ITT: Weirdest/most disturbing dream you've ever had
I had a dream a couple months ago where this woman was giving birth to a baby, and after it came out she started sucking the babies tiny dick.
I forgot about it when I woke up, but then I remembered it in the afternoon and it ruined my entire day.
>>713204742
BUMP FOR POTENTIAL
>>713204742
I once dreamt that I was hacking short blonde men the death with a battle axe in a huge battle.
They were chasing me down as I tried to flee the battle with my great trophy, the head of their leader.
The dream ended as I ran into the forest and something hit me in the back and killed me.
>>713205190
All that was real. When you died your consciousness was transport to another dimension, which is where you are today.
>>713205416
can't tell if joking or Mandella-tard
>>713205578
You live your life in the dimension you are and then when you die you are born again into another. But the thing is you don't remember anything making a whole different person which is the same as dieing. These dreams are you rememberING bits of your past
>>713205416
I think ur the same guy posting this shit in other threads bro but ima need u to stop and make ur own thread where u just type this crazy shit constantly
>>713205749
I'm not crazy all this is true you're all retards
Dreamt of an entire lifetime.
I met a beautiful girl while attending college and I dreamt of the whole process.
Getting to know her, falling in love, going out for a few years finally proposing and getting married.
We move in together, finish college and get jobs in our chosen careers.
Have kids, dream of raising them from kids until adults.
Dream of our elderly years and the dream ends as I lay on my deathbed with my wife to my side.
When I woke up I fucking cried and it left me messed up for a while.
It felt too real and I was so happy in the dream I was crushed when I woke up.
I basically lived another whole life.
>>713205815
You did live that life. You're one of the lucky few that remembers their previous life.
>>713205739
Guess OP got his dick sucked fresh out the womb in his past life
>>713205891
I'm not OP though
>>713204742
>about 10
>living in Belgium
>go to Antwerp, happen to see all the orthodox Jews
>have dream that night
>radical Orthodox Jews rioting in Antwerp
>city completely fucked
>Jews take control
>take all of Belgium within a week
>start killing people left and right for breaking Jewish rules
>me and my brother get arrested for eating hotdogs
>sentenced to death by getting run over by a fucking metro
>both die
>wake up
>scared of Orthodox Jews
>>713205946
Again not a dream just memories
I've had this dream maybe like 3 times, different scenarios, but basically I end up getting shot dead. But I don't die, like I'm aware that I can't move. I'm left staring at one direction whichever my body fell towards. And I still have conscious thought. Sometimes I wonder if that's what real death feels like, still some brain activity for a bit.
>>713206013
It probably does because youre remembering your previous death
I had a dream where I came back from working at my shitty job and one of my jobs is taking out the trash. I didn't wear gloves and when I woke up the next morning my hands had that weird ass disease that makes your pores just become holes and I started crying. Feels horrible cause it might happen...should get some gloves.
>>713205416
>>713205875
>>713205996
>>713206064
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO >>>/x/
Just because someone has an elaborate dream doesn't mean it's about their past fucking life.
>>713206098
That's just a dream you boring fuck. You had no previous life this is tour first.
>>713206142
Your just jealous you had no experience with your old life
>>713206175
oh
>>713206258
Don't worry if you kys now you can have one when your born again
>>713206216
Actually, I have. I am a very spiritual occultist. I've seen some crazy shit, but regardless, I know for a fact that you don't dream of your past life.
>>713206301
Doesn't matter what you are your still a faggot who has no idea what he's talking about.
>>713206359
>your still a faggot who has no idea what he's talking about
>thinks every dream is a past life experience
>>713206301
>>713206216
Man I've gotta agree with >>713206142
I don't think I've ever been hugged by Jesus and then simultaneously told by History (voiced of course by Morgan Freeman) that it was watching me
>>713206428
No no not all dreams please do this dimension a favor and kys
>>713206503
Get off the meth my friend
>>713206493
No there is no god. You are just reborn.
>>713206503
it's impossible to die, kid. Ever heard of quantum suicide?
Also, I am one of the 13 anti-christs.
>>713206540
Don't do meth. Don't wanna ruin my time in this dimension.
>>713206601
I'm not a kid
You do die your just reborn
There is no anti christ or christ for that matter.
>>713206558
Then how could I dream of Jesus if I didn't experience him in my past life?
>>713206670
Your just retarded....
I had this dream where I was standing in front of a portrait that had countless pepple on it. They looked like they were discussing something, but then I realized they were actually talking. That made them turn their heads to me. They tried to include me in the painting, but I didnt want to and I didnt fit. So they reached out with really long limbs, took me apart piece by piece and carried me into the painting
My dreams are usually weird as shit but I had one very vivid and realistic dream.
Me walking around medieval castle there is some kind of orgy/feast going on outside. As I walk through the orgy I go up a hill and see a church and graveyard in the distance. As I start walking again I grab my chest and fall backwards. Then I woke up.
Was pretty weird. Most of my dreams involve nonsense things like getting chased by the ironing board.
>>713206719
Nightmare......
>>713206661
>There is no anti christ or christ for that matter
Ah, a fellow atheist. Quick question, why can't you people define what atheism is?
>>713204742
Completely normal OP
>>713206779
Your just a little fucked up no need to look into it too much.
>>713206661
Man you really are sure about stuff you can't prove, and fuck if that lack of evidence is gonna stop you from spouting off non-stop to everyone
please just go away
>>713206719
Probably your past life in the "paintings that have alive people in them" dimension.
I've seen it, so I know what I'm talking about.
>>713206715
You're*
>>713206814
Agnostic not Atheist you fucking retard >>713206814
>>713206866
Stfu non believer just kys and you'll get your evidence.
>>713206866
Exactly. People like these just find an idea that sounds cool to them and convince themselves that it's real just to make themselves feel like they have forbidden knowledge, and thus think their life is important when it really isn't.
>>713206985
Please kys
>>713206910
An agnostic? Even better.
How is there no god and a god at the same time?
Don't even bother answering, I won the debate.
>>713207036
Oh, and then they say shit like this.
They don't have anyway to defend their argument so they try to put themselves on a pedestal and tell others to kill themselves.
>>713207061
Not God you fucking retard but a superior being. You believe in a God which makes you fucking retarded. You think this once human being is a God who has compassion. No. Just like we are superior beings to ants there is a superior being for us.
>>713207061
Can we just have some fun here? I think there are about 10 Childlike Empress threads you bitches can go argue in...
>>713207061
because there is and there isnt. there can only be one thing that there isnt so that it can be
kys
>>713207160
No you really need to kys. Much better for you.
>>713207201
go to a dimension where there is no argument
go to the childlike empress dimension
>>713206779
You died cause you missed out on the orgy/feast.
Them got teleported into a dimension where ironing boards hunt humans as trophies
>>713207193
Ok, then if god not real then how god not real
god real, literally god is real
without god there wouldnt be god
>>713204742
Dreamed once that I was eating my ex-GF out and a little while egg came out of her pussy into my mouth. It didn't have a shell and I wasn't sure if I was supposed to eat it or what to do with it... :(
ALL YOU RETARDS WHO THINK THERE A GOD SHOULD JUST KYS IT'LL BE MUCH EASIER FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND
>>713206601
How's 8th grade
>>713207310
The fuck dude. This site he religious people are fucked in the head.
>>713207352
>>713207193
riddle me this, "agnostic"
if ants are real then how did we create them if we created ourselves and ants created us and the motion picture ants is about the real thing which was made about us but also about them but like they are us and we are them and them are the major motion picture ants if they created their own movie about themselves and we created a move about ourselves and we are ants
ants arent real. and also kill yourself.
>>713207036
>>713206981
>>713206503
"Hey, I'm in a new life in a new dimension! Better make this one count!
I know! Every time someone questions or doesn't hold my beliefs, I'll tell them to literally kill themselves. That's what this dimension needs! Everyone that disagrees with me should just fucking kill themselves!"
This is you dude. This is what you're doing. Even if you are right, and you've uncovered some piece of truth of the universe, you are a fucking asshole who doesn't understand the simple complexities of communication "in this dimension." Maybe take a look at how you treat and talk to people who disagree with you, and measure within yourself whether or not you're REALLY making the impact this world needs.
Dick.
>>713207310
>wut
>>713205416
Quantum death theory.
>>713204742
I once dreamt of my hand melting in a microwave at a friends house in his backyard.
Another time I dreamt I was stepping into darkness, and the darkness was the unlit half of an empty diner. The floor was red and white square tiles and I began hearing something or someone approaching from the dark, so I quickly ran outside into the light.
I had a dream once that a couple of huuuuuuuge titted women in string bikinis were hanging out with me in the sewers. Another where I was fondling my choir teacher's breasts while in an airplane in the sky.
A really cool dream I had was about hearing sirens and dreaming of a nuclear bomb going off in the distance as I was riding away in a white van out of an Arby's drive-thru. Then another apocalyptic dream where the center of the Earth was cracking wide open as lava spat out and there were government camps all around containing citizens for their safety. There were aircraft carriers sinking into the middle of the earth, no where near the ocean. The sky was red and people were going crazy.
Another weird dream I had, that was quite recently actually, was of me and this girl walking out of a psychiatric ward to a gas station across the street, oddly enough, not far from what seemed to be my old middle school. And as we approach the door I think someone started running out of the store and got shot from someone shortly behind him from inside the store. Then the guy was out of ammunition and started walking towards me with a fire axe. I suddenly had a gun and shot the guy in the legs but got sent back to the ward. Then the girl went crazy and as the sky grew dark with a storm, she attacked me. Next thing I remember was me escaping out of a fire exit on top of a what seemed to be the roof of the high school I went to. Next thing I knew I was running from some people, jumping from building to building. And as I looked down, there was my school. And there was me in the local library, alone.
>>713207352
Thanks, but no one asked for your advice on gaining understanding agnostifag. If it is understanding you, yourself seek, lick my unwashed anus and ye shall understand how distasteful your comments are.
>>713207475
kys, I know what im talking about. You are probably Christian.
I dreamed I was a semi naked boy running away from Michael Jackson, who was trying to rape me.
>>713207471
What the fuck? We didn't create ants it was all evolution. We are superior to ants rhus are like gods to them there is also a much bigger existence that is watchING over us
>>713207352
If you don't believe in god wouldn't that make you atheist? lol
Agnostic means you can't confirm or deny that there is a god.
>>713207475
You kind sir really need to kys
>>713207568
No I'm not even debating whether or not you know what you're talking about. I'm saying that, even if you're right, you're a fucking asshole and you're doing a shitty job of communicating.
>>713205815
I have had so very many like that too.
Have you seen anything "more significant" through dreaming?
>>713207630
I'm Atheist though
>>713207593
We are like gods to them, says the atheist...kek
>>713207593
ok, riddle me this athiest
if evolution is real, then how did pokemon originally come up with the evolution because bugs life is a really good movie i dont know who directed it but who can direct an animated move? only god can because an animation cant direct a movie.
if. god. not. real. who. invented. black. poeple.
>>713207696
Im not Atheist you dumb fuck I told you before I'm agnostic
Not my dream but one time my grandmother told me she had a dream that she was in Vietnam as infantry and she suddenly got violently shot in the back with enough force to wake her up and realize that it was my grandfather farting in his sleep against her back.
>>713207775
ok, riddle me this agnopstic
if evolution is real, then how did pokemon originally come up with the evolution because bugs life is a really good movie i dont know who directed it but who can direct an animated move? only god can because an animation cant direct a movie.
>>713207708
Please I beg you just kys because pokemon didn't invent evolution. And fuck a bugs life that shit was weak.
>>713207708
Holy shit retard. Obviously bugs made it
>>713207827
Shut the fuck up non believer please kys
>>713207826
pokemon did invent evolution. they made monkey go to man. they made monkey go to moon. they made monkey go to the stars.
>>713207553
The only dream I've ever had of me being with a girl was when I was very, very young. The girl was Asian American, and we were married. I was following behind her in what I remember to be a parking lot with a basketball goal, all of this outside what I think was a school. And we were picking up our (a) kid, possibly.
She was smiling at me. And I was happy. And I've never had a dream about love since then that I can remember even in the least.
>>713207909
What the fuck see you even talking about please just fucking kys I beg you just kys. Albert Einstein invented evolution
>>713207871
Fuck you bitch I believe in two Gods. My faith is twice as good as yours and also bugs made bugs life, its in the fucking title.
>>713207980
albert eistein? he literally created a bagel shop.
>>713207826
>fuck a bugs life
Okay, we have tolerated your shit this whole thread, but you have crossed the fucking line.
I will find you. Maybe in this dimension. Maybe in the next. Maybe not for another 100 lifetimes. But I will find you. And I'll probably give you a hug because we don't learn how to be good people from watching people be bad people.
>>713207980
You fucking retard, Charles Darwin DISCOVERED evolution, it was already a thing before humans.
>>713207947
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fpI2PPRAM4
Good morning guys, see you this afternoon I hope.
>>713207909
>>713208053
Shut the fuck up you retard how the fuck did bugs do anythino
Fuck bugs it's all Albert he is God
i met katherine again.
she was my only friend for so long, and she killed herself nearly 3 years ago.
i dreamt that i had finally told her that i loved her, and that she had not only saved my world, but she was my world.
i dreamt of the time we couldve spent, the memmories we couldve shared,
from the college we wouldve gone to,
to the time i moved away for a year. i dreamt of what wouldve happened.
how she couldve reacted,
what she wouldve told me when i broke my jaw,
or how she wouldve hounded me for getting into fights
we used to always talk about going to canada, and im my dream i pictured us snuggled up in a cabin by a fire with my dog. she looked at me with those eyes that lit up the room we kissed and i she was about to talk i couldnt hear her but the words she mouthed told me she loved me
then i woke up, i didnt even get up out of bed until 2pm. this was last week, and im still a little shook.
fuck i miss her, i dont think ill ever find someone like her ever again.
>>713208056
Yes and evolution
>>713208076
Lmao look at this autist. Charly Darwin was a psychotherapist u dumb fuck xD smh
>>713208136
ALBERT. IS. BUGS.
>>713208066
The movie was was fucking shit. Deal with it bitch
>>713208076
You are so fucking retarded Albert is Darwin father you dickhead
>>713208191
How is calling someone an artist an insult? Artist are some of the goodest smart scientist I have ever met.
>>713208215
Shut the fuck up you can't convert me
>>713208146
feelsbadman
>>713208265
Oh sorry fam I meant acoustic
>>713204742
So a basic Jewish birth
>>713208228
>92% on rotten tomatoes
>>713208146
Thank you for sharing, dude. Love to you
>>713208352
>trusting reddit: the moviemeter
>>713208352
Rotten tomatos is from a different dimension you cuck you can just suck money dick. Everyone knows toy stor is much better.
>>713208427
Flik (Dave Foley) is an inventive ant who's always messing things up for his colony. His latest mishap was destroying the food stores that were supposed to be used to pay off grasshopper Hopper (Kevin Spacey). Now the strong-arming insect is demanding that the ants gather double the food -- or face annihilation. To avert disaster, Flik goes on a journey to recruit fighters to defend the colony. When he meets a band of high-flying circus insects, he thinks he's found his salvation.
ALL OF YOU CUCKS NEED TO SHUT UP ABOUT THIS POKEMON AND BUGS LIFE SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL YOU RETARDS. ALBERT IS GOD HE EVEN HAS A WHITE BEARD. NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL CONVINCE ME.
>>713208464
Making his way to the "big city" (a heap of trash under a trailer), Flik mistakes a group of circus bugs that have recently been dismissed by their money-hungry ringmaster, P.T. Flea, for the warrior bugs he seeks. The bugs, in turn, mistake Flik for a talent agent and accept his offer to travel with him back to Ant Island. After they arrive, the circus bugs and Flik both discover their mutual misunderstandings during a welcome performance by the ants. The circus bugs then attempt to leave but are forced back by a bird that attacks the group. They save Dot, Atta's younger sister, from the bird as they flee, gaining the ants' respect in the process. At Flik's insistence, they continue the ruse of being "warriors" so the troupe can continue to enjoy the attention and hospitality of the ants. The bird encounter inspires Flik into creating a false bird to scare away the grasshoppers. While the bird is being built, Hopper reveals to the other grasshoppers how greatly the ants outnumber them and worries that they will eventually turn on them.
>>713208525
The bird is constructed, but during a celebration party, the truth about the circus bugs is revealed when P.T. Flea arrives searching for them. Outraged at Flik's deception, the ants exile him and desperately gather food for a new offering to the grasshoppers. When the grasshoppers discover the mediocre offering upon their arrival, they take over the colony, demanding the ants' winter store of food. After overhearing Hopper's plan to kill the Queen, Dot has Flik and the circus bugs use the bird model to rescue the colony.
The bird nearly works, but P.T. Flea, also mistaking it for a real bird, lights it on fire, exposing it as a decoy. Hopper beats Flik in retaliation and proclaims that the ants are lowly life forms who live to serve the grasshoppers. However, Flik says that the ants are independent, without helping the grasshoppers. This inspires the entire colony along with the circus bugs to fend off the grasshoppers. The ants attempt to force Hopper out of the colony, but it suddenly begins to rain. In the ensuing chaos, Hopper kidnaps Flik and flees but Atta rescues Flik. As Hopper viciously pursues them, Flik corners him in the nest of the bird he encountered earlier. Mistaking the actual bird for another fake one, Hopper taunts it but is killed by her chicks.
>>713208564
Later, Flik's inventions are finally perfected and appreciated by the ants, and Atta professes her love for Flik. The ants congratulate Flik as a hero and bid a fond farewell to the circus troupe, hoping that they will return for the following year. Atta is crowned the new queen and Dot is crowned the new heir to the throne.
>>713208564
>>713208525
>>713208464
FUCK OFF WITH THE BUGS LIFE SHIT YOU FUCKING DICK I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU I WANNA RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OUT YOU GAY MOTHER FUCKER KYS YOU CUCK FUCKING DICK HEAD
>>713205875
You don't know if the dream even took place in a different time period than this. Can't really be a previous life if it's not actually the past.
>>713204742
>bought new phone
>first >150€ phone i ever possesed
>samsung galaxy s7 edge, paid 540€ new 2 months ago
>first 10 days i dreamed of it falling and smashing on the ground, getting scratched and catching fire
>dreams where so realistic i was really worried when i woke up
pic related, my old phone
>>713208464
Typical jewish propaganda. He tries to make hitler look bad by portraying him as a thief, he also makes him look bad by having him beaten by some faggots doing loops n shit. Basically its a thinly veiled critique on the german ghettos.
So not only are u an reddit, ur also a kike
>>713208721
What the fuck are you talking about. Your one of the bugs life cucks kys
>>713208665
>2016
>not already converted to bugs life
Gods gonna spray you with a can of Raid if you don't get your act together and accept the truth.
>>713208518
fukk off adam
>>713208790
STOP THE FUCKING BUGS LIFE SHIT RIGHT NOW I'LL KILL YOU
>>713206814
Because you're not asking the right question.
When you're all alone tonight and pray for god to bring you a significant other...you'll know my atheism is real when you wake up and spend another day depressingly alone and sad!
>happy now?
>your welcome!
>>713208972
Finally someone who understands. Il glad your not a bugs life cuck
>>713208972
it does work u haven't tried it
>>713204742
>>713208790
>be dead
>arrive at gate of heaven
>peter shows you in
>"Ssssike!"
>God maces you in the face
such is life in the zone
>>713209140
Kys
>>713209197
Kys
>>713208789
I have to ask that question of you as well. What the fuck does a bugs life have to do with anything I said? He (or you maybe) said the dream was of a previous life. Previous meaning "coming before" this present life. So unless anon's dream was of him and his family in the early to mid 1900's, his dreamed life and his current life would have taken place in the same time period in history. Which would mean it couldn't be a "previous" life, it would be a "concurrent" life. A fucking kids movie has nothing to do with it.
Sure there's scarier in my history, but just woke up from one where my ex-girlfriend from 11 years ago ran into me. I was in utter shock at the moment in the dream, to which she replied "oh my goodness your face is priceless...". Voice accuracy and speaking mannerisms were pinpoint to the point I thought it was real. Then I woke up (from shaking) and the wave of reality hit me.
She's been dead for 11 years.
>>713209197
>>713209247
What does this "kys" mean?
I'm assuming it's some satanist, anti-christian code word.
>>713209248
Fuck no every dimension has a different time. Just cause you've died at certain time.times doesn't mean you have to be reborn in the same time. Your fucking stupid man please do some research or just kys
>>713209328
Keep your sausage
>>713209248
you're literally retarded if you don't understand that bugs life is the structure to the modern human culture.
do research buddy, maybe you'll learn something.
>>713209390
FUCK YOU AND FUCK A BUGS LIFE IT'S NOT EVEN A RELIGIOUS BELIEF YOUR S LIVING A LIE SO FUCK OFF.
>>713209273
You shouldnt date 11 year old dead girls. I hear theyre terrible in the sack
>>713209383
Funny that a Mandela Effect dipshit is telling me I should kill myself. The irony levels in this thread are off the charts.
>>713209387
Clearly satanic. For shame anon. For shame.
>>713209328
Its short for potassium yttrium sulphur which means this is a banana thread now
>>713209556
Fuck off mate suck dick and kys
>>713209383
riddle me this, atheist
if there are different times. how is it one time now and one itme then. if you are reborn now how can you see buglife before its initial release
>>713209708
FUCK OFF WITH A BUGS LIFE YOU CUCK I SWEAR IF U DON'T KYS I'LL kill you
>>713206601
13's a bitch ass number, so awesome
In this dream mom was starting a fire and when it started my cats jumped right into the fire. Mom hurried and dragged the cats out of the fire but the cats jumped again in there. It went on for something like 5 times with fur and skin being visibly molten, showing the meat,until mom gave up and let them commit suicide.
>>713206142
Under rated
>>713205815
There's an adventure time episode like that. Pillow somthing
>>713209556
Nelson mandela has nothing to do with this. Just because he had a dream doesnt mean he invented evolution. Check your irony levels now, dummy
>>713209856
Your moms ass is underrated cuck
>>713209707
I did that once and crashed my home reality, now I'm stuck in this shitty STAIN reality with your dumb ass. Mandela 4 lyf!
>>713209328
>2016
>not knowing what kys is
> k= kiss
>y=Your
>s=Sister
>>713209911
KYS cuck I have nothing more to say to you
>>713207337
Definately a dream about your previous life as a felaciating platapus, put it in your pouch next time marsupial
Quad 9999 like a muthafucka
I had a dream last night that I sucked off a dog, then it fucked me in the ass. The worst part is that I enjoyed it a lot.
ALL OF YOU CUCKS NEED TO SHUT UP ABOUT THIS POKEMON AND BUGS LIFE SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL YOU RETARDS. ALBERT IS GOD HE EVEN HAS A WHITE BEARD. NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL CONVINCE ME.
>>713210117
past life
>>713209951
Aww but we were just getting into some comic-book-hero-esque snappy patter comebacks. Don't leave now.
>>713210255
Fuck off stop posting cuck please fuck off leave this dimension
>>713204742
one time i had a dream where i was running from disfigured friends and family. it took place in an abandoned railyard and everything was rusted to shit and falling apart. there was this orange haze over everything and the sky was blocked out by dark clouds. the people chasing me in my dream were crawling slowly towards me, like their legs were broken and they had to drag themselves to get to me. they were also missing their faces, like they had been torn off. it made sense in that twisted dream logic that i could tell it was who was who even though they had no discernible facial features. the icing on the cake was their horrible screeching as they slowly pulled themselves after me while i ran. pretty fucked up dream but it hasn't happened again so that's neat.
>>713210204
Kek, maybe so.
>>713208464
I really enjoyed Dave Foley in news radio
I had a dream recently where I got a girl I hate irl pregnant. Felt like 9 whole months of preparing, studying about fatherhood, stopped hating her and started to fall in love with her. The dream ended while lying my head on her huge stomach, talking to my future kid, while she was stroking my hair and she said "I love you". Before I could reply I woke up. Vivid as SHIT, made me have a little bit of feelings towards her irl.
Its not really shocking but i have a recurring dream where my teeth are coming away from my gums.
The reason why it disturbs me is how realistic the dream is.
>also had a dream before were i cut off my own dick
>>713205815
Were you not just playing "Roy"?
>the difference between you and me is I don't go back to the carpet store
Who are all these cunts with such fucking mundane lives that they can remember MULTIPLE dreams?
