Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Thanks
Abandon thread..
the great triggering begins
Kurome Claimed.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
seeing people pass around '<3' and stuff like that, I get really fucked up and confused.
>We are both male
>From what i can gather Yui is also bi
Like, I don't know what the fuck to think, yeah maybe if Yui was female but my mind is so foggy and stupid.
I like each and everyone of you guys, sure, some more than others but that's a given with everything.
I'm lonely as fuck in real life, I've probably said this before, but it's true, and I am sure many others are like it. Yeah, I have no friends but you guys, I can talk about anything, it really feels like I can fit in somewhere and belong.
Anyway, what I am trying to say is, that my mind is mixing up this 'roleplay' stuff, with actual emotions. I don't know how to feel about all these 'I really like you/love you/missed you' stuff.
There, I think thats what i wanted to say.
I don't know anymore.
yui hug me
>>713309362
I doubt it. I hope you find someone nice.
>>713309928
Ubishit still isn't doing their job and they've known about it for two hours. Brilliant. They're "Investigating."
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY I FINALLY HAVE ENOUGH GOOD BOY POINTS TO TAKE MY BODY PILLOW OVERSEAS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdU7-U9zlaU
>>713309805
Shit poster here claiming the blonde
>>713309500
>Just a little bit taller.
Consider that she is probably still in development.
>>713309454
Answers to what?
>>713309928
go to /a/ or /jp/ if you want anime fags to talk to you stupid fuck
>>713310038
Ill delete mine then.
>>713309500
Im fine. Cooking for family tonight because I had a day off. Just something with what we have at home. Fancy will be more tomorrow night as its my neices birthday. We had the party yesterday. We saw a snek.
>>713310078
>>713310080
Good.
MOMMY MOMMY CAN I USE YOUR CREDIT CARD TO TAKE MY WAIFU PILLOW OVERSEAS?
>>713310126
Prepare for rape
>>713310067
Claimu!
>>713309360
Oh yeah, how was your thanksgiving? i don't think i asked.
>>713310067
Greetings, Konata!
>>713309358
Yea, I believe that is the episode.
It got to the point that I couldn't watch the opening of the second half of season 2 because I would get this flood of emotion of joy and realization that this beautiful thing that I had watched was coming to a close.
>>713309360
Come on Tali, its Yui's Birthday, I value her more than I do my sexual urges. Later though.
>>713309613
>
OH BOY HERE COMES THE TEARS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUI
>>713310078
I don't know, I don't see a lot of people talking about anime.
>they dont shitpost if its their thread
This degenerate beta
>>713309988
I don't deserve anyone nice. I am an assassin.
MOMMY PLEASEEEEEEE LET ME TAKE MY BODY PILLOW OVERSEAS!!!!!!!
best girl claimed!
Mr. Spiderman?
Tear down this thread.
>>713309809
Just your friendly neighborhood shrine maiden.
>>713310341
Ur waifu is shit
Only spidey is good
>>713309805
Claimed
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>713309854
No, i-i won't give in to your sick demands
>and no I'm not STOP
>>713310247
Even your hugs are too cute
>I'm not sure if i can handle how cute you are
>>713310253
you went to the wrong boards then
/a/ is specifically for anime and /jp/ is specifically for otaku culture
Why does everyone seem to forget that they're not the waifu they claim?
>>713310401
From those tarot threads? What are you doing here?
>>713310216
greetings! ^-^
how are you tonight?
>>713310209
it's just a youtube link :o
>>713310338
image.jpg-kun.
Please take me to NYC
S-senpai uguu~
MOMMY MOMMY I HAVE ENOUGH GOOD BOY POINTS TO TAKE MY WAIFU PILLOW OVERSEAS!!!!
>>713310482
But I am an assassin!
>>713310216
yeah you did i think. 5th of jager gone by me remember.
>>713310247
>but she wants it even more than you on her birthday
this is girls 101 dude
>>713310469
then i cannot stop
>god's blessing to men
>>713310482
I believe YOU guys are the waifus you claim ^-^
>>713310482
I know Im not Rory. For one I can drive a car.
>>713310491
CLAIMED
WAIFU FAGGOTS KUN SAMA, TALK MORE ABOUT YOUR NONEXISTENT UTOPIAS!
>>713310482
shits and giggles mostly
>>713310600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHC1230OpOg
>>713310484
I come by sometimes to see what's up. I don't usually talk though, I don't feel like I belong here really.
>>713310472
I'm saying that no one in these threads conforms to those specific topics, for the most part at least, so by that logic, we shouldn't go there
MOMMY PLEAAAAASSSEEEEE GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD SO I CAN TAKE MY SEMEN BLASTED BODY PILLOW TO JAPAN!!!! IM GONNA KILL MYSELF IF YOU SAY NO!
>>713310688
why did you reply to me? :o
>>713310642
guess that makes me rory
>>713310216
Nui's married to me, actually.
>>713309010
And I'm the right one!
>>713310721
>>713310740
That's because you don't, fuck off Touhou fag.
>>713310482
EVERY FUCKING TIME
WITH THE SAME DAMN PIC I WANT MAI DAMMIT
>>713310721
No please.
>>713310773
wondergirl
>>713310740
Isn't Reimu your waifu? Claim her and talk about her.
MOMMY IM GONNA KILL MYSELF IF YOU DONT LET ME TAKE MY CARTOON WIFE OVERSEAS!!!!!
>>713310773
correct me if I'm wrong but we have tried being on both /a/ and /jp/ before right? only to be deleted/banned for not conforming to some rule there.
>>713310341
Which Asuka would you be, the one i used to speak to?
>>713310491
Nice to see you!
What are you doing?
I'm fine, just doing the usual and listening to music.
>>713310607
I guess i forgot, sorry about that.
>>713310796
That's certainly nonsense!
And i doubt that, i'm not wrong very often.
>>713310997
>Having that many
The fuck nigga you some kinda heretic?
MOMMY MOMMY PLEASE GIVE ME THE MONEY TO TAKE MY FUCK PILLOW OVERSEAS OR IM GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!!!
>>713311029
ive seen waifu claim threads on both boards that didnt go deleted
I love how hes changed tactics twice now. All because I buttblasted him with his douchehole ideas about his girlfriend and the fact that he still comes back. Every day. Same time.
>>713310815
>>713311134
>>713311186
>>713311029
No, y'all weren't banned but people on those boards even thought you were fucking faggots and told you to leave, you're all so socially retarded you can't take the hint that this is fraught autistic cringe
>>713311029
Maybe, probably, since you're mentioning it.
>>713310897
Hello there. I'm assuming you're the same person I was talking to last time?
>>713310607
Stop, you're compliments will never make me blush
G-give up now
>>713311374
>>713311186
Not anon, but are you waiting for someone?
>>713311177
MOMMYYYYY!!!! I GOT MY KATANA READY IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF IF YOU DONT LET ME AND MY SEMEN ENCRUSTED WAIFU PILLOW GO TO JAPANNNNNN!!!!!
>>713309819
>>713309928
About 6 or 7 cms.
I'm only 5'4.
Ah, and I'm surprised that you'd remember that pasta.
>>713310075
By now she'd be approximately 20 years old.
A few inches taller than me, that's for sure.
>>713310092
Oh, okay. I mean, a day off could be good for a change, but sometimes you don't even know what to do with your free time.
>Fancy will be more tomorrow night as its my neices birthday
Sounds nice, have fun, and don't forget her present.
>>713310482
you mean the avatar they claim?
>>713311120
You don't have to be wrong often to be wrong about this. She's simply my girl. Nui agrees too, being here with me and all.
>>713311374
congratulations, you made me cringe
>>713310972
She's not my waifu. She's me, more or less. My waifu is someone else, but she's claimed by someone super nice and friendly. I came by once and had a nice talk with them, though.
>>713311346
uhhh maybe
i like music and play a bunch of instruments
>>713311374
>dont listen to your friend
just show off that lovely body and blush >>713311120
it's all good i don't remember that night tbf
>>713311120
I'm good, it rained so it's cold and wet ;-;
you're always on at night for me :o
where do you live?
MOMMYYYYYYYYY PLEEASSSSSEEEEE GIVE ME YOUR MONEY SO I CAN GO OVERSEAS WITH MY CARTOON BRIDE
>>713309928
*hug*
Sorry Sachi
Now I have another reason to stay
>>713311588
Who is your waifu???
>>713311588
Who's this mysterious person?
>>713311472
Already got her present and gave it to her yesterday. And yeah. I had no idea what to do with myself today. Spent a good hour just lying on a couch.
And the shitposter is mad now. Good for you that you have a katana and a semen encrusted pillow you degenerate. I thought you had a girlfriend?
My TV dinner is almost done.
everyone here posting waifu claim shit, i think of you to look like this picture
>>713311451
Well, not really. I just didn't have much else to do and then I saw that guy talking about Alice1, that's all.
MOMMY I PROMISE I WILL TAKE A SHOWER ONCE A MONTH IF YOU GIVE ME THE MONEY TO GO OVERSEAS WITH MY CARTOON CHARACTER WIFE!!! ANYONE WHO WORKS FOR THEIR MONEY IS A BETA CUCK JUST THREATEN YOUR MOM WITH SUICIDE AND GET ALL THE BIG BOY BUCKS YOU NEED HAHA BETA CUCKS
>>713311472
so short
i remember all pastas
>>713311688
*hug*
istilldolovesachimoreofcourse,sheismywifeafterall.jpg
>>713311898
He's cute.
