how do i fuck my friends mom ????
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how do i fuck my friends mom ????
she s always given me the eye
Grab her by the pussy.
Very carefully.
i eat the crust out of her panties in there bathroom
>>713317375
With your dick
>>713317375
Give her 2 in the pink and one in the stink.
it tasted like cumm
why dont u fuk girls ur own age pussy. that old hag dont want ur unexpierneced ass
Duh, upside down and backwards.
>>713317375
With a lot of money or a couple of roofies...
Your call.
do y'all think shes fuck worthy
>>713317375
Send copies of her bank records, and her live-in boyfriend's paystubs from the last 6 months to her ex-husbands lawyer proving undeclared income.
the one night i wint swimming at there house and she came out i might have pic let me find it she was in this skim little thing she seen that i was hard is a rock
>>713317627
how did your friends cum taste
>>713317779
I lost my virginity to my friends mother.
All you need to do is let her know that you are interested. She will do the rest.
Compliment her on an outfit she is wearing. Tell her that you compare all of the girls that you consider dating to her. Ask her for dating advice.
You will not fuck her. She will fuck you.
:)
>>713317499
is that her son? kek imagine fcking her infront of that cuck
>>713317627
>i eat the crust out of her panties in there bathroom
>>713317779
more of the milf on the right
Yeah thats her son
>>713318899
Lmao that's the majority of how every white person in /b/ looks like.
i get so nerves around her she gives me the i wanna fuck u eye
her tits are so busty
>>713319499
>>713319679
post more pics of her with her cuck son
>>713319803
hey post more of the right one here>>713317779
start by showing her this thread.
her son more
Looks like she's married to a cuck. Hope you're black and not a beta and you're in the bag
>>713317375
insert dik in da pussy
the chick on the right
>>713319803
where you gettin these pics from?
i heard this guy pounding her i jerked off lol
:)
>>713320588
Are you the son? ever thought of recording the audio from outside the door?
>>713320064
I would fondle her infront of him, spank her if he came closer
would it be fucked up is i was ????
bump
:P
>>713321202
holy god I want to fucking bury my dick inside her warm meat
>>713317375
>Very carefully.
OP just ask her if she wants to fuck.
She wont tell her son or your friend cause its akward.
me to im always doing sneaky stuff when im over there
>>713322027
>this
just message her right now op, come clean. she wont say shit so worst case she says no and is weirded out.
>>713322027
Samefag here if you wont I will fuck her ill make you watch
should i tell her i wanna fuck when im drunk
dude im gonna do it
eeee
>>713322677
message her right now faggot
post results
>worse case "wtf anon no"
>best case you destroy that milf pussy
okay lets see what she said
Mmmmm
>>713323305
show us the message faggot and if you didnt do it yet do it now
im serious, this is genuine advice. you will never get laid if you don't try.
>>713323305
Dubs decide thread. Post that shit and we'll get you laid.
still waiting
>>713323400
Dubs command it op
Bump
>>713323400
Thy dubs commandeth
dude she had all this fem dom stuff to when i was sneaking around her room
>>713323400
i got dubs so you need to send that message and post it so we know you did
>mfw not ruining this for you
>>713323667
OP don't be a cuck fggt post the text
>>713321573
post feet pics of either?
Swear i need to do this im really frisky right now
>>713323953
got any feet pics of her?
>>713323667
Like what?
>>713323953
does her son know thats his friends are looking at his mom? does he suspect it?
>>713319704
More of her sister on the right
shes like dream girl for me im waiting for her to get back on fb
Ask if she want big fuck time. If yes. Give big fuck time.
>>713324183
I hope you're not being a faggot
yeah i tell him im gonna fuck his mom he just giggles swear .
I know that bitch. It's Barb, she'll let anyone hit it.
im edging right now waiting on her
>>713324577
can confirm.
i fucked her while i was on vacation
how do you know her ?
ask her if you can suck her fat cock
that's obviously not your friend's "mom"
Live in Elizabeth. She's never turned down a clock.
That is her family
i might no you
My name is anon.
Post conversation anon. Proof you're not a fag...
im gonna tryin fuck her
Go for Marianna. Barbara has to be blown out by now.
Post convo
>>713323400
this chick is confirmed whore and you are to pussy to message her, even after my dubs commanded you to.
op is a faggot until proven otherwise as usual
i was gonna in till you called me a fag now im keeping them for my self
>>713325779
You're offended on 4chan .
>>713325779
good now im going to dox this whore and tell her you posted this and eat her pantie crust you sick fuck she will know exactly who you are
Her son can't have too many friends OP. post message or I will show her this thread.
>>713325998
we all know this cuck probably only has 1 friend and she would definitely know it was him
fill the rain on you skin :)
>>713317375
"Hey Barb, how about I 'secure' your ass tonight? -Anon"
>>713325779
Enough with your 12yo bs. Show the texts or get rekt
i never messaged her chill im screed
>>713326593
Do it pussy, I bet you won't
This is boring. It's just some old cunt who uses too much makeup, and acts like a teenager.
Give me the name and I'll attempt to get the nudes .
Do it faggot, it's about time for your balls to drop. She'll let you in.
im sorry guys im a pussy
>>713326890
you coward
now im going to have to find her profile and tell her about this little sham... to bad for you OP. you could have gotten laid, now your probably getting a restraining order and shitkicked by your cuck friend.
>>713326890
Give FB then. Shit. Be a fucking /b/ro
>>713327053
finding it now
daughter thread?
>>713317627
>there
learn your own language, fgt
>>713318102
>there house
illiterate fgt
>>713327342
Still waiting.
plz no my life will be crushed :(
>>713328481
Profile has been found. I will give OP 10 minutes to message her asking to fuck in whatever way he wants with proof. Otherwise I post profile link and we all send screenshots of thread so she can investigate.
Your choice op, choose wisely.
>>713328481
weak
Gotta lovet Google search. East to fina fb :)
>>713328804
bump
i cant do it its my mom :O
>>713328804
OP has 6 minutes. Clock is 'tickin!
>watch this faggot backpedal
better, then you don't have to fix a date.
>>713329126
Lolllll ya fucked
>>713329126
Why would you tell me that retard?
Now I am going to msg her telling her, her own son posted this... pathetic.
Just msg her and post results. You can always play it off as a joke if she freaks.
I rather kill my self
What if this is all a ploy for some guy getting revenge on this milfs son?
>>713329342
You might have to after I tell her about this and share the link to her profile with the rest of the /b/ros. Who wants the link? OP has 2 minutes to msg her and post results. Not fucking around anymore.
>>713329408
It would be a very good plot, because I have this whores FB on que whenever op fails to deliver.
>>713329408
Then it is a pretty well executed plan that deserves success.
Link fb here ;) so he knows it not a joke
>>713329610
Yo I gotta try this sometime. If you see a thread like this again don't fuck me over lol
>>713329625
Going to let OP post one last time before I end his life. I would suggest you post a msg to your mom asking to get it in, otherwise she gets a msg from me showing her this and then i post link.
>>713326828
fuck off randy
Well?...
So it was an empty threat?
Booooooo!
God dammit
>>713330175
>>713330196
>see
>>713329750
if op thinks he outsmarted me by not posting anymore, hes wrong. last chance op.
when angels deserve to die
>>713330294
Do it faggot
This will 404 before anything happens.
>>713317375
give her the good ol' licaroo
It's all been the same person and now this faggot has to make a fake facebook page
>>713330294
He already made his choice, post it !
>tfw blackmail fails
sorry /b/ros i tried
>>713330666
Fuck off satan
lol chump
>>713317375
You dont, read the brocode
>>713330847
dont worry op someone will dox your whore mom and send her this. it will happen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcnFMrIYIM0
i do fuck with the brocode but that guy was trying to squeez me
>>713330646
+1
>>713327342
howd you get it? I checked all the fb image numbers
>>713330928
Im pretty sure any bro would be down with letting a friend bang his mom.
>>713317375
inb4 OP is the son and wants to fuck his mom
>>713332081
It's actually canon that this whole thing has just been made up by some faggot who is working hard as we speak to make a Facebook page
Lmao. I can't wait to show her this, and don't worry, she never would fuck you
OP is a GIGANTIC cuck and will NOT deliver
>>713318436
she fuck me?
>>713317779
Fuck no. Bitch looks like cigarettes are finally taking their toll.
She is absolutely stunning.
>>713317375
>how do i fuck my friends mom ????
Walk up to her and press A.
