>mom found the poop spoon
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>mom found the poop spoon
>>713361252
You're mentally ill. Please, seek help.
>>713361252
Pics of the poop spoon
>>713361347
nice feet
>>713361315
-w-
story?
>>713361448
nice feet
Kill yourself Isaac
>>713361687
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Any requests?
>>713363323
Herms
The fuck is a poop spoon you retarded faggot
>>713363381
I don't have many herms, mainly gfur
Two on one
>>713363901
What an edgy fursona
>>713363979
The one on the left looks alright to me, the blue lightning shit is stupid
>>713361252
Nice Zabivaka
Someone's browsing Pixiv
>>713364128
I need more sexy Zab in my life
>>713361347
>>713364266
Aw yiss more commies
I'm out of Zab
>>713361347
>>713365590
Tfw you'll never have a cute fox boyfriend to fuck and cuddle
>>713366033
>tfw no reason to live
>>713366185
Holding out a little longer for nervegear vr first
>>713366404
Will it allow me to have a cute fox bf that virtually ravages my tailhole?
guys do you know any good recipe for chocolate cake? got tons of dark chocolate and idk what to do with it.
also 2 liters of rum
>>713366758
Cum in the cake
>>713366614
That's the hope.
>>713366758
Screw the cake. Split the rum with me and I'll lick melted chocolate off your body
>>713367001
ok, and i will giv you some hot milk
*lennysface*
k guys, anyone got dancers?
>>713361252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
>be me
>see BD is having black friday sale
>been getting tips like mad at the job
>order rex
>ten minutes afterword remember I've got to hid this thing and a couple bottles of lube
>look around at almost barren room
>fam doesn't know how degenerate I am
This is going to be fun.
>>713368722
Do you have any other toys? Should buy a small if its your first, BD toys are big for beginners
>>713361347
I don't get it.
>>713368722
Pretty choked I missed it. Oh well semesters over so I'll be able to make some money over the holidays
>>713361751
>>713361252
not op but still isaac. came for a retards story. but guess i'll go
>>713369802
oops wrong one
\/ talkin bout this one
>>713361687
>>713369371
No, I've used random items around the house for the longest time. I'm also a firm believer of growing into things. I was driving for two years when I bought an extended cab silverado, my first motorcycle was a 750, and I'm semi confident I can grow into a medium size. I'll have to, thing was a ton of money.
>>713369524
They're still selling them if they're in stock. There's also a sale going on just for today if you get it in onyx black it's 25 percent off.
>>713370208
I bought a medium David for my first toy, took me a long time to get used to. Still I want to get a smaller BD toy that would be easier to use. Also my David cost $170 if I remember correctly
>>713370208
Broke atm. Kinda need food more than rubber dragon dicks. They usually have sales over Christmas and new years so I have some spare cash I might splurge, but not really sure what to get any more
>>713370709
I got a medium David a while back too and even after using the dragon tongue to warm up I can't manage to get that knot in
>>713370709
Well, I really should've asked first before I bought. I've always heard your eyes are bigger than your ass so I tried to heed that. I almost pulled the trigger on the large but I was afraid it would end up being a novelty for the exact reason you specify. Jesus, a medium david cost you almost 200? What did it end up looking like? How good is their quality? I've heard people gush over it but I couldn't justify that kind of purchase regardless. I bought my bare bones rex and a couple accessories and it came out to $115~ shipped.
>>713370839
I wouldn't imagine a silicone dong covered in fecal matter would be a good substitute for food in any case, so you're right there. Not sure what to get anymore? Do you have a collection?
>>713361252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
>>713371296
My david was the custom black base with dark red shaft, cum tube and like 3 bottles of lube. It looks and feels amazing until I get to the knot, then I'm basically trying to shove a soda can up my ass. I just checked the dex sizes though and they seem a bit smaller than david, looks more manageable
>>713371296
>>713371996
*rex sizes
>>713363460
Sticking a spoon up your ass n when you pull it out it had poop on it. I'm just taking a guess.
>>713371296
Well that's a hell of a description. I do my best to clean my self out before I play.
In my collection I have a small Cole and flint and medium tongue and David. Kinda debating between Austin or one of the horse ones. If they bring back the legacy toys I'd jump at the chance to get a medium Luka.
>>713371996
You went all out with that thing man. Have you ever managed to fit the knot all the way?
this thread makes me cum
>>713372362
I hope you weren't eating when you read that. How well did you like your David? Shit man, I'd say you have over half a grand tied up in that now wouldn't you? Chance looks like a good toy, but the flared chance looks like it would be a test of patience just to enjoy it on the most basic of levels, but I could be wrong.
>>713372465
Well my fursona is a black wolf so now I can pretend I'm being fucked by my fursona. I've taken the knot a few times but it mostly just hurts, riding the shaft part is heavenly
>>713372999
>tfw don't even have a fursona
Am I even a real furry at this point?
Also, checked
>>713372999
Care to describe your sona? The knot is beginning to sound like a challenge to me. You're making me want this thing to teleport to my house now. I'm excited af to get this thing, I don't want to figure out how I'm going to hide it though. My luck it will be discovered when they we move my dresser to my brother's place and that is just not the conversation I want to have haha.
>Nice trips,fag.
>>713373250
Don't fret. I've been a furfag for 11 years and I still don't have one.
>>713373733
hide it into yo ass
deal with it
>>713373733
Thank you for reassuring me, friendo. Also, checked
>>713373250
Unless you're roleplaying or commissioning art you don't really need a fursona, I haven't done either in over a year. I basically don't care about the community at all at this point, just fap to the art
>>713373733
Just a black wolf with red ears and a red-tipped tail. Pretty basic
>>713372763
I guess with shipping probably. I usually buy my toys during sales and from stock so I think the most expensive toy I've ever bought was the David which was like 80. I prefer knotted and textured toys. As hot as the chance looks it seems a bit too plain for me
>>713373733
I found a pic
>>713373960
>most original line ever.
>>713373977
Kek is with us furfriend
>>713373993
Fair enough. I've only met a handful of people who have fursonas. For whatever reason hearing how or why they made them interests me.
>>713374037
Damn, that's some hard cash right there for plastic animal bits. But as of last night I have no room to speak.
>>713374644
He's a cute nonetheless. Also,if this keeps up and this will become a get thread. So many repeating digits.
>>713375237
An earlier gfur thread had a shocking get of six 6es
/b/ was pretty torn up about it
>>713372362
Got any tips/suggestions for cleaning? really want to get into anal play but too scared of all the nastyness
>>713375042
I created it to roleplay Skyrim and stuff with other people, one is like 200 pages. Mostly just gay wolf sex
>>713375388
If you're talking about the one a few days ago that was also me, I'm a madman
>>713375388
I'm into furry shit and it sickens me as well.
>chek'd
>>713375687
Yes, I was. It was that very picture
>>713375830
It's the most I've ever accomplished with my life
>>713375684
if you're getting into anal play, you'll need to just accept that there will be some amount of nastiness invovled. it can be a turn off but it doesn't have to ruin the fun. that being said, improving your diet by eating more fiber and fruits will help things considerably and if you're blocking out a special time to do a long session, put some thought into what goes in your food hole for the preceeding 24 hours. sticking to soups and low residue foods will help minimize and surprizes.
>>713375687
Nothing wrong with two wolf-like dudes going at it. Have you wrote out a character sheet for it?
>>713375684
Douse in gasoline when finished, throw lit match onto it. You'll never worry about having to clean it again and it gets rid of the ass smell that has permeated the air quite well.
>>713376135
but the smell of sweat and sex is great. why get rid of it?
>>713376135
Nah it was all pretty unorganized. You'd be surprised how little gets done in hundreds of pages of RP.
Also my fursona on the right
>>713376097
Anything other than improved diet? I mean in the end it's still gonna be there, do people use a douche or something or just go for a shit and not have to worry about it for the most part from then on?
>>713375042
I was playing around with the options on some of the toys and prices were usually in to 120-160 range for all the bells and whistles so 80 seems like quite a bargain in that sense. Although seeing some other people's collection where the have like 50 toys really seems difficult to justify
>>713375684
Depends on your body you kinda have to figure out what works for you. If I'm planning a serious session I'll watch my diet for a couple days prior to avoid greasy foods and red meat. And then enema a couple times just before. If it's just a quick session in the shower I have a douche that works well enough. I also take a fiber supplement regularly since I can't get enough from my normal diet. Helps if you eat leafy greens the day before. I can't really so the fiber helps.
>>713376407
>Sweat
If kept under control
>Sex
(assuming anal) You mean ass?
>>713376562
You're right, I haven't tried it in ages. Whose the one all up in your sona's grill?
>>713376713
You can use a douche or an enema to get extremely clean. Depending on your diet and metabolism it can be gtg for a couple hours to almost a 12 hour period.
>>713377093
I agree, they can really get expensive if you begin to want the cum tube and exotic colors. Who the hell has the money, time, need for any more than six or seven?
>>713376713
diet helps the most, because what goes in determines what comes out. that being said, yes doing douches helps the immediate experience (10-20 minutes), enemas for longer periods (up to an hour). personally, i have a message shower head that i use on my backdoor before using the tube for an enema. as always, lube lube lube before inserting anything, even fingers.
>>713377189
>>713377189
I'm done with roleplaying, I'd rather just look at gfur than attempt to write an essay every night. And some guy I used to have a dumb internet relationship with
>>713378031
amen to that. fiction is easy when you're doing retail/clerking, but after a day of code, fuck writing more to get someone else off.
>>713377941
Disgusting m8
>>713378031
I don't blame you, I was never into trying to write out what I was wanting to do. Gotta love ltr's.
>>713377771
Shame about those digits bro
Gotta go, good talk furfags. Hope to catch a few of you on again.
>>713378031
Do those relationships ever end up anywhere. I've had a couple rp buddies that tried to start that shit in the past, but it just seems so pointless
>>713379221
New loaf
