My ideal bf is...
1. 185 cm, 110 kg, huge muscle ass
2. beard
3. can cook delicious food
4. reads Kafka and Proust
5. bottom
6. french, cause the French language and accent are cute as hell
7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
Your thoughts?
Good luck
>>713349856
>french, cause the French language and accent are cute as hell
>half of French sounds like a speech impediment and the other half sounds like you're trying to hock a boogie
Fucking faggots, I swear to god
>>713349856
How many boyfriends are you planning to have at once?
>>713350118
1 of course
>>713349856
Hahahha good luck, as with many here enjoy dying single. Just like a 400lb neckbeard who wants a 110lb qt 3.14. Set you standards reasonably and you wont die alone.
>>713349856
lmao It's exactly me except for 2 things, I'm 108kg and I'm not french. Alredy got a gf tho
>>713349856
And you're a short, thick and hairy hambeast that mustn't be subject to body shaming, aren't you?
>>713349856
>implying anyone wants to date traps
You better be drop dead gorgeous with those demands OP.
You're also living in a fantasy land along with your weaboo habits. Good luck fool.
>>713350985
Nope?
>2016
>didn't show tits and didn't still GTFO
>>713349856
>this is literally me
Dommage que cette pute ne merite probablement pas le bout du petit doigt
You should probably watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fLLRijSdHw
Je suis curieux de savoir comment tu ressemble, OP
Because i bet you are a whale
Y a trop de français ici, c'est cool
>>713349856
>Kafka
>French accen
Hell no.
The rest is fine.
>>713349856
>Kafka
Bien le bonjour très chère demoiselle ! Je passas en ces lieux en toute quiétude lorsque je vis ce thread où il était question de Français. Tous les rageux non francophones pourront pleurer de ma prestance bien entendu !
gays are merely infected
homosexuality isn't natural
>>713349856
>5. bottom
Thoughts are that you should kill yourself faggot
>>713353644
do you even french
>>713349856
>185 cm, 110 kg
>beard
>reads Kafka and Proust
Why do you want to date a fat neckbeard?
Is reading Kafka and Proust a new meme now?
>>713353862
It may be a secret to you, but everything humans and other animals do is natural by default cause animals are nature, you know, retard
>>713353132
>>713349856
>french, cause the French language and accent are cute as hell
Are you retarded? I'm French and the French language sounds like a down syndrome kid trying to talk while vomiting.
Test
>>713354538
Test
>>713354319
okay okay okay
correction: homosexuality is a disease and, because of that, homosexuals aren't the way humans are supposed to be, faggot
>>713354622
Test
>>713354470
It's Arab, not French
>>713349856
>Your thoughts?
I cant do #4. What the fuck is kafta and proust?
>>713354538
>>713354622
>>713354665
Test, test, test
>>713349856
you are fatty, aren't you?
I'm pretty fucking close to that description, except for that I'm Dutch, not French.
But I'm not really into shitposters, so sorry OP, you're rejected.
>>713354727
Spotted the illiterate.
>>713353644
> Je passas
Tocard, apprends à parler!
>>713354681
>implying there's a difference
This is why men are suicidal...
>>713349856
>185 cm, 110 kg
>french
Choose one
>>713354681
Arabic actually sounds pretty similar to French, same gross ö sounds and everything. No surprise why French sounds like shit.
>>713355225
Test
>>713349856
>tfw I match all of these except I'm not French
>>713349856
You have shit tastes. Literally no one is like this.
>>713349856
>185 cm, 110 kg
Why do you want a fat fuck as a bf?
>>713354950
Mon Dieu comment ai-je pu laisser passer pareille bourde ?! Merci compagnon !
Et mention spéciale pour le tocard !
>>713355363
Test
>>713355377
CAUSE SHE IS FAT TOO
>>713349856
You better be good looking then
>>713354470
Fais moi plez, va te pendre. Les cassoss comme toi personne n'en veut
>>713349856
>can cook delicious food
That's your job, you useless woman! Kill yourself.
>>713355516
Test
>>713349856
I guess I'll get into Kafka then
Au plaisir ;)
>>713355377
Muscle =/= fat
>>713349856
>5. bottom
LOL way to softpaw that in there fudge packer. 10/10. i responded.
>>713355546
Exa
>>713350751
yeah right
>>713349856
>bf
that's gay...
>>713355567
>you useless woman
>woman
Guess again OP's a fag
Saved it so Test
>>713349856
>your thoughts?
Congratulations, you're a homo. I bet pops is proud. Although I couldn't care less. I guess the indifference comes from the fact that you don't see straight people going out of their way to let a nigga know they like pussy. But you gays announce it like you're in a chat room full of people and you type "cya, gotta go, Kbai!", then waits for anyone in the room to acknowledge the fact that you're leaving and say bye back.
Kys, faggot.
>>713355232
> French sounds like shit
Your opinion man, I won't say anything !
> Arabic actually sounds pretty similar to French
Here is a rope, the branch is free
>>713349856
So you'll never have a boyfriend then
>>713356049
>french sounds like arab
This is true, now, since france is now flooded with monkeys and sandniggers.
This was not true a decade or two ago, when the french could still write their own language.
I can't wait til trump and Putin band together to eradicate the gay problem we're having on this planet right now. It'll be like sodom and Gomorrah, a bunch of fags burning to death.
>>713356049
>Here is a rope, the branch is free
Use them on yourself. Arabic and French do sound similar, you retard.
>>713356331
Ha ! Much more clearer now !
Still the langages remain different, nevertheless the both do exchange some words (like "souk" or "psartek" in French or "Carrosia" in Arabish)
Yet, saying they look alike is a step I won't personally cross
>>713356621
Oh boy, getting called retard by someone who thinks French and Arabic are the same, what a nice day to be alive !
And Japanese and Chinese are the same ? And German and Dutch are the same ? I guess so, by your logic !
OP is literally a faggot
>>713349856
You are totally in the wrong place for any of your expectations to be met.
1:Its not dreadfully hard to meet these reqs.
2:as per 1
3:Anyone with half a goddamn brain and good taste can meet this.
4: Kafka is tolerable is low doses, but Proust? Seriously? Wtf is wrong with you?
5:Learn to take it sideways bitch.
6:Being French according to the people that live in France is absolutely haram.
7:Goes hand in hand with 6. Enjoy being wife #5.
Your ideal bf is 1.185cm? So a fetus?
>>713357297
This pasta isn't even stale anymore. Why did you dig it out of the landfill?
>>713349856
I
>>713356331
Never said they sound similar, we're not the same person. I just found an explanation for what he said telling that france is now full of illiterate and analphabete monkeys that cannot write their own language, and speak like sandniggers, just because now france is full of monkeys and sandniggers
>>713355603
110kg. a base weight for an adult of 185cm with minimum muscles is around 70 kilos.
thats 40 kilos of muscles.
that's like a fucking anorexia girl just for muscles
>>713357000
Are you actually this retarded? Same =/= similar. Japanese and Chinese, and German and Dutch are definitely similar, that doesn't mean they're the same exact thing. By your retarded logic, camels and donkeys must be exactly the same thing too. Drink bleach and retake English, you fucking idiot.
Also see,
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/same
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/similar?s=t
>>713349856
what a fucking faggot enjoy your aids, scum
>>713357622
In case you can't see it, it's like john cena
>>713349856
>>713349856
>>713349856
CAN ANYONE PLEASE TELL ME what show this gif is from?
ill literally suck your asshole, or do online favours idc
this^>>713358106
>>713355546
>>713357000
>>713356049
Kek, triggered Francuck. Face it, you're Arabic and so it's your pathetic country and language. Tourists can barely tell the difference between France and Syria anymore and in 10 years nor will their inhabitants. French is Arabic, deal with it, cuck.
>>713357690
Please
Sir
Stop it please
You're making yourself ridiculous
I wanted to prove that if someone is dumb enough to say Arabic and French are similar, then they are dumb enough to say Chinese and Japanese are the same
Learn arguing buddy
Then bad example for "my retarded logic", you should have used a donkey and a horse. That would have fit better
Also > I'm so fucking mad I will lose time to give links of a dictionnary
Say buddy, since the French people are seen by the eternal cowards and faggots of the planet, how does it feel to get owned by one ?
>>713349856
What aboot canadian accent?
test
>>713358549
>test
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>>713358365
french speaking new yorker here, youre not alone
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>>713353132
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I like romance but I have a big dick too
>>713358651
New Yorker est une langue maintenant ??
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>>713349856
You want someone reasonably intelligent, but can barely form a sentence?
>>713349856
My thoughts are that basing long term relationships on such specific, superficial shit is fucken gay man
test
>>713349856
Do me a favour and think about how childish it is to make up a partner. Would anyone make you as their ideal? I doubt it. I think you're a sad little thing.
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>>713349856
110kg is kinda fat, im 105 and already fat
What is a muscle ass?
>>713349856
Sounds like me but I'm not stupid enough to post pics of myself here and I Have a gf possibly future wife
>>713349856
Do you want to know how he's looking without beard? You know, some bearfags grow it to hide absolute lack of jaw line.
You know, your potential son will be fucked this way.
>>713358467
It's all right if you look like this
>>713358365
>You're making yourself ridiculous
Indeed, you are.
>I wanted to prove that if someone is dumb enough to say Arabic and French are similar, then they are dumb enough to say Chinese and Japanese are the same
>Learn arguing buddy
Those two thing are nothing to do with each other. That's as retarded as saying that if someone believes in ghosts, they must also believe that the Earth is flat, completely unrelated and irrelevant things and it's not even an argument to begin with. Looks like you're the one who needs to learn how to make real arguments, "buddy".
>Then bad example for "my retarded logic", you should have used a donkey and a horse. That would have fit better
No because then you'd say some stupid shit like "hurr durr, so you think French is as close to arabic as a horse and donkey?! fuck you, hang yourself!". Camels and donkey are a better representation of how similar French is to Arabic. Both of them are domesticated quadrupeds used for travel and carrying shit.
>Also > I'm so fucking mad I will lose time to give links of a dictionnary
What the hell do you need a dictionary for? No dictionary will agree with you that "same" and "similar" is the same thing, faggot. Or should I say "same" and "similar" is not the similar thing".
>Say buddy, since the French people are seen by the eternal cowards and faggots of the planet, how does it feel to get owned by one ?
"Durr hurr, I totally owned you lololololol". Underage confirmed, also you didn't own shit, just made yourself look like an even bigger idiot. No surprise coming from a Frenchman.
>>713349856
This is why you are single.
You fucking loser.
>>713349856
>>713360324
Drink it yourself, bitch
>>713353132
nice feet
>>713359726
Australian?
>>713357000
Yeah, French and Arabic. Totally not the same thing! Nope, not at all!
>>713361042
I love Aussies, they're the hottest Anglos to my mind.
>>713361147
What about croatian
> can cook delicious food
> french
make your goddamn mind OP
>>713361379
>Anglo
>Croatian
Are you retarded?
>>713361379
Depends
>>713361147
>anglo
>croatian
Pick one, faggot.
>>713361465
No fucken shit where do Croatians land on the Anglo list -_-
>>713349856
>>713349914
This pretty much
>>713361586
Croatians don't land anywhere on the Anglo list because they aren't Anglo to begin with, you fucking idiot.
>>713349856
You DO know that france is 3rd world country by now infested with nigger monkeys, rite?
>>713361379
Croatians are Slavs, not Anglos, you dumbass.
>>713361840
>Croatians are Slavs
Actually they're Turks
The only pure Slavic people are Belorussians
And I would want a cute korean gamer girl like D.VA in Overwatch. I guess we can't get everything we want.
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>>713361840
Thankyou for expanding my knowledge
>>713349856
Guarantee you're short and fat or a dude or a combination.
cunt.tumblr.com
Yeah but see the problem is that youre a faggot
>>713362186
NO U
Tits or gtfo, you know the rules whore
>>713363558
>bottom
this is a gay thread you're asking tits from a man faggot
>>713349856
Tits or gtfo
also kys
type "%triforce" 4 free triforces
I am a good portion of those things.
>>713349856
>reads Kafka and Proust
Fuck off. Proust is probably the most over rated author ever, worse even than JK Rowling.
>>713349856
i got the 2 6 and 7
>>713349856
>My ideal bf is...
>1. 185 cm, 110 kg, huge muscle ass
>2. beard
>3. can cook delicious food
>4. reads Kafka and Proust
>5. bottom
>6. french, cause the French language and accent are cute as hell
>7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
>Your thoughts?
I know some people like that but they do not speak French. Only Finnish, English and Swedish... You can find them sometimes in the gay club called Don't Tell Mama (dtm), located in Helsinki.
>>713364674
>most over rated
It's Dostoevsky and Joyce
>>713349856
>>713363228
Like this guy, OP?
>>713365144
Like this