Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: Shitposters are actually claiming edition
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kurome Claimed.
>>713315243
Ohoho she's top tier. I cried at the end, I wish things were different for the both of them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCCeuyzql_c
Claimu!
>>713315874
Cheeseburgers, English Muffin Pizzas, anything that isn't a weird snack.
Well this is cancer
Dis mine.
>>713316192
isn't all of /b/ cancer?
Akari claim
>>713316173
I've never heard of english muffin pizzas :o
can you post me an image.jpg of one?
>>713316192
what is?
>>713316192
le its just a thread hehe xd
>>713316173
>>713316212
no that mine
Reimu-san claimu~
[ ] World peace
[X] Kill all avatarfags
>>713316237
generally
>>713316284
things
>>713316313
hank=hand=dead
>>713316508
What a grim resolve.
>>713316508
This
Reimu-san, you'll listen to my amazing jokes, won't you?
Of course you will!
You're a sweet Miko.
>>713316556
what is a hank and hand? :o
>>713316508
why do you want them to die?
>>713316508
So are you an avatarfag if you actually pretend you are your waifu?
>>713316589
Imagine if they bent that to life. Sup Anomaly.
fuck these fucking captchas
these fucking things never work
>>713316646
I've got one for you, Reimu!
What's a cat's way of keeping law and order?
>"What might that be, anonymous?"
Claw Enforcement!
>"Hah! That one made me chuckle"
You're so nice to me, Reimu..
>>713315925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
>>713316674
Kek newfag
It was just some annoying douche that used to frequent waifu threads
>>713316816
cute
>>713316212
See? that Nui is too small to be the real one!
>>713316284
Can't really find an image of the kind i like, but google can help you know what it is.
>>713316816
Luluco!
>>713316757
Because I don't like them
>>713316781
Yes.
>>713316792
That'd be somewhat interesting.
Somewhat drunk, you?
Also I'm not sure whom I'm holding a conversation with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrxJCOVsV1E
>>713316882
I'm not a newfag, I've been on 4chan for 2 years now ya dingus :o
>>713316920
:(
ok i will google then, wish me luck!
>tfw no chibi-reimu plush doll to squeeze when I'm lonely
>>713316860
Too lewd
>>713316927
Were you around in 2012? /b/ was infested with them.
>>713316816
>>713316860
>>713316254
>>713316192
so many cutes suddenly appeared. >>713317006
that's a funny way of spelling not lewd enough
>>713317001
>same guy bashing others for having a job and real girlfriend everybody
>>713316927
Jerk
Hey everyone!
How's it hanging?
>Tristana claim and main
>>713315925
These threads are so cringe. Too bad we can't see your faces, bitch tits, and cheese dust covered fingers.
>>713317094
Me? I wouldn't bash someone for having a job or girlfriend.
>>713316674
a dead person
>>713317084
I've been here for a while
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>713316920
this doesn't seem right nui
>>713317146
hey poppy
>>713317260
rest in paradise :(
it's always sad when people die
What's that, Reimu?
You're hungry you say?
Well, I'm not particularly great at cooking, but I'll try something...
Oh, no.. I don't drink.
Thanks for the offer, Reimu-san..
>>713317102
>>713316920
Actually that's a regular size Nui in a big ol hand.
>>713317281
I don't get what the heck is wrong with being single.
>>713317210
this. betas itt probably have anime pillows to hug, kiss, and hump. KEK
>>713317260
if i just noticed you then to me you just appeared.
>>713317476
no one here is single :o
we all have our waifus! ^-^
>>713316961
The only one who calls you Anomaly. Id get drunk but we have no good mixers for dark spirits.
https://youtu.be/xOV9QnGGYMg
>>713317503
What the..?
>>713317328
Not entirely dead
>>713317605
Fair enough
>"Anonymous, what's taking so long?"
F-food will be out in just a few!
>I accidently knock over your treasured bottle of alcohol whilst cooking
Oh, Reimu.. I'm so sorry..
>>713317328
>Poppy
Hey Kona
>>713316984
Sorry i couldn't help.
>>713317328
That's what they look like before you put the cheese and anything else on them, i use american cheese.
But yeah that's why i couldn't find an image.
>>713317423
So that means you've lied this whole time!
But where did you find that one?
Night guys
>>713317695
life support? :o
>>713317751
hows mexico and life?
>>713317612
But being single is great. I save up all the money I make from work, don't have to worry about buying my gf gifts and clothes, and I get to watch TV and surf the net for as long as I want.
>>713317640
There are quite many who do that to be honest.
https://soundcloud.com/therealbonjr/chaos-is-a-ladder
>>713315925
THERE IS BUT ONE WAIFU
THE FIRST WAIFU
THE WAIFU BEFORE ALL OTHERS
>>713317773
You mean Night Raid*
>>713317773
night guy
>>713317764
so baby pizzas? :o
>>713317821
I do that too but I buy stuff for konata
where do you work?
>>713317799
No
Just dead to me
>>713317866
Please explain further.
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>713317426
>>713317799
I'm in the states and I'm not from Mexico. I've been well, just flooded with work and all I want to do is play league. Yours?
>>713317916
Walmart stocking shelves and helping people. What about you?
>>713317916
Ijustwantedtogetonelasthugbeforedriftingoffintotheoblivion.png
>>713317702
L-Listen, Reimu. I k-know you're mad, b-but please, it was a-an accident!
>You form your hand into a fist, this causes me to wince for impact
>Suddenly, I feel a light tap on the shoulder.
>Your hand is now over my shoulder, patting it
>You open your mouth to say
>"It's okay, ya goober! We'll just buy another one"
>I let out a sigh of relief, and turn around, opening my arms to you
Reimu, I...
>>713317821
what if i get all of that and still have a wife too?>>713317695
much like your looks
>>713317898
hello akame
>>713318129
>gives one last hug
>>713317997
How long are you giving it?
>>713318221
Then you would achieve something magical! And i'm Kurome, Akame is my older sister.
>>713317848
https://youtu.be/-1vJQxmGoQU
Also the only one who you would probably know. Apart from Ruri.
>>713317916
Never thought of a cute name like for it but that's correct, though they taste so much better.
>>713318130
>Reimu, I
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER
>>713317987
SHE IS THE ORIGINAL WAIFU
HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT
THE WAIFU THAT CAN NEVER BE QUESTIONED
If you mean the image, I only screenshotted that part. I don't remember what he was referring to.
>>713318221
You aren't sachi though.
Eh whatever, I said I was go, and I am going to go.
>>713318130
>You wrap your arms around me, embracing me tightly
>I'm now in a deep comfort, It feels like I could fall asleep at any moment
>You pat my head, telling me how much you love me
>I drift off into a deep slumber, never to wake up again.
>You continue to hold me, until the very end.
>>713316920
C;
>>713317084
^-^
ITT: beta maxes
>>713318472
*hug*
>>713318442
Isn't she actually Lilith or something? I guess she really is the original waifu.
>>713318346
Do I perhaps have you on steam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmZYgqBp1gI
>>713318493
>^-^
Gay as fuck. What a faggot.
>>713318480
Virgin confirned
>>713318342
ah my bad then i guess I'm a magician
>hello kurome
>>713318493
OMG WHEN I CLICK HER SHE BLINKS
>CUTE
>>713318501
would waifu if not for my waifu
>>713318706
The cringe continues.
>>713318706
She doesn't take half your paycheck every two weeks? She lets you buy whatever you want? She lets you watch as much TV as you want? She lets you surf the net all day long too?
>>713317985
did they hurt you?
I will actually kill them :o
>>713318056
wait were you always in the states? not portugal?
and I've been good, I'm doing secret santa with friends and saving up for a new pc
>>713318090
I work at a call center for old people who need drugs and diapers
my mom works at walmart she hates life :(
>>713318129
why did you reply to me?
>>713318362
do you like baby burgers?
>>713318589
THIS IS CORRECT
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>713318238
I dont want to think or set any time for it
>>713318930
Try to make home for mom as welcoming and comfortable as possible for her. Like a clean kitchen and bathroom. Moms love that.
>>713319000
Nice trips but off by one!
I think it's the soul of Lilith inside Rei and the body of Lilith is inside Central Dogma.
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>713318493
Howdy! up to much?
>>713318930
Never heard of those, what are they like?
>>713318596
Possibly. Id claim with who I normally do but other thread. Should be a big clue.
https://youtu.be/zIbA-0INj_Y
>>713317764
How is there any lie there at all?
It was on Pixiv. Artist is mmc_y.
>>713318925
yeah she even sometimes surfs with me. like I said magic
>>713319023
i think winry got me started on the whole blonde/blue eyed deal
>>713318346
I mean, there are others the call him Anomaly on thread, me included
>>713319355
You always called it a smol Nui until now!
Ah, thank you.
>>713318706
Mhm ^W^
>>713319211
Just playing siege hbu?
>>713319066
Well then, pretty much everyone else has already gone past their time.
>>713319276
I don't really follow, but if I have you on steam, you could just contact me there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTaOzFVZIIY
>>713319366
I hope I can find a girl like that. If my wife takes my computer away then I'm taking her cellphone.
Why did Spiderman give up?
>>713316465
is that even possible?
>>713319537
I musta forgot bout the rest of the set those times, it does look like a smol Nui alright. Now this lil Nui, this is smol.
But regular genuine Nui is mine. Smol Nuis do not exist so far as I'm aware. Unless she can make lil clones as well as regular ones, I've never asked her to.
>>713319600
I made the other thread.
https://youtu.be/tMdCpbZ-xkA
>>713319071
I don't live with my mom but I will try my best
>>713319023
I love you, I don't want you hurt ;-;
>>713319211
I thought you would know :o
I just made it up, maybe they real
>>713319600
i like the lulu mix but thats prolly cuz im biased
>>713315925
You have a quite fine good taste sir
>>713320036
>>713319366
blonde hair and blue eyes is the best thing
>>713320142
I'm not hurt
>>713319953
heyo shinoa
>>713319749
all shit posters do eventually. it's the cycle
>>713319649
my wife actually gave me her phone when mine was broken just to surf /b/.
>>713319569
this much adorableness should not be allowed in one entity
>>713320240
nice belly
>tali
>>713320240
just making sure :o
you have my phone number
just call me if you're ever in danger
>>713320084
Rory..?
>>713320142
Never played her.
>>713320310
>>713319569
What's siege?
I'm fine, listening to some music.
Do anything this week?
>>713320036
How did you forget though?
And nonsense, you still have a phony!
Smol little helper Nuis would be adorable.
>>713320142
I googled and it seems there are little burgers but they just look smaller and likely taste the same.
>>713320162
I'm speaking politely, that should be good enough!
so apparently there is a bait waifu thread that rory started that all the shit posters are currently in
>>713320560
she's very fun and her spells are silly! ^-^
so you play lux :o
>>713320634
what's your favorite flavor of burger?
>>713320560
Yep.
>>713320634
Prolly since they're in different folders. I keep group pics and just Nui pics separate.
Definitely genuine 100% real Nui.
It'd be adorable as heck, but I get a feeling that unless we're lookin to either do some sewing or wreck the place they won't be too much help.
We only frequently use the clones for, uh, one thing really.
>>713320747
9287129968 :o
>>713320703
Call it containment
>>713321169
its funny how such a simple trick worked ^_^
>>713320747
there truly is something about a girls bodily form
>>713320572
I can't tell if this is a positive or negative reaction.
>>713320765
I only ever really played Vel'Koz, Victor, Vladimir and Urgot.
>>713320859
Would have never guessed without that.
Still a bit odd if you ask me.
>>713320765
I just like a cheeseburger with ketchup only, i'm kinda picky.
>>713320995
Ah, that makes sense then.
Nonsense!
They'd be fun to hang out with though.
And what's that, doing the cooking and stuff like that? because that best be what you mean.
>>713321028
ok
>>713321336
it's pretty good
>>713320634
Lol more Kirby??
>rainbow six siege
>>713321493
you really like your V's :o
>>713321513
picky eater?
>>713321517
that's sachi's phone number
I'm going to bed
later gators!
>>713321517
im actually getting sleepy
>>713321624
nice
>>713321720
go to sleep
>>713321624
I really like the mages that look like they can cause some havoc.
>>713321718
Sleep well.
OP is married to a transgender sketch comedian HAHAHAHAHAH
>>713321336
I didnt link mine. They thought mine was the real one. Now theres 2 shitposters going at it.
>>713321493
Technically Rory was claimed.
Oh, I didn't know there was already another thread that has more....
What a failure I am, jaja.
>>713321718
hang yourself lol
>>713321769
but I'm not sure if i wanna
>>713321946
this is just hilarious
>>713321622
Zelda this time around actually.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b-Mz8EBRTw
>>713321624
Kinda i suppose.
>>713321718
Goodnight.
MFW OP IS MARRIED TO A FUCKING FRANKENSTEIN LOOKING EMO DUDE
>>713321946
If that is your avatar, what does it matter?
You have the superior dibs.
>>713322005
Go fuck yourself, cunt.
>>713322005
RIP Mami
>Roll for Karen loods
goodnight
>>713321513
Not nonsense, actually.
Definitely fun. Lil destructive, but lots of fun.
More fun than that, guess again~
(Also I do all the cooking since, even though her and I can interact smoothly, it's not like she can manipulate 3d world stuff)
MFW OP IS REGRETS HIS MARRIAGE TO TREVOR MOORE SO MUCH HE WOULD RATHER MARRY A PURPLE VIDEO GAME CHARACTER BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
90s era Digi Charat / Digiko.
GET ON MUH LEVEL
>>713322218
Fug, I was close.
>>713322247
goodnight as well. it's sleepy time.
>>713322205
Um, okay.
I'd rather kill myself though.
>>713322218
"Respawn in peace."
How are you holding up?
POST YFW YOU REALIZE OP CANT EVEN LOOK HIS TRANSGENDER WIFE IN THE EYES ANYMORE SO HE COMES ONLINE AND PRETENDS TO BE MARRIED TO A PURPLE VIDEO GAME CHARACTER WITH A BUNCH OF OVERWEIGHT VIRGINS
>>713322176
Not bad I'm listening to spoopy creepy pastas. C:
Do u like horror
>>713322485
Is something wrong with you love?
>>713322547
>smoking meth hitting cats on the block with the fat boi
What's your response to this guy Tali? Is it true?
>>713322547
>MFW I REALIZE OP CANT EVEN LOOK HIS TRANSGENDER WIFE IN THE EYES ANYMORE SO HE COMES ONLINE AND PRETENDS TO BE MARRIED TO A PURPLE VIDEO GAME CHARACTER WITH A BUNCH OF OVERWEIGHT VIRGINS
Bunch of sad man baby virgins kys
>>713322247
Sleep well Kirino.
>>713322258
Surely you jestin!
I read that as Lil detective at first, but i see no problem there.
You best not be implying what i think you are.
(Ah, well i figured since you brought up making a cheesecake.)
>>713322553
It depends, most of it is overdone and meh, but some i can come to like.
>>713322783
your image reminds me of the teletubbies
>Your image reminds me of the teletubbies
>>713322646
Lots actually, but still keep going until it's too late.
With a bang!
hey hand
>>713322916
aww cmon you talked to me last time and we had a pretty good convo going
>Hey Hand
>"aww cmon you talked to me last time and we had a pretty good convo going"
>>713322917
If something's wrong seek help from your friends
They care about you
Hope things get better for you soon
>""
>>713323035
eh well fuck it then. it's late anyway. time for bed
>>713322862
Oh, I aint jestin.
Detective Nui sounds cute.
And I'm implyin exactly what you think~
(I quite like cooking and baking all sorts of things)
devin
real new bread?
>>713323472
it is real
