REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
my wife says she'll leave me if I reply, but with a sure new gf I think I'll risk it
kek
>>713345760
topkek
>>713345760
Okay
Lol, bet
very thank much
>>713345760
i did this last week and it didn't work!
>>713345760
Mkay
>>713345760
Hopefully
>>713345760
what if i already have
>>713345760
not gonna let this pass
never
did i hear spiderman thread?
>>713345760
I have many girl friends, they just don't scratch my balls.
Lmao I wish
pls work
>>713347257
no, you didn't
This thread
Plsplspls
bump
>>713345760
Oky
Make mine with extra bra size
pls?
Depends hue
Let's try
Why not
>>713345760
i wish
Roll
>>713345760
did it work?
>>713345760
Yeah
thanks
Ok
>>713347402
no, you heard wrong.
So funny when faggots randomly shout for spidey and nobody cares
plis
hehe xd
>>713345760
hope so
sure
may the gods of kek be with me
>>713347777
Checked
Please
>>713345760
op ill be dissapointed if ur messing with me
>>713345760
we'll see about that.
>>713347203
we know u dont
Don't you fucking fail on me.
>>713345760
Alriggt
Getaloadathisguy
ofcourse i will..
tis gunna work
>>713347403
>>713347198
We're fucked
>>713345760
What if I already have a gf but I don't like her anymore and I'm too chickenshit to break up with her to date this sex Asian broad I met on chaturbate?
>>713345760
ready
why not
feg
Bump
I already have one <3
fuck off
K
>>713345760
Aye
those kind of things are bullshit you are never gonna get a girlfriend just by commenting a post.
Move your fucking fat ass out of this house and go get one
doggo
>>713345760
Broke up with wifey yesterday morning. New gf would come in handy so dubs get.
>>713345760
worth a shot
meme
>>713348204
Meh didn't want one anyway
Don't lie to me op
Sup
>>713348185
like at a store or something?
>>713345760
This works because I already have one.
>pic is her
>>713345760
Why not
>>713345760
Yay!
>>713345760
kekmate
Where's that cat of devoidation?
>>713345760
already kinda have one and already wish to not kinda have one. It's fucking tiring as fuck.
>>713345760
praise kek
>>713345760
You're a fuckin liar, I have genital warts, nobody wants to date genital warts.
nah
>>713345760
fuck it
>>713347678
ah I see
>>713345760
Top kek, flipin tables
> :)
k
Kimberly Phung
>>713345760
i am not that deseperate !
xd
>>713345760
yeah sure, but if it doesn't happen, your mother will die in your sleep
3, 2, 1, go
This is the thread I've been waiting for
K
Amanda or Eve?
>>713345760
I want to believe
I want to cum in a cute commie face like this.
god pls
>>713345760
you hev been raidzored by the big elizor
worth a shot
>>713345760
*Waiting*
>>713345760
ok.. how?
>>713345760
I don't really want one.
▼▼▼▼this guy can have mine▼▼▼▼
Spider man???
>>713345760
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Maybe meme magic really works on me
>>713349518
>>713349596
>>713349650
>>713349742
>>713349758
Pedos are usually people that never matured passed the age they are attracted to.
You are all better off dead.
>>713349849
this one is my favourite
Ill give it a shot
>>713345760
>>713345760
>>713349938
I'm serious. you are better off dead.
i am better off dead.
>>713345760
dont think so
![4cc23b15deac42d2ac15d6a439ec8958[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/9H6BJTh.png "4cc23b15deac42d2ac15d6a439ec8958[1].png")
>>713350000
holy mackerel
>>713345760
praise be to kek
Bullshit!
lemme try
>>713345760
I dont want a gf
I WANT A BOYFRIEND
>>713345760
Hope
>>713350054
Look if you're going to bait an ex pedo, at least post more revealing stuff so i can get off
I hope
>>713345760
wut
>>713350141
no, eliza is pure
Let us pray OP
>>713345760
kek
Huh.
>>713345760
fuck it why not
>>713345760
wew lad
Yeah,right
>>713350210
Haha, I had her noods before. Your "pure" is just an internet attention whore.
>>713345760
A man can dream... right?
>>713345760
deal
We can all hope
>>713350283
you are making her sad
>>713349518
>>713349596
Who's This
Semen Demon
Jizz Genie
Baby Batter Bringer
Cum Caresser
Lovegoo Lass
Sperm Summoner
Ejaculate Empress
Mayonnaise Maiden
Jizz Jockey
Spunk Monk
Sperm Worm
Sodomy Sentinel
Penile Perpetrator
Erection Confection
Salami Tsunami
Boner Condoner
Fluid Druid
Urethral Umpire
Wang Wizard
Knackers Knight
Prick Pirate
Dong Dominator
Cock Khan
Stiffy Sultan
Sausage Sergeant
Middle Leg Major
Pole Privateer
Shaft Specialist
Pecker Prodigy
Boner Benefactor
Baloney Poney Behemoth
Dick Juice Masseuse
Tallywhacker Smacker
Man Muscle Steam Shovel
Baby Batter Bladder
Willy Ghillie
Butt Hut
Glans Fans
Spooge Scrooge
**Alrighty then**
K
Im so lonely.
I am a huge faggot
Nothing to lose
>>713345760
Sure
>>713350421
eliza
k faggot
>>713345760
Hhh
>>713345760
Wrong
>>713349462
who is she?
>>713345760
sure
rawr xD
>>713345760
Can she be my last one?
Aw shucks no foolin?
>>713350841
dem feels tho
Because its on 4chan it must me true
>>713345760
ok.
>>713345760
Get
>>713345760
who's this qt?
pls be true
Lolno
>>713345760
I don't even want one
You think someone would do that?just go on the internet and lie?
LETS FUCKING GO
>>713345760
Better be a good one. The last girl I got from here is great but nearly 100% asexual. Pls fix.
>>713345760
Do I get a second one? I'm not going to convert to Islam
>>713345760
pls
>>713346114
>my wife
This is now a YLYL thread
>>713345760
Yes pls, a QT one
>>713345760
Hope she will be a cute one or at least one without down syndrom.
I mean enough is enough!
Why do I even reply to these threads
6th times lucky
nice
>>713345760
okay
:c
>>713345760
you better deliver
>>713351407
tomorrow you will wake up with eliza by your side
My wife will just cry
>>713345760
I already have one. Do I get a threesome?
Mkay
what if i dont want one?
>>713345760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjcYfJuLiXY
>>713345760
Chef
te imaginas?
>>713345760
thx
>>713345760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULt6uB9mSKw
Lies
please
Rolling roller
rollin'
>>713345760
ill have to
>>713351530
WTF! I didn't ask for this!
I don't want a drawn out skank stealing my heroin!
tnx fam
>>713345760
I'm going to suck your dick if this works.
>>713345760
finally wont be alone
>>713351945
those are just myths, she doesnt do heroin you silly
pls be real
>>713345760
pls gimme gf
>>713345760
Just in case, got a tinder match in my sleep
Looks like the marrying type
Bet
>>713345760
awkward..
Might as well try
>>713345760
just want her back lololol trying anything
Yes please
pussi get
>>713345760
Fairly certain it would cause a glitch in the matrix. I do want to see the universe crash!
Hopefully
>>713345760
hope she says that clearly
>>713352034
Right...a proven fact is she will cam herself playing with her pussy if you are a nigger and call her a slut.
I'll give it a try
cool cool sounds great to me
>>713345760
Fuck it, can't hurt
ok
>>713345760
Sexy time yayy
>>713345760
lel this won't happen
>>713345760
can't hurt i need a gf
please
relieve
>>713345760
Sure.
>>713345760
yay
>>713345760
Liar
>>713345760
Why not
>>713345760
really makes you think
>>713345760
Please.
>>713345760
Finally
>>713345760
pls be my gf
>>713345760
Zozzle
>>713345760
COME ON!
>>713345760
kek why not
If i dubs do i get 2?
>>713345760
Fine. I hope so
>>713345760
We both know I am undatable OP
Won't work.
>>713345760
I've always wanted a gf
>>713345760
deez nuts
>>713345760
yes
>>713345760
Sigh..
I DARE YOU
>>713345760
I'll bite this time OP...
>>713345760
Pls
get a girlfriend without paying lot of money .... impossible!!!!!
>>713345760
bet
this better work
replied
>>713345760
Already done this twice and nothing yet but there's always hope
Ok then.
>>713345760
mhm
Sure
Thnx
>>713345760
GIVE ME ONE!!!
>>713345760
pls
>>713353089
those where confirmed fakes
>>713345760
plz plz
nice meme
>>713345760
>>713345760
kek pls help me
>>713345760
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
meme magic do your thang
>>713351530
wife would freak out, but Eliza and I are chums so I'd make it good.
Maybe third times a charm?
I don't know where my life is heading and I have little to no friends. I have literally no achievements to my name and I have filed my third if uni meaning my first few years out of school, which I also failed, I have nothing to show for except my massive student debt. I'm a Virgin. Never had a steady group of friends or a friend for more than a year my whole life. I would never commit suicide but I welcome any convenient accidents. I believe I will never find a girlfriend because of how "special" I am.
But yeah.... roll for a fly as hunny to do many sexual acts with.
