6 months since i last had sex.
starting to feel sexually frustrated and porn and fapping doesn't do it for me anymore.
how long has it been for u anons?
>>713357591
21 years so far
>>713357591
Six years going on seven, only had one gf.
>>713357591
About a year now
I fucked my GF.....2 days ago?
you guys should try low self-esteem, chubby and slightly ugly. excellent combination if you can't into women.
>>713357591
The trick is to never have sex. That way you won't miss what you haven't had.
>>713357958
I'm almost there /b/ro
3 months
>>713357591
>2 years now
>>713358030
I currently have this option. I just can't bring myself to do it.
>>713357591
7 months here, it's starting to grow on me
june
>>713357958
Same. There needs to be a way for people like us to just come together and get it over with. No emotion. No passion. Just sex. Just so you can go to your normie friends and be like, "Ah yes! The sex. I have also put penis into a vagina."
>>713357591
going on 11 years, i think sex is disgusting, we should all kos
>>713358144
Dude can you fuck off.
Im virgin kek
>>713358144
>>713357958
showoff
>>713357591
25 years and 1 month and 4 days
fucked my gf yesterday, so 1 day
>>713357591
27 years. Suck it up, nigger.
6 days after I hit 20, I fucked my best friend's girlfriend. Worth it.
2 days ago with my ex, was pretty good
31 years
>>713358579
Shit
99 years here
>>713358638
It's also the years i've been alive
30 years bro. im 30 btw.
>>713358741
Yeah I presumed, well man damn
fucked a prostitute a few months ago pic related
>>713358699
>99 years
CHECKED!!!!!
>>713358751
On the bright side you're a wizard now.
27 years motherfucker!
You can't be addicted to something if you don't try it.
I don't understand how people find people to fuck and actually go through with it. I'm starting to feel like sex is incredibly rare and everyone is full of shit.
10 hours or so
21 years, im gona fucking kill myself
bout 8yrs
>>713358884
>>those bruised knees from kneeling all the time.
19y
>>713358925
This
>>713358884
Looks good. Paid much?
I havent been laid in 6 years.
>>713357591
3 hours
>>713357591
2 days ago
6 hours
>>713357591
Last time for me was like a week and some days since my gf and I broke up.. honestly going from a 21 year old virgin to having sex like 3-4 times a day for about a year was great but I learned sex is pretty over rated for me. it is great, but at the end of the day I'd rather have a real life partner. At our age group, there's a huge majority of women who just want casual sex so just put yourself out there and I'm sure eventually something will happen. Joining the military soon so basically if i can't get through these next few months without sex, there's no way in hell I'll make it in the military doing the job I want to do. I got a fleshlight like a week before we broke up and honestly, if jerking it with a hand is a 2 and sex is a 10, this thing is a solid 7, doesn't replace the partnership of an actual person but depending on your life situation, it is better to be by yourself sometimes.
>16
Not an underage fag,its just been a fucking long time
Does sex with others beside female count?
>>713359081
300/hr
>>713358265
Its called whoring
>>713358030
I tried one night but my dick just got soft in the act because the chick was repulsive
>>713357591
Once (last year) in twelve years
>>713357591
Year and a half. Buy a Fleshlight.
>>713357591
29 years ago, and still no problems...
>>713359095
I have no words
>>713357591
Over 24 hours I'm about to explode with frustration
>>713359249
not bad for a 12 year old
tbh i was born with only one testicle so i get nervous and shy and embarrassed ive never been able to do the deed and ive had women literally beg and try to grab my dick, its easy to get pussy, i just cant seem to get over the fact that i have one ball and they would prollie think its weird, so hence- 30 yr old virgin.
easy to get laid but hard to get over my one testicle. it keeps me back
i asked a urologist about a synthetic testicle implant but my insurance wont cover it, and if they did cover it its done at the doctors office, not a legit srugery where im put under anesthesia. just some local anesthetic.
>>713358144
I swear to god this image
>>713357591
August. I just miss her.
>>713358942
Casual sex is not a rarity at all, but if you have no game you're fucked. Game starts with physical appearance, so keep in mind what league you're playing in and go from there. And if it's just sex you're after keep in mind, go for quantity over quality. Somewhere in the mix of all the 4's and 5's you'll probably get lucky and bag an 8/10. If you can't get laid in this world, you don't really want it badly enough.
>>713357591
About 2 days.
Fucked a girl who isn't my gf.
Could go upstairs and fuck my fat assed gf right now. But she's asleep and I'm not in the mood right now.
>>713359203
She bothers going to people for 5-15 bucks?
>>713357591
last night, but my wife has turned into a 4/10
>>713359095
This is from that shitty ylyl thread
>>713357591
My entire life.
>>713358741
If you never had sex, the answer is N/A you idiot. No sex, no last time you had it. GTFO
>>713358925
you're welcome to fund my testicle implant to help me lose the virginness =[
17 years in ma case
slightly underage kiss-less virgin here
ask me anything
>>713359355
I guess I don't want it then. Thanks for the clarity, anon.
A week today.
gf under the weather.
>>713359654
Aww muffin
>>713357591
Just a few days but I have some lovely ladies that trade sexual favours for money.
Sex that I haven't paid for... Going on 2 years now :O
I'm 26 btw.
>>713358884
Yea how much?
Only two years. Before that, about 6 or 7. But I wish I was still a virgin. I've only ever had pity sex from fat, ugly chicks.
>>713359307
Quit being a bitch they would think its cool probably
>>713359417
>4/10 now
Personal anon question, how does it feel?
>>713359307
if it's done at the doc's office with only local anaesthetic it means that it can be done that way, stop being a pussy and go for the insurance covered option...since we talk about insurance i assume you live in the US, so it's not like you're going in some brazilian "doctor" studio in some sketchy 'hood of rio de janeiro
>>713357591
2 years or so age 26 and yea i agree porn hasn't been doing it for a while and the thirst level here is unreal
>>713359307
Got my left buddy twisted when i was 15 and had to remove it (im the 31y)
Also one of the worse pain i've ever felt
>>713359203
only a little over priced I suppose
>>713357591
1 day
4 years probably... I don't even remember.
I don't really understand why some men say they can't live without sex. It's not like you need it to survive or anything.
Besides, its not like your right hand can get hormonal, hypergamous or pregnant.
>>713359486
Guess you're right
>>713359969
nonsense, i cant even feel comfortable talking dirty cuz then im reminded i only have one ball, or if an argument were to ensure it would be thrown at my face. you two ballers got it easy, real easy.
i need to get over this somehow, or get the surgery, yesterday i was asked out by this really hot lithuanian girl that i helped activate her fone at work and she keep asking me to take her out to coffee but i just cant, how awkward would it be for her when she pulls my pants down for a suck n she sees only one ball, fuckin humiliating.
and i know she'd want to say something but wont, she'll probably even get unhorny looking at it.
>>713357591
i dont remember which day but within a week
some chemical teacher from uk or something, a 30 year old girl being a tourist in iceland
she was pretty cool
>>713357591
Fucked my (young redhead) wife three days ago, I've been too busy after that to fuck her some more but I need my fix almost daily... So yeah I'm kind of an addict but can you really blame me?
People sometimes seem to think that she is my teenage daugterer or something like that. Hilarious shit usually follows when that happens.
>>713357591
9hours but another one won't be soon
>>713360236
Sounds like you need therapy more than an implant.
>>713360142
It was actually $50 less than I usually pay for half as much time because she didn't upsell, BBBJ and CIM were included
>>713360178
Girls are just too hot for me, I look at them and it looks like their ass and tits are just popping out of their clothes. I need to rek that shit
>>713360358
one testicle has destroyed my life =[
i get asked out all the time, i never go. just too embarrassing.
Have the opposite problem, gf want sex often. I never feel like it, having a hard time getting it up. What to do?
ugh what has it been like 1.5 years at this point? whatever, that's what i get for always being the reacher and never the settler /HIMYM quote
>>713358265
That's what the sex trade is there for, friend.
>>713360114
that sucks bro, are you getting laid tho? what do they say, what do you tell them if it comes up?
>>713360236
Women do not see your body the way you see theirs, its not like a tit is missing for them. your one ball is actually quite novel and interesting to most.
>>713360488
You're one weird troll or a very weird man.
>>713360491
Buy her a vibrator
>>713357591
About 7 years. I just hate picking up women. I can socialize alright but can't bring myself to become involved with anyone.
>>713360491
Ask her to get hotter
>>713360034
How does what feel? The fact That the woman I love has let herself go from a 7.5/10 to a 4.... not great
>>713357591
>6 months since i last had sex.
>starting to feel sexually frustrated
talk to me when it's been 6 years, fucking pleb.
>>713360491
stop wanking like a 12 y.o. or start looking for mens to see if you're a faggot
married 15 years, been a month
>>713360988
tried my man, didn't jerk off for like 1 month... Think Im doomed
>>713361103
Not everyone has the same sex drive. It's only an issue if one of the partners gets frustrated. If you're not frustrated and she's not, no issue.
>>713357591
>how long has it been for u anons?
About 18 hours.
>>713360491
It's normal for gay people to not get hard when opposite sex is involved.
>>713358884
VERY NAICE HOW MUCH
getting a suck job right now
>>713359382
Any tips on not getting found out?
>>713361161
One can wish!
>>713361205
you're so funny....
>>713360666
im not a troll, why am i a weird man? its a legitimate fear.
i no longer even bother too much taking care of myself, no chick wants a one balled wonder.
>>713361361
Just don't get found out.
Take actions to make sure she doesn't have a way to be contacted by the girl.
Never give out your real last name. Use a Google Voice texting number to text the other girls. Create a POF and Tinder account, but never be logged in on your phone so that your gf can hear you getting messages.
Is you DO end up giving your last name. Go on Facebook and block the girl you're cheating with. Also, log in on your gf's Facebook and block the girl from her account also.
That's it. Happy Fucking.
I've gotten away with it about 18 times with my current girl.
>>713361479
most probably wouldn't even notice, and if they do they'll think it's a cute novelty
Getting sex is easy, relationships are hard.
After several relationships, random dating, and a 7 year marriage. I suggest every couple months fork over a few hundred to fuck a decent escort. It makes better sense financially and emotionally for most men if you don't intend on doing the whole family thing.
Also, last night with my ex.
About 3 days
>>713357591
33 years
8 years since I last kissed a girl
about 2 since I last hugged someone
>>713358144
nice feet
>>713357591
2 days. Thai hooker.
>>713360825
How about you find new love from somewhere else that does not look like a Shrek? No offence but I'm sorry for your loss.
>>713361103
and before that month? how much? if you are addicted to porn and masturbation you can experience porn related ED and low sex drive for a while if you quit...it can takes months to recover...look for some information about porn addiction
>>713359486
When you're born your penis touches your mother's vagina. So technically everybody has had sex once.
Unless you were born from a C-section.
>>713362056
None taken. Thanks bro
>>713361479
I have 3 testicles
>>713357591
https://youtu.be/pA8DdkM2Wqo
>>713358030
This is basically every girl I've ever been with.
Cba to hit on girls, so I take the easy pickings.
Got laid saturday, so 2 days.
>>713361579
i think theyll laugh at me and itll destroy me.
so many women get offended when i ignore there advances, 4 years ago in college i had a really awesome chick come up to me and ask me what i was doing and that we should hang out some time, tall, slender, beautiful, head of the business or w/e frat, i dont know what its called, i avoid people.
and i said simply replied that i had to go and kept on moving really fast before this got anywhere and she found out i have one ball. and its so memorable because as i was speed walking away i hear her stomping on the ground coming after me, and she yells out infront of everyone.. " AM I FUCKING UGLY OR SOMETHING!? " really annoyed and pissed off and loud, people were looking, and i just turned around, smiled and kept walking away.
>>713361479
Fuck are you talking about?
I don't think any girl I've been with would have noticed if I had a completely empty ballsack.
>>713362102
will look into it, seriously thanks
>>713358003
three years for me. i am just working and trying to stack cash.
>>713359240
I would get soft halfway through sex and never cum
>>713362525
thinking back on it, this was actually almost 8-9 years ago, where has the time gone...
i live shuttered away from the world at this point. i lose sense of time, sometimes weeks will go by before i hear another human beings voice.
>>713357591
A day.
>>713361361
Have a life so that you can lie about going to do other things (friends, work, whatever) so you can cheat easily.
If she goes through your phone or merely peers at your phone sometimes, change contact names to male names, turn on Do Not Disturb for certain contacts, etc. Delete messages if she actually goes through it (though that's wild and I would recommend not staying with her long-term).
Be a sociopath so you never feel remorse. I'm not sure if I'm actually a sociopath, but I've never had remorse for anything I've ever done, least of all cheating (or stealing, which is even more common for me).
Oh, and you should be enforcing your loyalty from the very beginning. Just in ways that will resonate with her, not like, "hey, I'm not gonna cheat haha." But giving her words of affirmation and adulation, shit like that.
I'm 20 and I've been in four relationships, which have lasted 9 months, 8 months, 15 months and current for 6 months. I've cheated heavily in all of them and never been suspected by any of them. Have been truly in love with one of them (15 monther), and she cheated on me without hiding it from me extremely well. Current, I love, but eh, it's just not the same.
>>713357591
Bout 24 hours or so.
Getting a gf/fuckbuddy ain't hard man. It's just you fucks think you deserve 8,9,10/10s when you're just 3s and 4s.
Set you standards.
>pic kinda related
>>713357591
5 years, I haven't had sex since I was 15. I'm now 20.
>>713359355
I think this is so true... I had a GF and had sex with her about 3-4 times a day. I broke up with her about a year and a half ago and havn't had sex since. I'm gonna do what this anon has written and see how it goes. Already ordered a propper watch and gonna get some nice clothes instead of wearing my regular hoodie and jogging pants. Gonna be fun but it probably means that I also have to meet new people... uuuuugh
>>713362674
she might let out a cute little giggle before she realizes how sensitive you are about it, but I can't imagine any woman being disgusted/turned off by it
most probably wouldn't even notice. Women don't like balls anyway, they just tolerate them
>>713360491
Seriously, potentially you could start lifting and getting those hormones going theb take few beers and feel better as a male (psychological thing). Then you start to feel little rapey so naturally start with your gf.
T. Anon who goes to gym and pub
>>713359355
a dude with one ball cant have "game". its inherent.
do anything else as you'd like, nice career, nice physique, the one ball thing throws it all off. you're not helpful, that only works for normal men.
>>713361479
Fucking lol nobody would notice... Go fuck people
>>713361479
girl here. honestly probably wouldn't have noticed, especially in the moment. on top of that, i wouldnt care. stop being a faggot
>>713361479
You just need some therapy, or get drunk and have sex
>>713361479
>>713360488
One-baller here. I used to be afraid of it when I was 16 and now I don't give à flying fuck. Girls won't care, and most won't ever notice. I had to tell my 1 year long gf for her to notice... and I shave.
Had sex with more than 20 people in 8 years and trust me, nobody cares about your balls. Now stop making excuses and go fuck someo
>>713361550
yeah until your girl notices all these random chicks on her block list??
>>713363247
Consider shaving the shaft
last time I had sex was also 6 months ago until this weekend
I felt like you, was fapping at least twice a day but I couldn't deal with it, I just wanted to get some pussy
karma is such a bitch, I finally got what I wanted with a cutie friend( also got out of the friendzone, still have no clue how I managed this) everything was great until suddenly: floppy dick, couldn't even finish fucking her
How frustrating is it? when she left this morning a fapped and came a bucket goddamit
>>713362788
tf is that I wouldn't even touch that underaged emo bullshit with a stick
>>713357591
>only 6 months
>>713358699
Holy shit
Going on 3 years in a few months. I don't really like sex outside of a relationship and I haven't really felt either motivated or financially secure enough to enter one.
29 years
Three months. Long-distance relationship. Love her, but even when we're together sex isn't great. Been very horny as of late and had three dreams this week about having sex with someone.
You are all a bunch of dirty sad clueless weebs, so pathetic I feel bad for the girls on backpage or cityvibe that you will fuck you for donations.
>>713357591
About the same. Though about 1,5 ago i was on a dry spill of like a year and was fucking angry all the time. now i've picked up drumming again a year ago and joined a band and shit and find myself not really missing sex. I mean i sometimes miss having someone to hug but sex i just don't really miss. Shit'll come whenever it comes. I'm not the kinda guy to prowl the clubs or some shit so i just keep on doing whatever makes me happy and see what i find along the way.
>>713363217
>girl here
prove it!
>>713361479
I suffered from testicular cancer at 14. It fucked me up a little at first. But I realized later at 18 when I lost my virginity one beautiful truth: women honestly don't give a shit. I'm not a good looking guy. And I actually sleep with really attractive women. You want to land one yourself? The secret is learn how to talk to women. Don't be a beta faggot. Step up. Throw all apprehension out the window. Be completely prepared to make an ass out of yourself, and you'll be unstoppable. Also, learn how to eat pussy. Nothing in this world will make a woman forget that you're a one-ball ugly fuck faster than tongue-flicking her bean really good like.
>>713362788
Well i'm fucking ugly and fat but still got myself a hot and thin girl. In my experience your own looks do not matter so much if you can talk with girls and know what the hell you are doing.
Knowing how to fuck and having a big dick sure helps.
>>713363334
Here's food for thought. Stop fapping maybe? Haven't you learned anything from your time on /b/?
>>713363457
Cool, more for me
2-3 months. Pretty meh girlfriend that was fat, stupid and didn't like anything I liked. Theres only been one girl I've ever truly loved. Starting to wonder if I'll only ever be satisfied with her. But even she got on my nerves
>>713364011
pic with timestamp like >>713363247
guy or gtfo
Bout 5 days, I've been busy with work
>>713363247
helpful
>>713363217
helpful
>>713364011
funny and helpful
thanks for not being an ass about this /b/
>>713359307
>>713360236
>>713360488
>>713361479
>>713361579
>>713362525
>>713363143
>>713363217
>>713363247
>>713364011
This is now a uni-ball thread
Post your mono-testicles
>>713364835
lol'd hard
hey its a lot more anxiety to deal with, imagine the guys on here that cant get a girl but they can change to get them, they can work out, they can up their "game", be more hygenic, etc.. one ball is something you just gotta live with and cant really change without surgery, you just gotta accept it.
have any of you ever considered the surgery?
theres surprisingly little support groups online about it, just medical information and guys wondering if they can still have kids and if the one testicle can keep up.
28 years.Gave up hope years ago
>>713365241
26
feels weird doesnt it
January, 2008
>>713364064
mmmh no, I actually started fapping intensively because I was frustrated, but I always did once a day, and believe it or not but it helped me to last longer
I tried once to not fap for a whole week and she immediately noticed it cause I finished fast and came a lot
>>713365312
I know that feeling . bro
4 weeks
>>713357591
30 years
>>713364224
Very true. Those are often girls with hot bodies that people aren't fucking with because of... their hair color? Their personality quirks? Lmao. Have fucked around with multiple. I'm also naturally attracted to the look though, so eh.
>>713365540
check out eckhart tolle
>>713358884
Dude the next time you have to pay don't fuck a skeleton at least.
>>713365116
Well, >>713363247 here.
I was raised in a very catholic family and my parents never talked about sex but I remember at the age of 13 -14 they asked me if I wanted an implant (a rubber ball to shape a second testicle). I refused because at time I couldn't let it show my parents it was a concern for me to only have one ball. Then untill 16 I was very worried about my masculinity because I had not a lot of body hair. I thought that the lack of one testicle would cut in half testosterone production and I would end up being a manlet faggot. I had to ask my doctor one day about it and he taught me about hormonal retrocontrol and shit and that my single testicle was producing twice much. After that I stopped caring, lost my virginity to a cute girl and after the age of 18 I had sex almost every day untill today (24 y/o).
>>713365697
how much mana do you have?
>>713359203
>A literal skeleton
>300/hr
Sorry but that's so overpriced. I can fuck a 9/10 for that price.
>>713357591
5 weeks, maybe? Going to visit the gf in the Netherlands this weekend so I'll get the next month's worth then.
>>713365777 (checked)
i like em spooky
but, yeah, I like a variety too
>>713365890
post a 9/10 for reference
>>713357591
>6 months since i last had sex.
>starting to feel sexually frustrated and porn and fapping doesn't do it for me anymore.
Poor OP
>>713358699
>99
>>713365850
inspiring bro, does it ever come up tho? does she ever bring it up or make you feel bad about it? like saying you're half a man or just all out ridiculing you? =/
>>713365869
I haven't noticed any powers so far. But don't worry, I am not going to have sex in my entire life, I already assumed it. So if I ever notice any magical power, I will let /b/ know :)
>>713366150
For example.
I can find better ones, but this is already 10 times better for my taste.
And you can literally piss on her if you want for that price.
>>713366657
Forgot pic.
>>713365411
Yeah and now you fap twice a day and don't cum during sex. See the correlation here?
>>713357591
>>713357591
>Dear OP
For me it was like 4 years until very recently, now its all good
>life sometimes gets better
>>713365729
Same here mate and most are into kinkkinky bondage shit and anal and that works out great for me.
ITT Soon-to-be rapist
>>713357591
month or so
>>713366299
Nope, it never comes up. Except when I do, for the lulz. Nobody will consider you a halfman because of that.
You know, everybody has complexes about their own bodies, girls usually even more than men. They won't shame you for a minor physical imperfection because they also have physical imperfections. Even 10/10 qt3.14.
Would you shame a girl you like because she does not look like your favorite pornstar?
Only once my sister mocked me about my uni-ball when we were teens, and I didn't give a fuck. I sometime laugh about it with my brothers but it's quite rare.
TL;DR
Act like you don't give a fuck and people won't give a fuck.
>>713358030
ive been trying that been 2 months since last sex but i cant seem to pick up women anymore
>>713366899
Checked
About a year and a half
>>713357591
Going on 3 years
>>713357591
3 day, im glad im no faggot
Fucked my girlfriend in a hot tub about 10 hours ago. Then she sucked my cock about 9 hours ago
>>713367910
yes low iq does have its advantages in our modern world
>>713366706
they're both hot imo
>>713357958
me too and im not a virgin
>>713368106
u mad, my friend?
>>713367510
One time I had sex with a girl and she noticed by herself. She had her hand on my ball and she asked me if I only had one. Told her I was born like that. She was curious about it and kept touching for some time. Then we had sex and at the end she told me she was sorry, I asked why would she be sorry since it was awsome. She was on her period and spilled some blood on my legs and my bed. She was ashamed and kept asking me "you won't tell anyone, won't you?"
I did not tell, she did not tell about my ball either. I don't think she consider it worth telling to someone because it has absolutely no interest anyway.
>>713358265
> I have also put penis into a vagina
Are you sure you're not 12?
>>713368463
so you got laid in high school/college then never did again?
that was the route I was going, which is why I resorted to prostitutes
>>713357591
It's been about 3 weeks for me. Not terrible not after my longest dry spell of 1.5 years. After that I don't even think of 3 weeks or a month as a big deal.
>>713357591
Im in my 5th year of college, only had sex once since highschool. That was a little over a year ago. OP you are weak
3, 4 years? something like that
i havent so much as talked to a girl since high school. it was so easy then. now how the fuck are you meant to meet girls that want to fuck?
>>713357591
19 years. I need to kms sooner or later
>>713369108
>now how the fuck are you meant to meet girls that want to fuck?
at work? thru friends? tinder?
idk fuck normies
2 weeks with some girl i didn't knew. Was my first time too btw
>>713369248
greentext?
About 13 hours
>>713369228
>work
haha good one
>friends
one of them has a gf i guess
tinder you need a facebook
>>713357591
I'm married for 7 years
Been getting into the chastity cage fetish recently
She's on her period and just made me cum in one with a vibrator.
Now I'm watching two of the kids while she's shopping for food.
8 years.
about 18 hours
