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Do you live in America or Cuckistan?
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>>713352292
i live in america but i hear people in cuckistan generally have better lives. i hope this isnt true : (
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>>713352292
I live in actual America. you know... the east coast.

we shoulda made you german immigrant fucks into slaves.
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I live in cuckistan. 80% of the state voted red. 2 cities voted blue. State went blue.


Fucking Illinois.
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>>713353598
Nope. More SJWs and libtards live around Cuckistan.
Be proud of living in the superior part of USA, anon.
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>>713352292
You realize by doing the same shit the left did you're setting yourselves up to lose in the same way they did, right?
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>>713352292
>tfw I live in Colorado
>tfw cucks apparently live everywhere around me
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>>713352292
I live in amercasuckistan
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>>713353841
It hurts the soul doesn't it? It's all the Californians that have moved from their shit state and brought their ideology with them.
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>>713353841
Source for that photo?
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>>713353841
the only thing that should be sinking in is hillary into the oval office chair because most of the population (that's right, all of the blue area) of america actually voted for her.
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>>713352292
So you mean all the parts of the country with the most people and most money are cucks?

All the places with 1 farmer every 50 miles is the real america?
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I live in cuckistan but voted for America if that makes a difference...
(Which it didn't)
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>>713353729
Fucking colonists.


You know, "colon" is in the word "colonists" for a reason. So when you get fucked, it's right up the ass. (/s)
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>>713352292
Well this map sure looks familar
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>>713354263
so witty.

seriously we should have kept you faggots as 2nd class citizens with no voting rights.

the niggers deserve human rights more than bandwagon jumping german immigrants.
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>>713354281
yah you don't need welfare when there are 2 people in your whole state.
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>>713354513
You need to learn to read what the picture says. Rural areas receive tons of welfare per that map.
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>>713354349
You just keep having those little "Tea parties" of yours and see what happens when we completely take over.

Remember what Rammstein said.
"We're all living in America".
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>>713353742
Dur, numbers and percentages are hard
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>>713354513
You're dumb. Try reading first, before saying something stupid
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>>713354673
More economic opportunities in densely populated areas, simple.
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>>713354702
no I don't remember what Rammstein said, because I'm not a faggot.
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>>713354265
Where are you coming from?!
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>>713354265
You're mentally ill.
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Well listen here boys, Rootin'-Tootin' Pete is here to tell you that America is all about guns, funny accents, and dressing like a faggot.

Don't take it from me though, ask any fine American what they value! We love pickup trucks, Wal-Mart, and Jesus just like apple pie.

Well now partners high tail it on over to the nearest post and reply to this thread or your guns will get taken away in your sleep and science will prove that theism is a farce.
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>>713354265
fuck, you beat me to it.
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>>713354842
Hahaha you clearly know nothing about economics or the current state of the US. If there were more opportunities, they would already be trying to move that direction. But instead it's farmland and government substacies to keep farms afloat
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>>713354868
Ve're coming colonist scum.
Get your pitchforks ready.
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>>713355078
can you read?
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>>713355078
The fuck
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>>713355091
pitchfork? you're the farmer faggot. there are no pitchforks in Virginia.
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>>713352292
So the wealthier, more educated, healthier and less welfare dependent areas are "Cuckistan"? When can us cuckistanians expect all you Real Americans to get the fuck out? The sooner the better.
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>>713353775
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>>713352292

I live in the area of the U.S. that is so small it doesn't even show up on the map.
It's called: "Intelligenceburg".
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>>713352292
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>>713355272
oh look its a homo
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>>713352292
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>>713355122
>>713355172
My mistake. So we're you trying to say that it's not as good because of the lack of business? Why would anyone clam that it's the better version of America when it can't even sustain itself?
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I'm justa goodolboy and I tell you bout that Kodiak dipp mmmyea good for chewin anda spitin. I don't vote but I do get shitty internet here on the farm and let me tell you bout how the country works like my daddy told me.
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>thinking America is the places settled last
>not realizing that all that blue is also where most of the money and people live
>ignoring the fact that the northeast founded the United States of America

I'm blue state all the way. My family came here in the early 1600's and fought in the Revolution. Literally have my roots and property in NY that go back to before it was even a state.
I can't wait to drink those conservatard tears when your golden boy ends up breaking every promise he made to get elected, or fucks the "working class" into abject poverty.
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>>713355172
He's right though, most farms in "Real America" rely on huge amounts of government welfare just to keep from dying out.
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>>713355223
The farmers are the ones with the majority of firearms.
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>>713354673
>>713354798
Ah, because urban legislators haven't been trying to restrict hunting, farming, and self-sustenance methods for the past 100 years.

You are a fucking retard if you don't see that.
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>>713355333

Clever retort.
You just proved my point.
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>>713353841
Yes, but sadly for you, people in the blue counties actually outnumber those in the red ones. Also when a county is red, it doesn't necessarily mean that 100% of its population voted for Trump you retard
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>>713353841
And yet, the number of voters would tell you otherwise...
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>>713355423
What does that have to do with anything?
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>>713355078
Hahaha you clearly can't read and know nothing about literacy or the current state of your reading and comprehension.
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>>713355443
no man, I got trips. I'm not sure you understand how this works.

but you're definitely the smartest person in this country. no doubt in my mind.
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red = boonies and camping trips
blue = vacation destination and "civilization"
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>>713354156
So the majority of the country's opinions shouldn't matter because some retards in some urban areas should decide everything?

Imagine if you had one super city which had 301 million people and 50.1% of the country's population and they were ALL liberals, and 99.999% of the country in surface area was the other 49.9% and they were ALL conservatives. One insignificant spec of the country should decide the whole country's fate? That's retarded and shows why the electoral college is a good thing. It helps keep the election results good for the country as a whole instead of good for tiny portions which all share the same opinion
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>>713353841
that is actually exactly how it should be in a democracy
> inb4 the us is not a democracy
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>>713355561
See>>713355356
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y'all gonna pretend again red states give more than they receive in federal aid ?
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>>713352292
WA should be purple, only kinda cuckistan. A lot of the small towns around here are actually really, really conservative. Someone spray painted "NIGGERS THROATS ARE WEAK JOKES" on city hall back in 2010 after we had like 10 nignogs move to our almost all white town.
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>>713355423
No you stupid fuck. The point of the map is that red states (aka "Real America"), are also the most reliant on federal welfare.
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>>713355661
joke's on you I can't read
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>>713354144
breitbart, it's wildly inaccurate
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y'all have all 3 houses. there's no one to blame but yourselves now.
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>>713355771
Not sure how anyone considers them creditable.
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>>713355647
stfu seriously. the electoral college does NOT FUCKING PREVENT THIS FROM HAPPENING

you could just win illinois by winning chicago and its metropolitan area and guess what?

that area is much smaller than the rest of illinois
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All I know is that I love mint dip and guns and saying YEEHAW and jesus and dem cheap walmart prices and gettin laid and drinkin beers my friends be like MMMGETRDONE
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>>713352292
You should probably just shade the very northern part of Virginia the rest of the state is pretty red
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>>713355272
Could you please provide me with map coordinates?
I want to move there.
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>>713355889
Land area has fuck all to do with anything. Population distribution is all that matters.
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>>713355620

basically the map goes against a lot of the memes by the /pol/ people. now rustic living is civilization? Mexico is civilization? Kek
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Yea all you cucks need to get with the program and fall in line.
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>>713355384
>>713355897


lol youre mad
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>>713356023

living like an injun (the true pagans of America) is civilization. kek
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>>713352292

It's Majoristan, dumbass.
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>>713355889
Uhh that's how it works. A vote in new York is worth half the vote of a person Iowa
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>>713356045

sorry, I dont speak loser :)
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ohio is part of cuckistan, we barely went red
fuckign niggers in cleveland voted for niggerllary
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>>713355264
The one who brings up dicks in arguments secretly wants them hard.
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>>713355561
Do you know anything about farm subsidies?
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>>713354281
because we have all the niggers. liberals love to love blacks, because they don't live around them. most niggers are in the south, and they're the ones that are overwhelmingly on welfare
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>its a "leftist lose and then whine and complain like little sissies" episode
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What exactly is the problem? The country is red, yet trump is blue. You got conned, why are you still proud of this "accomplishment"?
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>>713355647
imagine everyone lived in new york except one guy

according to your logic this guys vote should be worth more than all of the other 320million because the area he lives in is about a million times bigger
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>>713356094
>>713356175

OOAH talkin bout that cold beer and servin the military like 'spectable folk ought to be. gonna get a lift kick with my enlistment bonus goodole boy i learned to shoot on the hill with my pappy and football sure am sweet.
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>>713352292

trump supporter from new york city. yeah it's technically cuckistan but it's the hometown of the donald, and let me tell you folks...

trump tower is glorious.
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>>713356099
>>713356023
>>713355620

So true! All the major cities, vacation destination, and high tech jobs are in the blue area. Red is for KOA camping trips.
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>>713352292
Im proud to live in cuckistan, I always let some trump supporting he-man come and fuck the shit out of my girlfriend while i watch. Sometimes I even get to suck his balls while he's in there. Once in a while we'll get a real freak, i'll know it when my girl makes me clean myself out then ties me up and blindfolds me. This one guy fucked her while she laid on top of me and then shoved it in my ass. I kept yelling give it to me daddy while my girlfriend laughed. I'd love to get 4 guys to spit roast us at the same time. God bless these american faggots for helping me live out my fantasies.
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>>713356460

thats a retarded false equivalency though.

dont get mad because you didnt pay attention in 7th grade social studies and the EC confuses and angers you
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>>713356523
you're a faggot
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>>713356516

didnt read, but keep posting for my enjoyment loser :)
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>>713354997
nice
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http://www.inquisitr.com/3748311/donald-trump-won-2600-counties-compared-to-clintons-500-winning-83-of-the-geographic-nation/
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>>713356556
you are also a faggot.
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>>713356628
no YOU'RE a faggot
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>>713356694
of course, but it's funny how easily my girlfriend can get guys to fuck me,
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>>713356565
One vote in Wyoming is worth 3 votes in California.

This is the point anon was trying to make.

Jesus you people are dense.
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>>713356694
>>713356776

And...., these two posts say it all.
Welcome to the USA.
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>>713356636

LEL HES SUCH A LOSER OMG IM THE WINNER HAH RUN TELL THAT TO KARLA-JO CAUSE SHE GON BE MIGHTY PLEASED TO SEE ME TELLIN IT TO EM LIKE IT IS

>tfw I don't even live in America but I know how pantsy they get when you make fun of their core demographic.
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>>713356776

NO YOU ARE ONE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUCKISTAN ASSHOLE LIBERAL CUCK GAY FUCKING MILLENIAL FAGGOT
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>every economically productive population center just happens to be in cuckistan

What are the chances?
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>>713356565
i actually do understand the ec and why it is there

i will acknowledge that its purpose is noble, but coming from a country with a working system refuse to believe, that it actually does achieve, what it is meant to do, because for no apparent reason the libtards in the cities are not allowed to overrule the rednecks in wyoming, but the other way around it is okay
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We should have western cuckistan leave the country like they want, then America will stop having shitty liberal presidents.
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Liberals get more pathetic and cancerous every time I dare glance in theor direction.
Crying like fucking babies and needing counseling after this so called traumatizing election? - Check

Rioting in the streets with temper tantrums and saying that they will rape Melania Trump? - Check

Feeling sympathy for Fidel Castro? - Check

All of you are a fucking disgrace to this country and you make me and your ancestors sick.
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I talk and dress like a faggot on purpose for my own amusement.
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>>713352292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
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>>713353833
They already did it before.
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You Trumpkins are really getting triggered by the fact that the orange retard lost the popular vote, aren't you?
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>>713355647
no the majority voted for Clitont you retard
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>>713357086
Shut up.
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>Literally every red state summed up in 2 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWf00_HHBeU
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>>713357034
Wyoming voters per electoate: 196,000

California voters per electorate: 760,000

This is fair, right?
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>>713356967

you're a cuckerspaniel cringeservative

and that's the truth
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>>713357034

>its didnt go their way this one time, so its totally unfair!

a gay nigger muslim was president for the past 8 years anon. Trump only one because he was able to convince Obama supporters to vote for him because he ran a good campaign and spoke to the rust belt about their actual needs about them losing their jobs, while Hillary didnt even go there and did "lol the dab xD!!" and talked about "hahaha pokemon goxD upvoted!1"
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>>713352292
America, feels good to be in the superior part of the country. You cucks need to wake up, you were going to vote in a woman who almost started WW3 without even being in office.
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>>713357302

hahaha upvoted XD!!!
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>>713357299
Did I hurt your feewings? :,(
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>>713356357
Not enough of them to cause that much welfare. Try again
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>>713352292
midwestern cuckistan. Apparently we love pizza and hotdogs and pingpong down in eastern cuckistan tho
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>>713352292
I live in up state New York. It's mostly America up here. Cuckistan is primarily regulated to NYC, Westchester county and Albany.
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>>713357384
He totally lied to them about bringing jobs back though. That will never happen, unless American are willing to work for 50 cents an hour, and pay %50 more for basically everything
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>>713357326
It is fair, because there's a locality to how people tend to vote where in a given area, there tends to be a pretty large majority in the community for who they support. If every person's vote was exactly equal, then urban environments would 100% decide an election making anyone who DOESN'T live in a major city's votes completely meaningless.
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>>713352292
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>>713357149
looks like an Anglo culturally appropriating Northern Mexican culture

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboy?wprov=sfla1

https://youtu.be/O0C2MEkA1ko

https://youtu.be/QNAzSL2f4Xo

lol >>713356551
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>>713357557
No just responding with a post of equal rhetorical value
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>>713357482
Meet me at the saloon, at noon. I'm a cowboy.
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>>713357384
seriously. i did not say once, that i question the outcome of the election, because trump won according to the rules.

also i made arguments against the ec while you just resorted to bitching about a president, that also won fair and square (actually including the popular vote)
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>>713357326
>This is fair

Yes. The USA elects is President by states, not by individuals. Each person in Wyoming has the same voting power as any other person in Wyoming. Same for California.
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>>713357274
Not they didn't.
There were at least 3,000,000 illegal, fraudelent votes.
I know this to be true because President Donald J. Trump said it is so.
It has also been verified by Alex Jones.

Just try and prove it wrong with your rigged liberal statistics and so-called facts.
Pro-Tip: You can't.
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Actually Clinton won the popular vote by just over 2 million. Saying Trump has a mandate because he won by a 'landslide' is a huge misgiving. I dont think Clinton was perfect but shes better then Trump economically. The economy goes up and unemployment goes down under Democrats their policies tend to work.

Most people voted for Trump because they got on the anti-PC train and racebaiting. Social policies are generally a really retarded thing to base your vote on.
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>>713357769
>verified by Alex Jones

Can't tell if deluded or in-the-LN2 deadpan.
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Liberals basically ONLY want what's good for a few urban areas, and FUCK anyone who isn't in those tiny parts of the country. They want to act like most of the country doesn't exist and is deplorable while they hide in their safe places.
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>>713352292
I'll stay in cuckistan with my legal cuck-weed thank you very much.
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>>713357769
The president of the United States trusts Alex Jones as an authority.

Let that sink in for a moment.
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>>713357605

>bawww he lied!

Time to grow up anon and stop getting your news from the Daily Show. That dumb bitch Hillary couldnt even manage an email account and wanted to go to war with Russia over it and offered people NO reason to vote for her.

You really think an out of work steel mill worker in Pennsylvania give a fuck because fucking Beyonce sang a song at a Hillary rally? lol

>but anon, I dont want to work those jobs because they are hard so that means no one else does either!

well arent you special, but not everyone is like that. Sorry you believed in your gay teachers when they told you you could make a half a million a year by writing blogs or something.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLG9g7BcjKs
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>>713352292
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>>713357274
It doesn't matter if the majority of sperm cells voted for "clintont" or if all the niggers did.
America goes by Electoral votes, see.
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Scranton fag here, murican
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>>713358032
I have grown a lot more respect for PA
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>>713353598
They have better lives, it's true, that's why we muricans need a man like trump to lead down a path to greatness far greater than any cuck
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>>713357953
The same thing happended pre-depression era. Protectionist policies tend to fuck people over.
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Trump is going to kick all you faggots out of the country.
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>>713352292
I'm a Trump supporter in Cuckistan.
San Diego sucks.
I tell these commies I'm Republican and they call me a gook.
For people who really worry about racism, they're really racist toward you if you're not a hippie.
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>>713357736

I never implied any of that. Im pointing out that your claim that the country is held hostage by the rednecks under the EC rules is bullshit since a democrat won that last two elections.

a democratic system isnt "unfair" because your side lost

and its funny that before the election when everyone "knew" Hillary would win, they all arrogantly laughed at Trump supporters for even thinking about questioning the outcomes, and now look at them. Rampaging through the streets, saying Trump is a Russian Agent, and demanding a recount. Its fucking hillarious watching these conviction less hypocrites get BTFO and short circut as a result instead of trying to improve themselves and trying to win the next election
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>>713358114
Why did you not have respect for pa?
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>>713352292
live in North Eastern Cuckistan, Actually in its capital city of New York. People ive known all my life refuse to speak to me while they call themselves the accepting ones politically speaking...
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>>713355384
>>713355897
>>713356516
>>713356958
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>>713357937
Alex Jones is one of the few people in the media who called Trump winning in a landslide and is 99% smart bomb accurate.
Let that sink in for a moment you smarmy mainstream media muppet.
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Yea all you cucks are gonna get BTFO

Everyone listen to my pickin anda singin bout merica and cold beer.
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>>713358373
he is more of a "broken clock is right twice a day" than smart bomb though
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>>713354265
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>>713353742
Like Nevada too. All red except Las Vegas, Californcucks moving east out of their shit hole state.
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> always voted republican even though am in NJ
I used to want to escape my state, but I ended up loving it and will stay to make it great again
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>>713358373
>winning in a landslide
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>is 99% smart bomb accurate
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Alex Jones
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My sides!!!!

This explains so much.
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>>713352292
VT. It sucks.
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>>713358543
He's more of a "not on the payroll so he tells the truth" kinda guy.
Meanwhile the mainstream medias tells you not to read wikileaks, that Hillary Clinton is in perfect helth and has the election in the bag, and that fake news is a real problem.
Meanwhile, THEY"RE THE FAKE NEWS. That's why their ratings are tanking. Only about 6% of Americans believed the mainstream media narrative before they shilled away all their credibility.
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>>713354997
Jelly af
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>>713358373
oh god you're an idiot if this is real.
>please don't be real
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>>713358857
Unfortunately..., this is very, very real.
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Colorado is far from cucked, we have legal w33d
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>>713357218

President Trump

>Triggered libcunt
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>>713352292
Oh you mean that states that are subsidized by the cuck states?

Enjoy your welfare and meth.
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>>713358969
Weed and cucks go hand and hand. Those lazy libtards are always high.
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>>713358817
Hahaha this man has a track record of saying that the US must get interdimentional travel to fight aliens and the shadow government. He wants the "longer life implant " but also says that we must fight androids
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>>713358756

President Trump
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>>713354997
that was clever. I'll give you a (you)
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>>713358857
I guess me and the millions.......and millions of Alex Jones fans are all idiots. Nevermind that everything he said about this election happened exactly as he reported it was.
No pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. The government is your friend. The media is your friend. Let's all live in tiny apartments and get cucked. it's the American dream.
I'm loling at your life right now kiddo. You can try to discredit infowars all you want. They have a proven track record. Now uh oh, they're covering pizzagate. Dark times for the establishment indeed. Providence has risen to smite you to the ground!
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>>713355333
dubsdubstrips. I guess your retarded retort actually works.
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>>713354234
Yes I'd happily nuke cali ny and Illinois ensuring no democrat ever sees the White House again
KENTUCKY STRONG
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>>713354234
Yeah that one cuck that makes all your food fuckwit
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>>713359352
When was the last time a republican made a law that helps you as a person or the middle class?
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>>713355682
Yeah, coming from Ellensburg, WA, I can say we have a LOT of nice conservatives. Not all crazy racists, but there's also only like, three black people to hate in Washington.
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>>713358373
FILTERS
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>>713359410
Don't blame them, cities fuck people up. I remember reading an article a few years ago about people in london having no idea what bread is, or where milk comes from.
They never see the raw ingredients or the places they come from so it's possible to live in a city and think cheese just grows on a cheese tree your entire life.
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>>713359433
2001 - patriot act
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>>713359189
>I guess me and the millions.......and millions of Alex Jones fans are all idiots.
Well, yeah.
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>>713359352
You actually think you voted a republican into office? fucking kek.
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>>713359558
Yes the patriot act that took away the fourth amendment. What a great law and how constitutional of the republicans. They sure want small government when they are collecting your metadata
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>>713359410
Um...., almost all agricultural products that we actually eat come from California and the Northeast.
However..., we do appreciate you guys growing all of that taxpayer subsiduzed corn for ethanol.
It is really useful.
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>>713352292
Cuckistan :-(

But I voted for America.
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>>713352292
I live in cuckistan. But I'm a programmer and my industry actually has a future and I get a good salary. So it's pretty good actually. I heard only deadbets who couldnt find a better job stay in America.
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>>713359607
Well you can keep pushing that narrative kiddo. It doesn't work but you can keep pushing it.
There's a reason alex jones is bigger than the bbc now, super male vitality.
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>>713359189
there are probably not millions of them.

also, dude is clearly fucking insane.

you're an idiot. kill yourself.
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>>713359410
Wow I didn't know hotpockets and ramen were made on a farm. TYBASED FARM FAM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX4X2I4HQ7s&t=1s
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>>713359822
lol
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The autism in this thread, holy shit
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>>713359433
You must be on welfare.
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>>713358221
>conviction less hypocrites
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>>713359756
you keep saying "kiddo" which is how we know you're a smarmy faggot.
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>>713359885
WHAT WAS THAT
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>>713359954
It's a well known fact that republicans receive more welfare.
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>>713352292
Proud resident of East Cuckistan
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>>713359954
Why not answer the actual question?
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>>713354513
typical trumptard
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>>713359725
God I can't wait for California to secede and get fucking rekt when it's taken back
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>>713359803
lol 75.1 million global views per 30 days.
That makes infowars the 148th most popular website.
So, am I an idiot or are you living in a fantasy world?
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>>713360223
That's about half of the US economy so they would probably be better off if they did
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>>713360235
Not really impressive when fucking pewdiepie can do the same, retard.
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>>713360223
hey! yah you!

you are a stupid motherfucker!
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>>713360355
Second this.
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>>713359967
It's a derivative of the shill tactic of dismissing factual posts with "sure kid". I find fighting with fire works best when dealing with shills. Not sure why I'm explaining this, perhaps to rub salt in the wound.
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>>713359692
Sure kid
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>>713353841
What the actual fuck is that map
Like if you're going to cry at least find something factual to cry about
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>>713360235
Car accidents and trainwrecks get lots of views too.
They're fun to look at.
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>>713360235
you're an idiot.

also
>idolizing what you see as some masculine ideal in Alex Jones
>calling "libtards" cucks
>...
>you are an insecure cuck
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>>713360235
not nearly as many viewers as the Daily Show
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>>713359959

>Fun with Photoshop
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>>713360464
>sure kid
Oh the go to response for morons who can't argue a point
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>>713360235
idiot
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>>713360355
They also have a youtube channel with almost 2 million subscribers.
They're also not entertainment for retarded 12 year olds so those numbers actually are impressive for a news site.
You may want to consider putting a belt around your neck OR buying some water filters.
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>>713360109


>What is a liberal plant
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>>713360553
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>>713360475
exactly.
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>>713360395
>have no argument
>he's the stupid motherfucker
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>>713360618
I don't think plants have political viewpoints.
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>>713360223
>Most of the biggest industries' HQ's are in California
>Half of the countries economy come from California.
>The whole pacific ocean = controlling half the imports and exports
>Most technology comes from California
>Most of the biggest internet/techonogy based companies are in California
Yeah, they would fucking get "rekt" alright.
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>>713353742
southside chicago go hard for hillary
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>>713360557

>The sky is falling

This idiot liberal thinks the 4th is actually gone.
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>>713360719
I think he meant rekt militarily which would undoubtably happen. California can't even supply it's own drinking water let alone mount a significant military defense.
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>>713360316
Until the Mexican American war repeats itself in spirit
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>>713360763
cringing so hard
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>>713360615
>They also have a youtube channel with almost 2 million subscribers.
Again, not impressive, same argument I gave.
>They're also not entertainment for retarded 12 year olds so those numbers actually are impressive for a news site.
It's a new channel for retards, period. That's why it's a good comparison, 12 year olds to Alex Jone's viewers, not much difference.
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>>713360615
The guy sells sick pills anon. You know, the click bait on porn websites? Yeah that's him. If he uses these funds to run his "news" websites without posting any sources besides "I have the papers here right in front of me" then that's a clear con job. These are still around because people keep falling for them.
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>>713360634
>Photoshop is real
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>>713360686
I don't need to argue a point when I'm talking to a stupid motherfucker.

it's a waste of time. much better to call them what they are and go about my day.
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>>713360618

>pretending that guy isn't the backbone of the rural republican party
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>>713352292
I live in THE U S OF A MOTHERFUCKER

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>>713360799
If you think the US would willingly shit in their own front yard, you and him must be more stupid than I thought.
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>>713360615
>for a news site

>Race of lizard people secretly living among us running the world.
>News.
>kek
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>>713360799
Thanks for clearing that up for me>>713360802
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I'm going to love watching the retards that voted for Trump slowly come to the realization that he's not going to deliver on any of the promises he made, that protectionism will only harm our economy and that it's very very difficult to deport millions of people and keep them out permanently.
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>>713360802
Mexico lost in the first day and cali has a good purportion of the US millitary bases
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>>713360618
>damage controlling this hard
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>>713360860
>Photoshop is real
and so are this twat's tweets
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>>713360709
Please refer to him as Mr President Trump
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>>713360763
>liberal tears
that means semen
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>>713360925
pretty much.
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>>713360553
It's on his actual twitter you retard.

>You will never be as dense as a Trumptard
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>>713360831

Please return to safe space millennial cuckboi
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>>713360839
>It's a new channel for retards
Yet they accurately predicted the results of the election unlike CNN and other mainstream media channels.
So if the channel for retards is right......what does that make the channels that couldn't see the Trump landslide coming?
>>713360847
He sells good quality products instead of advertising for corporations. Everyone loves my Hillary for Prison t-shirt, made in america.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY
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>>713353841

>a few people living in the desert should decide what happens to millions of people living in cities
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>>713360948
>tfw no fucking water to drink
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>>713361052
>safe space
you mean like the theater?
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>>713361176
these fucks are too stupid to get it man. just talk shit on Alex Jones, it's funnier.
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>>713360898
Sure kid.
We won we prez nao

>Mor tears pls
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>>713361073
>Yet they accurately predicted the results of the election unlike CNN and other mainstream media channels.
Well yeah, if you are going with a narrative and sticking to it no matter what, there is a 50% chance you'll be right.
It's not impressive. But I guess it doesn't take much to impresses baboons.
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>>713361227
>not realizing Trump is le master troll 2016
The magnificent bastard got SJWs to admit that safe spaces are a bad idea.
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>>713361073
Dick pills = quality items
Ahahhahha
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also I've noticed a disturbing trend where trumptards seem to think that a large number of people believing something makes it true or credible.

a large number of people are muslim, too. they're ALSO all idiots.
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>>713360942
Doesn't matter. Trump won.

>feelsgoodman.jpg
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>>713361290
>he was only pretending to be retarded
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>>713361290
even anti-sjws think that's bullshit
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>>713361267
>has been saying for years and years that high level politicians are satanic pedos
>Podesta e-mails reveal link to spirit cooking(satanic blood ritual), mentions of Moloch and the illuminati by name, and pedophile sex ring
Yeah what a cooky crazy guy with all his accurate information.
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>>713361356
>all that matters is that my candidate won, who cares if he drives the country into the ground
lol dumbass
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>>713360960
>Whined about it
>Did something about it

President Donald Trump
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>>713361417
wow....,
just wow.
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>>713361356
Why are you morons still proud of this "accomplishment"? He already did a 180 degree turn on most of the policies that retards vote for.
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>>713361227
No, mummy's basement.
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>>713352292
Whats the difference?
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>>713355862
They are as creditable as CNN or any other national media site like CBS, ABC, Ect.
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>>713361417
Damn, we went from Trump straight to tin foil hat territory.
Arguing with Alex Jone's chimpanzees is a lot more entertaining that I thought.
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>>713361455
Your butt hurt is reason enough.

>Trump wins
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>>713359725
>half of the food we actually eat comes from California
>California
Oh you mean those plants that are grown with other people's water?
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>>713361524
Spirit cooking, moloch, and the illuminati are all mentioned directly.
It's not even a theory, it's there in plain black and white.
The only thing iffy about my statement is the pedophilic sex ring which is looking more and more likely every day. Maybe you should read more? Perhaps pop a brain force or two and start filtering your water of estrogen mimmicking harmones.
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Without the farmland you liberal fucks would be dead. Go fuck yourselves.
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>>713361496
>Whined about it
>Did something about it
You're an imbecile. You truly are.
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>>713361617
>credible as CNN hahaha
CNN isn't creditable>>713361605
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>>713355654
It's a republic
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>>713361530
See >>>713361680
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ITT liberal idiots want the US to turn into a "democracy" but what they really want is a piece of shit socialist country where they can be lazy shits who work at Mcdonalds and get tons of free government welfare programs and have all the things that the people who actually work hard get to enjoy. All under the pretense of "human rights"
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>>713356958

You, sir, have made my entire day. Loving the yokelisms.
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>>713361718
>It's not even a theory, it's there in plain black and white.
Than I guess you won't mind posting it?
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I live in shithole cuckistan. Thanks for reminding me
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>>713361618
>a lot more entertaining that I thought

It was..., for a few minutes.
Then it just became profoundly depressing.
This is the American electorate.
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>>713361720
water is kinda more important.
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>>713360460
>>713360464
How did you predict this
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>>713361701
Now they are grown on liberal tears
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>>713361792
That sounds like a republican, but sure.
>all the things that the people who actually work hard get to enjoy
So what is it that you do?
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>>713361792
in this post: a faggot
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>>713361866
The fuck is a dustbowl.

OH YEAH

over irrigation, over harvesting

Momma Nature gonna turn your land into an ashtray
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>>713361839
Shit nigga you gonna make me google everything for you?
>>713361873
Because the shills use the same tactics every time. They're not allowed to think for themselves because they're shit at their job.
The sure kid thing is a disaster for them. I even warned them out of the kindness of my heart it makes them stand out.
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>>713361849
It's ok, they are confined to their trailers in the middle of the boonies either way, they don't really have an effect on real people.
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ITT: white guys thinking they're all going to get paid in a trump administration.... not knowing they all just played themselves.
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>>713361618
>Alex Jone's chimpanzees

Thank you for not calling them monkeys, because monkey have tails. The AJ chimps don't.

>>713361849
>This is the American electorate.

Nah. This is just the fraction of the American electorate that fucks around on /b/.
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>>713360460
Sure kid
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>>713362022
>Shit nigga you gonna make me google everything for you?
You are making the claims, you back them up, not me.
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>>713361974
>oh no i'm too stupid to think of something to counter his argument. Just call him a faggot
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>>713361720
You would be picking our good by hand if it wasn't for inventions so quit your bitching
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>>713362112
here's a claim for you. you're a faggot.

google it.
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