's at her place.
>>713394078
I recognize that from Danganronpa. Holy shit.
>>713394097
I don't care about them. What keeps me up at night is that I would probably have gone to prison. It's the destruction of MY life, albeit not physically, that... bothers me? I don't even know what to call it. Some sort of anxiety.
>>713394131
Meh. I really don't encounter it often enough to hate it.
>>713393053
Just relax man
Maybe she just wants to get enough time to talk about it
not some half assy message in a 5 min break
I have enormous urges to just go out at night and kill some random person with my hands
I would literally get my left leg amputated if it meant finding out a reason I have eternal shit breath
I'm well past wizard status, have lived with my parents my whole life (in the middle of bumfuck nowhere). Never had a job. Uneducated and unskilled. Few chances for employment and the only place I would be able to get a job (applied many times) is a 25 mile walk away (to even get to public transportation).
Life is okay, I guess. Kind of lonely.
I have a thin metal book case, about my height, that I put one of my hats and a flannel shirt on to keep me company sometimes while I play vidya. We only hang out on weekends though since I feel like it gets sick of me for periods longer than 2 days.
>>713394851
Hoping that. It probably is that actually, as she typically she replies to every message I send.
>>713394608
Does she try to touch constantly. Like does she touch your hands, face, clothing etc? When a girl likes you she literally makes it her mission to be as close as possible at all possible times.
I was 18 and at a house party looking around the house for a place to sleep and found a family friend (17) in bed and saw her phone next to her. Her phone didn't have a lock on it so i scroll through her pics and find some really slutty pics of her and so i started to fap through my underwear (its five in the morning everyone is asleep but me). This family friend was passed out drunk so i'm thinking maybe if i pull the covers down i can get a couple good pics of her body (easy 8/10 body). So i pull down the covers expecting to see underwear but she has her tits out (sadly her panties were still on). So at this point i'm rock hard but have a girlfriend and decide that anything would be bad... i almost immediately drop this decision and start playing with her nips doing my best not to wake her up. Her nips get hard and she has nice perky but small tits probably around a B cup and so i think fuck it, take some photos of her topless me touching her tits and also a couple vids of my licking her nips. She nearly wakes up 3 times during this process and each time i hide half under the bed but shes too drunk to fully wake up so i try again each time. I probably spent an hour doing this, grabbed her ass a couple times as well as put my dick near her face. Go to the nearest bathroom and jerk one out and it was amazing. I felt really bad the next day, deleted everything i took and she doesn't remember a thing. i feel guilty but at the same time would do it again in a heartbeat with much more pussy next time. just had to get this off my chest because this happened like 2 months ago now. i also kinda wish i kept them to blackmail her but oh well
>>713394914
You tried going to a doctor?
>>713394914
That's a medical condition. Best thing you can do is cover the scent with strong mints.
>>713395161
Bullshit
>>713395161
i have also considered setting up a fake SC to get nudes from my cousins
>>713395216
Fifteen times and counting. No, actually 20 or more times, fifteen were specialists. I literally wanted to get a degree so I could get a job and therefore more money to solve this problem, but I had to quit job because people hated me for this. And now I'm desperately trying to find out how to make money at home.
>>713395118
If our friends and I are standing or sitting around shell usually gravitate towards me and stand really close next me. Sometimes she will put her legs on my legs if we sitting on a couch. I feel like she definitely has interest in me, although it seems to be decreasing as of lately. I almost fucked her one time but she didn't want me taking any further. Really don't know I feel about her being in love with me. She has a really weird way of showing it if it is true.
>>713395301
no i'm honestly being serious, i wish i kept the photos for proof but i guess some part of me felt disgusted by what i did while the other part loved the whole thing
>>713394914
its probably this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonsillolith - go to the doctor to have them removed. Otherwise:
brush
floss
brush your tongue
mouthwash
>>713395222
The best thing I could do right now is get access to a doctor that has a gas chromatography device, something like OralChroma, to see what kind of gasses are in the breath, to try to determine the cause. It's not coming from the mouth itself that's for sure.
My ex-gf is dumping all the stuff I left at her place/all the shit i ever bought her, to my moms house, accompanied by her current boyfriend.
Seriously.
>>713395761
Do you have any of her stuff? Burn them.
>>713395468
If she doesn't "love" you she certainly feels comfortable around you. Give it a shot. The worst case scenario is that she says no. If you pussy out because of the off chance of a no you need to reevaluate your manhood.
Dating a girl for a good three months and it was getting really intense. She was attracted to me first and slowly made me fall for her. I made the first move, asked her out, and from there we made a lot of progress. We were hanging out as often as we could, on an almost daily basis, and physically our relationship really took off. She was always telling me how much she loved me, how attracted she was, and sent a lot of pictures.
I took on a really dominant role in the relationship because she was into that, and she told me how much she loved it and how she never expected it from me and how happy she was.
The last time we went out alone was 3 weeks ago. She suddenly got really stressed out about school and life I guess, but I was there for her and she told me how thankful she was to have someone who cared about her and that she loved me more than anything. Since that though things have been weird.
Like slowly and slowly she wanted to hang out less, be touched less, touch me less, and talk less. Started taking her forever to respond to messages, and when she did they were short responses.
I didn't chase after her or spam her though; I would send her a message and leave the ball in her court. Every few days things would feel like they used to, and she'd start talking to me until we fell asleep.
A week ago we went out with a group of friends. The day started off great and we were pretty close, but then about midday she told the group she was ready to leave and she wouldn't talk to me, only asking me to carry a bunch of trash.
A few days after that she seemed to be feeling better and we talked for a few hours, then she went to bed. Today though she said she was sick and there was literal silence between us as we were walking and stuff, and she scooted away when I tried to touch her. She was talking to her friends though, although she was still pretty grumpy.
In the evening she messaged me a little about how stressed she's been. What the fuck do I do?
>>713388651
I have broadcasted on chaturbate several times. I also have been banned several times.
>>713394966
are your parents annoyed with you?
I want to fuck my friend so bad, he's got nice hips.
>>713396191
find the guy she wants to fuck and who might want to fuck her. You have become the safety net, you are no longer her first choice.
>>713396191
>what do?
Move on. You've gotten involved with someone with some kind of personality disorder who's not admitting it to you and not asking for forbearance about it. Not a tenable long term relationship.
>>713396742
Are you a Faggot?
>>713396916
yes
>>713388651
I fucked my sister in law, came in her and she may be pregnant.
>brother/sister cousins
>Aryan child w wife now
>>713396101
Shes doing this to piss me off and make my mom mad at me. I cheated on her stupidly when I was drunk. She broke up with me on the spot and to be frank her new boyfriend is 100 times more impressive than me in every way.
>>713393333
check'd. and No I won't tell the story. Not going to incriminate myself
>>713390624
Internet girlfriend's don't count fag
>>713395442
Web design, coding
>>713397258
Oh... well.
But how come she has a new bf already?
>>713397495
Yeah, I know HTML and I read C# tuts. I just gotta get more motivated. The fact people hate interacting with me has left a deep, deep mark.
>>713396113
Don't wanna fuck our friendship up or make it awkward or anything then feel like an asshole. I'll try it I guess, take her somewhere really nice to eat
i like to Photoshop pictures of black people and try and make them look white because I fucking hate black people.
But am always deeply disapointed when they always look like Michael jackson
>>713398029
get help
>>713397343
do anime gf count?
>>713389708
how gay
>>713397530
It's been over a year, but she just bought herself a bigger condo so she was moving some of the stuff she left in storage. And apparently a lot of that was my shit.
>>713390506
are you m or f
>>713393238
I got caught fucking a 16 year old when i was 13 by her dad who chased me out of their house. Had to ride the bus next to her every single day and she never spoke a word to me after. Also i stole her copy of pokémon crystal off her nightstand while i was fucking her.
>>713390506
I had this, decided to cover it with a tattoo, which works for me because I'm much less self conscious of the tattoo than I was of the scars.
>>713398616
>Also i stole her copy of pokémon crystal off her nightstand while i was fucking her.
kek
>>713398660
I think that's the stupidest reason to get a tattoo no offense
I was playing a game called "english week"
Its a game about putting a couple of different sex sit down backwards each other looking forward
Yount from monday to friday, and every day the people turn their heads to a side(left or right)
if both of them turn to the same side she slaps the guy(or kick him in the balls whatever). Else, he'd kiss her.
Well. i promise i failed SEVEN FUCKING SEVEN TIMES IN A ROW
>>713398796
I wanted a tattoo anyways, not for everyone but I sure as hell feel a lot better being shirtless now than I was when my upper shoulders were covered in scars.
there's a game about putting a couple of different sex sit down backwards each other looking forward
Yount from monday to friday, and every day the people turn their heads to a side(left or right)
if both of them turn to the same side she slaps the guy(or kick him in the balls whatever). Else, he'd kiss her.
Well. i promise i failed SEVEN FUCKING SEVEN IN A ROW
>>713390506
hey! I have the exact same issue.
>>713398945
ops i wrote it two times wtf
Whilst driving my car one evening
>I accidently drove into a young girl riding her bicycle
>She lay in the grass at the side of the road as I ran over to her
>13-14 years old and cute as a button with her skirt right up around her shoulders exposing her cute panties
>I felt her up and fingered her for 3 or 4 minutes before I got a hold of myself and ran to the nearest house for help
> fingered an unconcious underage girl and licked my finger clean and nobody ever found out
>>713388852
On a scale of Mark Zuckerberg to rain man, just how autistic are you?
>>713388651
I buy my wife sweet pea perfume, clothes and lingerie that I bought my ex, so I can pretend I'm fucking my ex...
I hate my life.
>>713399056
I think she knows
Enjoy the party van
>>713399165
Not very. Just socially awkward as fuck. Probably alittle more awkward than the girl I messaged
>>713398094
I'VE TRIED TO STOP!. BUT I JUST END UP PHOTOSHOOPING PICTURES OF CAITLIN JENNER BACK INTO BRUCE.
WHY BRUCE. WHHYYYY
>>713398616
God among men this one.
>>713392666
Devil's trips say you're a faggot and your brother is too
>>713399165
that's not a very broad scale I'm afraid
>>713399244
It was about 10 years ago so no worries, I still jerk off to the memory and wish I could taste again
the chick im into got out of a 5+ year relationship like 10 months ago, thing is she keeps giving mixed signals like shell act like were a couple infront of people n then she wont, shell use couple phases and be like "are we" and shit and she lets me grab on dat ass all the time infront of people or not and doesnt bat an eye.... so like yeah?
>any advice for a /b/ro?
>>713388651
>Geometry Class
>Don't pay attention
>Class is stupid, teacher is a total bitch
>She tells me one day after class that I'm going to fail.
>Even if I ace the final, which Im not going to do
>Freak out.
>Stress out for a few days
>Desperate idea.
> Shes an obese, grey haired lesbian
>I ask to talk to her after school
>Tell her that I need to pass this class
>She says that there is nothing she can do.
>Out of the blue tell her I'm bisexual
>She looks at me.
>I tell her Id do anything to pass
>She acts like she doesnt understand. Tells me to go home
>A few days later
>She tells me after class that she has a project I can do.
>Tells me to meet her in the ROTC building after the final bell
>I am freaking out
>Not sure if I should
>Do it
>shes in there. alone
>She asks me if I am really willing to do anything
>I tell her yes
>She tells me to take my shirt off
>I do it
>She motions me over
>She sucks on my nipples
>Reaches her hand down my jeans
>pulls back
>Puts her hands above her head
>Tells me to undo her pants
>I do it
>she gets on the table
>Leans back opens her legs
>I can smell it.
>Smells like my bf armpit after he works
>Do it
>Thick grey hairs, everywhere
>On her belly even
>tastes like piss
>i can smell unwiped ass
>Eat her pussy
>She cums
>she eats mine
>I fake it
>She tells me I pass
>Rest of the time I was at that school she was really nice to me, I think she wanted to do it again.
i want to have sex with mari.
>>713390141
you fuck a dude in the ass you're still a faggot
>>713397268
but you just admitted guilt, i think your real secret is how much of a fucking faggot you are, kys desu
i had a 12 year old gf when i was 25.
>>713399729
yeah sure thing neckbeard
this happend me with an ex gf in 2014 summer.
I havernt anywhere to fuck her, so we went to a park with ducks and stuff.
Well, that was one of my first times with a girl, and my soldier was awake. So, in order to hide him i used to hide it with a jacket.
since it was FUCKING summer and ill look like a fag wearing a jacket on summer-its retard thing- so i went jacketless. So, whe was over me and kissing me so hard. so my tent was put on...
She didnt even notice and she said: lets move.
i said
can you moan for me?
and i pretended a drop in blood sugar. all that to prevent her to see my erection
>>713399947
nice blog post, faggot.
>>713399834
It's crazy how 12 yos talk about sex, like I had this girl on MSN when I was 18 and she would talk about "raping me", ask how big my dick is and would it fit in her pussy, etc.
You're a lucky fuck.
>>713392812
pic of wife?
>>713397128
Is this your brother's wife or your wife's sister we're talking about here?
yeah i remember when I posted in this fucking thread and it got deleted.
>>713400208
>It's crazy how 12 yos talk about sex, like I had this girl on MSN
no internet in the 90's (and therefore, no instant porn) so mine was very innocent.
>thanks.
>yes, im old.
>>713390506
Eat less sugar.
Really look into your diet. I guarantee it, reducing sugar (sugar is hidden in lots of food) will reduce your acne.
I have a girlfriend, but I can't resist my ex and every time she calls me I go to her house and we fuck for hours. I love my girlfriend but I just can't get enough sex from my ex. This is her in the pic
>>713394875
careful with that edge
I want to fuck her (Center Girl) for some reason.
Don't know why though. Nothing is particularly attractive about her. She's just kinda bleh
My dad started molesting me when I was 11. He fucked me when I was 12
It became like a weird relationship where I was his mistress.
It fucks with me.
My sexual activity is a cycle. For a while, im normal, no fucked up desires.
Then Ill masturbate to an incest story. Swear that its as far as I will go every time.
Soon I'm thinking about him when I finger myself.
If I get drunk, Ill text him.
If not, sooner or later I'll get on tinder and find an older guy and fuck him.
Feel like shit.
Or if hes around (like for thanksgiving) I'll swear that I don't want it, but I'll think about it, and at first it repulses me.
But it grows and gnaws at me.
If he's around, at some point, Ill fuck him. Like I did this week.
Now I'll be suicidal for a while. Hate myself and the feelings inside me.
Hate him for stealing normal from me.
When I went to college he gave me a pistol. To fend off rapists...
One, this will get the better of me and I will put it in my mouth and end all of it.
On the outside, everyone thinks Im this normal girl, happy, and shit.
I'm afraid of being a pedophile, even though i'm not, because it's dangerous to be a pedophile. i have ocd. my first fear before that was being afraid of getting hiv.
>>713400403
She looks EXACTLY like the girl i was fucking
>twins jesus
Her pussy is like magic
>>713399457
No shit. They're both autistic as fuck, just like the guy I replied to.
>>713400503
your ancestral memory is telling you she is fit for your babies. go fuck her. put a baby inside her.
>>713400403
MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>713400571
Her pussy is amazing too... And her tits... She hasn't let me in her ass yet, but I really really wanna fuck her in there
>>713400563
Hey. It's neural pathways. It's not your fault. Get away from him. Don't talk to him anymore. He doesn't deserve you as a daughter.
>>713400566
ocd gives you unwanted thoughts, i know that feel.
>>713400503
What the fuck that looks like my old high school. Long island?
>>713390506
I had cancer and to fix it doctors removed the muscle from leg and implanted one from back. Now my body is highly asymmetrical and i dislike it so much...
>>713400403
>>713400571
>>713400715
>>713400814
thanks dude/gal
>>713400797
He lives several hours away. they got divorced.
But he still comes in for holidays.
My family is fucked up
>>713392812 cheating parts kinda crazy but if you really don't love her marriage is just something that locks you together so fait enough
>>713399729
for real? did u do it again? how did it feel?
>>713400859
>>713400715
>>713400571
>>713400403
>>713399729
what did ur bf think?
>>713400859
North Carolina?
>>713400918
>for real?
Yes
>did u do it again?
No.
>how did it feel?
Gross
>>713400838
Yea.
I kinda know her from College though, still on the the Island however
>>713400942
>>713400859
>>713400403
>>713400715
>>713400571
>>713400954
I never told him.
Thats why its a secret.
>>713400972
Brazil
I think I'm a pedophile and I don't want to be.
>>713401068
Here is what you do...
Go get a ring....
Marry her
She still gonna be hot when she is 40
>>713401028
>>713400942
>>713400859
>>713400715
>>713400571
>>713388651
i really love the feeling of having no power at all, even loved it when i got orally borderline raped
>>713397946
Dude, google TRP.
She's looking to fuck, not get wined and dined by a Disney prince
>>713400563
how did he start the first time? how often did u do it and what did u do with him? ever enjoy it?
>>713400566
Why are you afraid of getting HIV from a child? Do you traffic in used goods or something?
>>713401102
Me too :/
>>713401213
its a man faggot.
>are this new?
>>713401141
Yeah, she will... But she's my ex and I have a girlfriend now, even though we still fuck. I feel a little guilty but she's just so fucking hot and good in bed
>>713401053
how long did u eat her for? did she get really wet and did u get wet?
>>713401297
>used goods
My niece (of legal age) is coming to visit for Christmas and I'm seriously considering hiding a cam in the bathroom.
>>713401361
>(of legal age)
>>713401150
>>713401028
>>713400942
>>713400859
>>713400715
>>713400571
>>713400403
>>713401141
She's the one in the left, obviously. She's fucking amazing
>>713401018
It is my high scbool oh fuck! I think she was like 2 years younger than me. Fuck that's some funny shit man. Shed probably be easy so go for it dude.
I'm horny.
>>713401361
Do it boi
>>713401479
At least he can post it here for us to enjoy
>>713392194
its probably me.
>>713400563
Right on the Mark
>>713401213
>how did he start the first time?
He woke me up and told me he needed my help. I could tell he had been drinking
We went into the bathroom, and he had me hold it while he peed. That was it for the first time.
A few weeks later he came and got me again. This time we both got undressed and he had me hold it, but after he was done he put his hand on mine and jerked off.
>how often did u do it and what did u do with him?
At first once a week, later it was several times a week.
We did everything I guess.
>ever enjoy it?
Thats hard to explain. I liked it in the moment, but after, I didn't. I felt gross.
>>713401666
>>713401666
>>713401666
>>713401495
I take it you are like 21?
But, maybe I will. Don't know why I want to though. Something about her I guess?
Know anything of her at all?
>>713401354
I guess about 10 minutes, and she didn't really get wet. Neither did I.
>>713401102
it's not your fault. you could still be a good person.
>>713401621
>>713401492
>>713401150
>>713401028
>>713400942
>>713400859
>>713400403
>>713401171
What makes you think that?
>>713401726
>Not recognizing Incest-Chan
Been here all week have you, oldtimer?
>>713401151
maybe it's because you were conditioned that way. whatever you were conditioned to be does not define who you want to be.
>>713401666
you need to learn how to write like a woman. your syntax is very manly you stupid faggot nigger.
>>713389708
lol homo
>>713401753
Nah nothing but I graduated with her sister, The monkey on the right
>>713401297
i lived with a person with hiv. not out of choice.
>>713401767
>>713401621
>>713401492
>>713401150
>>713401028
>>713400942
>>713400859
>>713400403
>>713388844
check em
>>713401822
incest-chan?
lol. its the same dude in different threads.
>>713401957
>I wasn't here for the timestamps
Maybe a week and a few days then?
>>713401931
>>713401767
>>713401621
>>713401492
>>713401150
>>713401028
>>713400942
>>713400859
>>713400403
I'd try to explain but you wouldn't understand
>>713402026
stop it faggot.
stop trying to push your molestation story bullshit.
it aint happening.
I walked in on my college roommate assaulting a girl and I didn't do anything
>>713390141
You can't get any gayer than fucking a dude in the ass.
>>713402150
>>713402150
>>713402150
>>713399729
how did u know she cummed? how long did she eat u for? what made u think of doing this and what do you look like?
>>713402147
>>713401882
Oh, thats who that girl is.
Kinda funny how the second girl that I am into from college is from a mixed family as well.
Well, I guess I'll try with her. She's kinda cute in a way.
>>713401799
That's exactly what she said "not looking for bf" yet she sticks around.
Read TRP on reddit, like I said. You'll understand
>>713402259
>fat fuck with molestation fetish.
>>713401837
how would i have been conditioned to it though?
i killed a black
>>713402150
why?
>>713402243
Felt her legs shake and he body tense. She ate me for about 5 minutes. I kept smelling her and wanted it to be over. I did it because I thought failing a grade was the end of the world.
I'm chubby. Cute face, but Im big.
>>713392435
you better be a girl otherwise it's molesting your younger brother you homo.
>>713402309
Thanks anon. Just confused rn but I'll check that shit out
>>713402361
So were you here for the timestamped pics or werent you?
>>713402281
Do it pussy is pussy
>>713402474
I was drunk and I didn't want to be a buzzkill
>>713402443
well if you are a woman that's just a given. i'm saying this as one .
I had a gf of 1 yr and cheated on her. I was super fucking drunk and studying abroad and kissed someone else/got my dick licked (didn't cum) and told my gf immediately the next day and apolgized. I ditched the friend group that the chick i cheated on her and I were mutually a part of, I used my own money to fly back to the States to try and salvage it, and nothing worked. I drank heavily the entire time I was there (did this four days into it) and tried for six months to fix things w her, to no avail. This really fucked me up bc I was so ashamed of myself I could do this to somebody I loved, intense self loathing. After we broke up I just constantly fucked multiple people, had an issue of finding multiple women to sort of fill that gap. Tried to date a girl (who was psychotic) and towards the end of that I hooked up w an ex-ish person, and even though it was in the final days of the relationship, I still felt shitty it was before we officially called things off. Hooked up with a lot of people again, and then I'm dating my currently girlfriend. We dated for two months and then school ended and then I moved to a city far away for a bit to work until the end of this year, where I'm going back to school, but abroad. I have commitment issues or something, and because we're doign so well, I was kind of freaking out, on top of working 7 days a week for a month working overtime every day, but during this time a few friends (female) came to visit me in my apartment. One of them has been on about trying to fuck me and my girlfrfriend, we've been friends for 3 years and there's been mututally acknowledged ridiculous tension. anyways, the first night we got drunk and slept in the same bed. nothing happened, but at 5 am she asked if she could spoon me because she was cold and i said sure and then she asked if she could sleep on my chest and i said sure and that's it but i felt super fucking guilty about it. the next four nights she stayed she stayed on the -c-
>>713392760
it's how AIDS gets transmitted
>>713402602
I'll try. Somehow I'm still a virgin. Yet have had quite a few girls express interest in me.
I only see this girl twice a week in class, so yea. I think she's a shy one as well
>>713402517
how come u were so good at licking her if u thought it was gross? was there anything about her that turned you on? do you regret it now?
>>713402692
oh, i'm not although i have crossdressed my fair share, actually started because a guy wanted me to do it
>>713393062
me too
>>713402638
Viewing the assault was not a buzzkill in and of itsself? What exactly did you witness?
>>713402466
Why?
>>713402837
this is true.
>>713403002
I saw my new roommate and a girl in bed, I laughed at first because I thought they were just fucking but then I realized what was going on. Politely excused myself and went to another room to keep partying.
>>713402920
I had messed with girls before and I wanted it to be over.
The ONLY thing that turned me on, and it was only later that it did was the wrongness of it. And yes I regret it now.
>>713403159
why didn't you call the cops. did you see him see you?
>>713402794
couch and i figured it was just a little drunk bad decision and ultimately didn't effect anything so i stayed shut. the other friend was one who i've known for like eight years, but we fucked earlier this year (in the period before i started dating my current gf) but we're also like best friends, so we were up until like 4am watching youtube videos and smoking and shit so i didnt want to like set up the whole couch for her, so we went to bed on opposite sides of the bed. but then we woke up, and we were just kinda close and i gave her a quick back rub because she said the springs in my mattress hurt her back (i do have killer springs in my bed) and i did and then scratched her head but it feltl ike there was a lot of tension when i got to her neck area and she sorta started sighing a lot and deeply and then i stopped and that made me feel weird but i feel like i havent said anything because it's like...we were going through a shitty patch, nothing quite happened, and i figured if i feel bad then i know i won't do it again in the future. but i started having nightmares about cheatig with my current girlfriend and i feel like because im moving abroad its on my mind more and i'm just worried something similar will happen. my current gf lieks to hear about my days in detail and i get hit on a lot so i usually leave out those details and then i remembered one but kinda prefaced it with like i know you might overreact to this so i dont know if i should ocntinue (which was so fucking stupid of me) but then my gf flipped out and was like what else havent you told me and i was just like nothing there's nothing i havent told you its just like an insignificant detail and if its inconsquential or only bad will come of it is it worth it to say it at all? cldeearly i feel bad about it or something otherwise i wouldnt be posting here but my sister is suicidal i've always had trouble with my parents not giving me enough attention which is why i think i started -c-
>>713403265
so like how bad it was because she was your teacher is the wrongness that turned u on? did u mostly lick her clit or what did u focus on? what was she saying while u did it?
When I was a young boy, I masturbated thinking to my sister.
but is normal... no?
>>713403520
sleepign around so much was to make up for the lack of it in other spaces which i have no excuse for it continuing into this late in my life as if its an excuse at all because ultimately i'm in charge of my actions but i dont get why i feel like so susceptible to women and like i dont know maybe im just a shitty person but i dont think i am im validating and understanding and i like dont get mad at shit i dont yell and i try to be as compassionate as i can in every part of my life always and i dont know i dont know even know whos going to read this or something i dont know
>>713403429
Oh yeah, we looked at each other and no, I didn't
>>713394914
You probably have tonsil stones, look them up.
>>713402914
Anything?
>>713403546
Yes the fact that it was my teacher and how fucked up the whole thing was. I just stayed at the top near the clit, dealing with the hair was better than getting any closer to her ass. And she kept saying "Thats it" over and over
>>713389708
There are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits. Wanting to fuck a trap at the very least makes you bi.
>>713404220
ya i bet. so do u think she purposely didnt shower for u or something? what did she do when she licked u? what did she say ?
Incoming vent.
I'm an atheist going through the motions of communion and prayer so that I don't get disowned by my family.
I hinted that I didn't believe in God, and the first step taken by my parents was to send me to a mosque for rehabilitation. I faked acceptance and realized the fight wasn't worth it or I would be disowned at 14.
Tension hit an all-time high when I took an active approach and spoke to my high school counselor about it. We had a conference with my parents, the counselor and I were shut down, and I went through the same thing again. It was worse this time because the few visits I had with the clergyman became a recurring one, and I wasted at least two hours every Sat and Sun over there.
When it came to applying for colleges, my parents punished me for arguing to go out of state. I was grounded to the house to make sure I stayed on the religious path. I was offered a full-ride scholarship to an ivy league, a top state university, and a mediocre one near my home. I couldn't afford housing because i had no money of my own, and I was forced to go to the one near me. I'm still stuck at home living with them as a sophomore.
Since I aim to go to medical school, I'm a full-time student and undergraduate researcher with no time for a job. The only money I get is a stipend from the school for about $5000 a year.
I'm sick of living this lie and I hate being trapped. I vehemently despise religion and my own weakness at not being able to get rid of the part of me that still loves my parents. My relationships are done in secret and mainly consist of casual sex hookups from dating sites or hookers. I always regret putting girls through the hassle of dating a guy like me, and the result is that things break off, and I try and fill a lonely void by fucking with strangers older than me.
>>713404357
I don't know I just think that she was fat and didnt take good care of herself. It was at the end of a day. She licked all over my legs and feet. Licked my clit and ass some.
She told me I was beautiful and that I was her favorite little girl.
>>713400566
Ohhh FUCK
I haven't had the intrusive thoughts for about ten years but this brings back memories. I know those feels
>>713404765
oh ya, so did u tell anyone about it? ever think or doing it again or did she bring it up again? what made u think of doing this in the first place?
>>713403682
i mean, he would have known it was you. if he as affluent i would have been affected as well.
I'm working to become a successful film producer over the next 10 years, with evocative and intense projects under my belt, all so I can meet my favorite actress and hopefully bone her.
>>713399729
how old were u when u did this? ever think of getting back at her by telling someone so she gets in shit?
I was once raped and didn't know it and know it wasn't date rape.
I masturbate thinking about my dad fucking me like we did when I was a teenager.
I'm fucking my boyfriend's flatmate.
>>713388651
>>713406466
how'd that start?
>>713406411
m or f? how was it?
>>713392812
careful she might have done the same thing.
I feel so alienated at work. It's killing me inside. But I have to stay there for now anyway.
I am a paranoid person but I think the office *may* have had some sort of thanksgiving celebration, not sure if it was impropatu or planned, and everyone got invited but me. I work in a small office with like 10 people. Maybe I'm paranoid, but there were some things that made me think Tuesday everyone went out without me. I'd like to be included :(
>>713394078
I'm going though a lot of that bullshit right now. I am probably mid-fall, but it sounds like you had it a lot worse. I hope I find some way to fix this shit and I hope you get better too man.
I am meeting a guy on Saturday, he's going to castrate me.
Never told anybody before. I have a gf and I totally want to bang her mother. She divorced like 3 years ago and she's still pretty young. Basically she has a very "youthish" behaviour.
She might not be that attractive and she's very very chubby but damn, I want to fuck that woman.
Like I really want to.
Here's a pic of her.
>>713406852
F. The sex itself was amazing.
>>713407707
tahts awesome man, I'm in the same boat, u ever smelled her dirty underwear? I think i might go for that and see how horny it makes me
>>713407855
how did it start the first time? what did u do together and what made the sex amazing?
Hi secret friends
I just got a new job offer and I'm planning on leaving my current job in the middle of one project, at the home stretch of another, and just as a third is starting up.
They don't know. I'm going to give my 2-week's notice soon, and I don't feel bad.
>>713407867
That's actually a nice idea... If I'll ever get the chance.
I'm even pretty sure, that it won't work out with my gf, but I like her as a person and being in a relationship with her keeps me close to her mother...
In my fantasy I fuck both of them / make my gf watch while I fuck her mother, but I know that'll never happen.
Do you have a pic of your milf?
>>713400563
kill him first, then kill yourself, dont let that evil go away free. But forgive yourself honestly. It's not your fault. That is a hard thing for you to think probably but it's not your fault.
>>713395077
Anon, just let things happen. If she doesn't reply, who gives a fuck. Fuck her sister instead and then kill her.
>>713408059
SHIIIIT ITS FINGERGIRL
missed you bb, pls post more fingers
I am a guy with a tattoo in my inner lip that says "cum"
>>713408334
>Anon, just let things happen. If she doesn't reply, who gives a fuck
True.
>Fuck her sister instead
Eh, it's either a 19year old land whale (5'7 300+ lbs) or a Thick 18yr old cheerleader. If I fuck a sister
>then kill her.
No thanks
>>713408227
no i wish.,. in mine, mom shows gf how to give better head and fuck better then mom gets selfish and makes us both lick her and I fuck her until she cums...the only thing that keeps me from smelling them is if I dont like the smell then that might wreck the fantasy..
>>713403665
Not strange at all me and my brother had amazing times
>>713388852
how do you expect her to reply to that? it sounds too confrontational. why not just ask her out on a date instead and tell her that you're interested in her and would like to get to know her more? next time you see her, ask her if she got your text and ask what she thought of it.
>>713408414
If it gets you to stop calling me bb... You get the whole hand
>>713408724
That's actually a nice fantasy, too.
Got a pic of your gf? Here's one of mine. (She's the left one)
I got made to give blowjobs to my brother, i was 10 and he was 12. I loved it. And love to get off on the memory
>>713408742
I kinda thought that as well. But she always responds to me, so fuck it. I decided to try.
But the date thing is harder said than done with her.
>>713408885
I cant help it, you're my bb
I cant even remember what I was trying to get you to post yesterday. was it tits? what was your deal, the fingers kind of overshadowed it all
>>713409355
It was my tummy
Remember I'm the neglected possibly prego wife?
>>713409635
ah yeah, I remember your story. so reluctant to show hips or tummy.
pls show preggo belly bb? for me?
Ive cheated on my gf of 4 years with 5 different girls.
i'm currently semi dating another girl at the same time. I dont want to give her or my gf up. I'm going on a trip with the affair this weekend. I'm really excited about it. But if my gf finds out, i'm fuckin done
pic not related but a great game
>>713388651
I never took Snowden's leaks well. I've been a paranoid wreck for several years. I don't think I'm particularly important, but I also think Feds have no capacity to tell the difference between right and wrong online for anything tech savvy. At best I have tension headaches. At worst I have panic attacks. My life has been on hold for several years and I'm finding far less joy in life than I used to have.
Fuck, I can't even look at degenerate fetish hentai without thinking to myself how impossible that scenario is because the NSA's ubiquitous mass surveillance.
I'm wreck /b/. Help.
I'm pretty much a basic high schooler, and I talk to girls, but I'm such a pussy that I get really nervous when I'm around a girl that I like.
I cropped the rest of the picture, I was in it. I'm really good friends with her twin brother so its kinda weird. Picture is a year or two old.
>>713410186
With you there bud :/
>>713409793
Nooope! Although you seem sweet, I cannot trust you with my tum
>>713409326
>But the date thing is harder said than done with her.
you do like her though, right? i always see you posting about her, you may as well just go for it. all it is is a few spoken words anyway.
>>713410447
bb I just want to appreciate it the way its meant to be appreciated, I'm here for you and your bastard child, I will raise it as my own
show tum
>>713410248
got more? i'd fuck her
>>713388651
i keep having dreams about the same girl.
never met her, but she takes care of me
> i love her, literally can feel her heart beat in the dreams.
>last dream my buddy gavin walks up
> says you got played jack thats a twink, its a trap.
>go to have sex with her l8tr
>she has a dick
>woke up 5 seconds later
I'm almost 7 months into not drinking or drugging and I end 2/3rds of my days with wanting to kill myself
>>713410666
If you've seen the other bits of information about her, you'll see that I have tried, but she is at stupid levels of busyness for a 20 year old.
She seems to want to, but is working 2 jobs, taking 7 classes and is an EMT with her local VFD... So yea...
>>713410863
thanks? appreciate the reply so here's another
