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>Nuke goes off in America.
>Dubs decide what states were destroyed.
>One state per dub.
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utah
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California
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>>713198321
Florida
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North Dakota
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California
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California
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>>713198478
>>713198556
reroll
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>>713198321
actually had a dream the other night a nuke was landing and I saw it. So, ima say NC.

>dubs decide if dream was real
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>>713198478
>>713198556
>>713198559
>>713198579
reroll
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>>713198580
damn dreams never come true
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Washington
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>>713198321
Alabama
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>>713198321
Commiefornia, just far enough away to kill anyone inside the San Andreas fault line
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>>713198321
NJ
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Pretty much anything on the east coast. Shoeless dirt people with terrible music and awful women.
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Arkansas
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>>713198321
Roll for Florida
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Easy California
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California
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>>713198321
hmmmmmm either california, florida, or new hampshire...


California.
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>>713199200
Praise kek.
Now let me nuke Alabama too!
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>>713199200
Congrats
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California
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texass
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>>713198321
Any redneck inbred state
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>>713199299
Praise kek.
Can I get Texas nuked too?
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>>713198580
LET DREAMS COME TRUUUUUE
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CALIFORNIA. jesus this shouldn't be so hard.
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>>713199299
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Fuck alabama
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>>713199456
Wipe Georgia off that map
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>>713199456
damn, im half and half on being surprised that the south east is being the first to go.

Lets contineu the trend with Mississippi
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Wyoming. Let's kill all ten people and their horses.
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Nuke Texas
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>>713199477
boom
and get dc
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>>713199456
Commiefornia needs to go.
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>>713199755
Sweet! Got DC!
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Georgia need to go
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california
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>>713198321
California. Too Liberal
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>>713199886
awww fuck, that was almost quads...
rr
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>>713199755
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Fuck Texas
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Everyone keeps saying Cali and its not happening not saying I dont want it to go.

But clearly east coast needs to go >>713199936


soooo lets go SC
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>>713199936
Cali! I wanna see some san franciscan fags roasted Hiroshima style!
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cali go boom
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>>713200022
Suicide for me, but worth!
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>>713200008
damn so close to quinces and then point proven wrong
>>713200022
>>713200044
with a double whammy
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>>713200022
>>713200044
yessssss!
new hampshire next
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>>713200044
>>713200022
Finally
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>>713200022
Kek. New Mexico plz
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Massachusetts. Where my ex wife lives
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>>713200216
Refuckingroll
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Mississippi
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You know what fuck new York too
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New Jersey
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>>713199755
think we are done here boys
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Texas
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>>713200291
Aye rolling
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itd be funnier to go for a state that no one cares or hates anything about like Nebraska
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>>713200325
Reroll
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>>713200277
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roll
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fuck wyoming, what do they even have to offer?
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>>713200361
Or Delaware
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>>713200216
Reroll
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>>713200403
you missed new hampshire
>>713200122
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Oklahoma
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>>713200441
hey what did they ever do to you???
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>>713198321
hawaii
finish what them japs started
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>>713200441
Oil and 14 year old girls who chew tobacco (I speak from experience). what more could you want?
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>>713200403
Illinois next
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Alaska
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Louisiana
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Nevada
Area 51
Pic not related
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>>713200488
Thanks /b/ro
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>tfw all these cali-fag haters
Rolling for texas
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>>713200553
Roll
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North Carolina
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>>713200625
Reroll
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>>713200611
>>713200488
>>713200500
sorry for taking too long
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>>713198321
Oregon is oreGONE
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Kill the Texans.
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>>713200625
Re roll
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>>713200663
Was literally about to post that.
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>>713200718
Do we really need new york?
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Oregon
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>>713200741
Refill for Oregon
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>>713200748
Mole
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>>713200718
Fuck Texas
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>>713200742
This
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>>713200688
Wtf why man :(
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Remove Texas.
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>>713200688
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>>713200809
No picture
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>>713200819
Roll
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>>713198478
re-roll
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>>713200663
I live in california. it's a highly overrated place filled with loonies and retards that only have money because either A) they have a basic concept of health, and have managed to use that to gain an above average body for modeling, B) starred in some movie(possibly for reason A), or C) they got rich somewhere else and just moved to the bay area for scenery. That's it. Prove me wrong, protip: you can't.
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Delaware
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Washington
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>>713200907
Reeeeeee-roll
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>>713200850
texas is full of trash and filth...queers and steers
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Texas must die
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New york and go fuck itself. I hope my post ends in 911
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>>713200806
Oregon
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>713200967
damn texas is hard to kill
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>>713200967
Roll
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>>713200903
You must live in a big city, it's nice up here in the mountains.
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Seeya later, New Jersey, ya shit hole.

love, Rollie Dubkins
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>>713200977
>>713200944
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South carolina
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>>713200967
>>713201015
Texas is too stronk.
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>>713201064
This
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Utah
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Hey Patrick! WHAT AM I?!
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>>713198321
Florida
please let it be florida
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>>713199755
best one yet!
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Ohio
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>>713201146
reroll
yes I know florida was already blown up but I want it to die again
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can we un-nuke just the little star in Alabama?
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Texas
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>>713200022
>>713200044
Double winrar for cali. Couldn't think of a better place to be toast!
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>>713201081
Rolling to eradicate west coast
Washington!
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>>713201124
Ummm nuked?
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>>713201124
TexASS
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Michigan, We need to purge the shit hole known as Detroit.
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Kansas, schmansas. SEND THEM ALL TO HELL!!
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Texas bois
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>>713201124
Uhh, stupid
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>>713201264
No, I'm Texas!
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Oklahoma
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>>713201124
uhhh? Stupid?
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>>713201124
Nuked
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>>713201297
What's the difference?!
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use two nukes on alaska
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Texas
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california
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>>713201408
Kill it
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>>713201393
Gonna need a bit more than 2 nukes.
(rolling to nuke texas)
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bomb iowa and never EVER talk about it
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>>713198321
https://discord.gg/EfN4UPY
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For fucks sake Texas why wont you die?
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>>713201247
Rolling
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South Carolina.
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>>713201500
>>713201466
Does this mean texas is double nuked?
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>>713201500
>>713201466
nice, double fuck texas

send oklahoma with it!
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>>713201544
Does this mean texas is tripple nuked?
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>>713201544
waste of a roll you twat

kansas go boom
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TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS TEXAS
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>>713201522
>>713201500
>>713201466
>>713201544>>713201585
yes
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New york
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>>713201543
Roll
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reroll
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Lets finish off Cascadia and nuke Washington
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Alaska
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kentucky kenfuckitself
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>>713201665
(rolling for Washington)
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Utah
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Alright now that texas is fucked, lets get new york.
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>>713201616
Praise kek.. nuke Illinois 10times now
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South Carolina
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>>713201702
Rolling
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only 13 so far, wtf

14th state for #14, vermont
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nj
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Wyoming
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sc
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>>713201832
roll
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Illinois cuz I wanna die fbi
and fuck chicago
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Arkansas
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Illinois.

-Love, Wisconsin.
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>>713198321
kkkalifornia
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New fucking Mexico
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>>713201866
winrar
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>>713201924
roll
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>>713201866
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>>713201924
rolling
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>>713201924
oh yeah, good one

FUCK YOU, HEISELBORG!
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>>713201924
rollbois
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>>713200791
you from oregon too?

Rolling for WA DC
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>>713201924
gangbang numex
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>>713201924
bbbbbois
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>>713201924
duke nukem
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montana lets go
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>>713201924
Reroll.. let's get em lads
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Nevada let's do this
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Arizona
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>>713201924
reroll, when will it die
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>>713201924
Boooooom
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>>713201924
no sleep til dis

why dubs so hard?
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fuck colorado
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Maine roll
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>>713202199
hooorah
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>>713202206
reroll
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>>713198321
see ya cali

check em
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>>713198397
roll
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>>713202255
cali was already blown up, fuck my life
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>>713202199
Thank god
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brazil
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c'mon alaska
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>>713202199
Let's roll for state of fucking Washington.. clear the west coast
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>>713202199
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>>713202306
re rawlin
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hiroshima
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>>713198321
Fuck WA state
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>>713198321
Israel
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>>713202277
>>713202274
you stupid idiots
move to idaho which is about to be blown up
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Literally anywhere in the south.
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G E O R G I A
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fuck hawaii
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japan again
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Idaho
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>>713202348
this
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>>713201247
No not Michigan! Detroit isn't hal-
Oh wait shit, I never go to Detroit anymore for a reason
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Let's get rid of all the niggers in chicago
Illinois
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>>713202381
re roll
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Every state
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Alaska is a useless fucking state
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South Dakota
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>>713202455
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
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>>713202455
win
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>>713202411
>>713202455
allah hates us, wasting our dubs on drivel

minnesota!
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>>713202455
what did he mean by this
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>>713202441
re re roll
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>>713202455
>One state per dub
:^)
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WEST "by god" VIRGINIA
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>>713202455
BOOOM SHAKA LAKA
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Gary, Indiana
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>>713202461
rolling
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alaska
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>>713202455
The first thing i see on /b/ tonight. Lolz ensued
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>>713202455
Kek doesn't want America to exist anymore
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Michigan, because niggers
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yo fuck kansas
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>>713202599
you are a nigger too

niggerbraska
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>>713202634
don't you mean Mexicobraska?
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>>713202599
Haha Paise kek
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oklahoma
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Bye New York
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Wyoming
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skew south dakota
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>>713202586
>>713202569
>>713202536
>>713202507
>>713202503
>>713202496
>>713202495
>>713202483
>go on b
>first time to comment in a while
>get dubs
>destroy america
>NotMyPresident
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>>713202694
Rolling
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>>713202686
role
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this thread
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>>713202332
re re re rawlin
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I'll settle for just New York city.
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Washington state
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>>713202696
Yeah, fuck this empty space in particular
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>>713198478
roll for this
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>>713202875
Rerolling
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>>713202875
Roll
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>>713198397
Why have we not killed Utah yet?
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Wisconsin. Cheese curds begone!
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Colorado

Fuck you potheads
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>>713198321
Illinois, California, Virginia
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Just gonna list all the states that got nuked so far.
>Michigan
>Oregon
>California
>new mexico
>Texas
>Louisiana
>Mississippi
>Alabama
>Florida
>south Carolina
>North Carolina
>Virginia
>Delaware
>mass.
>new Hampshire
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Idaho.
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>>713198478
Roll
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>>713202964
because utah is the best state
NUKE: JEW YORK
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>>713203171
If Kek wills it reroll
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nuke new york
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Ohio.
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>>713203211
kek
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>>713203211
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>>713203304
NOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>713203211
Well, I'm fucking dead.
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Arkansas
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Florida the cunts
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indiana GET
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>>713203392
roll
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Vermont
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>>713203377
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>>713203199
I can side with that except Texas and Florida. We need those Floridians for our doses of insanity and Texas for fellow gun ethusiasts.
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Illinois again.

Except the bomb lands, but doesn't blow up, until some government workers are sent to clean it up, but they accidentally back up into it with a truck full of other bombs, so all the bombs blow up taking Wisconsin and Indiana too.

Trips.
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>>713203392
>>713203422
later, cunts

illinois next!
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Rhode Island
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Oklahoma
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>>713203482
Roll
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ARIZONA

FUCK MY ASS DATTY
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>>713203502
rolling
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>>713203552
you heard him, datty

fuck his ass!!
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Georgia
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>>713203500
>>713203422
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>>713203586
r
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New Jersey
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>>713203604
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>>713203650
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Maryland
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Illinois in before 300 autosagebumplimit
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>>713203482
Rolling
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nuke OHIO
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>>713203660
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>>713198478
Please this
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>>713203680
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>>713203695
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New York
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NY
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Wisconsin
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>>713203701
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Connecticut
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>>713203677
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>>713203717
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>>713203759
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>>713203667
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>>713203662
Rolling
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>>713203772
>>
Japan
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South dacota
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Gameover.

I really want Illinois gone pls
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>>713203797
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Wisconsin
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>>713203864
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NY
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Vermont
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>>713203882
come on kek i ned this

rolling
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Tennessee
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>>713203917
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>>713203887
Roll
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Utah.

Fucking Mormons.
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>>713203919
roll
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start a new thread op
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Missouri
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>>713203971
reroll
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>>713203916
WA
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Japan kek
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>>713203917
Rerolling, except instead of Georgia, Illinois.
YOUVE HAD IT TOO GOOD YOU BASTARDS
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jorja dum turmp votrs
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New york
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>>713204032
Been there, done that.
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>>713203976
Op here, I'm gonna wait for one more state then I'll make a new thread.
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>>713204087
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Nice fake dead baby pics. 2001 wants their fake gore back.
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>>713204110
ONE OFF FUCK MY ASS

GEORGIA, FOR ONE LAST MOTHERFUCKING TIME
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>>713204109
Utah
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>>713204142
NIGGER
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ROLLING FOR the state ofG E O R G I A
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North Dakota
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>>713204142
It's not that hard, man.

One nuke for Georgia, please.
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>>713204182
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>>713204204
last
bye nigfags
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Nebraska
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>>713204229
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>>713204015
Lemme try
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>>713204109
Illinois, for the love of Kek
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>>713204245
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NY
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Oklahoma
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>>713204196
reroll
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Just nuke fucking all states
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>>713204266
FINALLY FUCK YES AFTER 20+ POSTS FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY

KISS MY ASS FUCKING FAGGOTS
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>>713204266
congrats
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>>713204266
U faggot, u happy now?

Ciao Georgia
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New Jersey
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NY
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>>713204390
This
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>>713204329
Oh shit I musta been a blind faggot and missed Illinois getting rekt.

Hit it again for good measure.
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>>713204396
Get this plz
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>>713204390
Rolling
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Colorado

Fuck you potheads
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Japan
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>>713204543
rerollng
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>>713204477
>>713204455
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>>713204543
roollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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Rerolling Japan
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Rell
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>>713204564
You magnificent bastard, thx
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ohio can GO
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>>713204543
Rolling
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Japan Japan Japan
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Rolling for WA
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If trips, Colorado is immune to nukes
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>>713204830
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>>713204925
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>>713204950
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>>713204974
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We at page 9, nite folks.

Hit Illinois again.
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>>713204995
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>>713205065
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>>713204666
>Trips = state gets blown out of existence.
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I surrender
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bye jersey
triple two get
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FUCK MILEY CYRUS
tennssee
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