I just got out of a 2 year coma. I watched my best friend die. I lived another life in a Coma-Dream. Fuck
>Be me
>17
>With female friend driving to school
>A giant truck goes through a red light
>It hits on driver side
>Friend flung out of front window
>I was conscious for the whole thing
>I watched my friend die...
>Pass out a few minutes later
The following is all what my mom told me about this.
>Ambulance took half an hour to get there
>What the fuck took them so long
>Lost alot of blood
>When they get me to the hospital they immediately find out I'm in a coma
>No idea how long until I wake up
Got it all in notepad so I'll keep posting.
This part right here scarred me for life
If you don't know, when your in a coma. You still perceive things in real life, but it gets twisted in the process.
This will explain some stuff later
>The coma dreams start
>I'm in a field
>Oh shit the sky is green
>Get up and look around
>My house is in the distance
>Start walking to the house, but after a few steps it explodes like it was filled with c4 or some shit
>My friend who died flys out with the blast
>She screams the exact same way she did in the car crash
>Cliché when they are laying on their front and reach their hand out to you before they die
>I run too her but she's already dead
>lay in the grass and cry
>Turn and see my house, again
>The same thing happens
>The same scream
>I turn again after and it keeps repeating
>I am watching my best friend die over and over again...
>Eventually I just stop and lay there
>Fall "Pseudo-Sleep". You just kind of blink and it's the next day, but you don't ever recognize how strange it is in the dream
>I wake up on a bus
>Dream-me recognizes that I just teleported so to speak
>Panic.JPEG
>Look through backpack
>There's a chocolate bar, an IPhone 2 (My real phone at the time) and a water bottle
>Right when I zip up my bag the bus stops
>I'm in my home town, but with slight differences
>Dream-me didn't notice the differences though
>Walk home, still super confused
>Get home and mom greets my
>Apparently I was on a trip with my best friend
>Mom: "Anon, wheres Friend-Chan?"
>Me: "I don't know"
>Dream-me doesn't even remember the field
>Walk up to my room and play some video games
>My life plays out
>As if nothing ever happened
>But some things were different (Of course I didn't notice)
>Sky still green, Ashley is alive and well and she... Asks me out?
>ExcuseMeWhat.JPEG
>We date and shit, nothing exciting or strange
>Years pass
>It's like when you have dreams that seem longer or shorter than how long you slept, just way more extreme
>Eventually I propose to her.
>The magic word
>Yes!
>Months pass and the marriage happens
>The guy with the Bible (cant remember their name) is Morgan Freeman
>Not even kidding
>You may kiss the bride
>More months later, our honey moon is in Italy
>We fuck ;)
>Eventually we have a daughter
>Not real so I can say the name
>Amy
>The most beautiful little angel
>I loved her
>Life was perfect
>Time skip
>Me and the family at Remembrance Day
>Guy on microphone was naming people to put down a wreath
>Everything was normal until he started repeating what was happening IRL.
This had happened before but only on TV or in a crowd
>IRL my mom and my friends mother were talking
>She was talking about the funeral and how unfortunate it was that I couldn't attend because of obvious reasons
>Back to dreams
>I blinked and I was at a graveyard
>Family and friends were sitting around
>I turned to Amy and realised Wife-Chan was gone
>Me: "Wheres your mother?"
>Amy: "You said she was in a better place"
>I looked up at the coffin
>Her name was engraved on the gold label
>Her picture was on top of a table with flowers
>My 4'yo daughter just broke the bad news
>That my wife had died
>And at that exact point I woke up
>Not IRL, but that was the first time I dreamed in the dream
>Woah.JPEG
>Of coarse, I didn't notice
>Life continued and such
>Everything was normal until the day I woke up IRL
6 days ago. I just got diagnosed with PTSD. I never got to watch my little girl grow up. I relived my best friend/Wife die almost a dozen times. Not only do I not know what is going on with the world so far, but I lost MY whole world. It's like time reset.
Ask me anything.
how does it feel coming back to this shithole after 2 years is it worse than u remember?
Why is the first thing you do after waking up going to be? Are you a virgin?
>>713333601
Do you plan to sell your story?
Do you think you can leverage your broken narrative to establish your dream life? Like, shit's fucked but the world is your oyster in a sense; nobody has preconceptions about who you are, and nobody will blame you for failing even if you go big.
maybe this life is also a coma dream?
>>713333728
Well obviously because of that experience it's been so much worse, but ignoring that I haven't been here long enough.
>>713333800
It's been 2 years so I wanted to check if any sites were removed. Also yeah virgin.
>>713333814
Honestly just writing this made me think of selling a book or contacting someone about spreading my story. But first I just need to let this all soak in. There's so much new shit to learn. Definitely considering it though.
>>713334008
Well I fucking hope not
Planing on going to coma again?
I mean you just lived a life within 2 years.
You could live like 30 lifes at the age of 60. Think of all the wisdom you'll share.
>>713334057
>>713333728
If you meant /b/ itself, there's alot of porn threads now. Its like a horny teen bought out the site
>>713334352
After everything I've been through? Never. I've been through enough. I just need to accept reality and heal.
what permanent physical damage did you suffer...and also mental...any retardation of brain functions?
fake and gay
lol ur gay XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>713334595
Other than PTSD I've suffered no brain damage that I know of, but it's only been 6 days. Maybe tomorrow I'll get autism
anon. WAKE UP.
>>713334697
>XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Get out
Do you ever look at certain objects and get overwhelmed with loss/anger whereas before your coma that thing meant nothing to you, what objects if any? Flashback type of stuff?
Also, do you dream about your other life? Ifso, how do they compare to the coma life? Are they sometimes similar or would you recognize the loss in the dreams?
>>713334008
i hope that everything after 7th grade was a dream and I wake up and get to do this shit all every again. It would be nice go back and ask that girl I liked out, or warn my friend about his cancer.
>>713333601
Did you love her before the coma?
>>713332841
Write a book
Get a shittonn of money
Use the money to help cope with loosing everything you love
>>713334785
Q1- That happens, yes. But sometimes I don't even know why. Like with a Candle I get really stressed, but I don't remember why. I THINK it's because candles were at the funeral
Q2- Actually the day I got out I dreamed myself watching me in the coma dream. Like I saw myself and my daughter from another seat. It was super inseptiony. Of coarse that really effected me emotionally.
>>713335006
Yeah but not like I do now/did in the dream.
It's like my life died along with my wife and child.
>>713334947
Trust me it's not as great as it sounds.
>>713334057
reminds me of a sad dream i had were i was married to the girl of my dreams and as im holding her she comes away from me and cucks me w my fat brother so i unloaded a can of whoop ass oon him and woke up devastated
>>713334008
If you can read this, come back to us.
>>713335184
say my name
>>713335080
I could get the best physiatrist on earth and I don't think it could help me cope any better. But still I am definitely considering writing a book.
>>713335232
greg
Someone needs to screencap this
>>713335232
>>713335184
>>713334606
>>713334731
You guys gotta stop fucking with me
>>713335257
ohhh shit, was this life all fake? How do I manage to get ba
>>713335276
Nah
>>713335232
Heisenberg.
Did anything from the real world that didn't exist when you fell in appear in the coma world? Like movies or songs that came out while you were under?
>>713335491
Nope. No Oracle stuff
>>713335282
How does it feel to be absent for 2 whole years from the world? Does it feel like you've time traveld 2 years into the future?
Do you ever think you'll be able to fall in love and start a family now? Sorry if this is making it harder on you, I'm genuinely interested in all of this
>>713335282
The sky has always been green.
Knock knock.
>>713335379
Dude fuck yeh alex grey
Hi res too, I also have a nice one
Here you go OP this might help if you stare at it for a bit
post proof fag
>>713335607
Shit tier DB products as we all already knew. Thanks for the info.
if this is a feels screen cap add me noggas
>>713332841
WHY THE FUCK YOU LYING
WHY YOU ALWAYS LYING
MMM OH MY GOD
STOP FUCKING LYING!
>>713335254
These are the golden nuggets that are found in /b/.
>>713335647
Yeah. There's so much new stuff. Like the VR headsets! The HTC Vive looks so cool. And holy shit Blizzard made an FPS.
>>713335758
Unless I find a carbon copy of Wife-Chan, because she was completely different compared to IRL friend. She looked the same but personally wise, she was a different person. Maybe I will have delayed Oracle powers.
Post some fucking proof pussy, a link to the news article, time stamp anything.
>>713336031
>The HTC Vive looks so cool.
Viral marketing campaign detected.
Oh well, it was nice to feel for a moment.
Kek
>>713334478
Nigga it was just a car accident calm your tits nightmares aren't going through something you seem to be white so it looks like you will get government money for your "PTSD" which mind you a nig or spic would never get offered . Honestly it looks like you need to check your priveledge
>>713335989
lmao
>>713336031
What country do you live?
>>713336133
If this reassures you the hand things look like a mix of a fleshlight and a dildo
>>713336161
Down with the comatose privilege!
>>713332841
How does it feel finding out that in two years we passed from having two genders to having at least 26 varieties of Transbinarian ponykin and Transracial Cuckofaag?
>>713332841
Anon- "wha-what? What happened?"
Mom- "oh sweety! Thank god! You've been in a coma for two years! It's a miracle you're awake!"
Anon- "get me a computer."
Mom- "yes sweety, of course... But what for?"
Anon- "I need to tell /b/ my story"
What went wrong in your life that you became this?
>>713335254
Lol write a book about your coma dream? That's what people wanna read
>>713336031
When you were not dreaming, could you hear people talking or touching your hand or anything? Or was it completely dark?
>>713336345
He provably was already a /b/tard before playing Cucumber for two years. This explains all.
>>713334726
Only if you spend the rest of the day on here amirite?
>>713332841
Sorry for what you've been through.
>>713336345
he already said its been 6 days since he woke up
>>713336368
You can literally google what does a coma feel like and find websites with stories and testimonies and shit instead of feeding this attention whore
>>713332841
Can u post nudes of ur dead female friend. I m not really interested in ur story. Am only for the tits here
>>713333601
Id like to ask you all kinds of shit. I get really deep on existance dreams etc. Please email me op. [email protected]
>>713335232
Robert Paulson
>>713332841
Donald Trump is President of the United States.
>>713336340
Explain. Now.
>>713336345
6 days ago
>>713336367
Got nothing to lose
>>713336368
Like a normal dream you don't remember in between dreams
>>713336419
Ding ding ding
>>713336512
You fuckers haven't changed a bit
>>713336031
What were the personality differences between your friend and your coma-wife?
Do you love trump if no go get coma'd again fag
fake and gay
You can't date your best friend in your own fantasies. So you fantasize about how she would die and date you in your imaginary dream coma.
You are such a faggot.
>>713336583
I'm Canadian so you guys have fun with that
>>713333601
How long did it all feel? I know its unrealistically hard to explain it but sometimes I feel my dreams go on for hours.
When you woke up did you feel like it was a really long dream?
I'm interested in any aspect of time you can give me related to waking and being in the dreamstate.
Thanks OP, and welcome back.
>>713336589
Can't remember what you heard but you remember a 2 year old dream and how to greentext also I feel like 2 years ago this cancerous post a story over the course of multiple green texts chunks typing format wasn't even used yet
OP if you remember how to sage then do that to this thread
>>713336625
You have it 10x worse - you have a cuck for a Prime Minister.
>>713336625
It turned out that Obama is actually a foreigner.
>>713336777
what? i think you just went full retard
>>713336605
Friend was kinda loud but not obnoxiously loud. She was shit at videogames but would still play and enjoy.
Wife was more kind and shy. Never liked to make a scene. But with only family around she was fun and happy. So she only opened up to certain people.
>>713336754
7 years definitely
Neon yellow is the new black these days. Also, whites are still master race.
>>713336589
>>713336340 (You)
>Explain. Now.
>>713336845
>Cuck
Again. Explain.
>>713337006
Fucking tumblrinas ruin everything
>>713336873
And we are pretty sure he might be a nigger too.
>>713336777
Your memories aren't a hard drive. I didn't delete my knowledge of /b/ to have the coma dream
>>713337111
O shit rly
>>713332841
Zozzle is the new Kek,get used to it fag.
Do you wish that you could've stayed in the coma? At least, in the happy wife-and-daughter phase?
Disney made a new movie called frozen.
>>713337204
Yes. If rather be happy and oblivious than know half of what i remember is dead.
>>713336934
I don't know, it sounds like you didn't even really like your "friend"
Did she just have a hot body or something?
>>713337270
Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge
WAKE UP. WE MISS YOU.
3500^ anons have an heroed since you went comatose.
>>713332841
Post medical bills or gtfo
>>713337370
We should realy put a counter somewhere, like "3.000.000 An Heros served worldwide"
>>713337270
I feel that. Well not really, but you know what I mean
>>713337255
Thank you for telling me about this film released in 2013
>>713337322
No I really liked her as a person. She was the type of person I would want to go partying with, not get married to though.
>>713337441
Kek
>>713337478
I gotchu fam.
Do you even know that you can't Stump the Trump?
>>713337401
Yes. The medical bills. That my parents payed for. Because I was 17. Let me just drive over there at 3:41 to get them. Even though I can't drive for a month.
>>713333814
To be fair there are movies out there with less of a plot than op story.
There is a new suicide squad movie.
>>713337621
real question tho, why the fuck did u have an iphone 2 in 2014
>>713337673
Fuck yes dude who plays harley
>>713337621
post proof then, you must have a lot of get well cards (unless you pitched them) that you were in a hospital for a couple of years
>>713336625
if u in calgary and need someone to talk to hit me up
Eurofags are now muslims
>>713337706
Not everybody gives a fuck about phones, I still have a Samsung S3
/pol/ got taken over by Hillary Clinton shills a couple months ago.
>>713337478
So, what you're saying is that she was an ugly girl?
>>713337673
No. There isn't and has never been.
OP there's a new battlefield game out, world war 1
>>713337738
What your mouth you dirty AmeriKike
New Final Fantasy game is shit.
>>713337713
I don't know actors. Look it up yourself faggot.
>>713337747
hahah ok edge master i was making a joke, chill brah
>>713337706
Parents said if I got a new phone I would have to pay the whole bill. Fuck that.
>>713337723
Apparently they made my parents really depressed after me not actually getting better. I wish I still had them though. Haven't been. Able to talk to any of my friends from high school.
Half life 3 still hasn't come out
>>713337801
Kanker hond
post a picture of your dick as proof you were in a coma
>>713332841
Quick recap
Donald Trump is now president
Han dies
Leafy exists
Overwatch r34 is the new meta
The average size of an iPhone is bigger than your dick
RIP Harambe
You have to pay your way into heaven with tits (pic related)
Pepe is now a white supremacist symbol
/b/ has turned pure porn
The niggers started an uprising called Black Lives Matter. All they do is loot and burn shit.
>>713337838
I could have been in a 20 year coma and it wouldn't be out yet.
>>713337772
8/10 Small tits tho. But Them thighs are the biggest thing I miss
I'm joking
Sorry
>>713337893
>>713337863
How big did you nut after 2 years of nofap?
>>713333601
Donald Trump is president of the United States, so have fun with that.
Op post pic of your thin arms and legs, that way we'll be able to determine if you were in a coma
>>713337954
This
>>713337171
Zozzle is a shit tier attempt that will never truly take off
>>713337817
fair enough man. Real question though, have you gone t see your friends grave yet? or is that too hard right now
>>713337954
This
>>713337954
Bump for interest
>>713337954
Also, did you nut while in coma? Did you have like a wet-coma-dream?
Not saying "krautchan" apparently makes the OP a newfag
>>713332841
the chances of waking up from a 2 year coma is reallly low, why are u lying op ?
>>713337893
Knew that
Holy shit
Who
I am pleased
Ipads are the new iphones?
Again, who
No tits rip
What the fuck
I noticed...
>>713338008
That's actually the first thing I did... Bawled my eyes out like a man.
>>713337954
Apparently when I nut in the dream, I pulled like a wet dream thing. I feel bad for the nurse.
>>713338086
Oh shit he called it
Richard Spencer gave a dope speech. SS is still a meme on /fit/.
>>713338111
I would rather stayed there longer man
>>713336625
You have Justin Tredeau as PM, there's a conspiracy that he's Fidel Castro's secret love child. Fidel is also dead, but you probably know that.
>>713338118
And in dream wife and I did a "you wanna do it again?" Kinda thing. So I hope to god the nurse didnt see me nut while changing my clothes.
Some asshole shot JFK.
>>713338341
fucking zozzled
Rich Piana left humanity behind.
>>713338341
Oh shit why didn't you tell me sooner
I've never looked into coma stories but reading this thread become really fascinated.
Did your parents ever consider giving up on you? I'm sorry if that sounds harsh, but maybe after a period of time they might have just wanted to have closure that you wouldn't be with them anymore, instead of holding on.
I feel like I know the answer already, though.
>>713338341
The US got to the moon and claimed it by planting a flag. There are some rumours that they want to deport all illegal aliens there.
>>713338457
Answer this OP
>>713338411
That sounds stupid. Stop.
>>713338457
>Did your parents ever consider giving up on you?
Nigga, mine did years ago and haven't ever been into a coma.
>>713338491
hey man i dont make the memes, i only enforce them
>>713338341
Kek
> Tumblr invaded real lfe. Unis/colleges have safe spaces for the SJWs and censor free speech.
> Trump is president. He ran against Hillary who was going to win because he's a cock, but wikileaks started revealing she's corrupt as fuck. Plus he capitalized on everyone being sick of SJW shit.
> A gorilla got shot at a zoo and became a meme
> Pepe got accused of racism
> The far right worships a gay jew named Milo now because he makes tumblr cry
> /b/ is now the internets number one place for cuck/"wwyd to my gf" threads. Every thread has a redhead girl who looks 14 but nobodies sure if she's a meme or wtf is going on.
> I got a new job
> /b/ became mainsteam
> People still pretend anonymous is a thing
> Your parents probably found all your porn
> The only good movie of the last few years is guardians of the galaxy. Everything else is a shitty sequel
> Glenn died in the walking dead
> Vaping has become huge among hipster faggots
> A group of confused indians are protesting an oil pipeline that doesnt actually gonthrough their land but they think it does
> Syria is the new holiday destination of choice, ISIS are kings of rekt threads
Oh shit! Someone just flew a plane into the World Trade Center!
>>713338570
zozzleroo friendo
>>713338457
Yeah my mom went through a real bad mental breakdown. She almost got the doctors to pull me off life support. My dad told her, and I quote "Don't be fucking stupid" I heard that one indream. Now I remember it and Kek. I will not fucking zozzle assholes
>>713333601
Have you had mobility problem the first days or you were able to rise from the bed and walks away as soon as you slip out of coma?
>>713332841
Kojima left Konami and started his own company while Konami I still trying to milk the MGS franchise.
>>713338542
I actually laughed so fucking hard.
>>713337977
He awoke from his coma days after Trump was elected. Proof Trump has healing powers and is God
>>713338665
congrat on the job pal, what do you do now
>>713338704
I fell when I tried to stand. It's funny to look back on it now because the nurse just saw me faceplant while yelling asking for Amy. They probably thought I DID get autism.
>>713338743
Jesus trump
>>713338696
zozzle is the way of the future conform or die
Post nudes of amy
>>713336625
Damn dude look up your countries leader
>>713338886
I will die along with my keking brethren
>>713338940
Why do you guys like this hat so much
>>713338960
Wow were fucked
>>713338960
Did he apologize for that statement?
>>713338799
A shitty tax accountant job. Pays well though.
>>713339028
>>713339007
Is he at least better than harper
>>713338665
Thank you.
>>713339109
>>713339091
That answered THAT question...
>>713339091
Yeah, solid reasoning there. Also next year all Canadians should become mimes because it will be 2017.
>>713339091
Oh, and Britain left the EU to escape germany dragging them all down since they're being flooded by muslims.
Between that and god emperor trump, the SJW movement is slowly losing
>>713339007
It's okay you can migrate to Australia, we're only semi-fucked
>>713334008
I wish the past 5 years were a coma dream and I wake up being 16 again, that way I could make choices that didn't fuck up my employment prospects
>>713332841
>female friend driving
Found the problem
I was in a coma for 6 weeks after I wrapped my car around a tree. I don't remember shit and really had no dreams that I remember.
The key is you get alot of random girls you know coming to visit. They always ask what you dreamed about while in the coma. I would always tell them that I didn't dream about much, but I did dream about the time we did "anything we did in the past". This set up easy sex.
TLDR op is full of shit
>The far right worahips a gay jew named Milo now because he makes tumblr cry.
Also, he's British, cannot return to his homeland (you can be arrested for "hate speach" in Euro now), and says he is going to buy 4chan.
>>713339037
Mate im a mechanic apprentice and a pizza man, i think your better off haha
>>713339198
I think that them keeping citizenship is the right move though. It allows us to put them in prison and have them face justice for their crimes. If you strip them of citizenship it opens the door to deportation... so you set them loose in their native country (and on the world) to cause more attacks?
>>713339243
Actually most comatoses report having had really vivid dreams and having issues discerning between what was real of it or not.
>>713339223
Got a Gender Studies degree now?
The U.S. relinquished control of the internet.
>>713339223
No you don't
>>713339198
Wow when did that happen
>>713339243
Yes yes I'm the one full of shit. Because your story of coma getting you pussy is much more believable
>>713339312
Australia it is!
OP, what was the last dream or thought before you woke up? How did you wake up?
>>713339007
Was your dead dream wife hot? How big where her tits
>>713339220
Fuck of cunt, we're full, you can crash on christmas island if you want
>>713339337
No, you send them back to get bombed by putin
>>713339438
Answer this OP
Feminist Geology is a major now. They study the contribution of coastal features to the oppression of women.
>>713339440
answer this OP
>>713339368
It's not that bad, I just didn't complete high school and got arrested for robbing an asian cunt
>>713339438
>>713339440
Answer these OP
>>713339497
I wouldn't ever be half surprised if this turned out to be true.
>>713339472
If they're in prison, Putin will bomb others. Keeping them under the government thumb removes them from the equation. It's as good as killing them here, when it comes to the conflict at hand. They won't be out for 20+ years.
>>713332841
>gets out of a coma
>immediately posts on /b/
You're already dead.
This is hell.
>>713339431
Australia is gun-free now. The government came in and took everything saying that you do not have the right to protect yourself with a firearm./k/ went batshit.
>>713333463
This reminds me of someone like you on here many years ago. If I remember correctly he had been in a coma for 4-6 years, and his coma dream was a weird RPG style adventure, with a goal to defeat a demon king. He got a wife, and a kid, and he woke up right at the moment where they were going to confront the demon. Does anyone else remember this? Or saved it?
>>713332841
>not typing quickly instead of copy/paste from notepad
>not typing as the thoughts come you you
>serving us a stale pretyped story.
>>713339431
>>713339472
That reminds me Hillary and Obama almost started war with Russia and China but Trump got in and he's teamed up for a super-mega-presidential bromance with Putin.
>>713339559
Unfortunately, it is.
>>713339440
I REMEMBER THIS! Oh shit thanks Anon 34dd bra size
>>713339478
Calm the fuck down
Last dream was me sitting on couch listening to Pink Floyd
Last words I ever heard in dream were
"Shine on you crazy diamond"
>>713339610
Fuck off retard, australias gun laws changed 20 years ago, they got restricted (not banned) and everyone in the bush still has a stockpile.
>>713339611
How long ago?
>>713339688
>34dd
Literally, living the dream
Hey /b/ i bet when the OP will find all the SJWs/feminists/gender studies/Tumblr stuff will miss his day in coma.
>>713335989
fuck off newfag you guys just like porn thread and are horny fags jesus that's why this site has porn ads now fuck you even ironic its sad
>>713339715
After AUS losing the Great Emu wars it was apparent that they are harmless even with military grade weapons, so things are chill.
>>713338665
Pics of redhead?
>>713339440
>the essence of /b/ condensed in a single post
>>713339736
If a literal dreamworld gave me AA I would be so pissed
>>713339784
What in the name of fuck is a vapo
Have you told anyone else about your entire dream state? Like your parents?
What was their reaction?
>>713337006
We fucked up anon, we couldn't stop the world from its own shit
>>713339885
Best part these thing are in college campuses and universities /b/ro!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-nvNAcvUPE
>>713339929
They just kinda though it was funny. I never really opened up completely about how emotionally tasking its been. In their mind if was just probably like a normal dream.
>>713337915
yeah dude you missed a really crazy year. I've been on this earth since the end of 1989 and 2016 was by far the most bizarre year ever
liberals got more and more extreme, and i used to be a liberal, but it just got to be too much and now america is like fuck off lefties
bad way to explain it but what a year wew
>>713339885
>>713339688
fucking brilliant song
also answer this op >>713339929
>>713340028
Wow, thats fucking awful dude, I can't imagine how shit that's gotta be.
What movies and games are you most excited to try now in a lighter side?
>>713340078
You were the wrong kind of liberal. Let me introduce you to Molotov Cocktelery and it's applications IRL, newfriend.
>>713332841
Do you still have to finish school or are you just going to skip the last bits
>>713337008
Trudeau effectively pissed off most of the middle class and is slowly driving large busniusses out of Canada. He's raising taxes and making our lives harder. Basically, even people outside of Canada kinda think he's an idiot. He donates too much, at this point, we're paying for Canada and a few other countries. We don't have the funds he thinks we have, the budget in fact doesn't balance itself.
>>713338696
seriously don't listen to these zozzle fags. i rarely even see it on here. shit's gay
>>713337667
Exactly! He should write a book
>>713339602
dude their rape rates are too high to risk. Seriously germany has been suffering. On new years in one city over 1000 girls got sexually assaulted in a night
the dude that won our presidency said he'll ban all muslim immigration after an isis dude gunned down 40 fags in florida. And our left STILL want more muslims
it's madness tbh
>>713340113
Wow you caught all the Unknowns!
>>713340220
Infrastructure spending stimulates economic growth, because there's additional resources for industries to make use of. That's what he meant when he said that the budget balances itself; it's an investment that pays for itself in GDP growth and thus the ability to repay the debt we accrued in the process.
>>713339725
4 I think? Maybe more
>>713340378
If they're raping, toss them in jail even more so. These fuckers are homophobic, and they'll get their fair share of rape in prison....
>>713340113
Oh and I've heard of Pokemon SUN and Moon. Are these some new Unown forms? So exited to get a Vapo-Unown -_-
>>713340152
Just binge watched all the Pokemon sun moon trailers. Wew lad i'd fuck.a silvally
Overwatch looks great. HTC looks awesome but there's no games for it.
Also Suicide Squad and Guardians of the Galaxy look amazing.
>>713340204
Yeah I'm gonna finish high school. I might even meet some of the kids I used to do the whole big buddy/little buddy program our school did.
>>713340253
Hail kekirino
>>713340378
>>713340412
Could you fuckers take this to another thread.
>>713340176
>>>
die commie scum i'm damn near a facist now. I wanted gated nieghborhoods and shit. Not you faggots that burn down businesses and ruin people's cars for fun. I made and threw maltovs when i was like 14. Grow the fuck up before the right gets so pissed off we form our death squads.
I am still fine with gay marriage and want legal weed and hate some of the shit the government does but you know what I hate more? The democratic party trying to force a fucking neocon war hawk down my throat and calling me a sexist racist blah blah for not wanting her,
suck my dick forever fags you flipped me and there's no going back
>>713340484
Sorry but SS is pretty bad
>>713332841
mind control victim detected.
they just put you in a coma so you didn't die from blood loss, the filthy American government would never allow their slave to die, even at the expense of another.
>>713340143
Completely agree with ya man. Modern music didn't really exist for some reason. But I wouldn't complain.
>>713340634
He's Canadian you moron
>>713340484
for one i need proof but i guess
op how did it feel waking up
what was your last thought that you had before the coma
what is your opinion on the new /b/
>>713340472
no, send them to syria so putin trump and assad can form the holy trinity and shred them like a youtube blender demonstration
I pay taxes for our roads and native criminals, not for third worlders that raped our women to get 3 meals a day and tv and rest
>>713340611
Meh, couldn't care less about parties. I'm an Anarchist, and not even American. Now let's behave and not spam OPs thread
>>713340634
that makes literally no sense, why the fuck would the kill a slave to save a slave when they could have let the wounded slave die. You been drinking too much conspiracy koolaid
>>713340472
no, send them to syria so putin trump and assad can form the holy trinity and shred them like a youtube blender demonstration
I pay taxes for our roads and native criminals, not for third worlders that raped our women to get 3 meals a day and tv and rest
>>713340484
sorry. 2016 was full blown warfare for /pol/ we made the news a lot and kek is now a frog god we summon for power
>>713340720
I'd be happy to know my tax dollars were spent enabling the rape of homophobic terrorist assholes. These fuckers deserve to share cells with the biggest black dude that the prison has available.
>>713340634
He's a fookin leaf
>>713340394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWToW9ZNOpo
>>713340634
>>713340662
Then I'll just send a bunch of geese to bomb him. We must protect our cuck overlord
>>713340680
Confusing. Probably looked like I had brain damage. I was asking for my ComaDream Daughter so nurses were confused too
Like i said before I was listening to Pink Floyd - Shine on you crazy diamond
The porn is wiping out the """""" quality""""" content
I say we do a demon ritual and summon moot to smite the horny teens
>>713340811
dude prison magically turn into a rape factory for arabs. Know what happens and has happened and is based in fact? Muslims gang up, protect each other. Muslims radicalize in prison and spread radicalization
we have tons of disaffected black men and the last thing we need is them getting preached to about modern islam and jihad in prison
oh yeah op theres a genre called vaporwave now and it's pretty cool you should check it out. it's like GTA vice city
OP praise KEK!
>>713340638
Yeah doesn't sound too bad at all, not much nowadays compares to the genius of songs like that.
>>713339091
Tredau should apologize for speaking.
He pushes the "Canadians are always nice" thing to far
I'm Canadian and I think he should fucking stop adding shit tax brackets. Fuck man, lowering tax is good, not raising it. We're playing for other countries at this point.
>>713340904
>summon moot
Yeah, he was Transracial all along and transitioned into an Asian male now. You'll see.
>>713340904
praise be moot kek lord
>>713339835
> Literally searched for cuck threads and she was the first thing I saw
Wake up Steve
come on boy
Doctor how long is it going to last?
We really dont know.
I know he can hear us he twitched kinda strangely last week.
His eyes are moving.
>>713340904
oh yeah dude...moot sold 4chan..seriously
he sold it to a japanese scammer that already reduced image limits on b and is probably going to start jewing us ever harder
he is known as gook moot and he is not cool like moot
>>713340976
So divide them throughout the nation, don't allow any given prison to have too many muslims. Spread the word that they're terrorists, that they've killed children. They'll not get a warm welcome, and they won't be converting anyone if they're known for fucking with kids.
>>713340999
>>713340638
Ive got work in a few hours so i need some sleep, its been fun op, add me on steam if your want Zoink Boink
>>713341012
>Tredau
I think this man is in the process of going into a coma
>>713341019
>>713341077
Fuuuck off dude. Noooo come on.
>>713341038
Shes kinda cute I guess. Looks young though.
>>713341077
moot was become a big SJW btw i'm happy he's gone.
Its half past 2, lets to home and have lunch.
sure. i dont think he wants to come.
ah shut ̡ít i͘tş ńot funny.
i know. sorry.
b̶y̧e҉ ҉swęe̶t͝ie.̧ d̡o̷n͡'t͠ w͢o͡r͡r̡y ǫn͘e ͢day̶ you̷ ̀ẃįl̨l͡ h̨av͞e͞ ̷l͡u͏n͠c͠h̡ ҉w͞ith ̢us̨.̨
>>713341145
scary times lad
You missed george bushes brother jeb running for president in the usa and getting memed to death
our president trump talks a ton of shit on twitter and win basically by trolling and calling people names-it was incredible
really i guess best thing to happen this year was usa and britain starting to get sick of tumblr leeching in to real life
our meme pepe went super mainstream and got branded a hate symbol
/pol/ morphed in to a real political movement in the usa and hillary clinton was forced to talk about it
Were you awake for the fappening?
>>713341012
>>713341145
>Trudeau the cuck
enjoy your orwellian 1984, Canada
>>713336063
Kill yourself.
>>713333601
So.. Donald Trump is a president now..
...thanks
I̶ w͝ond͝er͏ if ͟h͞e s͜ee̕s͜ ̧u͠s ̴in̵ h͢is̸ ҉dreąms͝.
̶Of cou͏rse h̷e͡ do҉e͡s w̶e a̢re ͏hiś f͞am͏i̕ly.
I k̸now̕ ̛t҉ha̶t̶ he ͜c̡a̶n̡ ҉at͏ lea͘s̷t̴ ̷hear̛ u͏s.̶
̵Ì͞sn̡͡'҉͠t̕ ͜t̶̡ḩ͜͞A̴͜t҉̵̨ ̀r̶i͞҉g҉͝h̕͡t̀͜ ́s̢͠͞w̢̕͞eet̢҉ie͞?̧҉
̶̸you̸͢͜ ͘͡w͢͞i̡Ĺ̷͢ĺ̢ ̨b̕e ͜b̴a̢͝c̶K̶͠ ́so͏͜o̴̶n̴͜ ̕i ̷kńòw̷̷ i̴t͏.́
̶͢y̵ơu̴ s͜pe͝ņ͜t̨̧̀ ̶́e̵̢no҉̢͘ù̧Gh̛́ ̧́͝t̴i̢̛m̵ȩ͞ ͘͠i͝͠n̕ ̧̕d̢rea͘͘m̡͟l̛a̡̛n̸̨d̷̨.̵̴
ú̙̱͠h̺̗͇́̀m̷̞͇̟̳ͅ ̡̱̳͓̦̗̞̬͟͠w̵̡̡̲̗h̙̙̗͞a͏̡͍͉̘̟̜̦̲ṱs̸̨̳̪͍̜̙͡ ̸̹͙w̢̤͍̟r͔̝͍̙̣̟͟͞o̵̫̖̫͢͡n͙̖͈̘͕g̻̺?̷̧͈̮̰
̨̛̪̮͇w͍̟̭̳͟h̞̘̪y҉͚̖̫̟ ̫̣̝̹̱I͔͙̕͢ś͏ͅ ̡̹͇̫̜̫̥̱͝h̢̧̟̻̲̬̪͞E̫̦̞̟̙̝͡ ͈͍̘̩̻̕b̵͏͔̰͚̥r̛͎͙̰̟͕e̷̬̱̘̹̯̼͠a̘͞ͅt̙̦́͟h͙͍̠̻́i̷̢̛̘͙̬̬̫̺̼n̨̳̣̭G҉̖͍̯̟̖͢ ͏̪͈͖̻͎̤͍͔s͓̠̗̥͇̟̼̬͡͞o̷̥̪͉̹̥̠̪͝ ̺͇H̴͙̹̰̜̤͖ͅȨ̫͘A͇̦͟V̷҉̪͎̫͍̮̼͙̥͕i̠̳̜̻̰͇͇̘e̢͈̙̞̗̙͓̕͠ḻ̷̬̤̙͓̗̭̪̯ỳ̬̗͙͎̝̟̱̲͘͡?̴͍̥͟
̵͚͔̣̰̯͎͚͚͜͝ò̡͇ḩ̰̳ ̳͈̕m̶͚̬̯̤͇̤y͓̮̺̥ ̦̳̹G̢̹͎̰̘̪̰͓͘Ó͉̭̖̟̗͉̟͉͢͠D̷҉̲̬̳͍͔͉̭̬͝ ҉̛͏͈̹̹̮̺͕g̢̲͉̬͎͎e̷̟̪͔ͅT͎̗̭̳ ̷͕̬̘̳̦̲͝ͅt̫̰̳͚̯ͅh҉͇̳͙̮͟͡ȩ̱̦̥͎̬̙̻̥͡ ̳̯̗̗̟̰̻͟d̩͎̣̳͘͜͢ͅo̱̮̭̰͘͢C̨͉̖̘̱͚t̷͕̜̩̹̪̼͙̕O̵̡͚r̟̞̹̀͜͞ ͇̻̺̦̼̯̲̰N҉͏̷̲͎̩O͙͘͞W̧͕̟͝!̸̖̰̘̝͚͜
̩̭̹̲̗̟̘ẃ̴̹̝̠͓͇̖h̡͎̜̖̰̀Y̴͕̦̰̙̼̺̝̤̕͡ ̰í̛̺̗̠͈̪͕ͅs̹͔̗̤̬̬ ̡̤̥͚̕͞T͍͇̗͓͚̭͔͉͘͘h͙̭͎̥͡i̡̛̬̙͎͇̞͝S̴͈͞ś̨͍̱̦͈̰͓.̷̧͖͖͓̭̫͖͕͙.͚́.̶̗͔
>>713334008
You want to tell me this reality is just a dream caused by coma in which i read about a guy that had dream in a coma dream??
>>713341265
I think he was getting scared he would never get laid then /pol/ sp[read around 4chan that he got cucked by that youtube girl
i think that really hurt his butt and he lashed out and sold us
maybe he will reform and come back
OP look if you believe >>713341372 is exagerating things, look pic related is the first/most important national italian newspaper
>>713341071
how did you know my name? its not funny asshole. i know im back in reality. just fuck you with your edgy memes
>>713341678
Dude hell yeah. Go pepitaly
>>713341623
This
And OP, watch out for the guy with the black beard in your dreams, he's gonna try to harm you.
>>713341804
I'll watch out for pirates in my dreams don't worry anon
>>713341071
>>713341366
>>713341623
>>713341804
STOP
ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY STOP
>>713341899
Obvious samefag.
What are your plans, OP?
>>713342044
Finish high school, hopefully get in a good college. PTSD at 19 is gonna be a real bitch to deal with though.
Nice story OP.
But there was nobody walking the dinosaur in your dream? :^(
Al right guys. Thread is kill. Just want to say bye before 404. I had some keks and zero fucking zozzles. Shine on you crazy dickheads.
>>713341038
Her sisters hot too
>>713342377
peace man. stay strong, hang in there. real life can be great too, just might take a lot of hard work
>>713342377
Good luck on your remaining journey man
Badoo
Bean
>>713342377
Wtf is a zozzle
I don't go on b often
>>713342552
You will learn soon newfriend
>>713339220
dont i dont want niggers here
>>713342182
what activate your PTSD?I know there are specific things for veterans (thunderbolts during rain for example). What doctors have said to you?
Sorry to hear that man. You know, you've got a strong soul to survive that. It's not easy.
Whatever you do man, stay the fuck away from drugs. Sounds like you might never come down. I took a lot of Nbome 25b one day and died. For a while I was seriously fucked up. I wanted to believe over and over that I lived forever and only day passed. I still don't know what to say about that, but.... I decided to say Fuck It.
We dream and that is what makes life wonderful.
bye steve good luck in life mate
>>713333601
How did you end on 4chan 6 days after waking up
>>713332841
Could you feel irl people call your name or touch you?A lot of people say the can see what is happening irl,did any of that happen to you?
>>713332841
I find it quite weird that he would remember fucking beginning of a dream 2 years ago -,-
>>713342377
Hope shit works out for ya mate
>>713335232
Francis
>>713340484
Nah. Suicide Squad's pretty shit.
Unless you regularly go to Hot Topic.
>>713333601
>>713333463
>>713332958
>>713332841
Alright OP, you're in for some shit.
>>713336498
how is he an attention whore we dont know who he is he will be forgotten. he has no name therefore any attention is meaningless. hes talking like all of us if people respond they want to whether its real or not and whether they know if its real or not.
im sure its nice for op to talk and have people to ask questions, if he didn't want that for himself he would have not come on here.
