Waifu Claim Thread
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>>713201308
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, ALL MIKASA ACKERMAN
Mikasa Claimed.
doot
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>713211414
KissAnime is usually better quality, and goes down from copyright claims less.
>>713211408
It always seems that way. I don't want to intrude on your conversations.
>>713211679
>>713211847
Do you have atleast 2gb or any free wifi areas nearby?
Nice flexibility.
カラミチーマス
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>>713211969
So you aren't bard?
Claim
Clam
>>713212003
>2003
Hey i was born that year :^)
>>713212076
no sorry
>>713211969
that would be assuming i have conversations
feel free to just call me a faggot or something
>>713212104
hola
>>713212130
In the end, it doesn't even matter
>>713212202
No this is a good thing.
>insult bard meme
>>713212280
IN THE END
IN THE END
THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO LIFE THAN LOVE IS THERE?
>>713212280
That is why we need to enjoy the life we are given.
Don't try to be someone else and be yourself.
Only that way you can enjoy life to the fullest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM9V99VlgrI
KIRINOOOOOOOOOO
http://steamcommunity.com/id/H2FSbF6
>>713212227
Is just "hey sachi" good enough?
I also get you and Konata confused alot, its hard on mobile to distinguish, unless one of you post an image. Konata isn't as nice as you.
>>713212296
Am I supposed to insult him?
Idk the guy
>>713212563
UIM faggot?
>>713212227
Bonjour
>>713212667
Haha no, just memes.
Memes.
Memes.
I want to Sie.
>>713212003
If dubs I go to bed
>>713212730
nah. i already have my 2d girls to go down on me.
i dont need the servers to disappoint me too.
>>713212890
Rolling.
>>713212901
kek
>>713212667
yeah
there's no real way other than learning our typing habbits or asking but then he might say he is me
i don't like konata
>>713212826
>>713212816
Hallo
>>713213044
konichiwa
>>713213044
Haha, me too.
>>713213047
>bottomless
Lewd
>>713213044
I can always tell the difference between you two
>>713212826
>Sie
Sie is a pronoun for German; used for formality.
Ex. Woher kommen Sie?
Do you want me to be formal with you?
>>713213044
I am more or less neutral with Konata, he has some fun QOTTs sometimes.
>>713213393
See Sachi's pic.
I wrote die but it looks like Sie.
>>713213149
goededag
>>713213222
same
>>713213347
that's because you have autism -_-
My Waifu you filthy fags
>>713213454
I thought that too, but didn't know if my mind was making connections between two things not related.
Who are you btw?
>>713211847
>No oversexualised content
This is sarcasm correct?
>>713213463
Salam
>>713213463
I don't have autism -_-
>>713213767
Just some guy who hangs around even though I have no waifu, and no laifu.
>>713213498
I actually did that when I was 10. Now I'm not sure whether cows are really good at giving Blowjobs or it was the fact that I never got my dick licked but, I came withing seconds.
>>713213928
Is that you name?
"Just some guy"
I have a feeling I will run into you again.
>>713213900
Ciao
didn't you say you had autism but you weren't as autistic as me?
>>713214061
it serves a purpose
REEEEEEEEEE MOMMY THEY ARE POSTING LEWDS OF MY WAIFU!!!!!!! MOMMY-CHAN!!!! BUG BOY SAMA NEED TENDIES AND DIAPER CHANGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking virgins
>>713214061
Sure will.
I call myself Nobody Interesting because it's edgy.
>>713214061
careful there bubber bub you might spark a new anime
>>713213794
yes
>>713214149
Haha Your Name haha.
Ha fucking ha.
>>713214126
Good morning shitposterchan
Have a nice sleep?
>>713214183
Cute
>>713211847
What the fuck is the point of threads like this? It's incredibly cringey if this isn't ironic.
>>713214116
Kaixo
Yes, i forgot -_-
>>713214256
Double nou
>>713214116
You calling me an 'it'?
That's the kindest thing ever.
>>713214266
Basically just a bunch of normans shitposting each other when they already have a discord.
Want the link? I have it.
>>713214140
Are you that anon I enjoy talking to?
>>713214140
Ah, Nobody -_-?
If so I believe I saw you the one time I actually visited these threads on my pc.
>>713214149
Nice mem.
>>713214432
Sure, why not.
>>713214432
Yeah I'd love to see.
>>713214126
Tendies are for pussies nigga
Fun Nuggets is where its at
>>713214476
>>713214501
Well while it may not have been your intent, you took a ride on my ruse cruise! :^)
>>713214445
Fuck knows.
>>713214470
I barely trip, I browse on tablet.
!A7HeAveNAG or something.
>>713214414
No he isn't silly.
>>713214470
nobody -_- is >>713212076
>>713214305
-_-
>>713214414
no bb
>>713214552
No you are not... The other anon actually come here just because of me..
>>713214630
how did i fuck that up
>>713214470
nobody -_- is >>713212104
>>713214731
Shit Sachi, three times in a row.
>>713214816
-_-
i need to sleep
>>713214731
I forgot about that one.
>>713214849
How long has it been?
Claiming Felix
>>713214686
Nobody said hi, so I will.
Hi.
>>713215065
:v)
>>713215018
since i woke up? 14 hours
didn't sleep good
>>713215065
Ayyy Kitten.
>>713215213
And how long until you plan on crashing?
>>713215213
Go to bed. It's bad not to have enough sleep.
Ruby Rose claimed
>>713215213
:v(
>>713215406
soon
>>713215409
i will
>>713215456
:^(
>>713215509
Please do <3
>>713215412
Hey Rubbu.
I'm back
>>713215666
Welcome back Satan.
>>713215666
Go away Satan
>>713215666
>Satan was a CatSlingshot
Can't say I'm surprised.
>>713215509
>
>>713215666
Checked
Did you try to go back asleep?
>>713215666
Back to hell satan.
Ohayou gozaimasu
>>713215804
Ohayo
>>713215804
Morning.
>>713215777
You always want the 7 with Rory's nightcap and now you get this, kek.
>>713215804
>
>>713215764
I'll make your waifu real, just give me your soul
>>713215769
No
>>713215777
Bully
>>713215787
Yeah I was asleep for a while, I feel a little better now
>>713215940
What can I say, the 7's called to me today.
>>713216010
<3
>>713216010
I don't have a soul. Sucks.
>>713216082
Edge
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>>713216057
I don't even know why it's funny to me.. I think that is a sign of my autism, yeah.
>>713216057
</3
>>713216082
Oh yeah I forgot, you're Russian.
>>713215666
you're no satan.
>>713216171
>>/E/
>>/D/
>>/G/
>>/E/
>>713216171
>Implying we're not all autistic in some way
>>713216238
>
>>713216145
Do you feel like you have one? What is a soul in the first place? I am not one of those Christian faggots who believe everything that is written in some book.
>>713216238
At least I used a Kord and you will never.
>>713216010
Well, keep it easy. Keep yourself hydrated.
>>713215914
What are you up to this morning?
>>713215919
Yoyoyo, I'm at chapter 66
>>713215940
That's not really ohayou
>>713216417
Good day miss Bodewig
>>713216344
>>713216407
I'm agnostic, but that pretty much means I'm to indecisive. God or not we're defined by ourselves and eachother.
>>713216504
Nice, still at 64.
I'm 85 slayer and 90 HP though. /smug
>>713216516
But what about the soul. That thing is made up, no?
>>713216504
Have an actual ohayou then.
>
>>713216341
>
>>713216344
You be quiet Trump is going to lift import sanctions
>>713216363
I'm probably going to just watch movies, sleep and maybe play some slow vidya all day. Maybe Minecraft
>>713216675
We will see, we will see.
>>713216635
It's not worth anything and doesn't mean anything to the corporeal.
>>713216749
Oh well, that is the best description of a soul I've seen so far. Props to you, you could be some occult teacher with this.
>>713216877
I use fancy words :^)
>>713216504
Getting up and getting a cup of coffee.
>>713216675
I hope Trumpkins lifts sanctions, sick of paying the Lithuanians for my gas masks.
And ya, that should probably do you fine.
You can move up to drinking warm beverages when you think you are ready.
>>713216632
Things are getting super interesting, they finally start getting into Lacie's story, which I've been psyched for
I'm almost to 60 smithing :(
>>713216931
You just used "corporeal", and I will say that I do not hear that word a lot. But the description was good and short so yeah, go to bed.
>>713216504
I wouldn't call it a good day if I'm still sick.
>>713216946
>inb4 oz steals yo waifu
I can't wait until shit hit's the fan, again.
You're beating me, mine's 52.
>>713217113
Bed? No. It's 12:30, bed is 3-4:30.
>>713217303
Oh so you are not Sachi who probably went to sleep. ok..
>>713216934
In actually getting up and showering!
>>713217140
Got to make due with what you have though :(
Other than that, though, you doing good?
>>713217202
>THAT FAGGOT CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF HE'S A SHIT
Lacie always seemed an interesting character, so I'm really looking forward to seeing more about her
I've been making cannonballs non stop
>WOOO IT'S SNOWING
>oh, it's raining
>>713216934
VSS soon fam
I'm probably just going to sip on ice water all day tbh
>>713217316
Wew lad
>>713217364
i'm still here
>>713215804
ohayou arizu
>>713217316
tfw will never lick cum off Rei
>>713217560
oh. Why?
>>713215308
Ayyy Senpai <3
>>713217364
Looking into the concept of morality and the reason why anything exists and shit is an easy way to sound smart without being smart.
>>713217485
Oz and Cheshire would make a cute couple.
You trying to make bond money?
>>713217729
Ayyyy, how you been lately?
>>713217485
Not really.
>I keep on breaking my headphones by accident and I don't like it one bit.
>>713217776
Yeah please stop that, you are on /b/, I cannot take anyone seriously on /b/.
>>713211847
That's lewd. You're lewd.
>>713217950
Hehe. I've been skydiving, would you believe that?
>>713217819
Good I guess.
Been playing overwatch and practicing for the new season tbh
>>713217588
Kinda just looks like someone spilled white paint on her though.
>>713217493
Have I told you that Galil a cute yet today?
Cause Galil a cute.
>>713217485
I wish we got snow here earlier. We just get cold.
>>713218067
Most of the time I would semi-believe that. Like I would believe that but I wouldn't be sad if it was a lie is what I am saying. I mean I skydived too, in Russia. Nearly had a fucking heart attack the moment I was pushed off the plane.
>>713218075
Sounds like fun. Heard there was some kind rework or something going on for one of the characters.
>Off to home, be back soon
>>713218195
What would make you sad? I mean I get that, kinda, but when dealing with people on the internet, everything except blatant shitposting is genuine, and if it isn't, well I had fun talking.
The stomach drop wasn't that bad for me.
Fun Fact: Your waifu is shit
>>713218706
No, silly, my waifu is Yui.
>>713218460
Honestly, only things in the outside/physical world could make me sad. I've been on 4chan for too long to realise that feeling are just not for the internet. I try to talk openly in thread like these because there is an actual community of nice people that I know of. When you take your said feeling to some other places like uhh... cp threads? Those were a thing sometime back (thx moot). So when you take the feels there you will be constantly assblasted because no one likes you and shit. I hope what I said here actually makes sense. The only thing now that can make me sad is that for the 10th Anniversary they are not going to make a S3 of Code Geass. Fucking Japs...
>>713218809
>>713218885
Seeking people who definitely don't give a fuck and expecting them to give a fuck is counter productive. Here people may give a fuck, making in unproductive, which is better than the prior.
>>713217776
Please no ship. Especially not that monster Oz, fuck him
Yeah, and I have to pay back a friend who lent me the money for a bond
>>713217885
How are you managing to do that? Bending the headband too far?
>>713218103
I've been waiting since 2 winters ago for snow. We got like, 3 snow falls last year -_-
neptard reporting in.
>>713219354
Well I seek people who don't give a fuck because sometimes I just know how to make them give a fuck. I have a good mindgame and I use it one people in the outside world too. And yes they do give a fuck here, but both are good.
I am actually getting tired of the fancy/smart talk.
>>713218200
Yeah for Symettra
>also known as the autistic street shitter
Still not gonna play her a whole lot
>>713219514
>neps internally
Helmet Waifu is best Waifu
>>713211847
lucas = waifu
>oh but anon lucas is a boy
no
>>713219463
Haha, fine. No ships.
Slayer is slow but if you want combat stats and money, that's the way to go.
>>713219607
/smart
>>713219639
Qt kitty
>>713219514
Nep nep
>>713219661
>Neps eternally
>>713219821
Hello there!
>>713219661
>>713219877
>neps externally
>>713218885
I agree, moralfaggotry and /b/ mix like oil and water.
>>713219870
I am a faggot who thinks it was smart. But that's just an opinion, an internet opinion!
>Flan
>>713219463
No, accidentally sitting/laying on top of them...
Sameji is awake
>>713219861
fag
>>713219978
/waifu/ is that little spot in water where oil actually comes together with water in small levels.
>>713219463
Something of the same here, only got like 2 inches last year.
>>713218876
Hi Mai
>>713219978
Neppu nep
>>713220063
Hey! It's been a while
>>713218706
screw you lucas is best waifu
>>713220200
i will
>>713220063
It's probably best if you go back to sleep...
>>713220135
o
>>713220200
>>713219463
you guys get snow? I'm a califag so it only snows about once every ten years.
>>713220300
neppu nep nep
>>713220381
husbando*
>>713220414
waifu*
lucas = an girl
(kek)
okay I'm done being a moron on purpose it was fun while it lasted but now I am embarrassed and will be absconding buhbye
>>713220414
molecules and shit. - ω -
>>713220300
Hai Fran!
>>713220300
hey hey
goodnight yui
KONO WAIFU DA!
>>713220414
Depends
Sometimes none
Sometimes a decent amount.
>>713220914
>
>>713220914
Goodnight Sacho!
>>713220914
slep lewd :3
>>713220542
c-cya
>>713220604
fukken molecules, how do they work?
>>713220818
you you
i don't like your girlfriend
>>713221000
o
>>713220916
Hey Akame.
>>713220414
Southern California?
>>713221261
NorCal, unfourtantly...
>>713220916
konichiwa.
>>713221189
umm.. they have like books about it and entire classes about it. Just go study. Honestly, there is too much to say about how they work, not even going to bother right now.
Fell asleep for a bit there
>>713220604
>>713220818
What all have you two been up to?
>>713221261
hello Houkie. how are you?
>>713221356
hi muffin
>>713221398
oh hi neppy
>>713221566
Listening to music and brainstorming some story ideas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsG5HLE4Jfs
>>713221189
r00d
>>713221566
life, trying to keep sane
>>713212890
Roll
>>713221566
Franny
>>713221619
Midnight
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>713221710
What kind of story?
>>713221722
The best you can do really
>>713221757
Bby!
>>713221722
Sam
>shinoa
>>713221399
>books
>classes
>>713221523
duuude keijo!!! is fucking great, but it's best if you go back to sleep...
>>713221619
how u been?
>>713221722
hey man, i didn't mean anything by it.
>>713221757
Morning shinoa~ How's the hangover?
>>713221929
I'm alright, what about you?
>>713220913
I'll curse you
>>713221870
indeed so, most indeededly
>>713221897
smugger
>>713221929
whatever you say m8
>>713221398
North central Texas here, we usually get a light dusting every 2-3 years, but this year looks like another dud with how warm it's been this late into the year.
>>713221619
Doing well, recovering a bit from last night and enjoying some breakfast before the football games. How about you?
>>713221929
What?
Hey faggors
>>713222276
Hello absolute shit waifu
>>713221870
Hey bb~
How's the morning?
>>713222012
Oh hush you. I was really out of it. That's all
>>713222142
Welcome back you old fag (^:
>>713222276
Yo vampire
You're all faggots.
Best waifu is mine.
>>713222276
Hello Mavis Sandler
>>713222293
3DPD
>>713222461
Smugbug!
>>713211847
Mauler Mom.
>>713219870
I don't actuaklly know how to start it. My attack and strength are up to 33 because of Waterfall Qeust, but my defense and hitpoints are really low still
>>713220020
Oh, so falling asleep with them on and just accidentally sitting on them
>>713220200
Last year was super weird, but hopefully this year we get lots of snow, then I can actually go snowboarding this year
>the only normie activity I enjoy
>>713220414
Well, I do live in Canada after all. Every part of the country gets snow
>British Columbia doesn't get much of it though
>>713222142
Anything aside for life going on?
>>713222461
Pretty good, started binging black mirror last night, on the second season now.
>>713222012
pretty good
>>713222175
nice.
>>713222142
you wanna fukken go?!
>>713222293
>3DPD Cosplay trash
>LoL
feck off
>>713222249
I said I like keijo and you need to sleep. Do I have to say it in your spic language:
Yo digí me gusta Keijo y tu necesitas dormir
>>713222537
husbando*
>>713221870
Story about what happens if the balance of the Yin and Yang go a little crooked and how one man decides to become the new line between the two by slowly studying the ancient magic, becoming an underground mastermind, killing the old line between the two, making the Yang take over nearly completely and in that way wiping out half of the planet's population. It was all for the greater good. Pic related is about as close as how the MC looks like.
I should name my Dankest Dungeon characters after waifus, then watch you all die horribly
>>713222537
You should have seen by the look in my eyes, baby
There was somethin' missin'
You should have known by the tone of my voice, maybe
But you didn't listen
Asuka Soryu is the only correct answer
Shikinami would also be acceptable
>>713222175
Oh what did you do last night? I didn't do anything. Right now I'm watching The Grand Tour
>>713222461
hmm whatever you say..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpIN-RypoMk
Found it.
>>713222682
Neppu!
>>713222702
Interesting
>>713222723
That's lewd
>>713222784
Aww~
Thanks.
>>713222461
ayy lmao
>>713222681
not really, looking for a new job
>>713222682
fite me fag
>>713222623
Go to rock crabs or just start slayer through turael. Osrs has a good fan run wiki, which can help immensely.
>>713222682
It just came it of nowhere though
I'm not a spic, you slut.
>>713222723
Wew
>>713222588
What up desert fox?
>>713222681
Netflix?
>>713222708
Do it fag
>>713222775
I don't drink!
>yet~
>>713223124
Yee haha. What brings you back here?
>>713222723
Also Why Asuka is the only correct answer is 20 years later she is still a very relevant character and still everywhere.
1v1 me bro