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1) have you ever had a needle in your dick? 2) guess how many

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1) have you ever had a needle in your dick?
2) guess how many in can put in mine
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>>713223670
No
Many
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>>713223725
good guess
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1) Yes
2) None but you can Google
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>>713223670

Why would you..?
I don't even..?
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pls stop anon
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no.
15
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>>713223936
google? what?
>>713223997
because it's fun
>>713224076
sorry, cannot stop
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>>713223670
1) No
2) As many as pic related
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>>713224088
let's try
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are you the same person who put needles in his toe last year?
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>>713224254
Ouch. This seems brutal
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>>713224414
no, I just put needles in my dick and balls
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>>713224244
Yeah you're taking these from the internet. Timestamp or get out
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>>713224714
if you say so. do a reverse image search then
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>>713224714
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no. 9 incoming
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>>713223670

A couple years ago there was an anon that stuck needles in his balls, something like 42/43 and was in he road to 60 but stopped because of pain.
Someone even made a gif out of that.
Was that you ?
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>>713224872
Resizing an image isn't difficult.
>>713224993
Next to cock with needles in jackass. This proves you can write and take mobile pictures. Congratz
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>>713225186
why do you do this?
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>>713225281
Wow no, that would be too much to handle for the balls. Even only a single one can be really intense
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>>713225342
fuck you
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>>713225625
apex zozzle
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>>713225377
I dunno really. I guess I'm just deviant

needle11
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>>713225625
>fuck you

No thanks, you have needles sticking out of your dick
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>>713225625
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>>713225751
do you get pleasure from doing this?
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>>713225625
OMG
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jesus christ in heaven!
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You should post one sticking from your balls
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>>713225625
I don't know if I should laugh, cry or feel pain. Maybe all three. You're a sick fuck, clearly this isn't normal and you need help. Get your
>shades horizontally transition to center of face
head checked m8. Both in this case.
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>>713225774
don't be a dick

>>713225797
definitely! the feeling inside the glans is really unique

needle12
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>>713225625
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>>713225970
Yeah, I wouldn't want to be a dick with you around. You might just stick needles in me for no reason.
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>>713223670
1) NO
2) OH GOD I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
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>>713226090
>You might just stick needles in me for no reason.
sexual gratification is reason enough
>>713225970
mirin the needle dick anon, respect
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>>713225936
there you go
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>>713226178
XD I SWEAR TO GOD THIS WHOLE SITE IS ON DRUGS XDDDDD
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>>713226192
too far anon
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NIGGERS INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP!!!
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do it to your balls bro!
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>>713226213
get out
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>>713225625
bumping epic thread
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>>713226213
>>713226178
>>>/9gag/
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>>713226002
needle13

I really hate selecting images with a store front
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http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/CBT-for-the-twink-slut-929355

Do you just leave them in there for a while? Do they cause scarring?
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>>713226292
buy a 4chan pass
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>>713225970

Explain the feeling / pleasure of this please
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>>713226213
LEVEL 20 NORMAL FAG DETECTED EVACUATED THE TREAD IMMEDIATELY
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WHAT THE FUCK
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>>713225625
>>713225970
>>713226192
kys
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>>713225625
Must say that I´m impressed, that really takes some balls to do
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>>713226372
it only really takes one
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HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK, THIS FUCKER IS FUCKING THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
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>>713226303
I put in as many as I fancy, then I jerk off, enjoy the huge cumshot and pull them out
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>>713225625
NICE shit is getting interesting now
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WE'RE MAKING HISTORY /b/ros!

SOMEONE FUCKING SCREENCAP
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How did you get introduced to this/what made you wanna start?
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>>713226434
What ever floats your boat OP
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>>713225625
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>>713226478
this shit happens all the time
also stop typing in caps its annoying
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>>713226434
go for needles around the whole head anon!
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>>713226313
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NUH UH
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>>713226331
You cannot really compare it to anything else.
The closest you can compare it to is like pinching your skin really hard. If you have so many needles in your glans it is like tingling all over inside

needle15
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>>713226434
Does it hurt more pulling them out considering you're not as horny/more sensitive after climax?
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posting in epic thread
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PUT ME IN THE FUCKING SCREENCAP
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stick dick in electrical outlet
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>>713226675
dont put him in the screencap
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>>713226540
I'm trying!

needle 16
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Cut of your dick
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To je diabuł od knypa
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okay sure but what happens when you take them out?
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OP
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Oh boy
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Now put a needle down the urethra OP pls
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>>713226610

Then explain the pleasure of feeling pain
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>>713226766
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>>713226766
put a needle through ur frenulum
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>>713226610
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>>713226734
newfag trying to get into the kool kidz klub
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>>713226766
16 fucking needles
FUCK YES.
18 NEEDLES COME ON
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>>713226734
We must gas them all
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Ehhh i had three piercings in my dick. Now only two
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take pliers and twist ends together
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>>713226622
Yep, hurts a lot more. But sometimes I'm still so horny that I will just jerk off again with a bloody dick afterwards

needle 17
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Kurwa jestem tu, jebać was wszystkich!
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HOW WILL YOU KNOW WHEN TO STAHP
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>fish hooks
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ATTACH DICK TO ASS
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>>713226953
this
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Well at least it makes you happy.
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what the fuck is wrong with you
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How does one acquire such a hobby?
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>>713226840
>b-b-but i've been here all summer
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>>713223670
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everybody in this thread be like
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>>713226766
How and when did you start putting needles in your dick?
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>>713226953
do it op
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>>713225751
Nope just mentally ill
Go tell a dr you like to cut and poke yourself and youll get some meds
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>>713226923
post webm
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>>713226768
>Cut of your dick
no, that would prevent me from having this fun ever again

>>713226788
it bleeds a little bit

>>713226808
yeah

>>713226874
try more, it's fun

needle 18
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>>713226953
Please, OP!
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18 needles.
COME THE FUCK ON
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>>713227101
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Ah yes, dick modifications. My favorite!
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>DINKLEBERG
I knew he was putting needles in his dick with all of that fancy shit he has from not having a child. If I didn't have Timmy I could have the money AND time to experience what it feels like to put needles in my dick. Time to be oblivious and passive!
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>>713226953
YES
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>>713227101
Op.
Take a video of yourself cumming and taking out the needles.
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ROAD TO 20, ANON!
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>>713226935
when I'm so aroused that I cannot hold myself anymore from jerking off wildly

>>713226985
it does a lot

>>713227002
basically, addiction

>>713227033
a few years ago. Started with jerking off to BDSM porn. Found things, tried things, here I am

needle 19
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Get a knife and cut your penis, i want to see blood
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>>713227236
nah, that guy at the back has to be faked
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>>713227313
20 NEEDLES HYPE
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>>713227075
YES! THIS OP. CUM IN THE WEBM!
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>this thread
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>>713227101
maybe in the search for someone who's gonna assist you with that?
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>>713223670
is that you lord needle ball ????
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>>713227101
How does it feel?
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>>713227313
if youre not going through the urethra why even bother?
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>>713227254
I did already a few weeks back. But neither heavy-r nor extremetube accept the uploaded video.

may I present you needle 20?
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>>713227531
OP IS A FUCKING GOD
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Love this thread, put me in screencap
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łukasz ty chuju jebany
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>>713227531
attach a string to the needles and pull them out all at once. then post results
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I dont know whether I need to laugh, or cry.
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>>713227531

What did I do wrong? help
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What horrors have we witnessed today
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>>713227313
How do you even jerk off with needles in your dick?
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You have a nice cock OP, it curves a little to the left like mine
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>>713227714
kek
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>>713227506
Will do later. Just be patient

>>713227496
feels incredible!

>>713227510
I have just beaten my highscore with number 20

just ran out of the hollow needles. Gotta switch to acupuncture needles. here's 21
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Raver shit in my hand and clap
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>>713227714
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>>713227714
i remember this happening last year.
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>>713227766
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Polska tu kurwa jest ! Pozdrawiam Msciwoja z Kartuz!
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Put one in the pee hole
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>>713227673
>>713227723
NEWFAGS
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>>713227531
You are a dick god.
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>>713226213
be taking the obv b8
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>>713224872
Why don't you shove them in so they actually go into your dick? not back out.

Make one come out your pee hole or you're a fucking pussy
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>>713224254
Oh what the fuck
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>>713227747
Right now I can just grab below the needles and go up and down. During the up move it pushes the needles into the flesh which feels great.
Other opportunity which I also enjoy is estim. Also great without needles if you want to try

needle 22
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>>713228034
forgot the picture
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hory shiet
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>>713224254
hot
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>>713227766
Write "Waterfall" on a bit of paper next to your dick & I will love you forever
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>>713228085
that must fucking hurt
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>>713225625
But... Why?
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they walk among us
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>>713228085
BASED
A
S
E
D
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>>713228202
Don't be a pussy
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>>713228034
How does it feel great? I just don't understand, i'm genuinely curious, if you can describe it in better detail..
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>>713227896
No it's not me. But seems like a great man. We should admire him.

>>713227998
If you just shove them in you will have a blood leak with every needle. I guess you'll be dead within 1 minute

needle 23 - it's getting really crowded now in that glans. needle dick feeling intensifies
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>>713228355
Write "Waterfall" on a bit of paper next to your dick & I will love you forever
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>>713227313
lol how short is your dick?
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>>713228085
Good god
Respect fucking earned
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>>713227531
lol I can see why you'd do this now, your cock's all fucked up from your botched circumcision. Probably can't even jerk off normally without ripping that rubber band
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>>713227714
Fucking kek
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ITT: A psychopath attracting other psychos with pictures of his abused cock
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>>713228167
"Taking order mache alles" is right about the corner

>>713228202
why not?

>>713228297
Just imagine the most intense feeling you've had on your dick. Then multiply that with factor 10. Now imagine.
It's a composition of many small nerve reactions inside the glans. Just try it. You have nothing to lose. (except a bit of blood)

needle 24
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>>713228355
Well lets make this a title then. behold, fagits of /b/! king neddle is here!
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>>713228355
Serious question, have you thought about joining freak shows? I'm sure you'd make a shit ton of fucking money doing this, imagine your name in golden bold letters over madison square garden, the "NEEDLE DICK MAN!"
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>>713228510
lolwut I'm uncut

needle 25 - I guess it's time for the urethra needle
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>>713227714
Why would someone just go on to the internet to lie?
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>>713228628
"Taking order mache alles" is right about the corner

Idk what you mean, in english pls
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>>713228777
Nice trips faggot
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>>713228749
that's a strange looking uncut cock...how short is it?
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>>713228749
ow
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>>713228777
fucking normie
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>>713228749
Is that... precum?
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Check em
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>>713228777
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mache-alles
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>>713228749
>that precum glo
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>Scar tissue by RHCP plays as thread BG music
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I bet your kids mind
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Better get a cumshot outta this
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>>713228749
Waterfall next to dick pls
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>>713228849
6.7''

>>713228872
yep

needle 26
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>>713228950
>>713229067

are most of you for real faggots?
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Idk why I'm lurking this thread
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put me in the screencap
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>>713226434
>Jerk off
>26 needles so far
>filename
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>>713229133
your the one looking at pics of some guys cock online
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>>713223670
Can you write "Go to school Jacob" next to your cock with all needles in? Don't ask why, but you'll be helping a lot. Thanks!
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>>713229112
rip/pull all the needles out as fast as possible and squeeze the hell out of your dick. Will blood spray out everywhere?
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>>713228636
its past your bedtime go to sleep you newfag
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>>713229112
Waterfall next to dick
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>>713229208
out of purely scientific curiosity. I'm not begging to see a guy fucking cum though
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>>713229240
>>713229079
>>713228392
>>713228167

please kill yourself
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>>713229227
i presume u dont know about 10/13/14, dont you ?so fuck of
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>>713229340
Waterfall next to dick
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Alright I'm capping this.

And if you asked to be included I'm deliberately excluding you.
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>>713229215
I've had to look for the video I made a few weeks ago. Just took a screenshot.
That's how it looks after you pull 3-4 needles out at once.
Also estim.
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wat are you doing op
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>>713229133
>On thread looking at guys needle cock
>Everyone else is the faggot
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Op bust his nut before posting then reality kicked in and he realized he's put 20+ needles in his cock while taking pictures each time another was placed there. Must be a weird "cum back to grounding"
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I swear to satan that /b/ is going to be the death of me
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mfw
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>>713229503
It's not so bad as it looks. It's breath taking
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Chocolate milk
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>>713229497
what the fuck, why don't you just kill yourself? Serious question.
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Oh. My. Fuck. I'm disgusted yet intrigued
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How painful is it, Needle Dick II?
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OP RIIIP EM OUT

TIME FOR THE BLOOOODBAAATH
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rubbing alcohol to disinfect
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>>713229497
also no way that's 6.7"
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>>713226434
how the fuck can you like jack off with them in there?
th
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More! And timestamp
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>>713229732
About to see
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Godspeed anon
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>>713229537
It's quite annoying to pull the needles out after I cum. That's why sometimes I pull them out before and enjoy the feeling while I'm still aroused. But it's always tempting to explode 360 no scope with 20 needles in my dick.

Gotta have a smoke now to cool down. Those needles give you quite a good adrenaline rush.
And yes, I'm going out on the balcony with 26 needles in my dick.
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>>713229755
He already posted timetstamps faggot
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Well..
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>>713227313
gg faggot.

you'll probably end up dead with barbed dildos and footlong spikes up your ass while some other degenerate faggot eats your cock or something, because that will ultimately be the only shit that will get you off in the future.
good thing about degeneracy is it often takes care of itself.
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>>713229897
You're the real life literall pinhead
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wut ever trips yer trigger
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>>713229897
Hey man, can I ask for a wird request?

Could you show your dick with a pice of paper or something with KAS written on it?

I need mre for my folder.
>Pic semirelated
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holy fuck i was cringing so bad
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>>713229897
>Gotta have a smoke now to cool down. Those needles give you quite a good adrenaline rush.
And yes, I'm going out on the balcony with 26 needles in my dick.

germany. They love merkel so much they even cuck themselves now
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>>713229897
Does it heal well after that?
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I like this shit

OP making /b/ history
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>>713230035
Story?
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>>713229497
based
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>>713230212
Just another day in Detroit.
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my dick hurts looking at this
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>>713227653
jaki kurwa Łukasz
Troche póżno, zrób zadanie, wykąp się i idź spać.
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>>713230268
eyyy
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I'd the red stuff in those little tubes blood?
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>>713230035
Nice ass.
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>>713230338
no it's koolaid you fucking mongoloid.
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>>713230312
Witaj Polsko!
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>>713230338
its gender fluid shitlord
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Oje meng can ju do me a flavor and install a few more
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a sharpie in pooper seems rather silly at this point
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Someone include me in the screen shot.
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>>713229897
Lookin good, OP. Keep em comin.
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>>713229897
You developed a fine orgasm technique. What inspired you?
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>>713230084
not in a mood for taking requests now sorry

>>713230135
Good gues. well, take another guess. HC Strache all the way

>>713230176
yeah, after 3-4 days you can't even tell there was a needle inside... or 26

>>713230181
where's the screencap everyone is talking about? would like to see it on future best of 4chan threads to remind me of the good times in case I decide to stop doing that crazy stuff
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What the flying fuck is wrong with you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo
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>>713230724
Damn it... I'm so close to having a decent folder.
This was an once in a lifetime chance.
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>>713223670
no
try sliding them into your urethra.
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>>713225281
I remember that thread
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>>713230891
needle 25 and 26 are right through the urethra from right to left. have a look
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>>713230983
im meaning as in into your urethra, like slide them into your penis hole.
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>>713230724
Are you pissing blood now?
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>>713230447
a no czesc
jak tam?
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Time to save this awful thread
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>>713225281
42 and it was the neibors that knocked on the door and caught him off guard
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11/27/16 screencapped
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what the fug OP
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>>713226818
here's one in the frenulum. made a few months ago. but I've read that it can tear if you do that too often
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Super blunt Sunday
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What the fuck OP
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I'm just imagining

>OP sitting by himself
>putting thirty needles into his dick
>bleeds to death
>the celestial lights of heaven shining down onto his house
>Tarzan Boy playing in the background
>fifty memorials made in his name
>statues of needle-dick are carved in stone
>sits at the cool kids table in heaven with JFK and John Lennon
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>>713231283
wish it would just rip
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>>713231079
you mean from from top to bottom? what's the point in doing this? you won't go through any flesh this way

>>713231108
no, what makes you think this'll happen?
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>>713231283
You must really be enjoying this, OP
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Op what the FUCK MAN
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>>713231283
Is that a bad thing?
Because mine broke because of a girl back in middle school.
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>>713231417
why not start pushing it out of your skin at a certain point from the penis hole?
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STAB THE PENIS!
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>>713231495
and you could shove a rod into your penis hole while thats happening, for extra pleasure/pain bonus
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OP we're gonna reach bump limit soon. You gotta rip those bad boys out and show us the aftermath.
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>>713231453
I guess so. I rather prefer keeping it. Maybe have a nice piercing through it one day. Already thinking about prince albert or ampallang. We'll see.

By the way, this thing has a name. It is called "Crown of thorns" Check BME if you want.
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/v/ here

heard something was going down

wow
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>>713231658
do >>713231589
while you do >>713231495
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someone post a screencap already
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Whats your problem op, you need help
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>>713223670
no, but i did have a catheter inserted in my dick when i was in the hospital for two weeks with a fractured pelvis from a motorcycle accident

there is no way in hell am i going to start poking needles in my dick, i might try electro-stimulation with a tens unit someday i hear those are awesome
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Thank you, OP.

This thread is worth of old /b/.
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>>713231751
He's not done yet
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>>713231743
you cannot do sounding when there's already needles inside
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>>713231417
The penis is full of blood and with 26 (god job btw) needles it's perforated
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>>713231658
I have a boner and I'm not sure why
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>>713231453
What's the story behind that?
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Hey, OP, get on my level.
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>>713231778
Please, sounding is child's play. Feels amazing if you do it right
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>>713231848
She tried one of the sexual positions that would break his dick and blow his mind
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>>713231778
nothing wrong in combining two great things

pic from above. beautiful, isn't it?
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>>713231857
>>713224254
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>>713231807
just try to
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>>713231929
Shit that must sound painful
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>>713231954
Cum for us OP
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Get to 30
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Hook a 9 volt battery to them
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>>713231912
>>713232072
>>713232100
Sorry, gotta leave soon. I post a few more that I gotta pick up a friend who just called. I tried to explain why it will take me at least 30 minutes to be ready to leave.
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can you put one trough your penis string?
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Smash it with hammer or put a fork through it
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>>713223670
lol needledick
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>>713231848
Well, since you asked.
Their where a couple of girls in my school that wanted to know how it felt to give a blowjob and I was known at my school as I think it's called an infozak or something .
It was fun being that for a will then the day came when I let her give me the bj.
I was in the bathroom .
I takes me a will to get hard so I fingered her for I what I can remember 4-5 minutes. When I was ready I pulled it out. And then I told her what to do.
Stick out your tongue and suck in like a blow pop. She did tongue tongue it and it was ok 6/10 .
Then she started to get too horny and bit down on my cock.
I was so mad I punched her . I was sorry but I was in a LOT of pain!
I want home that day because I was bleeding and everything Hurt .
I can show you it if you want to prove I'm not living.
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>>713232301
Cannot type correctly anmore. Adrelanie rush still continues.
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>>713232477
Sure why not
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