Guess who's got the new Macbook Pro. Me ;) On a scale
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Guess who's got the new Macbook Pro.
Me ;)
On a scale of 1 to 10 how jealous are you right now?
>>713212137
>mfw can't tell if op is genuine or if he ripped that pic from someone's Facebook hoping /b/ would supply free insults about someone he hates
Lol, I've had the surface 4 pro since x mas 2015.
Not jealous of your computer at all
>>713212137
NIce mp3 player OP
Well, I have a Macbook at home too, so. Meh.
>>713212473
Genuine buddy
>>713212137
had one since september of 2013. one of the best machines i've ever owned.
so...not jelly at all. :)
>>713212137
Guess who can't game anything good on it? :D -10/10
Jealous of a PC that doesn't support more than, what was it? 16GB of RAM?
Ignore the fact that it says I only have 8, I have 16
>>713212137
I'm hanging around 2 my gullible friend...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSC_UG5_kU
What a waste of money
Deez nuts sage
absolutely not me
>>713212987
Op here, my gaming rigs specs are way better, have fun with your 5820 :')
>>713213144
I love my 5820k, all I need. But I don't get why anyone would need a shitty Mac Book like that.
>>713213069
And I must add that I was leaning towards 1 but then thought about the option of reselling the piece of shit. That's what made it 2.
>>713212137
go back to starbucks underage piece of shit
>One direction posters
Die
>>713213301
I wish, it's all the way in town, cba to drive right now.
>>713212827
>mfw I'm still pretty sure it's not your laptop because nobody on a site as hyper-critical as this one could possibly be so unaware of what faggoty taste they have in music and electronics
>>713212137
very its my dream to have mcbook pro but i'm poorfag and cant afford it
>>713212137
Thank GOD it's not me
>>713212473
This
>>713213387
Its mine hunty. There is a reason most professionals use them :')
The only reason I'm jealous of you is because you can kill yourself
>>713212137
My laptop does twice as much for half the price and it's three years old, so I'm not too jealous.
>>713212137
>Macbook™
>Spotify
>One direction
>Can't play webms
>>713213426
You'll get there friend! Prosperity and goodness is only a short walk away :)
>>713213555
trips of truth
>>713213601
I can see webm's just fine??
is this a meme??
Post one to make sure
>>713212137
I want to say that this post is cute and I am happy for you OP. Take care of it. I hope you are happy.
>>713213611
thx but i will not be able to afford one at last for next 5 year or more average salary here is 300 dollar for students even less and mcbook pro costs around 2k
>>713212137
Post specs pls
Also 1 because I could care less that you have a macintosh. It's your money. You can buy whatever you want with it. I don't think I'd go with a macintosh, but that's pretty cool I guess. I'm not gonna be one of those edgy preteen anti social retards that'll call you a faggot for having something they don't. But good shit dude. How much did it cost btw
>>713213772
>Not "Is this a meme"ing
Are you really that lonely anon?
You can sit in your bedroom and jerk off to porn on your new MacBook, but for the next month I'll be travelling to Japan and enjoying my life.
>>713213940
Wapanese faggot
>>713213864
yes
>>713213846
It's the entry level one, bought it cause I wanted to learn swift plus have something that #justwerks.
>>713214076
Open up, dont roll your eyes at everything lol
-10
>>713212137
Not using alien ware
Kys
>>713213532
Confirmed for a troll who's trying too hard
>>713212137
0, can't think of anything nice about apple products. If you like it OP, that's your problem.
>>713214609
Have you ever been to a workplace where people code for a living? Actually code? Not some script kiddies, real code. 99% of the computer devices in these places are Macs for a reason.
>>713214655
>>713214721
>>713214746
>>713214801
Reported ;)
>>713214542
>>buys alienware and makes fun of a mac user
>>713214736
All you did was buy a $1.5k mp3 player with internet
>>713214736
Starbucks doesn't count
>>713212137
2000 dollar facebook and /b/ machine? or are one of those cunts that pretends to produce content of some sorts just so u can buy a macshit?
jealousy lvl = 0
>>713212137
-1 i hate macs, shitty crap.
>>713212137
Nice MP3 player bro
What songs you gonna play on it?
>>713212137
-10 just because you are using the os for retards. If you switch to Linux or windows it will become a insta 10
>>713213940
Careful, no subtitles outside bud ...
>>713214922
kek
>>713215013
Scratch that a 6 because no gpu
>>713214922
http://stackoverflow.com/research/developer-survey-2016
Please check VIII. Desktop Operating System
>>713215013
Linux FTW!
>>713215160
I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!
>>713214990
Currently this killer album
>>713215318
Is this a new thread record?
>>713215311
I was shockingly surprised with how much I liked Emotion Side B.
>>713215375
>>713215366
nah there arent any quads.
checked
>>713213532
>professionals
>>713214736
>REAL CODE GUYS
Because who cares about coding windows programs amirite or coding windows viruses which are wholly more profitable
>>713215138
>VIII OS
>Only like a fourth of devs use it in samples
>Windows based OS are about 50% usage
I don't see your point. Are you retarded?
I just want to see a pic of OPs body
>>713215420
There is not better song in the world currently than Store. To think that out of over 500 unreleased songs she chose Store is just incredible.
>>713215318
get thread now
>>713212137
my csgo inventory is worth more than your mac pro and probably more than the shed you live in, bitch niga
>>713215555
WITNESSED
>>713215555
quadsss
>>713215555
WAT!!!!!???????111111
>>713215555
>>713215555
check'd
>>713215584
This shed cost my daddy £800k ;)
>>713214736
I know you type smileys on /b/ and you're flaunting overpriced tech and a music library that only a teenaged girl should be proud of. I think that's more than enough.
But please, go on and justify your purchase by saying it fills some niche that very few people here actually care about. I'll even keep pretending I care about the argument so you can finish convincing yourself that you bamboozled us all real good
roll
>>713215723
you got it anon
>>713212137
>Using apple products
kek
>>713215723
>mfw didnt get
>>713212137
5. Since you didn't get the new feature display pad I don't really care. How does it work so far?
>>713215701
this
>>713215555
Nice!
But check these out
>>713215689
This is why girls shouldn't try to troll. It's just embarrassing
>>713212137
>Apple
>>713215857
>mfw still cant get
>>713212137
-5
very poor effort
>tfw Ive got a overkill pc at home and a sturdy as fuck memepad running fedora in my backback
>>713215701
this.
>>713215516
in my office we use linux and windows to code, fuck mac
>>713215974
>tfw you watch a anon fail this hard
>>713212137
0/10
waste of time
>>713216058
Those who do not attempt achieve dub-quility
>>713216038
Can you even make Windows programs in a Mac environment?
>>713216102
I did and i was successful
>>713215974
pls lord kek gib dubs
>>713215881
>>713214855
oh you sweet innocent summer child
>>713216249
fk u lord kek
>>713215974
You're pathetic.
Watch me get these
>>713216397
lol rekt fgt
ok fine if you want to overspend on hardware you're free to do so however why the fuck are you using osx still?
i bet you love js
>>713216487
That was a test run
This is the real deal
>>713216529
nah
fuck mac on a rpi now....
>>713216595
smd
>>713216638
wtf was that from
>>713212137
2000$ Facebook machine! You did... not great.
>>713212137
Shitty PC with a cost of this i can build 10x better PC than this 'website only' shit
>>713212137
>Macbook Pro
>no touchbar
faggot
>One Direction poster
Bait as fuck
>>713212137
lmao, the size of that trackpad. is it made for giants or just tumblr landwhale hands?
>>713216828
>>713216789
>>713216638
>>713216509
>>713216038
>>713216021
>being this poor and trying to justify their enfeebled hardware and OS choices
how do you justify a Mac laptop vs rpi? Student? Graphic designer? nope just a rich troll.
>>713216951
Just invest the same amount of money into a good PC and you will get a LOT more value.
People like you just can't handle their money, that's all.
>>713217192
>good
>PC
pick one
>>713217339
That's not how that works.
0/10 I don't need this shit
>>713217417
Mac just works, pajeet
Her trolling was a success. Everyone is still replying and no one requested togtfo
0, I got the surface book I7 with nvidia graphics card how jealous are you OP?
>>713217488
No, Macs are just so restrictive and closed you can't break stuff. It's like toys for babies.
>>713212620
Sp4 i7 master race reporting in
>>713214855
rep for what ?
>>713217488
Macs actually have problems as often as every other system.
The "Mac just works" - thing is something people believe who don't actually use their system.
my pi rig...
$35 board
$12 32gb msd card
$5 keyboard
$3 mouse
$20 secret santa bluetooth speakers...
$45 7inch touch screen.
this is my bed side 4chan and youtube machine..
>>713212137
>one sirection poster
>>713212137
>Macbook Pro
>Macbook
>Pro
Ever used a mobile workstation before?
>>713217562
Can't hear you over the sound of COD4 running at 50fps here, PC fags can't into this
>>713217488
Until your minijack gets stuck in optical because shitty materials used 13 months after purchase and the only options they'll offer you will be :
1- Buy new motherboard (800$)
2- Having no sound at all
I went with 3 and installed Arch. Sound is back.
It just worked. Not falling for the Apple meme ever again though.
>>713212137
eww mac
>>713217636
nice blog
>>713217751
Crying laughing
>>713212137
Buying a low-end "PC" with the power of my smartphone ? Enjoy your poor choices.
>>713217496
>her
I'm a guy :')
>>713217762
>American
there's your problem
>>713212827
kek this faggot has a thread on both /b/ and /g/
I might of missed it but should the new pro have a touch pad or some shit on the top of the keyboard?
>>713212137
You paid somewhere between $1500 and $2500 for a laptop you could have gotten at bestbuy for 500
>>713217923
European here.
Can't see the relation? All their products are made in the same shithole in China,
>>713217751
U for real, man?
>>713213532
>There is a reason most professionals use them :')
>professionals use them :')
> :')
ffs
>>713213221
Nice OC. Anon
>>713214542
really nigger?
>>713217488
Nice car
linux master race
>>713218171
MFW browsing tumblr in the Starbucks down the road is now considered a profession.
>>713218171
⭐ ꒰•‧̫•ू꒱ ⭐
>>713212137
macbook can only play the 10% of the pc game market
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>713215301
wut? lol only read 1 line of that tecno-babble
>>713218431
Autism
>>713218416
Why the hell would I buy a Mac for gaming???
>>713218416
Back to vee please
>>713218349
>>713214736
Anon, stop being retarded. You only code on a Mac if you're stupid. Any pc can code. If they buy Macs it's fr someone highee up that believes apple hype and never uses them. When I was coding thru college my friend had a macbook and it was worthless. Completely worthless. A $2000 laptop with the same performance as my Dell $700 laptop. His would constantly crash or have other minor problems when he coded.
>>713215301
Good point, anon. All praise our founders.
>>713218503
yes i know you have it... what about it?
>>713218431
You fail memeology this term, Tyrone. Sorry.
>>713218560
It's clearly a 2000$ Webbrowser!
Doesn't even have a touch bar lol fuck off you fag
>>713218743
What game is this?
fuck mac
Get a £4.5k battle station then we'll talk, faggot. 0.
>>713213144
5820 is kind of a beast of a cpu, OP clearly knows fuck all about specs.
>>713212137
this is try too hard bait.
>>713215689
Poorfag detected
>>713212137
gotta be masterbait, or op really is a faggot
Sage?
>>713212137
I don't really care about what X some person uses but at least I got a reason to use pic related.
>>713215597
this is the kind of shit that used to make /b/ good
>mac
>no upgrades
>old hardware
>mac os
>osx
>tigers
>mountains
>dicks
>>713212137
Numbers can't describe my indifference to you faggot
>>713212137
Just bought a msi gs70
Core i7 6700hq
8gb ddr4 2133mhz
Gtx 965m ddr4
256gb ssd (2200mbps)
Thin as fuck.
Tons of other shit like golden headphone jack with some sort of audio dac.
Has space for upgrading.
Got a free bag and shit.
Payed €1199 :)
You jelly?
>>713212137
if someone gave me that computer i would sell it
>>713223881
He got a sticker of a fruit for roughly 700$, so I guess he is now.
bois how do I activate my windows 10, I need to move it from 1 computer to the other?
doesn't even have a num pad. kek fuck off newcocksucker.
>>713212137
Nice, not bad. Not jealous though :)
>>713214922
Not at all, if you're in some hipster dev shop sure, but real production companies are more often than not a combination of Windows and Linux boxes.
>>713223881
>msi gs70
>thin
uhhh
>>713224085
>new macbooks have no ethernet port
Wahahahaha enjoy your input lag ifag.
>>713224237
Look it up
>>713212137
shoulda got the one with the strip on it, my boss was hyping that shit
>>713224272
>new macbooks have no ethernet port
I honestly had to check it. Enjoy your glorified tablet.
>>713212137
-69
Eh I'm quite happy with my laptop... And most of the programs I need to use run terribly or not at all on Macbooks. Asus ROG GL502VY
I had a Macbook pro 15", two years after I boght a second hand Dell laptop for 30€ and installed Linux.
MFW the Dell works a lot better and the mac is collecting dust on a drawer.
>>713212137
Well, the last camera lens I bought cost $15000, so... not at all?
>>713214855
Get this newfag away pls
>>713224237
It is quite thin
>>713223881
I switched to asus gl502 after a year with msi gs70 ... shitty hinges, very very hot even on idle it's way too warm for use on your lap (at least mine was) and the fans ramp up even during idle.... otherwise insanely good machine and the keyboard is just amazing
I don't mind having slightly thicker laptop while it still weights 2.3 kg and isn't way too hot or loud. Also the screen on ASUS GL502 has better color accuracy than Macbook... shots fired "meant for editing machine"
>>713225735
I hope you put it to good use and provide some sweet creepshots to your /b/rothers
>>713223881
Just built one myself, u jelly?
i5 6600k
gtx 1060
16gb ddr4
240gb ssd
1tb hdd
2x 1080p monitors
1000€
>>713212137
>One Lost Erection Poster
Lemme see those tits you dirty slut.
>>713212137
Seeing as my desktop would break it in every conceivable way other than portability, which I don't us anyway. Not very.
>>713219787
transport tycoon deluxe if i'm not mistaken. If not just look up old tycoon games or sim city games
>>713217923
>>713225968
I think is OpenTTL, the free software version of it. Lots of cool improvements and free, check it out if you liked ther original.
>>713212827
Don't even care about that mac, only faggots buy that fiji shit.
>>713212137
>>713212827
you are all posting in a nigger thread.
it isn't even the new mb - notice the ESC key.
>>713212137
I use an alienwere faggot
>>713214736
>script kiddies
literally cringed
>>713214189
>Not even 2GB of VRAM...
Nice!
>>713226647
Dat sweet stalling when watching HD video while having more than 4 browser tabs open.
>>713212137
>Macbook
>jealous
>2000+16
>caring about other people's hardware choice and getting baited this hard
Kys Niggerfaggots
>>713220102
>3ds max spotted
i thought no one else used that program
i dont feel like such a loser now
>>713212137
>mac
>one direction poster
faggot detected
>mac
>jealous
I'd rather cut open my ballsack with a spoon than own a macbook.
>>713212137
How can I be jelous when:
- OneDirection posters
- MBP without touchbar
- using to listen crap music
pic definitely related
>>713226988
What do you mean by "one direction poster"?
>>713212137
jealous of someone downgrading... congrats?
>>713212137
Macs are garbage in my opinion
>>713227142
baited easily
>>713226375
It's space grey, of course it is the new macbook you retard. Plus look at the keyboard.
>>713227142
How can you be THIS easy to bait bro, you are like the most unoriginal retard of the thread
>>713227142
>Fagpride tatoo
Noice
>>713226368
It's just water mate
>>713212137
OP is a fanboy faggot/10
I fucking hate Apple and all its gayness.
Hope you enjoy the taste of Tim Cook's coxk.
I've owned a mac for experimental purposes. Unless you're a high rank photo editor and do it for a living then you literally just blew thousands on specs you have have bought for >450.
Consider suicide
>>713226586
... That's the term for code-recycling "hackers". Welcome newfriend.
>>713212137
You don't belong here...
And I advise you to GTFO unless you want some Russian guy doxxing ur ass OD fanboy
>>713212137
You have 4 useless ports congrats
>>713227877
And if you are, too. The only photo oriented mac only program I can think of is Aperture, and there are alternatives.
-6
>>713228243
Photoshop? It is 100% proven that photoshop works better on a mac due to Metal...
1/10
made me respond
>>713212137
brokeass nigga, youve got the cheapest version without the touchbar kek
>>713212137
you know, there was a time when an apple machine was sime kind of alternative to someone who wanted a pretty good computer, but now seeing that my one year old pc could shit on your overprized piece of brand new junk, i'm not that jealous
>>713212137
0, because fuck apple and their bullshit of forced walled garden hardware/software
>>713212137
Hay betch! Oh em gee xD I'm sooo like jelly OP, like oooo emm gee. I still have the old MacBook Pro. OP, wanna meet up so we can fuck each other's gaping boipucci I give the best head like ooooo my god, I loooove to keep sucking even after you nut like ooooo em gee.
>>713212137
-78
>Inb4 apple sucks
>>713212137
0 fuck apple's overpriced and non-durable shit
>>713228361
> Proven
https://www.slrlounge.com/lightroom-mac-vs-pc-speed-test-4k-imac-vs-4k-custom-pc-performance-test/
> Due to Metal
Dude, I don't think Sepultura has nothing to say here. Regarding to the hardware it's the same shit as any other PC.
Attaching too much value to personal material, OP.
Currently on a 100euro smartphone and spending my money on things that matter
>>713212137
oh look at it
guess who bought a laptop that you cant upgrade a single thing
>>713212137
lol 0 apple fag
>>713227877
Exactly
>>713228694
This is embarrassing anon.
>>713228694
This is the kind of shit that listens to vaporwave
>>713229135
Anon deadass love vaporwave, I literally do vape naysh at ever opportunity I get.
>>713228988
>>713229135
Sorry, I don't know how to talk like a fag so it doesn't sound real. But I did buy MacBooks for my wife and my wife's son.
Also, I do listen to Vaporwave. Nothing gay about it all. I'm not being sarcastic, I like Vaporwave, Synthwave too.
>>713229135
I somehow read Vaporware. Still made kind of sense.
>>713212137
0
I enjoy not sucking cocks for a living.
>>713228888
QUADS
>>713212137
KEK
This mother fucker just spent 5k on a laptop that's 5 times worst than a regular 800 dollar computer.
You do realize that you just wasted all of that, alright, let's get this straight. There's no HDMI plug in, no USB, etc. How stupid are you?
And you can build a gaming PC 100x better than that shit. Also the operating system is shit anyways, so you just wasted 5k.
Mac has always been SHIT.
>>713214076
>downloading the thumbnail
Kill yourself.
-1
amd fx 965 6 x 3.3ghz with 16 gig ram desktop here
usb3 in effect
debian.org os
chrome
loving life
>>713229631
Fuck, sorry I meant $1,500.
oh amd rig was $700 ofa pricewatch.com
>>713212137
I have a dell xps way better than a mac book pro half the price same specs
> men on posters
yeah no surprise there
>>713217190
>>713212137
no touch bar, you poor fag lol
>>713213144
the moment when gaming on a i7 5820 is litterally no different to a 6700. kys.
>>713217190
>>713231125
>>713217636
nice m8, thinking about building one, got any pics ?
>>713212137
Macbook.
1 is to high,
-10, hate macs.
>>713231249
>>713229631
I already have a gaming PC, I wanted a Mac for coding adventures and travel...
Also Mac isn't shit, theres a reason when you go to dev conventions 95% of the computers there are macs
>>713231426
"""Devs""" use mac
>>713212137
-32. You're a fag for liking macs.
>>713212137
0/10
Trash taste
>>713212137
wtf a one direction poster?
>>713231510
Coding with anything else than Vim. Fucking script kiddies.
>>713212974
> keked
>>713212827
> didn't make joke about how to screenshot
GO back to renddid gaybook lover
>>713227218
a poster of one direction dude, are you retarded?
>>713212137
Kek non touch bar version
