Come up with a super power.
SOMEONE else comes up with a cost for using
said super power, NOT YOU!
Don't make a power that trumps any cost.
Try not to make the power useless with your cost.
If you post a cost please post a power to keep things going.
I'll start..
I can chew and digest anything without hurting myself even things like lava.
>>713361334
But it'll hurt twice as much when you shit it out
I can instantly teleport to any location at any time I choose
>>713361334
eating something normally inedible causes bad indigestion
I can read minds
>>713361334
The cost shall be that you have to go to the shutter every hour everyday or the effect wears off
I choose the power to be able to lift any object that is not tied down for exactly 1 hour in length
>>713361562
When you do, they can also read yours
>>713361562
You can only see the thoughts that you know would exist in their minds
>>713361334
The ability to create Watermelon flavored jelly beans out of thin air
>>713361334
I can turn into a qt loli at will
>>713361614
post a power you fucking uncreative nigger
>>713361375
>>713361560
It takes the time of an average man to walk from that point to the new point before you can materialize there
>>713361334
Everything would taste 2x as bad and your gag reflex would be weaker
>>713361560
But you can only teleport without clothes
>>713361708
But you could only turn back DURING rape
>>713361708
Whenever you do, you are attacked by 3 pedos in masks
>>713361334
Super strenght
>>713361334
I love these gifs, they make fapping to music way more fun.
Anyone know the sauce ?
>>713361560
It only last exactly 49 seconds before returning you to the orgin
I can make hard light constructs like greenlatern
>>713361893
The instant they are touched by real solid matter, they are dissolved
>>713361881
Minus8 is the sauce of this. hes great.
>>713361893
but all objects you make MUST be inserted into your anus after creation
>>713361375
nice feet
IQ 400
The ability to morph with technology, like upgrade from ben 10
I can legally murder hillary, her vice pres, trump, his vice pres, and force america to restart this retarded election.
>>713362127
You can only morph with things that will explode and if you do it kills you.
>>713361560
But you can't move for 15 minutes after each teleportation. Teleportation made while paralyse double the time you stay paralysed, resetting to zero after each teleport.
I can move through any obstacle
>>713362036
Theese are wierd, what do you mean must, its an action, and you have free will
>>713362124
You can only ever express to anyone things that someone of IQ 70 would say
>>713361334
>NOT YOU!
Oh, you.
>>713361560
Your clothes don't teleport with you
I can pick up any object with my mind
>>713362127
You only morph if the object is turned off, and it is only powered by your life force, which is drained each time you use it.
>>713362287
that would be annoying
>>713361334
Getting a life, having someone who loves me and a decent sum of money.
>>713362368
you can only pick up things that can be picked up by the wind or you will develop a very serious brain tumor that will kill you in 2 hours.
Slow/Freeze Time
>>713362368
You can only pick up the value of half your IQ in grams
>>713362452
But you have erectile dysfunction
my gum never runs out of flavor
>>713362464
You cant interact with anytyhing while time is frozen or slowed.
>>713361375
Is this the new banana or something?
>>713362537
If you chew anything else but gum you die.
>>713361715
I already did and was waiting for people to reply to it you fucking piece of shit black cock sucker
I can change probability
>>713362435
Indeed, it would
>>713362537
It slowly gets smaller every second you keep it in your mouth
>>713361762
Kek. This guy.
>>713362537
It's shit flavored
Always hygienically(?) clean
>>713362608
It only ever changes out of your favour, plus you never win gambles unless the chances are 1 in 356
The power to roll for dubs on demand. Like now.
The ability to enter and exit any form of media and fuck around in those worlds.
>>713362464
The amount of strength required for you to move is proportional to the amount you slowed/stopped time being 100% impossible to move in stopped time since the force required to displace the air would be infinite.
>>713362689
Well, shit, now I see the 'instant' part, what about if he perceives it as instant? But actually takes that time?
The power to physically expand at a rapid rate while transforming into a train.
>>713362705
But twice every day you have violent diarrhea smelling like the plague
The ability to control all of time.
>>713362745
You only ever get dubs on threads on page 10 with 2 replies
Omniscience
>>713362761
But no one in those worlds except your parents and they were constantly having sex
>>713362987
Whenever you alter time, you lose the amount of time you changed it by in the form of your lifespan
Revive Dead
>>713362464
Limited to only things you would eat
>>713363022
>The irony of your dubs.
>>713361334
I can rape any woman in the world and they will then only breed with me from that point on, becoming my slaves.
>>713363171
kek would be handy, no more moldy avocados
>>713362257
You feel like you've run a mile for every foot of solid matter you move through.
I have really fast healing factor like wolverine or deadpool.
>>713363206
But they would also never shower from that point on
>>713363218
It closes all orifices through your body, as if they were wounds.
>>713363206
They develop a brain disorder that causes them to go rabid.
>>713363043
You can never express any thought to anyone else and everyone forgets you exist
>>713363160
The dead lose any voluntary control and are just mindless zombies and they're bodies still decay as if they were dead
>>713363272
Can they also not shave, senpai ?
>>713363275
thats fucked up
>>713363206
Every time you have intercourse, you contract a new deadly disease that can only spread to yourself and your family
>>713363218
>fast healing factor
... but all medicinal and party drugs do nothing because your metabolism chews through them instantly. Lifetime sobriety. No hope when the healing doesn't work, as for ordinary aging.
>>713363303
So the ability to create zombies, would be the most fun shit to have ever
Ability to morph into humans
>>713361762
>Rob a bank
>If the police catch you, just teleport and materialize a few weeks later in a completely different country
>repeat until rich
Still seems like a pretty boss superpower to me.
The power to save and release an attack, such as a punch or a kick, into the ground or walls that releases at will
>>713363582
> Ability to morph into humans
but you can only morph into humans with less IQ than yourself
The power to create fire with thought
>>713363582
Only niggers
I am the luckiest person ever
>>713363714
>The power to save and release an attack, such as a punch or a kick, into the ground or walls that releases at will
the genie doesn't know what the fuck you try to say and gives you a box of cookies and 10$
i want the power to inflict pain onto internet users
>>713363811
You are made of ice
Power to become a mighty dragon
>>713362172
But you can't say L, instead you say R. After using your power wen asked why you did it you respond "To force America to restart this retarded erection"
>>713363811
You burn your brain every time you use your power.
>>713363714
hands or legs break every time you use your power
>>713363959
the genie doesn't know what the internet is and gives you a cookie and a penny
>>713363959
Cost: their porn folders are saved to your mom's desktop
ability to hypnotize people by looking at them
>>713364007
You are only visible to furries
I want the ability to cook a hotdog just by holding it
>>713363959
Every time you do, your penis size is reduced by 10%
If I eat somebody I get all of their strength added to mine, and it stacks
>>713364267
Causes incurable heartburn that increases with each person eaten
>>713364133
underrated
>>713364251
Hotdogs always get overcooked
Total mastery of psychological manipulation
>>713364267
Your motor control and cognition decrease at the same percentage their strength adds to yours.
>>713364251
You can only hold it in your anus.
>>713364357
Thanks anon
I wanna breathe water
>>713364241
>I want the ability to cook a hotdog just by holding it
but it also plays "we are number one" from lazy town
i wish i could make america great again
>>713363887
You only get the bad form of luck. Your death comes swiftly from the least likely source.
>>713364251
You can never masturbate ever again.
I want to be a rocket shark.
>>713361334
My superpower is that now my paranoid schizophrenia is gone. I don't fucking care what cost any of you people come up with.
>>713364463
>I wanna breathe water
for every 10 liters of water breathed, you will get 1 gramm added to your body weight
I want the power to scream memes in public places without police being contacted
>>713364491
I don't see how that's a problem, anon.
Your cost: Mexico refuses to pay
I wish I could turn any piece of paper into money
>>713364710
Angry feminists are summoned instead
I want an infinite box of doughnuts
>>713364463
Can only breath water
Cannot breath air
Can manipulate other people's bones at will
>>713364618
Forgot to add a power.
I want the power to give other people mild powers.
>>713364691
Your anus is constantly gaping at the same width and girth of a soda can.
>>713364711
>I wish I could turn any piece of paper into money
but the more money you spent, the more you turn into Jeb Bush
I want to turn into Jeb Bush
>>713362962
You can only expand into narrow gauge rolling stock designed for 5-foot gauge funicular railways, and this expansion cannot take place over anything but unimproved swamp.
>>713364922
>I want to turn into Jeb Bush
But every piece of money you touch turns into a blank piece of paper
I want a piece of paper
>>713364816
perfect, now i can take cock like a champ.
thanks man,
you are the real super hero here
:)
>>713364796
>I want an infinite box of doughnuts
The doughnuts have a 2% chance to be filled with cum
i want the power to raise dead insects and command them
>>713364691
Every psychotic episode and hallucination you ever had become real
I want to be able to produce electricity proportional to the amount of food I eat
>>713363452
So... Healing factor could theoretically keep you young and alive forever.
If it replaces cells at the rate of decay or faster, you don't age.
>>713364808
Each time you do a few of your bones break
>>713365004
Jeb bush never touches you
I want to be touch
>>713365052
HAHAHA don't you understand?
to me it is real.
it's all real because I can see and hear it and feel it.
anything is better than when my head makes it real
I can manipulate all matter at the click of my fingers, this means I can change things into other things
E.g. Dirt into gold
>>713365163
>I want to be touch
touch doesn't want to be you
i want to Bush Jeb
>>713363452
I read a... don't worry about what it was, but anyway, the character with a healing factor could get drunk, as long as they were drinking other, more toxic shit at the same time. They said it was like bogging down their healing factor.
>>713364380
Your personal judgement deteriorates proportionate to your manipulation.
>>713365243
Jeb has AIDS
I want AIDS
>> I can blue text
>>713365237
>I can manipulate all matter at the click of my fingers, this means I can change things into other things
God gets pissed and nerfs you until you aren't even a viable char anymore
i want to be able to create salad in peoples mouthes
>>713365354
Fuck
>>713364688
You rocket abilities are powered by oxidizing your own flesh.
>>713365356
The salad grows in the mouth fertilised by manure
>>713365243
>I want to Bush Jeb
Bush doesn't Jeb.
I Bush.
>>713365353
>I want AIDS
AIDS is a terrible desease and will kill you slowly
its nice when you dont have to make shit up
i want to be able to change the temperature in a room by up to 5°C
>>713365354
All text you see is blue.
I can turn on electrical devices by shooting finger guns at them.
>>713365237
Each time you manipulate matter it has a 3 minute time period before it turns back. The power to run at the speed of light.
>>713364710
>I want the power to scream memes in public places without police being contacted
You can only scream the two memes you create, which are "FEED ME MOAR DICKS!" and "TAKE ALL MY MONEY!"
>>713364796
The box is impenetrable and destroys all the donuts if you try to open it.
>>713365484
>I can turn on electrical devices by shooting finger guns at them.
while the device is turned on it plays earrape music as loud as a plane
you can still have alot of fun with this
i want the power to stop the flow of time for someone that isnt me
>>713365508
You become intangible as you run and start freefalling through the universe.
>>713365049
They cannot venture beyond your crotch
>>713365484
If you turn your finger guns away from the device after turning it on, it shocks you
The ability to make temporary mini universes.
>>713365621
You can only freeze time for them while their sharpie is in your pooper.
>>713365353
You get AIDS, but it's not contagious and you also get full body MRSA.
>>713365621
You don't know who the person is, whose time you can stop
Power to animate any toy
>>713365771
>The ability to make temporary mini universes.
the mini universes always contain at least 1 nigger
i want to be able to smell memes
>>713365771
They can be no larger than one angstrom and cannot affect other universes.
>>713365919
The toys are destroyed when you touch them.
>>713366012
The toys can't destroy their God
Excellent
>>713365982
The memes are always tumblr tier
I want the power to speak to bears like people in a civilized manner
>>713366153
There's still other ways to kill you without touching you, like a knife for example or an anvil
I want the power to breathe in space
>>713366173
The bears are feminists.
>>713366314
It smells of ass.
>>713366173
They bears are always enraged and will try to kill you.
>>713366337
> speak in a civilized manner
> they're feminists
Choose one
The power to electrocute gays.
>>713366376
I'll breathe through my mouth, problem solved
>>713366173
its the faggot kind
>>713366382
Civilized bears please
>>713366492
The gays are made of rubber.
The power to explode on demand and then recover.
>>713362885
Then he basically has the power to time travel, but only into the future.
>>713366605
You still feel the sensation of burning up and dying and you lose your clothing
>>713366605
When you recover your body is mutated a little, i.e. your dick might be where your finger once was.
>>713361560
Your autistic as fuck in a wheel chair. Enjoy teleporting.
I can will anything with my mind
>>713366707
Isn't that what we're doing right now every second that passes? We move forward in time and never go back
Deepest lore
The ability to sauce all images, gifs and webms on the Internet
What power I'd want is like a stand from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure the one I'm thinking of is Purple Haze
>>713366806
They always rebel against your will no matter how hard you convince them after 10 seconds
>>713362537
Only salty scallop flavour
The power to unite all nations under the third Reich.
>>713366946
You can never have an Internet connection ever again
I want the power to kill anyone without any negative lawful consequences
>>713367080
Everyone becomes united by being jewish
>>713367006
Dude so lame. Litterally took my idea and put a time limit on it zzzzz. Come up with something better scrub.
>>713367192
You can only kill people once a month and you will also feel the same pain they feel when they are being killed.
>>713367192
Each person you see looks exactly like you to you.
>>713367192
A piece of you rots off every time you use your power.
I become silver surfer
>>713361686
Every time you do, you're attacked by 2 nig nogs
>>713367505
You also become gay.
>>713367505
>Cannot go faster than 2 mph
Immortality, I cannot die.
>>713367280
Fine memelord, whenever you will it, The object is only able to be controlled if it is within 2-5 meters away
>>713367505
You easily get metal poisoning
>>713367693
You have a supermanesque weakness to pennies
I can stop time
I want Mr.Magoo luck, so when things begin to go wrong i have the odd ability to bumble my way to success
I'm biologically immortal
>>713367693
Everything will cease to exist and you will float around a void forever.
>>713367693
You must witness the end of all existance after the universe has expanded large enough that you cannot do anything but watch as the void consumes you for all eternity
I want the ability to see x rays of everyone I meet
>>713367820
But you get indigestion that increases in gravity based on how long you stopped time
>>713367820
There's a giant boot that gets closer and closer to crushing you each time you do.
>>713367820
only when you touch your thumb to your urethra
>>713367820
You can't make it go forward again, only backwards
>>713367914
You contract cancer.
>>713367693
You are stuck on your own planet without animals, only vegetables that taste like Absolutle shit.
>>713367879
>>713367914
but you need to add something not explain what will happen anyway
Im immune to all post in this thread or your mom dies threads.
>>713368134
Fine, you have no limbs, happy now?
>>713368212
Your mom dies anyway
>>713361334
I have the power of these dubs
>>713368212
You still make 5 replies to it anyway
>>713368269
Your dick gets chopped off
I have the power to suck dick, but still be straight.
>>713368269
Your dubs are never at the end of your post
>>713368057
That's a small price to pay to see those tiddies and spooky skeletons
>>713368390
This anon got it
>>713368340
You're a literal douche
>>713368380
It's your dad's dick
>>713368380
Every dick you suck has AIDS
>>713361334
the ability to freeze time and move freely when time is frozen
>>713368269
You only suck nigger dicks
>>713368380
It's your own dick only
>>713368269
The dubs are never check'd
>>713368519
The only other guy that can stop time kills you
I have the power of these trips
>>713368519
Your aging while using your power is increased as a downside to it. One hour is now the equivalent of one day. Use it too much and people will notice your aging
>>713367831
but you are as bling as him and also have fecal incontinence
>>713368519
You can't unfreeze it
>>713368694
It's always a failed get and ends with 694
But fags still mention trips
But then I check my digits again
>>713368638
now thats the que for an interesting story
My power is to be Forever Alone
>>713369009
you go insane from the loneliness
>>713369009
You don't even need a consequence. It's bad enough
>>713368968
i want the power to bring back moot
>>713369267
you bring back moot at the cost of your own life
>>713369009
you can create imaginary people to your specifications that will exist and you can interact with, but only you, they will be unseen by all outsiders.
>>713369009
You are literally forever alone. No form of communication works. People forget you exist and hate you the moment they see you. You must flee from everything and survive on your own in the wilderness.
I wish to have a comortable pair of pants that are both business and casual.
>>713369396
they are jean shorts
>>713369396
they are in ridiculous clown colors and are made of scrotum skin
>>713369396
The colour fades within a week of using it and tears easily
>>713369396
The pants give you a boner whenever you wear them and make you cum unlimited amounts of time whenever you hear a girl(s) talk
The ability to project an astral body, that can affect anything in the physical world.
>>713369679
After you return back to your body you become a child rapist
>>713369679
its only affects things badly
>>713369679
You slowly start to disappear and the Astral projection becomes more of the real you with its own personality everytime you project it
I have the ability to kill Leftist
The ability to go into the spirit world and makes friends, deals,offers etc with the spirits there. If done I get their power in the physical world
>>713370185
Once you return back you go into a coma for 50 years
>>713365054
Wolverine, yo.
>>713370147
The communist agenda slowly pushes forward
>>713370185
Sounds like a game, you can only interact with negative spirits and can only speak they're language after leaving that world
Change the color of things by looking at them.
>>713365004
Every piece of paper you touch turns into 25 dildos that multiply 25 times whenever they come into contact with another dildo
>>713370605
Your colorblind
>>713369377
Because they can only interact with you, they always turn out to be needy and don't need sleep.
>>713370605
>>713370669
10/10 would fuck around with that dumbass superpower.
I have the power to make OP a faggot
>>713367988
Hahaha. All rapey / cum on peoples face'y timestop shenanigans get fucked.
>>713370935
Weakness, you are always OP
>>713370935
You can't make a power out of whats already true
no trump, no power. rules invalid
My power is to make whoever reads this post in a serial rapist unless they reply with their email, address, full name, phone number, and picture of their cock or tits if they are a girl.
The ability to give people carbuncles just by looking at one of their pores.
>>713371237
This only applies to you
>>713371291
They become horny for you the instant you give them carbuncles
>>713371283
Weakness, if you read this you don't have to
>>713366173
>I want the power to speak to bears like people in a civilized manner
i know just the game for you
My power is to make everyone around me into data chips
I want the power to burn water
>>713371593
you are unable to read the chips
I have the power to cum
>>713371593
>My power is to make everyone around me into data chips
they will muffle hate speech in binary all the time
11101011100010101010110101010011011010101011111110100101010111101101001010101010101001
01010101010101011010010101010101
010101010101010101111110011000100010101010101011101010101001010
i want the power to grow marijuana in seconds
>>713371669
You are unable to get a gf
>>713371779
But it only grows on your dick and has roots deep inside your dick
>>713371364
A carbunkle for a fuck? That doesn't seem bad at all.
>>713371779
But the marijuana dies and decays in miliseconds
>>713371867
Oh and they instantly become pregnant after the sex. Good luck with the child support
>>713371781
Isn't that the exact reason why you're here?
>>713371681
>I have the power to cum
you cum buckets
buckets filled with more buckets
>>713372182
But the same would apply to you
I have the power to call /pol/ to /b/ for no reason
>>713372357
Nah I'm here because I have no friends, I'm antisocial, nocturnal, well the list can go on and on but to be honest I'm gay m9.
>>713372550
>I have no friends, I'm antisocial, nocturnal
We are almost the same expect
>I'm gay
>>713372636
I really would just rather you call me faggot already.
>>713372781
That would be too easy, m8
>>713361334
>>713362286
Okay fine it materialises through your anus then
>>713372420
But when you do you get called a newfag
I have the power to travel through time at the speed of regular time
>>713372420
>I have the power to call /pol/ to /b/ for no reason
you also call another random board from this site every time
>>713372881
You dont know which direction of time your going in
>>713372881
You always end up in your mother's vag after you travel
>>713361334
I can stop time, yet still move around ans interact with the world myself
>>713373133
Each time you do you slowly decay starting from your legs
>>713373133
Each time you do your dick grows by 10 inches
>>713365630
are you retarded? He'd fall to the center of the planet, until its destroyed then the center of the sun.
The power to kill all sjw's.
>>713373133
You're hunted down by two japs, an old american fucker, his muslim henchman, a frenchy, and a dog
I can blow up anything I touch at will
>>713373878
You blow up alongside it.
>>713373878You have to be very close to the thing you touch
>>713374027
Hurr durr you fucking autistic fuck.
What do you think touching means?
>>713373800
You forgot the part about an insatiable thirst for 7-Up
>>713366511
It tastes like shit.
If I die, I'll respawn in my bedroom the very next morning 100% healthy, and age never affects me.
>>713376157
You only get three lives
>>713376157
you are forced back into the situation in which you died
I can pause and unpause time at will without anyone realizing that time had stopped.
>>713373284
damn this actually sucks
>>713376950
You'll age one year for each time you do it
I can break anything with my teeth
I have the ability to talk anyone into doing anything.
>>713377251
It will feel like razor blades are grinding in your throat when you speak
>>713376950
Neither do you
>>713377251
Half of the time, it is for rough anal sex. Using your anus.
I can craft anything out of anything
>>713363206
They turn into men the second your dick leaves them.
I can never get sick again, or physically get hurt.
>>713379528
You're suicidal
I can stretch my body freely
>>713379706
Every time you stretch part of your body, your dick gets shorter and you cannot stretch it. When your dick is so small it's no longer visible, you become a woman.
I have all the same powers as Goku.
>>713380395
You're black
I can turn invisible whenever I want and fly
>>713380489
it literally costs you a sock when you activate your powers, if you aren't wearing socks it'll take a ball.
I can vomit up money
