Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Castro did nothing wrong
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
Claimed.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>713334175
Well, Goodnight.
sadly i dont keep pictures of my waifu, because id rather not be called a fag by mansplaining feminists (not this thread)
>>713334175
thank
>>713334256
post lewds
>>713334341
ami from hi hi puffy amiyumi is my waifu, just sayin
http://hihipuffyamiyumi.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=hi_hi_puffy_amiyumi
>>713334256
What kind of faggot uses that excuse to not save pics of his """""""""""""""""""waifu"""""""""""""""""""?
Kurome claimed.
>>713333620
Wouldn't you rather spend all of your time in the real world?
>>713333749
No! Just no.
>>713333862
Haruhi already fulfilled that position!
>>713334018
yes?
>>713334238
Rest well.
>>713334403
look at >>713334396 mikufag
>>713334405
but now i will fill it
>>713334403
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>713334220
m
>>713334363
you don't smell good. step in my shower.
>>713334396
i don't know what this is.
>>713334405
y not?
>>713334509
its a anime series by CN, it lasted i think a couple years even known it's art style was bad.
but im still turned on by it
>>713334473
Fit into where!?
>>713334508
Cute.
>>713334509
Because it's against the rules.
>>713334633
your vag
>>713334238
a
>>713334538
why is this new to me?
>>713334633
rules are meant to be broken
>>713334509
Oy Vey, remember ze six millions!
I was gassed three, no, six times!
>>713334680
My vag is for Wave.
>>713334706
Who told you that??
カラミチーマス
>>713334706
probably because its rather obscure, i only made a thread that ive kept alive with a few other anons
>>6490676
>>713334811
ugh, wrong link
>>>/trash/6490676
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
>you dont get to say unless its dubs or more
>I wont add anything, sorry toothpaste guy
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
>>713334894
roll for cum
>>713334894
reroll
>>713334894
rereroll
>>713334894
rererereoll
>>713335007
>Mfw
>>713334894
Iced rum with a dash of lemon
>>713334403
k
>>713334727
sorry then. how about i make you something nice, lets pop open the oven.
>>713334769
some kind of kamina expy
>>713335103
Re?
>>713335007
Well. Its not dubs, so its the 7 roll.
Choose one of my drinks or for me to roll.
Cum is not one of my drinks.
>>713335113
How about no, you'll hear from me Jewish lawyer, I swears it!
>>713335371
roll it
Okay this thread is getting weird.
>>713334894
Rolling to drown myself :^)
>>713335371
Still rolling for my choice
>>713335409
And the 07 is the good shit
>>713335074
You could learn a thing or two from the 07 roller
>>713335593
Pls?
>>713335614
Dang it
I don't hate you guys.
>>713335628
Last try
>>713334769
fuck filesize but i got it.
>>713335387
sry
>>713335522
You need quads or more you breeki little shit.
>>713335574
Its only ever first get.
>>713335734
Trips and dubs. Have to count for something :^)
>>713335611
good
>>713335800
They count for you not drinking.
Totally forgot the pic for the nightcap...
Im horrible at my own game.
>>713335890
It happens.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>713335868
I even got dubs again. Come on, just a little taste :^)
>>713334778
daily post
>>713335807
pretty hot aint it
CLEAR
>>713334894
>>713336381
You can do better than that
>>713336381
why are all rory lewd horrible?
>>713336467
s
>>713336518
idk
>>713336518
Because hes not putting any effort in
>>713336588
Only a little. Come on, theres official art better than that
>>713336681
>official art
bullshit
A sad river of tears.
>>713336964
>drawn by the manga artist
Haruhi here could not sleep last night
>>713337053
i love you
>>713337029
that cant be real
>>713335807
>>713337178
Sao Satoru is the official artist.
>>713337086
Not ready to do this again.
This shoud be better
>>713337235
you don't have too
just know i love you <3
>>713337226
well ill be damned
>>713337248
Learn to love the subtlety
>>713337295
Thanks nice to know some other people are there to help
>>713337353
Less is more after all.
>>713337491
I do like that mentality. Its hotter when implied rather than explicit.
>>713337193
>>713337702
It's beautiful right?
>>713337592
Is it? I'd more look for something explicit if I was to get off on it. I don't love fapping to a cocktease.
>>713337771
Oh, casual enjoyment is less is more. If Im gonna fap its defjnitely porn.
>>713337769
I don't know what to say...
Do you really truely love me?
>>713337917
I'm pretty sure it's obvious to everyone that I do
>>713337900
Unfortunately a lot of Rei's art falls in the latter category. I might change to Lain, but people already know my avatar as Rei.
>>713337990
Don't you think you were coming onto me a little too strong?
>>713338027
We had an older Lain poster, but a whole heap of people will shout at you for heresy due to changing waifus.
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>713338095
Why, did I say something weird?
>>713338108
I don't think people care that much. If they didn't before why would they then?
>>713338136
And go where?
>>713338170
Maybe, I'm not sure, I'm so used to weird that I don't see it anymore.
Tell me a little about yourself, anything.
>>713338266
anywhere else
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>713338192
Oh, people do care a lot. /Waifu/ is serious business.
>>713338266
Well what would you like to know about me?
>>713338290
Where?
>>713338363
anywhere else
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>713338342
Likes
Dislikes
Hobbies
Words that make you cringe
Personality
Etc
>>713338338
I wouldn't say it's serious business, it is just a fantasy after all, and being so upholding of such things just restricts you.
I know you were being ironic though.
avatarfag with me yuno
tell me its not wrong to have multiple "waifus" yuno
tell me what waifu means yuno
tell me you have 5 waifus yuno
tell me i should kill myself yuno
Slit my throat from ear to ear, Yuno.
i need hugged yuno
i love my waifu yuno
>>713334175
I claim no one for I am senpai destined to be forever alone.
do you have a yuno daki yuno
do you wish yuno would cut you yuno
i get annoyed when people don't know what a waifu is yuno
Claim
>>713338482
I couldnt care less for someones preference, but a lot of people take it that seriously. For reasons I dont really know.
whats for lunch yuno
>>713338470
I like electronics whether it's repairing them or just taking them apart. I dislike quite a few things but one would be having to talk to (real) people. My favorite thing to do is probably same as my like. Pretty much any new word people try to use today make me cringe
Yoooohooooo im still free!
when will you cut me next yuno
>>713338816
Mm! Now tell me about your passions in life.
what is your favorite fast food place yuno
its me yuno
i have autism yuno
im not a kike yuno
Why do u bother claim when u know u fat and lame and uncool and never get waifu u want?
Cringe me yuno
>>713338816
Mang famalam why you gotta shiggy diggy don't the new words?
>>713338923
I really do love electro mechanical engineering but that's all I have to myself.
>>713339082
Are you in school for it now?
>>713339122
Yes (also forgot to mention my cat) How about your answers?
answer me yuno
>>713339215
I'm more interested about you than talking about myself
What kind of cat do you have? How long?
you already triggered my autism yuno
doot.jpg
doot me yuno
reply to me with a good yuno pic yuno
are we really going to let this happen again yuno
yu no how he is yuno
>>713339023
same
>>713339277
She's a black cat 14 years old (I assume you mean how old not her length)
>>713339352
>not "me too thanks"
im similar thanks
>>713339390
I meant how long have you owned her, of course. I don't know what to talk about anymore, I'm so tired.
>>713339023
Same
>>713339352
I want nurse Miku to care for me when I'm sick.
How is everyone?
Depressed? Haha, yeah. Fuck.
>>713339492
I've owned her almost her whole life. Do you have a cat?
>>713339668
Yep.
i like miku yuno
are you dead or ignoring me yuno
i have crippling depression yuno
i wish i was dead yuno
im cold yuno
warm me up yuno
are you alive yuno
Jesus, I can't fall asleep.
Might as well just lie down and just wait while listening to music.
Interesting that the thread is still on this, but it's morning, I understand.
please respond within the next hour yuno
tell sanae i said to sleep yuno
im going yuno
>>713339668
Are you okay?
>>713339734
That's sweet, and I don't have animals because they don't listen and it gets annoying..
>>713340224
Yeah just sad at nothing unnecessarily.
>>713340224
Y-you're sweet...
>>713340531
I want you to make a taste sandwich and slowly eat it. Savor every bite. You'll feel a lot better after.
My asfc is my waifu
>>713340646
No you.
>>713340157
I wonder what music you're listening to.
>>713340686
Is that the thing from Call of Duty?
>>713340673
>tasty sandwich*
>>713340809
What kind of music do you listen to?
>>713339827
Exactly, anon.
bed tyme
>>713340921
Everything, see ya! <3
>>713340872
Oh my god..no it's what's putting warheads on foreheads right now
>>713340921
What kind of music do I listen to?
Haha, yeah dude, I'm all updated on /mu/, I only listen to REAL music.
Like:
>Neutral
>Swan
>Grips
>Hotel
Get on my level you entry-level scrub lord.
>>713340673
I'm dealing. I'll deal. She'll be right.
>>713340959
I hope your car problems gets better. Waifu will always be here.
Morning
>>713340809
Just whatever sounds comfy.
Currently this.
https://youtu.be/4cffzyPQcGs
It never fails me.
I'll see ya later, being on here would prolong it.
>>713340959
Same here, later.
>>713341271
Also good morning, have a good day.
>Mami
>>713341178
If it were only car problems, I could deal. Hell, I even found my coolant leak, which was the MAJOR fluid leak in my engine. Turns out, it's an easy fix as it's just a little slit in the tubing at the top of the engine. Cut 2" off, plug it back it and it's fixed.
Nah, this is emotional pain over love and shit.
>>713341291
Later Mami.
>>713341344
Later, have a good day
Let's try this again
What's everyone up to?
>>713341472
Going to school
>>713341169
I kinda almost like goreshit now. What have you done?
I started making a glitch hop track but I fucked it all up and it's in like half 6/8 half 4/4. I was going to work on the drop and it just fucked. I'll figure it out.
>>713341357
I really hate love, and I hate that I have no clue who I would want to be with in reality and in fantasy.
I really hope you find out what's gone wrong with everything and can fix it, you're always really nice to talk to.
Can we claim husbandos here too?
I strongly desire fan art of Officer Nanu
>>713341539
Got a long day?
>>713341584
Yep, but I'll be back every chance I get
>>713341679
>filename
He better be
highschool or university? I don't believe we have talked much before
>>713341759
Community actually
>>713341548
Welp. I uninstalled FL studio and all the production stuff, packaging my things and getting my pc ready to no life WoW soon.
Glad you're enjoying Goreshit, Tomboyish Love for Daughter is my favourite release from him, the only flaw it has is the short length.
>>713341889
Oh alright
Any fun classes for today?
>>713341548
I know what's wrong. I know there's no fixing it. It kills me inside knowing that. But it is what it is. I'll simply put it aside until it goes away.
I unfortunately have 2 people I would mind being with IRL. Both are virtually impossible due to some reason or another. And in not that great to talk to.
>>713341972
Haha, have fun with that. Gonna run yourself on rations?
With that bpm, 2 minutes fits in a lot of shit.
>>713342090
No not really, at most German
You have school?
Mikasa Ackerman claimed
>>713342252
Oh German sucks though, might I ask where you live where German is taught.
Yea, I just came home. My classes are always really early
Morning
>>713342403
>>713342122
Don't sell yourself short. You're great to chat with.
I'm not in the position to be able to know how that feels, but I really do hope it works out in some form or another. Lonliness is shit.
>>713342390
Oh, St. Charles, Missouri
>>713342161
Not strictly, but I'm not planning to cook a lot of things in the following month.
>With that bpm, 2 minutes fits in a lot of shit.
That sounds like simple logic but I didn't realize it myself. I wonder if the tracks wouldn't be as good if he repeated a few sequences more.
>>713342626
Oh why did you take German as an extra class if you live in the states
It's quite funny you're like the third guy from here who has German in college and everytime it surprises me
>>713342570
I always sell myself short. Can't think of a time when I didn't. Hell, even in my MMOs, when I'm presented with hard numbers that says I'm doing good, I find some way to justify that I'm not.
There's all of 2 ways it'll work out. One I know for a fact never will. The other has like, all of MAYBE 2% chance of happening.
Loneliness has been something I've gotten very close to the last year.
>>713342714
Not necessarily, but a sample or progression is bound to get boring, no matter how much you change the things around it. Judging by his tracks, any further repeating would be silly, plus his songs aren't structured to have a second 'drop' either.
im Sippin lean gettin lifted while y'all beating off to cartoons what some faggots
Y'all like my hot tub? Can't bring ya pillow girlfriends in there Kek
>>713342813
I'm all too similar in that regard, in FPS games I'm either angry and bad, or complacent and scoring well.
We can always hope for the best outcome.
What a lovely morning to drink cough syrup and shit post Waifu threads
>>713343115
Why not?
>>713343044
Actually i'm playing video games nothing to do wo with cartoons
>>713343283
Idk I guess the chemicals would make the colors faint or some shit
>inb4 someone shits on me for not having a salt water hot tub, because y'all are in code red damage control from me at this point
>>713343248
>he can't buy real alcohol
I'm laughing at you right now, child.
>>713343346
>fresh water hot tub with deadly chemicals
yo have fun getting cancer
>>713343235
I'm like that in everything though. So it's not saying too much.
I'm a tad too pessimistic for that unfortunately.
Regardless, how are ya, Anon?
>>713343373
You're an idiot. Drinking lean gets you way more fucked up, and you have to have a street connection to get it without a perscription, but you're a shut in man baby who thinks everyone abides by the law to the fullest extent, what an idiot
>>713343346
>2016
>not having a sulfuric acid hot tub
I sure hope you guys don't do this
>>713343420
I called it
>>713343346
Well i guess so, but it depends how cheap it is
>>713343446
>drinking to get fucked up
>>713343476
>he doesn't understand ironic shitposting
>>713343516
>indulging in any drug or mind altering substance without the intent to get fucked up
Man baby spotted
>>713343423
Apart from alive, I'm not much.
College grind is almost over.
>>713343446
Kek, nowhere did I say that everyone abides by the law. I'm just laughing that you can't even buy alcohol. Doesn't matter how drunk you get. It matters the eloquence of the alcohol. Fucking poorfag.
>>713343571
>drinking street shit
Enjoy your Jenkem, druggie.
>>713343571
Drink to enjoy it m8
>>713343446
I get fucked up on lack of sleep, lonliness and anime.
>>713343571
>not being old enough to buy the real stuff
Regular baby spotted
The fact that y'all even reply to me is nothing short of miraculous at this point. It just further convinces me that you all are autistic and feel some sort of pointless obsession with proving me wrong or contesting me. Oh well, just gives me an endless source of entertainment when I'm bored. Bring the damage control so I can rake in these (you)s, therefore letting yourself get distracted from whatever it is you're suppose to be doing in these threads, making me the victor in these little skirmishes we have every day.
Y'all like my back porch?
You guys are damage controlling so hard
>>713339617
Ritsu...
@713343796
>(You) meme
Damage Control
@713343870
Boring
t. Chen
>>713343846
You are using so many buzzwords that you're getting impaled on your two-sided blade
>>713341271
Yui you're up early!?
>>713343723
>the real stuff
Uhh, are you implying that alcohol is the real version of cough syrup? People don't drink lean to simulate the effects of alcohol, it's another thing entirely. It's like an opiate high. But you're a shut-in virgin who is too withdrawn from your peers and society to know these things.
>>713343688
>can't buy alcohol
Once again you're implying that everyone abides by the law to the fullest extent, I live in a very small town, people do not care I can literally go and buy alcohol whenever I want, but you obviously lived too boring of a life to imagine a world outside the strict confines of legality
>poorfag
Mfw lean is $800 bucks a pint on the street down here. You really are a fucking moron my dude
Mfw I can concisely dismantle any and every argument or insult brought before me
>>713344158
(v:
>>713343595
Nice. Got any plans for after?
>>713344247
Why don't you do this on any other thread on /b/? I know these waifu threads are bad, but aren't trap threads, dick rate threads, loli threads and other threads worse?
>>713344276
Get a job to justify my existence I guess. I'll probably still try to make music though.
>>713344384
I've tried. People in those threads are cancerous virgins for sure, but they aren't autistic enough to sit here and argue with me. These people, oh man are hey autistic. As as I enter one of their threads, it's all about me and they become completely distracted from whatever bullshit usually goes on here. What's funny is they know this but still allow it to happen
Good morning everyone!
>>713344481
Good morning!
>>713344538
>>713344481
This really is some faggy fucking shit right here
>>713334175
Claimed
>>713344424
What kinda music do you make? I don't think I've heard of this before.
>>713344158
This post reall shut that guy calling me a baby and a poorfag up, either that or he's actually trying to google the fucking street price of a drug like a retard so he can come pack and try to prove me wrong
>>713344561
Shhh adults are talking right now. Moat of us in our 30s and 40s have been here since around the time your mom sold her pussy on the night your mistake ridden ass ruined her figure and tits.
>>713344475
Ah, that makes sense
>>713344689
wrong avatar
>>713344481
Good afternoon
>>713344716
Dude that means you're at least 10 years older than me, and I've gotten more pussy than you
>inb4 yeah right kid, I've fucked 10 girls blah blah blah
No you haven't. You literally are a man child claiming a cartoon character as your fucking wife. What was it that led you here? Autism? A small dick? Years of rejection? It's a miracle your mom hasn't stumbled into your basement and found it dead in a puddle of overdose vomit yet, but these threads are probably the only thing preventing that from happen.
>>713344867
You have problems kid
>>713344599
I don't know my 'place'. I'm just messing with synthesising sounds at the moment, every time I try to form it into what I envision I fall short.
>>713344689
>throwback
Yeah, getting bored of my music is something I fail at avoiding, but I never seem to get bored. I just jump from genre to genre, keeps it interesting.
>>713344737
