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Teacher in an all girls Japanese Highschool
AMA
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>>713220654
what's the most annoying thing your students do?
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>>713220654
just repost the porn
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>>713220717
spin their pencils and drop them
also open there legs and skirts
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fuck any of your students yet?
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>>713220833
no, but a few have given me tho go signal
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>>713220833
cue the porn folder
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>>713220654

do they really have those short skirts for school?
do you jerk off thinking of them?
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>>713220909
describe in detail please
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>>713220952
usually just spreading there legs just enough and smiling
its tough
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>>713220923
yes they are short. depends on the girl and how they roll them up
i have a gf but ya sometimes i jerk of to the thought
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>>713220654
If a person is born deaf, what language do they think in? Can they even think at all?
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>>713220654
how well can you speak Japanese you weeb?
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>>713220654
Get out weeb.
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>>713221327
they are not a person
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>>713221474
dont be jealous
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>>713221448
pretty good
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Are you a Japanese?
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>>713221885
no, amerifaggg
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>>713220654
Do you have a TEFL or ESL cert?, how long did it take you to get it and what degree do you have?
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>>713221078
Don't do it bro
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>>713222070
degree in japanese language
iI dont. TEFL and ESL arent that important. waste of time
get some experience and show you can work
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>>713222214
Get
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>>713222189
thanks prob wont but as i said its tough
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>>713222286
got
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Have you visited any japanese sex clubs?
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>>713220654
what car are you driving?
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>>713222222
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>>713222214
>Not having a TEFL or ESL certification.
>Teaching in Japan where you have to have 1 to teach if you're a foreigner.

I think this OP is lying.
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>>713222489
no but i have been to plenty massage parlors
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>>713222678
take the train
love driving but it costs too much
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>>713222693
i think your a faggot without any motivation
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>>713222826
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>>713222914
dont get mad
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>>713222826
Not the same anon but nice Ad hominem logic you have there m8. Enjoy lying to anons.
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>>713223000
Oh I'm not I just don't care for lying on the internet.
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>>713222214
If you dont have at least a jlpt5 than youre bullshit
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>>713223349
i cant tell if your trolling or not
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>>713223087
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>>713223349
jlpt means nothing
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>>713223510
He's not

>http://www.jlpt.jp/e/about/levelsummary.html
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>>713222214
What do you teach then? How did you convince them that you were a suitable candidate to teach subjects if your degree is in japanese?

How ez is it for a foreigner to integrate/live there once a job is secured?
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>>713223611
some people are just stupid
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>>713223544
kek, you're still lying to anons to look cool dude. I see your type all the time.
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>>713223655
He doesn't teach them anything because he is lying and doesn't understand the process of teaching in an Asian country.
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>>713223655
good question thank you
i teahc english. my japanese helps because i can explain the grammar in japanese. i had an interview and a mock lesson to show them how i would teach. they thought it was alright and with the olympics coming up japan is very desperate for english teachers from english speaking countries

its a little tough at first but your company should help you out
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Got to love a lying OP
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>>713223743
not me
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>>713223843
hope ur basement is warm
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>>713220654
How can you tell them apart?
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>>713223860
Let me guess these are your students OP? And I'm guessing they all pay to have sex with you amirite?
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>>713221159
consider getting gf an outfit to wear so you can live your fantasy?
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>>713220654
Is this the actual uniform?

Random: 89 year old mother-in-law from Tokyo said that skirts were useful for floating up to expose more leg when desired. (She didn't think it did her much good, but wanted to fit in with the other girls.)
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>>713223843
What you are doing is called Ad hominem m8 stay on topic and try not to use buzz words so much.
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>>713220654
>Opens thread about jap schoolgirls
>Fap is implied
>Op says he tries not to do anything fappable
>Why am I still here?
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>>713222189
Pussy.
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>>713224007
Having OP's job and coming here to chat is a lot sicker than some pestilence just coming and briefly fulfilling a fantasy from the comfort of his home.

Either way.
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>>713224188 meant for >>713224007
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>>713224023
i simply cannot
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how many times a week?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c8L63uUFcI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0wTdCQoc2k
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>>713224035
no
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>>713224133
no google search
wont post my students pics here
but pic related
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>>713224188
thank you
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>>713224209
possibilities are limitless
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>>713222693
Not at a Japanese school, but teaching English in Japan without either. It's easy to get a job there with just a college degree, but not sure how difficult it is to actually work in the highschools
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>>713224526
Won't post because can't post. You don't have any students because you're lying about teaching abroad.
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>>713221078
isnt the age of consent like 14 in japan?
why not do it?
are you a fag?
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>>713220654
Have you had to clean up after an earthquake?
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>>713224614
easier than you would think
they really dont check up on but just let you do your thing
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>>713224676
teacher is still a position of power over the students; which is illegal
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>>713224614
You can't legally get an English teaching job in Japan without a TEFL or ESL certification.
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>>713224676
He can't because he isn't in Japan right now. He is lying on the internet again.
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>>713224676
the age of consent is fuzzy
if yu love a girl ad she loves you back its legal. could be 14 13 or 12
for the most part its the same as america in most situations
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>>713224719
spilled some coffee once but thats about it
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>>713224775
Literally doing it right now. Not my program but example
http://jetprogramme.org/en/faq01/
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>>713224775
false
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>>713224905
The fuck are you talking about that's not true at all for either country. Again you're lying.
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>>713224839
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>>713220789
>teacher
> there skirts

0/10
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>>713225002
jet is the hardest way to get in
just check out craigslist tokyo or gaijinpot
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>>713224775
not true
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>>713225119
welcome to highschool
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>>713225127
I know, just giving an example of getting in without a TEFL/ESL cert
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>>713224938
Thanks. I enjoyed the session with you. /b/ sure is cranky today.
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>>713225047
your not too smart huh
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>>713225002
>>713225018
Same fag, and just because you provided a link doesn't mean it's true. I've never met a person that teaches abroad that doesn't have either a TEFL or ESL cert.
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>>713225226
I don't even live in a place where you go to a "highschool"
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>>713225325
oh god
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>>713225301
Different fag, and just because you've never met a person that teaches abroad that doesn't have one doesn't mean its true
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>>713225265
Again Ad hominem, you can't legally fuck a 12 year old girl in either America or Japan. I don't care what mental gymnastics you try to pull I guarantee you can't do that. You're a liar.
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>>713225301
fag
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>>713225265
>You're

Fixed that for you m8 since you seem so smart and all.
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>>713225460
i mean common sense applies but its kinda wierd over here
they used to marry their kids off when they were 12
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>>713223843
>>713225301
Dunno, I come from a country which is bilingual, the second being english, and we teach english to foreigners very easily as long as you have highschool qualifications. No need for all these fancy certificates.
Source: friends and family do it or have done so.


>>713223912
Senk you.
What level of Japanese is required for jobs? Think I saw somewhere it was the either the topmost or penultimate level..

>>713225460
Lol in my country this is actually ok provided the girl says it was consensual. Bit of a legal loophole but nobody bothered to close it.
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>>713225555
nice quads
thanks though. as a teacher i should know better
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>>713225594
for teaching english you honestly dont have to know any japanese
just have a clean record and a degree
the degree isnt even required just have a good interview and your in
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>>713225578
Yeah and in the middle ages people married off 10 year olds and killed women for being witches. It isn't done in modern day, so you statement is bullshit.
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English teacher in Japan on visa here. I teach 12-13 year olds. Not into my students but whenever I go to clubs they throw thay yellow beaver at me.
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>>713225645
>As a teacher

That's a weird way to spell liar.
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>>713225796
>used to
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>>713225890
wow ur still here
thanks
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>>713225766
Kinda want to teach STEM subjects if anything, I'm almost done with my masters in engineering and may well be working with the local branch of a jap company next year.

Would be cool if I learnt enough to move there.
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>>713225766
Say i have a Batchelors, and can also speak japanese. Can i become a teacher with a DUI on my record from like years ago?
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>>713225047
Same as America?
Maybe in Podesta's dungeon of pizza delights.
Even then it's still illegal.
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>>713225908
Then why bring it up? It's not done nowadays and it's implied that people did this in the past. You're not fucking a 12 year old.
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>>713224905
I call bullshit. There's no way a law would allow leeway for 'love'. How could you possibly prove you loved each other.
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>>713226038
you could do that
its tough to teach anything but english but for sure check around
could be a good side job
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>>713220654
Any girls like Tomoko from Watamote?
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>>713226113
>Living in 2016 and not fucking 12 year olds in your pizza rape dungeon.

clearly a fag.
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The qualification issue is utter bullshit. I personally know three people who have gone to teach English in Japan, and neither one had any form of a qualification. One of the had fucking Gender Studies!
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>>713226081
DUI is tough because japan is really strict on that but i think you would be ok if you didnt have anything else
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>>713225833
>Jap
>Yellow

I'll give you some time to reflect on what you have done.
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>>713225301
Buddy, you're a retard who likes to argue in the interwebs, nothing more.
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>>713226145
just saying they arent as strict as other countries and maybe its a cultural thing
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>>713226243
nah
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>>713226271
well said
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>>713226296
Yeah record is clean otherwise. Pray for me anon i need the jap poon and good food in my life.
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>>713226466
i think youll be okay
go get it
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>>713226518
about what im dealing with
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>>713226361
Japanese people do not culturally accept sex with 12 year old kids. You are full of shit.
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how old you is?
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>>713225908
>>713226648
as in a long fucking time ago
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>>713226714
25
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I wanted to teach in Japan.
But I've got weapons and drug offenses, so......

I ended up teaching ESL in North Korea.

;)
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>>713226782
did you study for your bachelor's in japan or amerifag?
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>>713226648
Bullshit. Kids prostitute themselves for fucking Hello Kitty handbags! You know absolutely nothing about Japan so just GTFO and let the grownups talk.
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>>713226816
probably for the better but good for u
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>>713220654
How many tentacles do you have?
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>>713220654
Do they fug each other all the time?
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Were you there when that tsunami washed half the population into the ocean and made most of the country radioactive?
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Ey, I gots sum questions.
Anyways, Japan seems like a cool place to live and I kinda want to go, but there are a couple things that make me question it. So the main thing is about the people, and specifically humor, can I have friends the same way I do here, we just play video games and laugh at shit. Also I doubt you'd know, but I like vinyl, and constantly importing records sounds shitty, thought?
Also college sounds like weiner, and I was considering trade school and maybe doing HVAC (Air conditioning), so can I come over with these skills, or do I have to go to college?
Thank you
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I don't have a degree of college or university.. Am I useless in Japan? My gf lives there and I wanna move.
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>>713220654
Do any of your students actually look like that?
Also, are Japanese women (not your students) shy, as depicted in tv/movies?
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>>713226753
you keep bringing that up but as you said in >>713224905
You implied that it's still legal so i'm not sure why you keep posting the "used to" if you are implying it's still going on.
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This is the biggest trainwreck of a AMA thread I've ever seen. OP revealed to be a liar right away and he can't even use basic grammar or spell basic English words. He even sounds underage and is desperately trying to keep his act going. What the actual fuck?
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>>713226955
Hello retard, got your internet privileges back?
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>>713226834
ameri
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>>713226927
8
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4One love just try sexychan. site :) Enjoy and have fun!
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>>713226885
kek, not sure if you are being serious or satirical.
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>>713226943
they do. its tough to deal with
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>>713227060
This 100%
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>>713227189
Proves my point nicely. Get your impression of Japan from Lonely Planet by any chance? Fuckwit.
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>>713226984
Please help me papa
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>>713227060
You're on /b.

Were you expecting quality control or something?
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>>713226984
thanks

friends are a little different i mean first off the dont speak english and japan it is harder to communicate. they dont really speak directly so it could be a little different when ur playing video games and shit. but when you make a friend youll be tight
good luck
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>>713222036
Explains why they want your cock, even ugly americans as yourself can bag a hot gf/wife from a Jap.
Also timestamp yourself fag, with a yearbook or some shit.
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>>713227220
>deal with
In what way? You try to get them not to fug, or just not to do it at school, or?...
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>>713227025
No they actually look like what ever I decide them to look like since I'm making this whole thread up.
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>>713227025
yes there are some sexy students
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>>713227305
jesus, those are two fugly girls.
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>>713227433
Omg you are not legally having sex with a 12 year old give it up anon.
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>>713227030
i honestly dont know the law
sorry i cant answer i just know its different
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>>713227433
How does that prove your point exactly?
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>>713225301
I taught abroad without one for 2 years... but it was in China where the only qualification is being white.
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oooi One love just try sexychan. site :) Enjoy and have fun!
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>>713227060
u expect good grammar and spelling on /b/?
really?
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>>713227613
>>713227433
>>713226648

You have swallowed the bait.
MFW I have no bait memes to ppost.
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>>713227707
It's very simple, the law is "You can't have sex with a 12 year old kid".
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>>713227497
what are you?
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>>713227613
Please inform us of your experience of Japan (except for your youtube weabo nunchack displays).
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>>713227511
they just do
im not stopping it
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>>713227538
not op
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>>713227832
It's not bait when someone actually believe that they can legally have sex with a 12 year old.
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>>713227913
Then... why is it tough to deal with? You just ignore it
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>teacher

>can't spell for shit
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>>713220654
ever do any thing with your students sexually?
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Everybody think this is great ?
Being surrounded by teen cuties that you can't even touch or talk to in a personal manner ?
I would lose my mind seeing 16yo slim cuties with short skirts / tight jeans / apparent thongs - and pretending I'm only interested in teaching them algebra or english...

Considering that you are now allowed to fuck them, and that most of them would shriver at the thoughts of an old white man touching them, it's just an other form of torture.
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>>713227905
Navy fag here so about 3 weeks in Yokosuka and have about 5 friends still stationed there for about a year (1 has been there for 3) so I know you're not legally having sex with 12 year olds.
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>>713228017
its tough to ignore but outside of school anything goes
im at an all girls school so theres no guys during the school day
some lesbian shit does happen tho
gotta be careful is all as a male staff
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>>713227958
It was implied you fucking dunce.
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>>713228208
ya its tough
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>>713226648
>He says about the loli capital of the world.
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>>713228303
>dunce
dunce
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>>713222693
nah you're both wrong. In Japan you just need any 3-year university degree to teach and you're good. Only need TEFL/ESL certs if you wanna go for fancier jobs either working in Colleges or in the private school scene.
Or you could go full pleb and work in an Eikaiwa but fuck that noise.
If you don't have a university degree you can always just get a working holiday visa and work near a ski resort for a season. Best snow you'll ever ride.

Source: Lived and worked there 10 years.

To be honest it's nice knowing that all I have to do is send an e-mail and fly there and I have 2 jobs, a house and a car waiting.
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>>713228210
Well, fuck me swinging: three weeks on a navy base? Wow, you must know it all! Btw, rape anyone while you were there, nigger?
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>>713228090
Yeah I have hot underage sex with 10/10 grls because It's completely legal here to fuck kids. Also you don't need a collage degree or a cert to teah here, you just have to be white nd have a highskool degree.
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>>713228427
well put anon
thanks
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>>713226128
more like this
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>>713228476
And I guess you know more being behind your computer in your parents house amirite?
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>>713228490
not op
just a salty kid
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>>713228426
Why did you green text it? I didn't misspell it and it was the correct use of the word.
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>>713228716
just a funny word
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>>713228601
Holly shit it was already implied that I wasn't the OP, my god the depths of your retardation know no bounds.
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>>713228765
That's a weird reason to green text.
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>>713228596
Not even remotely close. And btw, navy isn't the most masculine of roles, the ones I've met in a professional capacity are not only the dumbest pieces of shit ever, they are also the weakest. A more demanding MOS was a little bit difficult, was it?
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>>713228208
Meh well unless you're a kissless virgin you get over the "hot 16year olds everywhere" shit after a couple of days.
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>>713228339
Woooo Babymetalllllll
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>>713228898
Stop being a faggot
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>>713228476
ONI?
NSA?
Don't you guys have anything better to do than troll the cyber sewer that is 4chan?
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>>713228416
kek, dude go to Japan and try to see how many 12 year olds you can legally have sex with I guarantee you won't get to far before you get arrested.
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>>713228898
yes it was
apologies
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>>713228912
That literally has nothing to do with the situation. Ad hominem at it's finest folks, you're upset because you can't legally fuck 12 year old kids so you lash out at me. Also navy doesn't use MOS ya dunce.
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>>713227117
orokana kaze! baka! aho! echii!
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>>713228208
Being a highschool teacher is the worst job of the world, no matter where it is.

1. You're disrespected by uneducated and arrogant brats who take pride in doing it
2. You're surrounded by insanely attractive teen girls dressed like whores whom you can't touch or talk to personally... overwhelming majority of them don't want it too anyway
3. Your salary is a joke
4. Your job stays the same : absolutely no perspective of evolution whatsoever

What a nightmare
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Not when it comes to educating stupid cunts trying to pretend they know something about what they are completely ignorant about. Why don't you go back to polishing bulkheads or serve slop to the other fat cunts you work with?
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>>713229223
Don't forget the mountain of work required of you. May the optional God help you if you have more than one class. And the hanging knife above your head should one of your students even accuse you of sexual harassment/assault.
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>>713229187
I prefer not to associate with swabs.
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>>713227763
Looks virus as fuck.
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>>713229223
>You're surrounded by insanely attractive teen girls dressed like whores whom you can't touch or talk to personally

No no you're wrong please see >>713226885
He seems to think that you can fuck the students, they don't even have to be of age.
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>>713220654
OP is lying.
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>>713229420
You just don't know much about the military do you? That's enough derailing for now so how about you stay on topic from now on k?
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>>713229482
This was already established.
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>>713229515
What topic?
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>>713227497
Disagree. I'm from Western Europe, 20, I'd rate my looks 7.5/10, I'm in Japan for my studies now, and as far as I can tell getting pussy in Japan is not as easy as many would think.
Most Japanese girls are terribly shy and that's why you will hardly be just a friend to them. That myth that Japanese girls have their pussies open 24/7 for foreigners needs to be busted.
The closest I got to having a sexual intercourse of some sort was in a club when a random girl just decided to dance/grind her ass on me.
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>>713229563
Military ≠ navy.
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Guy who's actually in Japan here, /b/ is full of shit as usual.
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>>713229650
The topic of you thinking it's legally OK to fuck 12 year olds in japan.
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>>713229664
>That myth that Japanese girls have their pussies open 24/7 for foreigners needs to be busted.

The new myth is that women in Japan are more focused on work and their own careers than in men and marriage. Supposedly that's why the birth rate is so low - men just stopped trying.
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>>713227060
This.

I skimmed the thread. I'm in Tokyo right now (have a high-end apt here) and this guy sounds like a total fucktard.
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>>713229719
What does that have to do with OP lying?
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>>713229719
Actually................the entire Anglosphere would be nothing if it weren't for the US and Royal navies.
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>>713229719
kek you didn't know where to direct that response to did ya m8? First time on 4chan I see.
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I think OP is lying.
That said
>be me 2015, politology student
>decided to take a break, travel china hong kong and japan
>end up teaching german in a japanese prepschool in Ibaraki for 8 months
>never took a single leason german studies
>literally had to google how to structure and give leasons

fyi, prepschool don't pay too well, certified teacher want money.
fyi, some chicks dig westerns it puts diehard weeaboos to shame.
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>>713229789
Not the same poster, shit for brains. Anyway, don't you have some fat nigger bitch to tell you to go police the flight deck now?
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>>713229882
>Hurr hurr muh Navy.

Marine Corps is where it's at. Backbone of the military, and all that.
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>>713229719
Off topic as fuck, I'm guessing It's a child posting.
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>>713229935
>Teaching German.
>In Japan.

You have the potential to bring forth the next fuhrer, Anon. Don't waste it.
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>>713229664
>>713229800

>>713229816 here.

If you actually speak Japanese and know what you're doing, you can get girls. Though there are still some girls that go to clubs that fuck as many guys as they can, but you're getting girls with 200+ kill counts.

Getting Japanese girls was a lot easier 10-15 years ago before this whole "you should distrust strangers and the Internet" meme started to take hold here.
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>>713229882
Where would marines be without the ship?
Swimming?

USMC gets all the army hand me downs, and yet they still kick ass tho.

Royal Marines, they're a breed apart.
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>>713229956
Then why act like you were that poster then m8? Also prove it samefag.
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>>713229816

>Gaijin
>high-end apt

Exposed in one post.
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>>713229959
Marines fall under Navy jurisdiction and guide lines m8, hate to break it to you.
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>>713230042
Lol what?
I could hardly speak 2 sentences in japanese and already had a girl on my dick.
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>>713230103
Heyyy, now you're talking!
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>>713230280
hookers don't count.
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>>713230214
Yeah, that's why we take orders from those fucking losers.
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>>713230166
>I'm half Japanese.

>>713230280
It's easy to get a girl. It's harder to get 20.

If you're good at getting girls in English, you can probably do okay in Japan. Most guys come here thinking girls are magically going to start jumping them.
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>>713230214
Shit might change in a bit now that former Marine Corps General, General Amos, has been assigned as Secretary of Defense under President Trump. The first Marine assigned to the position in history. Runner up was former General, General Mattis, another Marine.
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>>713229800
Can't really tell about this. On the other hand, from what I see everyday, most women just stack part-time jobs and do not actually have a "real job". I hear that's because they want to keep time free for kids, but... I really don't know.

>>713230042
Okay that's one point, I can actually speak Japanese only slightly better than most Japanese people speak English (improving steadily).
But for real, I always feel disturbed in front of an Asian girl, I really don't know what kind of approach may be preferable.
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>>713230369
Dude get the fuck out of here, you're off topic as fuck.
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>>713230469
Fuck yeah, semper Fi.
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>>713230523
What are you going to do, cunt - call the cyber police?
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>>713230469

Won't matter.
Globalists will still control the US.

And globalists can eat cheesy pizza anytime and anywhere they want. Including Japan.
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>>713226128
moar
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>>713220654
Do you think people believe your bullshit lies?
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>>713230663
You're clearly a child and probably not actually in the marines. Mad because you can't fuck 12 year old kids.
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>>713226128
Confirmed that Asians won't be satisfied without a 8'' cock with a 6'' girth.
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>>713230367
No hooker, anon.
Chick literally dragged me into a hotel, tho.
Couldn't speak english for shit.
Well maybe it was a hooker but i didn't pay her.
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>>713230842
>Mad because you can't fuck 12 year old kids.
Who wouldn't be?
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>>713230518
Where are you in Japan?

Also, speaking Japanese is pretty hard. It's easy to say shit like "WATER THIRSTY", but it's a lot harder to have a meaningful conversation. Enough so, that the person you're talking to will think "this guy really gets me".

To get any girl, trust is a serious issue. Plus Japanese has a bunch of nuanced bullshit most Westerners are just not going to get.
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>>713230842
How about you come up with something else? Your fantasies are becoming repetitive.
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>>713230951
who would pay for aids lol
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>>713230951
>girls with 200+ kill counts
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>>713226128
moar like this
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>>713223044
>nice Ad hominem logic
Pssssttt, your /r/eddit is showing. Bumble Bee Tuna!
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Trump will grab Japan by the pussy,

and then blame "Gina."
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>>713231051
Dude you've been the same fag this whole time so try again, you're upset you can't fuck kids and now you're lashing out in an autistic fit.
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Op here not lying its fucking late
Thanks to people who had real questions
Good night
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Again, is that really all you have? I've been insulting your intelligence, your experience, your job and called you a cunt numerous times. Seriously, you need to lurk more.
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>>713231026
Wakayama
The "WATER THIRSTY" stage was one month ago, now I can use some conjunctions and make "elaborated" sentences.
+ what do you mean by nuanced bullshit? I'm still struggling to know how to refer to someone properly so I don't pretend to understand but I'm interested
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>>713231385
Lying OP is leaving kek
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>>713225460
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>>713231702
That means now we can have a real thread
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>>713220654
English "teacher" loser back home
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>>713225301
Total bullshit, buddy. Taught English in Nicaragua without so much as an BA. Teaching at the local level is possible in much of the world simply by being a native speaker with a basic understanding of how a classroom works.
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>>713226337
Pointing out racism on /b/?
>I'll give you some time to reflect on what you have done.
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>>713231573
Wakayama, eh? You could probably pull girls from the Osaka area pretty easy, but you might have to make some day trips.

There are people who live here for years who still can't speak Japanese. You're most likely overestimating your abilities. Japanese isn't like English where you can throw words together and make sentences. Each word has subtle nuances to it that are a far bigger deal in Japanese than English.

There's a whole bunch of things that are minor.
Saying things like "そうなんだ" or "へー" would signal that you're not interested. You have to be active/engaging and actually say things like "楽しかった" or "俺も行きたい".

What you're talking about sounds like it falls under 塩対応. If you've never heard that word before, there's no way you're even close to understanding Japanese. There's like another set of language that normal people use with each other that you're not going to find in textbooks or by "studying hard".

Basically, don't expect to become a Japanese master even living there after a year, even with heavy studying.
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>>713227466
>/b.
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>>713221593
your engrish needs work tho
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>>713228716
>Why did you green text it?
Greentext is for quotes. Anon used it correctly
>>713228765 #
>That's a weird reason to green text.
If that blows your mind then you're going to have a bad time on /b/, son.
>>713228898 #
>yes it was
>apologies
Don't ever do that again on here. Plus, this >>713229001
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If you're interested enough in this topic to be viewing this thread paste this into your favorite image search 女子校生
Your welcome.
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>>713232270
I'm not expecting to become a Japanese master at any point, and I may be overestimating my abilities but I never considered them great to begin with. I know Japanese is a difficult language to comprehend as you stated it and I enjoy learning it so I just do.
As for that nuanced stuff you're talking about, a friend told me about some time ago and I remember not understanding what he meant. Your explanation makes things a bit clearer, thanks
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>>713229959
>Marine Corps is where it's at.
I hope you like killing kids you fairy faggot, leach on hard working tax payers.
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>>713233346
Actually, it's fun to shoot some people.. Even Mattis acknowledge that.
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>>713233291
Yeah, I didn't really want to be mean. Just keep in mind, your Japanese is going to sound like shit to Japanese people for a real long time. Thinking your Japanese is good is only going to make things much, much worse.

They also have a much heavier emphasis on pronunciation and word choice, as compared to the Western emphasis on vocab.

The hardest part to understanding Japanese people is basically all of the 暗黙の了解 stuff. Like in certain circumstances, no matter how much a girl protests, even maybe screams to stop, there are times where she actually wants you to have sex with her, to the point where it might seem like rape. It's a cultural thing. A girl can actually get mad at you for not "attacking her", because it implies she's not attractive enough or you didn't care enough to do it.

Understanding when this is the case and understanding when a girl really doesn't want anything sexual from you is a fine line, and even difficult for Japanese people to distinguish.

Also, if you even try to ask someone directly for their opinion, a large majority of the time, you will never get a useful response. This isn't how people communicate in Japan. It's all subtle indirect bullshit.
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>>713233346
This is /b/. If you don't enjoy killing children then you're outnumbered by about everyone.
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>>713233997
Maybe he prefers cats.
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>>713233901
>Thinking your Japanese is good is only going to make things much, much worse.
Sounds like you experienced or witnessed it somehow... :^)

>A girl can actually get mad at you for not "attacking her"
This is a new meta of feminism.

>if you even try to ask someone directly for their opinion, a large majority of the time, you will never get a useful response.
Had to experience this to many times with English-speaking friends. When I pointed it out they really seemed not at ease and it looked like it cost a lot to give a clear answer so I couldn't really insist.
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>>713233073
Are you fucking retarded or do you just not know how to read?
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>>713233607
>>713233997
>>713234175
That's a lot of money just to kill 12 year olds. I could do that with a ford torus while backing out of my driveway to go to work. How about you fucks get a real job and stop sucking on the tit of the American worker.
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>>713234660
It's only really a get mad thing when you're around them for long. Just grope any girls who make eye contact with you when you're on the train and you'll be fine.
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>>713234806
>Are you fucking retarded or do you just not know how to read?
Retarded. Why?
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>>713234944
I'll remember that
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>>713220654

What about feminism and girl power? Do japanese girls believe in such craps like their western counterpart? I am not talking about gender equality because japan is good in that department.
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>>713234660
>Sounds like you experienced or witnessed it somehow... :^)
Yeah, I'm half Japanese, but grew up in the US, so even I had trouble with this.

Anyway, good luck. 80% of 国際結婚 end up failing, so be careful if you try marring a Japanese girl. Also, my general advice to everyone is to NEVER marry the first Japanese girl you seriously date.

All Japanese girls (esp. ages 20-30) want to get married anyway. I could literally find a girl to get married within a week.
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>>713235586
Image search this 女子校生 or if that's too soft core for you try something like アナル女子校生
Shitpost with us while you browse the pics.
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I saw on the news that Japanese women are losing theirs outlook on love. Wtf? Every woman over there is practically a dime piece so how is that possible that they're lonely. What does your observations tell you towards that.
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>>713236211
Otokonoko and neko are giving the women too much competition.
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>>713236211
>>713235829 here.

Well, not every Japanese girl is attractive. There's plenty of hurt bitches. You're just looking at too much porn.

Also, Westerners rate Japanese girls far higher than other Japanese would rate them. Just like Japanese rate Westerners far higher than other Westerns would rate them.

Also, lying is endemic in Japan (as well as cheating). The whole Japanese people are loyal thing is a myth. So, people get tired trying to find a partner.
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>>713235829
Yeah I'm just here for 3 more months so I'm not going to marry anyone yet.
Thank you for the advice!
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>>713227596
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>>713229429
what looks virus af?
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>>713220654
Looks like you had better luck here than on hotwheelschan lel.
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